 huh jam! Stop! Jam... BEEP BEEP BEEP! whos alarm clock was? Who even owns an alarm clock anymore? oh well nothing like waking up fully clothed and ready to seize the day I fell into aからわ攝 nothing like it. A fully clothed shower in the morning to make you feel fresh change ways and e longer. One coffee now sometimes i just like to sit here and think about how dining table slash bathroom just makes sense you know on second thought this is kind of my day in a nutshell maybe i'd be better off playing like a life simulator or something it might be a little bit more fun uh yeah let's go do that actually just give me another minute today we're playing live the life because well my real life isn't interesting enough this is apparently a hyper realistic life simulator oof i hope it hurts just like that i already like this better than my real life it's sunny and there's some random dude singing following me around oh look at that hyper realistic my character is screeching across the tarmac all right i want him to look as much like me as possible because i really want to get immersed so let's get the skin tone right first of all i describe my skin tone as dead for two to three days mortgage deed between i'm gonna get confused by the form pa real estate and pa real estate agency they're gonna be like did you get confused by the form uh no no that's that's actually my name just do self-conscious to correct them why is there so much motion blur just by walking around the place oh my god i'm locked inside the apparent building i wanted to go outside because i think i'm about to throw up my vision's going all blurry what's going on over there there seems to be a traffic buildup some sort of confusion his vision's going funny he's breathing funny honestly things don't look good for pa real estate wait why is my apartment not only non furnished but it's not even painted take off the cloth take it off there we go am i naked now yep oh that's amazing i mean at least i'm camouflaged in my own apartment i'm the exact same tone as the wall oh i got a shower oh my god that is awesome this is going right over the window i can't put it there god damn it i'll just put it there at least that's not bad at three different angles people can see me showering yeah that's nice look at that i'm clean i'm clean for once in my life hey pedestrian i'm clean just waving down at them naked i'm gonna go for the old dining room a bathroom combination it's really actually super common in europe and ireland just makes sense all right i don't think that i have to pay the water bill so i'm just going to leave that on uh i think that's all the furniture i have just a toilet and a shower this is like like super uncomfortable the room is completely empty do i just wait here can i okay i can get up and go all right let's hit the town i'm taking the stairs if i can get over them yes good jump oh my god i'm gonna get sick from this emotion blur how do i turn it off all right i'll just start messing with things and see can i do anything effects turn it way down shading that shouldn't affect anything right pharmacy please my vision's all blurry help me uh why are you closed hey guys can i help with this collision i was in a cow crash before i have experience what are you doing it's just standing in the way of the car oh my god wait they've boxed me in i'm naked and stuck oh my god i'm stuck i'm stuck i'm stuck panic oh my god they have the same complexion as me oh god they know i'm talking about them hello um can i say anything to them no i can't okay well it's been real thank you uh you hello i can't say anything to you either what am i supposed to do with my day i don't know what to do oh my god look it is for a traffic jam is that a supermarket i'm trying not to turn because the emotion blur is really getting to me i could use like a drink or or something to eat though everyone in this city is terrifying all right i've got the traffic moving at least i could become a traffic warden oh wait a bear hello job would you like to eat i mean yes but my only option sir i'm looking for a job or bye shout out to patreon's lina brixen you can talk to john he's in the back room okay he's not in here wait why does your bathroom not have a sink well aren't you scary just lingering around the corner job 200 bucks a day god john's a nice guy i love you mr diner okay i turned the graphics down to as low as possible and while there's still motion blur it seems to be less sickening now so i might just leave it on low as beautiful as the game looked hello okay this place sells lights just come up a heavy breathing and naked i want a lamp i would like this light a carrot purchase thank you i'd love to know how big this city is because it looks like it goes on forever unless there's like invisible barriers but i don't think it's possible to drive since when the traffic seems to be an issue in this town i guess people just choose not to live anymore because he just stopped there for no reason oh now that is fashionable ripped jeans are in right now mr don't turn away