 My father, my Slovenian, my church. I can't tell you how amazing it is to have Dark Matter Luca Dodge on this squad. If this isn't one of the best world 2K squads you've ever seen, then I don't know what is. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to welcome you to the second to last episode of Wheel of 2K. I know a lot of you are always looking for it. I know you guys are always looking forward to it. And with two final episodes, I would love to go out with a bang. We are eight and two, which means there's only three possible outcomes. I've got the time stone. I looked at all of the possibilities. And if I lose the next two games, I will do a 2K stream where every time I lose, I take one hit of the pen. One win, one loss, and you'll see a video on Madden 23 where I try to play really high. And if I go undefeated, it's a cock and ball rating. You know the rules. One of the most cracked, absurd teams we've ever seen. We have had crazy pack love too. We pulled Invincible Jamerant. We pulled Endgame Luca, which after seeing the comments from last video and talking to some people, that was actually insane. Like I knew it was insane when I did it. I didn't realize how just how insane. Astronomical 0.01% insane. Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket. Who knows? We pulled Karim out of a pack as well. And everybody else we purchased or powered up or was our team captain. Lebron at the one, Jordan at the two, Luca at the three, Hakeem at the four or Zingas at the five. Today's wheel spin, I think I'd like to replace ThonMaker. You know, he has been actually really solid though. So if I'm gonna replace ThonMaker, better be a real good replacement. And I really do hate to say what I'm about to say, but I think our worst player has been JaMerant. I know it feels weird to say, but Ja is kind of undersized. Feels like he gets torched on defense pretty often. He's kind of a mismatch out there, especially if he gets switched on to a big. If Lebron gets switched on to a big, I don't really mind. He plays really good defense. Jordan is spectacular, guarding almost everybody except for really big centers. Luca can guard most positions. Ben Simmons can guard most positions, same with Durant, same with ThonMaker, same with Kareem. I have consistently noticed JaMerant is, he's got like a fish out of water sometimes. I really just, I don't know. I still like him though. I'm just saying if we really gotta, you know, if we really gotta dice up something here with this wheel spin, it might be JaMerant. Either way, let's let the wheel spin decide for us and go from there. Let's see if we can get away with today. Our wheel spin is going to be. This is a classic. You guys know the difference between jam and jelly, right? It's like a trivia question. Some people do not know the difference between jam and jelly. Go ahead, think about it. I can't jelly my dick down your throat, but I can jam it. 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I got you. Did I catch you at a good time? Yeah. Cash money. How's liberal arts school? You guys make any Joe Biden statues recently? No, because the last one just, I don't know, didn't work out. That's my stuff. I've actually got a trivia question for you. So far, literally none of my friends know the correct answer. So you are the fourth person I've called. Is this for a video or something? Well, I might use it in a video, but I'm starting to think that the question's too hard. So maybe I need to switch up my questions. So did you call me for content? No. That's too easy. That's too easy. What's the difference between jam and jelly? Um, jam and jelly. Like strawberry jam, strawberry jelly? I've been talking about this actually, and I watched it, but the information did not sink in. Jam is like handmade and jelly is like store bought or something. I think, well I guess the correct answer is, I can't jelly my dick in your ass, but I can jam it. That's so fucking stupid. That doesn't make sense. It does get shit on. You just got clapped, bud. All right, now you gotta tell everyone watching that you just got clapped. Could you please say I admit I just got clapped? No. You got clapped. All right, have fun at liberal arts school, all right? Say hi to Joe Biden for me. 50K in the books, one for one. I call Halle. Halle's one of my favorite friends. She's gonna call bullshit instantly. Oh, she's probably at work, shit. No, it's, oh shit. No, she's not at work. Your call has been no-rizzed. No, it is. Absolutely no-rizzed. Oh my God, one for two. I'm gonna call the girls I had a gay threesome with. Oh my God. Has anyone heard that story? I met these two girls and then they became like my best friends. So we all slept in the same bed, except I didn't do anything with either of them. So I call it a g- Oh my God. I have literally no gay. Am I gonna lose from no one picking up? I'm so hot to start out. Oh my God, you sound rough. Are you all right? I just woke up for now. Oh, okay. Oh, did I just wake you up? I'm so sorry. No, no, no, I was awake. That was the first word I said the couple of hours. Just came out a little froggy there. But the reason I'm calling you, I'm trying to make this video, and it's like