E.P.M. - "IP Law" (Official Music Video)





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Published on May 9, 2012


Video Production provided by Anarchy Studios Houston

Video Featuring EPM in "I.P. Lawyer". (C) 2011 BMI

Directed by Rem Zeezy at Anarchy Studios Houston.

Models: Laila T

Recorded, Edited Mixed & Mastered by Ace the Divine at Anarchy Studios Houston.


Message from Eric P. Mirabel:
If you were injured in service and want to establish a new business venture: I want to help you, pro bono, for all attorney fees for obtaining a United States Patent or Trademark. See my website www.emirabel.com for information.

Lyrics to: IP Lawyer Lament
By: Eric P. Mirabel ("EPM") Copyright 2010

My keys expertise, hire me you'll upturn,
Fat fees? no I don't squeeze; make your concerns scat,

You want patents? you don't have to yearn that,
Cause I know IP, my record affirms that,

they want war? forewarned: I got the confirmed stats,
Run up the score, for you, this is what I earn at,

You want patents? you don't have to yearn that,
Cause I know IP, my record affirms that,

Those Lawyers that, make a living on catastrophe
say: "my kinda laws geeky," well feel free to laugh at me
choose work for your mind, Mom* preached education

[* Helga Mirabel, 1924-1987]

its not money, study! Books sitting there waiting,
thanks to her, most cases don't take 'em,
Ambulances don't chase 'em, [those] clients not injured most faking,
No divorces they're crazy, criminals shoot me don't pay me,
Yet, judges still quote papers I wrote, like: what say me? replay me*

[*Courts have cited articles I have written several times, including citations by the Federal Circuit Court of Appeals in two different cases in 2009]

Companies that hired me became rich successful*,
Its Patents and IP made their corporate chests full

[*Tanox, Inc. -- largest IPO in biotech history in April, 2000; in 2007: sold for almost 1Billion to Genentech]

[BioArray Solutions Ltd. -- Immucor, Inc. acquired it in 2008 and announced that the patent portfolio was a motivator in the acquisition]

I protect high techno, try to take it, I'll get you
I aim high, hard, inside pitches, then let go
duck away or take hits, like Astros' great, Craig Biggio*

[*The Houston Astros future Hall of Famer was famous for playing close to the plate while at bat, and "taking one for the team" to get on base]

Read your pre-nup [means "agreement" generically, not marriage-related];
try to talk tough, they can't hit balls teed up
adversaries get buried dig em up, I'll clean up!

When other lawyers meet, they invite me to speak*

[*I have presented several times at meetings]

I'm so frightened can't sleep, far too scared for counting sheep,
I'm a bunker buster missile digging deep,
I'm seeking out the heat, when the target system beeps, the reaper reaps,
I Twist up what's written use it as ammunition,
I'll gut your position or I'll win by decision,
state court or federal I'm head-man,
I'll own you like Oprah pull the strings on Stedman,
I do deals like I steal, I deserve wine with meals,
Office at home, no rent, the commutes surreal,
Diagnostics or drugs to make sick people heal,
I won nearly all patents that I appealed*

[*I have effectively won over 80% of appeals I submitted for the two biotech companies (one primarily developed diagnostics and the other developed therapeutic drugs) where I was in-house counsel -- over a 20 year period]

things, you keep dear while I'm rhyming like Shakespeare, I'm taking,
Solve legal problems channeling Sir Francis Bacon*

[*1561-1626: English philosopher, statesman, scientist, lawyer, jurist and author]

Other Lawyers wish they had this kind of career
Cause I could patent your mama,* make you pay me to see her

*not possible under US or foreign patent law(s), even before the 2010 Federal District Court Myriad Genetics decision (SDNY, Sweet, J.; reversed on appeal 2011) that: isolated DNA sequences are not patentable subject matter (Note: isolated DNA sequences are unique chemical compounds which react with a gene -- they are not a "gene," and the patents on them are therefore not "gene patents," unlike the media and judicial characterization of this decision as: "prohibiting patents on genes").

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