 Hello? Hello? So what do I do? How do- did I not do it right? Like, why aren't spiders here yet? It works as long as it's nighttime. Chop down all the trees and clear the stumps. Break all the rocks. Pluck all the flowers. Clear the island of bugs. Stump on the beach. Stump on the beach. Boop, boop, boop, boop. Stump on the beach. Ah. There we are. Now what? Where do you spoil this at? All right, I guess I need to get the weeds and the resources, too. Okay, damn. It's gonna take a while. We'll do it one level at a time, guys. And there's three to do. Okay. I did it. Okay, but where do spiders at? No quarantine because I'm in real ma- I'm in retail, but man, I'm stressed. Thank you so much for everything that you're doing. I cannot imagine working at a grocery store and retail or anything like that right now. Thank you so much. Thank you for your service. Like, seriously. I cannot imagine how stressful it is right now going through that. I don't have to cover the holes. It says that I don't have to cover the holes. Some people like using the holes as tarantula traps. I don't have to cover the holes. Where are my tarantulas? Wrong island. What do you mean wrong island? What do you mean wrong island? It's a specific, it's not any island. It's not any island. Sh- Well, I mean, I just cleared this island of its resources. I have enough to get another thing. I guess I'll leave. Guys, why is there 3,800 people here right now? I'm not even doing anything. We're dealing with miles. I have enough, right? Yep, I have enough for two more tickets. All right, the chances of us getting tarantula island probably slim. It's a flat island, Ethan. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, I can't choose the island. So I'll go to another island and then you guys say yes or no if I've gotten it. You know, is this the one? Probably not. Guys, I watched Frozen 2 the other night and the like 80s ballad from Kristoff really hit me out of nowhere, out of nowhere. A tire! Sure, I'm tired of that. Okay, I'm tired of this island. Okay. Can I get two more after this? Sell! Guys, I'm about to get 74 grand tomorrow. Oh my God, 74,000 bells coming to my door tomorrow? I like that. Well, it might be even more actually if I get Spider Island, which hopefully I do. Time for takeoff, baby! Let's get you airborne. I'm about to be high as hell. Is this the island? It's already not the island, isn't it? This isn't flat. Is it the island? Is it the island? Oh, fuck, the spider went away. Well, guys, I don't have more. I don't have enough nook miles. How many nook miles do I have? I have 580. I like that. Okay, so apparently I can make a tarantula island. I'm so confused, dude. Is it any island? I'm gonna text Mika about it. So I left that island for nothing. Okay, so apparently all I need to do, do all that stuff, and then dump the resources on the beach. And then I just gotta wait, I think. I'm not listening to chat anymore because apparently I can turn any island into Spider Island. So says Mika Midgett, queen of Animal Crossing. So there, guys, to all 5,600 of you. Why is there 5,600 people here? This makes no sense. What's wrong with everybody here? Why do you all like this so much? That first island would have been really good because it was easy to get around. This has so many layers to it, you know? Gotta do all this stuff again. Coco nut, cocoa nut, dude. I'm gonna Coco nut. I hate that I think that's funny, and you all should, too. Guys, yes. I just need to stop and wait. Stop and wait. There's one. Trying to fill my entire inventory. Hey, there's one up there, too. Guys, it's working, it's working. I should have done this on that first island. It would have been so much easier. Oh my God, it would have been so much easier. Don't go into the ocean. Don't do it. Don't go into the ocean. That's too, baby. It's going to take me forever to do this. It is going to take me forever. Why are there so many people here, and why are there so many donations? I really appreciate it a lot. It's very nice of you. Just want to let you know that it's not at all suspected. Ah! I got really close to it. I got really, really close to it. Stepping on that spider. There's 7,000 people here, right? That's a lot of people. You guys like streams, I'm assuming, right? Not to just plug, but to plug myself. I stream so much more on Twitch. Is this Rare Fish Island? Is it Rare Fish Island also? Did I hit two in one go, guys? Is that why everybody's saying Rare Fish Island? This is a Rare Fish Island. Sick. Guys, I might drop all the tarantulas I have. I might just drop. Cause I care way more about filling up my museum than having a shit ton of bells, honestly. I'll pay Tom Nook back eventually. Digging this, digging this, that it's a Rare Fish Island. I like that a lot. I actually like that more than tarantulas. Cause I can make tarantulas anywhere, you know? Well, sick as we found a Rare Fish Island. Well, this isn't a Rare Fish Island. So that first throw