trivia, except everyone I've called cannot get the answer right. So now I'm starting to think that this question's too hard. I thought it would be like a really elementary question, but now it's not. So. Oh jeez. What is the difference between jam and jelly? Damn, that is a hard question. You sure it is? I don't know. I feel like jam is like, what is jam I can picked and mashed? It's, the correct answer is I can't jelly my dick in your ass. But I can jam it. Get a shit on. This motherfucker, don't miss. You had the perfect reaction. Yeah, I wasn't gonna, oh I wasn't gonna get it. You'll never get gotten twice now. You'll know next time someone asks you the difference. Okay, I'm two for four right now. That's 50K each. I might be able to get one more. By the way, I would call Elle, except she's heard this a million times. It's not gonna get her. I'm a hundred percent sure. Hi. So big ball. How are you fobin'? What's up? Are you fobin' or are you fobin'? You better be. I am playing. Nice, good shit. That sounds like a good day, honestly. I just got off the phone with Katie and you're gonna feel really smart if you get this right because she could not get it right. It's a trivia question. She completely biffed it. I'm gonna be totally honest. Okay. What is the difference between jam and jelly? You don't know, do you? No, I feel like there's not a difference. That's my answer. There is certainly a difference. I can't jelly my dick in your ass. I can't. I can't. There's always something. Something, always. That's a hater, though. I literally did just get off the phone with Katie and I did just clap it with her. Hey, you can't say it didn't get clapped today. It's gonna be a good day. Yeah, so, not you, perfect. Noice, that couldn't be better. Well, cast twice, so I feel like that's five calls, which lands me perfectly on 100K MT and I feel like I'm not gonna get anybody for 150K anyway, so I feel like this is like exactly what I wanna be. D-Wid? What do you think about D-Wid? No, I need Power Forward Center. That's Power Forward Center, LeBron. I can't get that. I'm just looking at all the invincibles on the H right now. The only way I'd get these guys is if nobody bit on them, so I probably can't do invincibles. I think a dark matter Power Forward that's a little bit better than Thonmaker. Oh, Chad Holmgren would actually be sick. I don't even know if he's better than Thonmaker or just be sick to have. Oh, he's got mad badges on him, though. That might be fun. Chad Holmgren would be kind of funny. Oh no, we have to get a nasty bowl bowl, bro. No, they're the same fucking player, dude. They're the exact same player. No, not a bowl bowl, it's a little taller. And this should be a funny throwback because bowl bowl was that goal that I had for forever. To me, it's either bowl bowl or Holmgren. I'll let Alexa pick. If Alexa goes one, it's bowl bowl. If he goes two, it's Chad Holmgren. Hey, Alexa, pick up, flip a coin. Heads is bowl bowl. Tails. Oh, so that's Holmgren. Holmgren, all right, we're going Chetty. We're going Chetty Boy. Those rookie dark badders have like crazy badges. I feel like he's probably pretty good, damn it. He's expensive. Holy shit, I'm glad we got 100K. Holy shit. 65K MT for Chad Holmgren. So he'll go in for Thonmaker. Chad is very light. So I don't actually know how he's going to play, but badges-wise, dude, this boy's a beast. Chad Holmgren, seven foot 195 from Gonzaga. Honestly, very good stats. Not absurd, like an invincible or an end game, but 45 Hall of Fame badges. Comparing this to Thonmaker, who we just took him out for, he's got better IQ, better mid-range scoring, and nine more Hall of Fame badges. That just leaves a challenge rule and we're ready to hop into this game. Challenge rule's been insane, as you guys know this season, so let's see if we can clutch up one more. We've never gotten this, and this one's hard. You really have to go off with like just two players to get this, because most games I'll score like 60, 70, 80 points. So for 50 to come from two players is a lot. End game Lamello, end game Yocachat Point Guard, invincible Bron, Bulbul, invincible Davey, he's got the Bulbul I passed up on. Shit! Dude, Point Guard Yocachat on end game Point Guard Bron. Shit, and I am crazy out of position. I'm going all the way in with LeBron. Yocachat swatted the shit out of me, but we gotta foul. Taking the line, maybe. Easy. All right, I think I'm gonna need to on-ball this guy. Posting up with Yocachat. Ooh, good move. What a dream shake on me. Step back, Portinga's green! That going left step back is literally my favorite move, and we get an Olajuwon rip, pump fake, Portinga's. Oh, three in another green! Portinga's! Gonna have to play like that against a player this good. See, this is why I love end game LeBron Point Guard. Imagine a different Point Guard up there. Even my little invincible Luca was gonna get bodied down there, to be honest. Ooh, Olajuwon's gonna be open. Stay up on him, stay up on him. That's fine, actually. All right, all right. All right, gonna cross with Bron. Go for the mid-range green with A.D. Anem. What a great start to this game. See, like, Marant on Yocach here, dude? I'm in so much