 This team cost me 10 million M.T. Between Durant, Webin, Yama, Shack, Walker Kessler, D-Wade, LeBron, and Bird, I'm 5 million M.T. in the hole, which means I have 5 million more to spend. Let's go be greedy, capitalist pigs, and spend the rest of this M.T., build a God squad, and see what we can do. Jimmy Butler, end game? Let's see if I get it. I don't know if I'm gonna get that. Maybe I did. I definitely want David Robinson. End game, Shack is overrated. I swear to God, the invincible Shack is better. I don't know why. Pacers, Paul George? Dog. God, David Robinson? Didn't win on Jimmy. Got Paul George, too. Oh, shit. I bought two David Robinson's. Woo, capitalism! Always good to have a yow on the squad. This is also a minor snipe, so kind of proud of myself. Also gonna pick up Dark Matter Bulbul because I have never seen the light of day, felt the touch of a woman, nor do I have any friends or family. I gotta get invincible Kate Cunningham. This is a personal favorite of mine. 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Make sure to click the link in the top of the description to get your own Air Up water bottle with pods, and you can get your own Air Up water bottle and flavor pods with 15% off when you use the code MMG15. Enjoy the rest of video. All right, boys, the lineup is complete. If you're looking at this lineup and it actually makes you mad, like a little bit frustrated, just looking at it, that's exactly what I was going for. End game, Curry Durant, Paul George, and David Robinson. I'm sorry, but there will be no card better than Invincible Wembenyama unless they give Wembenyama an end game. Or maybe if Yao got an end game, but even then I'd still rock Wembenyama. Invincible Shack is a dog. Invincible LeBron, Invincible Jordan, end game Dwayne Wade, inner-dimensional Bulbul. Invincible Larry Bird. I had to put him on there. I'm racist. Bruh. And Walkie Cassie. Another personal favorite. Ooh, actually, I just got Kate Cunningham. I gotta put Kate in. Kate Cunningham can be our 13th man, just in case. And since we have a 10 million MT team, we should put a little bit of stakes on this. For every player on this team that does not score, we must sell them for 500 MT. So everybody's gotta contribute to this win. What do you got? Grady Dick, Hito Turcaloo, Kevin Durant, Tengus. Oh my God, you are gonna get flooded. I'm sorry. All right, boys, let's cook. Everybody's gotta score. And I imagine we'll score a lot. I'm gonna ignore this screen. Fuck it, we ball. Hey, good defense, Durant. He's got nothing. Let's go. Who wants it? Durant, Paul George. Back to Durant. You don't need that. Screen, Durant, Splash. Oh. Oh. Ow. Did you break my ankles? Did he just break Curry's ankles? It was all for an air ball, so I can't say I care. Back to Wemby. You won't stop that. You can't. Let's go, Paul George. Let's give him something, Paul George. Ignore. Spin. Hey. Lefty slam on three. I'm at like on three guys, not like one, two, three. Lefty, I don't know. I got AIDS. Oh, get up, get up. We know what he's doing. Grady dick. Oh, bricks it. Guys, I thought about making a video called The Dynamic Trio, where I used Rudy Gay, Anthony Black, and Grady dick. But I pussied out. I'm not gonna lie. I got scared I'd get in a little bit of trouble. Gremis, fucking put your ass in that dick. Let's go. 92. I smell a rage quit. Grady dick is trying his best over there. I respect that. Ooh, wide open. Don't leave that, boys. I wanna show you why Wai Wai Minyama is so good because even when they're like kinda close to you, it just doesn't matter. You have to be right on him because he's so tall that almost every release is a good release. No, I'm sorry, sir, but that's well defended. All right, who hasn't scored? David Robinson. Four boards, no buckets. Oh my God, what a beautifully, I'm getting good at this game, boys. Oh, Grady dick. Damn, he'll drill one. Curry hasn't scored yet. Let's get a three with Curry, yeah? Fuck it, we ball. Oh, late. Guys, I'm not gonna lie, I lagged right there. Ooh! Guys, if I missed, I lagged. Oh, got the computer jumping. Wow, that lag was crazy. Hate when that happens. Oh, Curry's cold. What? Two, three's bricked and he's cold. That shit outta here, oh my God. A risky swat with