 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How you doing James snack? I'm good. I spent most the weekend playing with my son. He was swinging the baseball bat He was hitting the ball pretty well. How's your weekend my dogs? My dad's dog fractured its foot son of a gun set dog's name cashel cashel I follow his Instagram enough about our weekends. How about the sports Jim massive sports? It's opening week for baseball. We've changed it from opening day to opening week We just made MLB six more days of money of fun and Jim We had it going around this weekend We follow the Yankees super prospect Anthony Volpe gets the call for the Yankees and Jordan Walker for St. Louis And we get the totally random sneak sneaker at videos Yeah, and then they everyone got to put on an act and say things because they know they're on camera I'd love to know how the call-ups and the announcements go when They know they're not being recorded because Booney does the whole right. This is a tough conversation Which I don't love that cuz they just like they want to do How about the party he walks out of the meeting and everyone's there or like he walks in everyone's like I don't know make good things good and the Jordan Walker one or he's huge. He's huge and he's the youngest Cardinal to start an opening day since oh it was some really cool names He's 20 years old Stan Musial and Volpe's 21 so young kids in baseball starting an opening day What were you doing at 20 college? Yeah, you're in college. Yeah, wasn't a part of society no idea like what life really was Yeah, maybe you don't know what life really is now, man Don't eat rocks Can't eat a rock Jim this almost a breakdown you love this and it hurts my soul a little bit cuz you know I have my career as a soccer goalie, but we have the longest goal ever Yeah, but wouldn't you like this as a goalie who wants to score goals like it? It's 50-50 no Because the other end is a lot worse. Yeah, the one goal. They just kicks it the whole length of the field and the other goal He's out of the box So we can't use his hands and he goes to stop the ball then realizes He can't then he goes to get his head and then it's in as soon as it goes in he turns everyone just goes Sorry, yeah, my bad. Oh, we know it's your bad. It's one of the longest goals ever scored in the history of sugar So that's what I was waiting for the scoreboard to change because I've been keeping up with this league as much as I'd like So I didn't know the two teams. So yeah, there's two nothing and I was like, whoa, if this goes to one for the final 13 minutes We got a dog fight. Yeah, but no, it's down 3-0 and it's like, okay, the game's over I made an ass of myself. Yes, we've lost. Let's pack the bus should have taken me out Should take me out. Let's go to the more sports shake get those rocks out of your eyes I bet you will on draft Kings draft Kings Jim and see a tournament Yukon wins the final four The other three teams going neither of them have been to a final four So Yukon's gonna add one for the thumb their fifth title Well, but none of the people you kind of been but the spirit the ghosts the spirit and the ghosts and the fans But the coach and the players all for first timers Jim We're not talking about that at all Yukon already one. We are talking about Ryan Reeves a John Boy media fan By the way, we had a good smelling salts incidents on the bench. He takes the first one. It's not strong enough He requests a second that was a mistake. You get a good smelling salt reaction and he scores a goal He says he almost puked and he does honestly it in the video. I almost puked twice. Yeah, that was the strongest one I think I've ever had I'm going to be taken a little easier next time. We went through a smelling salt kick Don't wake you up. It feels good for you. Are they like no one complains about them Or can they rot your brain can't be good for your brain, right? I don't know You've never heard someone say I'm doing the smelling Doctors use them to wake people up, huh? This is sports pause not yeah, sorry Z-man. We just got so many good not sports We left some on here two inmates exact the double birds quad birds two inmates tunneled out of jail Everyone loves a jail. You're gonna like all of these kind of the the only time Society roots for the convicts like they could be horrible men. Remember the Donna Mora guys these guys This was a minimal security jail and they escaped these guys have this for life, man I don't know when they're I don't know what extra punishment they get I don't know when they're gonna get out a lot You don't lose touch with the guy you escape jail with they dug through the cement wall if you have a picture of it Zach it's like brick, but then it wasn't really brick They just use a toothbrush is like fake brick so the jail's kind of getting like yeah suspect vibes from the state They walked six miles went to IHOP and and were found seven miles to be fair No, they round it up. I round down But I don't know maybe they just want a good meal like that's what you're help You're a little hung up on the punishment being harsh if the punishment ain't that harsh and they got a little IHOP out of it It's like all right. We want a good meal. Just like kill someone go on death row Yeah, whatever you want speaking of eating whatever you want a moose was going through a dumpster ate a plastic bag choking The death guy driving by in his car did you saw a moose and was like that moose looks sad or hurt It was like foaming and choking got out of his car and took the plastic bag out of the moose's throat The moose is an animal that gets a lot of credit Jake for being smart and strong and scary I don't think moose are on the smart list. I think they're on the scary list prestigious they have like a lure to them Roggy and bullwinkle the moose is a fool that was humans trying to bring moose down me Jim I strongly disagree with you a first of all the man who saved the moose is James West Three two one ten. It's a ten or a zero depends on the guy. It's the perfect name So what if I told you it's a guy that lives in Alaska that saves choking moose What if I told you a West is not his given name, but he moved west to escape some terrible shit He chills with the moose cuz he wants to make sure the moose is okay Finds him a pumpkin in the dumpster and the moose goes to town on the pumpkin So it's just James West and the formerly choking moose now his pet eating a pumpkin. That's Alaska I don't trust anything about this story. It's all they have in Alaska. This guy escaped jail James West or the moose moose Get kicked out of his family James West escaped jail. So it's kind of beautiful in that way. It's like sea biscuit Zack why are you yawning? We're telling a beautiful story like sea biscuit. He came all the way around. Yeah I'm awesome hated it favorite movie of all time. I think I need a squirrel eating the pumpkin with him and I'm all the way in and a Weekly dumb classic quick clip of the guy making all the noises from sea biscuit Oh, yeah Tic-Tac McLaughlin's name and Tic-Tac McLaughlin's not the employee of the week four birds for Zach again Employee of the week is Aaron Boone I joined John Moe Media as a podcaster first episode came out. Yes. Good job, Boonie had fun with us We liked it. Yeah, the employees best third baseman ever It's a shot fired at Trevor Ploof all of you two dimwitted to pick up on it Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by draft Kings draft King sportsbook is offering all new customers $150 in bonus bets if they're pregame moneyline wager of five dollars Caches so download the draft King sportsbook app now new customers use promo code dumb bet five dollars on any pregame moneyline Wager and get one hundred and fifty dollars in bonus bets of your bet hits That's promo code dumb only at draft King sportsbook minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply see show notes It's thinking about that when I was at the dentist the other day is like this guy got his like hand run over. He's done Should we do our Semi-annual weekly dumb five minute your dentist updates and we'll just finish the show with that They're hounding me to come get a cleaning Yeah, I'm gonna get a cleaning but I need like a two-week break from answering their calls back Just put up rest of the episode Jimmy's mouth update Jimmy's mouth It can be a hellscape in there my tongue got caught once