 It says up there that this is my Valentine's Day special, but there's already a problem I guess you've noticed Valentine's Day was yesterday Let's just get started. Okay, the big grocery store down the street Really wants to unload this old force awakens merchandise Somebody help these poor animals They're neck deep and plastic And this one was pretty angry about it take a look at this Collection of so-called dinosaur toys at least half of these aren't dinosaurs see that big White and yellow bird thing in there that thing is not a dinosaur. It's not even a pterodactyl It has feathers. So it's some kind of bird That that same mold Has been in every plastic dinosaur collection. I've ever seen my entire life going back as far as I can remember They're still using the same shitty quote-unquote dinosaur molds that they've been using for 50 years Ripping kids off Kids know what dinosaurs are but then there's pedodolphin Okay, so here's the Valentine's content of my Valentine's Day special Do you want to impress Your true love on this holiest of holy days spend a dollar on one of these dismal Unfunny knockoffs Excuse me miss dollar store employee. Where do you keep your toys? They're on aisle three with the rat poison Okay. No, seriously. Here's one of the most depressing things I've ever seen in front of the bus stop Monday on the sidewalk in front of the bench. There's a pair of slacks a Full pair of men's slacks Just laying there on the sidewalk everybody walking around them and there were playing cards everywhere too What happened here? But this cheered me right up at the mall. They're having some event where Everybody gets a crown and a trophy. Oh Boy if only and now here I have a question There's this new trend that's been happening at the dollar stores It's been going on for for months now, but I didn't notice for the longest time I was walking past these without looking and then finally I Did a double-take and said wait a minute. What are these things? These are wrist-mounted Containers of some sort see they've got this rectangular space inside them the kids are supposed to hold something on their wrist and Whatever they are it's popular enough that they're getting Endorsements they've got cartoon characters on them Spider-man wants to hang out on your wrist because of this whatever it is right next to these things they've got these boxes full of little bottles of liquid and I'm thinking is this some sort of energy drink or some liquid candy or something or maybe perfume, but no It's hand sanitizer That's what's popular with the kids now Boy, I never would have predicted that But it's popular enough that Marvel slash Disney wants to put 1970s Iron Man and Hulk on it Wow, who knows what's gonna happen next at the dollar store?