 Good afternoon foundation staff. This is dr. Theron Sherman. Welcome to dr. Sherman's office hours We are live this beautiful Wednesday afternoon For we'll see. I think I have about an hour before I have to get to the next test so in the meantime Feel free to set your questions in the chat as the chat flies by I will try my best to answer them if I Don't see them if they keep going they keep going then I will attempt to scroll them back here in the desktop chat if the desktop chat Is still running as fast as it usually does You'll know that I see members and super chats a lot easier because super chats are sticky and at the very least channel members Besides getting the sweet dr. Sherman emojis. They also have the ability To have a little badge by their name that I see them. Hello zeardrin and alpha one good to see you guys in the chat So why don't we just get into it? Who is the administrator? Well, that's highly confidential information many believe that the administrator is the founder of the foundation hence That's why he's in charge he she or they we don't know who the administrator is could be gosh darn anyone there are some Versions of the cannon where I feel like it's a immortal or reincarnated character some sort of role. There was a Fantastic scp 7k con entry that I don't remember but it was the Administrator turning against the scp foundation proper and all the o5's having to stop the administrator and it being a whole thing back and forth Have you ever hugged an scp? Well Most of the time that kind of emotional Action toward an anomaly would not be allowed seeing as they are objects not people Remember, that's why we call them it's and not use proper pronouns for anomalies because they are objects not people and So while most of the time that would not be allowed There is a situation here or there where it is necessary for the containment to hug an anomaly in that case we go through the proper channels get the proper Registrating forms and yes, there are some anomalies. I've had to show physical affection of one kind or another and it was Not proper protocol we try not to do that as often as possible. Oh now zeorgren scp 999 is in its normal testing chamber and That one we do make available for hugs for morale so make sure you sign up with your designated site captain and Once you've got all your dots eyes and T crosses you will be good to go Crow-born chaos. Thank you for your super chat. Are you familiar with scp? 6029 it's in the same universe as the dr. Dan incident, you know the four pixels incident While I am quite familiar with dr. Dan and the four fucking pixels I cannot say I'm familiar with scp 6029 But since I've got the database pulled up right here. Why don't we take a quick pre quick peek a quick preview if you will Since this is an office hours. I'm not gonna read the whole article, but I can at least take a look. Oh We're doing a site 43 article. This was 6 to 6029 good so I Remember scp 6029 object class Ketter and by the way, it's pronounced Ketter or Actually, I don't know the Hebrew pronunciation very well. It's like Keter or something like that However Ketter is closer to what is completely incorrect, which is Keter. It does not rhyme with meter. So keep that in mind and all of you Keter truthers go to the universe where it's pronounced Keter my word where it is Ketter at that is the worst Way you can say it is Ketter if you go down to Keter. You are getting Keter duty Scp 6029 is to be kept in a containment chamber at site 43 on a steel block measuring 50 cubic centimeters The block is suspended on the ground through the use of a powerful electromagnets Which is similar to 106's containment procedures vacuum sealed no air Decility three times a day personnel has mass suits must enter for feeding these personnel Are to press cracked wooden boards against the block wait for 6029 to inhabit each board and then return it to the block Personnel is strictly for getting to make physical contact with 6029. I assume you must Scheduled for transfer Resembling a fissure capable of traversing any form of solid matter which it accomplishes by Locomoting in a manner similar to a snake Interesting okay signs of sentience aggressive state April 4th or or April 8th or August 4th. I don't know how they do their dates, but in 2020 San Juan Capistrano, California the village idiots were deployed We got it to site 77 there's some archive containment procedures What do we used to do we kept it on a steel block Floor the chambers covered a sand with the entire there measuring 30 centimeters. Oh, yeah, that obviously wouldn't be enough Partial testing log Tour office shirt when you witness pools of blood starting to soak the material. Oh bad day one mallet and one chisel Oh, we tested this extensively. I Guess that's the only way we would understand today Dr. Doosan and Bouchard the long 05-8 Paris France Berlin are their multiple entities Re-emerged ah, so it breached containment. I see me. Oh my Tensions between the foundation the GOC are an all-time low at the end of all this interesting. Oh Well, we gave them a bunch of money to and foundation resources after something bad happened to them I see well the team up of the century, huh? Okay, that's quite an incident and I imagine That's a lot So headquarters of the United Nations violently collapsed into a sinkhole. Oops Well, I need to go back and read this article Thank you for showing it to me crowborne chaos because apparently this anomaly was a very big deal and has changed the way the foundation and Nations are working post its containment and subsequent breach me oh my now Hey, I love your stuff. What is your opinion on SCP 783 plum smug? Thank you for your first donut site 42 Let me see if I didn't like that before it runs away Like it. There we go And let me go back to the non archives because I see yep. I see a couple Super chats I missed along the way so opinion on 783 Let's check it out real quick. I'm unfamiliar with it by numbers I know a lot of the numbers in the archives, but you know, there's over 7,000 of them So not quite over 9,000 yet, but we'll get there eventually Right arm of a victim personnel monitor the town of Tenby Stronger Foundation presidents determined to be necessary for the containment hostile entity currently preying on the residents of Tenby a world hamlet an Oxford child Oxfordshire England it is a period of activity lasting roughly 70 days Current target will experience a steady degradation of their structural integrity. Oh, no, they're going into no bones mode We have not been able to prevent an attack or provide assistance Gross deformation of their body and result of malformation and elongation. Oh, we're turning them into slender man They're lived a crooked man who made a crooked deal. He kept a crooked cane. It's catching crooked creel He stole a crooked child who cried a crooked squeal and that crooked little man was broken on the wheel Poet I see creepy pictures Personnel and seismic events were met with resistance from Tenby Several long-haired toes were immediately visible protruding for the freshly exposed earth. Oh Okay, that's a level one level two or log one log two Hey, these are These looks pretty creepy. All right, and that starting image is a rough one I wonder if that's a real medical image that's been repurposed or if that is in fact a Photoshop of some kind, but wow 503 Rating that's a very popular article. How old is this article? He says opening the history, which is something you can do on the wiki to see when things are 2018 so okay, that's five years old. I guess they've just updelated the theming to look more modern because it definitely looks a lot prettier Cool, cool, cool. All right. Well, that's an interesting and seemingly creepy article. Thank you for the suggestion Let me go back to our super chats so What if SCP 096 looks in the mirror? So It's assumed that it wants to not be known by other things I don't think that it cares about being known by itself because it already knows itself and that's part of this anxiety So I don't believe a mirror would work on 096, but thank you Jace for your donation to the site 42 cause Dr. Jaden time Welcome back. I personally disagree with referring to the anomalies here as it at ebit ink per se prefer the term patients considering How our facility operates? I am unfamiliar with ebit ink, but obviously I disagree with your protocols The foundation way is the way to order and the way to normalcy Blake the gamer. Thank you for your don't know. I I How could you potentially be incapacitate 096 from killing someone important to the foundation? So we are not going to test many methods of doing so for the sheer fact that that would mean we'd have to Release it and let it go after someone and there's a chance of failure there So we're not going to do that test, but there are several Anomalous means that can eliminate things from reality banish them to other realities now 096 comes back If it goes to another reality if it can find a door and that's since it's seemingly immortal It will always likely to find a door whether that's to get back to its home or to get back to whatever subject It deems has to be redacted so What would happen if SCP 682 escaped well we lose a lot of foundation personnel But we would eventually Injured enough to recontain it and put it back in its box as we typically do is the tree immortal No, the tree SCP 4521 is not immortal. It is a Seemingly normal tree it takes damage like a normal tree. It just refuses to scream and at the end of the day We're going to fix that is FNAF part of SCP So five nights at Freddy's as a out of SCP universe property Is something that many in the community are familiar with if you're in the horror genre for one thing you find them elsewhere So a lot of our people are fans that are trying to keep a hand on what's going on with them You will find on my channel the if x was an SCP Series has a five nights at Freddy video where we have a hypothetical containment for if five nights at Freddy's existed in the SCP universe, but since they do not they are Anomalous, but not SCPs and so that is how we keep track of that We're after pack 6849. Thank you for your first don't know site 42 red division What is the pencil and pestilence