 Ever eaten a cockroach? Ever eaten a what? Cockroach? Cockroach? Eating a cock? Melt chicken! Hey, welcome back to our stupid reaction to get in some Corbin. Cock a little dude. Can you post that on Instagram? It's the guy I'm into now! It's the guy I'm into now! It's Joe, he's- It's Joe, he's- It's the guy I'm into now! It's the guy I'm into now! It's the guy I'm into now! It's the guy I'm into now! It's the guy I'm into now! It's the guy I'm into now! What do you want a movie review? Oh, you know what? The classics are over. Oh man. Forever, till next February. Yeah, we're never watching another one. Not again, till next February. Joke! Anyways, so we are watching, we watched, trapped, finally. It took forever, but only because I couldn't find it. It was trapped somewhere. It's not available, I think it's available in India on Amazon, but it is not available in the United States on Amazon. Nope. I had to go on Amazon, find the DVD, but I had to go to Amazon Canada, because you can actually switch on Amazon through different countries. You can get Amazon India, Amazon Canada. I went on Amazon Canada, and I found the DVD, and so that's how we were able to watch it. It's been recommended to us since we've watched Rajkumar. Since we saw the trailer. And I remember when we saw the trailer, we were like, want to watch that. Do you remember when we saw the trailer and we didn't realize it's Rajkumar Rao? Of course. But I don't think at the time we knew Rajkumar Rao. But even still- I think we thought it was Vijay Rao. Probably. But even still, after a while, I knew Rajkumar, and then I was like, yeah, when you watch Trapped, and then it's- I almost didn't realize that it was Rajkumar in the trailer. So later. Yeah, because we haven't been as familiar at the beginning as we are now, obviously, with the Rajkumar Rao. But yes, Trapped. It is- Hold on. Where is it? Is that it? 2016, it looks like film. Yeah. Hindi film. A man struggles to survive after he unintentionally locks himself in a high-rise devoid of food, water, and electricity. Yep. Yep. And it's directed by, say his name? Vikramaditya Mathutwani. I know he's not the guy who directed Devdas, but is he the guy who directed- Yes. Same guy who directed Udayan. And I'm assuming other- I don't know if it's same guy as Queen as well. Same guy. I know he was part of it, but I don't know if he directed it. No, he was part of it. Yeah. But yeah, so he directed Udayan as well, obviously starring Rajkumar Rao, and then a small appearance by- Yeah, by Geetanjali Sapa. Yes. Who plays Noori. It's only 90 minutes. And it's produced by obviously, one of the big things right at the beginning is you see the logo and you know it's coming from Anurag Kashyap, a company. Where is this at? Phantom. Right? That's what it is? Yep. But Anurag Kashyap, it's going to be a spoiler review. If you haven't watched it, go watch it. Once again, really short. It's on Amazon, I believe, in India, so go check it out and then come back. Yeah, stupid babies anywhere else in the world. If you're in Canada, you know where to get it there, but anybody else, because they're stupid families, literally in every country. I don't know why it was so difficult to find. With a star as big as Rajkumar Rao, it's weird to me. Very strange. And produced by Anurag. Very strange. Very weird. But anyways, so Rick, your initial thoughts. Well, I'm having a hope before we go into this. So we'll see if my hope is fulfilled. So I'll tell you the hope after I say. Okay. I didn't like it. Okay. Did you like it? I did. Okay, great. That was my hope. My hope was we would have a disagreement about it, as to what we liked and what we didn't dislike. Well, I didn't love it, but I liked it. Okay, I didn't like it. Okay. Yeah. Now, I like Rajkumar. Okay. As everything we've ever seen him do. Even, for example, you pointed out your least favorite thing from him as far as White Tiger, but he was still enjoyable. Yeah. Okay. I, same here. For me, there were so many things that strained credulity and the believability aspect for me that I couldn't stay engrossed in a story that was just not believable for me. It felt, and as a premise, the originality factor for me was, this was the exact same premises cast away. It's just put in an apartment. Well, that's a very different situation in an apartment. It is, but it's the same story. He has a relationship with somebody. He gets stuck somewhere for a period of time and he comes back and he's not with that person because she moved on with her life. That's cast away. And he talks to a rat instead of a soccer ball. I mean, a volleyball. Well, that was one scene. I know, but the premise is. That was one scene. Cast away. Well, there's lots of films that have the same