 Fuck it, I'm going straight for the goddamn booty hole. It's over. Whoa, what the fuck? Place the Pemezade on it, they ain't ready for it. Told you, man, this weed right here though. This is the weed that you need when you want a slow weed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Higher than the price of a gallon of gas. You right here have you higher than a true rap's ass. I'll bullshit you not. This is some of that weed that makes you say y'all hot. It makes the temp go up. You be high as fuck. High as fuck? You gotta smoke some of this if you wanna try to get high as us. High as fuck? But we don't do no other stuff, just this. Just this? Might have to take a drink, might have to take a piss. Take a piss. But if there ain't no weed, we don't want that shit. Don't want that shit. We in the trap and get high as a bitch. We have to clean this now. Shit, I've been smoking weed as long as I can remember. I rolled up the blunt. Roll up the blunt? That I might just save it and smoke in December. You don't know about that shit. I'm smoking weed, Tom. We ain't found these Casio keyboard, nigga. Get them with some more of that shit, you know what I mean? That shit. Yeah. Real fatty. That shit's so funny, huh? That's why you're crying. He's putting a little shake on the blunt. Are you crying? Yeah, let me see what it is. Put that shit away. Let me see what it is. Put that shit away. I'm not supposed to be pulling out. How far am I from the crib? I'm high as fuck. Are we recording? Yeah, cause we recording already. We recording already? No, right. Shake. Shake rattling rolls. What's been going on with y'all? Shit, we just been grinding it. Yeah, for sure. You know, putting in that work. The niggas are afraid to put in. Yeah. Just did some crazy shit with Kodak Black. NLE Chopper, Queen Nigin. Putting it on for the cause of shit. The first motherfucking... Podcasts. Podcasts get picked up by our heart. Let's go. Let's go. Shit. You talk about, you know, we just left Black History Month for shit. You really, when you talk about Black History in London, you gotta mention the homies. Not be, not to be, you know, bragging and no shit like that. You gotta mention the homies. Yeah, you know, cause shit. You got a bread. Yeah. You don't talk with him. You don't talk with your shit. That's what this is for. This is for us, yeah. You don't talk to your shit. You gotta talk to your shit. But hell, yeah. Nah, man, shit. Cause I'm from here, allegedly. Allegedly. What part, man? He's not from here, allegedly. Nick, I'm from College Park. You're from College Park. Oh, shit. I'm from College Park. You're from College Park. I saw this. College Park, each point. That's not a letter. I saw this. But you, what are we invading from? Oh, okay. I'm not from Atlanta. All right, so shut the fuck up. You're not part of that conversation. You're right. Oh, shit. You let him talk to you like this. You let him talk to you like this. Yeah. Y'all stay honest. Nah, she be worse. She worse on me. I know. She be on your ass. Yeah. What you deserve her, though? Congratulations. Good job, man. You be on it. Why, because I'm not asking you. Because you're controversial. I'm not controversial. I just say what the fuck I want to say. And that's the controversy. And I stand on that shit. That's the controversy. It's not, man, everybody should be, everybody should say what the fuck they want to say. They should, though. You think so? Yes. I absolutely believe that. But you got to be able to stand on that shit. And they're going to be number one to stand on what the fuck they say. Right. Like, if I say a motherfucker wet, like a major rapper wet. Why would you say that, though? Because they might be. To me. But shit. Do my opinion matter? Do it matter that much to you? It might, yeah. You created a platform where your opinion does matter. Yeah. So I can say whatever you want to say. You can show the opinion of people. I could like talking all that shit right now, but his ass get on air. And his ass be... I'll be blocked by... His ass be saying shit over here, but then when that... Mike, come on. He be saying something totally different. I be calling your ass out on it. I'm tired of it. You talking about what? On the podcast or the radio? The radio. Radio's different. We got this fucking... We got guidelines. We got this shit. The internet set up. They're gonna find the clip. And you be like, that nigga got this. And he gonna be right there. And he be like, hold on, hold on, hold on, bro. Hold on, hold on. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Nah, I believe everything that needs to pull up on me. You know rappers are sensitive people. Rappers are sensitive people. We just use this as a period. Everybody's sensitive. I feel like artists as well, because Russell Westbrook don't want to be called Westbrook. Y'all seen that shit? Yeah. Bro, that's not his name. You got kids and shit. Somebody follow. Yeah, he played his case. I don't agree with it. I mean, she took it as shit talking. You might call somebody out their name. I call it his name all the time. Yeah, she call me a fat titty nigga all the time. You be looking at his titties? Can you not see him through this shirt? I'm trying not to. That's why I wear a hoodie today. My nigga damn. Why you bringing attention to this shit that niggas ain't even looking at? We got a different audience, bro. There's some freaky ass women who gonna be watching them shit. Like, I sure wouldn't look it. What's up with them titties? Exactly. Bitch, do not suck my titties. Don't do that shit. Don't try to do that shit. I'm feeling exposed. You a freaky ass nigga. Get away from me. How'd they do that? No, I had them up to suck my titties before. That shit was uncomfortable. Wait. That's how you just gonna jump out the window? Bitch, suck my titties. I ain't even asking that shit. Why would you feel that comfortable? You may have that comfortable. I feel like did she pick it up and squeeze it and put it in her mouth or what she do? Nah, I was like... Did she cup it? Nah, she... That's what I'm saying. Like, she... Yeah, like... Yeah, she grabbed it. She's cuddling this shit and got there. The next thing I know, I feel like little tiny teeth on my shit. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? What made you think this shit was okay? Well, well... Sucking a nigga nipples or licking his nipples is different than, like, just actually grabbing the tittie and like... Niggas, it's the same shit. It really is. You suckling on the niggas boo. Niggas ain't supposed to have boo. Hey, man. No, but I'm saying, like, you ain't never had a girl lick your nipples. Yeah. Right. But it does nothing for me. Yeah, like, that shit for her. She nashes it. Yeah, that shit don't do shit. Oh. It went... Well, I beg to differ. You be sucking titties. No. The fuck? Well... Well, what do you be doing, judge? Don't answer that. Don't answer that? Yeah. I don't... We don't discuss those types of freaky-ass things on here. Not unless it's me doing it. Welcome back to the 85th episode. Here's the shit that you be doing. Let's go. We ain't bad. God damn it. I'm old school freak. I beat and lick the bitch kneecap. Knecap. Here we go. Just a seat. Elbow. See, that's the trick of being a nigger. You got to find somewhere that ain't been bit before. Fuck it. I'm going straight for the goddamn boo to hold. It's over. Whoa, what the fuck? I'm going straight for the boo to hold. Damn it. Yeah, that's what you taught me on. Damn. Cover that. That's going to be your opening line. It depends on what I'm doing. The first shit you're going to say. Boo to hold is that. I eat ass. No, I'm joking. No, it depends on what I'm there for. If I'm there for a good time, shit. I'm finna please me. Well, I'm saying, though, if you eat ass, you just do that. Be proud of it. I'm proud of the fat I eat ass. Smoking me with them cheeks, baby. What? Yeah, no, I'm not. I don't think they that. That's not cemetery? No. That's not even good for like your health care and your deductible. I got good health care now. Your dental bill going to be critical. I don't got no deductible. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I just get more gold teeth. No, that ain't gonna work. That ain't going to sustain. That ain't going to sustain. It's a clean ass. Yeah, you got to eat a fresh ass. How clean can the ass be? It can be pretty clean. I'm speaking from experience. You can be pretty clean. You can't eat all that ass. Send that office. Fresh out the gym ass. Been doing squats for the last 45 minutes. You trying to eat ass. Nah, not at all. Damn. He always say that. I'm not ashamed of that shit. You can't shame me for what I like to do because that shit make me feel good. Yeah, he like that shit. I mean everybody got their different, you know, kinks and shit like that they like and that's just what he does. I can't believe that's what we're starting off at. This shit. We're just talking. We're just talking. What you want to start off with? What's the freshest on the menu? Listen, man, we got some very special guests in the trap with us today. All the way. India. Where's India? You get the chicken. All the way from Big Homie's house podcast. Bex. We got Kodak. Yes, sir. Big Homie Kodak. Welcome to the trap, man. Appreciate it. What y'all got going on? We had to have y'all. We had to get y'all on here. At least just talk some shit and see what's going on. Yes, sir. On the other side of things in the podcast, broadcast, journalism, media type. Yeah, we want everybody to win. God damn it. Yeah, that's beautiful to see. Yeah, we got a radio show now too. So if you watching this motherfucker in Atlanta, tune in every seven p.m. to midnight. Monday through Thursday? Monday through, yeah, Monday through Thursday. If you tune in on Friday, we not going to be on there. Joe Joe and Big Homie show on the beat ATL I Heart 1053. Yeah. Fucking up. Yeah. Now when I said we was the first motherfucker to go from god damn podcast radio. It's not no a.m. signal. It's not no god damn. Well, 1 a.m. to 2 a.m. shit. We on radio for real. You can god damn leave what you doing during the day and hear us. Right. We were doing the night. During the night? Yeah, so shit. If you was stripping, getting ready to go. Got down with your fresh BBF fresh from the Dominican. Got down by go to K.O.D. Got down. What's a blue flame? You got a heel first. You got what? She got a heel. They'll be here. They straight. They go straight to straight in. I know a motherfucker fresh off tables in the mirror. Oh, look at my ass bitch. That's slowly. I know who you talking about. I knew who I was talking about too. All right. That your shit still in flame bitch. Your ass ain't gonna be that fast. She went to work. Nah, she was just showing that little girl. Like some girls, they just, they like to heal them peace. And post on their close friends and shit. Yeah. I don't know why I be in some people close friends though. Cause you're a friend. What that mean? You're in the friend zone. That what that mean? Yeah. No, I really think that being in somebody close friends. Oh, shit. Hold on. You're loud. I really think that being in somebody close friends, that means like they possibly want to fuck you. Oh. I ain't in nobody's shit. You got a close friend? I don't even know what this is. I ain't in nobody's shit. I know I didn't even know it was a thing. Yeah, that look like when you see that green circle, when you watch somebody's story. I ain't got no motherfucking friend. Don't nobody want to have sex with you, Dan. Damn, that's fucked up. Yeah, we talking on Instagram. Yeah, me too. I said if you in somebody's close friends, then typically then me. Damn. Cause most of the time on somebody close friends, they post like they freaky shit on in there. You know what I'm saying? Oh. Well, I don't got no close friends or shit. I don't know. I ain't in there. You got a close friends? Jojo? Mm-mm. No, cause I don't do no freaky shit. On social media. Oh, you born. That puts you born. Bye-bye. How you gonna say some shit like that? That's called that weird. My bad. I'm sorry. I ain't know that he weird. What made me weird? He ain't weird. That's my thing. There's not gonna turn into an analysis of Kodak. What you putting together over there? Okay. Man, trying to construct something. The last one broke. No. Stop saying that. What we been up to? What the hell y'all been up to? Yeah, what the fuck? Oh, we been doing it major bit over here. We been doing it major. We jumping at the gym. We got the app out. Shout out to channel 8-5. Yeah. We got this Argonas Facebook group that keeps me thoroughly entertained. What's Facebook group? It's called 8-5 South Soul. Hashtag is podcast is full. Okay. Alright, so I'm gonna join that group. I'm gonna post a picture of me right here. I'm gonna try to get my dicks up by somebody in that group. Yeah, you will. Merch collab with the Hulk. Shout out to the Hulk. Oh, come on. We got the merch going crazy right now. That's a big one right now. Yeah, I actually got some merch. I appreciate it. Can't wait. I ain't getting no fucking merch. We got some things right now. We got some, boy. They still making your shit. Yeah, we got some, boy. We got some shit together. Oh, we got some shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got some shit together. Bring us shit, please. We got some storages. Let's see if we have this thing too. Double XL. Get up. We didn't expect for him. We didn't expect for everybody. We mean it. Man, we got you some shit. Give us the merch you made for the hippos. Well, uh, first of all, why are your bags so big? We got it going up over here. Oh, never mind. We got it going up. This shit hard. No, I got some dope bad shit. I'm pretty excited about it. Let me see. Oh, you got the great Jenna. This shit hard. I'm gonna sit here like, ooh. Yeah, we ain't put that shit together, man. Get all legends, because y'all get all legends in the making too. It is. You know, putting it on for the whole tour. Oh, man. You're gonna have to adjust this shit. Yeah, I'm about to adjust this, my boy. Get some notches. Get some notches. Get some notches. To the last one. This motherfucker hard of hell. Yeah, yeah. What made y'all put this show together, man? How did this all come about? That's a good ass story. You want me to start it? You want me to start it? Don't annoy me. All right, I'm gonna start it. So, goddamn, I was doing this shit before she got here, right? Okay. So, me and the person, me and the person, the person who we had a spot before she got here, got her feelings. Mm-hmm. And shit. I'm not about to beg nobody. I'm not about to beg you to give you an opportunity. So, fuck it, she left. So, next day, I got there and said, you know what? I went on Instagram and said, who are the top media personalities in L.M.? Tag them below. Tag them. So, amongst people, tag them. Got a mic on. So, you said don't be so loud. You got a mic on. So, don't be so loud. That what you saying? Okay. Get tickets at 85southshow.com. That's right. 85southshow.com. That's where the tickets are. So, that's where you need to be. Let me say it again. The 85 South Show is coming to Savannah, Georgia. July the 30th. You know I'm gonna lose me. Get the tickets. 85southshow.com. What's up y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. I have a call. And, um, it's me too? It's me. It's Carlos. Yes, and we gonna be in Atlanta on June 25th. It's going down. We got a live show. And y'all never know who's gonna pop up. I'm popping up. Nugget, you said your audience real thick and fat. Oh, it's the baddies gonna be in the building. I'm coming to see. I wanna see. I just built it. Call those shoes enough so y'all better come and put this. So, we'll see y'all Atlanta, June 25th. We all start. Rent money. Y'all know the vibe. So, goddamn. She wasn't following me, but one of her friends that was... She was my co-worker. Yeah. She's from the radio station. Yeah, so one of her friends that was co-workers that was, had tagged her. I didn't know that she was. I looked at her page. She was half naked on some of the pics. I'm like, fuck, I'm joking. You weren't in the club. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I wasn't half-way naked. You had your thighs out? Yeah, that was it. Oh, that's half-way. Gotcha. Fuck you talking about. Crazy ass girl. Anyway, so I got there. I seen it. I seen it. I'm like, oh, she ain't got no ass. So, she's kind of a little bit humble. So, I got an ass and a DM. Hold on. Hold on. Fuck up. Tell me your version. No, no, no, no. Because I am. Because this is the first time that I heard you say that, like, you looked at me sexually at first when you first said. Nigga, I didn't say nothing about sex. What are you talking about? You said I was half-way naked. You looked at my ass and I ain't have none. So, you was like, oh, she's pretty humble. Let me hit her ass. That ain't got nothing to do with sex. You know, big booty. Yeah, bitches. It's cocky as hell. I'm sexual. Yeah. I don't know where you brought that from. All right, keep going, Dan. So, I sent her a DM. I was like, what you do? And she was like, shit, I'll be doing. I'll be modeling. I'll be singing sometime. I don't know what the fuck. I promise you I got the DM. Don't do that. Put the shit right there. I got the DM. I got the DM. All right. So, she was like, yeah, I'll be modeling. I'll be singing. I'll be radio. All right. Cool. Kick it. So, she came through. Trousport episode. She came on. Just watched. And the next episode, I think, was Money Move. We had come kick it. And shit, she came on it. And we've been here since. And I feel like we wouldn't have got as far as we was without her. Because shit, you know, we was doing numbers as a podcast. That's off the hustle. But, like, she brought, like, structure. Like, with schedules and shit. Yeah. And we're going to stop right now before you get emotional. I'm not emotional. I feel like your nigga's about to cry. He'd be crying every time he'd show me love. Because he grateful. Like, he grateful. But my side is the same exact thing, I guess. Like, I was already on Chicago for about a year and a half. And one of my co-workers that I worked with, she was the co-worker. She the one who kind of, like, pushed me to move to Atlanta. Because she was just like, ain't shit in Chicago. Just do it. Or whatever. So she really is the one, very specific. I fuck with you. And she encouraged me to move out here. So when I moved out here, I started doing bottle service. It was just me and my daughter. She was, what, three at the top four? No, she was three. She was three. And it was just me and her. So I just moved out here. And I started doing bottle service to make some money. Because if you're in Atlanta, you're doing bottle service. You're making hella fucking money. Especially if you're cute. So I started doing that for a while. But I never stopped, like, grinding. You know, even though I was in the club, I was networking with motherfuckers and shit. Then my home girl, she tagged me under his posts. And I wanted to get back in, like, the media anyway. So that was my main goal. So shit. Like he said, I went sat in. They was talking shit, fit perfectly. And then shit. Our shit just took off. It just really took off. And it took us a year to get on radio. So we started off podcasting shit. Really less than a year. I'd say eight months. Because shit, we started this. We made this shit officially. We can announce it until, like, February. Yeah. So, but shit wasn't easy. Shit wasn't sweet. Like, we was outside, like, three, four o'clock in the morning in the rain, trying to get interviews from motherfuckers. Like, we've been doing a lot. I feel like that's really what made shit work, too. Because we got the same type of hustle. Because I'm not going to ask anybody to do no shit that I wouldn't do. But I'll do a lot of shit. So... Yeah, it just made sense. And then we both ended up quitting our job at the same time. He was a teacher. I was doing bottle service. What kind of teacher? I work with the slow kids. Oh, I was not the same. That's not funny. Look, it is funny because it's true. I ain't even laughing. No, they need a teacher. They need somebody with a strong will. Yeah, they need that. Yeah, that's what's up. Yeah. Oh, he's slow, too. My point is that... We can't... Hey, that's all they need to say. Yeah. I wish I could go slow and be like, hey, man, I know they throw you fucking up, but you, I ain't hurt. You don't make it. You really gonna make it out of there. Easy. Take the hood out. What's going up? Nah, yeah. That's all. Most of them people are geniuses, anyway. Nah, not my kids. Yeah, he hate his fucking job. I hate that. He's coming to work pissed off. Airy Monday. Airy Monday. Coming that bitch pissed. I already knew what it was about. Damn, he was a teacher for real. This is Chicago. No, this is here. She's from Chicago. I'm from here. What school? I was at Peyton Forest on the west side. Yeah, I used to work with bad kids. Oh, say that. There's no such thing as a bad kid. What you call them? Trouble. You misguided them? Yeah, I was working with the trouble that you did. Yeah, well, they didn't want to call this shit. My brother and my class were fighting every day. Yeah, misguided. Fighting themselves and each other. And you. Hell. And me. Yeah, that was why I ain't gonna teach you, too. Yeah, your ass won't. Shit. You ever take backs on the kids? I used to walk, too. But I felt like that was crossin' on like that. I was like that, bro. We didn't really start this. No. Fight club. Don't say that. I'm going on. I didn't do it, but I thought about it. You know, I think everybody. Everybody in anyway. Shit. Yeah, yeah. Not recording. You can't record it. No, you can't record it. That's it. No. What do I'm gonna do with the film? Put it on. Cause that's the shit the news don't play. A fight club started at a local music school. Exactly. That's happened a couple times. I got $20 on the fat kid. No, that's not it. No, it. Well, yeah, bro. We just be out here getting to it. Yeah. Just. Same shit. We really just be talking shit. Cause body needs to be born. No, for real. Yeah, what? No, dead ass. My brothers do be born. Oh, that's about it. We gotta make that shit lit. What the fuck about that? Broke. The whole microphone broke. Right. Cause you screaming too loud. A little loud, boy. You broke the mic? Yup. I leaned on. Turned the shit off. Broke it. Broke it. Wait a minute. I'm going to wait a minute on the mic. Yeah, right. I think they know what it is now. They back there like. Yes, I'm in here. Right on there. No, man. We wanted to make sure we got y'all on here though. Cause y'all are definitely got a good show over there and shit. Just want to expose y'all to the 85% or something. I know I came on there. Yeah. We came on there and talked some shit. It was some strippers for the next time of year. It was some strippers? Oh, it was. Who was it? The tall motherfucker. With the ass. You ain't going to remember? You know what I mean? Tall motherfuckers were asses we had on the show. Y'all got a lot of giraffe asses running around. We do got a lot of giraffe asses. I like ass. So shit. We real crew. Which one? What's her name? Don't say her name. I forgot. Nobody remember. It was. She was tall motherfucker with ass. They was arguing about some shit. It was always. You know how to be. You know how to be. You know how to be. You was the ringleader with them motherfuckers. What? Talking about niggas ain't shit. I do say that, but I probably wasn't saying at that time. Oh, he was. Yeah, we was going at it though. A little bit. He was trying to speak some knowledge to us. You were speaking knowledge. We just trying to kick knowledge. Yeah, man. I'm be trying to help niggas. I don't want niggas to be out here bad. Lost. Right. Because there's so much evil already spoken down on our black ass names. What? We got to give our niggas hope so they can continue to thrive and be better. You know who to aspire to. Or is it the truth? It ain't the truth. How you know? Because it's just a concept. Do you know every nigga that you like? No, but I can speak to the spirit of every nigga. Because I know what niggas pure intentions are. Because I just so happen to be a nigga. Even though they super fucked up. No, it's not. That's the thing about it. Most niggas intentions not even selfish. The average nigga means well. Okay, but do you know that like niggas act different with their niggas than they do with a female? Those are different kinds of niggas. So you speaking on one kind of nigga, that cannot be the overall conception. We're talking about the majority of niggas. The majority of niggas that I know don't even be hanging around a little bunch of niggas like that to be given a fuck. What did you know? Yeah, maybe not now, but I'm saying like you knew a couple niggas. Because he on a different level than he was then. So I would expect like the higher you go, you know, the better you are. See, that's the thing about it. That's what I'm saying. The niggas who are like that, that's what they were going to do anyway. It doesn't matter what level they are on. Those are just niggas who enjoy being around those particular niggas. But that's not every nigga. Like the niggas that you hang around shouldn't have nothing to do with what you have going on romantically or with, you know, with a woman. Like your niggas, your niggas supposed to be over here and whatever you're doing in your free time with the ladies and shit, it's supposed to be over there. And they never supposed to intercept. And what type of nigga be fucking with women that you can't bring around if it's that serious? What? I'm too grown to be sneaking. Nah, what he's saying is, what he's saying is that the women that he fuck with do not affect his nigga group because this shit, they don't interact. They don't get to sit. I'm choosing. Yeah, but I'm not saying. Like I'm the type of nigga that understands. Like if you choose pussy over the homies, I get it. Like I'm the first nigga to congratulate you. Like you got drafted. Yes, go. Represent. We'll see you when we see you. I don't give a fuck if it's four months from now. Just have four months worth of pussy on you. We different next time I see you. I want the best for you. And that's the reason why we became homies. So somebody could graduate into an Oasis or a great relationship or whatever it is that make niggas get back in the habit. Exactly. You probably became friends because it's hard hunting pussy by yourself. You need to have the niggas who have common interests. He says you probably became friends because it's hard hunting pussy by yourself. I mean you get in a group. You're not going to keep the friend to keep fucking up with your chance. Oh, you can't keep the nigga around that's getting a hoax. Come on, man. Come on, man. If you a nigga that's scared of hoax, you're not going to keep it. You got a guy. My guy. My guy. You can't come to this one. So y'all saying y'all need a nigga like around to get a bitch? No. No, nigga, no. That's not what we're talking about. Nobody said that. Like-minded individuals. Save the essence. We going to some shit like the Essence Festival. Some niggas not getting invited. Because they make the hoax feel a certain kind of world. Exactly. And that is called scaring the hoax. That's why you got to pull that nigga to the side and say, yo, you scared the hoax. No, you don't even do that. You got to, man. You just eliminate this nigga with no explanation. You got to let your- if that's your nigga, you got to let him know. During the potions, you got to let him know. What kind of nigga are you? You got to give him the rundown, but if you don't make the adjustment on the spot. If we out as a group of friends, and I hear one of the hoaxes say, who manages this? Nothing. Nothing. Now I'm here by my brother's admission. I didn't come with him. We walked in at the same time. I think we went 8-4. We walked in at the same time. I don't know them. I have no idea who it is. You know who- you know what it is in the- I have no idea. Don't know him. He a local. Don't know him. A nigga from local. Because what you saying about yourself? That's your homie. No, it ain't. Not why we wouldn't- That's the thing about why- Not when you fucking it up. What you saying? Not when you fucking it up. Yes, hoes over growth. Because this is what you're talking about. The niggas change when the hoes get around. That's when you find out. That's when you find out if this nigga really your friend or not. Hold on, hold on. Because I just said that to you. I just said that niggas are different around bitches. I said that to you. Exactly. Right? But you was like- But the poor niggas, your niggas is not going to fold around no hoes. You don't have to, they're multi-purpose. Exactly. Who? The poor niggas. Your poor niggas, you got situational niggas. Niggas be different in different situations. There's some niggas that may be good at one situation that you can't bring around a hoe. They're going to scare the hoes. So y'all do know that pussy changes the way a hoe nigga move and think or whatever. You can look at a nigga today. Right. It can be 11 niggas in the room. Who niggas know this nigga? If four hoes walk in, the group is going to split into three niggas. No. No, no, no. Let's bypass all that. No, hold on. Let's bypass all that. Let's... We're not talking about when the hoes come in. We're talking about when the niggas know the hoe. He talked to her, whatever. He telling you one thing, but just know that when he get home or when he call her, he on some hoe of a shit. That's what niggas do. That's between him and him. That's what niggas do. That's what niggas do. You can't penalize a nigga for what he ain't doing. Okay, I just want to make sure we on the same page. Yeah, whatever a nigga say to the hoes and know about the nigga business. Big cap. Big cap. Man, you ain't say none of that shit, man. You should be honest with me. Yeah, you ain't say that. Yeah, that shit don't matter. That's what I told the bitch. And that's what I said that niggas be weird. How's that weird? And... Hold up. We can't say that. Niggas be weird individually. So it's not like... Every nigga is their own type of weird. You know, I can only speak on myself. But I feel like niggas only do shit that has worked in the past. Niggas gotta play ball. So whatever it is... Yeah. That shit doesn't work before. Yeah. Because the nigga ain't out here really just freestyling like that. Yeah. Niggas not taking open shots. He ain't worked on that shot before. It look crazy to you, but he ain't worked on that shot. If I just make a shoot behind his back, it'll work before. Don't nobody ever talk about the weird-ass women that we encounter on the journey either. We need some weird-ass women. Because women don't know they're weird. Absolutely. Women absolutely don't know they're weird. They think, oh, shit. You know, he's supposed to accept this because it's me. Bitch, you weird. You weird-ass bitch. And your homegirl's not going to say that shit because you be paying for everything. Now, they can try to say they're goofy. I'm goofy. I'm a goofy girl. No, bitch. You're a goofy-ass bitch. She hasn't a goofy or like goofy. No, they put that little bio. They be like, they be like, I'm goofy? No, bitch. You're odd. Yeah. You're peculiar, bitch. You're peculiar. Don't try to put that shit on there. You fucking goofy. No. I don't know. Maybe females do know anything. Like, I know what you're talking about. Your friend's got a separate group chat without you, bitch. You weird. Yeah, she do. You don't even know. That's the worst shit ever when you pick the weird-ass friend. Oh, out of the group. You be like, yo, what you want to do? I just like to go out and shit. We can hit a bar or something. Then you can take her to the bar and she get drunk as fuck and throw up all night. This is the first thing. This is the first thing? This is the first thing? This is the first thing? This is the first thing? This is the first thing? This is the first thing? She has a low alcohol level. She doesn't throw up all over the place. She doesn't do that. She's 28 and since you don't know how to take her liquor. She's trying to show you what she's done. First night. You sloppy drunk. She's trying to pick a bar up. Throwing up pissing. Loves. Okay, now you can talk. What's the craziest shit you've seen at a girl house? Like, you went back to her crib and that shit was, you was like, Oh, I got one. I got one. This ain't record. Go first, low. Yeah, go first, low. Yeah, yeah. All the furniture was on the floor. What? No legs? Yeah. Like, literally. Like a full-time mattress. Like a full-time couch. Pushed up against the wall. Yeah. That type of shit. Now, come on. Yeah. Did you fuck her though? No. I was so thrilled. Cause it was just like, every time you go out with somebody, you learn, like as you get to where I'm at in life, you don't always want some pussy. There is some red flags that you will encounter. That will make you be like, I don't give a fuck. What happened? If this happens right now, I'm not fucking, like all this is going on right now. And I ain't even got no pussy. The