that SCP 049 is trying to cure? Well, if we knew that we wouldn't have lost dr. Raymond ham and so many other fine researchers So I'm sorry to say we do not have the answer to that quandary much to my frustration William Afton should Count as an SCP So once again as part of the outside FNAF universe that is an anomaly anomalous entity, but not a SCP because we can't put non SCPs on the articles because we only work with original content But obviously undead strange zombie bunny suit man is pretty effing anomalous Dr. Jayden again, perhaps if you give the tree a nervous system trees have nervous systems This is this is the problem trees have nervous systems and they can feel and they can scream Trees are screaming us at us all the time in real life. So why won't this one tree scream? It's not right It's downright anomalous and it's an SCP because we said so is the SCP foundation fine with you making so many tiktoks instead of working Well, it's part of my job as an educator here at the foundation I need to if in the case of some cannons. I need to teach the Cadets and that is what I'm doing when I make these fun and entertaining educational videos about anomalies or Maybe you're seeing footage from the field which you can use to learn about how things go on field missions or in lab accidents In a safe and sometimes humorous manner or in some cannons You might believe that we live in a broken masquerade where the public has found out against our will that the anomalous exists pardon I Paris the thought and That means to me that the foundation would need to educate the public make sure that they were not Freaking out and causing problems for the foundation. We just got to keep them calm have good PR and that's what my videos are for Every good group has a media division whether it's for disinformation or for actual information homage SCP 096 is in my backyard. How do I get rid of him? You do not get rid of him you stay inside you do not look out your window. You do not look at its face and You wait for the authorities to arrive That is how you secure contain and protect yourself and your family Can you throw every human in SCP? 3008-1 Was that 3008-1 you asked? Are we are we throwing people in the Ikea is that what you're asking because you know how I feel about throwing things in Yes, we're not going to throw Anything in the infinite Ikea except for testing purposes because the door moves around you never know what's come gonna come out We are trying to keep things normal Amash appreciate it. No problem. Stay safe. Oh, I think I saw that What would you do with Audrey to from little shop of horrors if it were an SCP? You know what I like About Audrey 2 is if you look at the way that story went it comes out very much like a foundation story There's an anomalous creature people are doing stuff with it. They feed it They fall for its tricks and then it takes over the world. It's an xk class end of the world scenario waiting to happen or officially or Officially rather than an xk. Let me get a list of k-class events List of k-class scenarios Because we have a nice comprehensive list of k-class scenarios on the wiki so one of them is a To get a madness end of world Complete an on the sea civilization see k-class restructuring scenario and of human consciousness dead greenhouse, that's not it deific subjugation collapse of global civilization Species transmutation scenario. No end of human consciousness again gray goo. That's not it Metaphysical collapse terminal ambivalence. No, no all in one existential pandemonium quantum degeneracy RK class restructuring SK there we are SK class dominant shift scenario another species of or civilization surpasses humanity as dominant species or vice versa and So when you look at the Audrey 2 situation you are looking at in the end especially in the proper Ending of the musical rather than the ending of the the alternate ending of the movie You're looking at the Audrey 2 species causing an SK class dominance shift scenario on a war-wide scale Now unfortunately, they did not have the foundation to still tell them to stop feeding and then Selling the anomalies. This is why the foundation is here. We wouldn't have made that mistake Very nice question. Very nice question. Appreciate it Coming back Wunk central, thank you for your first donation to the site 42 red division cats can seemingly appear out of thin air How can they seemingly survive any fall? Bomb countries would they be considered anomalous? well, I don't think cats can bomb countries although I Imagine an anomalous carpet bombing of cats would be quite the anomalous event for the log of anomalous events Meanwhile Meanwhile meanwhile they can seemingly appear out of thin air is actually very funny I was just talking about this yesterday in fact an idea for an anomaly that were a cat in the neighborhood That seemingly appeared at random underneath various cars and vans and ran from one to the other from one to the other and Eventually the neighbors start trying to catch this cat, but they can't catch the cat. So they call the pet the dog catchers the pet catching Professionals and they can't catch them animal control can't do it and then they go up to law enforcement then they go up and now it's okay It's actually Materializing and vanishing between things. It's not sneaking out And so now the foundation has to come and use anomalous means to try and find this Anomalous cat that is teleporting from being to bang I know it's just a thought while I was walking around my neighborhood because my neighborhood has a lot of stray cats And so sometimes anomalous Inspiration can strike at any time. Oh and there is a great Anomaly There's a great scp very specifically about a cat and a well and scp cat well If you look up scp to six nine three Titled fell into the well fell into the well fell into the deep dark well Then you will see by author Calibold That there is a scp cat that Teleports out of a well every time it's put in the well and there are Reasons for that and so enjoy scp two six nine three at your leisure We have five hundred viewers in this office hours. I think that's a new record Make sure you like the stream. We got to catch the likes up to the viewers. My oh my Alright, we're turning from the archives to the chat Merrick No, specifically the second Merrick. Thank you for your first donation to the site 42 red division Does the foundation have a site in? Pentagram City seeing as I'm unfamiliar with Pentagram City. I can certainly investigate what that is and see if it is a place that we do and or Do and or could? hypothetically Pentagram City is from has been hotel and so I Imagine if you're thinking about that because is not that is the main city from hell When which the series has been hotel focuses on according to the wiki here And so what that tells me is that likely there is some way in and out of hell And that is where the foundation is keeping track because well We don't have a site in three portlands, which is an anomalous other dimensional city the UI you covers that jurisdiction so We could have agents in Pentagram City. We could in fact run missions Do studies put drones in there, but I doubt That we have a full-on site in such a place We probably instead guard the entrance between our realm and hell to keep things normal That is at least my first guess Thank you for your question. Oh Wait, what was your question? I saw something I liked there random Hades kid Had a good question. I liked because it mentioned SCP 4051 your friendly neighborhood Ketter Excellent article by author Nagy Rose. So check out SCP 4051 when you have the chance and I mean if anything goes into that wormhole, I assume it's going to be Lost slash cut in half So, you know how portals work when you're thinking with portals And so what that tells me is that 049 would not be okay And I would be okay with that, but we can't decommission anomalies. Otherwise, we can't study them What would it take for a dog to be classified as an anomaly? We have a lot of anomalous dogs There are a lot of dog anomalies and remember any time you want to look up something like this You do what I do which is I go to a search engine and I type SCP and then whatever keywords I want in this case SCP dog and you'll get a whole list of SCP dog anomalies Alright, so let's like that like that Astro, thank you for your first donation to site 42 red division. What if all the humans alive entered SCP? 3006 well SCP 3006 is not an anomaly. I'm familiar with so give me just one moment to investigate SCP 3006 Twice the number one Online video distribution sites impacted by 3006. It's a it's a video. We are number one except every time you play it There are twice as many Robbie Rotten's but the room is the same size not safe for work How would you even get people in there? What are you planning? What are you going to do with all those Robbie Rotten's? We can't let them out It's a terrible idea Why are why are the game grumps here? Oh, oh that went poorly for them I don't know how you plan to get every human alive into this video. I think it's Not going to go well I'm Deej. Thank you for your first donation to the site 42 red division has SCP 4521 Scrammed yet No, unfortunately it hasn't but when it does We will all be very pleased By that fact Take a breath. Okay, get the chat going back in Remind our chat that we have 379 viewers and only 125 likes so foundation staff get on that like button The more foundation staff we can recruit the better our ability to keep the anomalous at bay Alpha one my favorite SCP 001 proposal so It's hard to pick a favorite because there's a lot of good ones, but I think my favorite overall is SCP 001 Lily's proposal It's a short one, but it's just so pretty So I think overall Lily's proposal is my favorite, but honorable mentions one of my dreams For site 42's film division Once we have a big old budget from having a million subscribers. I think I like to call it Unfathomable money like Markiplier says because we're following his example with ironmong when we have that kind of following and we have The funding from ad revenue and donos and things like that 001 when day breaks is one of my dream film projects I think it would make an excellent live-action movie and I want practical