 Hello and welcome to the super chat catch up for golem lord of ring Lord of ring golem the most shocking of e-fab streams where it took place in a completely different day at a completely different time and Yet people were interested in watching a little goblin man die over and over again Gotta give the people what they want you know That's what they want So it was it was one of the Most fun things to watch I laughed a great deal. That was a very enjoyable afternoon. It was fun morning morning I don't know I said afternoon probably morning. It was a very enjoyable morning for me It was fun in the sense that it'll have like me metal and as all seeing parts of each other's playthroughs That we may not have seen or you know watching in fun as part of our own again But then also having yourself fraying and Theo being almost completely unaware They're just seeing this stuff in the wild for the first time just wow, you know, what a game And can't wait for the sequel But yeah, we're gonna check out the the old messages We've been sent the old super chance and gonna give them the answer runes So we'll start with a Tuesday e-fap Nani It's something strange, but golem was worth it right is a spice of life Golem isn't afraid to buck social trends and conventions No, he's very much into the whole, you know, he's progressive He likes to provide some new experiences explore new areas of life and look what he provided and we can only wish for a sequel Maybe we won't get it. Who knows? Imagine that dev team are not gonna look forward to announcing the next project especially if it's anything like the first one Do you think they'll say that you think they'll release the apology before the game next time We're sorry for how bad this thing is it's like no one's played it yet. They're like shut up You know You survived but at what cost through The soul was was torn away just a bit from each of us at least the ones who played it Hi, my name is gay actor Michael Douglas between snake man and snake man dot exe whose design do you prefer? Okay, who's snake man? snake man exe Dot exe Snake man like a digimon or something MMK MMKB fandom snake man dot exe Here's snake man dot exe Let me get snake man Yeah, I'm seeing Though these are I don't know. Yeah, I guess that one snake man Yeah, I've got snake you post snake man. I'll post exe. This is what I'm finding for snake man. I Don't know if it's accurate. I think that that's what I was getting to Let me copy It would be snake man dot exe. Yeah mine was having some tism. That's what I got Yeah, okay, so which do we prefer? So let's see the first snake man Really is like a snake man. He's a dude. He's got a little gun on his arm like Mega Man Hmm, but he's sort of like a snake but not really But kind of you know, he's got a head in the tail But like the limbs and everything the second one is definitely more snakey. They're all legs going on there He's a cobra coming out of a jar, you know, and at least in his arms I like as well The second one the exe one the one coming out of the pot. Yeah, I prefer that one. Yeah, I like the second one as well I was more creative Yeah, it does same more creative. Yeah, he's keeping with that sneaky thing All right You didn't ask for this you didn't want this but all of a sudden you're a golem Yeah, I actually played as golem throughout the entire adventure is crazy role-playing Are you gonna play through again and go to and get the smiggle endings? Oh well metal did so I sold all that It's all good. Oh gotcha. Gotcha. It'd be cool if there was a third option some other personality like in Moon Knight Like a murderous one that we don't know about just weird I was I was actually just thinking about Moon Knight earlier and how that show had potential But it just disappeared and no one ever talks about it. Nobody talks about it Coming out, but nobody talks about it. Nobody cares about it. It's just dropped off the face of the planet We know if there's another we get in season two for that. I think so Y'all here for my 3 a.m. Duty makes life easier There you go, there were even plenty of people who are like, wow, this is the perfect time for a new fab Yeah, there's way more than just you guys picking up everything ruining it Hello, okay, there's another one. My name is gay actor Michael Douglas between the designs of star man and star man dot EXE which do y'all prefer I'll do the second if you grab the first grab star man Assume these are all from mega man. I don't know. I think they're mega man. Yeah No, there he is This one's very much exactly what you might expect of just our man He's a man. He's got some stars and this is star man dot exe I will say I don't like either of these. I don't like either of these either But if I was to pick one again, I'd probably go for the exe one I think that giant star like on his torso and the the first one. I don't know man. Just It's huge. It is huge This is silly factor to it, I guess. Yeah Strange to It is strange with that first one. I'm thinking like how does it be moves his head left to right? How does that even work? It looks like the star would block And yeah, I still think I'm gonna go with the first. Oh I Still the second one almost seems like the star is tacked on in it. I Don't know something about it looks like a weird alien kind of creature But the first one really is like a star man. Yeah, but is that is that what we're appealing to is like Oh It like what what is what makes the design that it best captures the namesake or that it's The best design in and of itself Well, I think that applies to it to a degree like the like the snake man from earlier Yeah, the second one doesn't just there's not like a The second one just doesn't say star to me, you know, like there's a star in the tail and he's got that thing on his forehand Could you make the argument that the the sort of shape for the head is meant to be like evocative of a shooting star? I don't care why star man gets to get away with saying like oh, this is good for stars Like this is also tacked on they literally just they put stars on it. Yeah I think I think like the knee pads and the elbow is like Alex. All right in on the Like like that's the thing. Yeah, that's the weak part But even the knees and elbows like they don't seem practical. They're just stars Yeah, I think I definitely think the exe one The only thing about his outfit that I kind of buy is the star shape of