 Take one, take one, action. Stop picking up the scissors. Julie. Hold on, I'm gonna fall. Just an update on my perm, y'all. Please do not do that. I had my hair soaked in coconut oil for two days and did two treatments of Olaplex just to salvage what was left of my Dorito hair. It's still very permed, but it almost fell off my head completely. So if you're looking for an update, that's it. Summer is coming to an end, and you know, we wanted to do something nice for our son. Good boy, he's a hamster. And we thought, why not give out a great big summer blowout? He deserves it, he's had a hard summer. He deserves it. He's been working hard, he ran probably 400 miles this summer. Especially since the channel Vanilla Ham Ham, where I've gotten most of these things, continues to be the most extra thing on the internet. We already made a couple of tiny things for Ad in the last video, we made him a table, some pancakes, and a couple hats. So we're making our hamster, a carrot cake, a slushie, a picnic table, and a sandbox. What are you doing today? We love him. We're gonna make the table first. Eugh, eugh. Can I trust you with the scissors? Oh, I love cutting off the ends. Can I trust you with it? Yes, you can trust me with the scissors. Oh my God, I forgot that you just did this and there's powder sticks all over the house. Julian, get it all the way to the edge. You airy mess. Don't do that, don't do that. Stop! I swear to God, we're gonna go to the hospital by the end of this video, stop it. Who just gonna hug you? No, you can't do that. It's safe for hamsters. No, it's not. Can I have a glue please? Put your hand out. Put your hand out. Put your hand out like this, and you just go right in there. Hey, nice to meet you. My name is Julian. Nice to meet you. My name is Julian. Nice to meet you. And you just go. So, Julian, stop. Go wash yourself, be nasty, and you need Jesus. No, now I'm not gonna drop anything for the rest of the video. Julian! I need a leash for my Julian, cause he's out of control. Babe, do you know what my astrological sign is? It's called Aries. Yeah, thanks, I'm aware. Oh, it means that you're fucking insane. What? What if we staple them? No, that's not safe for hamsters. You have to do things cause they're safe, okay? It might take a little extra time, a little extra effort, but it's safe for our son. Do you care? Yeah, baby, I care, I love you. The hamster, when your hands are covered in glue. Correction, you can't drop a hamster when your hands are covered in glue. Gentle with it. I'm inspecting it. Ew. You're obeying codes, and... What are you writing on your hand? Joel Austin is in blood plug. Don't write secrets about Joel Austin on your hand. Open your mouth, dude. That's dangerous. Do not. You're Joel Austin's smut on your hand? Oh my God. We have to let this dry before we can put the benches on, so it might just be a picnic table, and it might be too tall for him. We'll have to see. So we're gonna let this dry, and while this is drying, it's time to start cooking. Are you excited? Yeah, I just saw the recipe, right? It's unbelievable, right? It's the most, it's so incredibly extra. Let's go. Yes. So vanilla ham ham doesn't save it. She just pulls out two little exquisite trays for her carrot cake. I'm gonna make those first. We have to make two matching, identical aluminum foil trays so we can bake our hamster a layer cake. You know what I'm saying? It's perfect. Needs to be exactly the same size, girls. It won't be a good layer cake. It'll just be like a shit cake. Oh yeah, I love having a son. My name is Jenna, I have a son and a basketball game tomorrow. Exactly the same size. I need to preheat the oven to 180 degrees. J and J's hamster kitchen. 