effects for the Flesh goblins. I want John Carpenter style not John Carpenter David Cronenberg. I want Cronenbergs. I want flesh monsters. I want to be like the thing. I want it Oh my god, it's gonna be so gross and I want it to be real and so that is One of my favorite 001s inspirationally speaking another one my favorite 001s is a 001-J the broke god where Mike Kane Keeps calling an o5 asking for money that one's just really funny So I think today those are my favorite 001s it favorites change every time you ask so it's always good to ask Thank you for your question Zadre, thank you for your donation To the site 42 red division as well as Amelia. I don't think I've ever heard a tree scream So the funny thing is you have in real life Trees are screaming all the time when they are injured if you break a tree limb the tree screams Look it up. It's for real real and that's why 4521 not screaming freaking weird That's okay. We're gonna fix it. We're gonna fix it. Just gonna need a couple more tests Another question. I'm Deej, which mobile task force squad is your favorite? so one of my favorites has to be the one that Contains my very first SCP SCP 3086 George the Chinchilla and as George the Chinchilla the mobile task force devoted to him is Mobile Task Force Kappa 7 code name haughty librarians and they're not just devoted to George the Chinchilla But they are the mobile task force that works around literary anomalies And so the haughty librarians will be the ones you call up if there's some sort of anomalous book Something going on so when George the Chinchilla Infects a library they have to go and confiscate all the books so the infection doesn't spread Thank you for your question back to the flying trap chat Listen if you're claiming that you made the tree scream I'm gonna have to tell you. I doubt it. I think you got the wrong tree. It's very easy. There's a lot of trees There's a lot of anomaly trees. You just probably picked the wrong anomalous tree. It's fine We all make the mistake, but I would know if 4521 scrimmed. I would know I Will not be fooled by your tricks Alloy animation. Thank you for your don't know What if you put 682 into 3001 would it adapt a way to get out or would it be stuck since the reality anchor counteracts any reality altering? adaptations so first of all 3001 is basically an acid dimension and 682 lives in an acid bath. So it's not going to be that Detrimental in fact it's such slower acting than its normal acid bath that it's not going to hold it back that much and While in its own article, I do not believe we've had it tested in a way that it Jumps universes, but you know that testing log is getting larger every day. So why don't we? See what the foundation scientists have pulled up for it being able to jump dimensions termination log for 682 I'm gonna control f Dimension All right, there are no matches for the word dimension. Although I could have spelled it wrong Yeah, in fact, it's right there. I just spelled it incorrectly like a doof. All right So that's a dimension as in a room that doesn't matter SCP 682 instance transplanted from alternate dimension tissue test record denied by 05 redacted termination test record testing denied by 05 redacted notes a potentially permanent stalemate between Instances would solve containment however transporting an instance to our dimension would be unnecessarily dangerous Not even to speak of containing another one or the consequences that they chose to cooperate denied a Guide agree. Let's not bring in a 682 to stop a 682. It's probably not gonna work next up Constructed to the same dimension of 1056 platform. Okay, so that's dimension. Oh Oh, okay The following incident occurred during a dual containment breach of 106 and 953 106 and 9 by 3 both break into 682's containment There's no indication either item did this deliberately once the three items became aware of each other's presence all cease movements in regard To each other with visible hostility resulting in the stalemate 106 broke this stalemate by lowering itself through the floor than attempting to apprehend 953 who responded by latching itself onto 682 Oh, hold on my foundation Uh offered lo-fi has turned into undertale lo-fi that is not going to fly There we go my lo-fi has returned night shift at the foundation is the lo-fi beats today And so where was I? Ah, yes All three items were presumably transported to 106's pocket dimension after a period of five hours all three items manifested back in 682's containment chamber Bearing heavy wounds from prolonged combat 106 was the first to leave the area returning to its containment cell mobile task force teams Employee in preparation for the return of the items we're able to apprehend 953 682 had its body mass reduced by 67% But it has since recovered I'm amazing all three still are alive But barring 682 that spelled wrong 953 won't talk about what happened neither will 682 I can only assume it was brutal judging from their injuries Measures are being taken to ensure this never happens again But we got really lucky if 106 hadn't taken the other two into the pocket dimension This could have resulted in hundreds of casualties Okay, so we don't Know How it got back from 106's pocket dimension besides just being dragged by 106 Okay, uh pocket dimension experience a time loop Uh Overridden by 05 command 682 was placed in a dimension where it remained for approximately two hours before being found back in its containment center This is consistent with the behavior of 682 when being placed in alternate dimensions It appears the addition of temporal anomaly had no effect. So there is our answer Uh We cannot display 682 to another dimension. It just comes back Good to know See we're learning things. That's what these office hours are for right So 3001 it would come back Excellent question though aloe animation. We learned something today I've ever tried vaporizing 682 to kill it. Well, that's the reason we haven't tried Oh, and by the way, uh, thank you sith assassin for your donation to the site 42 red division We have not done that because we do not wish To give it the opportunity to adapt to that That's why we don't use nuclear weapons on 682 because if it adapted we'd have no other choice Thank you for your question Hypothetically, where would I find scp 113? Amelia If you are looking for the gender switching stone and you are a foundation staff member All you need to do is talk to your foundation issued therapist from your foundation healthcare and after a few Meetings with them just to get the debt just just to make sure that you understand the risks of using scp 113 For gender reassignment because it is very dangerous But and extremely painful from what I hear But if you were to go through the proper channels with your foundation healthcare It would come to you and you could use it willingly. That is just the way we are good to our foundation staff members The hunter of god the hunter god of ark. Thank you for your first don't know to the stream as well as Appreciating your gg thumbs up The hunter god of ark again rscp's real rscp's real rscp's real rscp's real rscp's. Well Let me tell you Out of universe we have to say no Because we don't want another thing like the slender man murders where those little kids thought slender man was real So they went off and hurt people we we don't want that so when people ask that question we are obliged ethically to say no But after that I can in character talk about how yes, unfortunately anomalies are real But we are doing our best to keep that from being a problem Dr. Telford Hello Sherman. I made the tree scream You guys keep saying this and I keep telling you I don't believe you I would know about it I would always find out I am the lead researcher on scp 4521 and I'm going to be there when it screams There were no tests authorized for today. So I know you didn't do it Let don't lie to me. You're being silly. You're being a silly goose But thank you for your donation. Anyways, dr. Telford. Let's see what's next in the chat Have you tried putting 4521 into scp 2128 the liars cradle? I'm unfamiliar with scp What number was that before I go to the archives 2128 scp 2128 the liars cradle Object class safe 4013 has been constructed around and inside the building that houses scp 2128 At least three day d-class personnel to be present daily on-site for experimental protocol 37 spara fusil spara fusil spara fukile Fusile Which is to be carried out as needed the list of statements to be used in ep 31 spara fusil Will be provided by the o5 council may be amended during an experimentation at the site director's discretion One d-class employee referred to as the messenger will be laid inside the liars cradle The messenger will repeat statements as instructed from the prepared list after each statement If the messenger remains unharmed the statement is marked to be true As soon as the messenger is incinerated the new messenger will be provided The statement that triggered the incineration is to be marked as false Now listen, I see what you're getting at here. I like your drift We need to get that tree to scream by any means necessary But It didn't talk No matter how much we had to try to Because it doesn't talk We can't get the answers on how to make it scream but we also I doubt it would be accused of lying Or being truthful either And either way if it ended up being a liar Then it would be incinerated And if it were incinerated then we could no longer try to make it scream So with that in mind I would avoid such a thing. I like the way you're thinking though Whatever we can do to make that thing scream. We got to keep thinking outside the box Amelia on the surface scp isn't real irl in practice However, who knows the foundation has to keep itself a secret to keep normalcy, right? That's always what people like to say is oh, you're just a cover-up for the foundation, aren't you and well What can I say I'm good at my job the war thunderer. Thank you for your first don't know to site 42 What would happen if you would put scp 343 god near scp 001 proposal the gate guardian Didn't we do that already? I feel like we did that Let's go to 001 cleft proposal All right, where are you at gate guardian I think if I remember correctly By