 It was gosh, 840 pounds. When I was in Mexico, I saw these scenes called Quata Mondes. Quata Monday, yamma. There is these things. Look at the tails on them. Quata Mondes, I believe, is what they're called. They look kind of like a raccoon fox. And I totally forgot about it last night. But when I was thinking about it this morning, what I saw in my thermals, I thought, I didn't know what it was. It looked like a giant raccoon, or a giant possum, but I knew it wasn't, because I'd already looked at possums in armadillos through my thermal. Mike is laughing, thinking it's a possum, and I'm like, dude, it's not a possum. That thing is coming right up for us, and it got right under the tree. I swear, y'all, it was Quata Monday. All right, it was making these weird gargle grunt sounds. I'd never heard anything like it. Let me know in the comments if you're a Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, Mexico resident, know anything about this. Let me know about those grunts and gurgles and raccoon things with really long tails, and a real long tail. Dragging it butt on the ground, it was weird. My boy Outlaw is in Texas, and it's time to go visit him. He's doing a celebration. Million subscribers, he's going to ride a bull, ladies and gentlemen, and I just got to go see this. Well, we've arrived. Hey, hey! What's crackin', man? He's gonna move this whole pin around. Yeah, that's good. Give me a little something, buddy. How you feelin' right now? Dude, I am a... Did you see him rip that tape? Strong, man. Oh, man, crap. I'm your tape caddy. Look at that. That's the tape caddy for you. See, I'm used to ridin' big old bucks, you know? Just a piece of cake, you know? If you're gonna be talkin' about your bull ride, you gotta be wearin' your cowboy in. Bull ridein' cab right here. I shaped it myself, by the way. It's probably the greatest you've ever seen. What'd you use to shape it? He's a little steam off the stove. He asked me for a job shaping hats, and I almost hired him, and then I thought, better not. Liability. Liability, exactly. The steam, if the steam comes up, I just can't handle that kind of responsibility today. Well, are you ready? You serious, man? This ain't nothin', dude. Okay. I'm ready to do this thing. Glove, he's got the burrs, got the bull rope. Dude, I feel legit. This right here, dude? This for Sissy's, man. This right here is for Sissy's. I don't need that. It's not even my size, man. Girl's size. This is a cowbell for all him, the ladies, you know? Give it a dangle. I'm all team outlaw right now. I don't have the boots, but I brought the yellow glasses, the RT specials. He's gonna get on this mechanical situation, work his way up to greatness, right? I don't even need to, but they're just, you know, like... It's precautionary measures on their part, not even for him, really. Yeah, man, for me. I've ridden plenty of bulls before, in bars and stuff, the ones in the bars, you know, they can, it's mechanical, so they can really ramp it up, you know? Yeah, they're trying to get their money back, so they ride more often, you gotta put more money in, so it's even more extreme, the deal, yeah. Look how I love it. Let's get an Easter egg, come on, man. Right here? Like this? Hashtag bull rider. Ripple? I ain't scared. Tickle the ripple? I'm about to tickle the ripple. It's a damn straight. Dude, he's kind of large. Look at them things, dude. Some big old swings. Some Wavos, man. I know OSG, she likes them avocados, dude. I bet she wish she had some of that size. Those are Mando avocados. Yeah. That's a big coin purse right there. God, dude, it's hard to breathe out here. Keep your right butt cheek on his back bone. If you're sitting off the side, I'll throw you on the side instead of going straight. I got this, man. Okay. Kind of. I'd like it to be about 30 degrees cooler. I feel like I'm bringing in that hot air, I'm just breathing dust right in, you know. You're bringing that hot Colorado pronghorn coin purse deer sweat with you. Straight off the range, man. Hey, do you actually have experience? You what? Do you actually have experience doing this? Got a couple of bell buckles, you know what I'm saying? Been a bottom out the store, but... Just witnessed outlaw riding on the mechanical. It's gonna be a pretty sweet video. So if you haven't subscribed, over at the old Outlaw channel, actually gonna give you a secondary hug for reaching a million subscribers. All right, man, thanks, dude. Which I have not actually congratulated you, so thank you. I mean, thank me is what I'm saying. For getting you there, because it's really all about... Collaboration. The freaks got you there, probably. Hard for me to say thank you a lot because I've got such a big ego that I try to calm down. It's not my fault. I was just born that way. Love you fishing freaks, man. Love coming to the LNG town to see y'all. And you're gonna come down in the tree house. Yes, sir, dude. Next month, we're gonna come down and then it's hunting season, boy. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Y'all get ready for it. Yes, I can. My buddy here is getting strapped in. Pro expertise from old Dale. Let's check in and see what they're doing. Cody. Game time, dude. Man, we're gonna give it a go. This little red bull, he's had a couple outlets. He kind of knows the game a little bit, but overall, I think, feel pretty confident. I think we'll have a good day. Yeah, man. How you feeling, outlaw? I'm ready, dude. Just got in there. Cody there. He's one of the premier bullfighters in the country. He's here to make sure our outlaw doesn't get stomped into the ground. Hey, what's Dale? He's a professional hair grower. Probably know him. I'll have him linked down below if you haven't. But, Dale, give us what's gonna happen to old outlaw. I'm a little scared for his life. You know who's not scared is outlaw, and that worries me. First, he's gonna get on Rickle, which is this black muley. Muley meaning he has no horns. Little bit more of a herd bull. And I think he's wanting to get on Baxter. Baxter is, he's for real. Like, that's a rodeo bull right there. And, like, certified. Certified rodeo bull. It's part of the Winnebago Buckers. I just don't know if it's ready. Let's give, like, a grade level on Tickler. What's his name? Rickle. Okay, do you think he's gonna get tickled on Rickle, or do you think he's gonna conquer Rickle? He's gonna conquer Rickle. And then, okay. So, he's never been on a bull. He's gonna conquer him. That's the level I'm putting Rickle at. So, he's gonna give maximum confidence out of Rickle over there. And then, oh, big nasty Baxter. Less than one second. It's nothing against outlaw. Let's just look at him. Just a different meaner. You could just, I mean, that's just a whole different animal right there. Like, he was born with a different purpose as entertainment. It's gonna be entertaining today. There you have it, folks. Fighting Texas Aggie. Class of nine. I'm a 08, by the way. We know what we're talking about. That's what I know. Oh, eggs. Just some old eggs. Just some old eggs out here. Just some old eggs rodeoing. Go see what happens to old outlaw. Stick around, it's gonna get real interesting. Just some old eggs trying to get out of a gate. I was wet, I was gonna say, let's insert your Aggie joke right here, folks. In our defense, we're not engineering majors. I studied fish. He studied cattle. I'll do everything I can to keep you safe, but when it comes down to, you know, when you hit that drone, you need to get up and get out of there. I'm like a scarecrow of sweat, man. Just like a bee. I gotta say, I was impressed. Dale, what do you got on that? Thoroughly impressed with his first bull ride. People's first bull ride don't go that way. Real talk. I mean, he had a good instructor, though. He looked like he actually knew what he was doing. I mean, I mean, I think he's hungry for Baxter, but his second bull may not go as well as his first bull. Yeah, you think he got a little cocky because it actually went pretty decent there. I'm gonna start calling him cocky. Picklebee Gibbons. Picklebee Gibbons. Picklebee's a bull rider. Look, he looks like my beard. He likes to sometimes take a dump in here, and I'll yell at him. That's why he was a little sheepish around me. I'm ready, man. I just need to cool off, and he needs to cool off right there. God, come on now. Come on. It's time for the big boy now, Baxter. Hang on to your butts. Ladies and gents, he has done it. I was out here helping him film this little deal. You guys make sure to go watch his video, his millionth subscriber, congratulations video. He did it for you guys, so I think it's awesome. I know some of you have gone over to his channel from here, so make sure you go watch that. I was a little scared behind the camera, filled with him, knowing that there was a huge bull riding over him, and actually ripped his jeans and stepped on his calf, so it was kind of a close call. It was the real deal, I assure you. I assure you, it was real. And I got to meet some cool guys out here. I got to meet Cody, one of the best bullfighters in the country, and Old Dale. Dale is certainly a character. May have to take Old Dale fishing. Let me know in the comments if you guys think that'd be a cool idea. And I think this is my last little trip on the road, even though I'm not far from home. Before OSG is about to pop, I'm talking about little Emmy is out to here. So I gotta head back home, guys. But thank you so much for being here today. Y'all know what to do. Go ahead and subscribe for more action. Don't forget to hit the ding-dongs for all the notifications. Go follow my boy Outlaw, go follow Old Dale, and I'll see you guys on the next one.