 grow foreskin back you fucked it so maybe go to the doctor after and see if they can stitch it back on whatever but yeah you can't you can't do that what did you think it was big clip big clip are we alive in 72 countries we are live for the season finale of marty and michael fully actual podcast it is like a hundred degrees it's very hot and man do we have a jam packed episode for you dogs we got locky and jackson sitting in the corner sweating now everyone can see how fucking sweltering it is you wait till you get in front of these lights and it's just so hot we'll be glistening we'll be shining brightly we got p.o box look at these two fucking we got three huge packages we got fucking some oh no hot chili peanuts about them we got are you gonna do them jackson it's some hot peanuts lock you'll do five what's what's fucking happened the last week no one even knows it's been we're nearly we nearly did it we're nearly on holidays we're like another two two videos to film and then we can fucking relax for a for a month and my we're gonna try and get some content out on the podcast youtube channel during the break but uh no promises one might do you know we might do a cheeky prank all here and there um and other than that content will still be coming out on all our socials on all our website everywhere so don't fucking worry all right oh we're just having a break which reminds me this podcast is brought to you by the University of Markle if you want to support us in making videos subscribe to our website we will be starting vlogging only on the website next year and the price goes up by two dollars either end of january or beginning of feb all right so fucking get in there because it doesn't affect current members only new members the price goes up hey isn't that clever Matt do you brown yeah isn't that smart how we did that fucked everyone like that you're not naked today it's like quickly sign up otherwise it's gonna cost more you should be naked it's very clever Jackson's here i got nervous oh all right uh some some pretty fucking disgusting on these days matt i'm a bit like grossed out to even read it but i'll do it because you know i do my bit for the podcast this is your bit for the podcast oh fucking disgusting and if these are true i i don't want to be in this world anyway on this day in 2010 thomas the tank engine checked himself into rehab after it was revealed he was using meth to power his engine rather than coal thomas claims that the fat controller is responsible for the addiction and switched a percentage of the trains to meth to deal with the huge workload the trains had unfortunately thomas never recovered mentally and was found dead in his one bedroom apartment after he slit his tire wheel things with a sharpened toothbrush and bled out oh what a sad beginning anyway let's move on on this day in 2019 Gwyneth Paltrow so last year Gwyneth Paltrow had another child she named her new baby boy cunt fist Gwyneth is known to come up with unique names for her children like apple and says the name cunt fist holds a lot of sentimental value to her and reminds her of a childhood cunt fist paltrow is one year old today so happy birthday man holy she's one year old she's a chick from shallow howl yeah it is yeah she always thinks of weird names for her kids so it makes sense like cunt fist did she have the kids with the cobalt trump i think she had a few of them now she's spitting them out to some other dog oh i thought that was you that on this day in 2002 Liam Neeson had his passport stolen from him by a monkey in barley while holidaying there Liam spent the next six months hunting the monkey that stole his passport savagely murdering and torturing hundreds of monkeys along the way one report even stated that Liam was seen pinning a monkey down with his knees and ripping its skull off its body while screaming where is my fucking passport the monkey population has since halved in barley but Liam found his passport it was in his hotel room fucking hell have you guys seen the videos the monkeys in Thailand go on mental because there's no like there's no um passports tourists there to feed them and stuff so what they're starving oh they're going crazy there's a video of like 100 monkeys fighting over like a bit of food i'm watching that after this i'll show you oh that sounds exciting i'd love to scatter pingers the ping is in food and just see what happens just a one clan of them or mdma and see them be like empathetic and shit oh man they die or give one like grenade they might die yeah if you give them little doses like tiny little doses teach them how to use guns i don't know it um yeah like they've been like attacking people and that for because they want food they're hungry just imagining how hot it is for them look he's sitting there looks like he's sweating bullets swell i'm struggling so i can't imagine it is a fucking hot in here guys i'm so humid i can't believe you have to spend an entire summer in these fucking wait for i've got my industrial fan wait for the reaction of the toilet uh Jackson went for a wee wee and saw this shit spatter all over the bowl it's the worst toilet yeah we're fucking what do you expect like 50 bucks for a cleaner dude it's not his job all right last on this day on this day in 2015 Lionel Messi was fined 15 000 for crushing the windpipe of a 12 year old boy during a track training accident Messi said he thought the boy was the team's goalkeeper and wanted to prank him by driving the ball at him as hard as he could he thought the keeper would jump out of the way but the 12 year old boy who is terminally ill simply didn't have the energy to move and the ball struck him right in the throat and make a wish foundation said although he got hurt his wish of training with his favorite soccer team was still fulfilled and he won't be getting a do-over oh tough shit that's what happens sometimes make a wish kids life life throws you fucking curveball sometimes a fucking you you fucking deal with it holy shit i remember Wayne Rooney for Manchester booted a ball and training and it went oh i was sorry before a game and it went into the crowd and broke the arm of a small kid wow i can't believe that hasn't happened in cricket you see the fuck is slamming sixes into the crowd all the crowd person ever died you think so but i don't know i've never looked up never looked it up but it's surely surely that would have happened before if that fucking ball hits you in the head you're dead if you're a little little boy or girl oh man one person has died from playing cricket they have Phil Hughes yeah he tried to catch he tried nothing wasn't he batting yeah he was batting like he's in using the bat and he used his skull to deflect his helmet was shit yeah fuck that's what it was so donald bradman oh i've got some numbers man dude look at the sweat dude i'm fucking like it's just thick hot air it didn't come with that jackson's always so disappointed when he comes to this shit hole he didn't have any toilet paper for weeks he brought his own he said today he had to have a shower after his shit because that's the norm now and then he goes in the shower and it doesn't even work it like as the shitest stream ever all right well let's let's do the questions while jackson's um sitting here um roger so um so now we're gonna bring on our first guest our first guest i'll get out of the way you can jump in the um actually i'll move over and you can sit here um he is uh he's fucking he's he's on social media you've probably heard of him uh jackson herdoity if you haven't uh go and give him a follow he's just sort of starting out um have a look at his shit see what you think um he's doing quite well and he's got one of the biggest only fans in the world good energy everyone great energy great energy do i look at the camera um you can look wherever the fuck you want let's make sure you don't maintain eye contact with matt for too long because he gets like i feel really fast with you yes physical fire hello everyone it might have been a while and yes i know i look fat my hair looks shared and i'm a bit irrelevant now i'm funny anymore and i do porn and stuff fucking shut up just shut the fuck up all right i do porn just shut up i fucking love it so i'm still a nice fucking person all right but you did have a you did have a goal going into only fans and you achieved that goal if you're gonna do something you do it right yeah exactly right i should probably