 Hey, so I know these kinds of videos aren't everyone's cup of tea. So if this video is not for you, you can click away I'll see you next week. Hey friends that are down with weird shit. I'm going to make it's a little much at this point But the fourth one of these see I suck at video games like people keep requesting them because I know the people that like these Love them. They're fun. I like doing them There's no reason not to other than the fact that people that hate them vehemently hate them I downloaded some games on steam Julian is here mostly to laugh at me So here we go. I suck at video games for I'm not too loud at my ear. That's the volume This was suggested to me on Facebook, this is called I am bread any time I read a point in my life, I don't know the answer to something my answer is always bagel race, so please pick it What am I doing? You're racing a bagel. I'm trying to get in this Paws you're looking a little small. I'm gonna make you nice and Oh Just to follow these wheels of light who would have thought that you actually had to do something I don't know. I did it. It only took me three minutes, but I did it At used to finished. Wow. This game is trash. There's puns in here I've never laughed at a pun out of anything other than a courtesy. This is garbage back to the menu you come toast Why I die Edibility is going down You're 84% edible. It's not true. I would eat it. You're rockin Mess around with the analog sticks Analogs, what does that mean? It was an analog stick Yeah, I know what a joystick is feed yourself to the ants die gracefully. I'm not eating that I agree with them I am I will that's Disgusting 0g. All right. I'm here for 0g because I can't do anything with G. Giorgio Succolos. Where are you at? This has nothing to do with aliens. This is flying bread. No, it's ancient aliens. It's not making everything about aliens Do you see the chorus on spawning buttons? Yeah, so why don't you press them? I am. What the fuck you think I'm doing here? I come the fuck you bitch You versus the guy she told you not to worry about This is a great angle. Stay over here You know, it's my dream to make a Twitter account talking nothing but trash to NASA 24 seven Like this is doing nothing for me as a person I've slide into that closer like the DMs. You can't do it. This game is weird, but you also suck I give I am bread a fucking zero out of ten give him a one out of ten because they at least respected the five second rule There is no five second rule. You draw something just fucking eat it at your own free will okay? You're gonna be fine From what? Probably eating bread off the ground. That's a different kind of sick You like throw up sick people think you're gonna get like fucking something crazy from the ground Yeah, if you eat like raw chicken off the ground fine What if you raw chicken off a plate? Oh, I mean raw chicken Leave This game's up for me because I don't know how to play it and I can't play it I don't like it and I don't like what it stands for. I think you can eat food off the ground You know when I'm done with this I'm gonna shut this camera We're gonna yell at each other about this for like 15 minutes, but whether or not you're gonna eat things off the ground you can't Alright beepie this next game is good. How do you do it beepie? She's playing with dolls and she looks like she's having or are those normal-sized humans playing with the giant doll It says press any key Oh It's a generic house literally been nothing Okay, oh hell yeah Y'all want a sister or what there's only one way to get good at sex and it's to do this I do a windmill into her butt Yes, that was a good one. What can I say? I'm fucking seven and a pro at doing it hundred fifteen times Might have done You might have done sex you should put his head in the outlet behind you your mom's worried and she's shocked that you're playing with toys But you gave them to me to play with Yeah, this game is cool for like five minutes just like sex Oh What Are you kidding me? Have you raised that number at least one minute? I'm kidding. I like to fuck All day forever Speaking of my day job, how about some genital jousting? I'm gonna online multi-peen hold up to consent. Don't consent You have to You're playing on my account My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god What Each other no, you're supposed to get him and not let him get you oh, I thought you're supposed to like I think I can I would read genital jousting 10 out of 10 Great game. Everyone always asked me to play octodad on the stream. So I've never played it on the play Do you reckon baby time to get married baby ladies and gentlemen everyone welcome to the stage cinnamon I want to go down in a dead man tip me He's on leg is the pole Ladies and gentlemen, welcome cherry to the stage She's making her way through the crowd my goodness cherry's really working hard Me Yo, who if you saw stripper doing this tell me you wouldn't fucking be impressed. I'm not waiting until tonight Maybe bring that in you know ready pull this girl will you marry me? Fuck yeah, I am where are my piece of shit kids there they are Fuck you Fuck you too. Not now. Damn it. Dad. He's trying to have his 2 p.m. Drink Look at these sick moves My wife is so annoying can this be octodivorce yet? Bring milk jug to stacy in a way Are you stacy, you know Pour it right on her fucking head Are you doing the splints while she does dishes? Excuse me wife, where's your cup at? Cream it for How do I drink so? Is this drink? Am I drinking? Is this caffeine? Kid came on shit to me and my wife won't stop this game is pretty dope I like octodad, but damn it's my family annoying I can't wait to leave them talented male stripper the world has ever seen I don't think you should assume octodad's gender 10 out of 10 for octodad 10 out of 10 I'm gonna play just cause this is julian's game and he said don't fuck up my game Why are you so kind of just like looking around in video games? I don't know Oh, you're like, oh, it's making me cringe. What's wrong with what I'm doing? Fuck with me fuck with me. I'm here to suck your dick No, what? Great question. Goodbye everybody Why can't I shoot my gun underwater? It's almost as if it's a gun. Why can't I go up there? Turn the right stick Hi, can anyone help me kill myself? Hi, can you help me kill myself? Yes, thank you You're sick. Why am I sick? Can I leave the game like this? All right, well that was just cause um, I like it I give it a 5 out of 10 because you can just jump up somewhere high and then kill yourself I don't know what I'm doing now, but I'm leaving so make sure you subscribe to my channel I put out new videos every Wednesday slash Thursday also friendly reminder You have until January 15th to get these pop sockets before they're gone forever Uh, but yeah, I will see you guys next week. And if this week wasn't your cup of tea, I will see you next week Okay Because sometimes I just want to kill myself off a bridge with a grappling hook and Penetrate other penises penis holes. How did I do today? Goodbye, you actually are getting better at video games, which I think it's because you play once a week on stream True. We have a twitch stream. We stream every week, but yeah, you still suck Fucking you suck All right