fat ass little car. What if she had a fat ass? Yeah, the fat ass has a higher tolerance on me. I've been through enough. Oh, I was, cause she got a fat ass is that I'm not going to risk it. I don't give a fuck what goes on. It's certain shit that I see now. I'm like, nope. Don't want no pussy. So what does it mean that a woman has to have to make you be like, I ain't going. I ain't going. I'm like, my personal red flags. Red flags, like, okay. I ain't chasing it. Okay. All right. This is one of my red flags. If we go out and you know too many niggas, I don't want to fuck you. Red flags. I don't. I don't want to fuck you no more. No. If we go somewhere and you know. You dappin' up everybody. And you know two niggas. I'm done. What you mean by no two niggas? No two niggas. You know security, the promoter and the host? No. You ain't supposed to know all these niggas. Right. It's all right. They don't need to let us stay on this side of town. You don't know all these niggas. And it's the approach, how they come up to you. You know the flyer needed to, the nigga that be passed down by. They super familiar. Okay. Check this out. You been here before. This is another one. They come for that. They come for that. If we out. In public. And you introduced me to them. Turned off. Turned off. Oh yeah. No. Hell no. What Drake said, I know the type of hugs. So I have a conclusion. I know the type of hugs. Is it because of her? Or is it because of you? No, that's just my personal shit. Introduce me to a nice ass nigga. But why does that bother you? Let's get to the rules. What history you got on with this nigga to make you feel unsokable? It don't bother me. It's cool. It's just that I know that whatever happened after this about to be some bullshit. I've done it enough time. My experience is proving this shit. I'm not, no. What if she has like, I don't know. I don't give a fuck what she gets. You know what I'm saying? This my brother. Bitch. You fucking him. No. You fucking him. It's not even a better thing fuck than that. I just don't want to be with that type of energy. I don't know. I don't even get around that. Fuck your energy. You should suck that nigga dick. Fuck that. No. What's one of your red flags? She was old too. But she had hella stuck down the roof. Oh. That's crazy. That's what you don't want them kind of problems. What's the shit called? The collectible thing? No. What's the name, baby? No. He was tall. No. No. Not damn nigga. She had like all types of different ones all on the bed. And I'm like, What are you sleeping? What the fuck are you sleeping? Did you jump in a pile of stuff the animals are going to sleep? She got a big ass multiple bed pillow. She look scary, man. Yeah. No. No. I remember one time I was talking to a chick on my space and we met in person and she was a midget. That ain't, you can't say that. No. She was a little person. Yeah. She was a little person. When I look back on my space picture, I realized she had never had no full body picture. It was always a fake picture or upper body picture or a picture of her ass. It was none of that shit ever combined. You couldn't tell by the ass? The ass was fat. Niggas, it was closer for the ass. Yeah. It was short ass and legs. It was the ass. Oh, they don't care. He see ass and he like. But it was a big ass. You know, you ain't never seen no midget, no little ass. All midget thick. I don't know. You know my life just doesn't change. My standards just didn't went up. You know, my standards went up. What you doing now? What about my red flags? What about? What about your red flags? What show red flag? How fuck y'all? There's a whole lot of testosterone in here. Oh, no. Tell us. You don't? Nope. Anything. Anything, let's go. I'm saying like, let me see what's going on. I don't have no red flags. I'm not going like, just be like, because you, I walk in your. So you still got time to go through this shit, though. I'm almost 40. Nah, like. I don't know if it's about to be some bullshit. I really think like, if a nigga really came on some shit, what would make me be like, um, I think a red flag for me is a nigga too eager to like text me, talk to me, be with me and shit. I don't like that. Let me fucking weird, bro. Just me personally. I just don't like that. But that's because like, I don't like to be smothered in general. So if I am in a relationship, like, I don't want my nigga to smother me. So if I feel like when I'm first starting to talk to you, you don't even know me and you ain't getting on for me yet. And you like that. No, because I know when I get. That's what I'm saying. That's exactly what I was saying. You fuck around and then you fuck. And now you got to deal with all this shit times 10. That shit over with. No. Well, I guess a nigga living with his mama. That's red flag. Oh man. I'm not even gonna fuck with you. Bro, these house, the housing market right now. Shit crazy. I'm gonna fuck. Gas is fired all together. You got to get up out of there. You got to get up out of there. You got to go. You got to go. You got to go. I'm not doing that shit. You got to get up out of there. That's the best situation for him. What if he saved? Yeah, but get up out of there. You still can't go. I have 40,000 save. I should have been moved out. See, this is what niggas got to understand, bro. Whatever position that you live, those are just going to be the type of women that's gonna fuck with you. If you're a nigga that live with his mama, that means that you're limited to these group of women that's gonna fuck with you because you live with your mama and they don't mind that shit. But that don't mean everybody else got to fuck with you. You just off limits to some bitches who ain't fucking with you. No, that's normalize that. Let's normalize dating in your bracket. Again, you got to, wherever you at, you got to stand on that shit. If that's the shit you accept for yourself, you can't be mad at it. It'll never work like that exception to whatever the standard is. They will feel like that the person who's going through it but what if you, you know, the person on the other side, for instance, me, I'm not saying I never held a nigga down before. I have in school, law school, like, I didn't help motherfuckers down, but... They was in law school or you were not? Two separate niggas, like, one was in school and the other one was in law school. So you've been 0% for niggas in law school and it's they fault? No. No, just relax. Everybody relax. What I'm saying is after a while that she'll get tired right now, it's just, I'm not doing that shit again. That's all I'm saying. So who fought it and you broke up with law school niggas? I'm not doing that, but I'm the fucked up person because I don't want to deal with that. I don't need that already. So you're on fire. You're on fire. Two niggas in law school. Who fought that? You ain't even find out if them niggas finished or nothing. Did they finish? You know them niggas. I don't know them niggas. You don't know them niggas. So I'm asking. Did they finish? That's none of your damn business. That niggas ain't no lawyer. Now I'm just playing. Let me go. Public defender. No, that niggas. That niggas. If he's on the two lawyers, all right. Yo, y'all stop talking about this shit for the niggas. Watch this shit and sue us. For real. Shlander. He ain't gonna sue shit. Malicious content. Oh, you a bad lawyer? Nah. I'm just saying, like, why I gotta be the one to fumble because this niggas has something going for himself? Do you know what the fuck I got going for myself? Fuck your shit. Yeah, you spilling sand. You right. You work with me. We should all just take a moment. Let's go. We should all just take a moment to just reflect on the people who fumbled us. Women never think they fumbled anybody though. What? What'd you say? Somebody you fucked with didn't ever recover after you. What'd you say? Women never think they fumbled anybody though. What? Bro, I'm just saying, we just reflect on the people that fumbled us. I know how fumbled a nigga before. Oh, yeah, him. What? Oh, hold on. Moment of silence. No, we don't gotta take a moment of silence. You know, it's just that, you know, somebody didn't recover after you. A lot of bitches fumbled. You gotta look at the bright side sometimes. Somebody, you the best shit somebody done ever had one time. Yeah. It's bad when you know that shit though. But is that a good thing? Oh, that's a good thing for us bad thing. Yeah, it's good for you because like, you might not get but one chance to be the best somebody ever had. It's good to just believe it even if it's not true. Even if it's not true. You just gotta believe in the back of your mind that one of these people that you fuck with, you was the best. No. No, that'd be bad when you fuck with me. No, that'd be bad when you fuck with the bitch. You might damn but you can kind of lose her. That you the best she can do? Yeah, right there. There's a lot about you called that self-esteem is on the ground. No. No, not because of me but you just look at the bitch and know she a loser. What I'm saying is if you know you a fucked up person, except that you a fucked up person don't think that oh they fumbled me and think I could have been the best I was the best. I will. You was some shit. Man, everybody up and up. They fumbled us. Nobody said you had to be perfect but even at your worst you was still somebody's best. Okay, I give what you say but what I'm saying is what I'm saying is when you know you a fucked up person. You are in love. Right. Take accountability of being a fucked up person. Yeah, who up and fucked up? I didn't say I'm speaking. It take a while to work on all your fucked up tendency like year by year you eliminate a fucked up tendency. Or you get some more. Right. And that's true. But what I'm saying is realize that you fucked up and you were a fucked up person learn from it, grow from it and be that person that you saying that they are now. What I'm saying is you have to realize when you're at fault because how, how are you going to change it? You can always be like oh I'm going to be better and I know I can be better but I wasn't better. So let me realize that and grow. And then when you deal with somebody else these flaws that somebody been telling you that you had they not even flaws to this person. So it's not that you just fucked up. It's just that with this person you have y'all bullshit don't connect. That's what I always say you can find somebody who can deal with your ass when they don't want to deal with you. That's who you're supposed to be dealing with. But at the end of the day a flaw is based off of other people like other people's concept of thinking is what you mean. It's subjective. That's what you're looking for. Which is what makes somebody flaw. Right. So in order for you to understand it's a flaw is if a lot of people keep saying it. For example I don't think I'm fucking crazy. I think I'm normal as fuck. But when multiple people say I'm crazy what I'm supposed to do be like I'm not crazy. Who said you're crazy? No I fucked them people. Yeah I'm about to say yeah because all y'all bitches wrong. Right. That's what they go say after they through fucking with you. But if you was to put them back in rotation that's the crazy part about that shit. Your flaws ain't really that bad if somebody's gonna keep fucking with you. Your flaw is only relevant if you accept them as relevant. Right. In self you don't realize them it's not like deep down I feel like oh this is a flaw. No. Because I'm me. But I pay attention to what everybody else says and how they feel and if it's a communicative. Cumulative. Cumulative. Cumulative. Cumulative. If everybody's saying this shit. Cumulative. Right. If everybody's saying this shit then I'ma like think about it and be conscious about it is what I'm saying. Okay. Right. But I'ma still feel the way I feel about myself but I'ma respect how everybody else feel and just you know don't don't beat myself fully around that group of people hell shit. No you gotta be yourself at all times. Who else you gonna be? Like. In certain situations. No you have to because you can't sit there and try to be like and fit this box that doesn't exist. Like that's that's why this show is the perfect example. It's like everybody on this side that's what pushed us this far because don't nobody walking here have to tuck themselves in. You get what I'm saying it's like this is everybody on 10 if a motherfucker walking here and they ain't feeling it we'll know that they ain't feeling it but we gonna know when they are feeling it you get what I'm saying ain't nobody having to pretend or make believe or none of that shit and I think that's the biggest difference between a lot of shit you can listen to some shit you don't have to believe the words that are being said but you know how that shit make you feel you know what I'm saying for sure. Yeah. People can separate separate the fake from the real shit. But what if what you do is a a world full of fake shit. That's the thing about it. What you do with that situation? That doesn't have to do shit with your realness. Hell because at that you know in the grand scheme of it it's like you're just a facilitator. Shit. The people who consume this shit they not trying to sit there and figure out if it's real or not but that doesn't affect your realness and how you deliver this shit. Shit. Most fuckers sit there and draw cartoons they just as important as the motherfuckers who make the movies. Right. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. It's all done about how you facilitate that shit. Now if you going out there and you selling fake shit and you acting like it's real then your realness is in question. But if you know exactly what you're dealing with how the fucking people say that shit ain't real and like bitch it ain't my real but this is what I'm talking about. Yeah. That's why I don't have opinions on a lot of shit because at the end of the day I don't give a fuck. So my opinion ain't going to be I don't want to be the motherfucker who's just saying shit just to be to get a reaction. I don't give a fuck about if this shit happened or not because in my demographic as a black man that shit don't it's not going to affect me give a fuck how much the gas cause and this shit can be $90 a gallon and then you going to get your one gallon and get the fuck on. I'm sure everybody don't get it. You going to get it. Yeah. What the fuck are you going to do? That's what the whole pandemic has shown us nigga. You going to buy that shit or you going to wake up ain't going to be no gas no matter how much money you get. Better buy that shit while it is. You know to buy that shit while you can and take your ass home. When has complained about gas ever did something like they going to say all right all right. I will hear you. You unblued a Facebook page. Oh. Man. Don't call us no more. All right. We're going to give y'all 10 billion Kroger points and shit is fuck. Hey buddy. Kroger points. I'll take it for sure. Yeah. 70 points off a gallon. That's 400 points per American. Yeah. That's three quarters of a tank. Do you even want help at this point? They shut the fucking world down literally for nine fucking months and sent people $1800. That's $200 per month them when you break it down. Do you really even want this kind of help? How the fuck you gonna live for $200? I'm telling you man. That's groceries and that's it. That's gross for half the month. You can't buy no fucking groceries and feed no family. Two weeks? Yeah. You can because you don't have no family to take care of. $200 ain't shit. She a single mom. She'll tell you that is that ain't even a fucking whole cart full of groceries. You know at Publix like that shit is literally two packs of meat maybe one one vegetable some frozen two frozen shit and like three chunks of juice. Exactly. That shit over with. That shit over with. You just named $157 worth of shit. Right. You know what I'm saying? I'm dead serious. I'm like I said I'm getting the fucking chicken wings. It's $40. For God's sake I'm 38 wings. Bruh. I want the JJ and that shit and that shit $10. Man. Yeah. Yeah. Everything. I'm just saying if they don't go with these prices and it's like everything else like the money the amount of money we get like that's called inflation. Everything is high as fuck. Buy some cheese my nigga. Even the prize of pussy went up. I bought some fucking milk. That shit was like the same price as fucking gas. It damn sure. Milk and gas be right there together. We don't even need cheese. Bro you're right because I got some fucking cheese. What