his the gun like hole like the idea is like Oh, that's yeah, that feels more incorporated. The rest of it's just stars are on him Just doesn't seem like there's I mean it doesn't seem like there's some sort of a cohesive The fact that he's kind of alien he doesn't take away from it, I think star man could could be an alien, right? I Just kind of prefer the first Sure, but like are you gonna address those counter arguments or not really? It's just sort of I just don't feel that strongly about it And I don't think that either of them is really very good at all Yeah, I'm leaning towards the first one. I kind of wish I had a context for them I think that would make me choose because the one place I could see star man not star minute.exe now star man thriving is in this like I don't know just just like maybe a Fair or some kind of thing where he's like a mascot or an amusement guy and he's just trying to make ends meet He's like I'm the star man. Look at me with all my stuff Yeah, it's like the Joker of his world and he's just you know the suits not great But that that that builds towards like he made it all himself. He's just trying you know star man.exe I could see him fitting into maybe a game where a bunch of Digitalized aliens arrived or something. He's one of them. I wouldn't have much of a problem with him I'd be like oh look at him. There he is. Oh Yeah, I don't really know it's hard to choose in a neutral manner But I think I'd have more compliments to the design of star man.exe. I think I'm there too. Yeah, but I don't think either of them are strong. Mm-hmm. Well Perhaps we'll get more who knows maybe This just says you liar I Know Chun you I maybe they're addressing someone else. I just I just don't know You have to license each ring individually You might have to maybe unironically you might actually have to I don't know Golem was an allegory of homeless drug abusers who work in Amazon warehouses story Through better than rings of power There needs to be more grammar in that sentence because I'm confused with the stop That's a little confused as to that one as well But yes, also play Deus Ex you massive high rag Hello, maybe I will which one which one's the one I should play the first one or So you should play the first one I would say that you should play human revolution and mankind divided people are a lot more iffy about Invisible war I'm gonna be a human revolution and I quite liked it. I need to go back You gotta play human revolution first you gotta play it before Man kind divided because that game has a lot of like small quality of life improvements to the gameplay that make it harder to go back to human revolution at least from a gameplay perspective AC Oh La my name is again gay actor Michael Douglas. What's the meme here? What's happening? I think Michael Douglas is I think he's just a big fan of the show It might be just one of them really let us know that he was gay, which is fine with me I don't care. It's good for you. You go nuts Michael. Yeah, go get those nuts I'm here to ask a very very important question between guts man and guts man dot exe Who do you like more? Well, well, should I find guts man? Yeah, I'll get guts. I'll get guts man dot exe Constantly comparing like the characters from the Mega Man games. This is all from the same account Okay, you do yours. I'll do mine. Well, there's There's an older guts man and then a newer guts man, but they're kind of similar. So we'll just go with Another one that matches the first three Two that we did anyway. Well, that's guts man. I Think this is gonna be I gonna go with the second one Like guts man dot exe Yeah, I think that Unfortunately for the first guts man that face is a is a terrible blight on the rest of the On the rest of the design It's not that I don't mind it's bubbly and everything like that really soft edges But I don't really see what kind of a character they're getting through here, but the second one has this mechanical Sort of brawler look to him like his arms can extend and punch really far He's a he's a puncher. He's a fighter and he just looks really really industrial and mechanical like a robot And I kind of I kind of dig it Maybe I need to know more about these characters know why the cold guts man, but yeah, I prefer the second Opinions bring me. I already said I prefer the second one more Yeah, and you're like, you know The color scheme for the first one is Garrosh That's what I would say. I know right the the reds and the yellows are too bright I think the yellows are okay. I think the reds are too bright It's it's just it looks a bit tacky than the the exe one seems way more like thought out Time to sit back and lock balls boys feel bad that you guys can see the the context for that one, but that's okay Maybe we could get a smough game where it turns out he did leave the mountain before the Hobbit So he could rescue Princess Leia from a clown person. Oh nice. I hope you need maybe they'll do it What do you guys think of the movie pans labyrinth high rags? Hello, I have not seen it. I liked it a whole bunch. I haven't seen it a while Oh, I have heard it's not my stuff neat Guillermo del Toro film that has a bunch of really cool special effects in it Jump King but Gandalf Don't want to make of that. All right Hiya evap, my name is wait a minute another gay actor from Michael Douglas. Oh my god. Oh, he's wow. He is gay All right, we'll do that one But a bit this loads of them actually, okay Well, we're we're gonna have to we might have to put you on a limit Well, yeah, I don't want to just be comparing like Mega Man characters forever. We did three. It's pretty good Three is I mean three is one thing, you know. Yeah All right, well, I'll move it around Good morning to all and hail Good morning. Hey doing You fap on a Tuesday, what bizarro world is this the only time and date we could get all the peeps for and We really need to have Jay Longbone too, but we were unable to get her as well They would have thrown out the entire thing So in terms of like that was the one slot we had and it was when Americans are Fast asleep except rags Yep Yeah, oh my gosh, was that a motherfucking force spoken reference Wow that just happened Yeah, I just played God was my freaking hands It's kind of a crazy bit like a meme video or no It wasn't a meme video became a meme but like a little promo video on Twitter like totally derailed that game It did that's