Salutations, and welcome to /sp/s guide on how to post constructively on /sp/.
1. Please refrain from knowing about sports.
2. Bog Sim him sargon.
4. Handegg a shit.
5. It's G, not Jay.
6. If an EPL general exists on the front page, make a new one anyway.
7. That feel when you miss old /sp/ trips.
8. Anime belongs in the trash.
9. TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES!!!
Finally, remember that feel when no girlfriend is one we all must feel.