 I do like looking at like the mic'd up stuff. There are typically a lot of trash on the field. Everybody's different. Look at this one. Miles Sanders, somebody DM'd Miles Sanders. Why he was playing like that and made me lose all my damn money. He actually responded to the guy on Instagram. He told him to go have himself. I love whenever somebody talks some smack to like an NFL guy or like whatever, you know, public figure, whatever you wanna call it. And then they actually like come back at him. I'm like, good. Like they freaking deserve it, dude. Halftime show is underwhelming. What'd you guys think of it? I think the halftime show was like a five out of 10. Like here's the thing. She performed well, like she's saying well. Look, we have the floating platforms and stuff. Like that's cool. I mean, it's like I'm playing Super Smash, whatever, right? I feel like when you have to follow up the last year's halftime show was absolute. I mean, the game was good too, but the halftime show was absolutely incredible. Absolutely. One of the best halftime shows ever, in my opinion. So when you have to follow that up, it kind of blows. Be like, oh, well, she's pregnant. Like Rihanna's pregnant. Like she can't like move around a whole, I'm like, yeah. So why don't you get like some guest stars to come in? Cause last year they had Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre and then all of a sudden a few minutes later, it's like, boom. 50 Cent is hanging upside down from the rafters of the crate. And it's like, damn, that's crazy. And then all of a sudden a few minutes later, what was it? Like Mary J. Bly shows up a few minutes later. Boom. Kendrick Lamar shows up a few minutes later. Boom. M&M shows up a few minutes later. It was insane with this year's halftime show. I feel like with this year's halftime show, she sings well. She has a lot of really good, well-known songs. It's been the budget on the platforms. As far as budget goes, you know, they don't get paid at all. NFL doesn't pay people for the Super Bowl halftime show. They give them a budget, like a sponsored budget to put on the show, but the artists don't get paid. No, it wasn't. It was like watching a bunch of retirement on people performing. What? Dude, last year's Super Bowl halftime was incredible. Like it was like legend after legend. It was nuts. It was crazy. My dumbass thought that was Andy Reed up there on stage. Okay, dude. Come on, man, she's pregnant. One of the Super Bowl where the commercial they're entertaining the actual game doesn't matter. You know, I think that's one of the best things about the Super Bowl is that it ends up being like a cultural event for people that don't care about football to watch the game for the commercials. So you end up having like Super Bowl parties and people hanging out with people that just don't even care about football. They're like, I just wanna watch the commercials. Rihanna's halftime show looked a little familiar. Dude, I actually love this. I love that like people saw this and they immediately were like, wait, this looks like Smash immediately. Recency bias. Yeah, I think it's recency bias. Rihanna's unborn baby made it to the Super Bowl before the Detroit Lions. Have they never even been to the Super Bowl? Rihanna, look out. This one's great. See, I love this. This is great, dude. This is so good. I love this one. Me watching S-Fan's Super Bowl stream. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Thanks, dude. People playing in Super Bowl 57, people boycotting the Harry Potter game. Dude, true, dude. This is the actual good one. I don't get it. That's what they call JK Rowling. Yeah, that's what they call JK Rowling. But the turf, dude, the turf actually was so bad. Trans exclusionary radical feminist. Okay, that's what it stands for. My dog following me into the kitchen to get a snack. That's pretty good, actually. Going through this thread before the game and then checking it afterwards was the funniest thing I saw last night. The NFL has spent two years preparing the grass for tonight's field at the Super Bowl. The grass was grown at a local sod farm in Phoenix. It was installed two weeks ago and the field has been rolled out each morning for daily sunshine. Total cost $800,000. A 100K for a slip and slide? True, unbelievable, man. Hey, that is pretty damn sick though. The real Super Bowl MVP is George Tilma. He is 94 years old and he's been the groundskeeper for the athletics rules in the Chiefs. Wait a second, he is the real MVP. Wait a second. He's prepared fields for 37 Pro Bowls, several World Series and every single Super Bowl in history. So he's just been doing this for like literally 57 years. That guy touched his grass. Dude, this guy is grass. Rihanna's baby during the halftime. Just like lights and stuff freaking out. My Eagles lost Super Bowl, okay. To a rolling left with the grain and down he goes. I'm Josh Chupu. Woffer, woffer, woffer, woffer, junior double triple woffer. So, dude, you're not even kidding me, man. This is so good. Well, we're going to find out a little later. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. In the shaft. Oh my. Double them up or listen, match whatever you want. We're into that. Crazy. That two B Super Bowl commercial had people trippin'. This actually got me. Oh, crazy. You said you got it right, man. Me and you expected it. Yeah. Let's push it around. We'll see how it goes. All right. Dude, that is so funny, dude. Did you get to do a show? Wait, that's not us. That was a commercial. I think that was actually the best commercial. I actually think that was probably, because I think it was the most, I think it was the most effective commercial. Oh my God. That's pissed. That's pissed. So funny, dude. So funny, man. What is this? That is, he's Mr. Palm Beach. Wait. Is it giving S-Fan? That is giving S-Fan vibes. Oh my God. S-Fan vibes from like Super Mario Sunshine or something. He has long ass hair too. Wait, shit. No. That is S-Fan. What is going on? What is happening? What the hell? Weird. Wait, that's actually S-Fan. What's going on? What the fuck? And he's your computer guy and he fixes shit? What? What the? That was