the way just being a silly goose looking at this Uh, yeah over the last couple of days When day breaks overtook the gate guardian in upvotes, that's an interesting shift Uh Cleft proposal the gate guardian Okay, I didn't know the fire moved Who did that? Who did that it didn't move before It's a photograph. Why is the flame moving? Whoever you are You're a you're a wizard Uh Gate guard is at 2248 While daybreak is at 2376. So wow, it must have passed a little while ago. Geez anyways So did we bring 343 near it already? It had something to say about it control f 343 No matches. All right, it didn't say anything there in this article So what if we go to 343 proper then? to do 343 Does you mention you don't mention the gate guardian here? Let's go into its tails scp series one tails edition 343 cast on beginning the end strangers of site 17 competitive eschatology might have been on the efficiency of various postal services rising unfinished business faceless what i'm here for Stars do not wait for you time Tails for the bright side Blunders are all there on the board waiting to be made a suicide note a ketter kind of Christmas We hate you The only one that really sounds like it would be gate guardian Play the beginning of the end or read the prologue in the second tab site director Oh, it's a game Okay, or like a text adventure visual novel All right. Well, I do not see that I do not see any link between them in my examination here, but Considering how often 343 has been unwilling to interact with anomalies of a certain nature I assume that it would refuse in that case as well So we would not find out Now I do know there is a series What is the name of that series? that uh airs on Is it tats? scp Not benediction sedition scp sedition Now I don't know I don't follow scp sedition a lot, but they did just on august 24th Uh, and then a month ago drop interviews with scp 343 Now I can't speak to their canonicity in any dimension But there's an hour and a half of them talking to scp 343 If you want to comb through those files of scp sedition and see if they say anything about the gate guardian That's on you continuing on A non amos. Thank you for your donation to the site 42 red division Is this another dr. Sherman? What if I missed? Mustache and goatee looking good doc. Well, I appreciate it Hey, um, did you ever consider a trying to summon non copyrighted arbiter for the trees? Perhaps that's how you learn to make them scream So are you speaking of some sort of? off-color orange mustachioed Entity that speaks for the trees and therefore may scream for them Well, if we can find him I would certainly love to have Just just to talk. I just want to talk to him. Just just a friendly conversation Just a friendly conversation. I just want to talk to him. He speaks for the trees. I'll speak to him Where are we? What does that say? How bad can that be? Probably pretty bad. You'll see Is writing for site 42 allowed and if so any recommendations for writing in it So the fun thing about the scp community in general as long as you are a member of the scp wiki You are welcome to write for anything in our creative commons released universe and that includes site 42 So if you want to in your works on the wiki use dr. Sherman as a character Use site 42. That is completely up to you. Feel free tell your stories There's so much in the site 42 videos That is that could be taken for canon. Obviously there is no canon So if you want to have a dr. Sherman that doesn't even know scp 4521 exists. That's fine Has never interacted with scp 999. That's cool Just have fun and make it fun. That's the end of the day. Make good art The law thunderer. Thank you for donating again What if the tree is screaming in another dimension? That we have not uncovered yet and therefore cannot hear it but could in the future so What you're telling me is that there's another alternate tree in an alternate dimension And that one is screaming which gives us proof that it's possible And we just got to work harder on our tree to make it scream Yes, I like your moxie kid good motivation. We're going to keep pressing forward with this dream in our hearts What would happen if someone found the truth about scp 2950 Do what is scp 2950? I feel like I remember that one somehow But I can't remember it by its number right now Just a chair yes, this is uh Yes, it's designed to be as mundane as an scp could possibly be But we can't forget about it. It's some kind of Xk class monster that we are pretending. It's a chair that way we can make it think it's a chair So it stays a chair And only one person's allowed to know so now we have released That universe is evil by talking about it. So we uh Did a bad job with that one Why were we talking about that one anyways? I mean, we know it's an xk. So if we found out it would be an xk and therefore we would be in trouble That is the answer to that All right chi 34 You know what if scp 049 becomes a giant Like some alice in wonderland eating things that makes you bigger giant Well, if it were a big Big 049 I doubt it would make big zombies But it would be touching a lot more people a lot more easily. So but I mean it's still not the most powerful scp So even if it was weird big I will continue to I'd say we just have to get some big ropes. We would take 049 down In the uh star wars. They're doing some good stories and some good character work with that series slash canon So site 43 has some really cool stuff going on. I think I'd rank them top tier Meanwhile Chi 34's think you're not sure. Well, thank you anyways as long as you're well as long as you're well Do do where is the question I was looking for? Someone said something and I wanted to answer it now. It's gone Elizabeth, thank you for your donation to the site 42 red division Reggie is behind you. Reggie is behind you I'm in a box Reggie can't get through this box Not unless he has a bucket, but you didn't have a bucket We took away the bucket because we had to put the cone on him this afternoon. You saw him in the cone of shame He knows what he did Oh, who thought they were the clever one. I saw your comment. Come back here. Come back here you silly person You will be disciplined for your crimes Unlost Of course, we have ligma. We have contained ligma for centuries No one is getting ligma because we have it contained. It is locked down We are secure contained and protected ligma. You're welcome from the scp foundation Gavin, thank you for your second donation Anonymous experiment carve a face out of the tree let it heal then carve the same face again and see if it screams Well, we did carve a mouth We did carve a mouth and yet it did not scream You know, we were thinking of I have no mouth yet. I must scream or and must scream. Is it entered? Yes but It did not scream so maybe we should try whole face Up it to whole face next time. We'll put that in the notes Excellent question. Anonymous Elizabeth, thank you for your contender continue generosity to the site 42 cause Have a couple thumbs up from dr. Sherman in the chat Amelia how join foundation trans health care better than in the uk. Oh very much so it is so Unfortunately, we can't get every person just for that cause obviously. We have to take care of our resources, but as said in previous streams if you Want to join the foundation you should assume to become the best of the best of the best sir in some sort of field and science or the military that we would Want to hire you for studies Now my face is turning so red. I need to turn my air conditioning down just one moment It's getting hot in here. I won't take alfamite clothes So where was I? Ah, yes, but fingers crossed. I know the whole uh, uk being weird Uh, the whole wave of the world right now being real weird about trans rights Not kosher. You know site 42 says trans rights all day long So hopefully The best I can offer if you do not qualify for foundation employment is that you get visited by scp 6113 because 6113 is not in containment And so perhaps that one can come help you and that would be beneficial as well Kai 34 is what would happen if you saw 096 face, but you're in space So my hypothesis now, obviously we have not tested this But we know that 096 can run very very fast just extremely fast And that means it has very strong leg muscles And therefore it must have very strong glutes And that means that scp 096 is going to use its squat booty to launch itself into space That is my hypothesis. You can't escape from space because 096 is massive squat booty. We'll throw it to the moon This is scientific research. We're doing here Gavin, thank you for continuing to donate to the site 42 cause You are helping us to do the research and propaganda films that we are making here Is bedouf the pokemon and scp Well, it is anomalous because well Technically speaking in the pokemon universe are pokemon anomalous because they seem pretty natural. They seem like animals So I think that it would not be an scp in the pokemon universe because it's That case it's a pokemon. It's an animal. It's natural So being the best cook ever could lend me a position in food anomalies Interesting question war thunderer I We have a division for morale That we call the uh Pasta physics division It's a joking term for having better culinary things for the commissary because we had some very bad Uh Breaches due to poor food quality for the anomalies Essentially, if you don't take good enough care of the anomalies if you make it like prison Then something with anomalous powers is going to cause problems even accidentally You should look up For more information on that the scp pasta physics Orientation Dr. Sumerian wrote that Also an excellent scp youtuber if you want to check out dr. Sumerian's channel after the stream highly suggest Throw the man a sub he's sitting around 75k. We should get him that silver play button soon He does some good meme reviews and talks about community news in the foundation community, which is very useful but Dr. Sumerian also wrote the orientation for the pasta physics department, which is an excellent read highly recommend Let's take the lo-fi back from the beginning so it doesn't go back to undertale Yes, so to finish your question war thunderer being the best cook ever We could use you for both