"Up at Noon" covers the biggest stories of the first day of E3. From Microsoft to Sony to EA to Ubisoft, we're literally covering every topic that was a topic today. Except the things we didn't have time to write jokes about or we missed. Oh no! We missed so much!
Tune in the rest of E3 for more jokes about the biggest, weirdest video game event of the year. It might also be some sort of dub step music festival. There is so much dub step. Even if you're John Dub Step, the guy who invented dub step, you'd probably visit E3 and go, "Whoa. Way too much dub step."