premises. Oh, I know, but here. I mean, I think it was, I've never seen this story because obviously. True. In America, you wouldn't have this. Because, well, I guess, because, you know, you could call a bellhop or you could, you know, whatever. It would only work, I think, in this situation. Yeah, but there were so many. I just nonstop things where I was like, okay, so why, why are we doing this? Really? That's not noticed. That's not noticed. That's not noticed. Well, that's not noticed. But you tell me what you liked about it first because I have a long list of those things that just strained carnuity for me. One, I really enjoyed Raj Kumar. I did too. Obviously, I think he did a phenomenal job. I enjoyed the simplicity of the story and I think it just, I would have loved it if it would have actually gone farther in terms of making me even more uncomfortable. I always enjoyed it. Did you even get uncomfortable? Well, I don't like it when people drink their urine. Yeah. And we'll get to that in a second. Or eat rats. You know, I don't enjoy those, but I just, I wish it would go farther. Like Castaway, even though I wasn't a huge fan of Castaway, the certain moments that just irked you. Like when he took his tooth out or there's a whole bunch of different moments like that. So I thought it was well done. I would have liked a different ending. I think going back in the department, I didn't really enjoy that. That's just my personal taste. I don't like it. I would have preferred to end on like, even him just walking out would have been, I think, a perfect ending. Would have just... I thought it was going to end at that point when he walked past the guard and he's just walking about into the city and looking around. I thought that was going to be the end. But I thought he did a really good job. It takes a certain kind of actor to actually carry a film that you're basically the only one in. Yeah. And obviously he's a very talented actor who can absolutely do that. And I feel like he did do that quite well. And yeah, but overall it was a very, very simple story. It was no... One of the most simple stories I think we've ever watched. Yeah. And the simplicity isn't... I love the simplicity of the story. I love the concept. That's why I had high expectations for this thing. Gotcha. But there were so many things that I thought of while watching it that I couldn't imagine why Rajkumar Rao or Anurag Kashyap or any of the other creative team and the writers and the director didn't go another step to get rid of those things for me. Even like you mentioned the fact that he drinks his pee. Okay. His pee, he was hydrated when he peed. He wouldn't have been hydrated after that long without water. His pee should have been a very dark yellow. And seeing that instantly drew my attention to why am I supposed to believe he's been without water for three days and he's going to the point where he's drinking his own pee when he's not dehydrated? There were dozens of instances like that that pulled the believability out for me. Interesting. So, and I don't want to go on a tirade of it was also this and also this, but I literally, I've got at least 12 different points in the film where something like that happened. And my thought was why didn't anybody notice this to fix that? Because anybody in survival mode, anybody in this situation, there's so many moments I was like, okay, why didn't he think of that? Why isn't he doing that? Why aren't they noticing that? Where did the debris for the television go? What, so that believability is the number one thing for me, not just in the performance of an actor, but in a film. So if there are things for me that pull me away in the believability factor, I can't, I can't become engrossed in the story. I think that's one of the things that with survival films is you're always supposed to be questioning like, why didn't you do that? You do that with Castaway. I always do that with survival films. I'm like, okay, why don't, because this is what I would do. I'll be sure, because like if he saw that thing, I was like, I'm pretty sure I could scale that thing. But you know, certain people might not. If one, they might be too short or they might be scared of heights and they might go, because like if you look down, it's like, that would be my way out because I'm pretty sure I could go down like that. So that's one of my favorite things about like zombie films or whatever, things that you have to survive. It's like, you question it all the time. I question all those films, because I'm like, okay, I would have done this. Well, yeah, of course. But not just why did you make that decision, I would have made that decision. So for example, I made a list of other films I've seen that for me are like