probably the most damage a little clip as I've done for video game I think sorry It's it's kind of crazy it derailed the game that studio was shut down and folded into Square Enix There's no way they're making another one like it's it's yeah I don't think it uh, because they that that was the studio that made the Proprietary engine that they'd been using for like Final Fantasy games for a while I don't think they're gonna be using that anymore either. So yeah, it's just it's all it's all finished It's all Oga now because of a really Bad dialogue in a clip We're running a video game. Hey listen what I've learned about video games Is that your characters having really bad cringy dialogue can kill the rest of the game? Oh, I think what happened with Wolfenstein The young blood that game was a fine game and it actually looked really good But the characters that you played as were horrific cringe and they were such a Big part of the experience was dealing with those two characters as two sisters that it just it's like It was like this slimy coating over the entirety of the experience And it really put people off from the get-go because of how just Ringe it was to hear them talking back and forth all the time So you're on a risk when you have your video game characters talk if what they have to say interesting Yes, no you really do though. You do. Yes. It's like when your characters talk you're you're risking it Well, it's just an understanding that Unlike with something like films where everybody's there to see the story play out Not everybody who picks up a game that has a story is necessarily as Interested in engaging with that story as they are with the gameplay and if the characters talk and They have something interesting to say then you'll be okay But it's kind of up to the writer to determine how interesting their dialogue really is, you know you can be very yet distracting and Even it can even go further than that sometimes Well, and if the audio you know the lines repeat like if you don't record enough lines and then the dialogue repeats That's really fucking annoying gun rhymes are fun for a reason stranger Wow in the case of my in the case of the merchant he he was Each line was so wonderful that it's okay if he repeats Generally, it's pretty annoying when the characters repeat the same line over and over and over again. Yeah Hi ranks hello Whistles. Oh, hey, it's e-fap. My name is gay act another one. Wow You got me there with the the the whistling part. Oh my god at metal. Let's hope they put our tax money to good use. Ah I don't think so Like if the studio makes another game, they can't really something like this, right? That's that's got to be unacceptable. You really something really good second I feel like this one is still gonna have a big ol hit on them like No one's forgetting they made this But they could get themselves a redemption story, maybe Yeah, maybe maybe I doubt it. It was inevitable. I don't know what they're referring to but yes Big thanks to all of you for providing some of the best entertainment I've had the pleasure of consuming the last couple of years. He is hoping you'll stream there next release Yep, I think we're all on board with that There's there's just it's too fascinating to watch how something like that can be created So and then charge that much for it. It's just absurd. How does that even happen? We're supposed to have systems in place to prevent that. Oh Well, it's seven in the morning shift just started and what do I find a group of Tuesday morning Massive's glad to be here lads. Oh Glad you're glad you're here as well. Thanks for showing up Golem greater than Ragnarok solely because of Az's face It does give you an emotional experience of a kind very unique one Definitely have a kind a Fringled my name is gay actor. Wow. It's another one. Wow Real golem fan. Oh, this is a different question though. It says as a black nerd Do you wear leather jackets in the summertime? No, I Mean that'll be way too fucking hot for me. Yeah That's Speaking of games Starship Troopers extraction has 16 player co-op e-fap gaming as I said, it's pretty fun That's pretty good. You know, if maybe one of us goes and gives it a test Have a little look see Lock balls Naturally over the years. I've come to love this unruly clown world of ours We do get some fun surprises and then some daunting ones, but you know, I Like the fun ones when they come up Surprise e-fap chat won the argument. We can talk candidly now. My precious balls are locked when is breeding time Also, thank you to my Ukrainian friends. They spelled that wrong. I don't think that wasn't in the videos At the end it says thank you to our Ukrainian like staff who you know Develop this game despite being in a war or whatever, but they spell Ukrainian wrong Really a game come it really that game was during a war. I Think it's it's just it's just infinitely embarrassing to spell the fucking word wrong when you're trying to Cheese Sins won the argument Yeah, the sins wins wins, but who knows That's a good movie Also watching all of you guys play this game was a truly an amazing amount of fun Thanks Wombos and go to trungos, of course Thanks for watching a Precious shilling for the golem meter Now it's the goal is the goal made of measure How much golem something is It's like it's like that so Raven I Guess I'm what is the unit of measurement like the golem represents You know like what is it? What does it measure and how big or small is it relative to other more known units of measurement? I think it's intuitive, isn't it? We're sure but like not everybody has intuition. I guess and they're the ones that get filtered out They're not ready for the golem meter Returning fan whose wife watched Lord of the Rings huge success and she's playing the halo campaign with me now Can you find gents help me convince her to watch arcane after she'd scared it's anime-ish? Don't worry I don't even know what anime-ish means, but arcane is Really great. You just got to get it to agree to the first three as long as she agrees to the first three And then you can say you can bow out if you want But if you watch the first three and goes oh now then and divorce It's and I got I understand her her fear of things that are like anime, but it's not like anime all the things that you hate anime for This doesn't have it. It's like I don't like anime. I just don't understand what that means