speak into this but yes i have been uh filming new content lately actually i'm a little bit over the porn game now and yes i know my children are gonna see it fucking who cares so you're you're coming back it's sort of hot it is sort of hot not for children but i mean for me yeah and like people are going to hear kids again i think i'm like my kids are gonna think that their parents are legends when they invite their entire school over for a fucking pool party at their mansion yeah that's it dick fucking dick i'm a bit fired up sorry guys it's bloody good to see is that was just a g up but you are you are coming back you're coming back to that what are you gonna be doing i am making a bit of a turn to social media is this good how i'm speaking yeah you're good nice and clear put this in front of you good i just got into the the old the old adult industry for a little because i'm at my lady friend and um you know she was already doing it and i just thought fuck it like people have seen me naked and you know it's a win-win because now one no one can leak my nudes or sex tapes i don't have to worry about someone holding anything against me two i made a lot of money out of doing it and three i fucked a lot of pretty girls for it yeah so yeah well exactly all right if you and i remember before you did start only fans there was a lot of videos of your dick already out there anyway exactly so there's nothing to really lose and doing it and you know the world's normalizing sex so much and the people that hate or have a problem on pornography is it's kind of weird because everyone watches porn masturbates has sex loves movies matt fucking loves it i've heard that matt loves it and you know everyone watches movies and tv shows and music videos with sexual stuff in it nudity and it's like they just hate it when someone makes money out of it which is fair enough cool whatever the world is the way it is i love you all um and yeah i kind of forget what your question was yeah well everyone what's what's everyone's biggest fucking what's the most annoying thing that people say about this shit because it was you were getting fucking some so many so many people who were against it when you first started because you were like the first the first fucker now everyone's doing it yeah to be fair the hate was there for like the first maybe maximum the first month like the first week or two people got over it but in all fairness i was posting some pretty funny shit on there it wasn't just hardcore porn like there was a bit of comedy and stuff mixed in with the sexualized stuff which i personally think's funny game of thrones game of thrones exactly underbelly we're saying names of shows underbelly power kurtis jackson blue healers back in the 90s was a great show yeah you got fucking home and away oh neighbors you got the logis logis Arthur there's nothing wrong with fucking yeah well you got you've you're fucked and you got you've you did what you wanted to do you got you got for your fucking set yourself up and now you can go back to making social media videos so and everyone was like it's getting a new career and i was like it didn't do anything to my career i'm already known as a fucking idiot like i'm just a guy on the internet who makes dumb messed up somewhat offensive videos here and there and i've been throwing up on my friends and getting pissed on and light and fireworks or fucked up shit for years i think the least of my concern is having sex on camera or whatever my dick's this big that's what makes this even better it is not that small on the flop on the hard it's like a bloody jack jackhammer though wouldn't it so what are you gonna do so next year you're going back to your you're leaving us here aren't you i would love to play a porno right now oh fuck it let's do my phone's next to map let's let's get some only fans ask content here lucky can you come over here and just show everyone your dick we did a threesome the other day with a married friend of ours isabel and it was really fun we can have this on but you can have us just sound yeah the sound's gonna be good his tongue's in an asshole right now not my girlfriend's asshole either oh that moaning is him there you go i can't fucking i can't even what it's something about mates watching mates i'm just trying to describe it now he's jackhammering as hard as he can you hear the voice that's that's that's maddie encouraging me she's a fucking legend fucking legend oh that's good i think i mean i know everyone's got mixed opinions and i support and respect every relationship out there but for me personally i think it's smart that maddie lets us do threesome's and has fun because it gives me i'm never gonna cheat now and it's business yeah it's a business it's it's like some guys only cheat because they get a bit bored of sex if you keep your sex life entertaining you're not gonna cheat if you as long as you don't get feelings for the other person you're fucking and stuff it's it's just a bit of whatever um do reckon you'll you do reckon you'll have kids one day i probably not oh there you go i'm gonna keep a dog for two months with a kid most of the arguments of people saying all your kids will see they won't if you don't have one i might have one for a bit yeah we're just a trial adoption or something can you do that can you do a trial adoption well surely surely you can go to one of them bloody countries and bloody just i might get a black child i might get a black child like brangelina brad pitt and angelina joe league of black kids why can't i yeah there you go i think i well it worked out for them what happened i think they got divorced because of the kids and is he back with angelo is that no he's dating fucking no he's a friend's girl there's huge rumors he's dating jennifer aniston that's the one jennifer aniston it's all over the fucking woman there's another lady as well who's not hot all right pitt's fucking do you know brad pitt doesn't even have an instagram account yeah wow i think he's that cool he doesn't even want social media maybe he he invented instagram i think he did that's why he doesn't have it that would make sense but yeah all in all i am excited to come back and start making some funny shit again i mean this year with covid it's just fucking it's such a right off here anyway it's such a shit fucking year it's just like fuck it and i just was just used my brain and thought so many people are stuck in their countries are inside quarantining isolating curfews wanking wanking and it's like people are getting all these government checks and that and what are you gonna spend it on like maybe drugs and alcohol but how long till that gets boring you're gonna go on netflix amazon by movies by porn all this shit like there's nothing else to spend your money you can't go out to dinners well you can now but never used to for a while better go for dinners the gyms were shot in america anyway so fuck it yeah dude i'm it's it's made nice to make it only fans yeah we've we've that we've often said worst-case scenario if the website goes to shit and and everything gets all our accounts gets lit it will just make a make an only fans make a really hard sex tape and i'll michael just be running away from me in the house and i'm not gonna meant if that ever happens i'm not gonna tell michael what we're doing i'm just gonna walk through the fucking door wild eyed tear my shirt off and then he'll know and start running around and i'll pin him down and you have a camera on the top of your head a gopro on my shaft and on my head oh and then it begins cat and mouse we'll call it cat and mouse oh is there any countries in the world that beastiality is legal yes calzik's done really no no i think i think that's true it's fucking hot new yeah look at it dude look at my arms these cunts like make good enough money to supply their own houses with air conditioner have a normal toilet and toilet paper and a shower and a car jackson's gets so annoyed because we have the shitest cars and there's always something wrong with them and the shit car before but you gotta make sure the cunt works yeah michael's car is hanging off like it's like it's covered in coins and shit it's a big wallet baby i'm practicing for our only fans how many people are watching these now i don't know it's hard to say it's a split audience between youtube and um and spotify all i know is they're all they're they're fucking they're good you what you