 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Joined by photographer of the frog, photo frog. I forgot his name, the comments, did I kill him? It's photo frog Philippe, and he's taking pictures of the foliage as we head into November. Mmm, I hate him now. Ah! Oh! Sorry about that. How was your weekend? How was your fort? How do you think your Halloween went? Uh, I don't know, I kind of haven't dressed up. Me and Jess had kind of a sad moment, I was leaving and she's like, happy Halloween. And there's just kind of like an onus on me, like you should be dressed like more of an idiot right now. But I'll get there as the day goes. Let's go to the sports! Jim, it's world series season and we've already had some serious highlights. We had a big comeback, down five, nothing, the fills came back. Framber Valdez doing some, uh, a little of this and people are talking about it. But Jim, I want to talk about greasing up your pole, my good man. They're lube in the pole. It's not grease anymore. It's just in. Ah, do you think the state of Philly asked for this? It seems like just marketing by the lube company. They're like, we send 500 gallons of lube to Philly and Philly's like, we're good with the Crisco. They're like, the Crisco doesn't work. Our lube works better. Like, we already used all the Crisco. If I had to guess, there's a middle management employee that started talking to camsoda and was like, yeah, what's the difference between if we get the sexy lube or the Criscos? That was me working in Philly's general town hall. And then you just got Jim, the light pole. So nobody climbs it. I love that they have to grease the poles and then. If you do that enough, the light pole starts getting low. I have a theory. I think if they don't grease the poles, people stop climbing them. The grease is the challenge. The grease is the challenge. No one, if they just can climb every pole, then there's no conquest to it. Every single pole will have people on it. And then there's no like, look, that guy did it. So you don't care about this statement from city officials. Grease light poles are harder to climb when lubed up. I agree. Right. And if he's no grease, there's no applause for climbing the pole. And then what happens? Nothing. They stop climbing the poles. They're bored. They start climbing other stuff. If camsoda sees this and wants to send us some lube. Yeah, we'll do a blind taste test with it. Jim, speaking of lubing yourself up and watching baseball. Game one, premiered last night. Blitzball battle. It's pretty awesome. Almost a breakdown, Jake. This one is a big story. I might do a real full length breakdown because I just found the full game. And it's kind of interesting. These high school refs. Actually, this one high school ref, cheated like plainly. It's fourth and seven for Eastern who's playing Vineland. Good game. New Jersey's 5A state championship invitational turkey ball. It's something so dumb like that. It's honestly closer to that than you think. Yeah, it was like, I was like, what's this game? A lot of letters. It's fourth and seven in the fourth quarter. And Eastern is going for it. They're down and they don't get it. And the ump, baseball guy. And the ref, he's like, I got this. He sends everyone off to get the chains. The announcers are the best part because they're like, I don't think they got it. Stretch them chains, like rooting for him to get it. Stretch that, baby. There we go. Give it a good pull. And then the guy stretches the chains as far as it can. And the head ref's like, nah, just bring those back in. And you know what? The ball was actually here first down. Yeah. The announcers go, oh, no. Oh, no. And then the second voice goes, what? What? A good what is always good. Montage of Joe's saying what for 20 seconds straight. Sorry. Just the one from the apple picking. What? What? And now these refs are not allowed to ref playoff games anymore. Like we looked into it, we're not going to give them any playoff games. A regular season, we still kind of need some bodies. But playoff games, these guys are out for clearly, clearly cheating. They scored a touchdown after that. They're like, it didn't affect the game because Vineland still won. It's like, well, it did because they affected the game. It affected the game. It affected the game. Wait. Drafting sportsbook. Really, really good place to make money on sports. But Jim, the more sports as the niffle rolls on as we head towards niffle season, we had a fun one, a game that looked awful on the map, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers. It starts going a little kooky at the end of the game and then we get a Hail Mary slinging it downfield. There's DJ Moore, trade rumors around him, diving, awesome throw, awesome catch, Walker Timur, to win the game, takes his helmet off. Oh no. Illegal. That's a penalty. We move the extra point back. It's a little deeper. Our guy Eddie Pinheiro turns on it a little bit and it's, oh, and everyone points at DJ Moore and they're like, hey, you can't do that, which it got to be as like, I don't know. Now leave your helmet on. Show the world who you are after a good touchdown. It's not like you're taunting anyone. Safety. They go to overtime after that. Kicker Eddie Pinheiro gets another shot at a closer field goal. Shankapotamus, real tough scene for your Panthers. Now they're two and six. They would have been three and five. Does that make a difference in their division at all? They would have been three and five and in first place in their division because it's a poopy division. Poopy division. Oh. Burtle. Leave your helmet on. Them's the rules. The rules are meant to be broken. A lot of concussions and suicides. The sprints. The teams sprinting up and down the field to get to train. Yeah. Did you hear that? Yeah. Jim, this not sports is something that you've been trying to get on here all year and this time it worked out. You know what? This is a story that usually we'd say, nah, but I'm saying, yeah, they're potatoes in the Halloween bucket. And I'm pro this story. So what's going on is this guy who's Irish in Ireland. He would just put one potato in the bucket of candy in front of his house. See what would happen. That seems like something I'd love to do. I kind of did this when I was little. And then he realized some kids would take the potato and turn around and like, you know, play it up. Play into the gag. I got a potato. And be all excited. And now he's become known as the potato house. And he gets to give out. The potato man. The potato man. So now I'm kind of lost interest because this dude who's like head of marketing for potatoes USA, John Towspern is like, this is a great idea. I'm going to do it too. But the dude, you're in it for the long haul. Your life is potatoes. The original guy, Mr. Potato, he was just having fun with the neighborhood just a gag. So I like it. I like putting something weird in the bucket and seeing if kids will take it. That's fun. Not like, not like bad. Not like a knife. I gave away big baking potatoes. And before I knew it, it took on a life its own. Who would have thought? Not me. Last segment of the show. ASMR, Jimmy's got a boner now. Breezy Halloween night. Employee of the week. Says Peter Moerlin's jeans. We did a we did a clothing swap this weekend in Peter swap jeans, which he's a six, three, two hundred something pound man. I'm a six foot flat, a hundred and eighty pound man. And for us to switch jeans like that, it was like kooky. You say kooky or cookie. That's the great debate. Congrats to Peter Moerlin and not Trevor Ploef. No, no, that's tough. That's where he would get mean. I wanted to give it to Trev and you said no. As the Peter Moerlin special. Thanks, everyone. Goodbye. That was the Weekly Dumb. 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