 When you make fun of somebody online, you don't know who the person behind the keyboard is. That one's for the truth. Make fun of me and my friends online, you better watch out. I have low self-confidence, and I compensate with weapons. Don't be mean to me. I know your IP address. My dad works in Microsoft Head, buddy. Right here. Peeing your pants is nothing to be ashamed of. Ah, my eye, you're the guy. If you're in front of line for me for the two-for-one deal at Olive Garden, you better get out of my way.