Pro-referring to the worst of anime tropes, but it's super annoying characters very on-the-nose super direct dialogue meant for children Lazy art style come at me. Oh come at me This is I'm not involved in this. This is I would go on for lazy animation before lazy art styles with a lot of Yes, yes, I will amend that to say lazy. Yeah But yeah, everything that you know the things that would make you cringe and everything about anime which was a great deal It's not an arcane arcane is well above that Animation is so good. I can't wait to see season two just for the expressions Absolutely, I would never sully the Reputation of arcane by implying it was an anime Rax say something nice about anime now You know anime is great because it brings so many people together who otherwise wouldn't have social groups or friends to hang out with Damn it say another nice thing You know what anime is an excellent way for companies to make money and it adds to the economy and it helps keep this wonderful civilization going One more nice thing to make three Anime once I saw anime on the street one time and he said that he really liked my Eyebrows, and I said thanks anime you are a kind person for saying that I think that one makes any sense, but you know cuz I don't know if anime is a person, but I'll buy it You wouldn't lie to me. I Wouldn't lie to you. The Lord of the Rings game could be cool I recently read the Silmarillion and there's a lot of cool and interesting stories What a waste the best Lord of the Rings game is Lego Lord of the Rings also play little nightmares. Hi rags hello, I Mean, uh, yeah, there's shit tons of Lord of the Rings games. I never played Shadow of Mordor, but I know people like that, right? Yeah, I hear good things about Shadow of Mordor here. It's pretty neat. Hmm. I don't I never played war in the north That was a like Xbox generation one, right? I think you 16 heard of that one. That was like a co-op game wasn't I Have no idea. They just there was a war in the north and that game is about it. I guess I Yeah, it's pretty to the point on that front. I'm very intuitive about those sorts of things. I can just detect that about the title alone Hail what a nice surprise on a Tuesday morning. Yes Well rather How about a Mandalorian bounty hunter video game you could they won't I don't want to play as a Mandalorian I mean that was what I was 1313 was gonna be before it got cancelled The thing is if they made a Mandalorian game, no one would want them to make it so that you play as actually Mando Not really like some people like yeah Mando and they get bored after an hour like no you want to play your own thing What like your own Mando that you can customize and yeah Just loads of dialogue options loads of missions you can take and they all determine what kind of person you are The longer you go give them a multiple-ending game whatever just just a normal game make a game The thing is now if you pitch me like any kind of Star Wars game right now It's I don't know. It doesn't really do anything for me. What about those lightsabers and blasters? Well, I feel like people really I'm talking about that new Star Wars Jedi game pretty quick Yeah, no one talks about that shit. Well Alcastus Cool think I've heard Lord of Ring Golem equals log Yeah, say that for short you guys play log I'm a logger. Oh, yeah, I'm a logger. Are you a real log fan and a real log fans and chat Hey all Mola, can we speak candidly now? Would you mind if I drowned the creature rags in the river by rags? Peace oh my goodness gracious that would be difficult because I'm an excellent swimmer And then they say also high-fringled also high rags is Hello What an odd super-chit that is an odd super-chit You think a movie CSB get a higher objective score after a sequel comes out No, because that that would like so to give an example Does TFA improve as a film if TLJ was really good? It's like well technically no it shouldn't get credit for How a set up is paid off it should get credit for how good the setups are Yep, I think that's probably it seems like doing trying to do it any other way It's just gonna lead to a lot of confusion and inconsistencies. Yeah And and of course it all you know It's like how do we account for stories that had that were potentially gonna get sequels They didn't and then I don't know the writer says like well, this is what I was gonna do, right? kind of an amazing example this is TLJ when it's on its own has the huge Kamikaze problem and Then and it makes it an enormous hole and then Rise of Skywalker says no no no It's an enormous contrivance. It's a it's really unlikely not impossible and so I don't even know what to do with you know what I mean. It's like does that make TLJ better It's like well. No, it's still a hole in TLJ them saying it's it's a contrives doesn't change anything Yeah They never explained how it would be a contrived like how is it one in a million? I don't know Because you got to just try and run away from it like you can't can't deal with that There's another thing TLJ fans say that like Rise of Skywalker what they said that doesn't make sense It wasn't one in a million who was like a guaranteed hit like oh, okay Astor and it's TLJ's fault that one Yeah, you're only your only choice as a writer is Really, you probably only real choice was that one in a million line even though it's a shit One of the most difficult things to ever repair as a writer is the hyperspace kamikaze. What in the world can you do? It was all in a huge Thing everyone imagined it didn't actually happen. That's just you just thought it did Look at the light Would you rather one play Lord of Ring golem again once or two play the last of us two again, but three times But it's gonna be golem. I'll be way quicker. We'll golem shorter, right? Yeah Well, yeah, we watch every phase four and five movie again Again, I'm gonna go Time component needs to be you know Dude check out option for watch Lord the Rings trilogy extended editions, but you can never watch them again fuck that Never do that. Yeah, it's not a real It's play golem again Actually, if I can stream it and I'll tell everybody I was forced to Although I'm going golem golem hard mode. I probably actually try and find all the collectibles in that run That question interesting because it's like I see what you were going for but that time component man Like the last of us two is like really important. Yeah