testing of anomalies as well as Helping train foundation chefs to keep anomalies contained with tasty tasty snacks Chi 34's What drink do you have right now? Well since this is both not sponsored and It is a beverage not for children's You should simply know that I am drinking a form of anomalous fluid and leave it at that Hashtag not spawned hashtag YouTube don't demonetize me bro hashtag Anomalous fluid building block Thank you for your donation to the sci-42 red division ever seen victor tan zig's scp's of sodor series That's scp's in the world of thomas the tank engine Excuse me You've got my interest I am unfamiliar with this and i'm going to look it up real quick on the google scp's of Oh, you look it up and it comes right up scp's of Stories of sodor wiki the scp's of sodor prologue Yeah, I have never heard of this pause here 70 k subs Uh 64 k views that's pretty good Uh, how long's the series what you got going on here, buddy stories of sodor Stories of sodor season season All right, so let's look at the wiki scp's of sodor is a mini series of the stories of sodor Premiered on october 1st 2022 with prologue With the first episode premiering a week later the last episode released on november 5th The mini series expands on the series of cameo appearances and references to the scp foundation of the main series And as such as a direct crossroads were with the scp foundation collaborative writing wiki project Well, that's pretty cool. I believe Did he did all this himself? Okay A lot of characters anomalies involved containing an anomaly Investigates something Creature that's been terrorizing the valley Well, I will have to check these out. They might seem pretty cool Looks like a little one month series. They did Neat. Thank you for the suggestion Uh, who were you back here building block. Thank you for turning me on to new scp Meta uh media. I mean It's good to keep seeing what other people are doing White rocks the 11th. Thank you for your first donut as i42 red division Could scp 055 be under the effect of scp 909? Well, if I knew what 909 was I could maybe take a gander. So let's see what we got 909 is mr. Forgetful Huh Hmm Interesting I mean, I would I would venture to say maybe it is scp 055 But also it's already scp 0909 and we can do that. So they're separate It seems like Yeah, I don't think they're related just for the way that we can still remember it exists So the effect isn't that strong Interesting theory, but not likely Sarah the cookie cat, I just want to say thank you for making this scp videos I've been a bit depressed recently. You always cheer me up. Love you dr. Sherman. You are quite welcome. Sarah the cookie cat We are doing our best to bring joy to the world through art even if that art is creepy and or weird It is always good to have a little dark Comedy in your life or even like coffee. Sometimes the foundation is just nicely funny Would snorlax be contained if he was an anomaly, please read Well, my favorite pokemon is snorlax and so I would contain it just because I want it So I would keep it for myself Even if scp's are anomalous And not scp's are even with their normal animals in the universe of pokemon. I would still contain it Kai 34s. Why does 049 steal the gender switching machine? so in universe I do not understand if scp 049 is actually trans If it is gender fluid If it just enjoys messing with me and bothering me while i'm working I cannot tell But it goes back and forth and back and forth and back and forth so out of universe It's actually just very funny that there's a large population of plague doctors on tiktok And these plague doctor cosplayers are equally men or women and It is always entertaining when you have so many people reacting and just being Thirst trapped by the anomaly that dr. Sherman is there to be no. What are you all doing? This is not These you do not want to date this you want to contain this and so the uh Dr. Sherman's hashtag annoyed in asexuality makes for very funny content Zia dren speaking of which i got a new plague doctor get up. Oh, is that what you're doing for halloween? You're going to be a plague doctor very cool Uh, if you go to site 42 blue division, which is twitter I retweeted recently an article of scp costume ideas for halloween that are pretty easy on the cheap So that is something if you're looking at scp Costumes lesser known ideas you can go check that out I'm pretty sure twitter is an anomaly of its own No, it's just worse since that one dude messed everything up after he bought it That is Not anomalous. It's just dumb What would you what would happen if I chain up peanut then close my eyes? It moves fast enough that it would break through the chains. So you would perish I do not suggest you run this test Is cat dog an scp One fine day with a wolf and a per baby was born and it caused a little stir. No Okay, I remember two lines of the song But uh, yes, so I think cat dog is a genetic anomaly And in its universe We might contain it I mean we don't contain everything with a birth defect So anomaly has to like break the laws of physics So I assume that cat dog is a genetic anomaly But not a reality anomaly that's gonna stop Us from believing in normalcy. So I don't think we would contain cat dog Oh, wait, is that uh two two two? I just saw something Ah, yes, what are your thoughts on maybe or maybe not content farm scp explained on youtube? Thanks for reminding me truck the chip So being diplomatic among content creators I appreciate what infographics has done with their business model. They've built up And they are employing a lot of artists and they're doing Uh Good job getting paid and I can't fault them for that I could wish that they released less videos Uh Did them a little less often so they could work toward making the videos better more quality adapting stories rather than a lot of the uh Very quickly done kind of clickbait and versus videos But I say this is a hypocrite because my main form of content is ticktocks Which is the shortest quickest videos and while I think I think of quality jokes. There are some who might not agree, but uh Moreover, I just you know, I want everyone to keep doing better. I want them to keep doing better I want me to keep doing better. So Uh, even if they are not My cup of tea I am glad that they are Uh funding artists and I wish that they do the same to help the scp community as well Help scp artists help scp authors And adapt the stories correctly and ethically. That's what I would hope for If I pushed over scp 173 can he still kill me? Well chi 34 s my belief is that if you push 173 down on its front That it's just got its little legs its little feet and its little Arms like in a push-up position and then it's just gonna missile ram headbutt your knees So if you want your knees to be bent backwards rather than Uh next snapped then you would push 173 over because that's what you're gonna get You're gonna do a little missile and now both your knees are snapped backwards doesn't sound Pleasant and you wouldn't die immediately. So you'd be in a lot more pain And then it would still come over and snap your neck because you're face down now It can get you or you're on your back or whatever So yes, you are going to uh You're gonna have a worse time that way. That's why we wouldn't do that Doctor I have a skill issue every time I think of the future. It feels sick. How is that happen to me? So I'm gonna need more details here to shiro. Are you Some sort of future telling anomaly that can see the future and when you think of that future Your body becomes ill from using your powers Then you might need to train your powers so that they don't injure you when you use them Because that would be a very useful skill for us at the foundation to use Uh if you are so worried about the future because it's bad and it seems like it's getting worse Well, yes, I have a certain certain amount of uh pessimism as well And the most we can do as human beings Is what good we can for ourselves as well as others And to help as a community to help others grow and be well And if we do that with our single individual actions if we do that in group dynamics If we do that in the political sphere if we help one another We are more likely to succeed than if we try to Defeat one another The politics of kindness Mr. Rogers vibes for real real The war thunderer drop scp 173 from orbit So it is just made of concrete Nothing in its article says it's indestructible So I imagine it would shatter But at the same time I do not want to destroy an anomaly. We are not the global coalition So no, we're not going to do that back to the chat. Oh Do you know about scp 3700 the tides of war if you don't there is a video made by dr. Bob around it So I do not know about scp 3700 and beyond that um Yes, I'm not very familiar with dr. Bob's work. So Although I tend to do my Investigations through the wiki first and then see how other creators have adapted it because certain creators change them More or less compared to others Right now we have 343 god number of viewers and 231 Very bad scp number of likes so go ahead and like the stream and let's get closer to that god number. Shall we? Kai 34 is just want to say thank you for answering your questions. Well happy to do it Thank you for your donations to the site 42 cause. We're doing our best on all sides here Are any of the rocky whore picture show characters anomalous? Great question chocolate chip So I would say That your standard issue humans Brad and janet and dr. Scott all of them humans. So not anomalous now When you look at the transylvanians Well, they're aliens and so your riffraff your magenta your Frank and furter Now I think columbia is a transylvanian too ergo. I believe well no columbia is a groupie So just might be a very excited human hanging out might not actually be a transylvanian. I'd have to Do some research on that one But for sure the Three that we know our transylvanians are aliens. So they are anomalous and Rocky is a zombie And so definitely brought back from the dead. That's anomalous af mate So yes, I believe that we are Looking at several anomalies in the rocky whore picture show Have you watched evan royalties films on? Mobile task force missions. So I have seen two Well, aren't there only two