 Greetings everyone, this is your President Donald Trump, the very first fascist dictator of the United States of America. And I know deep down you all love me very much and are way completely behind me, including all of those inbred, evangelical, redneck, bigoted racists that showed up at my rally. I want to show my appreciation for all of you, for supporting me and voting for me, because I know you love me the most. And I know that the average American loves me and will idolize me and will put Donald Trump's figurines all over your Christmas tree this 2017. I deserve to be on top of your Christmas tree with my hair all lit up with LED lights. I think Donald Trump wigs Donald Trump masks for Halloween, Donald Trump Christmas ornaments should be the hottest selling products in the history of retail in the United States of America. And I also want to say that a very close friend of mine took me to a lovely Mexican restaurant where I had the greatest Latino food known to man that was ever invented, the one and only the Taco Bowl. The Taco Bowl is the number one food in Latino culture and I will make, I promise that I will make the Taco Bowl the number one American food. The national American food will be the Taco Bowl because I said so. No other reason, just simply because I said so. I love Hispanics, I love the Taco Bowl and that proves I love Hispanics and I want to make sure my name is in neon lights all over the wall that I'm going to build, the wall separating the United States and Mexico. My name will be in neon lights, you will light candles to my statues, you will worship Donald Trump and everyone will have, I want everyone in America to have a hairstyle like Donald Trump, okay, I will pass a law that every child, every adult must have Donald Trump hair, orange hair, whatever you call this roadkill on top of my head. So the Taco Bowl will be number one and that's all I have to say. I love Hispanics, Taco Bowl is number one and Aviva La Trump, your first fascist dictator in the United States of America.