Bevin Barrette. Oh, cross, left, cross, right. Dude, Paul George is a poster machine. Oh, he'll have an open three here if he wants it. He doesn't. It's a cheeky little layup, I respect that. All right, every starter has points that isn't Steph Curry. Let's get in our duffel bag here. Hey, no, he defended that so well. Oh, Curry with the rip, there you go, Curry. Eight seconds, tough midi. I have dog shit with Curry right now, but I'm butter with everybody else. 16-8 in the first quarter, not bad. All right, let's bring in the bench. Yao Ming is in, Bulbul, Lebron, et cetera. Let's go to Yao, good dish, good pump fake. It's a bucket every time. Yao is the stupidest fucking shit ever in this game. Ooh, we are Hall of Fame clamps right now. Cade, good spin, good pump. Oh my God, I'm out of my mind right now. Lebron, spin. Nope, nope, I meant to spin. Guys, I'm telling you I meant to spin. A good start though. He just wants these little leaning threes. Get up there, Yao. Ah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yo, two risky swats. One from Cady, one from Bron-Bron. He's gonna get literally no shot off. Shot clock violation. Let's hold him to single digits in the first half. That would be quite satisfying. Cade Cunningham, all the way to the rack. Oh my God, he just glitched around that. I didn't even have the corner on him yet. 10 for 16, Bulbul under rant. They got the same bill, damn near. Oh my God, buddy cannot. Oh, shit. Fuck outta here. I might have more blocks than assists right now. Danny Green, get the fuck outta here. Oh my God, he actually buttered that. Good shot. Let's get Bulbul a bucket here. Screen, back into the mid. Oh, whoa, that was not a bucket. He just has to score one. Otherwise, we gotta quick sell him. Let's see what that free throw looks like. Looks like money, baby, 100%. It's quite easy to do that one, actually. Some people have these bizarre releases, but his? You know right when that's coming off his wrist. I'm gonna pull Bulbul for Larry Bird, because he has not scored yet. A polkaid for Curry. Oh, chill out, Turkeloon. Give me that ball. Give me that fucking ball. Get there. Oh, LeBron. Oh, that's not LeBron, that's D-Wade. I'm not racist, you guys. I'm not, I swear to God. All black people do not look alike. I just didn't know D-Wade had subbed in already. I'm kidding, of course, I am racist. What do you mean by that? Come on, stay on him, Bron. We know what he wants. He wants a leaning dog shit three. I'm in your ass, dick. Ooh, he bricks that one. D-Wade's got the rock. It's midi time. D-Wade is known for it. Talk to me. 26 to 10, Turkeloon with a nice pump fake Curry with those Hall of Fame clamps right there, though. Curry, can we get you a Hall of Fame bucket, man? It's midi time. Oh, why am I dog shit with Curry? Oh, oh, did I get him? Dude, I'm so shit with Curry. Curry might be over fucking. Every missed shot I have is Steph Curry. Durant going for broke on that one. Did not go, went for broke on that two. That might have gone. Nope. All right, maybe I stopped forcing it to Curry or maybe I keep forcing it to Curry. Maybe I forced it harder. Step back, Curry, splash, hey. It worked. I forced it to him enough that it worked. I don't have to force anything to Curry now. He's got his points. I'm actually gonna bring in Jordan at point guard. D-Wade's already got a bucket. Is he my best option at shooting guard? Durant's probably my best option at shooting guard. My best small forward is actually probably Wembenyama. Larry Bird at power forward with Wembenyama at the three is super bizarre, but Larry's got that grit, bro. Larry's got that grit. Grady Ditch, I would quit if I did that. If I was down by 18 in the second and I walked the ball out of bounds, I would quit. I have no shame in saying that. Jordan, oh, well, I thought I was gonna slam. Rudy Gobert, get your ass outta here. You're an offensive liability. There's no way you were gonna try and dunk that on check. Oh, he had it. Ooh, good rip, Jordan. He's got five seconds to get a shot off. Let's see it, Guambas. Oh, shit, he got a great look. He showed me. Up to Larry Bird. Cross right, cross left. Fuck you, Gobert. I'm going right through you. Come here, Gobert. Oh, that's Larry Legend on your head. Can