got this on spotify yeah yeah we got audio downloads i think we had about 5000 audio listens last week it's pretty groovy but then this is like the eighth bed pot best podcast in australia now there is only a choice award oh fuck everyone look away look away everyone move okay oh no please that was a shit one didn't last long looks so sweaty you think that has a place can you put this on youtube like that oh man that really took it out of me it's been a busy few days he's been saving it oh man i now i know why is the floor so fucking wet i don't know i think it's a sweat i hate this house my fuck i'm trying to put my feet down and be comfy and they're just doing this they're just fucking moving in my sweat my sweaty boy oh man oh my god dude yeah but next year next year but you're gonna be in america or australia you don't know yet he's showing everyone his jaw and chiseled face i'm missing out if you're listening jump on the beach i was funny until the botox are you got botox yeah fuck yeah i did nah i got a little bit under my eyes some people are born fucked like me and sometimes your eyes are just always souping down looking black and people are making fun of me i got insecure and i beat up my mrs and did that yeah i remember when you slammed her you fucking punched that beach can't maddie oh i'm sorry um what were you saying about america uh yeah we'll see what happens this is my h2o you can have some i don't want it yeah maybe maybe america i don't know we'll see whether the wind takes me i want to go into a bunch of dmt see how i feel after that and yeah yeah jackson was saying before that he's never done it he feels like it's time for some sort of psychedelic to maybe snap to give him some direction maybe the pawn was just an accident why are you leaning so far away why aren't you leaning closer with me it's so fucking hot come on baby i do i'm i'm just like whatever now just embrace it and let me be with you i would stay i would stay at a hotel if this was my ass like i'd be here during the days or something i would just fuck this house up for content let's have we got some fucking chilies to eat it's gonna be so fucking hot here pop that in your bloody mouth and have a bit of a chew on that mate oh bloody teeth oh brother oh michael's leaning right away yeah some in the middle he's literally just dripped on me yeah i don't know what to do right now all right let's do some fucking questions and get oh yeah i forgot about the fucking questions let's hear some i don't understand like why wouldn't you want to just make oh you're fucking rubbing it on me hey come on but if you're gonna work into a podcast make it nice and cool yeah you're right next next year we can't have this problem again because this will this will stop this will like i don't even want to be in this room anymore you know what i mean yeah dude we gotta fucking we gotta like i finished Assassin's Creed Valhalla in 40 hours oh shit he told the truth i finished 40 hours of gameplay and then watched the rest on youtube still on the first mission all right no i just do it with all games it just it's not that fun doing it for too long yeah yeah it's some powerful 80 that 40 hours mind you was in like less than a week and i have other shit to do like fuck yeah you gotta work yeah i want to just do a bunch of dmt and see where it takes me yeah that's a good idea i think i'm ready you shut up he's fucking ring women we'll get a better house all right first question came in from sam warner um what are the what are your three favorite words in english salamanders great salamanders a good word yeah that's a suburb in my hometown salamander it's also a type of lizard i believe it actually is a suburb in my hometown in new castle not that i talk about a shitty hometown but um Memphis i like the word and snot snot's good there's nothing up there yeah snot um crumblost uh fucking what else uh favorite word fuck fucks it's just classic good and um like take one take takes a decent word that's dease it's got a lot of meaning it's got a lot of volume uh next question is from lossip would would you go to somebody's funeral who didn't go to yours where how do you how do you know that i think that's the trick of the question yes i probably wouldn't yeah you can yeah just because someone's means it doesn't mean you do it back two wrongs don't make a funeral because you might die and they don't go to yours but then when they die and you're a spirit you can go to theirs as spirit that's just fucking stupid michael you've run the next question is from holly um this is for Jackson uh Jackson where do you see the state of only fans in the next five years fuck i don't even think it's got a solid year left to be honest like oh i mean it very well mine i'm pretty sure there's a few hundred million use there's more users more people have a uh an only fans account than on twitter right now really holy fuck do you think there's around 350 to 400 million on uh uh twitter sorry and i believe there is now more and only fans wow there's paid out a billion dollars to their creators in less than 12 months how fucked is that god they'll be so rich right now do you think only fans is only really booming because we got stuck in quarantine fucking oath 100 because you've had snapchat premium porn how premium you have it all like only fans isn't the first thing to do this stuff like it is kind of their own platform like there's never been something like that where you can go live and post stories and do messages and it literally is just like having instagram we can go live on there as well you can go live on the comment you can like you can message people it's it's pretty cool how they've set it up but like i do think a lot has come down to it being covered and stuff but at the same time you've had people like cardi b and bellathorn that actor a tiger you've had some huge a list celebrities jump on it this year and like i think it's just it's just blown it up it's like people aren't really even hating anymore i mean they probably are but what can you do there'd be too much to hate now literally so many people well it's like i i saw a lot of people put me down when i started within three months they're fucking on yeah of course that as soon as someone does something new and no one likes change and i don't really care i only care about getting hated in the beginning like it's just same as everything it's like any video we do there's always going to be people i hate it like yeah well people are very nasty when we started our subscription website they said very nice these things in my mokko cryo be like sell out sell out how is it being a sell out yeah that's what we explain to people it's what we want to put these videos on social media and if they were shown to everyone then we wouldn't be the one in your post it to the website for free well it's just like why would you hurt yourself and do disgusting shit and put all this work in for zero like obviously we are like people don't make social media content purely for money like i think that's the long-term goal is to make financial freedom out of doing it but you do it because you enjoy it but when instagram and facebook and youtube and tiktok and twitter and all this shit take your content down and fuck with you i think it takes the fun out of it and it's like well fuck what am i doing it for i'm putting in all this effort and time wasting all of my money i'm just making myself broke to entertain others other people that will forget about me the day that i stop making videos so fuck a door website charge a few dollars people that really enjoy your stuff and are invested in your content and like you as people will support you and spend that few dollars you don't hear the hundred million people the netflix account whinging about it and as long as we're still making content for the people who can't afford it which is what we're doing so it's like fuck off it's just it's just an extra thing it's like you're still making free content you still do anything you're still engaging you're making more harmless content but it's like people aren't going to go to a fucking boxing match or watch something on fox teller or a pay-view sport or go to the cinema expect to see things for free it's entertainment yeah and plus in our social media with all the restrictions we no one sees our videos anyway so even if we wanted we were allowed to we just so we don't make any fucking money from that's