My "little" secret...





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Uploaded on Dec 21, 2006

NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labw

my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/word...

music and lyrics by bo burnham
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sry, the piano is a little loud

People think im tall, you probably do too,
Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.
As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,
To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny

It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2
Whenever i'm naked even asians laugh (sry)
It'll be like nothing youve ever felt
Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)

Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk
Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work.
If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,
Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.

I hate myself, Why isnt it long?
Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?
When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,
"I can only give you a finger-job"

I wanna be the stud, now i'm the stooge.
It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge.
I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,
But i gotta let nature take its course...

just kidding im huge.

copyright that sh*t

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