 It's so stupid as positively brilliant Yep Shalameen to God. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast in this week episode is brought to you by Squarespace Okay, from web sites and online stores the marketing tools and analytics Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business They are no hidden fees of price hikes and all websites are optimized for mobile and it's so simple start with a design template and use drag-and-drop tool to make it your own, head to squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Now let's start this show. Why are you trying to put this mic in my mouth, Andrew Schultz? Whoa, whoa, dude. You know, right before we were looking at this, he was showing me dick prints. You know, you started with the dick prints. That is a lie. You know, you started like, yo, you got to see stylebender's meat. Stylebender had put out the fatty, bro. Say what it, listen, you got to hype to fight. The fight is this Saturday, and he put the hog on Instagram. Oh, he's fighting this weekend? He's fighting this weekend. He's fighting Marimba Tory this weekend, and he put the hog on Instagram. He knows how, listen, you drop the nudes when you got a project coming out. You see how the rappers do. Yeah, why does it feel like you just fought? He did fight Jan Blahovic. He went up and wait to challenge for the title. Great name to segue into after you're talking about dick. Blahovic. I need, I need Jan Blahovic. But I'm just saying, I think that that's great PR. You're putting the dick out there. I showed you it. You said you weren't impressed. Wasn't impressed? I got that. Charlamagne, be honest. Oh, I got that. That's how I look in briefs. I got that. I looked my guy Izzy, but I got that. Charlamagne, be honest, bro. I got that. No, no, no, no, bro. Bro, I got that. Bro, bro, bro, bro. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Bro, I got that. Bro, bro, bro, bro. And I'm a grow, I'm a grow and not a show, but I got that. Charlamagne, be honest, bro. I got that. You got, you got a little meat, bro. No, my meat looks like me. It's Lou. And nobody says Charlamagne is huge. Charlamagne, that guy is. No, I'm like compact. Like sawed off shotgun. You got a compact meat. I mean, listen, my meat looks like me. It looks like me if I was a dick. OK. No, no, no. What? So why is that one? Why is that one? Because you had to imagine him being a dick. I didn't kind of see it, though. What do you mean? Stop thinking about his dick, yo. Hey, that's if he was bald, he wouldn't be like a dick. Yo, if you just like tilted your head back like me. Wax his head, tail his hair. Yeah, but is that gay to look at a guy's dick print amongst your boys? That's gay? No, no, why is that gay? In the world. That's not competitive. It is, but in the words of Riley Freeman, ain't that wrong being gay? Everybody's a little gay. Who said that? Riley Freeman from the boondocks. How are you going to bring that up on T.G. Jakes' birthday or whatever his name is? It is. Happy boonday, T.D. Jakes. T.D. Jakes, bro. The goat. But in all seriousness, I don't know if that's exactly gay. I think it's competition. You want to know where you stand with other dudes meet. So didn't you want to know, like, we were just shadow boxing, Wax. You want to make sure that you were better than me a shadow boxer, so we shadow box. We have a dick box, but we. I'm happy. Sword fight. It would be a sword fight. We have a sword fight. See, the thing is with fighting, you could actually get better or something. With your meat, that's what God gave you. That's why it's terrifying. Just exercise as you can do. What exercise can you do? You can do the little tug thing. When you tug it, you grab it. I've been tugging on my meat since I was 12 years old. I put a weight on it and string. Got a hernia. I do think the penis enlargement pills work, but only if you believe. You got to believe. You want your dick to get bigger? Because that's all the pills do. You don't have somebody to give you like a rock and they're like, yo, this is a lucky rock. Placebo. Hold on to it. Placebo. Perception, baby. Yeah, it's like your stones are hugging. That's true. Pills probably give you a better vision or magnify your vision. No, it's like it's literally like when are you there, God? It's me, Margaret, when they was like, I must, I must, I must increase my bus. It's the same thing. You just got to believe. You want your dick to get bigger? Candy man, candy man. Loose weight. Definitely lose weight. Like there are a lot of fat people out there that can have a big dick. Shave your hair. That's perception, though. Loose weight is perception, too, though. It's perception, too. But you're going to reduce the background so your dick's going to look bigger against what it used to be. With that said, go look at me, stand in the next to Serge Bakker. OK. Look how big Serge looks. OK. And then look how I look. Yeah. And then imagine me as my dick. And then that's how my dick looks on my body. There's too much imagining going on for me right now. I don't know how