half the reason i did only fans as well is like i'm fucking sick of not like you can't kiss someone on social media unless you're fucking some little american prick but like being here i feel like we get super fucking targeted in this country because the people that work in social media here not going to mention names go down this route but i think like they make kangaroos they do they just so lay they're so far behind the times here in america every creator gets like a fucking person from every single platform to be like their partner manager who'll be like look this video might get taken down in a day if you don't remove it or i don't do this stuff or do you need any help any answers any questions here it's like fuck you fuck you fuck you and it's like once you grow to a level in australia and you outgrow that micro influencer circle of people it's like they just throw you to the wolves and they literally come after you like the australian social media people do not want to see you make money we're in america they support it and they help you they work together but yeah it is very hard to get support in australia for it it's a very i think it's a good culture here i do think like there is a lot of people that are cool in this country but it also out of everywhere i've lived i've done a year or two in the uk i spent nearly all year in america and i've done trips everywhere and i don't know if it's just because we're from australia that we notice it but i feel like australia is a pretty like lower supporting sort of place it's like that tall poppy syndrome yeah a hundred percent it's like there's not a lot of people doing these big things and it's like whether you look at that tones and i that singer she's fucking constantly getting roasted hated she's some harmless young woman who makes awesome music and she's getting hated because of either the way she looks or the way her voice sounds like fucking if you don't like her just shut up you know i didn't realize she was getting dude she gets heaps of hate is she that that's the one i think she makes cool music but like it's just an example and it's like yeah i mean you're not always going to be loved by everyone unless you're the rock or locky or locky locky's pretty next question is from halts the halts um if aliens came down how would you guys interact with them i'll fucking hug this shit out of them i would be confrontational at all what if you go to hug it and jolt i'd let it live with me yeah i wouldn't run at it i'd slowly approach it and with my arms out a big smile on my face and um and just take on my clothes off and give it a give it a gentle little hug because that if they wanted to kill us they would have done already do you think aliens have an age or are they just them they're they're well yeah i think it varies they're just they could it varies they don't have a lot of them don't have sex organs a lot of them would have worked out living forever i reckon i want everyone to know watching that i'm not having anxiety right now i just have a bad problem with picking my nails and skin i think it might be Tourette's oh you're bleeding quite profusely next question is from Dan Dore um what is your favorite animal um oh mine is a cow weirdly it's fucking dumb i think they're cute but i don't want to fuck i don't think they're my in a way cows are my favorite and least favorite because of what they bring out in me that fuck rage but probably a dog or a um husky or a fucking uh like a weasel yeah i like fucking weasel in all honesty i like platypus those little poisons they can stink yeah platypus is look cool though slip away and we were fast and a king cobra i like king cobra like that we saw one once remember a king cobra in australia oh sorry platypus oh i don't think there is that maybe um next question is from coke penguin um no offense in any way but does marty partially support hitlers beliefs look i i understand why like it makes sense that someone would ask that you know without that beard you wouldn't because of my behavior but um look i can't say i can't say that that genocide is um is a value of mine so no what is it genocide yeah Roger fuck um next one is from stoner life um would you ever do a video going out in public as arnold fein yeah but i don't people that just be like have that outfit let me rewind a bit who is that arnold fein is a prank call character this russian guy is russian or german or a mixture he's russian but he hasn't seen is it open for interpretation yeah all right so he's check republican yeah could be it could be but and i don't i don't think people would react that much you need to do something fucks for people to react the maybe we'll try i'll try when's the last time you guys film like a public prank video yeah i know well we want to do it yeah i know well it gets harder for them because especially in prison because they get recognized quite quickly especially in like shopping centers townsville yeah or just to edge rock or something there's no color tv there shit well that fucking scratches that what are you doing mate i'm itching stop i'm itching i'm like hot i know dude it's next question is from kyle um would you guys ever be up for an overnight stay at a haunted house to film for a blog next next year our content's going to be a bit different it's not going to be just quickly getting video after video out we're going to put a bit more time and effort in and fucking oh we're going to go to some haunted houses we're going to go try to find aliens we're going to what do you want to do you want to go i want to go to bakeries and go mark wants to visit all the different types of bakeries and just find out who has the best sausage rolls i have an idea if anyone's when you mentioned aliens we should go to uh nevada we should dress up as all of us dress up as ned kelly in the gang and we should walk into area 51 should we do the racka racka and line up at the front gate no but they didn't go in like i didn't did he know they just sort of party they said big party there if we get enough drones we could harness ourselves to them and fly ourselves dressed as ned kelly we won't get killed exactly are you guys shooting more vlogs next year yeah vlogs will be on the website you're doing more vlogs as well ain't jackson was that sorry you're gonna start doing more vlogs i am gonna start doing vlogs again i'm gonna probably go down to adelaide in january and catch up with the racka racka guys maybe start shooting vlogs but it's it's a fucking tricky situation right now it's just like i i get fucking my adhd and impulsive behaviors and stuff i just get so fucking bored so quick i saw you kill someone mm-hmm but like i get bored quick and i know if i start vlogging i'm probably gonna i need to change shit you know i want to do a couple of months here then i want to go somewhere else and i want to go to the uk then fucking do some europe or some shit and go through thailand and eat fucked up foods and do gross shit you transgender you jump around like a like a fucking a human flea i think it is the only thing that keeps me sane when i mean how it's worked somehow it's just worked out well that's my been my plan my whole life is like no matter what i've got doing at the time of their own house or rent the house whatever it's like if things get boring for me or if i get a bit into a bit of a rut mentally i just pack a little bag and jump on a plane and then i'll just come back when i'm happy again leave the bag there just bring a whole new load shit back i know when i left the house in bruise in a couple of years ago when i ended up spending like seven months out of the country in the uk and that scott had to like move all my shit out of the house and everything because i just left everything and he left my car at nigels and i left it there for like a year of getting what the fuck that's right that whatever happened with that it just eventually went away like all things just leaves his car on the side of the road and then eventually it's just gone and nothing no one's ever heard from it again no no shit it literally had like a hundred police sticker things on it fine off the fine which i never fucking paid someone's on a bad car it was probably worth like what dude at least ten the only reason we didn't take it is because it was maybe maybe like six grand by the time because it was a volkswagen jedo and the diesel in it was fucking amazing it was a bit dirty and that was some