 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're playing some Animal Crossing New Horizons. I'm sure many of you have been excited for this game, as have I. We're going to a deserted island, which is kind of fitting given the state of the world right now, so let's get going! Can we have your name and birthday? Sure. My name is Fecker. Yes, I'm fine with that. And my birthday is, uh, what day is it today? The 20th. Okay, my birthday is today. I hope I get a discount on this island vacation. Fecker, Fecker, let's see. My next step will be to take a picture. What? Okay, good, they're not taking an actual picture of me. I stayed up till midnight to play this, so I'm not really in a picture, you know, moon. Make me as pale as possible. I want to feel like it's actually me. No, I don't want Pac-Man's eyes. Give me something surprised. Yeah, look at that. Oh no, he is up to something for sure. I mean, I'm even wearing a burglar t-shirt, so I guess you could guess that before these shifty eyes came into play. He looks like a five-year-old being shipped off to this desert island with the tooth out. I'll show you some maps and you can choose the best one. This all seems a bit odd. Like, maybe I am a criminal. Maybe I have that shirt for a reason, and I'm being shipped off with a new identity. If you could only bring one thing with you to a deserted island, what would it be? Can I pick Shrek? No, I can't. What the hell? I just saw something to kill. Yeah, I'll go with something to kill. But what the hell? They put a bag over my head. Okay, I'm definitely a criminal or something. They put a bag over my head, and I can hear propellers. Okay, I appreciate the family photo collage here, but I'd rather just skip and let me play the game. It was nice watching you play the game, but who wants to watch someone play a game? We're here. Wait, you're coming with me? What kind of travel agency is this? Did I pay for your tickets? Our fearless leader himself will be giving a presentation. What have I gotten myself into? It's Jim, isn't it? He's finally tricked me. Oh, my God, my purse is really stupid. I just started instantly walking into them. All right, where am I supposed to go to meet the dear leader? Oh, it's fucking you, isn't it? Wait, I'm getting a tent? Oh, is he not handing out those loans anymore? Wait, what is this? Am I thinking? There we go. I didn't realize I'd have to stay in a tent, you see. Let's just walk around saying that. Yo, I'm Rory. I don't like you immediately. I think he wants to put his tent here. Not before I do. Grab the tent. Grab the tent. Yeah, sorry, this is where my tent goes. You can go somewhere else. Wait, where did he go? Hopefully he just left the island. He sings since I've done scouting, I can help the others. But like, I literally just walked a few feet and placed it on the ground. There we go. I hope that got my message across. I'm hoping they'll just ban me from the island, then I can just go home. I'll pick a spot for you. Yeah, no problem. I'll do it. Yeah, place it down here right next to me. If everyone's close, then we don't have to walk and explore nature to talk to each other. We can just shout abuse at each other from our little tents. Oh my God, you are terrifying. I don't like you at all. I think the spot will do the trick. Oh, no, I won't. I'll find you a spot. Why would you trust my person? They're still wearing the prison clothes. Why is that guy brushing the dirt? He's a fucking idiot. We must maroon him on another island. Let's kick him into the sea. I'll investigate the peach-like items growing in the trees. I suspect they're peaches. Well, aren't you a genius or safe on the island with you? Look at them just sweeping around us to get out of the cutscene. Are we going to name the island? Feck Rory. Call it Feck Rory. We're all going to say our ideas. Feck Rory. Let's just shout randomly. Everyone's clapping. Even Rory's like, I'm just happy to be mentioned. Yeah, Rory's gone nuts. He's getting off to the shit. Could you please say a word or two as the new spokesman for your neighbors? Should I say a word or two? That would be funny to be fair. That would be good. I am partial to a howdy though. No, let's say a word or two. All right, let's do it. No, you guys. They're just talking about me like I'm a god or something. Is this what this is? Is this what the fire is for? Can we sacrifice Rory? Why the hell would you bring your newborn child to this island, you irresponsible mother? Why the hell did he give me a leaf? Is this a nudist colony? Is that my fig leaf so we can get nude? I'm going to bed. I can't listen to this. God awful music anymore. This poor guy did absolutely nothing wrong. Oh, yes, a radio for the propaganda. I don't have a bed. Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Camping cot. Okay, that'll do my mistake. What I thought was a leaf is actually a bed and I'm just going to plunk you right in front of the door. Okay, I actually cannot access my door now. Help fire hazard. There we go. Sleepy time. Looks like a sacrificing altar or something. It's just right in the middle. Oh, this is a nice dream. Usually mine are more demented than this. Jesus Christ, who needs drugs when you got this? That dog is talent. Like, I wouldn't eat him. Like, not that I'd eat any dog. Like, I wouldn't. I was just saying like, I wouldn't eat him. I wouldn't do it. Oh my God. Can I get a moment's peace? I literally came to a deserted island. I don't want you bothering me at every second. Wait, he's saying I slept the whole day. I mean, it is nighttime again. I literally slept for like 24 hours. It's your very own nuke phone so I can track where you are. What's she doing with that net? Is she looking for Rory? It's your itemized bill. What? You've been billing me this whole time? He's charging me for the phone that he just gifted to me. Are you owe you 50 grand? What kind of phone is this? Drop the net on him. Drop it on him now. Go ahead. We can all get out of this. Oh, you wimp. This is ridiculous. Don't celebrate. Don't do that. You've been scammed. I bet I paid for him and his old fecking family to come out here. I'm gonna send this picture to Rory. Just slide it into his tent. There we go. Now, I want to note this is like do not approach armed and dangerous so that he'll never talk to me again. Call rescue service? Yeah, get me off this fecking island. I got it. This is fecker of feck Rory, right? Yeah, I hate that guy. That's the big idea. They realized that I don't have any money to pay for this service. He's gonna put me wherever he chooses because I'm not paying. I think I'm being kidnapped. Okay. He just dropped me like 10 feet away. That's fine. Angling for perfection. I should go fishing. I should talk to my neighbors every day, catch some bugs and plant some flowers. Why does the exterior decorator goal have a noose as its picture? Nuke is a bad dude and I can edit my passport. Yeah, let's edit it. There we go. A top-down view. It just looks like your coconut. I don't think this is legal. Is anyone going to celebrate the fact that it's my birthday? There's nothing up here. Celebrate special events and more. Yeah, celebrate me. Hi fuckers. It's me. Big nuke. It's fecker's birth. Get them gift. Big nuke. Fecker. It's signed twice. I'm going to draw a smiley face because I mentioned that's what he'd do. Or actually maybe an angry face to really persuade them. There we go. It looks just like him. All right, there we go. The others are on like nice little papers and everything and they got little birds on them. And then there's that one. For some reason I don't think they're going to believe it was the same person. There we go. There's another note. Fuck off the island Rory. Kangaroo lady and a little middle finger for him. There we go. I wish I didn't sign these though. That's a bit of a problem. Someone give me a birthday gift. Oh, I'm getting a text that must be for my birthday. Customize the profile. Oh yeah, I get a reward for that. Okay, I'll take it. What about for making a post? That should get me some reward. Yes, they did. I need to make a custom design for one of the rewards. So I'm trying to make something that's kind of like abstracty. Like that's really artsy and it's probably going to go over your head, but it's actually going to be really good. Yeah, I like it. That's really nice. Name your design. Design pattern. Yeah, that's fine. That's what I was actually going to call it anyway. So that's just a coincidence. It's not laziness. Wow, that looks great. Oh my God. Oh, there's Nuke. He's rewarding me for this just to stop encouraging me. All right, let's go visit Rory. I'll just scare the shit out of him. It's 1 a.m. in this game. Must be sleepy time. But like, how am I supposed to interact with them? It's not my fault that I stay up for no reason at 1 a.m. It's the time as we live in, okay? We can't leave the house anyway. Hey, the person who was a kid is actually up. Turn off her light. Go to bed. I was thinking about how to thank you and I came up with a recipe for a leaf umbrella. Could you not just have made it for me? Trying to drop a subtle hint