Three times all the last of us to holy fuck If you said play it once I might play it. Yeah, I probably choose a lot of us to I've forgotten it more But then it that's actually a more interesting one because I know that game depresses and annoys me while golem Like it annoys me, but I'm amused as well, right? I'm like shouting at it with it Whatever, but last was to I feel like remember all the shit they did You know, maybe I should What the fuck is this e-fap on a Tuesday? I don't think so. Well, it happened. Well, it did happen So you think so wrong? Yeah Imagine if we were able to play a VR vision of golem Crawling around on the floor VR you have to do. Yeah, like the Benedict Cumberbatch Yeah, exactly and crawl around gotta commit to the role Yes, and you including arguing with yourself, you know when you're doing those I can't what kind of mechanic is that you are making the golem decision So you need to commit to smeagol to do this the fuck is that? They did that both ways. It was really funny. Just Depending on whatever you chose. There was as anybody would say there was the nuts and bolts of something in there They didn't do it very well nuts and bolts of something in there Who needed this who thought this game was a good idea Somebody thought they could make money of it No one thought it was good not even the people who made they knew what they were doing They must have played a video game before and thus does they know Eyes are not marbles. They're weird grapes. Hi rag Hi, they are kind of weird and weird grapes. That's a classic. I was sure Marty O'Donnell composed golem But after hearing it I had to confirm it was actually a different game called golem Existential crisis averted. Ah, yeah You're okay Roughly three hours into the new amnesia and I'm having a blast so far It seems that frictional have not opted to repeat the mistake of afterbirth Looking forward to watching the German play it. Yeah, I spoke to metal It's it sounds like it's a game. It's not like they've they've they've created a game first They haven't got some other goal in mind first everything else came after right so like mechanically they've got You know to change it up from other amnesias You've got a device that you have to charge to create light and it'll run out relatively quickly like a minute and a half I think you get and obviously charging it creates noise and that that will attract whatever creature slash creatures Maybe around it's like already that sounds like a good system to try and balance. I understand I think you have a gun with limited bullets that does like stagger Instead of killing and and you're locked in a bunker and you have to you know Go to place a to get a key for place B to get a thing that goes back to a to refuel to go to C To bubble bar until you finally unlock the big entrance. It's like, oh, that just that just sounds like a game That's nice that they made a game So far I think even with how much metal said he'd played He didn't really know exactly what the story was doing in terms of connecting to the wider universe or if they're gonna do that at all Calling it amnesia. I think you just got knocked on the head and that's why you have amnesia and that was something So it to me is already coming across as just a safer game that they've made compared to soma being a You know a completely different thing and then after birth, which I prefer to call it that being some yeah, whatever that was So yeah, as long as metal by the end of it says it was a good experience I'll play it for Halloween or something but not now. Yeah, I would really like to have you know that company doing okay I'd like them to make games that are really good again. That'd be cool Yeah, it'd be great because remember they made soma they made all that stuff And machine like if we got another machine my pigs I'd be happy. I just don't want to get whatever the hell after birth was ever again This stream is the therapy session mutually Moodle and as deserved And we got it and we're healthier for it What had the better soundtrack golem or batwoman? Probably golem probably golem. Yeah, I haven't really listened to it on its own to give it a better judgment But yeah, it's got to be gone surely The jack Murphy DLC for cuck simulator was better value. Is there an actual cuck simulator on steam? I'd imagine there probably is It sounds like something someone would have made simulator here Why did more do this out of all the games? Was it for Gary or was more just a masochist who plays just play Bunker molly and soma fringled Yeah, we'll both get around I I played golem because I have morbid curiosity. I had to know Ward Do okay now No, it's not quite there But good effort at Mola. I'm 65 and I've never played a video game, but this is pure entertainment Whenever the kids talk about the fortnight and what not this is what they're talking about mm-hmm. They're all like this This was voice acted by Randy circus I mean Andy circus Randy circus like some guy. They've spelled it circus like clown circus as well He was Randy circus Randy circus I like it Drinker thanked metal for the fact that he had a good visit to Berlin despite metal having nothing to do with it Does this mean the same logic applies that golem is metals fault? Yes. Yeah metals taken responsibility for it He has been he is being thoroughly disciplined You know, he's already apologized ahead of time for the next one, but what can you do? It's on the way I Know it's midnight there, but pretty sure fringled is asleep No, I wasn't quite I think he was enamored with the golems It was a fascinating game. That's for sure If you had the same game, but the dialogue was excellent throughout what would it be out of ten? If the dialogue was excellent throughout should we just cut to the if the story was amazing But it was that level of mechanics. Oh it get a bit of credit, but honestly, I think the highest it could get to was like a four Do you think it could get that high if the story was incredible like the best we'd ever come across? I'm not sure. I don't know it's um I It's a general rule of thumb I'd say like I don't know a game with If the gameplay is like really really really bad that like can get in the way big time I almost think that like a three is the highest you can get Because the gameplay in golem looked like fucking atrocious I don't know what I would say for like a number score. I don't think I