scratches for me being careless but like you can get fines and you just don't pay them and they go away well i don't know where they go but they eventually you just stop getting them they go to the i cloud yeah but it's true i've i don't remember the last time that i paid a fine my credit rating is probably fucked we still haven't gotten our fines from the afl thing yeah i had to get on that i wouldn't pay them next questions from jacob dickinson if you guys are exposed to nuclear radiation and got superpowers what would you want them to be controlling time yeah if you control time you control everything really yeah i just want a massive cog that's all okay i will be called the big dick man big b d n man dingo captain big cock and your cock shapes cape cape and i'd use my loads of cum to drown people like spider man web like cover people his uniform would be a big testicle pull up to your neck no i probably wanted to look kind of cool i'd want to like yeah maybe a big test at least the scrotum textured skin off my chin big cock man if he'll fuck the bad guys to death i cannot fuck a bloke he'll blow them down oh um fucking hell next question is from justine bingo bingo um she touches on what we talked about her sleep paralysis last last week um she used to suffer from sleep paralysis she got it about eight times in a day once that's pretty intense what have you ever had it sorry i didn't hear sleep paralysis sleep paralysis is where you sort of you're awake but your body's still asleep are your eyes open no well i don't know maybe it feels like they're cloth they're feels like they're open but they're probably closed i don't know i know i've heard of it it's like a moving pokemon paralysis paralyze your opponent i think pokemon invented sleep paralysis yeah they started it um and their question was um which is what we were touching on before what is your belief in the paranormal oh look our my beliefs have um been undergoing quite an enormous change over the last recent years i've always wanted to but i've never had the proof to go by annoyingly always very logical i need evidence and unless there's you know overwhelming evidence nothing wrong with that it takes a lot to convince me but you know it's it's uh yeah i'm finding myself uh more inclined to believe i'm the same as that i need to see you to believe i charlie charlie was the deal for me yeah i can what spoke to the the spirit charlie charlie yeah we've had some fucked up shit happen too it's fucking insane rawl he had a flirt he had a flirt with me we saw ghosts in america yeah that's right and the raka raka boys we went to that same mountain to enter um nothing happened to us and nothing happened oh i don't like weegees not on next question is from az um we're doing one first episode back next year no um thank you legends obviously for a great year including you jackson i'm sorry i'm just thanking you guys for a great year even me yeah even you i didn't do anything maybe he's an only fans member maybe um question for everyone on the podcast including jackson um what is it like being um uh best yeah pretty much what is it like being um so known on social media and how does this affect your life fucking shit yeah yeah you don't really i like it anymore it's not that i don't like it anymore i just fucking half the cunts that come up to me say the weirdest shit like do a big flip i don't know there's just i don't know it's not that i don't like it like i love making people laugh still and i love seeing good reactions and messing with people and even annoying people and that and i love getting love off people like in the streets and stuff but i don't know what it is i just fucking it is it is very anxiety inducing sometimes though when you notice you know and you know obviously we're not at that level but you definitely notice eyes on you and you just feel like you kind of a fully relax it's just like because like it's like people expect you to constantly be the way you are in your content which just isn't like you should be eating ass always just walking around with maddy up but it's it's true it's like just because we make funny shit on the internet or porn or whatever the fuck it is we all me do it's just like you know yeah yeah well well said good it's like actors in movies it's like not that we're acting i think that's a difference between social media is that we kind of are our true selves in our content and all this stuff but it's like we also aren't like that 24 seven yeah it's a it's a snippet of a very high energy part of the day and then all of those snippets put together i think a lot of people can relate to it because it's like everyone has their fucking highs and lows and these things and it's like i deal with my shit well i've dealt with a lot of mental health problems everyone fucking just about has all of you guys we all have but like i could just be in such a low state and just don't want to see anyone and i need to go out on the shop to get some shit or need to go do something and then i have 10 people run up to me and say hello or whatever and it's like i don't want to be rude or give them a bad impression or whatever because i'm in a fucked mood and i'm like trembling in anxiety not wanting to speak to anyone and i just have to put a smile on and not be rude and sometimes people are a little bit rude to me and i'm trying to like bite my tongues i'm like fuck these people if i be rude back they're gonna have that stained image of me just being a rude come on yeah no i know what you mean it's difficult that's the only shitty thing about it other than that i like doing it like it's it's always been good fun like it's what i've wanted to do and at the beginning like it is fucking the novel like the novelty is still there you're like it's it's so cool when people are like oh what's your videos but yeah i can see how how how would get old after a while um he had a follow-up question as well um for Jackson he said Jackson have you ever been to Sarajevo Sarajevo Sarajevo Sarajevo is it Sarajevo it's capital of Bosnia yeah i've been to Sarajevo it's pronounced i think Sarajevo Sarajevo i went there like two and a half three years ago what the fuck is it a girl or a guy and why are they are they a Bosnian yeah it must be i'm guessing DC Leipa that means you are beautiful i hope he comments i hope he comments what are we doing there a holiday no i went to see urban and then we went and then we drove from Sarajevo from Bosnia we drove to Split in Croatia it's like a four-hour drive maybe i heard it's really beautiful it's amazing we drove past that massive bridge that everyone jumps off yeah you know really famously known huge bridge that everyone jumps off to kill themselves no no no like the red bull thing all right it's a fucking famously known bridge to die is it diving red bull diving did you jump no i didn't because it was fucking i don't know the birds chirping and i anyway but like we drove to Split and i asked urban can we stop so i can jump off and he's like no we've got to be at this meeting and i was like shit damn i really wanted to jump off but we went to Split in Croatia for the ultra music festival in around august i think it was 2017 yeah and i remember he told me how to say you are beautiful in Bosnia because i think it means the same Croatian if i'm right and i was just running around this festival telling every girl did it work yeah i got a few kisses yeah boys i got a few kisses all right last question is from lake mcbogan um i'm going to change my name to jackson's just for this one but um marty michael and jackson if you three were the human centipede who would want to be in it who would you want in each position i think jackson in the middle makes sense well i guess it's a ring though right would it be an enclosed circle i guess so you can do that one person doesn't have to eat us or is it a three-way you could do it either way you could have a circle you could have a three i would join no the centipede is let's make it a circle yeah it's a line that we're all doing the same shit so someone's gonna have to be in the middle circle no if you're doing a circle everyone's getting their ass yeah exactly eating us oh man i reckon it should be jackson in the middle because then he gets to eat us like he loves and my ass eating which i also like that's a win win let's do it and marty i'll also wrap my lips around jackson's asshole no no you such a powerful tongue because it oh i