After killing people with a wheel we were at a loss on how to innovate with control methodologies for FPS games. However, thankfully we received a phone call from an English gentleman that insisted on sending us video footage of how he "rolls" in CSGO.
Nothing more need be said, as this is clearly the only real way to play Counter Strike. One can only wonder as to why we have never seen this style of play at LAN parties or pro matches before.
We certainly felt the addition of English gentlemanly rapping complimented the overall theme of this piece.