 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Streamer Daily which allows me to become a streamer. What's that? Why don't I just actually do streaming? Well, that's extremely rude. How dare you ask that? Okay, let's get going. Player name can be xx, please underscore sub zx. Awesome. And my channel name can be uh, ooo, pity sub me. This sounds kind of wrong. Okay, ooo again. So ooo, pity sub me, ooo. What are my favorite games? Let's go battle royale. I only play battle royale. Those are my genres. This is my house. Oh my god, this is jarring to look at. This is horrible. Am I just a prisoner? I think I just spawned in as one of the prisoner sims in my basement. There we go, I turned off the lights, much better. All right, let's get streaming. The monitors are connected. Oh god, I can't see anything. There we go, we got power. I built my computer, a Microsoft PC. Oh, they finally joined forces. All right, now the lights go off. There we go, that's saving power. I can mine for B coins. My computer's awful. How am I doing this? I think it would explode. The old one gig of RAM and the CRT monitor will carry me through. They have hidden power. Do you hear xx, please sub zx? We examine your apply to our platform and there is no obstacle to broadcast. You can start streaming whenever you want. Great. All right, let's open OBS. They actually have OBS. Okay, what's my stream called? I'm gonna start off strong. I want to play strip battle royale. The webcam can't even see me because the lights are off. Okay, that's fine. All right, start the stream. Is this the preview? Criticize other streamers immediately. Keep going. That's all I'm doing. Show cleavage. I'm a man. Express your problems with crying. All right, let's call it a day on that. Can I leave? No, I have to keep going fine. Cry some more. Just keep crying. Oh my god, look at the camera down there. It's so blurry. You can't even see his face. All right, let's end the stream. That was good though. That was really good. That went well, I think. For next time, since I can actually see the orange, I want to zoom right in on that face. Jesus Christ, that is really nice. Buy chatbots. So that might be a good idea. Can I do that? I don't have enough reputation. Do I need reputation to use chatbots? Isn't that good? I've nothing to lose. All right, so in 180 minutes, I had six viewers and no one tipped me for some reason, even though I think I did everything right. Wait, why would I buy from this site when this site's cheaper? Sure, it's all in Chinese, but that's fine. I say just spend it all on a really good graphics card, and then we can invest in Bitcoin. I think I'm playing this game wrong. I should probably get an actual job. I don't think this is going to go well. I'll be a fisherman. There we go. Perfect. And if I could get a loan as well, please? $5,000. Yes, please. Oh, I'm rich. Where's my fishing job? How do I quit? Oh, I want to quit. I've made a big a Zeus cream fast. That sounds great. What the hell is that name? I don't even know what this is, but I'm buying it. I'm just spending the bank's money. I don't care. Okay, there we go. Two grand. Perfect. I think I got ripped off here. How do I sleep? Can I just sleep for seven days until my stuff comes? Oh, God, that's awful. I didn't like that at all. Oh my God, what was that? I said fill happiness and I made that sound. The graphics card is broken, probably because I just left it mining for like four days. All right, I can't use my computer for the next few days. I can't see either. Move your own house is one of my goals. I don't think I'm that strong. Oh, I hadn't eaten in four days. I forgot about that. It's all about that streaming grind, which involves not streaming at all. Apparently just sleeping. Maybe I shouldn't have ordered from that Chinese website. This is taking a long time. Stuff in the inventory. Great. There we go. Open. Is that it? All right, go to sleep. I guess the rest will come tomorrow. Yes. This is what I need to just throw everything on the floor. Oh, God, damn it. My hard drive doesn't match. I can't. I can't put it in. This is bad news because how do I order more parts then? Okay, I can't assemble the computer and I can't buy anything else because my life is on the computer. I'm locked in this garage. Can I go out to the shops? Hello? I've never socialized before. Computer, please. She doesn't even want to talk to me. She just says pay what you buy. I don't know what I need. I'll just take one of everything, please. Okay, I just spent like $1,000 actually way over that