guess if it's a centipede i've got a lot of hours backed up of us eating to whoever gets me licking their ass he's gonna be in for a treat oh that would be me now seriously yeah michael enjoys uh the odd shit just for for a delicacy so his lips to jackson's but i would like to ask a question of course sorry what are these fucking things we nearly became a centipede oh it's so hot do you have people that send you this shit yeah we got two we got three p.o box fucking fucking things i'm worried if i give it a p.o box i'm just gonna get some fucking pipe bomb or something yeah that's what i am so scared of it i'm so scared like i open my an acid just explodes my mouth pipe bombs and sex toys for you that's pretty cool i'm sweating up have you ever thought about doing your own sex toy line we almost did it in like fuck maybe may or april or some shit because maddy has already had a mold done for like a pocket pussy and i was gonna do one of my asshole for all the gay people who we got a lot of gay people in our only fans and i was gonna do one of that because there's no point in me making a mold of my dildo it's like a thumb but like we were gonna do one of maddy's pussy my asshole and do that we had a company that we're gonna do a really big company and i think we would have made a lot of money but like we just never really got around to doing it he's gonna do it well thank you very much for um well we'll open the p.o box presence here but thanks for um coming on again and we fucking jackson we love you and um we support you in whoever you fuck showing his talent all right jackson that's him saying thank you that's how he cries he's being very emotional it's okay that's all right don't you fucking touch me hey come over here we'll have a little hug for a little oh fuck that it's too fucking hot so uncomfortable i am so hot i'm like lightheaded from the heat i know i'm fucking i'm so sleepy yeah huh paul gallin fights tomorrow night all right oh fuck now we go man we're gonna be cramped up again quickly lucky get over here let me let me know it's coming down i can see it let me uh well it's the season finale so it doesn't fucking matter anyway it's lovely to come on here and touch base with everyone i really appreciate you guys that are watching you're all bloody legends even the ones that don't like me but that's called fucking fucking love yous no we're fucking love you too mate you're a bloody good bloke and a bloody good mate see you jackson um all right oh really no all right for the next part of the podcast we're gonna get uh we're gonna we're gonna get fucking lachlan got freed on you you've seen him in videos he's a fucking little genius see when we're gonna do the p1 boxing with him be careful and uh here he is let's without further ado let's uh okay this is just a little quick shout out to someone who has sent us a package like five times apparently five separate packages and they just haven't arrived so fuck you Australian post it might be it might be for many reasons we don't but yeah he apparently sends us packages and they just never arrive so thank you very much Wayne Wayne you're a fucking legend and thank you for trying to send all that shit through we appreciate one of these might be wanes here we don't know you never know but we love you Wayne I think this is look I can this is signed by Wayne fuck yeah all right everyone this is Lachlan Lachlan how you fucking been man hey Lachlan yeah mate look it was not too bad um we're probably gonna have to buy another microphone for next season eh yeah I like it like this it's pretty I like it too but Michael keeps leaning away from me it's just very fuck it's so hot come on man let's be close like we used to man come on head for another pair of headphones speaking speaking of hot should we fucking a lucky break bring it oh should we should we dazzle in some hotness let's just get it done it might like cool us down all right so last week someone sent us uh these like super super hot chilies uh they're peanuts and they're like like it says all these warning labels on them and we said you know what we'll wait for next week when the boys are here and we'll have one how many scoville is it should we have three it's all of them it's all of the scovilles should we have three each only if Matt has nine it doesn't say oh I don't want so scary when they don't write how the scope so scoville yeah it's not even food I think it's just I think it's like a um it's just more of like a like hot stuff like an ornament oh it's how many how many three no just have oh they're big they look like rocks of paprika this is an amethyst all right are you ready everyone down the jaw they go touch your eyes after it's gonna be so shit I fucking hate this chili shit it's 70 degrees here anyway all right three two one oh flowing oh man that's already quite painful I had resting on my tongue for a very short period of time oh here we go get ready all right well we're all in the excruciating pain let's start going through these po box so fucking hot his first one's from Wayne how bad out of 10 oh pretty fucking bad we got gifts we got gifts wrapped up oh my tongue my tongue is so fucking hot all right yeah all right he's written as Wayne has written us a massive letter here oh man I'm lightheaded a bit what did I don't have water on my mouth it hurts too much what are those ones please yes please oh all right let's do this paperwork it's a little bit cool on you Wayne has written us a massive letter to go with his present but we'll read it after Wayne we're gonna read it because it's like two huge pages and we've already been going for like an hour but we're going to open the presents all right oh I'm sweating here's one for you mate really oh I got a present and we got one for Julian you can open that one locky boom we got a letter here for Michael we got a letter for Marty all right it says here please open last and off camera he sent us some notes so we will do that we'll respect your wishes Wayne I'm sweating I'm sweating so looks like he's well I thought you were doing bad lucky you're doing well my very wet person right now very wet oh it's a sweaty old season finale isn't it I don't remember last season finale being quite so sweaty was it we used to have an air conditioning my you bitched out so hard all right we have the complete series of bottom yes all right this is a show I've never heard of before it's a comedy series called bottom I'll hold it up to the camera there you go looks like two dudes it's three dvds and we will watch that and we will let you know how guys we're on a fucking holiday soon so we're watching this whether you fucking like it or not you have been a fucking mute today because you want to don't want to come anywhere near me really who sent that to us Wayne Wayne what do you go there look thank you why Julian got a wax and seal holy shit Julian's gonna love that yeah he needs so when you watch his pen pals I know he's got a few or when he does he's um when he stamps his bags I want to say I'll leave this for him it's a personal message for Julian I'm doing pretty good hey all right and we'll read these letters later Wayne and um this is a thing of uh fucking schmackers for uh for bozzling and Michael I guess what do I get so thank you very much we got we got the thing that I opened this and you got a personalized letter but he says to open it off camera oh beard oil I've got beard oil what a legend oh there you go thank you so much drink some now and you got shampoo did I oh that's all time I'm sorry all right next what do we have here everybody I believe this one's from Sabrina is that right that is correct this is from Sabrina oh my god long time fan from Bavaria she sent this oh this is difficult with three people oh where's where's that it's like near uh germany a little bit of the powder in my head and now it's quite hot oh my god we have an edible anus pure milk chocolate yes look at that let's have a look at the ass it'll be melted yeah that might be a bit melted oh wow it's literally like a little asshole I'll hold that up to the camera there you go am I doing an asshole oh yeah that's like what uh what Michael sees when he's watching me do Justin gonna be so upset he's not here right now do you want one lucky oh they literally they literally look like little assholes yeah little bum bums aren't they Michael ain't oh yeah Michael it's not getting any easier little bum bums all right put them in