evan royalty films because the third one didn't get made I've seen scp overlord and then I went back and watched scp dollhouse And they are fine They are decently made films. I approve of them. I see nothing wrong I could wish that more like the 096 film by mr. Clay and dark math films That they could Do more than just the mobile task force side because with all the researchers and the background stuff in the 096 I found that one much more interesting But I can't say that it was bad. I could just say it wasn't exactly as interesting as I would wish now Speaking of the 096 film mr. Clay and dark math films are working on a new scp live-action show It's called scp academy And if you go to the dark math films youtube channel Make sure you subscribe to them because they are getting close To releasing the pilot episode of this live-action series. They have filmed it. They've been editing it. It's coming together real good And I look forward to the story. They're telling And if we can do that if we can make that happen if we can fund them when they are ready to release I think we're going to get some high quality content. So let's keep that up Dark math films scp academy Make sure to check it out. Let's check out the chat up here. Nemesis. Thank you for your first don't know to the stream Much appreciated you helping the site 42 red division make bigger and better scp content Alpha one. I am at least 55 percent. Sure. We do not have an scp 55 Wait, are you an scp? Well, it is well known That doctor scp doctor scp The doctors and researchers from the foundation are sometimes in some way anomalous themselves Now sometimes they gain that anomaly through a freak accident Sometimes they are bored with the anomaly and then they become foundation Uh subjects they get contained, but eventually they become doctors after the fact Or other kinds of employees Now if I have some sort of anomaly that is uh Beyond your classification level. We're not talking about that here Can we have a secret or not well known random scp scpc fact also? Hello. Well, hello, dakota a random shark punching center fact um So the shark punching center I would say a random fact of theirs is that they have this great Great Spa that they send their punchers to when they are all punched out so that they can relax and punch further And it's got the statue of a shark And the statue of the shark Is oh it's spc 173 of course Where are you? Where are you spc 173? I know you're here Don't you lie to me? Are you gone? Do we lose it? No spc 173 is gone rude Oh no, it's just in a uh Tail that's why which of these tails is it about tree fitty After they broke our fists fins of the father dread circuses jumps the shark How spc ruined halloween. Okay. I'm kind of interested in that. I'm gonna look that up All right. Well, I can't find it, but yes, there is a oh Yes, here we go spc 173 it's a joke article Yes, it is a animate statue of a shark that If you are visually observing it it clenches either one of your both Yes, it will bite you if you do not if you clench your fist It's meant to teach the shark punchers to relax. So yes spc 173-j Have fun with that I cannot read wait to read how the spc ruined halloween. I'm so excited. That's so dumb already on its face All right See if you if you typo if you type spc instead of scp I will I will tell you about the spc spc What does scp 999 tastes like? Well, it smells like your favorite scent And so I assume that if you were like put it in your coffee or something It would take it would add that kind of like the same flavors the aroma that it has for you also it tickles all the way down and it's uh Can be a little uncomfortable in certain points if you know what I mean You don't want to know what I mean How's my lo-fi doing? I'll tell you back to the top Alpha one you may be level five classification But most of this chat isn't and so you're not we can't reveal those kind of secrets to lower level employees You know that What am I seeing up here? Chocolate chip. Yes, because you asked nicely we can have a Good old-fashioned pen spin tutorial So if you want to spend the pens if you want to spend the pins Then all you need to do is Take a finger On each side of the pen pinch it Like scissors like chopsticks and then you wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle And you get used to wiggling it back and forth And you start to wiggle it slowly and then once it gets to about a halfway point You catch it in the next finger Now you wiggle wiggle wiggle and you move it And you wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle. Yeah, you go over the top And you go under the bottom You go over the top you go under the bottom You go both ways you can go under the bottom over the top over the bottom over the top You just keep rolling Once you get the motion with lots and lots of practice because it takes a lot a lot of practice Then you start using your wrists to give it a little momentum and that helps it So yes become a pen spinning expert at your own will At your own risk because it's addictive It feels really cool. And then everyone looks at you like you're a bad ass pen spinning guy It gets you all the ladies and all the duckets mad duckets Amber good to see in the chat My Don Pedro is going swimmingly in case you guys didn't know In November. Oh god. It is two weeks away I will be performing Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing at the Victoria Theatre in San Francisco And so if you are in San Francisco to have over 10th 11th and 12th You can buy tickets and come see me perform in the Shakespeare production And if you are not in San Francisco Then you can go to the description in the bio of this video or my other videos And the beacons link contains a Co-fi for the theater company and those who donate 20 dollars will get a video recording of the play After we do our weekend of shows. So if you want to see that then you can see that from The video or if you're local you can come see me and come to the meet and greet The end of the show But either way we're going to be performing Shakespeare in San Francisco We don't have fancy accents even though we're doing our lines. We're going to be doing them in a more natural accent because we are professionals But the show is going very well and I very much look forward to performing it coming up soon We got a zk. Why are we got a zk? What universe are you in they got a zk because we don't have a zk here. There ain't no zk happening around here Oh, what was that? Sherman have you heard of the hell of a broken day fanfic? And so what do you think of it? Is that Is that a hell of a boss when day breaks fan fiction? Is that what you're saying? Is that what you're telling me exists? I'm So confused That's such a weird thing How old is scp 3008? Well, if you classify from The article then we're looking at may 4th 2017. So about six years old six and a half years old Now if we decide instead To look at the age of the Ikea corporation Then we are talking about the furniture company that was founded in 1943 80 years of Ikea And that means that because we don't we redacted which Ikea it is We don't necessarily know how old the building that the infinite Ikea's Dimension door opened in but it can't be long can't be older than 80 years That's the maximum because otherwise there wouldn't be an Ikea to unless unless It was the other way around the the interior of the infinite Ikea came first And The idea of Ikea came to us from there Someone who had escaped and started their own chain Maybe even started their chain to make a door to that dimension in this universe I guess we have more to research don't we Christina I do not Know about the amazing digital circus except that it seemingly has blown up very recently And so I do not know anything about it It's an animated series. I see some voice actors It's on a channel Yep, I do not know anything about this. Does even have a wiki yet? It has a fandom wiki although you can't always trust fandom wiki. They get a lot of things wrong If you look at the fandom wiki for scp Well, they get so much wrong. It's wild So I always take fandom wikis with a grain of salt Gooseworks is an independent animator and musician having made shorts such as little runmo Worked on music for has been hotel work on the other they were recruited by glitch to work as a showrunner Where they pitched the amazing digital circus Australian-American computer animated horror comedy web series created by youtube animator and composer goose works to to to to to See this is what i'm going to do one day Site 42 is just going to get big enough that I can just pull on some sweet Animation team and be like hey make an scp show and as long as your show's scp. I will pay you to do it And then we will continue to make the money to make more shows and we will have a studio on our hands a web film animation studio But for now until I can do that support scp animation shows like the offshoot Who we collaborate with very often the offshoots pro pilot episode did very well. So if you go to scp scpips on youtube that is the offshoot. They are excellent. We like them Dustin thank you for your first donation to the site 42 red division How does 173 scp 173 work if we knew it wouldn't be anomalous? We do not know why it works. We just know that it works And that's why we keep it in a box My preferred k-class Very interesting. So funny story Uh, one of my articles was supposed to have a k-class that I never implemented I think I thought that it was just a step too far But although it's implied But because it's implied we wouldn't actually have it happen But if you look at the first article I ever wrote scp 3086 George the chinchilla then what you realize at the ending Is that site 42 has lost control of george the chinchilla They are losing staff fast. They are calling for distress, but that distress call is going to infect more scp sites and There's a possibility now. I'm not saying it's uh Happening. I'm just saying it's a possibility that they're looking at a gk-class end of narrative scenario where all Human minds and all books and all Media is turned into iterations of george the chinchilla At which point if aliens ever show up Then they will become infected and spread it to the universe So a