because I don't know what I'm doing. I just got anxious when I was in the store. She was looking at me the whole time I was in there. Okay, take these out. Okay, those are some duplicates. Please, something work. It does not match. It does not match. Yes, finally, one. Wait, I've gotten some of the pieces I'm still missing. What am I missing now? The graphics care doesn't match either. I have no idea what I'm doing. Back to the shop. That woman's going to judge me. Christ almighty, I'm spending another 1200. Okay, it's the bank's money. It's the bank's money of which there is not much left. I have 700 bucks left. This is why I don't stream, okay? Okay, I think we're done. I don't know how it all fits in there to be honest. What do you mean some parts are missing? I'll for fuck's sake none of the processor matches either. Okay, processors, definitely the last one. I don't think I can afford one. Can I sell some of these? Oh, I'm taking my couch, I guess. Okay, that's everything that isn't in use. Maybe they'll buy them off me. Okay, please work. Wait, I thought it said it wasn't working, but no, it's just not turned on. Oh, glorious, five grand later. And I have what looks like the exact same fucking computer. Why is my motherboard damaged? It's new. So is my mouse, it's damaged. The Chinese site ripped me off. Wait, noise problem from my dad. If you're going to continue doing this stream, seriously, you'll have to do it your own place. I only streamed one time. I just slept other than that. He says we love you, but he's going to kick me out in a month. Could I have another loan, please? They won't let me. Oh my God, I left my webcam on the floor by accident. Okay, that's going to have to do. My broadcast quality is 48% because of health problems. Can I get that game? I think it might be a good idea to play a game because I don't think I have the personality for just chatting. Where's my webcam? There, this is okay. Let's just no put that down. Let's put this up here somewhere. There we go. That's perfect. I don't know why he's not using these monitors. It's dead, but let's not talk about that. There we go. That's better. The quality is way better too. Look at that resolution. Wait, you can't continue when your need is below 20%. I just want to fucking stream God damn it. I don't care about my health. All right, I'm ready. Keyboard is broken. Oh my God. What is this shit? I think I have another keyboard in here. Oh, that's my counter. I think I have another keyboard here somewhere. Thought I did anyway. I'm really upset. Okay, there we go. The Chinese side ripped me off. Okay, I'm ready for my stream. Finally, there we go. Fack my parents. Idiots. Not clickbait. Do people say that on streams? I don't know how to play my game. That's the problem. I'm just chatting with this uncomfortable close up chat with moderators. I don't even have any viewers, not my moderators. All right, end the stream. This is going awful. I got a follower for some reason. Oh wait, there's my game installed. Perfect. We're going to play some of that tomorrow. Wait, can I play it off stream? Okay, you control the WASD. You must direct the character and collect the surrounding bullets. I think the idea is to avoid getting bullets in you. No, it may be beneficial to kill yourself. Well, thank you very much. I love battle royale games. They're my favorite genre. Look at this. Look how intense he looks. Wow. How do I lose? Can I end OBS? Please. Thank you. I want to quit. I want to sleep. This has been depressing. I have $20 left. Oh my God, the bank is going to kill me. And if they don't, my parents will. Is it I have a month to get out of the house? Okay, let's try another stream. Battle Royale. It's popular today. Great. Fantastic. This is going to go well. Let's even zoom out here. Look at that field of view. That's perfect. And zoom in. There we go. We got to show somebody. That's the only way we're going to make it in this world. Strip Royale. We're back to this. My first broadcast. What? No, I've done loads. Can I set a donation goal? Because I really need it. I just see a streamer stream for like the first time properly and their goal is pay off bank loan. You just be like, that person is in a bad situation. If it's come to this, did you say it to me? What? No, no. Welcome to the stream. Dalligan. Are you going to play another game today? Probably not. No, I don't have any. I can't afford any. Please donate to pay off my bank loan. Someone talk. I don't know how to entertain if people aren't talking. Please. Somebody talk. God, I