was really lucky, it seemed. That first one was the sturgeon, which I had never seen before. And now it's all normal fish again. Only big fish. Okay, so I gotta wait for the big fish. Come on, give me something good. Oh, another sturgeon. Yeah, Wilbur, I don't wanna hear it, all right? I don't wanna hear it. I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna tell me, hey man, you really shouldn't be going out there like this. You really should stand, but you don't understand, Wilbur. You don't have the passion that I do, okay? You don't, you just don't. You never will. That's not something that you can teach, Wilbur. It's not something that you can teach. It's something that comes from within. You just don't get it. You just don't get it. You know, that's all right, you know? It's fine. It's fine if you don't get it. Come on, little hairy boy. Don't make me get you. I have the high ground, Anakin. Don't try it. He just jumps off the ledge. He pulls me off of the ledge. This tarantula is going to pull me off of this ledge, guaranteed. Just kidding. Just kidding. I know what I'm doing. There's a big boy. Hey, big boy. Hey, Taranche. Hey, there, Taranche. Don't, ugh, I hate it. I hate it when you do that. F***ing sniped you, dude. Oh my god. I like that. I like that. Epic gamer moment right there, dude. That was sick. Not so lucky that time. Spencer just touched my feet and it freaked me out. I was like, oh no, my spiders. Get back for revenge. You got a lot of spiders. Yeah, I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I have nine slots left. I mean, even more than that, technically. Oh, baby. Oh my god, you love to see it. Hold and trout. Wait, so there are cool fish up here because I've never gotten that before. My god. Go to sleep, Ethan. No, I need to get all the, I have four more slots left for either a big, big fish or a not big, big fish. I can't. There's still time for spiders. I got to get all these bells, guys. I got to pay Tom Nook back. I'm 200 grand in debt right now. A jar of duck is happening tonight, guys. I don't understand what's happening tonight. Here comes the alert. Ethan's breathing. By the way, I'm going to interrupt the soft, smooth beats of animal crossing with the loudest fucking notification ever. I don't want a yellow perch. I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it. I'm like bracing myself for the notification because it's going to be really loud and I'm afraid. Oh, there it is. Oh my god. And I missed it. Finally, after a billion years of waiting, God damn it, guys, big Fs for that one. I like that. That sucked. I'd waited such a long time for that goddamn fish. Is it midnight that the fish come out? Like the really rare fish come out at midnight? Because it's 11, it's 1112 right now. Man, I missed a wish. So if the rare fish come out at midnight. Oh, too. Garbage fish, dude. Garbage fish. Will rare fish spawn at midnight? I need to know. Will rare fish spawn at midnight? Okay, rare fish at midnight. Okay, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to wait, so it's 1120 right now. So for the next 40 minutes, just going to hang out, talk to chat. And we'll see about those rare fish coming in at midnight. All right, guys. All right, guys. All right, guys. I think that's about enough of that. So thank you for suffering through that with me. Now there better be a big fish coming over here. There better be a big fish. Oh, all that for a black bass. Are you kidding? Are you joshing me right now? You've got to be. You've got to be joshing me. You have to be. There's no way that you're not joshing me. Come on, big fishy, big fishy, big fishy, big fishy, big fishy, big fishy. I need big, big, big, big, big, big fishy. You're mine. My own. My precious. Dude, get got. What's it like to get got like that? Spencer, Ethan, Spencer. What, you want Spencer? Say, hello, I got a haircut recently. Say, hello, streamer, I got a haircut. I got a haircut. I got a haircut. It was like two weeks ago, but little man. Hey, give me a kiss. He's sassy. Jeez, guys. The struggles of being a father, you know? Two big spider boys right here. Guys, what's going to happen? What's going to happen right now? Oh my god, look at him go. Oh my god, what's going to happen? I'm going to die. I'm going to die right here. But I can't carry anything else. Should I swap it with something? Swap it. Hmm. We'll swap it with the tree branches. Maybe the tree branches will. Oh. He got me still, guys. He got me still. Is it big fish time? Big fish, big fish. Will, you have to be worried. Yeah, you don't have to worry about anything, Wilbur. You don't got to worry about anything, Willie. OK, Willie, you got to worry about me. Immediately fucking died. Guys, where the fuck is this? Where is this fish? Where the fuck is this fucking, fucking fish? You know, where is this fish? Where is this fish? I've been promised a giant fish. I've been promised the mammoth of fishes. And it's not here. And I'm so