 Don't flop Christmas card day to Merry Christmas everyone To the left Pedro You get beat with a rifle while reading the Bible Yo, making the yo listen I'm spitting that again cuz he fucked me up Yo, you get beat with a rifle while reading the Bible you took more shots than Pete and Shemiko defeat in a rival Don't need a revival get slapped in the mouth while you're eating a trifle You got a mole on your cheek. That's the face of a snitch Mole on your cheek. That's the face of a snitch You're a fat little nerd with the face of a bitch Beating you's easy that break in the twix and what your cheekbones be making a twit No, you could never insult me your jealous and lonely both your chicks like Reggie and Boli Moli if your boys got a problem tell him to phone me Yo, there's more hair on your molding on your head Move your girlfriend on your bed fam. You think that your hench. I know you're wet from and I Tell that you're wet. I smelled a sweat fam Yo, you want to make a mold on the battling scene Bones blood and shattering dreams bunning Casey Jones cuz we're shattering cheese I don't know for five battles in a matter of weeks Right your girlfriend got tapped like my phone did you think A's yo You think he's gonna shine you get slapped like she rolled it Don't act like you know this you wrap like you're homeless. I've got man thinking I actually wrote this Yo, yo before every battle a drop of bum on Mandy You watch Toy Story for the bum on Andy Beach with a shot of Brandy Beach with a shot of Brandy bag of dark rap that I'm shot in Brandy You probably owe me off a shot of Shandy So you gotta thank me Yo, you ain't in my weight caliber. I play war games like Jay Gallagher No, you get banged up or put A&A and either knock your stitches out like the games manager Fucking UFC cage challenge. Oh, you'll be filling bars and it ain't stand them up Man I get drunk like a train man into your egg get box your girlfriend looks like bent legs Man's letting Semtex off Freestyle and what's your wife get moist You like them boys. It's hard for me to listen to this guy's wet voice last year today I was battling dots looks like your whole life you've been battling spots I'm gonna be a dad shop for the charity box your girls pussy looks like the back of a fuck You're the first in the cafe when I serve in lunch You got ended in the first like you reversed a month So when I found out well Robert when Bamalarm told me it was Pedro I'd be out barring and parring I had that man city sterling reaction Raw him Because look Pedro it's almost over for you. We've seen your battles. We know the coup those mom and dad jokes You do or as overused as bowling shoes Shall could have written a load for you if I had chosen to Example this I'm fucked face. I feel sorry for your mom make silly bitch tried to buy a sandwich in an actual subway Shit that grimy bitch would suck off nine midgets for 90 minutes for a pint of Guinness and two scum talk United ticket And your dad's no better right now It's somewhere in a dog this used alley getting a boot khaki from two trannies Could you slap me? I said I want to get and your dad's no better right now He's in a dog this used alley getting a boot khaki from two trannies like ooh daddy could you slap me? Look read the YouTube comments are saying a is a star. I move people with lines overheads. I'm a cable car And that's why real intellect and amazing bars trumps drug-fueled aggression and a fake facade Cuz it's not even your fault for the way you are Personally I blame the parents and on that note Pedro's mom. I'm sure you're a lovely lady What a fuck were you thinking when you were making this guy for fuck's sake Jesus Christ? There's nobody ever told you about an anal cream pie There's like 30 million sperm swimming in every burst of jism and that was your best This little corny prick scrawny bitch 25 looking like he just escaped from an orphanage I'm saying is You look like a hybrid road man parakeet, bro You don't flops coped up free-styling cunt. Stop doing lines and start writing some The one would like for once you to rap a verse without the words shoot shank stab draw ounce weed bun He said a joke about my dad what that joke isn't funny you watch ex files because of moda and scud Molly's on Molly Yo, it's controlling your body It is it is it is it is yo it goes. Yo, yo, yo, I put you in the ground run mobile lungs Knife in your chest with your soul belongs face to the shank with a bowl belongs your body in the field where a gold belongs Yo, man's coffin would be a fucking blackberry case. I thought you're going on a red like McSherry's face I don't even know why man preparates. They can't showcase the skill that man demonstrates No, you can't rap very great, but you're easy to beat bro. Where the fuck the other half of peek-a-dews cheat go The teacher to deep roll the bitch looking at you in a meatloaf Oh, yo, you look like a East Filipino pedo in his end. They call him in his end. They call him East Filipino Even the cheap coda beat him on beast mode make you bleed in the beef I believe in your teeth broke shit's getting peeking and ski slopes in the north of Canada But to be about to be a cold-bodied cause caught on camera. That shit's the police mode for the mafia Yo, you're leaps in a box like an autumn calendar They're a corny battle of the chat's rookie shit. Your mom's got a big bush with chat pussy lips Your girlfriend's sweet like black sugar risk, but a pussy's got fun guy with damp woody bits If you read someone said it already you and all your boys are like Nelly and Kelly Get in the semi You're too weird, bro. Your bars are too corny to hear though. I say better rap on the new hero two rounds up in it Two zero time. Let's go. Hey, let's go. Yeah with all the violence in your bars And constantly trying to be hard I'm thinking How does he fit in with society at large? I Mean just picture the thought of this fool walking into a job of the new Pedro nice to make your acquaintance. I'm Dan. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with Nigerian slang Look, I don't mean to be rude and I do apologize It's just that well most of the new recruits arrive in a suit and tie and although it looks wondrously comfy Nobody's ever come here before in a SpongeBob onesy Exactly black My original black initiative, bro. I Guess having a dress code was silly of us Look this morning I did your application reading and the something straight away doesn't quite match what I'm seeing in the ethnicity section You put Afro-Caribbean Well, that's interesting. Yeah, it's just like that when I was five my daddy sat me on his knee And he was like Pedro in life. You can be anything you want to do So now I'm black in it Well, okay, we don't discriminate Well, look, I'll tell you what why should we hire you and give you an office and a desk son? Well, yo, check this one. Yeah, I threw my money in a garden bush when I was ducking from the feds once Pedro that's not exactly what we meant by hedge funds Do you have any idea what we do here at Claremont and rice? Yo, I just split a draw with my braids last night What are you talking about share prices blood? Okay, look, let me ask you a different question. Okay, if you're out there on the trading floor and made a call Only to find out that a client that you claimed was yours Got closed by a colleague the day before What would you say to that? What would you say to the man? Yo, that's crazy fan but honestly I'd probably rape his nan Mentally, listen, have you been prescribed pericycline on your lactil brother you try to take me for some kind of genius No fucking don't stab you Well, okay. Well, look five minutes to launch. I guess our timer is done But don't worry if I feel like hiring a cunt I'll be in touch Now the exit's over there. It's clearly displayed above it. No, no Pedro that says station recovered You said something about a shared price well Your mother your son and your chicks share nikes you share Yo, you need to get your fucking hair right Your mother has got a fucking spare nine She has yeah, she has no less. Yo, your mother looks like Jackie Chan mixed with yaps down You look fat fam that t-shirt's too small It's way too tight your mother fucking takes two takes two takes two lines And then she's up my yard getting late all night anyway Listen to this you look you get burnt worse in the third verse. I put eight in a box like a word search Yo, you sound like Joker star when you try to rap that's another man's style that you tried to cat Denying that you even do the hand movements look like a crew of math tutors in a science lab. Yo, head gel advert I'll be breaking the mold I'll be breaking the mold that mold on your face is the face of its own Love's man. I'll be taking a home leave a mark on the rocks like the face of Sharon Yo, this is corny. This is corny. Yo, you get chased by a wasp. I watch a bee come off the rain That I eat for off the day that be the reason I can't sleep for off the day So if you for acting like a G for off the day, you be eating marmalade out the jar with your bare hands Get me it's chicken loves man. Let's start. It's a scare man. He'd be seeing people who aren't even there from I show you how fast I will tear man. I don't feel your crepes. They're feeling crepes I don't give a fuck. You're a fucking weak reject. Yo, you fucking need respect You're a fucking deep depressed your manic the press gets stabbed in the chest I forgot about your raping lesson because you can't handle the best. Yo, you be on your own tit trying to handle your breast You're shaking your hands trying to get fucking manage the stress. You can't manage the stress. You got your glasses on it's half past one and your mother I'm like an atom bomb. I slap your mom your mother's a hermaphrodite with a massive one You laugh and you look like cotton banks if he was a large man Your mother has a fucking my tash Oh Yo, you got a fucking nappy rash on your bike stand. Oh, right these are getting to these corny bars My mother will get torn apart. Yo, you got a horny arse Yo, yo, he's got photos of didn't they me wore a bra? It's pause fam. You're a small man You're not a poor fam. You get fucking chalked fam outlined in white chalk I'm like guy forks. I fucking spike you up run you over in a white Porsche that I just rub On your mom's top Shoot you off the rooftop carry in a boombox on my hand and shot in a blue rock. No, that's a new thing Yo, that's right your mother will get slapped twice you think you're the rap guy that'll beat me when you rap But you try to rap and you can't rap right time Oh tone disorvis Sharon beat them all family You battle the greatest of the vets and was it entertaining? Yes one way in in my head spontaneity is best Or the involuntary symptoms of coprolalia Tourette Because the way you leech off this league with your addict viber manic rhymes, I described this coward like the Eiffel Tower Europe Parasite Oh Lion you've never had a crime committed you little slimy dickhead you probably thought an allegation was a type of lizard Wrapping like you wrote people in the gangsta was hell clapping the 12 gauge tape cashing them bell If you do it's one of the Max Sherry types not a man like myself you only You're not fooling me stop the foolery you Jack man, you're not Wolverine Anyway, look Pedro I can tell you've never been bad Especially with that Albanian refugee dad on benefits That's why I need to ask a favor stop it. You're not a boxer wife front. You want the danger? Your ass is faker than the clothes you bear from those market traders I mean for a grown man to dress like you do well. That's actually absurd to me He's been wearing the same hoodie for one whole year now, right new happy anniversary Anyway, so we get live He's not black But he said that he was so I figured fuck it. Let's just give him what he wants Pedro You're so black You're so black the police harass you You're so black your mom looks like Baffa Timmy go miss your dad You're so black you smoke weed eating fried chicken and drinking a 40 You're so black you could have kids with a white chick. It's still come out looking like storms Joke time