trouble. Portinga's on Lamello. And not that I knew about that. Jordan, you know he's gonna strap that. That's one of my favorite things to do, is call the screen and just not take it. Hollywood stars 15 to 16. We've made an adjustment now Portinga's guards Yocach. Great dunk terrain. Great defense! And he fowls with Portinga. It's great defense right there. Gotta keep Bron in. He's got four. I wanna score through him and probably Portinga's. Yeah, but we gotta get everybody raps, too. Damn. Good bucket. I feel like this is a matchup I want. Nice. This is what, remember when I said this about Jamarant, dude? He's absolutely abusing Jamarant. I feel like Portinga's could just body-bulb. Oh, post-fade, beauty. Damn, I didn't make that. I gotta stop worrying about the challenge, dude. We're too deep into the season to worry about a challenge right now. It would be nice, but what's it pack really gonna, ah, but I want it still. Beautiful move. 41% contest that he takes at home. My on-ball is, oh. I love to say that my on-ball is nasty when I just get crossed like a motherfucker right there. Beautiful pass to Hakim. Wide open for two. I'm gonna stay on him. I'm gonna on-ball him. Nice dunk. I really thought I defended that. That's so easy. How beautiful. The penetration, he doubles. Are they help, I guess? Better way to put it, three coming, three coming, three coming. Gotta be there for it. Oh, trash shot. Yes, sir. One more, one more. Yes, sir. Great release. Hmm, just a little late. I needed to get it to him first. So an icon pass would have been big. Yes, what a- Oh, Hakim. Oh, let's get Chett in here. Yes, sir. Holmgren will come in. Chettie boy. Oh, good move. Great move. What? Wow, that was mad unlucky. Chet on Porzingis. Great move, too. He got unlucky there. He got quite unlucky there. Pump, yes, get him in the air. What? How do I keep doing that? Oh, rip it. Good pump. Out to Chettie boy. For the midi, another green. God, ripping these in-bounds. Another one. He knows I'm pump faking and moving. Wait, I'm gonna not take this. Oh, you're in trouble now, buddy. 11 point lead, double digits. What a run. It was 24 to 25 at one point. 12 on answered. Get over it, get over it, get over it. Don't allow the pass. Great defense. Go under, go under, go under for the dunk. Pump fake? Ooh, keep forgetting, you can't pump fake if you're holding Sprint and going at the basket. It's just gonna dunk. Great defense. Could have almost been a foul, really. Come on, Ben. Ben Simmons is a fucking clamp god, dude. Good D. Out to Durant. Ooh, bad shot, bad shot. Oh, there's no time left. Okay. Not a bad shot. What a loser. Start of the third, let's bring Porzingis back in because I know he has, actually no. Let's go look at the box score real quick. Eight for Hakeem, seven for Porzingis. For me to get to 50 with two players would just be insane. I'm barely gonna score 70 in the game. But I'll try, I'll try and play through my big still. But let's get Porzingis one right here. Yes, sir, they all came across easy dunk. Okay, so now Porzingis should be guarding Yolkich. Yup, he's not gonna be able to do that post-up cheese anymore. Well, I guess Bulbul will be able to now that I think about it, right? Oh, that's why he runs this lineup. So he's always got a post-up cheese. Okay, okay Porzingis. Nice defense. Way to be in the lane. Going for the spin here. Oh, what a move. Yes, sir. Beautiful. We're still scoring through Porzingis. He's get the rip. Oh, no, no, no, I hit the deck. Now somebody's wide open. Oh shit. Step back. Ooh. Wow, I'm getting a little bailed out too. Yeah, he's gonna go. He's so, he's so rattled. So rattled. I know I said for ragequits, I do double or nothing, but that was really for early ragequits. We were deep into the third quarter there. Felt like that game was kind of over and I do deserve the win on that one. It has been a minute since we spun the ragequit wheel. My goodness. So we can get anything saucy here. Come on, baby, is that Team Wheeljackpot? Team Wheeljackpot? Yes, sir. God, it really has been a while. Okay, so any single player in the game, but they must come from the Boston Celtics. It does taco play for the Celtics? I swear I always see them in a Celtics, you know. Taco Fall is a Celtic. See, like end game, I'm not gonna do end game. I have three end games on this team, I'm not doing it. Dude, out of position, Taco Fall, bring them in and just post up like a savage. Or, because I want a shooting guard, is Reggie Lewis. Not really what I wanted. And then there is a Jalen Brown, he's a Galaxy Opal. That's not better than Jon Marant. I think we're gonna go Taco Fall. Maybe I'll just have him and Karim's split minutes, so I always have a nasty center on the court with like a ton of stamina. All right, so Taco Fall is now technically my 11th man. And I'm putting Jamariel Moon, I was my 12th man, out of memes. Boys, it has been one hell of a season. Does that take me to nine and two? Am I doing my math right here? I'll certainly have an answer for you at the start of next episode, because my brain is actually blanking. But I do love you. And thanks for watching Bangor episode, another big win. I'll see you in the next one. Peace.