upset about it. See, this is a medium fish. I don't want a medium fish. I want a hunker, guys. I want a monster fish. You know the show River Monsters? Ah! Oh, he disappeared. It's an invisible tarantula. All right, guys, no more growing up anymore. No why? Oh, wait. We can get rid of the nuggets. Oh, and I have 30 wood on me. Guys, I want this big fish. Come on, I need it. We've been streaming for three hours now. Trace hours. I need this big, big fish. There isn't anything on any sort of list that I wouldn't do for a big, big fish. Oh, sure. Turn away like that. I've never hated anyone more than you. It's right in front of you, idiot. I'm so mean. Of course, it's a black bass, the most worthless of all fish. Get back in there. Get back in the water. I need this. I need this. You have no idea how much I need this. You have no idea what's on the line. You don't know what I have on the line here. My reputation. My reputation is on the line here. I need this to work. I have one spot left, and I'm saving it. I'm saving it. Savoring, sweet and savory fish. It's what I need. It's what I crave. It's what you crave, I'm assuming. And if you're not craving it, then you're against me. And you're against everything that the stream stands for. Worthless. Worthless. A sea bass, you think that I'm here for a sea bass. I can get that anywhere in the world. Anywhere in the damn world. And you think I came all the way out to this island for three hours for a sea bass? Praise be, Ethan. May we all be off of our rockers as the rockers till the day the sun skedaddles. Sun will skedaddle someday, guys. Probably not anytime soon, hopefully. I hope not, because the sun skedaddles were all f***ed. But, you know, in 100,000 years or whatever. When's the sun gonna skedaddle? Somebody Google, when is the sun gonna skedaddle? I don't want it. I've had so many olive flounders. Guys, how long should I wait here for? I've already been here for 15 minutes waiting for this big-ass fish that's not gonna come here, you know? So what's the point? Look for fins. I'm in the northern hemisphere, so sharks aren't here yet. I do have a couple sharks, though. I went to my friend H's island and got two. I got a great white, and I got a sawfish, and I got a suckerfish, and a pufferfish, too. That was kind of fun. Oh my God, guys, when do I give up? When do I give up? Please just give me big fish. That's all I want in my whole life. It's one big fish. One more stirs, or maybe something else, something I have not been before. You all lied to me, too. You said, eatin' with your mini. With your mini, just with your big fish come out. Remember when you said that? Hello. I'm going to take you for a ladder. I will swap for ladder. I do not climb up anymore. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Swap it. I almost let it go. That was close. Swap for ladder. Thank you. Swap for ladder. Thank you. Maybe he will boost me into big fish world though, you know? Sleep. I will not sleep until I get this big fish. It's the only thing that separates me from God. Once I have big fish, I will become a God. And then, I rule the world. Simple as that. You know how it goes, and the rest is history. Whatever comes first. The next spider or big fish, that'll be the deal. Kind of assuming the spider will come first because this fish, I don't know, it's been a long time since a big fish was over there, so I feel like one's got to spawn soon, right? I caught an or fish today. That was fun. I'll show you guys my museum once we get back. Because it's been updated a lot. All right, big fish. Here it comes. Here it comes, guys. Here it comes, right around the corner. And here it is. Wow, look at the size of that one. I like that. There we go, done. Done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done. Mr. Flying Fox, thank you so much for hanging out. He's not here. We're going home, fellas. We're going home. Thank you, Island, that only took three hours. Ready to go home and reap the rewards. We're about to see how much all these things cost. I think they're gonna be $2. Okay, guys, this is also very important. How much does one go for? 6,400. 12,000. 8,000. 800, okay. You love to see it. And lots. You love to see it. That would be 188, damn. Oh, I thought I'd press sell for a second. Oh my God, 168 grand. Let's sell it. We are getting 242 tomorrow. Oh my God, I'm so excited. That's gonna be great. That is going to be so great. Okay, let me show you my thing real quick. I would like to make a donation. What would you like to donate? Please, please. Now let me show you my little thing. Oh, that's where the sturgeon lives. That's cool. There's a snapping turtle over there. See it? It's wonderful. Oh my God, guys, the box only gives you, you should have sold to Tommy. No. God damn it, Mika, this was like, how'd it go? And then she saw the screenshot and she was like, no, the box, babe. You fucked it up. Big Fs, guys. That sucks. Here's my great white. So that's cool.