way superior in terms of believability and one person stories or two person stories of survival. Robert Redford and All Is Lost is spectacular. There's no flaws in that movie. And he has one line in that film and it was improved. He's in the middle of the film. He just screams fuck. There's no other lines. And there's no other people in the movie. It's just Robert Redford lost at sea. I also love the movie. Obviously when I mentioned cast away, I remember it was called The Two Towers. It was Nick Cage and another actor and it was about 9-11. The true story of the guys that got stuck at the bottom and the movie is just these two guys. Oh, I've seen it. It's terrible. Stuck and talk of it. But I love that concept. So for example, not just I would have done something different. Here are some of the things that for me were why several times we saw camera shots that show you directly beneath him. Cars, traffic, people. And rather than drop the myriad of things in the apartment that fit through that slot, like the pot, the bricks, the plaster things, the tool he tried to open the door with, the other things, it was the cardboard thing he threw out. I just found it hard to believe that there wasn't the plausibility that he could have tossed any of those heavy objects down into the street or to the people directly below. When the TV went down, it suddenly, if the building been deserted for two years, wouldn't it have struck somebody to see a TV laying at the bottom that clearly had fallen from the top of the place? But it just, the debris disappeared. The debris was just suddenly not there anymore. As well as the fact that did it not dawn on Rajkumar Rao's character when the guy took him to the place, that he's in a completely abandoned building for two years, and that didn't occur to him that there's something odd about this transaction. Maybe he was just blinded by the fact he wanted to be with this girl. But that for me strained crudulity as did not even thinking, okay, so the walls are made of drywall or plaster. They're not going to be concrete at that height. Why doesn't he just kick through the wall and get into the apartments on the other side of them? Those kinds of thoughts and things I was seeing pulled me away from the believability. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah, that's something I would have done is obviously break all the walls. One, I don't know how thick they are, and I don't know what's in between them, but there might be pipes. If it is long enough, you could... There could be beams. Yeah, you could kind of get down via that way. That didn't bother me because there's always stuff like that in survival films. I get what you're saying. And why did the woman, two things, the woman who came over, why didn't she show the sign to the guard when he said, no one's been in here for a while? Why didn't she say, okay, well, I'm over here because I got this? And then when she went in, why did she only go a few flights up and then just randomly decide, I'm just not going to do this? She didn't see anything. Maybe she was on vision in here. I don't know. Yeah, but still, if it's written like that and you found it and you're interested enough to walk over there, that for me was again, it just strained credulity to me that she... So again, I'm not trying to harp it. I'm just trying to give you my explanation. That's what I was hoping for, that we would have a disagreement about the liking of it. I just couldn't get myself into the story, as well as his escape. If you've ever watched Nate get an afraid, if you've been without food for five or six days, these guys barely have the energy sometimes to chop down branch on a tree, let alone repel five stories and then kick a glass door down. Yeah, you could have some level of adrenaline, but every episode I've ever seen of naked and afraid, when you're at that level of malnutrition, which it isn't really malnutrition, you're just undernourished and you have no energy, no protein, no nothing. And I know he had a couple of birds, but it just was very difficult for me to comprehend, and that the door actually just happened to be open for him when he got into the apartment. Well, those doors wouldn't be locked. Well, plausibility for me. At that point, I was like, of course the door is open for him. Well, why would the door be locked? Why, it's abandoned. Yeah, but they had to get a key to get into his apartment. Well, I don't think... I think they actually needed to just push it open. I think that I don't remember if they actually used the key or not. For me, it was that... Those were just the myriad of things for me. I was like, like I said at the outset, for me it was cast away without the believability, but except for Rajkumar, he, with