 Hello and welcome to another episode of the pro-crapstinators poopcast. That's the high level of comedy those patreon supporters are paying for. You know it dude. I'm the best guy ever. The best poop ever. I'm joined by a monkey poop. Crap key moans? I don't know. Yeah right. That's me. We're also a munchy wears tiny craps. He's here. Ghostbusters 2 is better than Ghostbusters 1 also I like poop. Oh fuck you. And Tom Diarrhea is here. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. That's sick. So today as you can tell we're talking about a very serious topic. One day we have to do the poopcast. That's a bonus episode for sure. The goals of millions of people, ghost aka poop. That's right. You will remember their name. Ghost. So let's check out our little urban dictionary definition over here of ghost. Oh can I guess? Yeah go ahead. It's going to be when the girl you're dating just stops talking to you one day. Oh shit dog. That's probably not number one. I bet that's like number... Oh okay. Here's number three is holding a hit so long you don't see the smoke when the person exhales. Now that's a ghost. Oh god I love your urban dictionary. What about ghost poop? Do they have ghost poop on there when you let out a turd and then you look in the toilet and you can't see it? You can't see it? No none of this. Oh but you know monkey you were right. Number two was ghost to avoid someone until they get the picture and stop contacting you. So that's basically what you were talking about. We've all been there. Of course. So we're dealing mostly with number one here. Ghost. I thought it would be dealing with number two. Plop. Where's Jesse when you need him? Ghost. The discarnate. Discarnate? I guess that's a word. Soul of a deceased human being or animal. Or animal. We're dealing with animal ghosts. Yeah. Still occupying the physical realm. These spirits may or may not know that they are dead. They can also be called forth. They can also be part of the definition. Oh my god. Oh wait. Okay. There's like four definitions for this. Number two is residuals. Residuals is a ghost I guess. Okay. Okay. Number three, a demon, angel, saint, or Christ himself. Jesus is the most powerful ghost, no demand. And number four, a poltergeist. Okay. There you go. All right. We're like a polter cost. Like a holocaust ghost? Yeah. Like a ghost of Auschwitz? Okay. Cool. Number five, a ghost of the human or Jesus Christ? I mean we've got to use that to little see. That's another bonus episode. Don't spoil it here. Bonus episode. Page round dot com slash give us money. Dan and you phantom versus Jesus Christ. That's right. Are we going to record that right after this? Because I'm down. I think we probably should. I think well we're in the mood. Well I'm down to clown for that. Okay. We're going to go ghost. So I mean how, should we just talk about that right away? Because actually we had planned to do a ghost episode before some recent events transpired. But there's sort of a new context to discussing ghosts. And going ghosts you know in today. The news. So I don't know if you folks have subscribed to a little channel called Monkey Jones. But I mean I know it's not very popular. It's not very well liked. No. Not at all. So there was a mass shooting recently by, what's the dude's name? Mr. Staircase? Yeah. Randy Staircase. That's right. Randy Staircase, a silly boy decided that he was going. That's what he is. He's a very silly boy. For some reason, oh I'm sorry I missed gendering him. He identifies as a woman. He identifies as a female ghost because he loves Ember from Danny Phantom so much. So at some point with logic I didn't quite follow. He then decided it would be a good idea to shoot up the supermarket that he works at. And he killed like three people and then himself. And he went ghost. He has gone ghost now. So I guess we should discuss our plans to do so as well. Like when we'll be also going ghost to join Ember's sick band and remember the name. What do you think, Monkey? When's your plans for that? Well first of all I don't think this should have been a surprise to anybody about his mental state because he was a die-hard brony. So we already knew he was mentally unstable. You're right about that too. You're right dude. But as far as me going ghost one day, oh buddy. Unfortunately I don't plan on taking other people out with me like Mr. Staircase did. I'll probably end up going ghost in my bedroom closet with the news. My question is when we all go ghost, what ghost activities are we all going to partake in together? Are we going to do a PCP ghost? Like a ghost version of the PCP where we're all recording a podcast as ghosts? Yes. Microphones and ghost wires. Yeah, of course. Ghost. To the ghost internet which is like they're going to move over ghost. Yeah, right. That makes a lot of sense. But Digi will be too much of a pussy to kill himself now that he has all that money so he'll have to join in via Ouija board. That'll be a good way to bring in our patrons, our patron supporters who give us real money. We communicate via Ouija board. No, we only need ghost money at that point. Well, as for what I'm going to do when I'm a ghost, two words buddy. Global warming. I'm going to think global warming is real and it happens swiftly. I'm going to put all my power into warming up the atmosphere with my ghost body. How does being a ghost do that? You know, I'm just going to get up in there and I'm going to be all spiritual and shit and it's going to just happen bro. Swear to God. If you're trying to turn up the heat, I've got the ghost for you. Ember, you will remember. Okay, we got the song out of the way. It just turned all our audience to ghosts. That was painful. Oh, come on. Well, maybe we should... I'm running out of steam on this Ember trick. So maybe we should actually go to our ghost stores. I think like the general through line here is we're going to talk about our views on ghosts themselves. This is one of our ghost stores and my Ghostbusters 2 is the best movie I've ever made. So should we start with what we think about ghosts, our beliefs in ghosts and all that shit? I'm just going to start off saying that ghosts are literally not real and they are 100% do not exist. If you think so, you are a fool. And any explanation for a quote unquote supernatural event that you think could be attributed to the supernatural is a billion times more likely to be caused by some sort of physical phenomenon that you just aren't aware of or don't understand. So are you really prepared people to like invent a whole netherworld as the explanation for why like your chair shook once as opposed to, I don't know, fucking tectonic plateshifting dude. I don't fucking know. Nate, are you talking about ghosts or about the Christianity religion? Well, you know, they're related, they're kind of like souls. We just said Jesus was a ghost. Jesus Christ is the most powerful ghost of all. Here's my case. Ghosts aren't real, but they should be. And I'm willing to, I need to become a statesman. I need to stop the art of statecraft so I can get into president and I can use my executive power to make ghosts real. I'm 100% behind you on this one dude. Every time that I remember that ghosts aren't real, I want to kill myself so I can become the first ghost and start the first ghost nation. Ghosts are the only thing that I think matter in real life because they're fake and fake things, aka are better than real things because they're fake and ghosts are fake. That's my logic. Before we get to off track, I did want to ask, so like Randy Stairs, right? Did he actually like believe in ghosts? Did he think that Danny Phantom was real? Like what was his headspace at? So he legitimately thought that upon death you would enter the ghost zone from Danny Phantom where you could be and do whatever you want. I mean that sounds really cool and that's pretty much Christianity there. That's what I want bro. That's what I want. The great thing about the ghost zone is that unlike with Christianity, you can commit suicide and still go there unlike in Christianity, which has that annoying clause of you have to keep living and paying, you know, dividends to the church. When I'm a ghost, all I want to do is heat up the earth, cause global warming, and you know, maybe fuck a few star systems while I'm at it. Not anyone in it, but in the solar system. Hey, Hippo's here. What's up, Hippo buddy? Hello. Oh, I hope you enjoyed Doctor Who, your fucking non-ghost. Yeah, piece of shit. Fuck you, your fucking physical form being. Yeah, we started. Yeah, we fucking started. We started on time goddamn you, why weren't you? Yeah, I don't know. Well, fuck you. If you're lucky that Maja was having mic issues so you'd be shit dead. Oh, shit. Ghost, you'd have gone ghost right now. Oh, no. We would have kicked Maja off by coming in. Oh, my God, you have so many messages. No, no. She had technical issues. Yeah, that was monkey-spamming at Hippocrates. We had almost like a thousand times. Yeah, we almost got Jeff in here. The ghost of the PCP. Well, okay, what else have we got? Gib, Gib, what do you think about ghosts? Tell me what do you think about ghosts? I think they're pretty cool, but they're, you know, they're not real. And that's pretty... They should be real. You agree that they should be real. Okay, okay, but what if... I believe in the dream bubbles, yes. What if a ghost fought a skeleton? Who's more powerful between you two? A skeleton, of course. A skeleton is a raggedy, diggly, dingley dangoy. He's got little rattly bones and he can play xylophone and impress them into a disaperated one. That's true. You can't destroy a skeleton. He just puts himself back together. A ghost you can put into a vacuum. It's just, they're just so much worse. Well, okay, I don't know about that. Because while skeletons do have that raw physical manpower and then that raw horsepower and the unbridled consensual sexual ability that skeletons possess, you know, at whim, ghosts, they can cause global warming. They can walk through walls and appear and fly. They're much more unique than the other guys. Who's ever knew what he had to do. He's here to fight for me. Not only that, but they cause slime, the most important thing a man could ever drink. I'm so glad you brought up the ectoplasm thing because I really want to get deep into ectoplasm life. Basically all I think about is ectoplasm. But yes, this is where my love of slime comes from. Is that the genesis of the slime love? Say that again? Is that really the genesis of your slime love? This is deep lore. Exactly, exactly. One time, you know, I thought about ghosts and I thought, oh man, I love slime. Just like that. Yeah, oh man. Slime. Yeah, slime. Slime. I hate slime, dude. I don't like slip and sliding. I don't like soap. I don't clean myself. It's disgusting. You have a low price, God. I want to try out my whole skin. I want my skin and organs and blood to drain away so I can become a skeleton. The driest, bestest friend you could ever be. Oh my God. A skeleton versus ghost is like yin and yang. Yeah, it's true. It's like the ultimate slime versus the ultimate not slime. The ultimate drive. Drive versus slime. Drive versus white. Can someone clarify for this for me? Okay, so do ghosts produce ectoplasm? Like when they touch, then there's goop there. Or is like ectoplasm like what a ghost is? It's what you make when you see a ghost. Okay, what it is is like ghosts are not of a material of this world. So when they try and interact with like a physical object, like a wall or something, then like they're like atoms fuck up the real world and not imaginary things. And they turn into fucking slime, which you think can then turn into a delectable drink and then drink and then turn into a super Saiyan yourself. So you're telling me, okay, so ectoplasm is kind of like a waste byproduct of a ghost's existence in