Every driver may someday be faced with an un-winnable situation. This is my solution.
Thanks to Kass for helping me film this (mildly amusing at best, possibly kind of sad in execution) concept. Yeah, I know it's not Citizen Space Kane (the popular 2105 remake of the classic Orson Welles film except now with 400% more lasers), but it's a thing. Kept me off the streets for a while. Well, except the streets I drove on, that is. And maybe there was some veering and girlish screaming when the spider I was filming jumped onto my leg. Also, there were a few near crashes, but I guess those worked out for the most part. So aside from all that, I guess.