did you got cheese for? For what I made I don't remember but some fucking American cheese. You need no fucking cheese. You need me that shit. Yeah I did it was American cheese that shit oh for my hiberritos that's what it was and that shit was $4.29. That's where the plantain and bread yeah see I know some come on yeah I know a little nothing that's a cargo thing. That's my dog they need to be knowing shit. What did you need those a hiberrito mm-hmm that's the shit speed it goes I'll be saying when you take over he's a needle and even even that I know too man it was good I'm in that bit like the other definitely didn't say that but yeah you was getting cheese and then what it was $4.29 I'm telling you bruh everything has fucking that shit was $4.29 what? I don't even want no sandwich this week I'm telling you bruh I'm Sam Club shouting now I don't know who boxing the shit up at Sam Club but this shit is ridiculous I gotta get that shit you gotta get this shit it's like guys go song they give you so much shit you feel guilty about it it's like numbers you never even imagine I didn't know y'all made that shit and bought 500 type shit how y'all give me 500 packets of mayonnaise I feel like all my life I've been cheated out of bulk that shit I'm gonna use this oh my god they already know I'm gonna use it they already know what it is when I'm coming in that bitch I'm coming in that bitch thuggin the lady run over there sir are you a miracle I was like watch out watch the fuck out you must don't know me they don't see this black I'm Mr. Sir came with me with that to the car I knew it with that guy yeah I was like they know me back there in the electronics I don't fuck around in here yeah oh god I was scared about so much shit in there one time they were like how you gonna get it home two trucks pulling up to the dump you want me to bring back my way up let's go so what do you get exactly what don't I get I wanna know oh the shit that I haven't got oh my god let's go the nigga bang cases of chips at a time what chips oh my god you name them Hot Cheetos she I got every shit everybody ever gonna leave my house will tell you anything you can think of mine my snack game ah I got your beaks my cousin work at the Leeds factory I be getting the motherfuckers all your cousin work at the Leeds factory yeah your cousin ain't got shit ain't got you man I don't know we have a laser and everything's given bruh any nigga that ever gonna leave my house will tell you when niggas leave my house they always it loves the cool if I grab hey man I'm just gonna get a snack you got 200 shit hey man first thing motherfuckers do hey look what you got over there man you got experimental snacks over there huh I got all this shit don't drop to no 23 I'm the only nigga that you know with an icing machine like gushers I got an icing machine it paying good around this motherfucker I got red icing blue icing sometimes I get really exotic and throw coal on that bitch yeah nigga with the polar bear dancing on that bitch you got the shit on the polar bear on it yeah nigga this nigga got money icing machine not the slush puppy not slush puppy icing come on bruh it's definitely a difference all right slush puppy dog all right slush slush dog too sir better it be icing it be icing sir no I like the ice though part about it I'm fucking like that that shit funny as hell man that shit so funny you don't put no hennessy in there that's that's up to the guests you don't put no hennessy you got a hennessy found in your shit too no hell no put hennessy with lemonade yeah and a Coca Cola icing yeah that should be five I'm living my wildest dreams bruh with the snack cabinet everything it don't stop there though ghetto legend ghetto legendary shit you gotta get the portable one pop your shit pop your shit bruh just pop it that's exactly what I do pop my shit you gotta get the portable one come on man bring it on the road make it mandatory some flex shit towel warmer nigga they gotta have it there towel warmer I haven't had a cold towel in years nigga cold towels for fucking business no I'm talking about towel warmer nigga you put the towel in the towel warmer then by the time you ready for that bitch the time will go on like in the other line yeah and what you use that for warming my towels what you do with a warm towel everything it drive me off faster it feel better on my body we don't got warm towels oh cold towel cold towel there bitch well baby yeah I should be sitting in the closet like nah it's from the closet to the towel warmer you can put the towel on it you gotta like oh never mind let me shut the fuck up yeah so you can put the towel on it so by the time you can set that shit like as you shout cold towel having to get out your towel is warm oh I'm thinking wet warm yeah that's what I was that I want to wash my nuts after having it that's what I was thinking no you talking about the towel warmer wreck that's the that's the thing you talking about okay I actually got too much money for me nah you just have to up your standards man it's not about cost it's about the value the quality of life look can I get a towel or towel warm on Amazon this is off do I want my lights on or do I want my towels warm he didn't even say that y'all mother shit cost you I already counted yourself out you gotta lose the spirit nigga please I ain't lost yet so how I gotta lose the spirit there you go talk your shit back oh yo shit you don't believe that he's talking about me let's go what's up world it's your boy chico bean and in case you haven't heard we at the 85 south show have launched our own independent disclaimer service called channel 85 before our lord supporters we're currently offering 20% off for 6 months 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can't let my husband Bill see this no they watch it together as a union ooh what yeah we gotta get into that market are you making this shit up or this shit I'm not making this shit this shit real I actually have spoken to the people actual factual I'm in the streets with it you know who really watches this couple I mean like this show like as a couple women who love women hell yeah yep a lot of WNBA players girls long girls where I'm from hell yeah white dudes named Chet who smoke out of the little pipe this is my time hey son no like not him the other ones in college still oh niggas that George Chet yeah they fuck with this shit hard shot niggas that Chet name George Chet yeah damn that should live truck drivers only niggas watch that shit name bitch name Troy Cuesha people who work in warehouses okay Amazon workers shout out to y'all yeah this shit ain't a lie all my workers let's fucking see it subway employees Woff House third shift all the Taco Bell managers I love Woff House I love Woff House but y'all fucking need to start picking up the phone cause I don't want to sit in the month and wait 30 minutes I'm on the way have my shit ready when I get that how long have you ever waited for order for 30 minutes at Woff House the shit on Northside they don't have 30 minutes worth of shit to wait on when they Woff House I be ordering a lot though oh yeah I bet you do you fucking else from shit yeah let me get at this you probably ordering shit that ain't on the menu yeah let me get a I want a patty milk but can you put two pork chop on the patty milk sir hold on let me ask my manager if we could do that yeah sir we can't put the patty milk but yeah I'm fucking making the double pork chop patty milk you don't need to get them destruction toast the bread first then put some jelly on it listen to me then bake it two eggs yeah fry the pork chop burn one sack burn one sack then put that sack facing up then put the hash browns on the bottom another layer of jelly listen to me I'm gonna tell you how to make a steak together now get some surf put the surf on the grill first grill the surf what's that for the surf grill my surf save me that hash grill my surf man then put the surf on the grill man do it it's time to get the work I know her shit she'll be there for like all that fuck man she's gonna put the surf on that motherfucker as soon as she gets there she ain't clocked in yet get your boy called oh I ain't even clocked in yet I'm nothing to deal with him your dog back she already know the bullshit of your boy that put the surf on the floor hell nah hell yeah they man walk out hey man you weren't walking out to watch some shit man pick up the phone when they trying to order they watching you say walk my ass too put that shit on the bitch pick up the phone and then call her right now I call that bitch ten times then pick up you haven't been using your platform right to let Waffle House know that you need a VIP I need to get the Waffle House maybe you need to just switch locations bro well I need to find you another Waffle House cause you said no no no I order from the one on the ones on the old net and I order from the one on Piedmont I order from the one on Northside these don't none of these places close together so you just I'll be right around the city it's on my path you just ain't found your Waffle House yeah I used to order from the one you go to the Waffle House you gotta go to a Waffle home you gotta go I used to go to the one by Tyson Treer them up and closed down I just can't see myself I don't I can't recall the time I ever had to wait 30 minutes for a Waffle House order I get a Philly cheese steak with a waffle with hash brown smothering cause I now add two slices of cheese my Philly cheese steak um so shit man then they put the syrup on it alright whatever they drizzle the syrup on that motherfucker man I was gonna bring strippers today but I brought my interns instead cause strippers are fun they're very entertaining individuals man speaking of catches and KODs every Thursday what y'all doing out there hosting fucking with strippers shit really we just out there would have said goodbye said goodbye for the deaths for everybody yeah if you fought if you fought with the show man come kick it with the armors you know we're gonna have the hooker we're gonna have what we drinking this week we're not drinking Hennessy no more why not cause I don't like Hennessy that shit don't do right for you I should have her hopping strippers last week what it didn't have me humping strippers last week I was humping strippers but that ain't what you would stomp in strippers exactly it wasn't I do it cause I ain't no money didn't even care I'm glad you brought that shit up cause didn't even care I ain't coming there with shit I knew you was going to the strip club I came to work I came to work what the fuck I look like losing my mother I know how much I'ma get to be here I'm not gonna throw no more than that I can't lead this motherfucker with a deficit I didn't come in there to throw no money I can't lead this motherfucker with a deficit fuck that I ain't throwing shit I can't even work bitch is looking at me like what that shit that you put in the booty oh the butt plug the bitch got a whole diamond butt plug in my face I'm like this she needs some money you on the wrong side got them section damn Kodak that don't mean get quiet when the hole is gone so I was gonna say that cause you was like you love the strippers right and I peaked the same thing it ain't got quiet cause the bitch is looking at me trying to be friends with me so I can get the niggas to throw the money I'm like bitch you ain't friends you know what the fuck you want and I knew niggas wasn't on that I'm just looking to be on the mic in this section we all our shit you know and what there wasn't no strippers in there before niggas came we got a comfortable section we ain't under no pressure these motherfuckers come in now we got a guy there I'm talking I'm contemplating going to my car getting the fake money I got man we doing a good job convincing people we getting money we doing a good ass job we left we left first of all you pulled the money out and then secondly like it was nobody in there throwing money anyway there was a calm section for you guys you came in the main motherfucking storm it was a whole calm everybody was calm until y'all came and started that show Ryan didn't believe I was going he went the magic on me yeah yeah y'all went immediately y'all didn't even I said fuck bitch I'm leaving I told him he got the codex look look he like I'm not looking bro I ain't got nothing for this bitch he lying bro codex getting to the paper no it ain't the codex not getting to the paper I'm spending my money strategically I know how much I'm going to get from being there I can't throw no more than that it's going to be a dumb admission it did cause conflict among the strippers oh shit cause more strippers started showing up you came in here and we was already here and yeah I heard all that heard all that I'm going to give a course on how to go to the strip club it's a whole science to that shit break it down you going to give me what's up first of all that's the whole thing about going to strip club you got to act like you've been there before like some of these get too excited too fast usually I have a calmness about you like like you got to play it cool like you ain't really supposed to be in there but then you got to have a sense of urgency like you could leave at any moment I like that you can't be in that bitch mesmerize cause that's how you get that's how you spend your whole shit that's how they right these women be in here all day every day they know the suckers are she's seeing some bitches approach me like I was a sucker see all right move along after a while they're going to stop coming back or they're going to come to the bitch you next to which they did hello how you doing here to work it's a whole experience it is an experience especially in Atlanta and it's a law to that shit for sure what's the law you just got to know how to move in a strip club both ways I'm going to be in there giving off creep ass energy oh hell nah but it's not even about how you behave or what you're doing it's just if you just in there and the women feel like you're a weirdo again that's what we were talking about earlier you can't be around niggas that's scaring the hoes right don't be the niggas that's scaring the hoes but you really tripping if you're scaring the strippers you're scaring the strippers baby you're doing a lot of shit if you're a cuckoo and you got money and I'm a stripper and I'm here working and you getting scared that nigga did some extraordinary shit he was trying to kill you that nigga he did some extra weird shit if you're scared of strippers you did some extra weird shit hey man you always ever so often you see some weird shit at the strip club where mom would be like hey man you can't be doing this shit in here you hear that shit but you wonder but you know you don't want to know what it is because you know you don't want to know when you're in the strip club right when nigga are yelling at you hey buddy hey buddy hey you gotta go you gotta go uh depending on what strip club that's extra he'll take I used to host this shit at the strip club for years, I'm talking about for years. Like damn, every other night I had this shit to host to the strip club, man. I done used to run that bitch when it got raided. Hold one fucking task force in that bitch. Everybody's scared, strippers, niggas, everybody in that bitch, police run that bitch with dogs, guns, flashlights, helmets, boots, elbow pads, gloves on. Don't fucking move. Don't you don't fucking move. What you do? Don't move, nigga. What's the top of that? What Hurricane Chris say? I don't care what he say or she say. I was in the DJ booth taking pictures with the DJ. I seen the whole shit happen. By the time they got to where I was, I already knew the plan. I'm watching the whole shit unfold. Hello. You don't fucking move. I'm telling you, don't fucking move. Man, turn the lights on. I need everybody's ID. Who said I should turn the lights on? I don't know. Where was it? Man, here on the street? Yeah. I didn't see some wild shit happen in the street. It was a little person, a little lady. She used to strip all the time. She asked a little person to strip her. She used to jump off stage and shit, see who would catch her. I hope she's not gonna catch her. Yeah. Amateur night, stripper boxing. Oh my God. Stripper boxing. Had the old lady come through. Amateur night? At the amateur night, she got niggard and put Christmas lights all over her body and wrapped herself up in some Christmas lights. That was her bucket list, huh? Man, niggard was falling out laughing in that bitch. One lady came to the amateur night, her