the physical plane. Is that correct? Exactly. Okay, awesome, awesome. Slimer is literally me. Literally me. There's not a single more character that is more like me than Slimer. When you look at Slimer, you just think, yep, that's munchy. If you were to try and argue that Slimer is not me, I think you'd be way off base and you'd probably be wrong on every level. I think Slimer should make a cameo in My Little Pony. I'm just throwing that out there. Oh, remember that one time Kirby made an appearance in My Little Pony? Yeah, he was in Little Pony, My Little Pony. There was a slime character in episode something or other of season six. Oh, Hugh Jelley, Hugh Jelley was a slime boy, right? Yeah, dude, Hugh Jelley. There was a literal slime guy and he came to the party and he had a real bow tie. I don't remember that. He was a friend of Discord. You're a Little My Little Pony faggot. You don't even know. Oh, no. Okay. So can we all agree that we don't believe that ghosts are real? Yes. You're on board with that? I'm 100% on board. But they're all great. So has anybody interacted with people who legitimately think that they do? Yes. And if so, what's the story? Because I have several people in my life. I do as well. Let's get to that. They're on board. Tom, Tom. Yeah, Tom. Yeah, you should talk. I don't know. I mean, just like, I come from like a spiritual household. Like, you know, people in my house, they believe in religion and all that stuff. And ghosts, I guess they're a part of that. And it's interesting because like, I talk with my dad a lot because we both work in that abandoned building where like 100 people have died and there's like pseudo- Oh, shit. Crazy shit that goes on in that place all the time. And like, I've had experiences that most people would attribute to ghosts, but I know it's just like my primitive monkey brain having overreactions. What's that supposed to mean? Well, I mean, I just- Oh, Jesus, dude. Well, I'm not taking it back. So you're just going to have to deal with it. I didn't fight alongside you in the great monkey war for this. Oh, shit. Well, yeah, I mean, so like, you know, my dad's kind of more of a spiritual guy. So he will say like, oh, yeah, there's definitely like ghosts and stuff in there. It was like, and I'm just like, no, I think it's probably just my brain freaking out on me. But I did have a weird experience there a couple of days ago. And I knew it was just like, yes, it's me just freaking out. But it definitely felt like, you know, it's interesting how like the things line up. So just like, oh, yeah, it feels like there's something going on even though they're totally. Sure. So he was really good at pattern recognition. It's our biggest flaw. Yep. Because it makes us think things that aren't actually true. And then it becomes as big intercontinental religion. And then people lose all their money and it's bad. And that's how Jesus the ghost came to be. I guess the losing of the money is bad. But it's the worst. Forget. Yeah, go ahead. I know. I know. I don't know anybody who actually like believes, believes in it. You know, as far as I know, I feel like the people who say they think about ghosts, they just, you know, they're having fun. They're having a bit of like, oh, I wonder what that could have been. Well, you know, wrong. Because my dad thinks he's seen a ghost before. Okay. You know that. Yeah, right. I mean, I kind of, I'll talk about a story with my dad too. That's not specifically about ghosts, but it's kind of relevant. But like the thing about, the thing about believing in things that you don't know are real. Like I don't really have a problem on its face with believing in ghosts if you just like want to. But the thing is, like what I think what you're actually doing when you like allow yourself to believe that stuff is you're like, allowing yourself to be like intellectually lazy and are just like assuming something that you don't know is true. And like you're encouraging within yourself a pattern of behavior to just like believe things without proper evidence for them. And like that's what I object to. That kind of like intellectual laziness. I don't know if I go that far. They think that they have evidence. They think that they've seen evidence. Right. I think they're wrong. I think the thing about ghosts is I think people just like, it's the same thing with like aliens and all that kind of paranormal shit. I think it's just fun. Jesus, God. Yeah, exactly. I think it's just fun to. It's fun to believe in God. Well, it is. It is fun. For some, yeah. Well, that's what I think. For all of that shit, I think it's just people looking for comfort. Yeah. For religion. It's definitely more of a comfort thing. But I think for like ghosts and like Bigfoot and like all that kind of shit. I think it's just fun to think that there's more to the world than what we figured out. You know, having some mystery left in our otherwise predictable and mundane existence. You know, I'm totally cool with that. And I. Okay, go ahead. I just want to say I love how fucking terrifying God is. Like he's the scariest fucking guy. I'm so scared. He's the ultimate ghost. Sending me to fucking hell. It's real fun. Are you going to join us for the bonus episode? We're doing who wins Danny Phantom versus Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You can decide that later. But you know, the thing, you know, Christopher Hitchens always had a great line. I loved about God, which is just or not, you know, about like Christianity in general. Whereas like Christianity is like, oh no, he might have been about Islam, but it's all kind of the same thing. Any monotheistic religion, they're all like they are, it's like you and these people who like are all about it and like are so happy that they have God watching over them and then judging them if they should go to heaven or hell. It's like wanting to live in a celestial North Korea where like all your, your inner thoughts are judged at every moment. And if you go against the great leader and what he has decided is correct. That's you, like you're going to fucking go to hell. And people who are like, yeah, God, he's got my back. That's you being like, yes, treat me like a slave, treat me like an unthinking automaton. That's what I want. And I don't even believe in free will, but these people claim to. And so they're really going against their own fucking message here. But forget that top, please continue. Wait, wait. Just to interject here real quick, because I think it's really important. You know, I was a, I was, I was a non-believer a couple of days ago. You know, I didn't believe in the holy book, the good book that is. And my name wasn't in the book of life. But ever since ever since I was called an abomination yesterday and I was gifted Titanic and the peacemaker, my two favorite Marvel DC comic books. I hope get film adaptation soon. I'm just going to read you a little bit of a quote from these heavenly books that they restored my fate. Oh, shit. That old hand. She never leaves me alone. I hate her and her Jesus. I wish she was dead, dead, dead. All right. You could, you could see more of that on the given, given gaming stream of Minecraft featuring Mon, Mon, Monchie becoming in the license. That guy ever. Oh, and you, but you came later. You came after the Jesus. I came to chill Hillary. Okay. All right. Let's get back to God. Damn it. That's what I did. You watch those live streams sometime, monkey. You will hear the most blue-pilled man in the world. Okay. Go on. Go on, please. I don't even remember what I was talking about. I was more just like. You just talked about the, I guess any specific spooky stories or a paranormal event. Like you said that you had an event the other day and I was curious what, what the incident was. Yeah. Okay. So what happened the other day and like it was easy for me to just kind of like, yeah, this is just me being dumb. But still, at the same time, your, your, your primitive brain definitely fucks with you. Is that I, at my job for people who don't know, I work as a quote unquote security guard overnight at this abandoned mill. It's like a couple hundred years old. It's been hollowed out for like a hundred years. There's nothing in there. Do you live in a Scooby-Doo episode? You know, if I lived in a Scooby-Doo episode, eventually I get to the point where I take the mask off and realize my evil boss is behind everything, but I haven't gone to that point yet. Oh no. So. Rot-Roll. I perpetually trapped in the middle of a Scooby-Doo episode, which I'd argue was worse. So in between, like every two hours I got to go do a round. So I'd go around the entire building and like make sure nobody's breaking in. Because the worst thing that happens in this building is like, you know, a skateboard is coming and trying to break windows or whatever. Skateboarders. But it's overnight. So nobody comes in. So I just basically sit there, breathe asbestos and long for death. So I wish I was joking. So in between like the two rounds, between like 11 and one, half of the lights on the second floor just all went out at the same time. So when I go up there and like I'm trying to like go through the building and I get to the part, like usually when I go through at this point and do my round, I just, I'm not even paying attention just on my phone doing whatever and just like walking through the motions. But like I get to the point where the lights are often like instantly the entire energy of the building like shifted. And I knew it was just like my brain fucking on, but it felt like there was like some presence in there. There was like a super loud bang next to me and I looked over and nothing's there and I'm just like, oh it's fucked up. So it was really fucking weird. And then like there's the worst room in the building because the whole building leaks and it's perpetually just like wet and soaked and there's like moss and shit growing in there. So there's just one room that's like, it leaks so bad it's always flooded and like my body like refused to go in there just because I was getting like super bad vibes. And I'm usually not somebody who listens to vibes. I'm just like, you know what, even if there is like no ghosts in there or whatever, it's pitch black and there's holes all throughout the floor. So I don't want to fall like two floors down. So I'm just not going to fucking go in there. So I didn't go in there and it was fine. And but yeah, it was like, it felt like just, it was like my brain playing tricks. I mean, it literally felt like there was something like evil in there just because my brain was going haywire. And I told my dad about it and he's like, yeah, I've definitely had experiences. There's definitely like, there's definitely like spirits in there fucking the shit up because like over a hundred people have died in that building apparently. Dude, that's crazy. Tom, that is the source of global warming. You found the one room where global warming is being impetuated from. You have to go there and stuff it. It is, it is like a perpetual warming. Ghost machine. It is a perpetual greenhouse in there with like the way it's always like hot and gross and sticky. So maybe it is, maybe that is the the bed of global warming right there. And we need to, you know, I feel like it'd be relevant to read another definition relevant to that story that I didn't read at the beginning. So let me just read the definition for ghost anal real quick. Okay. God. Ghost anal happens when you are fucked in the ass by a huge dick and it leaves you feeling like you still have a huge dick in your ass, even though the guy left about an hour ago. And let me read just the little example here. Woman A. It still feels like I'm being fucked in the ass. Woman B. Do you have a good case of ghost anal? Woman A. No. I have a job beating in 30 and it feels like my shit is going to fall