could like board it on broken Which feels like it might just surpass like Like that's got to affect the ability to consume the story and the It's like it's it's more foundational when it's a video game isn't it if the if the mechanics are busted Yeah, it's almost like the Game, you know you have to play it the DVD was like scratched and it was jumping all over the place Well trying to like that's got a factor in if you were reviewing the DVD, of course not the film so to speak Yeah, that's not we'd need to find an example I don't know that one exists where they took Immense passion and execution in a story and then the game was made by someone who doesn't know how to make games like It's not impossible. It's just you know, I'll just say what we would write something like that. Yeah Yeah, but I Would I'd wager it's not high The suffering here brings me joy. Oh Oh, yo special Tuesday e-fap during finals. Thanks mues. No problem. Hope you had fun My husband was being a cave troll he got the new Street Fighter game and tricked me into thinking he got the golem game Now I have trust issues We'd read before that The this is the the wife that the husband was saying he was gonna make her play golem, but Hey, that's a good troll This sounds like a healthy marriage. Mm-hmm. It'll last a long time things will be great But this is so this is the truth it ends with I kind of wish he did get it so I could watch him suffer It's like there you go. You wanted that's the solid foundation Any relationship is built off of making people suffer with golem in this case making people suffer without getting golem It's like or without it in this case. Yeah Project 06 may now be a 7 out of 10. No exaggeration. I mean son Oh, sonico 6 they said they said 7 out of 10. Sorry. Yeah, which no Sonico 6 could be rated worse than golem because at least golem you rarely will ever get stuck But like I watched a game games play in grumps. Sorry no gumps In terms play sonico 6 and they got confused a lot of time to they had to consult the fucking walkthrough to Figure out where they were supposed to go and shit Yeah, that's one to consider like playing like if metal came over it But I just don't know if it would be funny or if it would be pain. It's hard to say One because there's like there's a lot of aspects to that game that make it really painful. Mm-hmm. I Think that's one of my least favorite Elements of like I get like when it comes to game frustration He's not knowing where to go and not even not not even getting lost Sometimes I kind of enjoy getting lost in a game because it's not often that you could really kind of be like Oh, wow, where am I? Where do I need to go? You know, it's like you're like you really don't know where you are And you're trying to put it all together. I'm talking about like what am I supposed to do? You feel you've switched everything you pressed every button you've talked to every person Yeah, like there's nothing that shit sucks so much in a game Maybe what they need is a golem city builder sim. Yeah, it would work You got like loads of worms and cockroaches and maybe some birds once you get to the late game You can have a little like mud huts and Antilles or whatever that's your little city is golem Make sure the trains run on time and yeah, you know, that could be a real interesting So yeah, say what you went about golem, but golem made the trains run on time I've snatched victory out of the jaws of victory. That is a rags quote Is metal gonna play the new amnesia also unrelated but the quarry supermassive base price is a hundred and ten Australian dollars. What the quarry? That's something that me and metal said we would play but we might do the next time Oh, that's the that's the new not game game thing. Isn't it like I'm told on I doubt it'll be worse than little hope, but you never know hope was Hocking abysmal that was really stretching what a game is. Mm-hmm So gear up for 22 superchats, I guess Not sure what they mean by that, but we might stream that at some point maybe and metal has streamed the new amnesia. Yes, he In fact, he's probably streaming. Oh No, he's gone now. So you won't see another one from him for another week I think I can't remember exactly what his availability is, but who knows what that'll mean By the time this is out He might be back by the time. This is how actually it makes sense We really have a whole world of untapped golem potential including a golem TV show There's just golem in the modern world running a TV show a talk show. Oh, that would be really cool Golem in the modern world and he's he's having guests on he's talking about what they're interested in Tonight show with a golem and Every once in a while, you know golem comes it was megal comes in with like an innocent question But golem comes in with a harsher one that you know, we've all been looking for the answer for we're like come on asking about the the budget the The thing on the thing if they thought they filmed with shit, you know, just stuff like that. It'd be great Yeah Golem is 20 hours want to know what's about 20 hours and much better Chrono trigger I've heard many many good things about Chrono trigger It's kind of withstood the test of time. It has a very good reputation. Yeah Mods for this game. I'm gay actor Michael Douglas. I Don't know if they were mods for it. Yeah, probably are but It's cool that Michael Douglas gay actor Michael Douglas cares about that. Yeah, that's very good. I like that Y'all seen the Riddick trilogy good for e-fat movies I've seen pitch black and Chronicles of Riddick. I've not seen the final movie I'm pretty sure I've seen all three, but I've forgotten the latter two more than I have pitch black I've seen the first two didn't say the third one, and I don't remember them well at all Hmm there you go Sonic's worst enemy is Sonic team's lack of talent It's it's People people get angry when you say it but like it's just true the sonic struggled when it ends at 3d it did it just has And there's no reason that it had to It's I would yeah It's I imagine that it's tougher to translate What Sonic was offering in 2d to 3d, you know, well the problem is it's like Mario Super Mario 64 was the product of like They spent a year just making Mario fun to control Like it's almost it's almost like in retrospect a minute make a golem from the control Well, I guess it's on on Mario and almost you look back and it's like yeah, Mario