 Item number SCP-███ Object Class-X Special Containment Procedures SCP-███ containment cell is to be flooded with Dr. Bronner's brand peppermint soap in the event that SCP-███'s secondary effect exceeds containment capacity. SCP-███ effect is currently in the process of being studied, so that we might do away with it. Description SCP-███ is a designation given to a very rude bird capable of producing human speech, despite its anatomy suggesting it would not possess such a capability. SCP-███ uses cursed words almost exclusively. It is not known where ████ learned the words or why it chooses to use them when other words are available. Addendum-G A reverse image search reveals that this type of bird is a finch. Addendum-PG Cursed words really only have the power that we give them. I suggest a document be revised for this perspective. Dr. ████ You, try me. SCP-███ Stimulus Response Hi. F*** you. How are you today? I don't give a f***ing ████. Well f*** you too then. An original cursed word. When parsed by Foundation cryptographers, it translates into the complete writings of James Joyce. SCP-███ is exposed to a patterned screamer. Shut the f*** up. Addendum-TV13 Excerpt from interview conducted on Dr. Gerald, an interest site television program. You are the father. Sir, I am a f***ing ████. Well we have someone here we'd like you to meet. Send me waddles on stage. Why am I a bird? SCP-███ begins doing flips. Addendum-PG-13 SCP-███ has breached containment, acquiring celebrity stats due to incessant media attention paid to its unruly behavior, as it is not actually left-site. It is believed its popularity will burn itself out before too long and make recontainment viable. Addendum-NC-17 SCP-███ has retired after its tie-in video game flopped harder than a dead bird off a wind turbine.