out. There you go. That's all. We've all been there. We've all been there. My life is a good ghost anal. Another quote from Titanic. Oh boy. You can't do this to me. It's not fair. Just what I had it made. I hate you for this God. You. You. You. Brad, green eyes, okay. You know, glowing green eyes. Oh fuck, okay. You're not real fan. He's not real. Phantom. You don't get to join Ember's Ghost Squad with me. Oh yeah. You'll be in there for sure. Okay, let's go to our next champion unless you have more Tom, do have any more stories? No, ghosts are gay, but they're cool. I don't know. I'm conflicted. Reflected oh fair enough Give give what's the spookiest ghost story you are? Well The thing I about ghosts and stuff is that I'm skeptical and I know that there's you know logical explanations for things So when I'm in and like out in the dark in a spooky area, and I and I hear something and it's it spooks me And I'm like whoa, but I get all excited. I'm like, okay Let's think what what could that have actually been and I go through in my head like oh, yeah Science and reason the logic and you know facts and shit, and I'm professor Lady's like equations flying around your head Yeah, and and I deduce like what it probably could have been like oh, that's probably an owl like falling over, you know And and and a very loud thing an owl Well, you know, it's like Something something strange that either easily like wave away maybe the owl got scared by a ghost and so Yeah, so so I I'm very into like ghostly places, but I know it's not ghosts I just like being a little frightened. There was this one time When I was on a gunnery, which is like a weak camp out in a country place I go there and I and you know sometimes at night. Well, I I'll just say it's it's a scout group for like disabled kids and I help out and I'm a volunteer But after lights go out after you put all the kids to bed You can just walk around and it's usually on a school premises You know we hire out of school ground and stuff and there was this one time It was dark and I went into the school building You're really supposed to but the doors open so I'm like shit Let's go and I brought my brother we went in there with a torch and there was you know It was the scariest thing I've ever seen but it was so funny because the next day I came in and I realized what it was There was this giant. I guess it was like a school mascot. It's a giant Ceramic gorilla wearing a school uniform And I just went on there the floors the floors were creaky They were like renovating parts of the building so there was like like Those buildings were like the floor was all ripped up and there was nothing in it And then there was just this in the foyer. There's a big old fucking gorilla It's fucking spooked me because I thought there was something there and I love I love thinking what the fuck could that be I've really got to go in there like when it's light and yeah, so I like spooky Spooky places. I like being spooked and I like thinking about it, but I don't really sick I don't really mind like people being like believing in it. I just think they're a bit stupid Yeah, yeah here in America the only time we get spooked by gorillas is when we go visit Compton Oh No, I guys I don't know if anybody saw us on Twitter. I just the last week I went to the zoo they had just the day before I went they had reopened the gorilla exhibit where that shit went down with Harambe literally the place where it happened. I stood there. Oh my god You see the ghost of Harambe running around in the water. He was he was like, I know who did 9-11. It was It's like I know who did 9-11 it was and then he fades away and you're like who I'll never know Yeah, technically that dead gorilla got more votes in the last election than Bernie Sanders And so sad, but it's true. That's really true. Is that actually true? I mean you think Democrats wasted their vote in the election on Bernie. He wasn't allowed They they killed you can write in any name you want you can write any name you want the election It doesn't count. I don't think they're not registered, but you can still do that. Well, yeah You wouldn't think Okay, well in any case, there's only one thing scary than a ghost and that's a black person fast Yeah, you can't even see them in the dark. What is that? Oh my god, imagine they're a black ghost, dude Deal my ectoplasm. I've seen what she called Ghost dad ghost dad ghost dad my favorite racist. He's gonna rape you He's gonna quailude the shit out of everybody, okay, um, he's gonna have a hung jury. I Want to talk about my experience with ghosts because they have alluded to me all my life Except for when I was a baby as we all know babies and ghosts don't mix because ghosts are just too sexually aggressive And babies just don't know how to contain the raw sexual ability Right, they just lead the ghosts on to the point of absurdity So when I was a little kid, I was just you know She's running around and then I I was just you know, just fucking around cart wheeling all over the place Which you know you do kicking the shit out of plants Yeah, and and then I just start screaming at top of my of my fucking lungs, which you know I'm known to do right I started screaming bad man and pointing at like nothing And so my my fucking mom came out and she was like, hey, how's how's it going? Why are you screaming shut the fuck up get my belt and then and she was like oh man I felt weird that day I I could almost see God himself starting down me and telling me to leave There was a bad man there and then and then later after I was told the story I was like you're fucking stupid kill yourself. You should make you should make a hit Movie called the bad bad man and Yeah, that's good And ever since then I've liked ghosts and so I tried to go like I live in San Diego And there's like a really historical famous ghost site place holy site Oh, cool called the whaley house and they're supposed it's supposed to be mad mad spiritual, bro No, you get your mad consciousness up if you know what I mean lol So I so I went there and I was just like hey if you're a ghost I'm gonna fucking kill you if you don't get out here right fucking now, bro Do I do I'm gonna post all your nudes on snapchat if you don't Right now bro, you know bros Hell yeah, so no ghost came not even not intervene like a ghost dog, which there is a ghost dog there There's a guy who like stole a boat He attempted to steal a boat But he didn't like successfully steal the boat and he was captured and hung for almost stealing a boat And now he just walks around fucking with people and I want I wanted to see him I wanted to see Fucking the dog almost a little little children so I just so I could whisk them away with you know It would be really really, you know great aesthetically to capture a ghost You have like an infinite slime source available at any time that would be really convenient for you I mean that's a side project. That's a pet project. I'm working on it right now Where I just have a bunch of souls not only producing more and more heat to you know Producing slime for me to drink daily Learn the mad truths as I say before I'm reverse blind and the way I can I can you know Keep up my my all-seeing eye and all my you know hide and senses if I drink a ton of slime Which you know I need ghosts for so I go around all the time hunting ghosts not too successful lately I think the ghosts of you know, they've been on the down low. I wonder what's stopping them It's probably the global warming. That's you know, you know like like global warming is caused by ghosts But also a harmful to go. It's like right. It's a lot like poetry, you know, it rhymes Munchie, do you know what the two scariest ghosts of all time are? The ghosts of those two kids that Gal Gadot fucking kill Do that where did she do that? You'll have to tell me you're the expert in this field. My favorite ghost is is is both the ghosts of the Twin Towers those those guys Oh They still haunt that place if you if you go there and you're like, you know, you're like hovering on a jet power Yeah, yeah, if you're hovering near and where they where they were it like at the like like 70% up at the top You can you can feel that the concrete you can feel it. I Know every single time, you know, if I'm ever low on ghost power And I always you know if I just want to get shoot and if I just want to take the easy way out I'll just I'll just prance along the trail of tears and I'll just get my butterfly I'll get that mad slime, bro. I'll get that mad slime. You know be really funny I want to I want to say like I'm thinking of like the way people talk about like spirituality and being connected to the dead and and how You're so dumb. They're not really they're real dead people are never they didn't exist They just they didn't exist ever and you know, they're talking about that and I'm like I I completely get it I just use different language like if somebody says oh, there's a guy who died there. I don't feel nothing I do feel like who's a guy died here. There's a guy died right at my feet like what like is like ten hundred years ago And I'm like oh and really what it is is that I'm I'm feeling I'm feeling like Empathy for a human being or right or whatever it is And that's the feeling I get and they're talking about that feeling being something else coming at them like they External spiritual energy and not like an internal kind of psychological reaction. Yeah, that's Funny Hey, but what's funny that when you find out somebody died you feel like empathy or sympathy because I just feel envy of course of course Lucky motherfucker can we gotta do what I've always wanted before before a monkey goes into his ghost story I just want to bring up real quick. What do you guys think about about spirit mediums about people who talk to the dead? I'm a con artist the greatest con artist retarded or both, you know to their credit I think some of them might just be delusional They think they have powers and they're they're dumb. They're con artists. There we go You know that you know that Long Island spirit medium lady. I yeah hate her so much. She's like And everyone just fucking eats her shit. They're like, oh, yeah, you're talking to my dead grandma Oh, I feel so good. I feel so like cathartic that I got to talk to her. She's dead and she's dying in hell Thank you for letting me know Stop everybody stop. It's not it's not real replaced with a sands who just says she's she's burning in hell Don't worry about it Sands will be straight with you on that. Okay, so okay mediums or shit. They're all garbage. Okay Psychics are just con artists. It's true. Yeah. Yeah, I Yeah, they are con artists. They're con artists and stupid But they're aesthetically really pleasing and like spooky and like I always wanted to get my I want to go and get my magic Ball red and so I it can just be like some things will happen in your future I can feel it. It's shit. You know not Just things will occur Have any of you guys gone into one of those because like your parents were there and it's like, hey, let's do it This would be fun or like a friend or something and you go in there like and you're like you are the the stereotypical I don't believe in this ghost stuff the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know I don't think I've actually done that but I've certainly felt it. I certainly thought it while I was there I hope they picked up my I feel like I feel that in church and ironically Do you stop to go to church munchie? Do you have I used to until until I until I broke my conditioning Yeah, I didn't let the Zionist control my Brian anymore. I went till I was like 16 or something. I got confirmed. So Isn't it people like Like when you're a child they try to like get you wedded to the idea so that you can't leave, you know You know, it's like it's a whole thing would like I'm a thing with that if you're a