gk-class end of narrative scenario Is what happened possibly at the end of scp 3086 Fun stuff Back to the archive Does scp 3008 update if ikea made a new logo or changed the store interiors You know I bet I bet one of the reasons that The store is always shifting and growing Is because changes were made and in these changes Uh, you end up with wings of the infinite ikea that go defunct that go dark They get real messed up and a lot more of the ikea employees Because they are remnants of past ikeas And so the push for modernization Ah, so you see the answer is it's all capitalism's fault. I knew it Also Give it up for chocolate chip in the chat with very good questions today You are killing it on excellent scp related questions Can we put scp 173 in a Pool without a ladder sim style So There are some Who think that this is a suitable solution I am not one of them I feel like if we could just toss it in a pit Then we would not have to have as many security features as we do We have in a room with doors We have to clean Because we have to Oh, yeah, because it has a constant stream of the Red and black Or the red and brown matter And that would eventually form a hill that it could climb up That's why we can't put it in a hole Man, I'm so smart. That's why they hired me here at the foundation. I know the answers to questions Do any scp's have known? Oh god This these two go together these two go together. How do you feel about scp's having? Uh, or do any scp's have distinct sexualities? So obviously we contain humanoid entities now while we treat them like objects So we still call them it we don't use their proper pronouns It's not because Of anti lgbt stuff. It's because their object's not people. It's anti anomaly stuff get it right But obviously these anomalies have different identities that they claim to have and different sexualities And so there are some Of all types. I'm sure there are so many of them But unless it's pertinent to their research, we're not paying attention Now on that note, what do I think of dr. Kleff's relationship with scp 173? In the article date night now number one Uh, you mentioned that it was by the vulgan, but Number one, uh, that is an article from the wiki that vulgan just read it did not make it Also, if you look at the scp 173 compilation that we released on site 42 yesterday We have our own reading of date night And our reading of date night Also I think it's pretty darn good. So pardon if you want an alternate reading of that from dr. Sherman check it out, but yes Dr. Kleff and his date night I just stay on my side of the facility I'm not going over to site 19 They're weird over there, man They're weird over at site 19 Not my place. Not my problem. I'm here at site 42 where everything's fine and dandy like sour candy Hey, dr. Sherman, how would the scp foundation go about containing a god that is a threat to all of existence? What type of box would they use? so depending on what that god does uh, that would end up being a different situation for instance scp 30, uh, sorry 343 Who claims to be god? Not that I believe him Uh, not that I believe it Sorry, even I slip sometimes not that I believe it. It claims to be god And it stays willingly. So we don't have to really do a lot Which you know is suss as hell. So I don't like it, but at least we don't have to waste a lot of resources meanwhile Uh, obviously the scranton reality anchor is a wonderful tool for containment And keeps a lot of things without problems Otherwise we can use disinformation campaigns and reverse psychology to trick it into staying and to not using its powers We we contain a lot of gods already. We're pretty good at this by now. We have a lot of options Cookie diesel. Thank you for your first donut of the site 42 red division. What would happen if 096 looked in a mirror? Oh, we answered this earlier in the stream, but just real quickly 096 gets mad when other people know what its face looks like and so it knows what its face looks like Otherwise, it wouldn't be so sad about what its face looks like. So I believe that It would not be affected by a mirror, but thanks for your donut. Thanks for your question Why can't kids go to scp? Because we tried bring your kid to work day And you know what happened the child breaker So no more bring your kid to work day Because the child breaker Good night amber. Pleasure to have you in the stream. Good to see you. Good to have a good night Is my pen an scp or nah? Well, if it is Then i'm not sure what its anomaly is I mean there are some cannons where it is a sort of Protection device for dr. Sherman. There was a time where I was using it as a uh What did I use it for? It was a self-defense device. That's for sure Uh, there's some there's at least one cannon where I used my pen to escape a kidnapping And I don't it was so long ago. I don't even remember what it did to my kidnapper But yes, if it may be anomalous or it may be a security device But it is either way Science or anomaly it does something chat Flying by a Sherman if you have heard or ever seen the bloop. What is it and how much do you know about it? Just asking that's all I do not ever Have heard of the bloop I know nothing about it I am unfamiliar with this bloop So I hope that answers your question that I do not know Can the scp foundation take on the 40k universe? So we have a lot of space fairing scp cannons And so we do have a version of the foundation where we got Further and further down the tech tree and at lots and lots and lots of big anomalous science and made space travel and light speed travel so Honestly, I'm not familiar with 40k. I know how the orcs can like alter reality by believing it hard enough I've heard that plenty of times But we've taken on stuff like that. So I think with the right technology in the right, uh, planning That the foundation has a shot The waffle house has found its new host Of course it did. We were the ones who freaking got it These people at the waffle house, they took so long to find a new host and we were looking down the barrel of a giant Ritual sacrifice situation if we did not get in a new host fast was a whole WHK Scenario that we were very worried about but we saved it. You're welcome Man, this chat just flies by Yeah, and by the way foundation officers are worried about going into waffle houses You've seen how well they are at breaking up fights at the chair catches They are a formidable force Be aware before going in there Mr. Hotdog water. Dr. Sherman. I request the knowledge of all femboy scps. I'm begging you. I'm bored of 096 Well for your first don't know that's where you're gonna go go hum I So for the first time in my life I don't have an scp for that I am completely Unfamiliar with that, but I will Ruin my search history right now By typing in scp femboy and seeing what happens What are we looking at here? Okay, these are not femboys. These are women or these are girls It's anime girls I mean that's Essentially, that's what I'd expect to find in the same genre if I were looking for that Oh god, okay anything else All right, did it did it actually say the word or is that just as close as it gets on the wiki? I don't think that we have anything. No, okay. There are no femboy scps Incontainment on the wiki currently now what the greater fandom has done I hold no responsibility. I stake no claim And I fear greatly Thank you for your don't know mr. Hot dog water meanwhile pancake dragon. Thank you for your don't know Hey, dr. Sherman. Have you seen murder drones? It's by the same channel that did the imaging digital circus different writer though I think I just recently Saw a theory video On murder drones That's the one that takes place in the future and there are murder drones and there are drones that are not murder drones And then they have a program virus that makes them murder drones or something like that um So that's a sci-fi future that I bet you that we would deal with uh Thanks to anderson robotics. I'm gonna blame them. I think it's their fault Foundation staff. We have just over 300 likes and 400 viewers hit that like button. Let's catch that number up Can we deep fry scp 173? It's possible, but nothing good will come of it Okay, dustin dustin look dustin look look dustin dustin look Maybe Catboy and cat made waifu scps are a little more common. Maybe not on the wiki But we've been doing some unofficial experiments at site 42 And no good has come of it except for Making 049 pay for its crimes That is exactly the good that has come from dealing with the cat made waifu dimension But that is all That we do with it is for its one sole purpose of punishing 049 for its crimes is the uno reverse card and scp in the there is a tick tock series about What's her name? What's her name the tick tock uno reverse card girl? Uh Bella Ella Ella not Bella Ella Ella does the scp tick tock or no does that uno reverse card tick tocks And I made a video with her one time. That was pretty funny Uh trying to recontain recontain the uno reverse card But I don't believe there is an actual official scp Of the uno reverse card because that would just be a little too easy and without a lot of Action Yeah, they did it on a Yeah, they did it in the amino community. I guess which is unofficial stuff But that's all Where was I in the chat? I saw this vid with you and scp Wyatt with his shower thoughts It said because scp 173 creates fecal matter. Can you not stare at it because the smell making your eyes water and blink? That is one reason why it gets harder and harder to stare at 173 the longer you stand there You will blink eventually Because of the poop back in the chat. Are you familiar with the mandela catalog series? I have seen some videos and I have seen some theories about it. So I am familiar with that series and Find bits and pieces of it interesting Analog horror as a genre. I actually look forward to seeing some scp stuff done in the low budget analog horror sense Once this play is done. I'm going to be very excited to have some free time Uh between that and my day job and work towards some bigger scp productions and something analog horror would be kind of cool Hmm got to think about that pardon Sherman can we prank the global occult coalition with 173's leavings? you mean like Put some of the