 because I'm so huge. You're not. Welcome. We're here live. Yeah, we are. And we're coming to you. This is me. I'm Steven Selly. This is Earth. Welcome. What universe are we in? That's my mother. And she's doing really good so far. And welcome to the show. I'm his mother. Welcome to the show. Happy Sunday. What are you going to say? Very good. We're going to keep it going. We're going to keep going. She's too slow for this. What are you going to say? Can you hear my eyes rolling in the back of my head as I like say this? So you can if they clink hard enough. And I'm thinking it's Sunday. So get up. I didn't say it like you do. Gosh, I wouldn't say that. And just go do something. It's Sunday. I mean, suck it up and go do something for your Sunday. What are you doing on a Sunday? I have a few minutes to spare. And then I teach swimming lessons. Yay. And yeah, so Sunday. Yeah, I have questions. So what are your questions? If you could dunk, what dunk would you do? Windmill. Windmill. Windmill. There it is. Easy enough. What's your favorite dunk that I do? When you jump over someone's head, I love that. OK. Would you rather me be a famous rapper or famous comedian? I'm going to be both, but. They're both the same kind of. Ask a lot. Yeah. I hit pop a hippie. No. I like to try to do your raps. So that's a favorite part for mine. I just try again. Brain. Brain. Like college. Like I didn't go to college. It's easy to be monogamous when your wife would be the hottest. OK, and so which one? Folk? Singing to a full stadium or comedian. I would love to see you on stage making people laugh and yet being able to rap during your comedic performance. Yeah, I think a combo package. Who doesn't like a combo package? Think about Chinese food. You get the combo. So yeah, so my career will definitely be like Chinese food. And I'm going to model it after their business model, which is? Combo platter. OK, now if I was born and I had no limbs, I had no facial features, I had no organs. And I wasn't technically dead or alive. I was just a block of skin. Wait, wait, wait. Would you keep me around? Sometimes I get scared that you're from my DNA. Sometimes it scares me. Oh, Jillian, I wanted to say hi. I got one in. And Stephanie Jade Selly, too. Oh, my, but what about my question? I can't ask you ridiculous questions like that. I just get scared that you're from my DNA sometimes that I would always keep you around no matter what. I keep you around now when you bother me. You keep me on a table? I don't know, in a jar. Did you decorate me? Yes. Would you put shit on me? It's gross. It's just gross. I'm just addicted to dunking in comedy and not this. Because you're not funny when you say that. Sorry. If you're not offending someone, though, you're not funny, is that what the rule is? Something like that. What was I going to say? Well, what minute was that? Three something. Tell Jillian to watch round three. Hi, Jillian. Oh, by the way, if they hit the notification bell, you know how that helps me? Ring the bell. Hit the bell. Ring the bell. They get a free video watched by you, like it's watched by you. What if 1,000 people click the bell? Well, they go into the thing for the thing. They go into the thing. Sorry, but that's not the feature we have implemented. The feature I had implemented was that if they... It's like a lottery. I was told that if they hit the bell today, god damn it, YouTube told me this. Just say, gosh darn it. Gosh darn it. YouTube told me that if they hit the bell today, oh my god, next winter. It's going to snow? No. They have the miracle of a lifetime they've been waiting for. But if they hit it today. Make the change today. Make the change today. Yeah, but today, if they hit the bell, when they stand up, they'll get so dizzy, they collapse. But the good news is they'll wake up with the best idea they've had in their whole life and they could implement it now. You scare me. I'm not sure what you're thinking. That's so it happens if you hit the bell. Isn't that crazy? I'm so happy. What are you doing on Sunday? I want to know what you're doing. Are you spending some time with me today after my swimming lesson? This is not time? No, this is not time. This is not the right time. Well, there you have it. That's what I deal with. We got to do on this day in history. Remember, Ma? All right, can you read that? No, by context, and I still can't read that. I don't want to mess up the recording there. All right, 1504. Oh, wait, let's say 1504. Michelangelo's Statue of David is unveiled in Florence. That is some super cool stuff. You saw it when you were in Italy. He did. I did. Now, this is the best story I've heard about being yourself. Have you heard it? I've said it a million times already. Some of the penis is on the sculpture. Huh? I don't know. You have to, David saw the block of marble like this, right? And he saw David in it already. I just said David saw the block of marble. Michael saw David in the effin block. And he said, he saw David already in the block. All he had to do was chip away everything that wasn't David. You're so silly. That's real, though. But I get it. But so that way, that's you as a person. You don't have to become yourself. You're already yourself. You just have to chip away. Like, for example, I had to chip away my mother's rules and regulations of what I should do. Should I be a Chinese combo platter? I don't know. But the point is, I'll beat his ass. That's right. I mean, I don't understand why you think that there's a thing that you're going to chip away at, because that's not true. She doesn't get the reactions or why I say things. That's why I say them. They're not true. But oh, OK. OK, so chip away your goddamn things. No, you know, here, can I just say what it is? Yes, you can see yourself, and you want to be your better self. So do what you need to do today to be your better self. That's why you have to get your ass moving, because it's Sunday. Enjoy your Sunday. And the dunk, oh, I get to say it right there. Ryan, what's his last name? Born Tager. I don't know, but you're the dunk of the day. And he said, I can't read that to say it. Can't wait to see you healthy again and bang on some people. Let's go. Bang. Woo, let's go. Be yourself. Do yourself Sunday. Happy Sunday. All right, and then we say. Toodaloo. Got it. Toodaloo. And also, don't forget to say Toodaloo to everything that's not you. Toodaloo. And also, don't forget to say Toodaloo to the people that don't help you. Toodaloo. Toodaloo. Oh, wow. Raising's open at one day, I don't need an introduction. I got too much on my mind that I'd rather be discussing. I'd be thinking existential, I got limitless potential. Now I'm looking in that mirror like that motherfucker bluffing. I don't trust.