 Anybody want to try? Anyone at all? I'm going to ask one more time, and then I'm going to let the show start. Were you a math major, sir? Physics. Stand up, sir. Come on up on stage, sir. Come on up. You too, sir. Where did you go to school? Where did you go to school? We have a translation problem here. English is not his first language. Where did you go to school? Williams and Penn. What branch of physics? High energy. High energy physics. Brookhaven National Labs. I was also over at CERN for a few years. And CERN. So is this as a civilian contractor? Yeah. Did you ever have an idea? High energy physics money comes from the federal government, generally speaking. So in that sense, yeah, I was getting money from the federal government very indirectly and in those days in very small amounts. So did you ever work with the space alien ships at Area 51? Nope. Did you ever do any contracting for the DOE? Did you ever contract for the DOE? I was way too junior in those days to have any idea in detail where the money came from. So I'm not going to tell you. I don't know. In terms... That's right. So you work with high energy physics, yes? Yeah. Would you work with the optics side of the house? No. Which side of the house are you working on? We published a paper in 74 about the discovery of a particle that had a mass of 3.1 GeV. How many people here have any idea of what you say? Our paper called it J and the other paper called it Psy. What's that? Okay, for those of you who raise your hands, everybody in the audience, feds. That was one of those stupid fed questions that I asked where you can kind of nail them down. Yes, sir? Have you played? Nope. If it bleeds, it's biology. If it smells bad, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. Can you explain Schrodinger's cat theory? Nope. Have you ever worked with a tokamak? What the hell is a tokamak? No, that was a little bit after I left PPA. Okay, so three letter agency. No, no, Princeton Penn Accelerator. He's reaching. What classified paper you published? Since I've never published any of them, it hasn't been published yet. Is it because they wouldn't let you? I'm afraid he's not a fed, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry. And we'll go ahead, and just for you, sir, we're going to start the talks.