 What's up everybody, I'm the man goose you are awesome and today we're gonna be playing some Dauntless I'll play this with a Mandy mail and face full of dub the games All right It's pretty fun The main thing I like about it is that it's cross play and it allows me to play with some of the friends that I made in Paragon that were ps4 players, and you know, I'm a PC player, but let's me get in and play with them guys again We didn't really know a whole lot. This is the first monster that we ever fought ever So, uh, yeah, don't make fun of me too much. I have learned quite a bit since this match, but uh, Yeah, the game's all right. Check it out. It is free right now You can head through the epic games store and pick it up and um, yeah, hit me up. We can play some time All right, let's let's enjoy the match Well, I appreciate you being do I hit H am I supposed to hit H? Yeah. Yeah, hit H. Oh my god Do you want to leave party? I wish you could just see my screen because when you joined in you had no close-up Yeah, your character model was a fuck-naked when you fucking join Like to arrive in style. Yeah Look at how fabulous my guy looks Okay, I see you. He's he's not gay. He's just a cross-dresser. He's like Eddie is arred Well, you're wait for me. He's just wearing like regular clothes. Oh, I'm talking about his makeup Maybe I think mean you have the exact same face on the character. Oh, maybe you picked chain I picked what chain sickle things. Why are your chain sickles better than my chain sickles? No, here's a better than hers. Hers just looks better Yeah All right, when we get in here everybody keep a level head Keep your head on the swivel I'm not going to do what everybody thinks I do longest man It's gonna be standing there freaking out face was like come on guys. I'm trying here Before we run off no shut up You just leave me no no no like right up here these glowing things cuz yeah remains right there You can go fight it right now, but I'd suggest no I want these mushrooms. Yeah Yeah, pick up as much of this stuff as you can cuz yeah, I was gonna do that and then you told me to stop You're like don't don't run away Mushrooms and I want Yeah, we want lots of mushrooms, we're going to be fucking balls whatever we fight Oh god, oh god, there's a thing up here with a horn on its face Let's kill it. Where are you guys? Is there not like a map so I can see where you guys are here. Look up I'm flaring a flare. Oh, I see things. I see mongoose attacking. Why does this thing go? Oh Jesus? What is gonna? It's gonna run out of breath in a second What is my weapon? I can't Shut up. Just click it and it'll pull it out. Oh, I keep getting hit for no reason. Yeah, dog. I just dodged Do I have to like keep clicking? I can just hold down my mouse man. He hit it in the day Hit it in the dick. Hit it. It's pecker. It's pecker Oh, I just did a cool move Maybe are you hitting it in the pecker? Well, don't do that No, no, no you need to hit it in the pecker It'll light up when it gets angry. It'll light up red That's a weak spot. Oh It's pecker will light up red That's what you can all look at you That's what happens to me when I get angry if it if you ever ride a green. Yeah, my dick lights up And it looks like I'm smuggling a mag light in my panties it means I'm super pissed. I have missed this humor People call me Root off the red dick red dick. Oh My god, he just hit me what I'm doing, but I'm doing something loud noises. It's productive I Goose is like twirling around. Yeah, I'm a spinny spin. Oh, you got it. You gotta get away Get away, man. Do you know knock his horn off? Why didn't you do that with his pecker like I told you to? Oh Jesus Apparently you don't know about traditional Chinese medicine the pecker is always more valuable The pecker will make you viral It makes me hey, I just jumped in it worked and you told me that it didn't work I said you just it was super effective. It was super effective Was it though? I'm out Peace a hill hill I'm not gonna heal. I don't need to heal You do though. No, I don't look like almost half. It's not almost half That's me I think I'm gonna hit it in the butt out. I'm out I'm up. They see me. I'm down Man, I've been working on that tail forever, and then you knocked it off You're a fucking tail tail stealer Why can't I use these the like watch watch on to his face I want to get on his face Oh my god, oh my god, that went right up my butt crack is Why do you think we were super excited when we saw you were straight oh came straight to you didn't we? Yes, you guys are so sweet. Dude. I'll have that of my game to come give you a follow. Oh I Just stop. I I followed you before Queen even haha suck that bitch. It's not your ass The original He's that I killed it. That was me. That was all me. I killed it. That was totally me. I killed it You know, it was both you find it with me man. Hey, wait, wait, let's tell what was your guys is rain? I was I was s plus plus Your rank I took it out as a cow sniper from across In tower just to snipe it from where I wish it showed me the fucking damage I did to right Construct this night before like this one's break. Okay guys guys real quick You got a little crazy out there. There was a monster running around there were mushrooms all over the place But we kept the level head we kept in the fight. We used teamwork and we dropped that beast I don't say this a lot But great job out there guys great job Everybody had a level head except for you. You were just like hold on hold on chief. I was just saying what we needed to do Man go