from me i want to talk to you oh god i don't want to talk to you i don't go away oh god what the hell was that what was that thing oh my god excuse me mr i'm really scared there we go i got oranges and apples um and flakes thing all right i'm ready to check out wait can i not i have to bring the box home okay should i buy a bed i don't have a bed is there any furniture store ah modern furniture perfect okay how much for just a standard bed wooden bed king size wait why is that cheaper okay i'll take the king size please we need a mattress they don't sell king size and i bought a king size bed fine just give me the double what the i took an apple out to eat it and it just started doing this how do i eat it how do i eat the apple hey you want to see a magic trick just spinning the apple in front of me with some sorcery okay there we go i put it on the floor and then just ate it like the thing i didn't pick it up i just bent down instead of on the floor all right i'm off now thank you for the mattress and bed that don't even match ah why didn't you say don't let the door hit you on the way out that's what polite people say and because you didn't say the door hit me on the way out god you're 24 seven store aren't you i don't think anyone else in this town eats i think this is like a really really poor budget Truman show they're all animatronics and they've been really poorly configured oh a dark alley as if this world isn't scary enough what's down here hey anyone got any drugs i think i'm already on some all right nothing in the dark alley probably for the best i'm gonna go home and treat myself to an apple wait i didn't bring any drinks and i'm i'm really thirsty but i walk so slow i just cannot be bothered going back maybe i can drink out of the toilet or something ah looks like they saw the dispute both cars agreed to just flip onto their backs in a sign of submission it was you wasn't it look at you you look like you flipped a few cars in your time what's wrong with your face what is going on it's so scary i'm gonna head up catch some z's as soon as i find the door to my apartment i can't remember which building it is uh that is my door okay why can i not push the button i don't have a free hand do i there we go okay i didn't have a free hand i don't feel good about dropping this in the elevator no it's okay i love how i've played so many janky games that i just know the possibilities where things could really feck up it off fix it okay it opened again all right uh let me unpack all this wait oh yeah this is my food i thought it was my furniture i forgot that just got auto delivered oh yeah i forgot the shower was on too all right let me see where is all my furniture that i bought what the hell i'm so upset where the hell is my furniture wait would it be in my mailbox by any chance i have no mails ah do i have to go back oh wait there's another furniture store across the road okay let me try this place do you sell beds by any chance chief yeah that'll do metal bed by that please tell me you sell mattresses as well you don't sell feckin mattresses does it come with one oh wait it might come with one actually the other place ripped me off purchase and he actually gave me the products at least thank you sir you respectable gentlemen and what's more you don't look like your face is melting which is a massive bonus in this world you wouldn't get the door for me would you by any chance you know i never mind no point even trying to talk to these people all right let's get this baby unpacked i keep forgetting i'm naked he lied to me there was no mattress at all i'm so upset by this world they're all lying to me i could really go for a bathroom break that is so great you're clean what do you mean can't place here it's feckin cereal yeah eat it eat it all eat it see cereal on the floor he likes eating off the floor i really need feckin energy oh my god what is wrong with their wheels what the hell is going on dude i don't think how fast you try and go you're gonna get out of this oh my god what is wrong with you you know what i don't even want to talk to this person please pharmacy open i need the pain to stop i ought to go in there and give him a piece of my mind but you know what i won't you're not worth it wait no wonder i didn't see the feckin box when you've checked me out you made it float i was wondering because i was standing here obviously and like you can't see it as you look up oh my god okay yes i will take my furniture now screw you for doing that to me i finally got my bed now i have two beds by the way but it's time for work i'm due at work in 50 minutes and it's right across the street so i guess i'll just stop in but i haven't slept since i arrived in this town over like 30 hours ago and honestly this game is melting my brain so much i don't know if it's been 30 hours in real time or not okay work time what do i do this is the place where you should for the visitors orders i only read like two lines of that but i'm good only 10 hours to go oh customer oh no she opened the door and then