Muslim and you try to leave like, you know, it's not good They downvoted on Reddit They'll shave your beard. Yeah, really close. I'll be a very close shave like Sweeney Todd Yeah, okay that Monkey tell me your spook stories Well, first I wanted to say about these mediums in these psychics back when I was doing a video over a documentary called my monkey Baby, there's a scene where a psychic. She's like an animal psychic who Can talk to the woman's monkey and tell her if the monkey ate her pills and all this Yeah, I remember watching this. Yeah, so I wanted to prank call one and all the places I called of course like didn't answer like they didn't put up with my bullshit But I looked at the prices and they charged these motherfuckers these con artists were charging $25 for every 15 minutes of advice And I was gonna be like that's not that bad, but okay, yeah $100 an hour to talk to these con artists if you're if you're gonna manipulating people That's the career field to jump into hell. I want to go do that shit It's just such a parasitic thing to take advantage of people's like gullibility. It's it's not Is it is it just natural selection at work though? But the problem is like because of our goddamn welfare state the dumb people keep living and breeding and we're gonna get overrun With shitty people who believe well, then they Nate isn't it your Obama? Yeah, isn't it your responsibility then to believe them out of their money So they have no choice but to die in the streets after they floundered even their state given money I'm doing God's work, but they'll get on fucking welfare and they'll drain it from the top They'll drain it from the earners. Okay. I'm getting on a weird political rant. Let's Let's not get into that shit right now. What are you saying? Give what's up? I was saying Lee I feel like it takes a certain special type of person who does kind of believe in it to Convince people because I can't imagine somebody who does know that it's bullshit actually making any money doing it Not you don't know no no no, I feel I feel like you have to kind of believe it too much because the way it is Is that these people these they keep it up? Like so much that it's it's hard to imagine that they don't believe it Hardcore dude, I mean dude that they just yeah like they indoctrinate themselves You know, it's it makes sense to kind of condition yourself to to unbreak the conditioning You have to be a really good actor and if you're doing that. Yeah, yeah But they know that there's not a ghost telling them things in their ear They're just making shit up. So how can they have that cognitive dissonance? They're making shit up But they believe that the thoughts that they're making in their heads are things that are being planted by I think there are definitely people who do that I think they're really good at tricking themselves a bizarre time going on. I was gonna say no I think there's both I think there's definitely people who think that the random thoughts that come to them during those those whatever You know encounters are actually the dead But I think there are other people are acutely aware of like I'm fucking this person over for $25 every 15 minutes I feel like that the the ratio is more in favor of people who believe that that's working I don't know Like to be says to be successful in doing that you have to be a really good actor And I don't know how many good actors there are doing that, you know, I'm inclined to believe give I agree I think people are really good at doing that But you know, even if they don't actually believe there's also like they could think that like because I've heard some people say that They are like entertainers and so like they're here to like that's the legal defense I fucking hate that so much that fucking cowardly fuck just it just admit just say you're a goddamn actor and it's all a lie Don't be like oh, I'm an entertainer like it's up to people to believe what they want like that dude Who wears that weird giant like blonde wig poofy hair thing, you know that guy was that h3h the video? Oh, it's fucking cowards bunch of fucking cowards Yeah, there's a dateline NBC special about this where they went undercover and like they paid this psychically Thousands of dollars for crystals and magic rocks and all this It's the perfect job and of course like for I mean I'm just going on a thing But like there's the James Randy Foundation that for for like decades was offering like a one million dollar prize If you can just prove any of this shit's real in any way and nobody ever fucking did Nobody took the million dollars because they fucking lying. They're all fucking liars. Of course. What can you do? Whoo, all right. Here's my dad's ghost story word So it's a tragic story because when my brother or I guess when my dad was 15 His brother was fucking shot to death on the street by some yeah, it's it's pretty sad This gang banger piece of shit and no I'm not just telling the story of That movie again. Oh This is real life events, okay, all right if you say so So it's a year later my dad's 16 on the one year anniversary of his brother being shot to death He is driving to school with his friend and they look there's a big semi truck like behind them They see in the rearview mirror and they swear to God to this day My father still believes this that the guy driving the truck was his dead brother So what what do they do they're driving to school? They turn that fucking car around Yeah, they spent the next hour and a half Following that truck trying to catch up to it when they finally do they look in the window? No, it's just some old guy It's just some old man Some of my dad now thinks that it was a ghost His brother's ghost was driving a semi truck and I'm like, okay dad. I'm not gonna make fun of you to your face Yeah, that's retarded. That's a bit silly, but yeah, you know Both him and his friend swear they saw the brother's face and it was the one year anniversary So can you even blame my dad for believing this shit? It's like too much of a coincidence that they both My dad has a story where he you know, he backs it up by saying Yeah, it was him and his sister. They both saw the same thing. It was like a spooky man or something and you know, and And but but at the same time he tells that story and then at the end he says But it was probably just you know a car passing by and the light Shining through the window and somewhere and going down the hallway So he knows that it's probably not real and it's just something but he still likes the freakiness of it How how but how two people saw exactly the same thing and thought it was this exact same thing and then they were like So yeah, I mean that does make it weird It makes it seem very convincing if two people Yeah, come to the same conclusion about something there are though I mean just you know began to beat my own dick about this stuff Because I've done a lot of reading about it Like there are there are tons of things that have happened historically like there are phenomenon where I think and like there was a South American village one time where like the entire village Witness like something happened like the Sun like they saw the face of God like over the surface of the Sun like Everyone in the village did this the exact same time But like there are there are many ways to explain it besides like God exists and decided to look at this village from the Sun one Time you know it could have been like a sunspot or like some sort of visual phenomenon Also, it also could be like that the power of You know if people if everybody says they saw something and then you feel like well, I saw it too Yeah, they just want to be part of the group Entirely. Yeah, see there's just so many problems Yeah, you have to like isolate if you want me to believe any of this shit people you got to make a fucking proof And there has never been any ever so good luck with that But yeah, okay, cool One time I was possessed by the devil, uh-huh. How'd that go? Besides like continuous one that continues to this day I Right now I'm just being possessed by by a lowly ghost, but I was once at be all about the alzababa's court himself I was I was over to like like test out my cousin's new house that they bought a while ago It's like, you know, you know bash some shit in you know break some windows and get it home broken Yeah, as in breaking the home and uh, I Became like incredibly ill for no and they live in the high desert So everything's like super dry and in like hot all the time. So I got I got I got a mad fever I'm a delirious fever and I my like I could barely see it was all like fuzzy like even fuzzier than if you like Took off your glasses and then like poured Clorox in your face, which I do every single day But it was it was awful I could barely hear anything and I slipped in and out consciousness a ton And I just thought well, you know, this is probably the devil Like they're like, you know, I have a fever the devil probably gave me a fever That's probably what is occurring right now. So I might as well be possessed I might as well go out and just allow myself to be possessed So I was just like alright Prove to me God if you're real make the devil be real too, please and So I like a thing about like the next like out like like a day like a day Was just about how like okay the devil's in my head now and he wants me to fucking kill all my friends and family that's what he wants and I couldn't move or anything. So I all I could do was just like watch I love Lucy and like think about how the devil is good command me to like like just like fucking get a knife and Kill everyone near me and what and then watch more. I love Lucy and fresh Prince of Balair and Transformers and it was the gracious greens of my life And you know after my fear went away and the devil's subsided the devil now like lives inside my body But he doesn't have full control Every once in a while he'll come back into my headspace. He'll become he's one of my most prominent headmates and Front and it's pretty great and I would recommend to everyone Please let the devil into your heart. This is all I have to say Alright, well sick dog Let me okay here. Let me tell you my the only story. I have it's not me again It's my dad and it's about the Holy Ghost. It's not about Yeah, so like have you killed your dad yet my well I mean he didn't even put in those terms he like my dad is a religious guy Which I continue to find baffling because he's so wanted don't I don't I don't understand how anyone intelligent Believes, okay, but but like one day while I was grilled them I'm like dad you got to tell me like I don't understand why you believe in any of this shit You got to tell me cuz I'm see it. I'm drawing to blank your dad. What's the deal? It's like, okay, Nate I've had some experiences in my life that made me think there's some spooky shit going on and here's Here's here's what here's the one that that he chose. This is his best example. Okay, so it was um He's these with like I believe my mom and Her sisters like my aunt don't don't remember which one and they were hanging out and they were like in a city somewhere I don't know which one and like oh, so they're just they're back to cross the road right they're just standing there ready to cross this fucking road and like Like so my my mom and her sister like start to walk across because they don't see a fucking car coming and then like According to my dad. He felt something he felt a presence warning him Specifically warning him that like something bad's about to happen stop them You know pull them back and he listened to it and he grabbed them and he pulled them back and Then like a car came by like oh shit, they would have died or something That's not just been a bit of an intuition That's I mean that was of course I didn't challenge him because I could tell he was you know He's deep into the shit unfortunately