what he got, like he does all of the time, did a very good job with everything that he got. I thought he did it ahead of Rajkumar. He's a dedicated actor. And he's one of the most versatile actors. Who can do pretty much anything he handed. And he obviously has the ability to carry a film as a lead, as a supporting character. For all of that, this shows you how good of an actor he is. For all of those things that bothered me, I didn't want to turn it off, because I still wanted to keep watching him. Yeah, yeah, he was, I had to really... I enjoyed this film because I was going in it and I was like, okay, this is a revival film. And I enjoyed those aspects of it. I didn't have much questions. I mean, there was, same amount of questions I would have, as I did for cast away, which I told you about, I'm actually a huge fan of cast away. I never was. But in terms of those style of films, zombie films as well, I have those exact same questions. And that's just, I think, the genre. And so I just assume that's how it is, because I always assume I'm smarter than the person in the movie. True, but like for all is lost with Robert Redford or cast away, there weren't any moments in there where I thought, that's not believable. I believed everything I was watching. I haven't seen those. Yeah, but I will say this, you know, the moment where he's going to eat the cockroach, and I thought that was great to include in the story, The Hallucination. I thought that was really great, the survival guy coming into the place. Yeah. But the best cockroach eating scene, in my opinion, in cinematic history, is Nicholas Cage in Vampire's Kiss. Which Vampire's Kiss, have you ever seen that movie? I don't watch Vampire's Kiss. You won't watch Nick Cage. I know. Vampire's Kiss is one of the corkiest, funniest, dumbest movies you'll ever see. And it's because of how insane Nicholas Cage gets. He's a guy who has convinced himself he's turning into a vampire. That sounds like Nick Cage. And he's freaking out, because he doesn't want to be the undead. But he really thinks it's happening. So he starts doing vampire things. So it starts with him doing, you know, staying up late. And there's this moment, and if this was Nick Cage's idea, the scene, just look it up. Nick Cage eating a cockroach. The scene will pop up. It's a real cockroach. And it was Nick's idea to do it. He eats a cockroach on camera. Could you eat a cockroach? I could. There's very little I couldn't do on camera. Like, if we just did it right now, it would be much harder than if I'm around everybody in production, and I know the whole studio, and like, if you're working with Vishal Bhardwaj is standing there, and you're doing the film with Radhika Apte and Nawazuddin Siddiqui, and everybody's depending upon you to eat the cockroach, no question I'd eat the cockroach. No question. You? Yeah, I think the hardest thing would be... Would you take the role? Oh, no, this. Yes. No, nothing. I'm not talking film though. I'm talking film. If you were in this situation... Oh, I'd do anything. Yeah. Drinking the pee would be the hardest thing. I could probably eat the rat. I could probably eat the pig, obviously. I've watched enough Bear Grylls and I've done enough hunting that I'd drink in my own pee wouldn't be a big deal. Doing something like taking elephant dung and squeezing the liquid out of it to drink it, that I would do it, but man, would that be hard. I could, I would eat an eyeball because I know I could hydrate that way. So to survive, there's very few things I think I would ever look at in a life-and-death situation and say I'm not going to do that. But you never know until you're in a life-and-death situation. I don't know if I could drink my urine. That's gross. Yeah, easy. I could do that. I could do that right now if you ask me to. Gross. No, I'm not going to ask you to do that. Anyways, let us know what you thought about the film. Let us know what should be the next Rajkumar Rao film. He's got a lot and a lot of movies. We're going to watch all of them. That they're good, good ones. I don't know. You guys know which one's the good one? I don't. I know Shahid or it might be, it might be Shahid. Kapoor? No, he has a film. Oh, he has a film. I think it's with Hansel. Because it's Okar and Shahid. Okay. I think of the, I think they're similar stories as well. But I know he's done a bunch of... And he has a new one coming out that we just saw the trailer for. Yeah. Yeah. That horror one. It looks great. Yeah, it's the makers of Street. And Kaipoche with Sushant. That was one of their earlier films. Yeah, we need to see that one. Oh, there's Rajkumar. I'll show you a bunch. Let us know what should be the next Rajkumar Rao film we should watch down below.