 Chris, what are you doing? Well, I read in the script outline we were doing grease this week. Well, it said we're talking about grease and cooking. Thanksgiving dinner. You have to start reading the script, Chris. Oh, Sandy, don't make me laugh. What's the matter with you? What's the matter with me, baby? What's the matter with you? What? What? Where? It's that time of year. No, not that one. The other one was all the turkey and other fixings. And while you're doing your best to help produce a food induced coma, remember it's important to properly dispose of grease and waste from your feast. Pouring grease or putting leftover food down the sink or garbage disposal can clog the sewer pipes. So instead, wrap waste in newspaper and discard it in the trash or try composting it. To learn more, visit FortEarthTexas.gov slash water and click on the waste water menu and then click on fat oils and grease. So, Chris, are you the guy who carves the turkey? I don't handle sharp implements anymore. When you finally get up off the couch, remember that stuffing a turkey and yourself is just part of the holiday tradition. Another is heading downtown to enjoy the parade of lights. Everything kicks off at 6 p.m., Friday, November 25th, and kids who care will be there. Yep, Mayor Betsy Frost will serve as Grand Marshal and more than 100 floats will circle Sun Ant Square. That includes a visit from the Jolly Fat Man, no, not Bob Stubbs. You can reserve seats along the parade route online at www.fortworthparadeoflights.org. That sounds really fun, and I can't wait to get up there and enjoy the holidays with all my Fort Worth friends. Yeah, but remember there are some city services and facilities that will be closed. Here's a look at some of those holiday closures. Golf courses are open? Really? For a complete list of what's open and closed during the holidays, check FortEarthTexas.gov. Are you ready? Yeah. Some loving had me a blast. Some loving happened so fast.