your mouth oh they're oh apparently they're quite chilly though so be careful you're just in Michael fairly cry oh no not bad all right Sabrina also sent a book that says are you shitting me one thousand and four facts that will scare the crap out of you let's open a page at random and have a read my face is so hot was that worse than the um what other chilly thing do we eat oh yeah the chip oh it's a comb I reckon it's worse than chip oh wow that sucks are you guys oh no anyway investigators believe that thieves who broke into a Hooters restaurant San Diego in 2013 stole the jukebox because them is took it for an ATM they likely realized their mistake and then tried to make a withdrawal and warrants cherry pie started playing what the fuck your belly on fire not my head so I wobbly I had the I held the nut in this hand I want my head this is so powdery it's very hot I've got shit all over my face it's too difficult a lot of the audience is telling me I have shit on my face fact number 189 harvesting hang on fact number 190 made of fermented fish the Nordic dish sir streaming smells so bad it's usually consumed outdoors we've eaten sir streaming you've had that I was there for that that was disgusting yeah that was fucked a very nice book so thank you for that and we have some more presents to go through what do we have here a little wand or something like that Michael hey do you want to open that one hey yeah you can have a little look there how's that hey did you run out of ice cream Michael that's it your box now so hot I feel like it's getting well no once you swallow that you're done Michael this is for you it's a little um you're right a finger fuck he's right it's nice when it's in your mouth soon it's gone done that's it this is a quite a silly idea doing that right before the po box wasn't it oh my god he's so fucking right look at my fucking kind yeah look how much bigger my present is than yours have a look that's yours all right so Michael received a little um what would you call that just a little finger something giving in the finger and I've got this big much bigger present here a box and inside it is anthrax oh fuck we have a mug a mug that says untonet but if you look at it in a certain way it says cunt oh see that very clever evil a cup of cunt a cup of cunt I'll have later and little letters in here shall we read them now too I can't fucking do anything sleep me alone too Marty some something about this cup told me it would be the perfect cup for you let your tea taste even better with his special cunt cup only for the bloodiest cunts of all cunts oh thank you what palm is that from that's beautiful lovely words thank you thank you kindly it's greener fucking beautiful Michael will read his later he's a bit um unable to do anything for me uh no no I'm not fucking reading yours for you is there those next to me oh oh locky's just pulled out another little letter that's from me anyway this letter says oh it's a Christmas letter because Michael hates them merry Christmas legends keep doing weird shit science in inverted brackets Christmas wishes want to put the gloves on I don't know what that means I remember the last podcast you said it was how much of a waste of time and money it is that's what you get Michael you get your fucking you say you're like look you're sinny it serves you bloody right mate ain't got a fucking rubbish wow what a good little PO box to finish with guys if you want to send some shit in we open everything live on the podcast there it is right there the letters and words you're having a break does that mean like your first podcast back there's going to be so much uh possibly yeah that's what happened last year we had to go through a bit of shit but um yeah so fucking and by the way guys the podcast will be back probably middle of Feb yeah and probably early Feb sometime and early to mid Feb all right um but yeah thank you everyone for fucking sending so much shit through we bloody love it it's like Christmas every single Tuesday isn't that right Michael hey I think it's getting better I think it's starting to get fucking finely tall it's getting a little bit better all right now Lockie yeah yeah what the fuck are you doing with your life oh look Jackson went on holidays for a bit so I was just fucking back home just playing so many games for like a ridiculous amount of hours have you started twitching yet no you got to get on that man it's so fun I don't know how do you how do you entertain people so long yeah well you don't even have to talk the whole time you people just want to watch you game I've realized we're lucky because there's two of us so we can talk to each other but if I was on my own yeah I don't think I'd talk I think it'd be like really funny or like kind of good at the game like pretty good you're really you're fucking heaps good at the games I don't know the games I play which games League of Legends it's like a very you have to I don't know know the game it would just be so boring if someone watched it after apex yeah I'm all right apex I can do it can you do like cameo twitches where say these boys will start a twitch stream and you can jump in and join them of course we could do I'm sure we could do something we can do that and you can do heaps of shit the nail boys are just gambling and shit online oh man you could you could like stream Jackson's only fans yeah on twitch get paid twice for the same content I saw some social media people um they they streamed live a live poker game on their twitch yeah exactly played it together a bunch of social media guys what else could you stream on twitch I heard twitch was strict is it yeah oh yeah apparently it is if you get your little fucking cock out even a nut side side of you haven't thought about twitching before and I've thought of like things I could do and I was like imagine if like every 10 bucks someone donated I would just fucking rip a billy and then I would just keep going until fucking asleep until you have a seizure and then you come to and you got donated another $10 come on our podcast come and sit in your own pool and sweat and sick um right about the forehead touching yeah don't do it oh my god because like it's like that's where I grabbed it and I like wiped the sweat off mine's on fire it happens it happens oh it's the best Christmas present if you caught it with your eyelids yeah so what's your plan next year look I guess you're just gonna fucking see what happens really you don't have a like a goal or a fucking well not not not a goal but you know you don't you don't you don't have a set fucking process of things no I should though like I'm so like yeah but you so dude how old are you you're 20 22 what were we doing at 22 you were fucks cunt you didn't even know how to fucking ring a bank you didn't have a book and appointment still get your mom to book your doctor's appointment yeah he didn't know how to make food eat gummy worms for dinner every night everything's on fire so you're doing very well in comparison to some people yeah but then I see people like Jake Paul what Jake Paul is 23 yeah 24 like that is yeah but that is like even Logan Paul is 24 that is like fucking crazy two years older than me and he is like he literally acts like a 30 year old like he's doing insane yeah but that's yeah some people just like that there's just fucking Jake Paul's gonna fight Conor McGregor well he's trying to yeah he released some crazy shit he was like what's up your Irish cunt that's what he said to Conor I know surely Conor's just gonna go privately and just stab him or something this is fucked it's not firing run out of ice cream everything's fucked maybe give him a carrot man a small bit of water here okay fuck this man do you want some carrot no you can't eat carrots oh yeah okay what about some baby spinach let that rest on your tongue just don't think about oh hang on there's a there's a celery stick here now uh lucky you make some very fun you have some very water it'll be good chew it okay you have some very funny ideas and you've you've done some fucking banger videos to Jackson over the years and to us as well you had a fucking great prank call idea earlier in the year that that didn't come to fruition because it's sort of you're thinking about doing it while um we went on our little mid-year break from filming for a bit tell everyone what you were going to do because it would have been so fucking good it would have been on the