obviously translated well to 3d It's like dude Super Mario 64 like that wasn't like that was a those like really revolutionary, you know And it wasn't easy And I don't know like it just Sonic The reality is the sonic games I like the vast majority of them are the 2d ones There are very few of the ones that came out like since the turn of the millennium that I like And I don't know if it's well the people enjoyed sonic frontiers a bit, right? Yeah, I've sort of enjoy it for whatever that's worth But also that did not really look like it was complete Not not in the same way as like super broken or anything. It just doesn't look like it really did have that vibe of like a sort of a Emptiness project like a Like a sort of a bunch of these assets that feel like they're not really congruent like that They don't really form a cohesive vision, but I could be wrong. I haven't played it Yeah Yeah That's that's just a bunch of thoughts on Sonic that jog as a franchise before they're here for you Mm-hmm As molar and metal have survived something that very few have survived we few we happy few we band of brothers Congrats game, right? It was yeah Congrats on remaining sane ish. Thank you Well, I mean, I guess it's remains to be seen, right? Yeah, we'll see the damage Is on it'd be that behind that mask it's tears I metal he would say hi I Think the shadowy stealth golem with glowing green eyes It's supposed to be a reference to how he's described in the books when he's in darkness I'm sure it is Or in the Lord of the Rings movies when he's in darkness his eyes kind of give off that like that cat's eye Glint like when you're an animal in the headlights is a thing called execution and they did not nail it They should have just they had just done something easy that looked better and made him like Translucent where he gets like a kind of see-through a bit, you know, it was crazy the clips from shadow motor though We've thrown into that compilation it like Sort of jolted me into remembering like oh, yeah golem can be like threatening and scary Creepy have you seen yeah like like in the in the hobbit an unexpected journey There's the scene where Bilbo and golem have their meeting and golem is legitimately like he comes across as this little psycho that will kill you He's like unstable and threatening Because he's just kind of willing to do anything Especially when he realized he doesn't have his crack ring. That's the thing. Yeah, I got I almost got convinced That wasn't the case. Thanks to playing so much of that game He's this goofy little goobo running around going like No, man weird, but hey, well, I'll do it better next time Pair character flying in the air with a red cape and a smile on his face All right Was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on the way to work this morning. Thankfully. I had this to listen to you suffered So that I had joy. Thanks more. Oh Wicks out good. Thanks for suffering for us That's kind of interesting. Isn't it just like Stuck your work like oh, I'm gonna be late for work. Well, what's on the radio except, you know, what's on the YouTube's and then you watch People laughing at other people playing the game like yeah Feels like the devs lost the files of the finished game and decided to release the prototype vision It would be neat to know what the whole process was and whether or not they just they just decided not to make like not to care because it feels like Almost impossible to have made a game that shit with the amount of time they had so something else must have happened someone wrong Hello one last time this eFap from yours truly gay actor Michael Douglas. Oh, it's another gay actor Michael There he is. Hello gay actor Michael Douglas. Oh, we've got a grand total on many gay actor Michael Douglas is who are Asking for coverage of met tools for Mega Man Aquaman versus Aquaman.exe I assume it's another one got napalman versus napalman.exe Someone's asking for the assessment of a Yu-Gi-Oh card Which I think is a separate thing, so we'll probably drop on that one. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with Search man.exe for another one of the gay Michael Douglas gay Michael Douglas been sending in so many He's just so curious. He's a he's a golem. He's a golem. Enjoy a Chad golem. Enjoy her We did three of yours. Mr. Gay Michael Douglas. All right, and you don't mind doing them. Just only let's moderation I don't want to wow. It's just I want to do like 16 I don't mind doing it but again Moderation I appreciate you gay Michael Douglas. I just wanted to say that we do yes. We like the variety. It's it's one thing to say These two characters or this Yu-Gi-Oh card or whatever, you know, that's one thing Finally go to live eFap and catching up on the early streams of the toxic brood. Thanks the loss love all of you massives Well, thank you very much. Hope you're enjoying. Yeah, thanks very much. We're We're friends got some friendly block bowls emojis nice Yep, usually never get to see these it was a good time amigos glad you enjoyed so straight into amnesia bunker next Halloween I'll do that. All right, Halloween But metal's been playing it and you can check that out if you wish There isn't a candle man.exe yet. Hi. I'm gay actor Michael Douglas. He's still there. Oh, he's still gay At Theo did moldy let you know that the finger-bitten elf sounds like you Finger-bitten elf Oh, that might have been the case I think people making jokes for that in chat, but I I was just distracted with other stuff I'm afraid but Yeah, maybe Theo did some voice acting who knows Hi rags off bring it off and Mola off. Hello. We are on Bring it could you please read out some Jar Jar lines and your best Jar Jar voice have a great day Oh, yes. Now. This is a quality super chat more of these All right. Well, so wait, so what's the what's the line? They're asking you they're just with your preference. Whatever line you want Oh, I get the pick of the letter. You can't put me on the spot like that. Like what's there's so many classic lines from Jar Jar That's true Yeah, there's probably a database of Jar Jar line Then when it's like hey pick one it's it's always like, oh, no Wait, what what line? I know what you mean Fuck Pick one for me. Well, Moller. Do you show maybe we can pick some for sure? Okay? The classic we so go in home, right? Oh Damn I'm like No, I'm not me. I'm not in the headspace for voice acting