daughter did it together. Mom and the daughter. Damn. Man, we didn't, I didn't really do some crazy shit in this city. Hosted a karaoke night at the Clermont lounge. Remember we used to do that shit? Yeah, we used to do that shit. Yeah. Karaoke night at the Clermont. Kermontto contest. Ah, moose knuckles. Slapper bitch contest. Kind of like fight night, hell yeah. We sound. Some shit going on around this place. My fuckers really had Kermontto contest. Yeah, fattest pussy win the money. Man. I ain't skin a pussy, you over here, man? Hey, man, that be the worst we win, man. Pretty pussy Friday. You be some fucking prez who win that shit. It ain't always who you think it is. Yo, you know you was paying attention. Nah, it's just, you see, they came and signed up for the shit. Oh, you was the judge. Yeah, it was like $500. Oh, you was the judge. I need this money. So you had this pussy in your face like this. Man, my fuck used to come in and do the amateur night, try to win that money, then come back and do the Kermontto contest and try to win that money. My fuck was like. Oh, they're trying to hit. It was like open mic. They're trying to win everything. It was like open mic for strippers. They gotta get good. Like the amateur night strippers, they used to go around all the clubs because every club, amateur night, be different. So you can tell who came in a bitch desperate. Like, I don't get this money. It wasn't just like, oh, save my life. These had motherfuckers who used to just go hard. He'll tell you, we had one motherfucker. She did about 20 backflips in a row if they got them stayed. Yeah, yeah. But then there was another chick. She came the next week and then they was having, she doing backflip, she doing backflip. This then climbed up to the center. She hanging upside down and doing push-ups and some more shit. These motherfuckers, they got real talent. But then they graduate and then you see them at a better strip club later on. Yeah, they actually be working. They get the money, like some clubs will be like, you get the money that you make on stage. Plus, if the crowd say you win, you'll win 500,000, whatever. And then they'll buy you a permit so you can go work in the strip club shit. That's how they used to do. I don't know what they're doing now though. They be getting stripers off tips or not. They hoping they're not doing the routines and shit. Bro, that's why I knew I had to make it with this shit. Cause I used to go do all these fucking times in the show. Then afterwards, go host something at the strip club just to talk shit and be on the mic. Which is a great place to be. Yeah. Not for show. I love to talk shit in a room fully, you know? Do you? Like what kind of shit you be talking? Hm? What are they doing the money at? They at home cause it's safe. They gotta get up in the morning. They gotta work, they gotta job. Where are they? I don't know. They're everywhere. The niggas with money don't got jobs? Some of them don't. Nah, you can't get no money and no job. Yeah, you can be a scammer. That's a job. Nah, I'm just kidding. My bad, that's a job, my bad, sorry. Seeing a job, the reason why you can't make no money and a job because they know exactly how much they paying you. Like you can never get a job and it be a come up. Cause whatever you agreed to at some point, it'll be short term, it won't never be enough. Unless you capitalize that and make them need you and then they just keep throwing more money on top, right? Right, but look, just, it's some of those. What you making is never a secret. Right. So whatever you, like say for instance right now you hit a lick, you get a job making 350,000 a year. That don't sound like a lot, right? But in three years, that job ain't gonna be enough to pay for your expenses. Well, how, well how you know that? Because you're gonna, your whole lifestyle. You're gonna upgrade to a 300 fit down to our lifestyle. Your lifestyle gonna be 500,000, yeah. Your life gonna change. Not necessarily because if you know your money right and you know what you spend money in. Niggas don't know how to spend now with no money. It's not even about niggas, it's people in general. When I say niggas, I mean people in general. Cause it's like, think about it. How long you been out here going back and forth with your other job. You get this job and you making all this money. You're gonna over compensate the first couple years of doing this job. And then you're gonna accumulate all these new expenses cause you're gonna borrow this shit that she was working for in the first place. Well it just depends, it just depends. It depends on what a person values in life. Like you can't just say that. People value shit. People value physical things. I don't value physical things. Not yet. You don't? No. Not yet. $2000 purse. I didn't buy that. But that's the thing about it. That's the thing. That's a whole nother top. Really? You see, you see what I'm saying. Clay, you see what I'm gonna be, that's a gift. No, my niggas bought this. Yeah, there you go. But see, that's the thing about it though. It's like for a woman, that's an investment. So that let, like you was saying earlier that the shit that you don't want to have to deal with, you don't want to have to deal with somebody who's like fuck, like the $2000 purse. So that's an investment. You have to invest? Exactly. It's like, hey, that's that kind of woman. And you can't, you know what I'm saying? Like you don't have to know what you're fucking with. That's, well, yeah, I get it. But I'm saying if that's if you're that type of person, see me, I don't value that shit. What I value is stacking my fucking bread. So it's like, if I know I'm making this amount of money, then I'm gonna build on that. I'm not gonna buy all this extra unnecessary shit because I don't like that. I mean, there are some women out there or people out there that like to buy like nice expensive extravagant things. Not saying that I don't, but right now, no. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Now. At some point, you'll get to, you'll get to whatever you want to get to, right? And whatever it is that you spend money on, that's just gonna be the shit you spend money on. I know what I spend money on. But what once that becomes your life, if you go from like a $70,000 a year life to like now $500,000 a year life, you gon' use the rest of that money. The same way you were stretching $70,000, you gon' stretch $500,000. Right. It's just gonna be the same money with a different zero behind it. But it's still gonna, you still gonna have to work for it. You still, but you not gonna be able to go back $70,000. No, but that makes sense. But. See, that's the thing about it though. When you first start working, you get a little bullshit job. You might make $15,000, $20,000 a year. But like once you learn how to make $15,000, $20,000 a year, you'll always know how to make that. So when you upgrade and you make $50,000, you'll always know how to make $50,000. If you make a hundred, it's just like, whatever number it is that you've made and you know how to, you know what I mean? You know that's within your group, your grassman shit, you've done it before. Once you do some shit once, you can definitely do it again. It don't matter if you've had a hundred billion dollars and lost it all, you have the knowledge to know how to make that much money. Yeah. I mean, I hope this year don't happen though. What? Make that much money and lose it. It's quite possible. You might make motherfuckers who actually make that much money today always want to give it away. So it's not just about the money. Or they made it the wrong way. Right. Every amount has their own set of problems that come with that shit. A nigga who only had 10,000 dollars can't tell you a million, they're a problem. And a nigga who got a million can't tell you what a nigga who got a billion is going through. And so on, whatever your number is, that's your shit. Yeah. It's niggas who are fucking richest fuck. Nigga, they check the same way a nigga who got to work Friday need it. I mean, basically you saying manage your money. I'm saying however much you have. I ain't gonna be mad. Manage that shit. He's like shit is not gonna be enough. He's gonna always, you think it's a larger number, but it ain't. Because you don't use that shit the same way? What you should say. However, you could invest to make more money while you're not working, get your, yeah. See, all that shit sound good, but people don't even know what that means to invest. They think this is shit that you gotta go and talk to some people and write your name. No, it ain't even about that. Investing is only, it only means that put your money somewhere where you can make money. Whatever it is that you... And that's different from putting it in the bank now. And that varies from person to person. That don't mean go try to take on an industry that you don't know nothing about because you're gonna lose money as you would in anything that you don't know something about. Yeah. So however you got this money, you as a, you know, as a consumer, you have to look at where you spend money and then you have to try to find a way to make money off the money that you spend. And I spent a lot, I done had some sickening months. You bought a few BBFs? No, I'm just saying, just regular shit. That's my goal in life to buy one BBF. If you ever want to skid the shit out yourself, download this app called True Bill and that shit will tell you all the money you spend in a month. Why you don't want to buy a BBF? Because I don't think I'm like... This is the type of shit he'd be saying that'll start controversy. I don't think, I don't think I'm, I don't, mm-mm. I'ma take what you got. What if you love her? She's had kids and she lost on her shit, babe. Please, like, can you just... I want to get like two or three BBFs in my lifetime. She, so she lost her ass? Yeah, like, she... It was never her. It was your girl, maybe she... No, but like, her body got bad. Her body got bad. I wish you had like kids and she just lost herself. And that's gonna help her? Go to the DR? Yeah. What if I'll be low confidence? Shit, they need somebody... Why do you want to pay for a girl BBL? Because she just gonna use you for that BBL and not fucking do it. Just do it, man. Just do it. Why you waiting on it? What's stopping you now? Money, nigga, I ain't got no... Buy BBL money, shit, that shit costs. And you ain't even got to get it and you already know that you're gonna spend it on it. Exactly. How much is the cheap one that don't look good? No, I don't want to get the cheap one. I don't want to get the cheap one. I don't see what the cheap one do. The cheap one that don't look good, what do they start at? What do they start at and what is the top tier? See, 100. You said something about this and I said, There ain't no fucking way. And then the real one calls what, five? Five, man? I'm gonna say, no, hell no. We're gonna say like... What is happening? What's happening, though? What is getting done? And then you say that... To be honest, I don't know. No, they gonna do like... That's what they do to the titties. They're like, suck the fat out of your stomach. They're gonna do the titties, the stomach and the ass and then they're gonna put the stomach up a little bit. No, the titties are separate. Oh, I thought the titties came in then. No, so the BBL... What, BBL is just the ass part. And then you have like the light bulb. Nicky, because I'm a female. Shit woman, they look at all this shit. I've never looked at it. I just heard multiple conversations. I did bottle service. Basically, they're gonna rebuild your shit. So they're gonna take your fat from your stomach, snatch that bitch, then take the fat and then put it in your ass. And then pull your ass up. Right, like a pair of pads. And then some ladies might even, you know, get... Pull your ass up like a pair of jogging pants. Put them drawers in your boot. Ladies, if you need some fat for a BBL, I'm trying to donate some shit. I'm trying to take that shit out of you. Donate that shit. Put it in somebody's ass. Oh, man. That's kind of... Oh, shit, I'm about to be snatched. I'm about to be snatched or something. They're not doing that. That's crazy. You take this shit, I'm out of here. That's crazy. They take titties, me too. Man, you're gonna get a whole body, bro. You're gonna get a BBL. I'm gonna get all this shit away. That's why he said he wanted to have two of them. One of them was for him. I'm being a goodwill for BBL. That's what you're gonna do, though. You really gonna buy a little chicken body? Yeah, one. At least one. That's real genuine, so you call that... Yo, D.O.'s gonna be popping after this episode. For real? You need to go ahead and go and get the bread, or... Amen. What I gotta do for that BBL? I don't think you're gonna find as much satisfaction as you think, but I'm not here to show you the dirty. But it's a lot of shit you get. But it's a lot of shit you get in life that don't satisfy you the way you thought it was. That's a part of life. What qualifies these women to get a BBL? Like, what are the... Are these chicks that you mess with already? I prefer to be somebody who I beat already. Damn. What are the qualifiers? Yeah, you just give them one out if you didn't... That's one. Right. Or in the hopes of that... I got to fuck with you. Do you think she gonna be fine? What if you fuck around and you pay for it? And then she feel like she too fine to fuck with you? Amen. That's life. Life happens. But if I'm in a situation where I can pay for a chicken BBL, I'm obviously at a good point in life. So you one of them trick niggas you be talking about? Yeah, you trickin', dawg. The ones that you be talking about. How am I a trick? Because you want to say you love the trick. Okay, so if I was BBL, dawg, we know there's niggas out there like that. No, I got a trick. Tricks. I'm not a trick. Oh, man. What? I got a trick. I got a trick. I got a trick. So you're saying you basically... The same way... Hold on, let me... No, no, no. Let me talk. Let me stop you there. No. Because you know the same way I be saying I don't be like a bi-bitch at lunch. I buy a lunch. You don't buy what? I don't be buying like dinners and lunches and shit. Why not? If I don't fuck with you like that... That's the least you could do. If I don't fuck with you like that... Bro, are you cheating yourself? Because you a big dude, right? Women fuck with big niggas because they know if nothing else that they going to eat. How you going to fuck up the big nigga tradition of feeding... Big niggas have been feeding women for nothing for years. And here you going to come through with a bad bitch attitude like you not a big dude? You supposed to feed women it. You a big nigga. You going to eat anyway? I am. But you going to watch? Or you going to write down? No. Hey, man. Your thing is... Tell me about it. Dr. Phil. Yeah. You want to get shit without giving nothing. Why are you rubbing my kneecaps off? That's one. What? You're a trick, but you choose who you trick off to. Why the fuck wouldn't I? I'm just saying, but you still a trick though. I feel like you was going to trick regardless. I feel like you was going to trick either way. That's why the bitch charged you. Which one? Because you got trick tendencies. Which one? So she wanted to see if you was going to be a trick. Which one? You know when you be on social media and you see like crazy looking things. No, that ain't me. I trick on motherfuckers, I know. So you a trick? I seen you in action. Is there something wrong with tricking on motherfuckers? No, it ain't nothing wrong. It's whether you fucking on them or not. If you a trick, trick anyway. Don't just trick and want something back. No, if I fuck with you, I don't want them back. You ain't got to fuck with it. If you a trick, just trick. It got to be somebody who I fuck with. You trying to bad pussy and trying to disguise it with you. It was a cover. You trying to spend money in security. You ready on some weasel shit. Oh, what's wrong with tricking if I'm fucking with you? That ain't tricking then. Now you a cake daddy. I'll put that in. You just want to keep this happening. Give me the pussy. You trying to exchange shit for pussy. That's selfish. How's that selfish? You'll grow out of that. Because at some point, you going to be trying to do that shit with women who don't play that game. And then you going to run out of ammo. Because you going to be in bulk pussy in your whole little circle. Now you name bad. Now you can't even bad pussy from the prostitute. Your name dirty. That time you pulled that shit on the wrong motherfucker. She told you about yourself. It's going to echo out. I can't bad pussy because I can't. You just told us that you be trying to covertly bad pussy. That's not covertly bad pussy. What do you call that? That sneak trick and shit he was talking about. If you exchange it. It's not. You are bad pussy. So you think air nigga that back gives you bad pussy? If they fuck or something. Before you have sex. You bought that pussy. Whoa. Oh, okay. Buy as in what? Buy as in the gift. Tricking. Shopping. Whatever her heart desires. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We know the BBLs and like the shopping sprees and shit. But that's what we talk about. Just that, right? Because you said anytime you spend money on a girl. I said if you out here spending money on a woman. In hopes of having sex with her. You tricking. You buying pussy. But isn't every man like when they approach a girl thinking about fucking her. Yeah, but he not thinking about what he can buy her in hopes of getting her. I'm not thinking about what I can buy bitch. You just said you're going to be saving. No, no, no. You said you have hopes and aspirations to buy a bitch. He said he won't. Buy a chicken BBL. That's for me. He said he has personal goals. That's personal goals. See what happened of money to eventually buy a bitch. Yeah, that's for me. Nah, if she fucking out, you know what I'm saying. It is what it is. What? I would hope that she do. But if she don't, it's not going to bother me. Right. That's what I'm saying. That's what she described as tricking. What she described as tricking. What did you say? I said the same exact shit. If you out here trying to use gifts and money. You trying to use the BBL. That's buying pussy. What I said was if I get it, I want to get his niggas pussy. Where are you at in life? What you out here got to be optimistic for the pussy. You never know. You never know. I always know niggas. You got super powers. I always know niggas. You out here buying shit hoping you get some pussy. Fingers crossed niggas. Why not just catch a bitch who already got a BBL instead of putting your money on the wall. He don't believe in himself that much. He don't believe that you already got a BBL. You want to be the hero. Yeah, the what's your name range. Be too high for the motherfuckers. It's just Kodak is just very, very fucking picky. He's just picky. I can't see him having a lot of options. No, he doesn't because why? God damn. What the fuck? Why would you do that? I don't see no bad things. I don't know if Kodak can hear me. Okay, that's fucked up. Because I'm a witness, Kodak. I got you, bro. Hold it down. Kodak, please. You want honey because, you know, Moho is going to think that I'm real. He's the nigga. You're not making it no better. Man, I've seen this nigga. You might have seen somebody who was fucking. He ain't got no hoes. What's the difference between fucking that? You know the difference. What I'm saying is I don't care about the hoes that he got. I know the hoes that he had. And the ones that's on his line. We all had some hoes. Thank you, my nigga. You got them. I'm just saying he got hoes, man. Hold it, man. I'm serious. Shit. I look like I don't get hoes? Yes. I literally couldn't see no hoes really being fucked up about you. What about me make you think I don't get hoes? Everything. The fact. No. You just don't look like the type of nigga hoes give a fuck about. Why? Who do you think you're bitching? Like what do you think you're bitching? He likes the nigga with her. He give him um... Damn, what's the difference? The entire time. Damn, I forgot the name. He got some hoes in the river there. One time me and this nigga pulled up and we got a whole car full of him. We got all the hoes numbered. I was making up a word. We just was picking up. We was playing switchboard where she talking about we ain't pulled up some cold dude admissions. I had a fucking with a big crazy cousin for a whole summer just cuz. That's your funny. No cap. No cap. Hoes love dude. Kodak don't be trying to cause a hoes like call my phone. Text me. Text me real quick. I'm just fucking with you bro. That's your funny. You think I would just sit in and not say that? That's your funny as hell. I'm sorry. I don't want you to be like, nah, she know me. That's what motivated me to get more bitches. I know. I didn't freeze up. I didn't freeze up. I didn't have no money. No, because the nigga who get hoes gonna get them with this money all without money. See money is your crutch Kodak. You think you came around. You grew up around some prostitution or something but you always look quick. Hoes and money and sex and money. Nah, cuz I... Anything involving women, you bring up some money. Not just... You didn't even shot a free pussy. It was just a strip. Somebody need to get you some pussy just off the fact that they like you. You been banging all this industry pussy. Back page pussy. I know what you been doing with your entertainment money. Why you keep them glasses on? I don't know what he look like. He wear glasses all the time. He was pulling up in the van. He like to fucking in the van. Why he make no pants like that? That's fucked up. I got a jeep. Yeah. But they been two seaside. They ain't been two seaside. It's a jeep. It's a mail truck. Man... Nah, man, I ain't freeze up. I know I wanted some money. I had shit for him. Nah, but that's true though. You know what I'm saying? But I was... Nah, you were. You got to get some free, you know. I want throwing no money. That's the last thing a bitch who wants some money want to do is talk. Hey, what's up, bitch? I was talking to him. Nah, they'll talk to you when you ain't got no money just to be around the money. They'll talk to somebody to hang around. Do what you do. What are you doing? Why is she smoking the hooker? Hey! That's all I have to offer right now. That's it. Hit the hooker. You gone. I'm letting her hit the hooker. Bro, she ate my wings. Oh, my shit. What else is she going to be over here for? She's trying to get some money. That's what she was over there for. All I had to offer was the blueberry mint. That's it. Yeah, man, you got to stop paying all this shit, though, man. You got to just find some hoes who like you because of your style and your swag. On approval. Look, don't believe these niggas. Do let it go to me in public. I didn't doubt you. I didn't doubt you. I'm standing, I'm standing. You have exposed yourself to me. I didn't doubt you. And I've said that shit publicly a lot of times. If I like a bitch, I'm going to spend money on her. For sexual favors. If I like you, I'm going to spend money on you. That's why you'd be like, just make it transactional. See? Make it transactional. It's like shit. That's why you're so pro that it makes sense now. Don't try to make me feel like you like me, bitch. What you want? I'm going to do it because I don't pay for a girl. Like shit. They don't want a light bill. Some bitches are simple. Okay, hello. They just need a little help. Yeah, just a little help. You don't want love, you want help. Just say that. One more. That should happen. No, you're going to start getting exactly what you're asking for and it's going to be terrifying. No, no, no. That's a true story. You're about to start having it. I was talking to this chick. I thought shit. I thought she liked the nigga. She got there. We get to the juicy crap. She's like, you know, we want to make it official. You got to pay my mortgage. What? What? Two checks, please. Out of here. I ain't never heard from her again. That wasn't the first time she tried him though. That wasn't the first time she tried him. No, yeah, the first time. The first time he didn't feel like a try. You think that's bad? I took a chick to root chris one time. You remember when root chris was expensive and shit? It's still, it's still. You send that even to the nigga one price. The price is shit. And the nigga covered up her eyes and said, guess who? No. Why are you sending that with her? Oh, yeah, it's over with. It's over with. Nigga played pickleball? Yeah, bro. That was back when I was dating. I don't date. What Drake said, I know the type of hugs. Hey, what about that one girl that was, that was a... What happened? Niggas dick on her shoulder. That one girl was super hungry. She ordered, she ordered like two things to eat, and then she ordered like shit to go. Yeah. When she was from overseas or something? Yeah, yeah. I remember I said that she know her one time about the girl who ate them big ass burgers. When we went and got them burgers, she ate all, she ate hers. Them burgers was the biggest shit. Like she ate hers and like mine. And she took something to go? Yeah. I don't know who the fuck she took before. You fuck with BBWs? No, she wasn't even a big girl. That's the crazy thing about it. And date. Nah, bitch, you greedy. That's the turn off. That was just too much. Two burgers and a to-go burger? Bitch, you're hungry. You're starving. Right, and that's the thing about it though. Don't nobody want somebody who needs to be needed. You get what I'm saying? You don't want to fuck with somebody who you feel like needs you. Without you, they don't have a means to an end. That's a very strange position to be in. Yeah, it is. Unless you like being used. And you have to be comfortable with that to a certain degree to be with anybody. There's certain shit that you won't have to do to accommodate another person that you're dealing with that you wouldn't normally have to do if you were just by yourself. And then once you feel like you're doing more than the other person is, that's when shit starts getting real fucking complicated. I just think nowadays, if you're trying to talk to somebody, that shit's gonna be complicated anyway. To be honest, right now, I wouldn't know who to trust, not because of any trauma or whatever, but just everything that's going on. That's why you gotta keep it 1000 with yourself and not be out here trusting motherfuckers. But that's what I'm saying. Because some people, you can trust around shit. Some people, they might not steal your money, but they might crush you in another way. Y'all want some water or something? I'm saying that. I'm saying it any kind of way. Money, emotion, whatever. I feel like trust is a case by case scenario anyway. I don't want to be put in a position where I gotta keep relying on how much I trust you. It's gotta be sure I don't do action. Yeah, why the fuck you keep putting me in a position where I gotta trust you? I'm saying, are you gonna trust somebody out of RIP or are you gonna not trust them? Trust is earned. I feel like you gotta give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes. That's trust. Sometimes you gotta give them the benefit of the doubt. Benefit of the doubt is trust. But I'm saying, if you with a motherfucker and you know exactly what you're getting, but if you meet somebody new, you gotta give them the benefit of the doubt that you ain't dealt with them right now. You know what I mean? So you don't know what the fuck this gonna look like. So you have to trust. Yeah, until they give you a reason not to. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. You have to trust them first and then then you put the trust up. But some people don't go that way. Some people don't trust you and then you gotta earn trust. Fuck earn the trust. Don't put me in a position where I need to trust you. That you... Oh, okay. I got you. You give them something like don't keep putting me out there like that. You trust me, don't you? No. When you keep saying it like that. No, I don't. That's a matter of fact. Do I think you still... No. Do I think you a lion dance motherfucker? Yes! I trust you around shit and things, but I don't trust what the fuck you saying and doing. Trust can go a lot of different ways. I trust you when I see you follow the fuck you be up to. See, trust is still trust. I don't care. No, it depends. Is it trust or is the nigga just comfortable with you? No, I think that's a... It's a fucking... It's an illusion. Trust is an illusion. Hell, yeah. Think of the motherfuckers you used to trust until you didn't trust them no more. Trust is an illusion. Exactly. Everybody even dealt with you trusting them until you didn't trust them no fucking more. Now you're like, I wouldn't trust that motherfucker as far as I can see him. Yeah. But at some point they had your dumb ass so I had to believe in everything they said. Yeah, that's your definition of illusion because that's some... What? Get off of the trust shoe, you in. But that's the thing about trust. In somebody's story, you're the villain anyway. No matter who tells the story. The more successful you are, the more villain stories you got. Aw, man. Everybody you ever fucked with is someone telling somebody that it is. He's really a fuck nigga. That's how the illusion works. Because if they trust you, that's how they manipulate you. If you trust them, yeah. I have a problem with trusting people. So with me, I have a history of just being very, very trusting and just getting my shit just... I just get smacked in the face every time. So that gets... I had my best friend. Who met you? She did some wild shit. My fucking best friend right up on the didn't even know type shit. And I've had multiple shit like my fuckers like cross me and shit. Or not earn my trust. So am I supposed to just keep trusting, you know? Or am I supposed to just be like... Not her. You can be guarded here in the year. Okay, so you say that, right? Now, say she guarded. Now she dealing with a nigga. And nigga think that she too guarded. But he gotta know what caused that shit. He don't gotta know shit. He'll never know. No. When you fucking with somebody, you can say all this shit... So you gotta reset every time you fucking with somebody? It ain't that you're gonna reset. It's just that you're gonna only tell them shit on a need no basis. You're not about to show up and be a fucking open book and like a fucking... This is me. This is what I need. This is why I'm fucked up. Nah, man. Oh, you too hard. Like, let me in. Like, I'm not gonna hurt you. And then they be like, see, that's why you can't love a woman. Because she just... She got her walls built up. But the whole time, she really just protected herself. Niggas don't even gonna say what the last thing they heard. You say a lot of this shit and don't even know what it means. These women be telling you exactly what the fuck be wrong with them. They ain't trying to hear it. Niggas be done forgot all about this shit. Okay. Man, listen to what the fuck these women be telling you about the niggas that they deal with. Sometimes it's like it ain't even just about a man being a man. Women understand that a man has certain shit that he gonna do to be a man. But a lot of the shit they be telling you, they tell you exactly what they trauma come from. Sometimes they don't. Exactly, but it's like sometimes they do. Like, some of these motherfuckers lie to them or set them on. Some women don't like to be left. Like, they will argue with you all day, but if you leave, they gonna feel like you leaving. It's all these... None of this shit gonna work on everybody. You just have to know who the fuck you dealing with. Some people can argue, get mad, leave, drive, come back 20 minutes. Everything fine. Some motherfuckers gonna look at you leaving as you saying fuck them. And get your shit and get the fuck out. Forget what we arguing about. Don't ever leave me. I told you I been left ever since I was little. My fuck... You don't know what's gonna trigger these crazy ass people. Which is why shit over with for everybody. Exactly. Just fuck all these niggas, huh? Fuck all you hoes. Get a grip, motherfucker. That's the thing, everybody got their own trauma though. You ain't never gonna find somebody who you ain't gotta goddamn work with. Ain't nobody perfect. Everybody think that the next motherfucker is gonna be better than the last one. And it's just not true. Everybody got some shit about them that aggravates the fuck out of somebody. Y'all. But you gonna find somebody who's gonna just fuck with all that shit. But you ain't gonna find that shit and still be like... You see this the thing about them. A lot of times like men, men of this side like alright, ain't know what she had because this ain't good enough. But not knowing that it is. So once you decide that what I'm doing ain't good enough and fuck this shit, that's what the fuck gonna happen. You sometimes like... It'd be like you ain't gonna believe that somebody fucked with all the flaws that you see in