can see why this gaming thing is so popular. This is fun. How much do you sell your mouse to me? Five grand. I need to pay off that bank loan. I'll even lick it first. Oh no. I'm getting trapped inside myself. A viewer is expose your phone number in the chat. Target the accounts of the person who did this. They will send you $100 to stop this. That might be a good one. But then again, your viewers will increase by 20% if I swear at the person, which might be the good long-term play. But then again, I love being toxic. Let's target them. Wait, the game restarted. Does it just keep going? Is there any way to simulate this? I advertised and everyone left the chat. They probably left because the title is Strip Royale and then when I lost I didn't strip. Four bucks. Oh, that bank loan was worth it. Can I be your mood, please? Do you mean mod? I don't understand. Oh, you gain reputation by clicking on these. Okay, this is fantastic. Now that's gaming. I have 93 followers. I need 100. Someone said they'd give me 100 bucks if I got 100 followers. I need to at least show the bank that I'm making progress here. And this is a potential career. I'll go into it with literally like $104 off my five grand loan. We're just supposed to be fully repaid by now. There's a drop on the stream. What? Give a call to your internet provider. No, no, no. Oh, no, no. We can't afford this. Wait, I got to 100 followers. If you were an animal, what animal would you be? Well, I say there's no stupid questions, but look what you did. You've done it. Just be absolutely toxic. It's worked for some streamers. Maybe it'll work for XX sub please. Why don't you shoot a vlog? I think it would be nice. Yeah, but I just sit here all day with the camera pointed at my crotch. So it's not that fun really. Alright, let's do a bit of just chatting. We'll call the stream my crotch. Make subscriber day. I don't have any. If I express my problems with crying, I can get donations. Okay, go. Your reputation decrease for people who see what you're doing as an exploitation. All right. Continue crying. You cried for nothing. Cry again. Please donate to me. I'm actually going to cry. Yes. Thank you for the dollar. Now bring up politics. If you were to thought you were being ridiculous, the name of being different left the broadcast. Show cleavage quick. Oh, that ended the stream. I've been banned. Well, so much for paying off that bank loan. What do I do now? There's not much else to do in this game. Okay, I've got minus money. I'm sure my parents will pay off that bank. What are they going to do? Not pay it? That's ridiculous. They're my parents. They have to take care of me. I can't broadcast for four more days because of my ban. I'm just going to start uploading to YouTube. No editing needed. Just throw them up there. I should have just invested in these cases. I can't afford it now. I did this all wrong. I could have just gambled instead. At least then I would have had a chance to sell my Bitcoin that I made. Great. Now we can use that to buy cases. A double investment. Okay, somehow I'm losing money doing this. This game makes no sense. This isn't fair. I should be winning money. Yes. A gold one. Okay, great. $57. Okay, that's not really going to fix my situation. It's 2am, day 10. I'm locked in this carriage and I'm going bankrupt. See, this is what happens when you try and make it as a streamer. It's not worth it. I'm just going to sleep off this whole situation. You've lost six followers because you didn't broadcast. Well, I'm banned. There's nothing I can do about it. You point one camera at your crotch for two streams and you're banned. It's so unforgiving. Why is there like a medic symbol on me? I don't know. Keep sleeping. Sleep off this ban. His whole life is a nightmare. I'm really happy for some reason. All I do in my life is sleep and I'm 99% happiness. I get that last percentage if I just didn't wake up, I think. You died because of your health problems. Well, I guess I got my wish. Who's mourning me? Don't lie. There's going to be no one there at my grave. That was unexpected. I really didn't expect to go into this and end up dying by just starting a little streaming career. Maybe next time my parents should make air holes in the garage. But I'm going to leave it there. I think that's a sign that I should stream even less than I already do. I've done it once in the past nine months and I think even that was risky. I really put it all on the line there. Yeah, I hope you enjoyed. Appreciate you watching as always and I hope to see you next time.