step one. It was to get an S-Fan. You're a genius. Step one is get an S-Fan. You're so fucking good. Oh yeah? Well, I bet you don't have a... What the hell? That is so funny. Snoop Dogg said Jalen Hurst is the top leaky being that villain. The only quebies who can take over Jalen is Joe Burrow and Pat Mahomes. What? There's no way in our minds we would have ever thought we would be asking you which quarterbacks wouldn't we take over Jalen Hurst? And you couldn't even find one that says... Only ones you take over Jalen Hurst is Patrick Mahomes and Joe Burrow. All the rest of them niggas know. Jalen Hurst is top three now. Snoop Dogg said it. The conversation with this guy or it's a conversation with that guy is because of what we believe... You know what my problem is with this? Why the hell does Snoop Dogg got a Vizio TV? Like, you can't... Come on, Samsung, LG, Sony. You got a Vizio? Like, why does Snoop Dogg go and buy this TV at freaking Black Friday? He got a 60 inch for like 300 bucks. Like... What? Why gilly go out on the cowboys and combators like that when he's congratulating the Chiefs? Stung like a motherfucker, ain't no motherfucking hater. Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs last night. It's stung like a motherfucker. I ain't gonna lie. But this is what I do want to say to all you niggas that just keep calling my phone and y'all not Kansas City Chiefs fans, I don't understand that. Like, you niggas calling my phone. Oh, gee, I told you, fuck you, tell me, nigga. You a Dallas Cowboys fan, nigga. Y'all niggas ain't one since they took cocaine out the league, nigga. So please stop letting players snort that good old and yell, yo, you niggas ain't one shit. Fuck you, man, you telling me, man. What, yo? How you out here celebrating other niggas wins, man. You under part of that shit, man. Got a nigga from the old-time riskings, Washington Commanders fan, he be talking about, damn, oh, gee, fuck you on my line for a minute. The last time you niggas won, the original Scarface was in theaters, bitch. The fuck are you talking about, man? The fuck up off my line, man. Shout out to the Kansas City Chiefs fans, man. Congratulations. All the rest of you niggas, y'all niggas better keep posting memes and shit. I don't give a fuck about it. Don't call my motherfucker phone talking shit when you niggas was already lost. You niggas already sitting at home on some loser's shit. What did we do? Shannon Sharpe reaction of the Chiefs one of the Super Bowl has been crying. Told you Chiefs was win by three, Buckner walks it off. They call me Snake Out Willie because I can call the game before they happen. What's one of my famous quotes? If I tell you grass will turn to cheese, what you guys gonna do? You know what's so interesting about Shannon Sharpe? He has such this like specific way of speaking. The cadence of how he speaks, the way his face is like animated. It's like mesmerizing. It's just like funny to watch him. It's so distinct. It's just interesting to watch him speak. Quit your job, start hustling crackers. You'll be wealthy, you y'all, you're wild with dreams. Now I'm gonna be on this whole La Portillette. It's a little shade by La Portillette. He's sitting there learning to drink it by himself. If you ain't going out and getting it, got your bottle, go out and get you one and support your own. Let there be no more questions. The best quarterback in football is Patrick Mahomes. Two regular season MVPs, two Super Bowl MVPs, two 5,000 yard passing seasons, three Super Bowl appearances, all in five years and he's one, two of them. Scamp Balus, there's nothing else you can say right now. He's the best quarterback in football and you got no excuses. I'm gonna be on this report to you hard tonight because I deserve it. I deserve everything that I have coming to me. I tickle me. Scamp Balus, you don't wanna see me tomorrow. Got some special for y'all. Got some real special for you tomorrow. Tune in Undisputed, 9.30 Eastern. You don't wanna miss it. Think I'll make Scamp really mad tomorrow. I thank y'all ready for him to say my turn and I ain't gonna let him talk. What is he doing? What is he doing? I'm gonna report to you hard. I ain't gonna lie to y'all. I might be tipsy. Scamp Balus, she's on top. Eagles, y'all got a dynasty? Not, she's got a dynasty. Dude, I'll be honest. I think the Eagles are gonna be good for a while. Do they have any contracts expiring? Oh wait, they have a lot of contracts expiring? Oh, well, never mind, I take it back. Druski was roasting Kevin Hart's drunk ass. That's the nigga thing he had seen, bro. Nigga, you a- Sit down, bro. The nigga thing he callin' plays from up here, shit. You ain't callin' plays, nigga. The drunk ass stressin' on it. Boozy sounds hurt after finding out Rihanna's pregnant again during her Super Bowl performance. Man, I know Rihanna ain't pregnant, bro. Man, she's pregnant, bro. Man, bro, I know what ain't, bro. That's what? Look at that stomach. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Man, I know Rihanna ain't pregnant. Oh, man. We're at the Super Bowl. The Eagles got... At any time. At any time, you know what I'm sayin'? There ain't nothing going on here. At any time. Huh? All right, bro. Both girl boards. Dude, I feel like... I feel like Kevin Hart comes off as, he's just like a nat. Like he's just like a little fly that just like flies around and like pesters all together celebrities. Just as annoying as possible. She's like, get out of here. Yeah, ankle bider. Yeah, exactly. Like, and Shag's just like sittin' there mind his own business. Is there any other good ones? Oh, fuck. It's me. It's me, dude. Look, dude, the guy pushed the box in front of him. At the last second, dude, the box got pushed in front of him. Look, you see that? He pushed the box in front of him. Unbelievable, dude. Ah-ha, was good to see you at Gronk Beach. Hope you had a good time. I was the random worker who said, don't he care less than three? Oh, nice. What's up, dude? Thank you for the $5, man. Did you see the clip? That was so funny, dude. That's the guy, chat. Perfect timing. That's actually him. That's so funny, man. Thank you for the $5, dude.