yourself. That's what I'm saying. And like I was saying, you what you think are flaws is not the shit that other people that you fucking with or somebody from the outside will perceive as flaws. You get what I'm saying? You don't reach out to people that you are more so compatible with than others. And that's not gonna be the motherfucker you grew up with. You never know. You can be the motherfucker tonight and y'all click like you've been knowing him your whole life. That you would never have that type of barn but some people just say they just... Y'all close with y'all. Y'all close with y'all close really. But that's like, I think that's how this shit is really set up. You ain't really just supposed to have one motherfucker in your life because you learn a lot about yourself from the people that you deal with. Whether you fuck a Monat or you know you get involved with a Monat. What do you say one person in your life? I'm just saying. That's not the path that everybody's supposed to take. Everybody ain't getting married. We can face the reality of this shit. Everybody ain't gonna find this old man. It's gonna be my fuck without his singles until they leave this bitch. That's just life. Everybody ain't gonna get the experience of this shit. I mean do you feel like that like now or you've been felt like that? I think that's just the reality of the situation. Of the situation now. Of life. In life. It's a higher chance for you to be single than it is for you to find your soulmate. No. I just think that it's gonna be a certain group of higher percentage of people who's not gonna do anything to find anybody. At some point, motherfucker's gonna choose their own happiness over being with somebody else. One thing about it, I'm definitely choosing my happiness. But you want to be with somebody though. Yeah, eventually I would like to be with somebody else. You shouldn't have to sacrifice your happiness. Right now. It's supposed to just go together. If they don't make your shit better that's not who you want to fuck with. That's what I'm saying. You don't want to have to fuck with somebody you got to work on. They got all these goddamn problems and social anxieties and shit that they keep dragging from relationship to relationship. Not realizing that you the fucking problem. Everybody that you fuck with. Everybody that you fuck with, everybody that you fuck with leave you. What the fuck is everybody doing the same shit? It's you. Commit denomination. Accountability is the motherfucker. And they take a lot of growing up to realize that you can look back at the even at your own shit and be like, okay, that shit was childish. I definitely said that earlier. Your own bad behaviors. But then you start reaching a point where some shit just non-negotiable. I'm not dealing with nobody who do this shit ever again. Like, you know what your deal breakers are. I don't fuck with nobody that drink. I don't fuck with nobody that smoke. I don't want to fuck with nobody who in the industry who work at the club who sell drugs, who in the game. Whatever it is that you're going to say that you will never do again. You be like, no, fuck it. There ain't no exception to this shit. Then you start, like, sneaking motherfuckers in and then you be like, see? That's why I don't fuck with y'all. Yeah. Cause I definitely said I don't fuck with nobody in the industry, bitch. Oh, now you're fucking with the industry, bitch. See, you trying to go back and let me know you got some hoes on the low. Yeah, ain't nothing good. Hey, man, people that know know. I know how y'all. You don't want nobody in the industry, chick. You don't want nobody in the industry, chick. It's complicated. What if you was fucking with a chick, right? And her favorite rapper was your homeboy? You're not fucking with her. I actually had that shit happen. And you didn't fuck with her. No, I couldn't. I mean, this is the month of August I was trying to date and I found out later she was a hoe. Like a real hoe. Why wouldn't you date her? I was trying to. But I'm saying you let her be in a hoe stop you from dating? She like she her favorite like her on her bucket list was hitting a rapper. How you know? She was that comfortable. She said her bucket list was a hoe. So you was already kicking it with her and then you found out she was a hoe? Hold on, her bucket list was what? Fucking this rapper. We was friends first. Oh man, the thing on my bucket list you was friends with but you didn't know she was a hoe? I didn't. No, like sometimes a red flag like she's flag. What would be in a hoe have to do with you not fucking with her? Man. Why wouldn't you fuck with her? Not because I don't want to fuck with a hoe. That's real childish, Kodak. How old are you? You 31. Do you understand if you meet a chick who's 31, right? That started having sex when she was 15, 16 years old. Wait a minute. That's 15 whole years of dicks that she didn't have. So at 31, pretty much everyone's a hoe, Kodak. They been fucking for over 15 years. You know what I mean? Dicks that is. You talking about motherfucker that be fucking that you be fucking in a relationship. They fuck people they like. Why are you trying to count how many people that she fuck? I'm not trying to count. You saying she was a hoe? I don't know the bodies that know she's a hoe. Right now she was a hoe. Somebody told you that, right? No, I just started paying more paying closer attention. When I say hoe I mean, you can fuck if it's this dollar amount. That's where it come from. That's where it come from. Holes need more room. That's the room. You're attracting them. Who's trying to buy the shit? That's what I was telling you earlier. Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. You can buy and push it and now I'm like well shit if you buy and push it you might as well buy some pussy from somebody that you trust. You're a girlfriend. You're a girlfriend. What do you mean? Hey man, it's time I work. And you still laid up with anyone? Layed up. Yeah. Talking with the bitch and shit. She's a hoe. Didn't have no idea. Holes be cool. Let me not say that shit. Holes be cool. What is a hoe? You give me $200. You can get your dick sucked right now. Holes. Holes. I don't know what I'm saying. I didn't see what I'm saying. She was a more professional. Nope, you got to take some accountability. That's a reflection on yourself. Because you're self-esteem low. Because you out here having conversations about dreams and hopes with Holes. Holes not worth having a conversation about dreams and hopes with. You got to want more for yourself. Holes matter. You said that she out here doing $200 blow jobs and shit. I don't know if that was her real price. That was just a number I threw out. She could have had specials on that motherfucker or something. I don't know. Tell the truth. Keep it all the way real. How close were you to being her boyfriend? Shit. She was finessing you. Probably was. How close were you to being her man? Man, I probably, maybe 50, 60% there. Wow. How long y'all was talking? Probably half of summer. You got a little toothbrush? 50, 60% y'all was talking for half of summer? Half of that is. Two months. Yeah, two months. So y'all was talking in two months that you was finna be her nigga? Boy, bye. Anyway man, she got there on her bucket list was a rapper that everybody knows. 90 B. Wait, wait, wait. You niggas is terrible. You ain't even fucked. She's a hoe. Jessica's ain't fuckin' mean you a hoe. Don't mean you're not a hoe. You can't call her a hoe. She is a hoe. You can't say that. That's it, brother. Jessica's I don't see the trees in the forest. Don't mean it's not a fuckin' forest. No, that's true too now. Jessica's I don't see the trees in the mother fuckin' forest. Jessica's I don't see the ass in the ground. Don't mean to have a fuckin' ass here. Right there now. She was still a hoe. That hoe existed outside of my spectrum. She was a hoe. Why would you die? Pay her so she can fuckin'... I didn't know at the time. Had I known when I was laid up in the apartment I was like, you know what? I got 150 right here. So you mean to tell me you in the apartment laid up with a hoe. Don't know she a hoe. You like her. You watch it. And she clearly feels some type of way about you when she letting you goddamn come through and kick it. And not give her no pussy. Wow. And not give no money. And you was talking about fumbling something earlier. Damn. You know what? You be talking like you wanna do X, Y, and Z but you really like step. Yeah, like you talk like this and this and I feel like this but then when it comes down to it you wanna step. You said that she got older. You really let me down. She ain't a hoe. She ain't a hoe even if you didn't fuck and then she fucked your homie and your other little partner. She ain't no hoe. You might just be hating on that lady. I'm not hating cause she a cool person. She might see this shit and be like hoe, you got me fucked up. You know, cause he liked her. I did. I did. So if you wouldn't know that the only way you was gonna get that pussy if you bought it, how would that change how you feel? I ain't never think about this. Let me think about it first root right now. Now you understand why I say you don't get no hoes cause you literally don't get no hoes. You had a hoe right there. Now you see what I'm saying? I knew all of this before you said all of this. So he get the hoes but he don't execute. So it's a dead mission. No, this thing can give him too much credit. You ain't get no hoes. You know some hoes. That's the difference. You know some hoes. And even the hoes they wouldn't even take your money. I ain't even like... I don't just be fucking know anybody. I ain't even know anybody. I don't get no hoes. Girls got their separate niggas, you know what I'm saying? You ain't tell me you ain't never pulled up on a good night and she was like nah, I don't get your little shot. You get your little shot. You ain't know head or nothing? You can't call a hoe, bro. That's my friend. How? Cause you didn't fucking nothing. You didn't get nothing. Hold on. There's different niggas for different women like that play they different roles, different parts. You know Kodak just didn't fit the criteria that she wanted to fuck. This lady will fuck anyone who has the money. She won't even fuck him though. He let him come through and hang out. They laid her a token. She probably thought about giving him the pussy but knew he liked her. So they didn't give it to him. Cause he couldn't fuck his mind up. That's what she said. She would sell a pussy to a white man. Won't give no pussy and the niggas laid it up. I can honestly say this though a girl will fuck a nigger that she don't care about for the money before she fuck a nigger that she genuinely cares about. Oh you saying she actually liked the nigger and she was taking her time? That's some evil shit. You imagine she a whole hoe and she want to be your girlfriend. That's not the first time I heard that shit though. But I'm just saying like it does happen a girl So y'all be liking niggas but won't give the nigger that you like some coochie. But the nigger that you don't like That gives me good dick and don't give me no problems Yes. That's an evil word. I mean I'm just saying Coochie. Cause sometimes you know you might want to take it slow with the dude you like because you don't want to put it on too fast because you just don't want to enter because a lot of times sex change a lot you know a person's mental you could be fucking with somebody you may not even be here mentally but as soon as you get some it's like I understand everything you say girl you know what I'm saying it just switches up a little bit so a lot of times women want to take their time with the dude that they like so they can actually genuinely like them and then put the pussy on them and then fuck up your whole life. Like how? That's crazy. Why? No you gotta be responsible with your sexual with your sexual shit though you don't want to be out here putting good sex on people who can't handle that shit and you probably was one of them niggas this is true she already knew if you was already driving 45 minutes to come over here no you ain't getting her she fucking around and put that pussy on you you'd never go home. No I ain't gonna lie I fucked with this guy before I fucked with him and he was a really really good dude like and he was the same funny on me for no reason I ain't even asked for none of this doing it, doing it, doing it I talked to him for about six, seven months and never gave him none and he did some crazy shit one time I was just like damn Mike I know he know he finna get something after this cause he went crazy but I just knew in the back of my mind he doing all this, he like me and all this if I get this to him he's going to fucking lose his mind so I had to cut that shit off like shit be like that but you kept this shit did you try to accept it? I do why would I not, that's crazy now that's just retarded now I didn't ask for it but he was just doing it but that's another reason why he fucked with him cause I felt like he was trying to buy me and shit I don't like that I told you, go to it I don't like how this just turned into an intervention for go to it he needed it he needed to hear from somebody older than him one day I'm going to be watching this nigga fall in love I'm like I think she the one I'm like why you came so far I remember you was a 31 year old pussy scammer a pussy scammer I be like a bitch for a week now a week I fall out of interest real quick what were you turning you off so far it's a lot of bitches it's a lot of bitches it's not though in Atlanta? yes bitches they got a lot going on no no no it's a lot of bitches with fat asses wait until you get into a room full of women you try to talk to what's going to happen you'll see you mesmerized by the ass that's crazy see that's why bitches are walking in BBLs and fucking dying on the table because because a niggas like me be dying on the table that is crazy because a niggas like you that's fucked up what the motherfucker who going to have him fucked up though tripping over a bitch she ain't even going to have no ass I know it I'd be the global bitch prank cakes no cakes this is with a man cake you going to see him Friday life is crazy it is though full circle life is like a box of chocolates that's too bad welcome back to the 85 self what you think about the rush of shit Clayton? I get it I'm talking to that niggapoop man that nigga you know he a real assassin oh yeah why they ain't going to be on niggas? free bg both of them free both bg free both bg why they ain't going to get her why the lgbtq don't start no shit why they ain't going to get her they on the way she ain't going to go get her I'm just saying go get her she facing ten years in a cold ass russian prison you about to get your ass too put that shit up nah you can smoke it you smoke it you going to get her man this is american soil she getting dug NBA ain't supposed to go get her if that was the brand yeah you got to go get her they wouldn't have been around with them why she was out there why she was trying to bring it back the way he been playing lately was she trying to bring it back or take it over there no she was leaving she was supposed to be the last player out that's how she got caught she was leaving her mugshot was on a piece of paper it had her writing she should have left that shit over there when she got home how long that shit last this it depends on the one see this one particularly she bought me like two weeks she should have left that shit over there but she probably didn't was she going to LA anyway wherever she was going she was going to be able to get it she was going to smoke them on the flight home you can't do that they was going to get any more trouble land that bitch in Serbia yeah you going to get even here wow I think it's just a fucked up bad situation nah it's fucked up but you can't say that we going to go get her play for you we going to go get her okay but she's American so can't she just come back to America and deal with America no niggas cause it didn't happen in America nah and now we at war now we talking about united nations and shit so now they going to try to get us to take over the war situation nah I don't think they going to do that but it's going to take a while to get her out they don't really fuck around too tough with them hostages they going to make her play for Russia she going to play for Russia she was already playing she was ready to be on 18 she connected over there she connected over there yeah she was playing basketball over