red brown in a bag and light it on fire in front of their door Have fun Go on Send 999 to the moon Hashtag send 999 to the moon You know what jeremy? I think the lunar place the lunar base could use some morale After the giant spider attack making it into a spider moon after they saw that situation I think they could certainly use some morale So maybe we should ship 999 to the moon base so that the lunar base staff can have a little R&R that's not a bad idea very thoughtful of you to consider and to ask about it I'm sure they would much appreciate it What are my favorite scp's? Well seeing as these office hours have gone on for about two hours I think I will be adjourning in the next nine minutes And that means that in nine minutes I will tell you my favorite scp's and we will sign off So this is your last chance to get your questions in For office hours and then I will reveal my favorite scp's and then we will sign off How would shag I get to if you were on the moon? I already said this already It has very very strong legs It has a great squat booty 096 a squat booty it would squat down on down and that would jump to the moon Uh, which is why you don't want to look on its face at the moon because it will leave a crater on the earth And it will get you on the moon 096 is got does not skip leg day Which is why You have to join the foundation fitness initiative If you cannot escape the anomalies Uh in the breach then you are going to get got The you don't need to be faster than the anomaly. You just need to be faster than the slowest researcher So if you want to survive containment breaches like a pro join the foundation fitness initiative We have t-shirts at the beacons link at our store And hit the gym don't skip leg day survive the containment breach. That's how we do it I would wear that on stream, but I wear it to the gym for real. So I don't actually have it clean right now How do I dress like an scp foundation scientist so the other thing I am one? Well, the first thing you want to make sure of is never buy a costume lab coat Costume lab coats are very cheap fabric But they cost more than regular lab coats So what I did is I went to a legitimate medical supply store because you can just buy lab coats, man And I mean I bought this one a long long time ago, but it was only $20 And for 20 bucks. I got this nice well fabric well made lab coat And I just got an iron on patch from good friend of the channel toke king studios He is our number one etsy based uh scp merch seller And I I earned it on and now I have a dope lab coat that looks good and is cheaper than a costume So yeah costume lab coats garbage get a real one Have you ever died and had been reincarnated? Well, there's a lot of universes where I died and didn't get to come back There are some universes where I did die and get to come back Sometimes it's like uh in Marvel's agents of shields where you know Tahiti's a wonderful place And so maybe you don't remember that you've been brought back So if I have been brought back, I don't recall being brought back, but that doesn't mean I wasn't it's uh That's what happens when you are a highly valid valuable asset to the foundation I think I saw the four pixels uncensored. What should I do? Um Let me check real quick Do security cameras site 19 096's cell Oh Oh, he's screaming Oh, no Oh, uh Yeah, you better run bud. You better run and hide and make uh Make your last will and testament because uh he that boy common. You made a mistake Uh, make sure that you burn the four pixels that way. We don't uh have this happen again That'd be very nice for you to do that Uh, don't let other people get in that situation, but yeah, I'm sorry to say it bud. You're gonna have a bad time Fare thee well who will win goku or scp 096 Gotta give that one to goku. Gotta give that one to goku Uh 096 is pretty indestructible But we do know that the meat of its body was gotten away by anti tank guns And so that tells me that it is not indestructible Just really hard to beat and so uh, yeah, it's uh, it's not that strong. I think it's it's gonna go down Imagine you read this Well, I don't have to imagine because I did read it. How about that? Who is the hottest scp? Well scp 457 is a Person literally made of fire. So probably that one. Can we put a bag on scp 096's head? That's what we do whenever we need to recontain it. We put a bag on its head so we can't see its head anymore, but The problem is that there's pictures out and about so people find the pictures and then we gotta go recontain it It's frustrating Are there any scp's that love dancing? so What scp I like a lot is the invincibility dance because there is a kinetoglyph or a spell cast by certain Precise movements and that series of kinetoglyphs makes you invincible scp Invincibility dance Uh scp 3688 if you're interested is a series of kinetoglyphs that would perform in sequence. So with a sufficient degree of accuracy causes the Performer to become functionally invincible for the duration So if you want to become If you want to learn the invincibility dance, you got to get in with the team from scp 3688 Uh, it is oh and its title is you can dance if you want to Because it is the safety dance But site 42 staff go through safety dance training because it is an important thing to have on hand What happens if you throw a peanut in the ocean near scp 3000 would scp 3000 stare at peanut So fizzarole tv What you're looking at there is that There is not What's the phrase i'm looking for scp 3000 is far too massive to have to worry about peanut being able to uh crack its neck So it would not care because it could not be damaged by peanuts So nothing to worry about there Uh, thank you for your first time donation to site 42 red division though fizzarole tv Dupless 2004 what's your opinion of dr. Elias Shaw? so The guy is an arrogant and reckless douchebag who causes problems all the gosh darn time Very rude very reckless. I do not like him Uh, okay, sometimes he can be a little funny The guy has a sick sense of humor and sometimes you like a little dark humor in the foundation, but you know Overall Take him or leave him. We need we need crackpots like alias Shaw sometimes Ah Dustin 096 would not be stopped by an uno reverse card It is not going to help you friend. I'm sorry Come on dr. Sherman. What happens if the ritual is completed? I hope we never find out because All gods be praised. We do not want to summon him Blue Give me the jibblies just by thinking about it jibble jibble jibble How does scp-3008 stay stocked up? We never heard anything about this trucks coming to restock the store So obviously there are no trucks to restock scp-3008 because they are locked in There is no exit So things just appear in the 3008. I'm assuming like when you look at the cafeteria The meatballs are just restocked Sometimes No one really knows why or how What is my favorite cake? My favorite kind of cake. Oh This is a very simple question. I like a good red velvet cake with the cheesecake the cheese, uh Cream cheese frosting. Yes, you get the red velvet cake you get the cream cream cheese frosting You got a very good a cake Very decadent I remember what you did me back in 99 Sherman Well, I hope so it'll teach you not to do it again Otherwise if I didn't want you to remember I would have amnesticized you okay, so Gems gaming's got the last question very interesting anomaly. I haven't thought about in a while What would happen if you nuke nuke york? What should happen to the trains? Let me look up nuke york real quick because I have not looked at this article in a while Is an anomalous relationship between the force of an explosion in drawing county wyoming the efficiency of the new york city subway The specific equation for this relationship is not been induced, but is understood to be proportional the larger the yield of the explosion The faster and smoother the subway will function for the day so explosion yield trains seem to regularly defy reality And physics to reach destinations quickly in one instance the train began to simply teleport between stations Count counters failed to return to an accurate measure the air is human level. This could be accurate due to the oh Did we Well, it looks like we've already done it There are 292 test lines omitted and it seems like we have already nuked it so I would assume that we already have those test results. They are just omitted from The current record that I am allowed to access at my current classification level And this is not because my overall classification level is low It's just that certain projects have certain classification levels or data admitted due to certain reasons so With that in mind We have made it to the end of the stream And that means of course that we are going to finish with dr. Sherman's favorite scps So, you know as well as I know That my scps do not count toward my favorite scps because that would be cheating. They're my babies Of course, I love my babies But if you want to go see my scps the ones that I've written You can go to the link in the description and go to dr. Sherman's or the sherm site 42 author page from there My favorite scps not written by me are as follows 3999 3043 008 sj scp spooky dash j scp 5175 scp 5031 scp 532 0 I say them again scp 3999 scp 3043 scp 008 dash j scp spooky dash j scp 5031 scp 5175 And scp 532 0 These are dr. Sherman's favorite scps go enjoy the read Thank you for coming to dr. Sherman's office hours. I hope you had a good time I certainly did we got a lot of good education done for the scp community you all whether you are Cadets in the training whether you are officers brushing up on your notes Whether you are civilians in a broken masquerade universe where you get to see these videos and learn more about the foundation I hope this was a very educational moment for you And so with that in mind We are going to sign off Make sure of course to like the stream Share and subscribe to the channel make sure to support site 42's ventures Become a channel member if you want sweet emojis and badges for supporting site 42 red division so we can make bigger and better content in the future Thank you very much Secure contain protect and see you in the next video Can you feel The energy Feels so real my energy energy Feels so