and there's no way I could convince him just by arguing But like yeah, I mean there obviously there are plenty of other things that could have been going on in in the man's I just I just feel like like something like that you said you could have thought to yourself Yeah, I'm so cool and I have spidey senses. That's why I saved their life. No, it was some other guy There's just some gods. He did it. I'm not actually cool. Why do you have to do that? Why can't you be spider-man? Why do people think they're not spider-man? I think the only reason the the the emphasis I got from it was like that it was like a Voice that he heard like that seemed to be like the impression I got from how he told the story and that's why he like attributed it to like God and I asked him so like why into Christianity like what and he's like well I'm not really I mean who the fuck knows if that shits real But like I did feel like it was like a godly presence or something So so that's good because like why would you ever believe that like one specific religion is true If you don't have any actual evidence for it guys So you just remember guys you happen to be in the religion that your parents are because it's a fucking cultural thing You would just raise that way. It's not fucking real break the conditioning. Okay, right The whole like hearing voices in the head thing I think a lot of people who say they hear voices Hear a voice which is them with that which is that in a monologue and the only reason they say the words out loud in their head Is because they they've read that people hear voices and that's what they think God is So they when they when they have an intuition and they think I should probably change this they think to themselves You should stop doing that. I'm God and they're like, oh my God God speaking to me But it's just them but they just put the voice in their head because they think that's what a voice You know, that's what's supposed to happen. I'm telling you man It's that it's that human like we humans have an incredible capacity for pattern recognition and like anthropomorph I just love my realization of I love thinking about it I love thinking about why people do and I love thinking about ghosts. I love thinking about spooky shit. I love it Oh, it's so cool. It's I don't even hate it. I don't even think it's stupid. It's great Can the thumbnail for this episode be Danny phantom tipping his fedora if such a image exists No, hippo's gonna draw it for us. Oh Yeah, I will draw it by copy-pacing a fedora onto an image of That sounds perfect, that sounds perfect If we're talking about our parents now, my mother is a goldmine of gullible actions and Insanities, yes, you convinced her to let you go to fucking Brony Connellone when you were like 12. Absolutely delusional You know completely out of her mind. I'm sure she's just putty in your hands much Well, oh, you know it, bro, you know I Have those mad manipulation skills, bro. I'm mad. Absolutely mad. I can imagine now mom. Where are my tendies mom? Where's my slime? Acto coolers. Okay. Go on. Go on. Where's my where's my fucking juice? My soup my correspondence Where's my crystals I need them to do a baptism over the internet mom I'm going to a jail sesh right now mom. I need my crystals. Okay Anyway, tell us the tail so we never She's never been that religious. She grew up religious, but she like it's not that she doesn't you know She isn't the ridgess herself. She's just too lazy to convince me That's good. That's that preferred preferred So we go to church a little bit, but you know not not not too often mostly just for each sir and you know big events But anyway, she had a sort of like like second wave, you know like second win like oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna be religious again It's gonna be it's gonna be really really gonna be it like a couple years ago And instead of just like getting back into like a church. She started researching online for like what what is Jesus really? What is like real Jesus? Okay, all right. All right. Just breaking the conditioning a little bit. Yeah Oh, yeah, oh dude conditioning is fucking shattered by by the story She's not existent anyway So she finds out like all the the mysticism that the the modern mysticism, you know, like you I'm talking You know, you got your cosmic beings of light powers. You've got your, you know, you turn to euthanasia You know, what's that guy's name something something apple white you got those kind of people you got that one Colton Colton Tokyo they try to you know, raise the siren gas on the yeah, right that kind of shit You know, like like crystals and all that kind of stuff, which is where like I was you know I had known about that culture, but for my mom, you know starting to practice I really got like a taste for and I realized it was my favorite thing in the entire world Oh, okay. Okay, and I you know, I love crystals and I love chakras They're my favorite led me to find spirit science my greatest discovery of all time Yep, and the rest is history, but from her She created a sort of like monument to jesus, but not like Not like jesus jesus more like Like slime g like ghost jesus like like the super like super jesus basically Right, and it was it was basically just like a bunch of jpegs jesus Like super cross-posterized So it's just like fucking Undecipherable and a ton like like it was just like neon green cardboard Like slab, I guess with a ton of jpegs of jesus, you know paste it on and just some like If you believe hard enough jesus is real and And like fucking like in like microsoft word like like word art like change it to like make it look cool Your mother is a master of aesthetics, dude. This sounds amazing. Okay. Okay. It's incredible And just a just a ton of crosses, but like most of them are broken and they had and she had to glue them back together And uh, it's it just there's a bunch of like literal just rocks, but like Somewhat somewhat sparkly if you put them in the right light Uh, and yeah, just a ton of shit like that and she hung it like over her wall And the way the house is positioned. Well, she hung it like her door would always be open and like you could like see Trust me when you say Every time I had to go to the kitchen I had to look at that fucking poster of jesus Okay, uh, you know jesus just just believe hard enough and jesus is real Jesus is magic You are magic and if and if you just fucking align your chakras and go vegan then you'll be able to see the spirits You'll you'll be able to see in 4d, bro. You'll be able to get all four dimensions. Yes And and she was super into it and she and she kept when uh, when we visited denver a while ago to visit family She was like, you know, this is pretty good You know being with family, but but I buy the seminar I need to go to and you know Just hang out just hang out around denver while I go to this this cool ass seminar Where uh, the the dolly llama, you know jack's off all over me and I'm able to find I'll be able to speak I'll be able to speak to nazis and their sleep I'll be able to find out where hitler stash this fucking ghoul And where hitler's like personal fitness trainer like Like like got all the crosses in the nation together made like one supercross And I'll be able I'll be able to know everything bro. I'll be able to I'll be able to personally fund global warming myself I'll be that ghost powerful And uh, she did it and this continued for a while until I was just like, uh, you know You should probably you know, that's not really a good idea. I don't think so. She went to like a bunch of seminars or was just one Yeah, okay. No a bunch Like yeah, well by a bunch. I mean like one time my mom went to a harry potter seminar in canada. That was pretty cool Yeah, by yourself by yourself. I mean, I mean, I mean that's gonna give her mad spirituality. No doubt. Which isn't shit, bro Yeah, shit's crazy But uh, yeah, eventually she kind of tapered off because uh, she she read something like one of like the leaders She was like listening to about spirituality had like raped like 70 children. Yes. Yes. Yeah He's got to absorb that ectoplasm from him. He's gotta do it, dude ghost. I'd leave it inside children's testicles He just needs to get inside, bro And uh, okay, and and she was like, uh, well, you know, I get it's still it's still like real What I Thank you mother for allowing me to understand spirit science the only thing that matters in the world And uh, align my chakras, uh to such an extent that I have But dude, if you think my christ god just this is like high her chakras are so fucking bliss that it was hard to even look at her She's just like a glowing a glowing white fucking like spectacle to observe. Fuck. Yes She's on level like eight, bro. Like level eight. Holy shit. All right Well, we got to get her on one day to really weigh in on this shit Yeah, when we start our long-awaited, uh spirit science analysis series, uh, you know, we'll get the expert in Well, that's that's dope. Um, yeah, it's great Well, shit team. Uh, well, can we come to any conclusions here? What what have we learned here today? Uh, the parts of the carabine the first movie with a heart ghost is really good because they're also skeletons But they're going to say they're skeletons and ghosts. They're not even ghosts. They're not even dead for real. They're all They're dead. They're dead. They're not even full skeletons. They're barely even We're all full skeletons on the inside. That's true They're fake fans if you will they're fake fans of being a ghost Not of like fans of the idea of being a ghost, but they are fake fans of like Being a ghost that they are a ghost. Right. Okay. Yes. All right. All right, boys. My worst ghost of all time moaning myrtle Wait, did you say worst? Worst. Yeah, moaning myrtle worst ghost of all time She's pretty bad. I mean, I was never I was never too oppressed by Casper's all right. You know, he was plucky. He was adventurous Yeah, friendly punk ass bitch. He didn't tell me where all he didn't tell me where all the gold was He wasn't a 40 year old woman pretending to be jailbait floating around a girl's locker room for sure That uh, well, that's why I like moaning myrtle. Uh, you know, I know I gotta say I've never been a fan of nearly headless nick like, okay He's a nice guy, but like I'm never gonna get over the fact that he got cucked out of the whole headless thing He's just he'll never he'll never be a full headless boy. He will never achieve that I'll always that make him the worst because he sucks because he can't even do it right He can't do anything right instead of tipping his hat. He tips his whole fucking head. It's amazing You could do that if you were headless to play by john cleese the famous john cleese Yeah, he was in rat race. I love nothing else. Rat race is my favorite movie. Um, me too, dude Give you a rat race episode. We absolutely have to I love rat race. It was my favorite movie growing up. Um, yeah me too Well, that's what we learned guys. Uh rat race is the greatest movie ever made It's so good. I think my favorite ghost is myself In the future when I become a ghost, which will wait wait. I have the worst ghost arania arania circuit What have you say? Oh arania arania circuit arant. I always thought it might actually be arania Okay, whatever. We know the one spider bitch number two, right? Yes. Yeah, I mean She was no bad. She was really sexual and jake should have fucked her I don't know. There was something wrong with her. There's something wrong. I don't know what it was I mean, what was wrong about her was that she turned into like this evil psycho for no reason and Yeah, but even before that she was just sort of like I'm so smart All of the dancers are the worst character ever made. That's not every single one. Uh, wait, wait, uh, who's a good one? No, Mina's all right. No Mina's the literal the best character. You take that back you piece of shit Mina is literally She is only number two to Roxy in terms of girls and homestuck. She's great. She's fantastic. I love her Dude, just just just because you're a race trader doesn't mean we're all race traders, Nate Look just because vriska couldn't hack it and got blown the fuck out by how badass Mina was and vriska was like No, why don't you love me? I'm just gonna pretend I'm as cool as you Mina. God. It was so pathetic Vriska trying to be cool like Mina all along. Fuck you Andrew Hussie got literally cucked in canon and he like watched them have sex and like was literally cucked That's I do remember that in general that was great. Uh, uh, we should probably stop talking about stuff that Mumky and Tom have no idea what it is. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Let's go to our questions here. All right Time for question. Oh wait wait. Yeah before the questions. I got a bit go for it We did a very official twitter poll. Who is the worst? Oh Shit, we've got the full results. Oh How many votes how many votes did we get man? I didn't even get to vote. We got, uh, 850 votes total Okay, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. So should I go in order from most hated to least hated or least hated to most? I mean, let's go from least hated and then go all the way up to our winner the most hated member Okay, so with 16 votes the least hated pcp member is hippo What do you know those 16 people I'll kill them That's an easy amount of people to kill 16. I can do that. Those are all my alt accounts. I'll turn them into ghosts Okay, keep going. Who's next next we have with 21 votes. Mr. Best guy ever. Yeah, all right I'm actually shocked. I'm actually shocked by that because I talk so much You just think that's a lot of material for people to hate me with but hey, thanks guys appreciate it Then we have mage at 55 votes. I guess they don't like women because there's nothing to hate about mage Those are the 55 misogynists in our in our audience. Yeah, okay. Oh, there's a small number I know pretty good pretty good at 73 votes. We have mr. Tom Oliver. Yeah I'm in these eight might have noticed Most of the least hated people are on this podcast and I have a feeling the other two Participants might be Let's find out Alrighty, I think this is it's like sixth place. Whatever. It's uh digi bro at 73. Oh digi bro and tom are tied at 73 votes What do you know? Oh really? Oh, shit. What do you know? They're they're destined? Bond continues to this day. It's true All right, the fifth most hated member is endless jess at 85 You know jess was leading that poll for a while So, uh, all things considered. I think he came out pretty pretty well pretty well Good job, jesse We have the the voo at 92 votes 92 hate about the food These are all so far. Those are all people with less than a hundred now We go to the people with the big votes, baby. I'm ready. I'm ready. Lay it on me Tied for second place at 133 votes each is both Mr. Ben saint and mr. Munchie Our union continues to this day Our spicy bro pack. I was really sad. I was really sad ben didn't win this one. I was really rooting for ben I voted for ben on all my devices that I could I really did And the undisputed most hated pcp member with 163 votes is Climax we'll never know who is so proud of his accomplishment. Uh, shit. Is he just gone? Is he just dead? You totally cut out there. Just repeat that whole thing. Well, they all heard it, but it's me. Monkey jones. I won Our audience didn't realize with that poll is that you're not allowed to hate any of us. So you're all dead We're gonna kill you all you're all turning into ghosts band You're all going ghost We should have done the second poll so we'd have the other results Maybe this this week we'll do the opposite poll and see how that goes. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Oh wait Wait, wait before we go to questions a ghost question is too is my favorite Movie of all time besides the other ones that I like a lot for a lot of reasons number one Slimer is there number two. There's a sea of slime. There's like a ton of slime Number three they use slime to control the Statue of Liberty much like how I use my influences with slime to Destroy and dismantle local government and slowly take over the country and control women Yeah and control women and blacks and whites, especially white people And uh, you know, I just control everyone you with my with my intense charisma My intense slime based charisma dude, dude fucking the Power Rangers first movie has so much slime in it It was the big giant slime man. I would probably love no, you should definitely watch that slime controls people And it wasn't slime though. It was Our close allies at the very least, you know By the way guys, if you smash centipedes, then you'll get you'll get like a couple exp and you'll get mad slime So fresh all the same as you can reach into your spine and then tear out the centipedes controlling your thoughts Oh god, don't don't don't pull out that Toblerone folks. Leave it alone in there And ghost was just too is also good because like a baby almost dies Fantastic. Um, yes. All right, let's go to our questions. All right. Here we go everybody. Uh, here's number one at Adamu Elfa Asks thoughts on crystal Pepsi. Did you try it? Did you like it? Are you a fan of the concept of clear cola in general love how specific this one is? This is a great question. He's really obsessed with he wants this discussed I love the idea of crystal Pepsi of cola that is clear. I think it's the coolest thing in the world Isn't that what seven up in the sprite are? Well, those aren't cola. Those are uh, like fruit fruit drinks instead. You know, okay It's bad. I've never tried crystal Pepsi, but I would love to is does have a different flavor. Is it the same thing? It's gotta taste different, right? Yeah, have any of us actually tried this does anyone try crystal? I have not None of us have oh, this is just wait wait No, I'm I haven't tried it But I would say to this person who asked this question check out the examined life of gaming youtube channel He makes he makes reviews of sodas. He's called is called the new do review I think he tried crystal pepsi in a recent video like it was a like a new Thing, I don't know and he tried it and he reviewed it he reviews sodas and and and video games and you might like What he has to say pretty great Fantastic, he's got a place to go for his crystal pepsi fandom. All right While I have never tried crystal pepsi I have about you know, I would say about 48 bottles here All blessed by a priest so they're holy Holy water and is this what you use instead of actual crystals because you can't afford them Yeah, yeah, I can't afford the actual crystals They're too hard to mine from africa and I don't want to wind up dead in a ditch trying to get them So I might as well, you know, there's a bite ton of crystal pepsi. I mean it has crystal in the name So, you know, it's probably the same properties. Yeah So I just pour that all over my body when I'm trying to get an extra boost. It's good plan. Good plan. Yeah Um, okay, here we go. We're questions from the world's greatest Procrastinator's fan artist is at jane morrow asks Do you guys like jade morrow? Yeah, what did I say they say jay? You said jane. I said Why would I say jane? Oh, I fucked okay. I'm sorry jade. I love your work jade at jade morrow Says do you guys like camping slash hiking? Who's there's a camp? No, no, are we all city boys? We all city slickers in here. I have camped I have camped a couple times Uh, quite a few times in a tent and in shit and I do love I do love a big old If I see a hill and I got some shoes and they're not wet shoes and they're like good walking shoes I will climb all the way to the top of that hill and then all the way back down and be like, oh I don't know why I did that but I like it So so I love hiking. Um, it's it's fun because I just you know, it's it's good. So I I guess I do Yeah, I don't mind going for a nice little nature hike or to go exploring but there's there's no excuse to ever Sleep anywhere other than my comfy bed. Why would I want to sleep outside in the dirt? It's it's pretty not good, but um, I I appreciate the the feeling of waking up in Really early to to the birdsong and the the coal there and it's like, oh, yeah. Yeah early man I'm I'm like coming out of my cave and with my sticks and stones I'm gonna build build build my life. Let me tell you guys I was in the Boy Scouts for a thousand years eagle scout represent and I did a thousand camping trips Did a thousand hikes mountain climbing skiing all that kind of shit. Uh, I love camping I think camping is super fucking fun The only thing that's kind of a pain is you kind of got like puts time time aside for it But I I mean, I'll take any excuse I can get to get out of nature because I just don't Experience it whatsoever. I fucking love going camping and then sleeping in there I mean, I'm a guy who can sleep anywhere pretty comfortably. So like the whole sleeping thing is never a problem for me I don't mind the kind of fuck bugs. I don't mind. I like setting up my tent I like cooking outdoors on my grill. I fucking love everything about it I haven't done all that sort of like like Intense like doing everything yourself sort of thing because when I go camping It's like with a big camp troop. Like I said, that's yeah goonery thing I was talking about they have like a they have a kitchen tent and they make breakfast for everyone And you have patrol tents and and and stuff we just sit down You can just you know, play with a rubik's cube while you wait for the next activity or something But like literally going on a quest into the wilderness and living off like a cans of beans I'm not sure I could do that. But I do that without going into the woods The bean boy. Yeah, okay When I was a little kid uh for like school you had to like go on a camping trip like that was like There was like a camping trip a week that everyone went to a camp and uh One of the many misadventures I had the most interesting one was uh, I There was like a sculpture class where you got like a rock and you were supposed to mold it into you know something I got a twig. I got some tape and I just made a hammer and I threatened to kill anyone who uh Well, that's sick dog Let's go to jade's other question here Hair goals. She simply states hair goals question mark in one word. Who's got hair goals Gabe, do you have any hair you're a hair guy? What are your goals? I have hair on my head I my goals are to keep it long until it starts thinning too much and then shaving it all off because I don't want to Be like a bolding guy. I just want to go straight from having long hair to being bold I don't want to be a big change that's gross transformation Yeah, and then when I'm like got no hair. I'm gonna grow my beard out. So I'm gonna be like opposite I'm gonna have a big beard big bushy beard and that's gonna be like my hair. Just you know swirled round That's what happened. It's like it's like a 3d model that just sort of glitched out the hair bit When gib gets old losing his hair. He like a 3d model. Okay, that's uh, that's enough of that. Yeah, that's a good song He'll become hyzenberg. Yeah. Yeah, anyone else have hair goals. I got none. I'm just gonna do exactly what I'm doing It's fine. I don't I I want to get better facial hair. I've tried product It doesn't work. My face is perpetually broken and it really pisses me off every time I see gib's glorious beard I just want to like cut it off and tape it on my face and pretend you and me. That's the best I'll ever get It sucks. I hate it Ah, you know, I totally I totally forgot about that But yeah, I can't grow a decent beard. So one day when I'm an old-ass man I want a big dumbling door beard. That'd be sick. I want that now if I could go