she went nah okay the owner is doing nothing why don't you stand out there and tend to the customers customer what would you like you'd like to morph through her furniture fair enough wait everyone's coming now what oh god hold on hello what would you want i would like to have eggs okay you want eggs rice eggs two eggs one rice burger what would you like sir is he drooling steak okay two eggs rice a burger and steaks something's cooked how do i get it oh no more customers are coming where did the dishes go when they're done i can't find the dishes ah dishes are appearing now what is this oh god he's just stacking them all right eggs scroll scroll okay place please eat oh that was fast you must have been hungry ate the plate and all don't look at me like that in fact don't look at me at all you got it wrong i'm like 90 sure you ordered the burger burger don't just leave god damn i want to get a bad review who ordered the burger then you here's your order i haven't ordered anything yet someone ordered the burger i'm pretty sure it was that person i got more eggs uh the first person eggs wait no this this person want eggs didn't you already eat eggs why are you here you wanted rice oh my god i think the person who wanted eggs is gone here take take eggs i haven't ordered anything yet i'll be back in a while everyone just stay put all right i'll be back i'm taking my bed up to my apartment i'll be back when my shift's over for my paycheck oh that is lovely okay now for a quick life hack can i move this there we go can i shower and sleep at the same time yes i can oh i'm gonna be so clean when i wake up because i wasn't satisfied with the service is being spammed right now i'm so clean look at that i even got the little notification what is the stinky lines on the clothing like i'm not wearing any clothes how can my clothes be dirty i'm stacking them oh my god look at this oh my tower fell over it that was nice though i'll just leave him on the floor so i can just have a lot of snack every time i pass all right hopefully my boss didn't notice i left i mean he never leaves that back room so i'll just go back for my paycheck now oh Jesus oh he's got a bit of anxiety about the thought of doing that all right long day at work folks turn that open sign off i'm pooped well boss time to check out you are practically not on shift it is not acceptable he will not be able to make good money and either rely and also you handle the visitors not so badly well i'll take the last part as a compliment i got 93 bucks that's not bad for just showing up and turning the lights on who are you we're closed get out oh my god he listened to be fair i've never met a man in assless chaps that wasn't nice but i've just never met a man in assless chaps so this area is not available right now so there are invisible barriers it's weird because down there looks like it's filled with just as much life as over here wait a car is moving oh that is sick it's obviously a learner driver he's pumping the brakes constantly i'll never get used to that like when they turn around you just don't know what to expect and then you get that oh not supposed to be in here obviously okay i'll just oh god where's the door it's here okay out i go just give him that car a little bit of a push he seems to be struggling there we go i helped you with your u-turn oh no a collision oh that was so close oh god i can't believe i almost caused that all right time to go for a shower slash nap i love it i absolutely love it oh my god it's 7 p.m and i start work at 8 a.m time for some ground fruit and i best get going 25 minutes to close we are open for business wait the food is still out from yesterday i'd like to have a burger well lucky for you we are very speedy service today thank you very much no problem at all man i don't suppose you want some eggs too do you burger again okay um unfortunately sir we've just closed it's three minutes to closing it's a bit unreasonable of you to ask we're closed talk to your boss receive your payment hey boss you're frankly not on shift it is not acceptable here's three bucks i just came by and handed one person a yesterday burger come on like these eggs are going to waste can i not have them all right i'll take them to my house's furniture then there we go yep it's just sitting on some eggs it's nice to relax after a hard day's work i think that is a good place to end wow this game was nice i joke but oh my god i enjoyed that a lot um i hope you did too i appreciate you watching a day in the life of my life i'm sure it was interesting it's nice to see what goes on behind the scenes of the youtube videos you know because this is basically what i do this is hyper realistic in fact i'm sitting on eggs right now anyway i appreciate you watching if you like my stuff i post every single day you can subscribe if you want to see more of me if not completely understand i also stream over on twitch the link for that is in the description and uh yeah that's about it appreciate you watching and i hope to see you next time bye for now