podcast too I was about 30% of the way through almost so what I was gonna do I was I was I had Julian take secret photos of Michael over like a week and he would just take photos of like Michael out shopping there would be at lunch and shit like that and then like I had photos of inside Michael's house and I was going to mail it to him on his PO box and he was going to open it and just see all these fucking photos over him over this long period of time that's that would have been stalking him you would have freaked out because when you first moved in you were so fucking paranoid and and stressed out you would have fucking fallen out would you have reacted like if you just like saw all these like over so long of a time like I saw the photos some of them like some of them were so good it was like just a photo of like you could just see it was like from out in the front yard and just you like walking past the door and she only did it so well Julian even set it up and got Julian in the photo as well so it was like it couldn't have been him man it was it was oh yeah very clever but it was so hard to like just set up and plan I wish you did it yeah maybe we could do it to Matt next year okay get him with it no Michael next year yeah yeah still do it to him I can't get my fucking face is on fire from you throw him a nut I can't touch here because I'm gonna spread it oh my god the fuck are they like they're satan sins they're um the peanuts honestly how many scovils they are after Carolina Reaper peanut challenge surely it says how many scovils I did one I did a Carolina Reaper chip not Hey look we explain that scovil thing you're talking about scovil that's how they measure the heat okay a hotness of things oh it doesn't sound like I had the hottest thing I've ever had was like it was like the third hottest sauce in the world um something like that had a lot of chicken wing and it was like um eight million scovils or something like that and I think that burger the burger that burger had was like three million scovils so I had doubled that and more oh my god and it was did you see oh you said the burger yeah yeah I had it too but yeah the the wings I had were double that and a little bit more that's not even food how the hell like no no so like the one the wing I had you had to eat it with gloves and you had to sign like a waiver so like oh you said to sign the waiver like this like this will burn your skin yeah I don't understand how you can put in your mouth like you may as well people just may as well start drinking fucking acid I did it out of pub and I was just in the fucking cold room just like holding my head against the wall because it was so cold like it was fucked it was like ridiculous Jackson would be in his car in the air Jackson's fucking Gorski's mouth it's blowing off to get an uber home the heat's gone for my mouth and that's better yeah I'm fine I don't know what you guys are complaining about my face is on fire now from you throw on the flit it what about your little arm or I've got you there yeah definitely like more nerve endings more nerve endings and stuff in your face so yeah makes sense what is that yeah did you google the right thing tube of terror tube of terror carol on a river fucking bargain let it go to waste boys I'm a bit bloody hungry hey pop another little baby not I'm gonna say this this is good shit I'm I feel like I'm gonna fuck with you with this somewhere and we'll put this in a little hiding place and maybe put some in your salad maybe put some in your protein yeah the face is still hot my face is still very hot all right well um fucking hell we've been how long we've been going an hour and 10 yeah we've been going for a fucking podcast well lucky thank you very much for coming on thank you for having me thank you for the nuts we fucking love you and we fucking love Jackson and we'll get yous on again next year because I know with no no doubt in my mind that this podcast next year will be one of the one of the top top top one of the top tops what do you come in that voting thing what do you come I think what do we find out seventh I think seven fucking bullshit who won it um some chicks uh one of them was on the bachelor one of them was on the bachelor but one of them I remember one one of them is yeah one was on the bachelor she wrote reviews and um they had uh the uninspired unemployed boys on not long ago oh really a podcast and we're six six down from that anyway that's not bad yeah look it's pretty fucking good but what we need to do is get like air con no I don't think it's necessary yeah you're right I haven't minded it kind of gives it like that unique like you know not many podcasts yeah not many podcasts are in a sauna feeling yeah it's like it's like hot ones but except it's just a really hot house yeah you never you know you're never quite happy or comfortable and that's what we that's what we're all about here never quite being happy or fucking comfortable anywhere oh all right lucky well thank you very much we'll fucking we'll see in the new year we love you mum lean in there and give a little touch there you go yeah I'll stand at the side of this prank home hopefully I don't fuck it up all right here we go all right everyone shut the fuck up yeah no it's great Domino's from Bailey how can I help you today oh hello Bailey um my name is a Margaret um just after a uh pickup order if that's possible today at all wait was that pickup or delivery sorry uh pick up please if if possible yeah I'll um yep so I might uh haven't had dominoes for a while but I might get the barbecue chicken and I'll get the one on thick crust thanks yeah that's all good so the barbecue chicken and bacon on beef yep yeah yeah that's the one thank you and then look I'll get um I'll get a couple of meat lovers obviously classic everyone loves bloody meat lovers and um what sort of uh is there some sort of um some sort of meal deal we can do here like if you order heaps of pizzas is there some sort of meal deal that we could do or is it just sort of um uh you know too big an order for that yeah I was gonna say if you're on a gala we're involved or if you're in an actual meal that one cheap with the combo deal okay let's do that let's let's take in a garlic bread and a bottle of coke and another couple of pizza orders coming through do you guys have the pepperoni at all for the um pepperoni on the on the thin there on the thin crust oh yes we do yeah okay great so there's just a couple more what have I got written here um the um oh yes there can I also get a vegetarian pizza do you guys have the vegetarian pizza that's true great what have we got there can you read that order back to me so we have the simple wine the deep up a few chicken and bacon the cluster barbecue meal there's a garlic bread bottle of soft drink and also a thin pepperoni a thin touch it's true um so how many garlic breads have we got so far oh we have one garlic bread and a bowl of soft drink listen look we'll add another couple of garlic breads to it and maybe another two another two bottles of coca cola yeah and the wings do you guys have any chicken wings at all we have uh chicken wings we got either a five or seven of those yep then a nine to nine yeah no look it's lovely supporting small business um look can we cancel that it's so hard to redo it it's so hard to get that scream right I should have practiced the screen no you fucking had the screen there it was just hard because he kept going the poor boy oh the lava I didn't know how I didn't I was trying to think of a way to like to make him end the prank call you know what I mean my cheek is still on fire that's fucked but yeah so much pressure with these prank calls dude no I literally get fucking like that was good I enjoyed it don't fucking lie my little is it I can't believe Margaret little's a guy I'm just gonna have to yeah I couldn't correct him when he said no it's all good dude anyway guys it was old I'll try and do some more Margaret little's that I'm not happy with that one I'll see if I can do somewhere over the break all right to make up for that fucking hell I just want to get out of this fucking house it's so hot I'm so done look at this this is how I pull myself thank you to everyone who fucking listens comments shares watches our fucking weird podcast we'll be back next year it's gonna be the best in the world and fucking hell we are the best we're the best we're the motherfucking best best best best