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CATCH YELLOW FEVER ON ITUNES: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/yell...
Megasteakman presents an asian themed music video about yellow fever! Why do so many white guys try to date asian chicks? Some would argue it's an unfortunate residual cultural inequality left over from colonialism... OR IT COULD JUST BE THE FEVER!!!
LYRICS
Haters be telling me that I'm sick
I only flip my lid for asian chicks
stacking rice paper and milking that cream
making out with ninjas in my wet dreams
I may be white and nerdy like some Yankovic track
but when I'm dating asians baby I'm the mack
I'm down with yellow fever it's my favourite disease
but haters going to hate, and call me wapanese
When it comes to fever yo' girl you've fed it
brag about my girly on Facebook and Reddit
I'm a white guy and don't forget it
hitting your ears with this radio edit
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I've got yellow fever
it's infected me
sick with yellow fever
my favourite std
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I've got yellow fever, breaking out in cold sweats
I won't date you if you're blonde, redhead or brunette
girlie I ain't racist, I don't discriminate
but if you ain't asian, yo' girl we can't date
I'm whiter than white, like eating corn off the cob
Im attracted to you, just because you're a fob
you're radioactive girl, hitting straight off the geiger
want to see ya' naked, want to see your crouching tiger
Yo' I'm asian but that don't make me immune
want to wet their panties like their in a monsoon
it may not be the fever but it feels so right
I've got a small wiener but your pussies still...
Fight like my tank, go to Bamf for unicorns
clear my history of tentacle porn
yes I'm asian, and I've got yellow fever
and the only cure for it is this yellow fever
Some say all asians look the same
they're right....
Asians are hot
I'm a white guy, and I love to watch hockey
but during the playoffs, I was streaming bukkake
Yo' I be loving asian men
reach in their pockets, grab their yen
I love the fobs, straight ESL
they get me off with the mothball smell
go down on me and say 'hello kitty'
godzilla my pussy like tokyo city
playing starcraft you can swarm my base
make your banneling explode on my face
work my thong like dental floss
tell me if that shit tastes like soy sauce
this ain't no bird flu sweeping the nation
playing yellow fever on your radio station
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I've got yellow fever
it's infected me
sick with yellow fever
my favourite std
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CREDITS
Directed by Kial Natale
Cinematography by Nelson Talbot, Graham Talbot and Eric Sanderson
Written and performed by Kial Natale, Stephen W. Blakley, Larry Wong and Claudia Tzyo
Starring Phyllis Ho, Michelle Kee and Chrstine Gerson
Song Recorded and Mastered by Adam Turner
iTunes album art by Corey Rollins
End Remix by Aaron Kelsh
Kial's costume was made by his mom, Donna Natale because he's gangster like that
WHAT? YOU READ THESE? Did you have, like, nothing to do today? I mean, we're honoured, but... I mean... really? Ok, since you did read all these, I'll let you in on a little secret: I think this might be THE worst thing I've ever done. Like ever. And I think I accidentally head-butted a baby once (it was a total accident). That baby is probably traumatized for life, becoming anxiety-ridden whenever someone's head gets a little too close. That baby may never be able to love, thinking his girlfriend might be moving in to plant a fat head-butt on his delicate cranium. But this is worse than that. Way worse. I mean, I try to critique culturally accepted or unobserved injustices, but maybe I am strengthening them rather than resisting them? Maybe instead of making people talk I'm washing away intelligent thought in a careless stream of careless, hurtful images. WHO AM I!? WHAT HAVE I BECOME!? The song is pretty catchy, though.
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