there yeah but I didn't know that but do Russia care about that they playing in the off-season and they get paid more money they got a russian league over there and they pay more money but WNBA players get paid like teachers in America right now we making shit that's why she had to go to Russia nigga I never even knew why she was going to Russia I never even asked that question they playing ball over there she was coming back she was the last one to leave the last American to leave out of Russia that's playing basketball they fucking with her then they knew what it was but she was like 16 so she kind of stood up okay okay I get it damn I thought she did that I didn't even know the story that's the thing about it she been doing this shit she been over there so it ain't never been no problem I think she gonna be straight up what? because Putin fuck with black people no we don't want the black people right now black people not worth this much not lost this material not lost this material not lost this material not lost this material no one really wants no one really wants no no no no I say we have one they say ah you keep you keep no we don't want these problems right now we just white woman she's so full we don't he keeps hitting head who is this man this Britney man is this man in your country we seen back yes no problems just don't return she look like tall bear she play with Michael Jordan ah Ben Wallace they rush over there talking big shit I bet you can't duck now they got her tied up like Michael Jordan in space band smoking the pants she got caught with I see why you like so much he don't taste very good no no no we get this whole thing sorted out we get you back home where you go you talk get her home man this is you on youtube yes get her home why you miss dunk I see why you like man we just now she was like you know if you take out the package and put it in your luggage you know this all right man free BG free everybody free all nine violent offenders nothing to kill Michael Jackson he can stay in there he been out before he went he served time served on house out here fresh like you in a day bitch I'm down in New Orleans with my allegedly that's the thing about it where they come from them people somebody made it up my made it up and he just ran with my that's what I'm saying but she here you see the video or yeah she met with a nigga from Canada tradue is that old footage or new footage that's her with their home back her good mother home back her head down by her titties how you know that's not old footage it could be we don't know it could be what they call it deep fake deep fake the hologram she been out here for a little minute too she old as fuck she can't let everybody know like she passed like why I don't know I guess because you gotta die nobody we now if she don't die then that's a real problem we cause y'all stop speaking this on that old ass lady man we didn't speak that somebody else spoke that we just talking about the fact that they spoke that we trying to figure out what the fuck they spoke that we trying to get to the root of that shit yeah there you go thank you I don't know why they said that shit in the first place they just made that shit up you know what I feel like just make us a shit up today enter nah somebody gave somebody the source and dropped that shit and somebody said abort mission abort mission fuck that my source is right enter and she hopped up by who the fuck said who who the fuck lie on me again lie again who nigga popped up like a goddamn ghost like a specter nah man the queen bitch man we watching history unfold right now man so much shit going on I can't keep up can't keep track can't keep energy I'll just be chillin I just wanna get rich off the stock market same fuck you got rich off of you nigga I don't wanna get rich off the stock market you got rich off of you I'm gonna flip it in the stocks that shit all this money shit fake money fake money is fake nigga said this green nigga said this green piece of paper call it $1 and this green piece of paper call it $100 bro who said that shit that shit fake nah they pranked the hundreds into one on the same little shit it's just a little up they punch it in same shit Who gave money or value? The motherfuckers who put it in circulation. That shit fake, you need to have made that shit up. Well, you needed to survive, so figure it out. Well, give me yours. No, I'm just blushing. OK, figure it out. I got some shit in the car to say prop on it. You can have that. No, don't be riding around with that shit either. Awesome, boy. I might have to get that shit out. I seen that shit, boy. I told you don't do that shit. What happened? Niggas were riding around with some shit. He was flashing that shit. I'm just saying, if you fucking around and get pulled over and they search your car, these motherfuckers ain't going to listen and be like, oh, what? Prop money? On afro-pillowdy? I'm just saying, it's up to the cops discretion. How effective? That shit illegal? Bro, anything that you got a lot of in your car is questionable. And one of the police boy, you over. I mean, I do a lot of it. You can have a trunk full of rubber ducks and they going to fuck you down with all these ducks. Who are you? It was just a joke. I'm doing a practical joke. It's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank. Do you know that these ducks contain motherfucking cellophane? OK. And you've got over 13 pounds of cellophane. I can charge you with a felony. That's distribution. You making meth? It's a prank. Exactly. No, for real. That makes the obvious sense. Yeah, I'm going to get pulled over with a large amount of anything. This is going to make you look more guilty. If you had changed all the way. I got a large amount of chicken wings. Shit, you been robbing ATMs? We been looking for, we got a suspect. What about a large amount of chicken wings? Oh, here they are. Now you know how much money that's worth, especially if they're frozen. The price, hot or not? I think we got the chicken wing burglar over here. The chicken wing bandit. Exactly. I think we got him. The Captain Chicken Wing, huh? All right, man, I'm trying to just show you. You don't want to get pulled over with no larger amounts of nothing. I feel that. Fuck these folks. How you feel? Hell, yeah. You really just want to slide on through and get the fuck home. You know, play it real, real safe. Super safe. Yeah, anyway. Super safe. I mean, let them know where they can find y'all on the radio and the website and social media and all that shit. Good speaker. Oh, hit ass. Yeah, so we on air every Monday, through Thursday in Atlanta, 1-0-5-3-2-B. All right, so tune in at the BATL at the JoJo Big Homie show. My Instagram is underscore JoJo Alonzo and Big Homie Kodak, Big Homie Kodak with a Q at the end, not a K. Big Homie Kodak with a Q at the end. What should we be talking about on there? Everything. On my Instagram? Yeah. Shit, man. This shit that I see, man. I'm seeing a nigga who, you know how niggas be having their cars wrapped and shit? This nigga's shit was completely rusted. He had like a fucking SUV. That shit was completely rusted. I seen that shit on the hot. We've seen all types of shit in Atlanta. But I was like, damn, what the fuck is this? Or should I be seeing it? Or should I be eating? Or me smoking hook? Yeah. Man, let me clear this up. I don't want everybody to think you out here just tricking off. But you are. I'm not. OK, because they're not tricking off. He wants to trick. He has aspirations. I need somebody who I like to trick off on. Well, they're going to hit you up. Leave it at that. I don't think you need to be tricked. No, because I'm going to play it still until we like each other the same amount better. You crazy. You know how good a finesse game is? You just put a little finesse on the fucking nigga. If you're going to waste your time finessing me, all right, because you're not going to make a nigga nigga nigga. You're not getting shit. Yeah, you can make a nigga think you love him. Cool. If you're going to put the man hours it takes to get something out of me, because you were really laying up with a hole that you didn't hit, bro. I mean, I ain't do shit for. I don't think I lost this time. That's a lot. That's the most valuable thing that you have. You're right. You're right. And I'm judging you for it. Hey, man, we all lost time. We all lose time when we mess with women. I'm judging you for it, bro. Not doing nothing for us. But you know. You live and you learn. No, you don't. Not in this case. You're just living at this point. You ain't learning shit. That was a long time ago, though. It was like pre-pandemic. Oh, and that's not too long. Oh, that's the worst time to be out here trying to learn something. That's not too long. I'm thinking you should talk about high school now. Yeah, because you need to be focused more on living than you out here trying to learn. Oh, yeah, we were definitely not matching up either. You didn't learn. Damn. Yeah, well, I'll tell that lady whoever she is, bro. She was just mesmerized by her. She talked about Fadass Booty. Yeah, she had. I just hate that you're not receiving it yet. Shut up, Fadass Booty. I appreciate all the time we spent together. Really? Fadass Booty just picky, and he expected a lot. And he selfish, so it's just hard to do. That shit ain't going to never work out. He got to come to us. We'll see. I was just saying, one day, you going to be that nigga. I feel it. He is that nigga. That nigga. That nigga? Yeah, I am that nigga. I'm saying that nigga or that, like, all this shit going to be that cane full of syrup. You going to end up being the nigga pulling up in the van being a great dad and that shit. I'm not going to have a van. And don't be breaking up the pad, man. I would come back on the show, man. You don't be cussing and stuff, man. I got my kid. Hey, man, that's the gold, man, for show. I definitely want to have a kid like a year or two for show. Just have a kid. No wife. Just have a kid. Hopefully wife come with it, but hopefully a wife come with it. Yeah. That's how it go now. See Kodak? We might just have to take you out because you're just making the Black Man coalition look so reckless out here. I don't know if we're going to have to jump you off the camera or what, but, man, you really came through here and smudged it up like that, man. Korn, you! You just on command. You just ready to just say some shit. You ain't got nothing to do with nothing. No, Kodak is not a victim on this. You know, I don't like how y'all talking. No. He saw me get shot, so I got shot as well, dude. You did the best that you could. Hey, man, that's a shout-out to the interns, too. It's Kort, Envia, Deveya. Deveya's still over there. I don't see her. She gone? All right, yeah. Come back here all the intern, man. We got an intern with some Kanye boots on. I'm lost in the world. Don't do Kanye. But no, no. We got to give up some interns, man. Y'all flexing on us. We definitely big on giving back because shit. I feel like a nigga gave me an opportunity and somewhere down the line, somebody gave Jojo an opportunity. So I feel like that's the most thing we can do actively and passively, like, you know, just put people in the position. Even if they're not doing shit, just put people in the room to teach them how to do it. Teach them how to do it because somebody had to teach us. And I would rather them learn when they 1920s than when they 23, 24, 25. Shit, everybody that come with us coming in with experience. We got people who interviewed Lotto, people that interviewed Young Thug. Who you talking to, Benny the Butcher? So all these people are experienced in what they're trying to do. So when the time, when we do, when it is time for the next young wave of media personalities, shit, they can come from the homies. Cause we don't care about giving opportunities here. That's the easiest thing we can do. So shout out to all the interns out there. Where y'all go to school at? Clayton State. Clayton State. Clark. Big Clark alumni. Big Clark. Big Clark alumni. I heard that man, sure. Happy International Women's Day to all the women's guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, the place with salad and grease. They don't have no furniture in their place. They celebrate them every day. Your furniture's in on the floor? Boy. You got furniture? I got furniture. Options. I got furniture. You got a recliner? Nah. No recliner? Nah. All right, I'll let you slide. I don't need a recliner. This is my house. You got an auto man? I'm just saying. I don't need a recliner. I got an air fryer, though. OK. You all right? OK, yeah. You don't be putting no season on this show, huh? He tried to fuck at you that time. Just air. Air. JLM, what's up, man? What you got coming up? Oh, shit. JLM. Clayton, anything? Man, watch me on Roku. This Joker, Will Smith. Yeah, go watch it. It's amazing. Man, why you let Hawkeye do you like that, bro? Hey, it was dope. Hey, that's you. I come back around. Appreciate it. Thank you, bro. Thank you, fam. Appreciate it. Drop the social media, man. Hey, man, at Big Homie Kodak, at the JoJo and Big Homie show, you found all our shit on the Beat ATL. Check us out. We just had an interview with Kodak Black with Triple Platinum on that motherfucker. Y'all had yak on that bitch? Yak, man. Yak. So shout out to Big Homie Kodak, Black. You got the prom coming up. JoJo and Big Kodak date. You going to the prom with Kodak? Alleged, man. JoJo, you going to the prom with Kodak? Man, he asked me that shit on air. And you say it here? I didn't say it. I didn't say it. Roll the tape. What are you saying? I said, oh, yeah. That's what I said. Nah, we're going to look at the tape. What prom? Man, Kodak meant to ask you to the prom. The person can't, you know, like, if he was in court, they cannot, like, incriminate me, like, like. She said yes. You know that's how she said yes. What prom? He got a little, he got a prom. He got, he having a little prom event in Atlanta. As he said, he ain't go to prom. So it's going to be a prom for adults. I guess you might follow up. He was dead ass, seriously. Don't look like you regret it now. You wouldn't go to the prom with Kodak? There's so many cameras there for me to even say anything. You right. You right. Like, don't answer that. Yeah, it could be whatever I say. Don't even, man. I don't want nobody to know what I want to say. They already made their mind up anyway. Exactly. Fuck it. She no good in damn well. She going with that. She going with Kodak. I don't know why she's talking about her money. Like, she look like she get niggas with money anyway, head ass. Damn. And dude. Niggas got to have some money out here. I thought maybe you just had a rough prom. It was like, I'm never reliving it. Me? She went to prom in Chicago. No, I didn't. In Memphis? I went to prom in Memphis. And I actually went with a white guy. Damn. You found the only white nigga in Memphis? Wow. Man, we were friends. Wow. And it was only because the guy who I was dealing with he was playing basketball in college. And he had a tournament. What year of college? Don't worry about it. Same. Damn. We was doing good. And you just. Do you want me to name drop? I didn't ask for all that. I just said how old he was middle of us that he was dealing with in college. Oh, he was a year older than me. We can't name right there. We are not on the white guy. Black history. No, it's not black history. Believe it. No, it's not. Yo, what? Damn. We're going to get all the way to the end and he going to tell us about how you cheated on the black man with a white man. Damn. Fuck, JoJo. We were doing so good. You were doing so good. He was fine to sell, too. Damn, you going to double down? Just saying. He was my friend. We weren't together. I just didn't want to go alone. You out here with Zach Gowen and shit? No, he was fine, though. His name's Spencer. That's crazy. He was fine as fuck. You're going to keep talking about finding his white man was? I'm just saying. My dude at the time couldn't go because he had a tournament, a basketball tournament. He was the number one fucking player for the team. And so I was going to be going alone. So instead of going alone, I went with my friend, who was white. Look up. Your ancestors know we got to have a whole intervention for you two. You got to come back. We can't sit here and judge Kodak for damn pussy and all that. Too much work to be done for y'all, too. Y'all a match made. Inhale. Man, make sure you check them out. Big homie Kodak, JoJo, Clayton English, J-O-N. Any time I say I'm sure, we all do bitch.