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Yeah Couple different churches and that was the Mike check Anyways, welcome back today. We're doing a watch a lot watch it long And It's a film that I've wanted to watch for a good while wanted to watch it when we come out I don't believe it came here. I think that's why we didn't catch it I don't I don't fully remember it was like three years ago. I think but it's a k versus a k Alaska fighting Alaska. No On your car shop. Oh versus Anil Kapoor damn it. I was looking for a statewide civil war in the upper northwest. I know But it came out in 2020 directed by Vikramaditya Motwani written by our Dost the cash up Mr. And Motwani and we had breakfast with them. No big deal. No big deal totally breakfast buds with We breakfast all the time we go and be be that's right breakfast buds you go from toast to breakfast buds With Anna Anil Kapoor and I think it's like almost like a mockument. Yeah, that's what I remember Like it's like not not like they follow it like a mockumentary, but it's a written-out story Kind of like the unbearable weightness of being yeah Just I hear it's ridiculous. Hey also Anil's kids in it. Yeah, a lot of Kapoor is in this thing Sonam Kapoor and harsh for that. Yeah, and bony Kapoor a lot of Kapoor's and then the voice of Nawazad and Siddiq I I don't want to look too far because I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of cameos. Yeah, we'll be stuff like that If you're seeing this on YouTube, you can see very cut up version If you'd like to see the full uncut versions though, you can have it a patreon I'll put a link description below in the pinned comment. Go check that out And at the Let's just get into this, huh? Let's go Wow on your I can play a little girl Shape shifter Generally, let's do a friend together. I mean seriously. Yeah, sir, sir. I love it. I'll win college run grand hotel Okay, I'm gonna go Hello, I'm speaking to you stop this you keep calling yourself a shameless actor. What is that? Of course Refuse because because I was in the In front of y'all it's because of my shameless My question is for an Iraq sir, sir, what advice do you have for young filmmakers like us and How can we make it big into the industry like you you can't I Love this already That's a very interesting question. I always wonder myself also Anil sir story I Oh Sir, my name is Lakhan ka time chala gaya. Abhi yeh manu naat naat naat. Oh no. Oh no! Oh! Oh my goodness! Attack on the senior citizen! I love this so much already. Anurag ka shab ne, apte dream project All in Kali Charan me Bollywood ki mashur hasti. Anil Kapoor ko mukhe boomi ka offerti. Mager jab Anil Kapoor ne iss project ko karne se inkar kar diya tab ye project ho gaya pun. Pras ke baad ab dosto se bhi tuta nada. Sabsi punnu ne karit bhiyaan. Anurag ka shab ne. Anurag ka shab te ban. Financers ne hataya haast Anurag ka shabti aane wali filmon se hai. Hamaare sut... Hey, news mein chal raha hai. Kya ho gaya? That's just fine. Kis na phon kiya? Na mazu peel ne. Kut phon kiya? Kut to shaman ke sahib date confirm kiya main. Hai, kya hai? Mirko message aar hain media se ki aapne... Film cancel kar diya date. Hai, aap ka pozo tar. Manga media ko pata hai. Hai, jyot baap ka dada ka bhai ka sab ka patla leega tera bhai dal. Kabhi kabhi lagta hai ka boli choti hai. Hello? Bhaingan, na mazu ne siddh ki na Anurag... Sir, mujhe lagte aapko jawab dena chami. Hum, sochro. Sir, meepa se ka idea hai. I need that shirt. 14 hours to sunrise. Sir, naap ka pohod hola pen, sir. Main bhi apna pohod pohod aata ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oha ko da yaa, Chot sir? Sumko. Chodi ho flor pe shooting le hi a loja. Humare set pe shooting, sir. Main, zara bade boi suni na. Oh God! You have made a known a? Ne, bachao. Ha ha ha ha ha. Thank you. Happy birthday, sir. I'm sorry, main, bina bada ya, aapko ki... aapne to mujhe apne phone pe block kar aap kaya. To main, bhi bada ya, aapne to mujhe apne phone pe block kar aapne to mujhe apne phone pe block kar aapne to mujhe apne to mujhe apne phone pe block kar aapne to mujhe apne to mujhe apne. It's all right. It's all right. Are you still her assistant? You're a graduate. You've become a girlfriend. I'll tell you the story of the movie. Hello, sir. Sir, such a hard story. I'm doing a Hollywood film with Tom. Cruise? It's done. Thanks. I did it myself. Then who? What's his name? My buddy from... Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Did you get the blog? After one week, you'll be on my set. You'll be standing. I'll tell you the story of the movie. I don't have time. Sir, there's Sonam in the movie. Yes, sir. In my movie? Yes, sir. I'm doing his father's role. Sir, this time the story is of his father. Sir, there's an actor who's a celebrity. He's done TV shows. He's also done Hollywood films. He has three children. He has a wife. He has a dog too. His career is over. But it seems that he's a wife on top. So his daughter, who is a clothe star in the family, gets kidnapped one day. Director, a crazy director who makes a lot of dark films. His brother has made it for his family. He takes the suit. You? Correct. You still don't know, sir? I still don't know. No, sir. I'm here to find out. What do you mean? Sir, the movie has started. And the girl who has disappeared, guess who she is. Sonam. That's the right answer, sir. You do one thing. You dirty idea. What's her name? Listen to the nonsense. She'll do your movie. Look, I've already told you a lie. Then I can say it again. Because you've made Vasipur. You're not such a liar. You're Ranveer Singh. Did he... Why did you change Ranveer Singh to Chris Hemsworth? So good. This is the most dangerous poster in the cinema world. This is happening. And it is. You don't have to act in this. Sonam Kapoor. You have to find him. Until sunrise. If you laugh, he won't laugh either. Sir, there won't be any body double in this. There won't be any retake. There won't be any mistake. The first rule. You won't call the police. The second rule. There won't be any outsider involved. The third rule. This camera will continue. No matter where the camera is. But yes, sir. The fourth rule. If you want to talk on the phone, then speak on the speakerphone. We should find out who is talking and what she is talking about. Where is Sonam? Sir, the camera is on. It's live. If you catch my call here, then Sonam will catch you. If you beat me up, beat me up, beat me up, beat me up, whatever you do, it will be the same with Sonam. He's not answering the phone. He's not answering the phone. He's doing a film. His film. What the hell are you talking about? Why not? This is a police station. Police station. This is my family people. We are trying to make a film from 2003. We are finally getting a chance today. So we are shooting with my rehearsal. This is not a rehearsal. This is not a rehearsal. Do you have any proof? There is proof, sir. He has my daughter's phone. Ask him. Where did he get this phone from? He's telling you. This is our film story. Sir, why are you telling us the film story? When I'm not doing your film, why would I do this fake film? This is Anuraj Kashyap. Anuraj Basu or Madhur Bhattar. No. This is Vishal Bhattar. Who doesn't know this? My children are waiting for me at home. I beg of you. I beg of you. Well done. What did you say? Anuraj, did you tell us before that you are doing a rehearsal? Listen to me. This is not a rehearsal. Sir, they call this method acting. This is our act. Method acting. This is freaking brilliant. This is one for film, though. This is brilliant. What the hell are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about? Did you tweet about the film? What the hell are you talking about? Oh, no! I told you, I'm not a police. If you do this next time, what will happen to Sonam? Did you see the proof? Where is he? He's not mad. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He doesn't even know how mad I am. Nice shot. Where are you, A.K.? I'm heading home, son. Maria, Pia, mom's getting really pissed. You're all starving. I'm stuck in traffic. That's why you're supposed to leave early. I know, I know. But I forgot that Sonam's driver's name. What's his name? What's his name? Kumar. Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you send me his number, please? Sonam is not picking up the phone now. But why do you want his number? Because she's asked me to go for a family event. And I want to confirm the dates. Where are you guys? At the resident hotel, sir. What are you doing there? Are you in there? Yes, sir. Sonam, come on in to the backstage. Just want to give her a surprise. She never showed up. She never showed up? No, she didn't. I'm really sorry, but I can't allow Pinnampolistic West K. Why do you need police in this? I'm a CCTV police officer. I'm a fast-forward. Sir, I'm really sorry, but it's not allowed. I'm her father. If you don't believe me, you can ask anyone. No, sir. I'll just show you some Insta, pictures of me and so on. Welcome to Crescent, Mumbai. But I can't give you the footage, sir. Then what do you want me to do? Do something, please. Sir, I... Sir, there's one way. Tell me. See, jackass! Best place for a Christmas dinner. Only at Crescent, Mumbai. At night, jackass X-mas. Zoom in a bit. She's been kidnapped. Hang her up. You'll have to tell the manager, sir. What a shot! Amra! The shots are all mine, right? The one you're looking at... This is a fake one. This is a fake one. Close it up. Close it up. Close it up. Okay, then. What a face. What a face! What a castigal. I'll take you to the radio, boss. There we go. And that'll be in a proper one. That'll be in a proper one. That'll be in a proper one. Okay, first shot, I wish. Oh, I did. I do have that. Okay, versus AK. If you saw us on YouTube, you'd be so very good at version. If you'd like to see a full-on cut version, you can have it on Patreon. I'll put a link in the description below. And pinned comments. You can go check that out.