180 is pretty low. Is it even gonna cook? It's pussy. Look at this boy, right here. All right, so we're gonna grate one carrot. One carrot, yeah. I mixed two teaspoons of flour and a drop of oil. You need the water too. Wait, there's water? Yeah. Ain't nothing like mixing two teaspoons of flour with a drop of oil. It's looking lit. All right, half a teaspoon. That's not half a teaspoon. That's not half, are you kidding? He's gonna wake up thinking it's like any other day and we're gonna take him out and that boy's gonna have a fucking sand pit and a carrot cake and a cucumber slushie. He's gonna have a fucking carrot cake. Yeah, that's right, our fucking hamster is gonna have a fucking carrot cake. All right. Julia! Fuck your fucking knife. No, a falling knife has no handle and I just disobeyed that law. So you caught a falling knife? Yes. Get out! Half the flour is left in the spoon. I need my carrot. Just stop with the more carrot. I don't want any more carrot. Just have one. I have to make sure it's homogenous. We're gonna put this in our little carrot trays. Landmau, be beautiful, how cute. Hold you. What is that? What is that? That was me. 10 minutes in the oven. Now we have some time to talk about how you need to stop it. So for the icing, she was able to find these like white ones and green ones or whatever. At this pet store, they only had strawberry drops so everything's gonna be pink and I also don't have any yogurt. Obviously I don't eat any fucking yogurt so I'm just gonna try and use water. So the comes out shitty. Don't make fun of me, okay? But it also can't be like gooey because he can't have anything squishy and sticky in his pouch. So we have to let it dry which is why we're doing it now before we decorate his sandpit so that it's nice and dry. So it's not gooey in his pouch. Oh my God, this is gonna be so good for my basketball game tomorrow. They don't look all like cooked like hers. Wait, is 180 degrees like some Celsius? No, it's just that harder, a little thicker I think. Name something you're proud of Ad for. The other day he got out of his wheel and he looked up at me when I was walking by but pretty incredible. Yeah, now you're gonna cut the cucumber but you keep the skin separate from the flesh. Oh boy. We couldn't find a little plastic slushy thing like vanilla ham ham had. So we figured we could just feed him out of this little trough. He's a troughy guy. Shit, oh shit. What the fuck? And you guys like smash it all up like it's gonna be a slushy. I can't mash this. How the fuck did she do that? She like literally does the impossible on her channel. This is fucking impossible. Beep beep beep. Oh my God. He moved me with some cucumber, beep beep. How is that you? She just put a cucumber in the blender. Okay, so heads up. If you're ever trying to make a vanilla ham ham recipe this bitch uses Celsius. We've been baking our cake at 180 degrees forever now and it's never gonna bake. It's definitely 350 degrees so we'll be done soon. It's not exactly perfect but we tried our best to stripe it. Ooh, here comes the cherry. He's gonna take like not even a bite of that and he'll be very unimpressed. This looks so much effort. Oh my God. You know what? These are a fucking nightmare to cook. The top is hard but then the rest of it's like fucking gooey. How did we fuck this up? For fuck's sake. These have taken like an hour. Vanilla ham ham girl you did not show the life struggles that happen when you make this tiny cake. This is the blood bath. This looks like nasty. Girl, ew. Oh hell yeah. That's fucking ugly. It's pretty cute. I'm hungry. What's up in the fridge and you get a snare? What? It's sand pit time. Bringing the sand pit. Those of you that are concerned don't worry we got play sand it's safe for children and babies and hamsters. Oh! Here we go BB. In order to make him feel special we're gonna decorate his sand pit. Julian, when you're dating me do you ever just feel like what the fuck? No. Really? No, because you're me. You're like the same way. I like to be weird too. Aw. But I mean this shit's ridiculous. Is it though? I feel like it's necessary. 10 times better already. Oh shit, it's a fucking sand bath for my fucking hamster. It's looking pretty festive. Obviously Ad can't touch like most of the stuff in here but we'll supervise him. Fucking God. This is still like sticky. We put it in the freezer but I'm nervous cause they're not supposed to have sticky in their pouch. So worst case scenario is that we have to make another little carrot cake without icing which was annoying but at least we know what temperature to bake it at. We're gonna wait till Ad wakes up anyway. Yeah we'll see when Ad wakes up. So it's been a little while and this still feels like really sticky. I think maybe because we added water so it's not dry enough. This really sucks. I think I'm just gonna make another little cake