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Published on Jun 17, 2012
This song is inspired by another song my friend and I wrote when we were drunk once. Songception.
Friendly Coitus - an original song by Rebecca Evelyn Susanna Jane Brown IV (that's not my actual name) Written 6/18/2012 THIS SONG IS MINE. DON'T BE A DICK.
LYRICS You and I have always been friends And I admit I find you attractive I think it's time I finally recommend That you and I get sexually active
I just want to have friendly coitus I just want to be friends who bone I just want to platonically fuck you And high five after you are done Don't expect it to be good Because I haven't done this in awhile Let's have friendly coitus and do it with a smile
No need for me to spend the night No need for you to give me cab fare A relationship just doesn't seem right But sexually we'd make a great pair
I just want to have friendly coitus I just want to fool around I just want to platonically fuck you Because I know you won't let me down Don't expect it to be good Because I only take it in the rear We'll platonically fuck so emotions don't interfere
I just want to have friendly coitus I just want to get in your pants I just want to platonically fuck you I don't want any strings attached Don't expect it to be good Unless you like a lot of pain Let's platonically fuck and never speak of it again