full gendalf now I would like not even I could potentially get a dumbledore beard. Oh my god. I hate you Yeah, I could one of those 16 people who voted it was me. It was me. I voted because you had the beard And like if we get to get soup in it and twigs and it'd be hair horrible. Hairable Fuck you I want to look exactly like steven sugar besides the beard part Is that rebecca sugar's husband? Yeah, uh, brother, but close enough Hey, I've got a question Yeah from at bottle cape and I really wish jess was here because he has the best answer But we'll do it without him. What do you think of your audiences and what do you think of each other's? Uh-oh Well, I think um my audience Uh, the give and take audience is like they're nice people that you know, I like them They're good. They're nice and the hypocrite audience is like people who are they don't really know anything, but Like they're not dumb But they're just sort of like oblivious to the internet as a whole and I'm like, well, you know you stumbled upon this because you you're you know, you the the the youtube algorithm gave you my video because you're english And uh, you also clicked on it because it's like something you know So I got a lot of english fans who don't really know the internet very well But uh, yeah, they're cool. You got a lot of uh, you got a lot of like mary poppins who are like, what's this computer box? I'll try to click on it and watch the game reviews. Oh, these are so silly children. Exactly Yes, look at the look it's uh, you're if you look at your demographics It's like male female and then mary poppins is is a third part of that. Yeah, epic joke. Okay Let me see monkey your audience is full of misogynistic racist bigoted pieces of shit They're the worst people because they follow their leader. They know they know what you want and they follow suit you You know, no, no, no, if any if anybody here has an audience full of leader followers It's literally everybody, but me you think I look on any of your guys's videos It's it's an 80% like ratio to the views every comment is oh man. I love you I can't wait to buy one of your fucking stupid mugs even though the month was over. Oh You go to my channel. It's like almost no likes like it's probably 20 likes for the views and every fucking top comment is Hey, monkey. Fuck you Yeah, hey, monkey Yeah, I know I mean I encourage it But I'm not gonna say that they're following the leader as opposed to your fucking your drones and your audience is over there Your audience is is they suck your dick way too hard. I don't get it The thing with my audience it's it's developing a bit like jesse's where like Like the only thing I do is shit on them and tell them that they're gay But I also give them like life advice so they it's like a it's like a push pull going on there And I think it makes they it endears myself to them. You know, I think there's some of that going on which is good Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, and I feel the same way about myself like when I see someone who's got really great content I'm like, yeah, I'm on board with this guy. I want to be like them Of course I'm mostly over doing that because I've been on youtube for a while now and uh, like that's that was with john tron And then uh, oh boy, then I turns out he's a goddamn bigot a goddamn racist And uh, no, I all that matters that his content's boring. That's the only guy's uh seen the rumors that he's working at bed bath in beyond now That can't be true. What? He keeps posting pictures of products at bed bath in beyond but he's behind the register I'm gonna go check this out. I don't believe that he's got three million subscribers for fuck's sake. All he has to do is just make That would be unfortunate, but also I That's actually kind of sad. I think I was about to think like, oh, that's funny. He's following on hard times wait That's kind of sad. That is kind of sad. I don't believe it. I don't I do not believe it How is he making money? Tommy hasn't made a video in three months. Okay. I was I was actually looking this up the other day I heard he makes like that money I heard he makes like $25,000 per video that might be a totally made up number But like with spot he does a lot of like ad stuff and sponsorship and he gets paid A substantial amount per video that he does as I understand it. I mean that's made up number Talking about john tron. Fuck that guy. He's gay Yeah, I mean really the only thing I care about is he doesn't make good content anymore So I don't care. So fuck that guy. He's my my audience to go back to that Is like small and cult like and very devout and very like superstitious And he's manipulated and just you're describing half of the pcp audience. I mean, there's a lot of overlap there You know a lot of overlap Yeah, when they say there's a new arm retrieval they're like Yes And that's that's been like on hold for a while now. So I hope they're uh, happy I am unironically one of those types Um for red media. That's dude. I'm uh, I'm the biggest Yeah, it's pretty great. I love them all. They're a little bit too meme-y for my taste which may sound funny But you know, I'm not I'm not I'm I Contrary to popular belief. I'm not the biggest meme guy I think I think they're fine But I'm not I'm not the biggest meme guy Hillary I love you No, uh, mum. Can you I'm sorry munchie. Can you just do me a favor? Can you give us a quick average value? You know, don't acknowledge it. Uh, if you What what's what would you say is the average christ consciousness of your audience? You know as as a whole What would you put that? Pretty low pretty low. No, they got some work to do one or two Okay, okay, so maybe you know like level one or two. Yeah Uh, there's probably like a few fours in there All right, you guys like like a you know high five to a low six. Okay. Good. All right. Not bad Well, cool. Um, how about you tom? What do you think about your audience? Mm-hmm. Yeah, they got pretty mad at you That seems to be the way to go You just need to be more potent tom. You're not potent You know, I've really been thinking about it and I've come to the conclusion that um, what's the the benevolent Fuck what's it? It's like the benevolent dictator is really the best kind of system of government You can hope for and I've elected myself to this office. So I'm going to use my Yeah, that's of course, of course so I'm going to use my my objectively best ideas and create a cult like falling around myself and and make And indoctrinate them with the best ideas. They'll just be sheep, you know They'll just be doing exactly what I tell them But little do they know I have their best interest in mind as well as the world and that's how it's going to go And it's going to work out great I don't really want to get into a big thing, but Every time I see like people saying you're like literally like god and then like this doesn't happen to jesse Well, you know like similar sort of things. I'm like Why don't people do that to me and then I see on my videos they do kind of do that to me And I just realize that I look at other people's comments on their videos more than I look at my own because I don't make any fucking videos Yeah, you know that's why I don't have like a fan base. I have like a couple people who are pcp fans on their occasion They're like, oh, yeah, Gibb's cool. Yeah, I like you Gibb stuff And then you know they go back to not having watched any of my videos because there aren't none. Yeah Aw Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah it's It's yeah, I mean it's kind of the it's kind of great kind of great people make pcp fan art You know, it's time. It's time to put the money where your dick is draw this shit I think I think I know they don't needs to Tom needs to be like in a in one of the many double podcasts that we have we need we need a tom Plus a one podcast true me and tom are gonna do a depression suicide podcast. Oh, that's a good one That's a good one. Oh by the way before we get away from the topic I just wanted to say that about the whole like Your audience really giving a shit like I I think that's a consequence of like the audience reacts with strong emotions Too strong emotions like shown in the video and I'm a big like shouty boy And and like you're you're less of that. So like I'm a subtle boy I love your content, but I just think it's kind of like the nature of like people are like, yeah Oh, this guy's yelling. I want to yell my money right into his wallet. You know, that's uh That's that's the way You can do like there's I it's working Like Jesse was always like a big passion guy and people got really passionate into his stuff And like did did you was more of like just like an absurdly prolific guy and people just like felt immersed in his content that like achieves a similar sort of effect and You know if you could find you can do one of those and I think it's a good way to go And I and I'm sort of a chuckle boy. They come on to me. They just chuckle. They just type ha ha And they leave I think another thing more content to Another thing to think about also is that like I'm a diehard red letter media fan But I have never in my life commented on one of their videos So, I mean I think for every good commenter you get there's probably 20 people who love you just as much If not more so but they just they just don't comment because they don't care about typing shit out You know I I comment on like videos with low numbers of comments I guess because I feel like I don't know that it matters more. I guess like I've yeah I also just I'm realizing I've never commented on one of their videos even though I consume everything they make because they're fucking love it so much and um Yeah, that's interesting. I have bought a bunch of their merch though, which I think is telling I was willing to spend money on their shit That's true I think about that like I wouldn't comment on one of their videos because I don't expect them to Read the comments at all. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't think they would ever get anything out of what I would put down So I don't I mean that's why I don't leave comments in general But when it's like, you know one of you and I feel like Well, I could say this on on disc or a discord or whatever But it would make sense for it to be in public so people could see what I'm saying and as well Yeah, I put a comment on there because I know that you would read it or or whoever So, I don't know that makes sense Oh, yeah, oh, that's nice comments are cool When the comments I like or when Nate comments on my yugioh series. Otherwise, I don't give a shit Monkey you forgot you were distracted from the tits you have to go back I commented like every day for like two weeks about that shit By the way, I want to real quick here encourage, you know fan art's great. It's fine It's I like it a lot, but if you make songs or something The fan songs is greater than fan art objectively Most of the time most of the time sure sure. It's cool. I love that shit. I make them So, yeah, fan songs are great any any sort of fan project art is is great You don't have to just be an art guy if anything you can offer is great Anything that you can alter to the alter of munchie. You know those ring remember those far like to worship me I will appreciate those pcp Openings that those guys are making the anime openings for the pcp that were a big while back. Those are great Yeah, it's a great what we we don't have like a remix of our ending theme of the pcp Well, other than the ones you make I'm only orchestra. It's supposed to be Crapping my pants, you know those Yeah, oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. I did that Yeah, somebody made like a I remember now like an orchestrated version It was good. It was good. It was outvoted by me on reddit. Um well I Certainly would have if I had been aware of it. I don't know. We