that it's my birthday so I can get a gift. Hey, turn that off. That's better. Thank you for listening to my authority. She's just like, is that blood on his face? Try to push her out of her tent. It's not working. Oh, I wish Rory was awake. He's fun to torment. I got mail though from Nintendo. Oh, that's sad. Wait, they gave me a Nintendo Switch. Okay. Oh, I like Nintendo actually now. I get inside. Gonna play my Switch on my Switch. Wait, it's a DIY recipe to make a Switch? Okay. Oh, no, it's not. Okay, good. I was like, how am I supposed to make a Switch out of some leaves? Oh, it even makes the noise. What games do I have? Do I have Minecraft? Nope. It's fucking bricked. It got damaged on the way, obviously. All right, I'll just leave it on. Hope it comes on again. It's probably gonna go on fire and burn my tent down. Where is Mr. Nuke? He needs to teach me how to make things. Oh, he's gonna teach me how to make a fishing rod. Yeah, that'll actually help me. Thank you. The first useful thing you've done since I got here. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, dude. It's just a bit of string in a branch. Calm down. You didn't make a flimsy fishing rod. That is a lunchbox. Oh, there's a cardboard box in here. Yeah, that's mine. I'm taking it. I lost that earlier. I don't know what that's good for, but it's mine now. I literally took it out through a cycling bin, so I don't think anyone wanted it anyway. Fish. Okay, fishing rod. Yes. No, you missed it. Come back. Get the fishing rod, please. No, you're going the wrong way. All the fish are stupid on this island, or else it's really smart, and they know I'm just trying to catch them. Okay, that landed on you. Come on. You must have heard that. Get it. Get it. Go on. Go on. Oh, yes. Wait, what do I do? What do I? Okay, I got him. Panicking always gets me what I want. For the leaf umbrella, I just need a clump of weeds, but do I really want to be caught using a faking leaf umbrella? I can make a fire. Maybe if I set up next to Rory's tent, it might work out. All right, let's find some branches and make ourselves a net. I'm just waiting for one of these to fall on me and kill me. I think that's actually a lot more effective than running around and getting them. Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems pretty decent. All right, I'm going to make fire inside his tent with this hammer and spanner. That's it, folks. I've discovered fire. Oh, my God. Nuke and that kangaroo lady left really abusive messages on there. That's weird. Yeah, odd. I should probably show them the Rory just so like he knows. I just think that's the right thing to do. Come out. Smacking the side of his tent. There we go. I'll start a fire next to him. Hopefully that'll lose something. Wake up. I don't think there's going to be any bugs out at night. Is there unless there's fireflies? But honestly, if there were fireflies, I would not believe my eyes. Wait, there's a moth. Choose to believe it's a moth and not a butterfly. Moths are cool. Yes, I caught a moth. I caught a moth and I had a ball doing it. Would you say you had a moth ball? Oh, the island madness is sinking in. I mean, this all could be hallucination. I could just be stranded like I'm imagining there's a kangaroo mom with her son and a weird lion that the whole town keeps abusing for some reason and I haven't been complicit in whatsoever. There we go. I'm just going out by the sea just shouting my problems. It's kind of a stress reliever. You know, it's therapeutic. What the hell is in that? Catch it. It must be a bug. Got him. Oh, I caught a moth. I caught a hermit crab. I think it wanted to be left alone and it just stuffs in my pocket. What do you want and what you get are two different things. I couldn't even find my leaf umbrella because there's actual leaves in there and then this picture from my leaf umbrella, which is clearly over exaggerating what I made. Like look at the state of this thing. Good thing it's nighttime and no one will see me wearing this thing. I'd be the one being bullied all of a sudden. The island would be renamed to feck fecker. All right, but I think that might be a good time to end. It's quite late as you can see, but yeah, the game seems really fun. I really like it. I mean, it's Animal Crossing. It's really therapeutic. You just go shout at the sea, you know, feck that Rory guy. But I hope you enjoyed the video. If you did, do let me know. I appreciate it as always and I appreciate you watching, but other than that, there's not much else to say. So all I'll say is bye for now.