you say on your head for a layup? I'm not sure you're allowed to do that. Gobert does the exact same thing. Respect. Fuck it. Go right back to him. I don't even know what Larry just tried. Oh my God, I jumped. Toast. Absolute torched. Interestingly, Wemby. Oh my fucking God, that's so deep, Wemby. Holy shit. That would have been the greatest thing I've ever done. I respect it, but Wemby and Yama is a little too good for that. Zero with Jordan, let's get a buzzer beater. Dream Shake, three! I would have literally came in my pants if I had fucking Dream Shake, three on our Vita Sabonis. I'm ended up kidding. Oh my God. Also, I'm fairly certain that's not the Dream Shake, but it would have been really cool. You guys better hope you never catch me at an open gym. I will put you in the post at five foot nine and white and you will regret everything. Oh! Contact dunk thing, I just didn't finish. I'm gonna try it again. Good spin to the line. Jordan to the line, he's got no points right now, so I gotta get him some buckets. Love that free throw. No, I don't. What am I talking about? Yes, I do. Who hasn't scored? Has everybody scored? Curry scored, for sure. Bird scored. I hope I'm not just casually forgetting about something. I don't think LeBron has scored. I don't care what you're trying right now, you will not score, Jonathan Isaac. I tried to tell you, man. It's so crazy to just throw the ball wherever and just, I was gonna say, just throw the ball wherever and know you're gonna score. And then that happened. So I take it all back, get outta here. Good shot, nevermind, horrible shot. Tingus, pingus! No binkus bonkus today, buddy. Nice step back, Durant! Yo, I had a hand in his face, too. That was just dirty. All right, let's do something flashy. I want an L.U. Fuck it, Weeball. Oh, that was not an L.U. Let's bring Shaq out for Yao. Bird for David Robinson. And Durant for Bron Bron. Shaq's free throws are low key, not bad. It's kind of hard to get the timing down because his hand moves like a fucking moron, but he isn't invincible, so he's got 99 free throw, I'm pretty sure. Oh, he has it. No, he no longer has it. Oh my God. Rudy Gobert. I think LeBron is the only one who has not scored. Let's change that, LeBron, with that 6% covered green. Dude, I played a guy in real life, 1v1 at the gym the other day, just out the rack shooting around. And every time he would shoot, he would say green. I don't know why I thought it was so funny. They were not all greens, by the way. He missed a good amount. I did win, if you're wondering. Oh my God. Deep! Danny Green pulls up from stupid deep. Pump fake? Oh, shit. David Robinson looked kinda sorry on that possession. Shit, got my ass. Dude, I'm having a pretty low score in third quarter. Let's go get some buckets. It'll start. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What's he gonna say? It'll start with a bucket right there. It will not. Let's bring Chef back in. Guembus, Guembus, Guembus. When in doubt, just Guembus it out. Oh, Guembus! With the back block. Shaq on Mikhail Bridges. Jordan on Iguodala. I want Iguodala to turn the ball over and give Bron-Bron a, ah! Just basic basketball IQ says you should never shoot that ball like that. Guembus, Guembus, you're too tall. You're too tall! I can't swat it when you're in the fucking sky. Guembus, uh-oh, he might've got that. Nice shot. He's got, honestly, he's got really good movement and he takes good shots, but he's just outgunned here. My team is just a little too good for him. I'm sorry to rant. I respect the golden, I really do. Grady dick, dummy deep. Oh my God, that dick was deep. Out to Guembus, punk fake. Fuck you, Mikhail Bridges. Look how little you are. Did he pull that out of the rim or did I just kind of sort of miss? I gotta use the contact dunk more if I want to hit those. That was a nice three. He got there fast. Yup, kick it. Arvidus is jumping. Shaq, I don't know why I keep shooting that layup. A lot of time on the clock, you know he wants a three and fuck I'm out of position. Can we get a shot? Shaq, pull up! Pull up Shaq! That would have been a beauty. All right, fourth quarter, I'm exclusively shooting threes. I want Curry, Paul George, Kevin Durant, David Robinson, Yao Ming. That's my