 Attention! I'm Commander Sherman, and if you chum buckets want to join Marine Fighting Team Delta of the illustrious Shark Punching Center, you gotta know what you're up against. So pay attention to this briefing. Item number SPC-3284-J Object Class Great White Shark Punching Contingencies Due to the extreme heat, instances of SPC-3284 are nearly impossible to engage in their natural habitat. The current protocol for dealing with SPC-3284 infestations is to drain the lava length they are located in, and then move into punch-em-all wear and heat-proof armor. For this reason, Mobile Fist Team Sigma-6, codename Flaming Fist of Fury, are to be included in all 3284-related operations. Description SPC-3284 is a species of silicon-based lifeform that superficially resemble carcaridon carcarius. Instances of SPC-3284 typically inhabit bodies of molten lava, and have a unique physiology that allows them to swim through it as easily as an ordinary shark swims through water. They do not seem to require sustenance beyond the thermal energy provided by their environment, but will attempt to consume any organic material they can reach. The mechanism used to detect organic material is unknown at this time. SPC-3284 was first discovered during a raid on a Marshall Carter and Shark Limited facility, where they were used in genetic engineering and data expunge to produce designer sharks to sell to the highest bidders. Using documents acquired from the raid, center agents were able to track a shipment of SPC-3284 to a lava lake in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Since then, at least... SPC-3284 has been discovered, including one in... SPC-3284 National Park. Current research suggests that populations of SPC-3284 annually migrate to new locations through the Earth's mantle. This, combined with their ability to live off thermal energy, may explain why their populations are so widespread. Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.