should check though That's true Okay, let's go to uh, let's go to some other questions here. Um, okay. Here's one from at strange cig asks Why is ben saint still alive? I don't know dude. I've I've been worrying. I've been wondering about that question for a long time I've been worrying about that fact for a while. Yeah Wasn't that our two thousand dollar patreon goal was kill ben That's yeah, he's like a starfish you break ben in half you just get two more ben So, you know, I don't really know if we want to go down that road Um, he's trucking along bro. He's trucking along. He's trucking along. He's trucking. Oh my god He's trying to kill it'll it'll be out by now But apparently the word on the street is uh a week ago when this comes out the new fucking nuzlocke ending to his Genocide run is gonna be out tomorrow for when we're recording this. I've been waiting for it I'm the I'm the biggest fan of that in the world. I can't fucking wait Then he could die then he could die that imagine what if that comes out and it's just uh like a hd remake of Of the first nuzlocke you did like the back video gotcha Yeah, that would be uh very interesting Well, I know that it's not because I'm a guest star on the episode. Oh, man. I'm so excited Very hype ben and I had talked a bunch about it because I'd been like, oh ben I want you to do this. I want you to do this on the fucking thing. I've been I've been being a creepy fan of of that nuzlocke um Okay, okay. Here's a last question. We got one more from oh our good buddy, uh the dead minan Exile of itch asks. Oh shit. What are some of the worst jobs you've ever had? I know some of toms. I I don't want to toms Mm-hmm. Yeah Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm Yeah, yeah Okay fair point I Well, I um In between leaving school and going to uni. I had a year where I didn't know what the fuck I was gonna do And I was just depressed and I was forced to work uh volunteer work um To uh by the government because that's how you get So because you're the unemployed or whatever. Um, and I had to Sign an online forum to like tell you people like sign up for this shit. Are you an idiot? You know, I was a young boy I still am really but I typed in uh some I typed in the wrong Uh county and uh, well not county just sort of the wrong sort of area the wrong town And they they sent you know, I sent the forum in online Then they sent me Because I typed the wrong town, uh the commute was like a two-hour bus drive All the way. Yeah. Yeah. I told it before and um working in that place It was like a charity shop and I had to like walk work in the back Shoveling shit and and and deciding what uh, what the the bags of trash that people send in you've got to Sift through it and find stuff and sort it out And um, you know that was boring But that that was at least work a lot of the time I was told to man the store Which meant just standing in the store. There wasn't a there were no seats There wasn't a seat behind the register So I just had to just walk around and and sort of lie on the floor occasionally because my legs hurt Yeah, I've been there and I did that for hours and I didn't like it and I didn't get paid and I ran away at one point You don't get paid for that at work. It was like he had to do it or something. It was it was like Uh The law it was like if you want job seekers allowance if you want grants for not having a job and you're looking for a job You have to do a minimum minimum of a certain like a Like three four days of volunteer work a week Yeah Yeah, yeah, so it was it was It was my first real experience of like a nine to five And it was so boring just standing in that shop because nobody really came in and I didn't really sell anything And I was just sort of waiting you know waiting to die I was glad when I just didn't come in And broke the rules Way to go dude, excellent Uh, my hardest job that I ever worked was not Going was never not having I'd never had a job before that was the hardest part Just a wee lad a wee lad One day I'll put you to work boy. I'll put that butt to work. Oh, no Yeah, don't get out your bell. Munchie. Munchie for for you Specifically as since you're a school man Did you did you ever have like a terrible homework that you just hated so much? Um, literally every single homework Homework is the work. I would rather go to school all day Like like for like for like 12 hour school days than do a single piece of homework. Okay. Just imagine being Yeah, but homework is fucking retarded Yeah Yeah, yeah I I used to try I used to try like when I first got into secondary school. I used to try Um thinking all right. I got to get on top of this homework I I've hated homework all through primary school this time I'm gonna do the homework before I come before I walk home because I walked home every day and So, you know the first few days I managed to do the stupid homework which is draw a page and Some words and then I drew that And wrote some shit and then I went home and then, you know, obviously homework gets more and more and more and I was like, you know It just sort of it became impossible to do it before I went home because it would have been like, oh, yeah Just stay at school for two hours and have no friends You know, I I yeah, I hear you. Um, I've had some shitty jobs myself over the years Uh, I worked at Best Buy for a while. That wasn't like that bad, but it was like retail And I hate I fucking hate pushing things on people Uh, not uh downvoted. Um, I worked at several pizza place I worked at Papa Geno's which is like a chain in Massachusetts in like the northeast region Oh, yeah, nothing's nothing beats Papa Geno's besides an all out race war I I'm actually I love Papa Gio's pizza. God. I would kill for some. Um It's so thin. It's the thin. It's delicious. Okay, uh, I know I know Gibbs very concerned about that I uh worked at like another piece of place that was like a mom and pop one that was It was okay. It was kind of shitty. Uh, I I worked a bunch of like temp jobs Like after I you know in the last like four years when I was like doing stuff when I was doing pony stuff I worked at like, um, just like a temp agency being hired for various jobs. It was never very good at them Oh, it was all garbage. Did you demand they call you keg? Of course Okay, I'll just uh, let me wrap up my point I just wanted to say that like about my current job So my current job is not like the worst job in terms of like the hardest or, um Uh, I don't know any of that shit, but like what makes it a unique challenge is like it's a it's a real It's a real job. Like I'm a member of a team Working on shit and like there are expectations of me So like when there's work to be done, it has to get done Nothing else matters like there is no excuses to like not do your shit If you got to spend an entire weekend working on something to get it fucking working for the monday morning meeting That's how you're spending your weekend now Um, and that's exactly what I have to do this weekend And is what I will be doing as soon as we're done fucking recording this I have to fucking finish this program It probably won't even be used in the end, but I literally That's what I'm getting. Yeah, that's like part of what I get paid for though That like I'm basically on call that I have to just do Whatever it doesn't happen most of the time But sometimes it does and when it does is the worst and interferes with the things I actually want to be doing with my life, but okay, whatever that's enough of that job Clean job and don't get on patreon either. Just go away. I'll just die. Yeah patreon.com slash best guy ever people set me free Okay, uh next is uh, uh, what we say in time. What was your uh horrific nightmare job? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool Yeah Cool at that point tell them to fuck off. Yeah, that's too much. So how long did you do it for just two weeks? Oh What the fuck these people didn't know what the fuck they're doing. Yeah, that's uh What the fuck? Okay, well cool dope Well, I didn't monkey have anything to say. Yeah monkey. What do you know? He didn't Worst job I've ever had is um once every week or two I get on this fucking podcast fully these autistic little faggots Yeah, I I I pretend to put up with their stupid bullshit for like an hour and a half And then I get paid like what 20 bucks for it. Oh whoop dee dee. What a great fucking gig kill me 20 bucks for an hour ain't bad. Okay. Well, um, uh Fuck what was I gonna say? Something important. I don't fucking know whatever I give up. Uh subscribe to monkey jones. Yeah, that's that's the thing to do Do that Uh, I guess I'm done subscribe to monkey jones. Hey. Yeah. I just couldn't think of my own name shout out to Shout out to everybody who's question. I didn't read your questions were garbage. That's why I didn't read them So, uh, keep working guys keep working on that shit to ghosts Shout out to ghosts. Yeah Yo, Danny Fentany was just 14 when his parents got a very strange machine. It was designed to view world on scene He's gonna catch them all because he's Danny Phantom. Yeah that You will remember my name And don't forget to go on the patreon and join the exclusive discord server. Tom didn't even know it was a thing even though He should have That's the well, we'll give you a link. Yeah, we'll give you one Uh, so my body is now your communion ghost. Please use me as you wish Be a patron go to go to patreon.com slash uh the the procrast news. Yeah, that's right And uh, if you join the patreon lounge and you will become a ghost in due time And you'll be I go part of my ghost harem do that and and pledge $5 and you'll get access to the bonus episodes Including the one that we're gonna do after this shit. So that'll get ready everybody get ready Also go on twitter and tell patreon that their new logo is shit. It's really funny. They love it when you do that Yeah, that's a good idea. If they respond to that shit at all. Have they said anything about it? Are they freaking out? I hope they're crying. I hope they're upset Oh my god, yeah Dude I want that fucking pr rep lady to like respond to those the fuck you that goddamn idiot. She's so much shit I think if they actually be all cheeky and coy with it, I'd prefer that to them like being sincerely like that Like if they're being sarcastic, like, oh, I love a fucking logo you prick. If they're like that, then I'm like, okay They have like a soul But I still hate you. Yeah Go back. We have to go back haran hashtag. We have to go back to pcp. Oh the old logo was so good. I mean pod Yeah, whatever We're still gonna use that goddamn thing. It's going it's going to exist. I'm going to sell it Whether I like let's make that show like it or not No, we have not it's not been done yet. I know we're letting it slip away Uh, we have to do it like immediately. So we need to fucking do this shit Okay, uh, uh things are happening folks We're gonna get on this shit. Hopefully we'll have some updates. Oh wait, wait, someone else did a question. Um Shit, no, just let it out. No, okay. This was just relevant. This was just like somebody added a question I'm sorry. I can't find it, but they just asked like, hey, what's the status with the uh, the itunes I just want to let everybody know like the itunes thing. Okay, so we've had a couple issues There's been some problems getting it set up. It's entirely on me I just have hadn't had the time because I because of me and maven shit to fix it So itunes is coming someday soon. So just just, you know, stick around it'll it'll happen at some point There you go. Okay. That's the end. Thanks for the list everybody. Give what's up? No, no, we'll say goodbye, but we need to I need to sync Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll we'll say before we end. Okay. Thanks for this everybody. We'll see you next time Make sure you send more questions. Use the hashtag hashtag