lineup. I am exclusively shooting threes. Let's see how it goes. Oh my God, go bear with the fucking fading turnaround. I would have respected that so hard you hit that. All right, Durant, start us out. Oh, early. Really? I went for it. Steph Curry with the rip. I said I was exclusively. Wait, why did we just get team takeover if I fucking bricked? Dude, when I saw team takeover, I was like, bet, we're money. Nice, nice shot. Dude, McKellbridge is cooking up there. I got a living list of Curry. Hit it, Curry! Hit it, Curry! I'm just gonna let Durant do his thing. McKellbridge is giving me too much trouble up there. Yao got out there late. Nice. Oh, Arvidus. Durant will bring it right back to earth. That is a great foul because I was about to pull up and splash in your fucking mouth. Into Curry? Fuck it. Fuck it. Oh, no. I got wide open too. Ooh, no way. Off of one leg, Durant. He's shooting some crazy ones. Oh, step back midi for Curry? Oh, no, I was supposed to shoot threes and only threes. Durant, lean and left. I am not there on my releases right now. I'm not a three point guy. I take it back. Exclusively shooting threes is not my game. Let's go with a new lineup. Let's go Yao, Shaq, Wenbin Yama, Curry and Paul George. Just a few substitutions. Just score as many points as we can. Stay on them, Wenbi. Hey, Wenbi with a clean rip. Durant's out of position. He's got no shot. Wenbi. Let's go. I'm gonna go in my post moves bag. That's what I'm gonna do here. Quick turnaround, easy. It's a bucket. It's not a bucket. It was a joke, you guys. Go Yao. Go Yao. That was supposed to be an alley-oop. I double tapped it. Yao, you're tall. Oh, shit. I knew he was gonna do that, too. Oh my God, Rudy Gobert. Binkus bonkus. That is two straight shot clock violations. I am so proud of our defense. Fuckin' we ball. Dude, how was that late? That felt so early. All right, Gwyneth. What is that? That's absolute insanity. Great defense. Great defense. Oh, sir, it's a ref. Ref, I slipped you that 100, bro. What are you doing? I'm just gonna stay on him with Paul George. No way back! Oh my God! He has 1.6 seconds. Oh, he actually got that. That was perfect. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Matthew. Fuck it, Curry. Splash! Let's go! Curry puts in another one right before the buzzer. Oh wait, we can still get one more. We can get one more. We can get one, oh, that's a midi. I mean, I did green it, but I wanted a three. I'm so sorry, you guys. I failed you. Let's get the rock back. Get the rock back, you guys. You know how badly you want it. Get that, oh, did he hit that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Guys, I can be good at 2K. I just need 10 million MT and my opponent needs to have a mid team. It's very simple. The important part is the box score. Webidyama was 17, one for two from three. Curry, I could not shoot threes with him. I was struggling, two for seven, three for 13, but he still got eight points. Did I score with everyone? That was the big thing. I hope I didn't forget somebody. Paul George had four on two for two, ultra efficient. David Robinson, four, six, and one steal. Kate Cunningham, four points, two steals, two for two. Ultra efficient as well. Duran had three on one for three shooting. D-Wade had two on his beautiful, beautiful mid range. That's about all he did. LeBron had two, two rebounds, three assists, a steal and a block. It was everywhere. Shaq, two points, six rebounds and assist, a steal, a block. Oh, for three though. Luckily he did go to the free throw line. Two for Yao Ming and only one rebound, not a lot of rebounds. But honestly, my opponent used the entire shot clock every possession, a lot of times to a shot clock violation. Bobo with two, Larry Legend with two and Michael Jor fraud, Michael Jor gamble with one single point on a free throw, but that is a point for everybody. So I don't have to sell anybody. It was very efficient other than Wenbin Yama who is built different. As for his squad, Mikhail Bridges with 11 points. Durant with six, Grady Dick with five. Danny Green with five. Rudi Bobair, four. Turk Lutu, Iguodala two. All right, boys, I had a blast in this game. I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you in the next video. Peace.