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Friendly Coitus - Becca Brown

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Published on Jun 17, 2012

This song is inspired by another song my friend and I wrote when we were drunk once. Songception.

Friendly Coitus - an original song by Rebecca Evelyn Susanna Jane Brown IV
(that's not my actual name)
Written 6/18/2012
THIS SONG IS MINE. DON'T BE A DICK.

LYRICS
You and I have always been friends
And I admit I find you attractive
I think it's time I finally recommend
That you and I get sexually active

I just want to have friendly coitus
I just want to be friends who bone
I just want to platonically fuck you
And high five after you are done
Don't expect it to be good
Because I haven't done this in awhile
Let's have friendly coitus and do it with a smile

No need for me to spend the night
No need for you to give me cab fare
A relationship just doesn't seem right
But sexually we'd make a great pair

I just want to have friendly coitus
I just want to fool around
I just want to platonically fuck you
Because I know you won't let me down
Don't expect it to be good
Because I only take it in the rear
We'll platonically fuck so emotions don't interfere

I just want to have friendly coitus
I just want to get in your pants
I just want to platonically fuck you
I don't want any strings attached
Don't expect it to be good
Unless you like a lot of pain
Let's platonically fuck and never speak of it again

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