without icing. I fail. I'm sorry. I'm trying my best. I have a basketball game tomorrow. Get ready for it. But I don't want Ad to get anything sticky in his mouth though. All right, I'll be back. I've been baking for my hamster all fucking night. But this one actually came out a little better than the first one. Because I baked it at the correct temperature the first time. So yeah, okay, it's a really cool frosting. But guess what? Today I've learned that just because Vanilla ham ham can do it doesn't mean you can, okay? I learned the hard way. I've also put down a little paper towel under here just in case Ad gets a little crazy so he won't get sand in his mouth because of a thoughtful caring mother and my son deserves the best. Did you get that at Toy Story House? Maybe. You got that at the Toy Story? Actually no. You got it at Toy Story House. He's already awake and has gone potty. Look what we did. Good morning. Good morning. Some carrot cake or some cucumber sundae? What do you think? It's like bitch with a fuck M.R. Daddy made you a beautiful sandpan. Up your slide. Mommy baked you not one but two carrot cakes. So if you don't eat it, I'm gonna actually flip the fuck out. Go to the food, dog. Oh my God. There's treats in there, yeah. Oh, just checking it out. He could be on the fucking moon right now. Like he does not know or care. Whoa, there he goes. Do you smell a delicious carrot cake that you would like to eat? Because I made it for you. He likes the carrot cake. Oh, he likes it. You like the carrot cake? Isn't it good? Oh my God. Oh my God, he's going at it. God, Ed. Where, Ed? There's also a delicious sundae in a big, tiny carrot cake. Leave me alone. In a trough over here. See, Julian, all those hours of baking a tiny cake, isn't this worth it? Dude, he's furious about this thing. Are you having a good summer out? I keep like breathing and laughing and blowing his fur. And I'm like. I saw it that time. Oh, the carrot. Wow, enough of this fake shit. Give me that whole fucking carrot. Nope, over the carrot. He's back to the dessert. Back to the carrot. Oh, that one went to that one to the cheek. That's the cheek for later. I swear to God. He ate the whole carrot. He put the whole thing in his cheek. All at once. He's eating his sundae. Oh, I like it. Please eat it. It took a long fucking time, Ed. Yeah, I was the hardest cucumber I've ever prepared. Wait, so he just walked around with a whole carrot in his mouth? It is cheek, I think, yeah. It looked like he put it right in his cheek. That's boy fucking wild. Hey, Ed. Okay, I don't know about that. Oh, he's getting a little wild. I think it's because he wants to take his carrot back home. Don't go near the lights. It's for decoration, Ed. Hey. Ed, Ed. Why can't you just enjoy what you're in? You're just always trying to get out. Live in the moment, Ed. He's turning on the jets. Why don't you go down your slide? Go that way. It's fun. You'll like it. Oh, hell yeah. He's like real violent about it. Oh my God. Well, so far the carrot cake is a 10 out of 10. This cucumber slushie, zero. He's like, no fucking thank you. I'm so happy. Ed, do you feel like you had a good summer? Look at that. This is going from good to bad. Oh, God. Oh, no! Ed! Here, have some slush. Doesn't look like it. He's taking fucking slush. Well, you know what? You just want to eat some cake and get the fuck out. He's a simple man with simple needs. You're not fancy like vanilla, huh? I just want to run on my wheel and run away. Oh shit, who those fucking moves, damn. Oh, there he goes. It's really good. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're a little ungrateful. You're happy and calm when I'm holding you, but when you're in a pit of fun, you just can't handle it? You just want to get out in this Florida world, huh? I know. Don't we all, Ed? All right, well, I guess that's it. The way that you liked your carrot cake was pretty cute, but we're going to let you go back in your cage and hide that whole carrot wherever you go and hide it. And make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put on your views every Wednesday slash Thursday. Not quite a success, but not quite a failure. So, sounds a lot like my life. Say goodbye, bud. Sure you don't want one more try? One more try. Shit. Oh, my God. Damn!