not in the Jar Jar headspace I'm not in the Jar Jar headspace. Well, here's that's okay. Here's one, right? We all know this is a classic line. This is a classic Jar Jar line. I Remember that scene. I know right? How could of course we all do how could you forget it? It's funny you say that cuz like I am not that the inflections and everything I just like not in my brain right now like they're not It would be a it'd be very unconventional You use a very unconventional character. Yeah, I wouldn't want to give you Example because it would then taint your your interpretation of the character, you know And we just we assume that your memory works and you know Jar Jar, you know, I mean, you know You know Jar Jar classic character waiting for we all know Jar Jar. He's a classic character He's he's aged like a like a fine milk It's No, he's a great character Wow, that's why we all remember him think about all the characters that you don't remember. That's right You can't it's built into the he's a question. I Bet you can't think of any of the characters you've forgotten But Jar Jar well in Jar Jar, there is strength Jar Jar protects that's a Jar Jar big sports See which ones Well, I gave you one. I think right provided a really good one. Yeah, that's that's that's a really good one. That one's a classic Here is the mind killer It's just It's not good, but no, I it's I don't remember it. I don't remember the tote I don't remember the inflections. It's not gonna be it's not gonna be inspired Well tree it like a bit of a jazz, you know, you're gonna throw some stuff in there that maybe wasn't in there originally or is remixed a little and You can get a real sense of what you believe about the character from it. Yeah It's really classic when you just read it. It's just like damn man. It's just like it's really sort of our dense, isn't it? It's kind of hard to It's like a it's like a big ol Big ol wall of text well Me meet me sick cause one to eat little bits Accident teaser How how's that so far? I think it's what's here? What's your note? Excellent my only note is You'd say boom dig gas Then crashing the bosses He blubber them banished. Hey guys, like I'm in the movie pretty good. It's like I was in Gungan City Yeah, it's like I was actually there In the pod watching all of the all of the fish and everything in the water absolutely that was yeah, that was uncanny Excellent work I'm gonna ask y'all to read a Yu-Gi-Oh card and guess whether it's good or not according to the game as it currently is Your card is wait, so you gotta Read it and then we guess whether it's any it's any good. Okay. Good part or not So this card or Yu-Gi-Oh has had horrific Horrific power creep over the years, so it'll be interesting. This card is called Tati orc Tati orc, let's see. He's a four-star 2200 attack your defense Zero defense the card cannot attack the turn it is normal summon. Oh, I can see this going either way So if you're four-star in below you do not need to tribute summon So if something is I think between five Five and six stars you it requires one tribute to summon So you have to sacrifice a monster to summon it and I think if it's seven and up It's two. It's been a long time since I played the game So that means that you can just slap this puppy down and you'll have a 2200 attack monster that requires no tribute However, it Essentially his magic rules Unless it has haste it cannot attack the same turn it comes down This card cannot attack the turn it is normal summoned. However What this does mean is that you can special summon Tati orc And if you do so whether so if you special summon it that would be like Monster reborn like bringing it in from the graveyard or a card that specifically allows you to summon it from the deck Or look for something and put it onto the field I'm gonna say that this card is a good card Deferred to rags because I have no clue at all Now maybe maybe the reason I say this is because I'm still in the mindset of playing the game when it was good Back kind of in the early days because I think the last set I played was legacy of darkness I think that was the last set that I played and that was a long time ago So But that that was back in the days where like having strong creatures and actually attacking your opponent and fighting your opponent was a big deal It's not like 17 card combos that allow you to da-da-da-da-da-da I I'm still gonna err on the side of it being good But I honestly would not be surprised if this card sucked in the current meta Because it's just it's like a brute force kind of card and there's so many monster Removals and this that and the other things that I don't even know if that kind of card has much of a value anymore Which is a damn shame What do you think bring good or bad? Yeah, what do you like man? Like I don't really know shit about you Just I don't I don't really be some good shit man We play that stuff at an elementary school We we bring our cards to lunch and recess and stuff and we'd play you go. That was a fun game I like the the backpack that the It's a funny image really isn't it look at it Yeah, you can tell it's you go because it has no cohesive design whatsoever Yeah, he's off to school Orc school University maybe and he missed the bus Yeah, I do like that backpack actually. It's pretty pretty swell He's secure. I mean all this shit's falling out of it though. I don't know how good the backpack is Yeah, well, I might just be him and his ability to secure the backpack, you know, that's true You don't blame your tools, you know Sometimes the tool can be shit though like if you used it, I don't know a ham to hammer in a nail Well, sure, but that would be that's a matter of like the decisions that you're making right as a What if the hammer you're using was made in a place where they make things badly and you didn't know and then it breaks China Oh, but we know about China. Um, I don't know. It's a good question Like that point you've got to blame the instrument, you know, that's that's just out of your control But make the best of the situation you're in much like when you're playing golem Which by the way, that is thus the last message. So Thank you all so much for joining us and for checking out that wonderful stream We shall see you in the next e-fappy thing. Whatever it might be But for now a little bit video. Yeah, goodbye everybody. 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