to do all that imagining. I have to imagine Serge. I have to imagine you. OK, well. I just don't know. You thought that it was potentially gay, but we're all having fun. It was kind of like what girls do. It was like, what girls do? Girls will look at other girls and be like, oh, that's a filter. That's this. I agree. You started bringing out dick pics from like back in the day. I did not start bringing out dick pics. All I simply told you was I've seen better prints. Did you not bring up J.R. Smith twice? I didn't do that. You brought up J.R. Smith twice? Yo, yo. That never happened. He brought up J.R. Smith in sweatpants, right? Oh, so you wanted to bring this up. We all have the real problem. Unbelievable. You brought up J.R. Smith in sweatpants. I was like, nah, bro, that's his phone. He's pulling his sweatpants away. He goes, I bet. He brings up J.R. Smith in slacks. He goes, nah. If your dick is tugging on slacks, you got a real dangling on you like, this is true. And then you showed the game. I didn't. By the way, you know they got eggplant sweats. Isaac Hayes, you told me that they would send me some eggplant sweats. I'd never got them. Remember I said I wanted to do eggplant sweats? No? They're actual things. Unbelievable. They would have mail them to me. I'm waiting on my eggplant sweats. I bought you a pair of DMs and me about the egg. I'm like, I don't want these shit. I didn't hit DM them. Bro, it's summertime. Send me the eggplant sweats, bro. You shouldn't be wearing sweats in the summertime. Why not? It's hot. You wear sweats in a t-shirt. Yeah, it's chillin'. Yeah, I don't think sweats are that hot. I just know it. You stay home. Send me the eggplant sweats. I want them, bro. But there's nothing wrong with that. You just, you know, I didn't do any of that, that's what you said. What do you mean you didn't do any of that? I didn't do any of that. You just made this whole story up. It was entertaining, though. Give me your phone. Let's just see what the last searches are. Let's see what the last searches are in Google. The game meat. That's what you put in the top. The game meat, bro. I was talking about deer. I was talking about elk. All right. You and Rogan going hunting. Listen, we saw the fight this weekend. Yes. We've been talking about the fight for weeks and weeks on this podcast. Yes. Let's hear some takes. Yeah, listen, I'm the biggest Floyd fan in the universe. I've said on this podcast and many other podcasts that I think he's the greatest great in history meaning that he was so good at boxing, that he was better at boxing than other people have been at science, right? He's been the most expert at a single thing in history. That's how amazing I think he was in boxing. Yeah, I think he's. I've been the biggest Floyd fan. He's a master. I mean, yeah, yeah, but I think it's a lot of masters of crafts, but he definitely is a master. I think he's the most masterful of any craft in history. I do believe that. And the greatest great at quarterback? Better, better. Brady's lost. He lost. Brady's lost. I mean, like Floyd has it. So I'm saying this as someone who is unobjective about their love for Floyd and the love of boxing. I love Floyd. People are cabin right now because before this fight, everybody was like, yo, Floyd's about to fuck him up. He's going to TKO him. He's going to KO him. He's going to get it. I know he's an idiot. I'm not saying you guys had that, but I'm just saying that's what the conversation was. I mean, before Deezus and Mero did a hilarious job on the on the show time, they were great. They Deezus was like, yo, he's going to catch a body tonight. Mero's like, he's spinning road, looking his head off of his shoulder, blah, blah. Everybody thought he was fucking him up. That's what Twitter was saying. That's what everybody. He didn't do it. And now the conversation is, well, I mean, he's just supposed to win on points. He's supposed to win a decision. He always did that though. But that was what he always did against professional boxers who were elite in the world. Not someone who just started three years ago. Now people talk about, oh, there's weight divisions in boxing for a reason. They're saying what Logan said. Everybody's cabin for Floyd. Why can't you just be honest that you really wanted Logan to get his ass beat because you either don't like Logan or you don't like Jake Paul. So you're like, well, at least his brother could get his ass beat and it didn't happen. And now you're making excuses. People are doing a fake conspiracy where they're saying that Floyd knocked out Logan and then held him up so he didn't get knocked down so the fight don't get around. I'm like, yeah, yeah, no, it's not true. It's like, that's how bad people want to believe this shit. I, what I saw is exactly what I thought was going to happen. Really? Yes. I was like, all I kept saying is Floyd is going to embarrass him. And I don't think he was going to talk about it. I think Floyd was embarrassing. I don't see how y'all say that. That was embarrassing. Floyd is embarrassed. Like, that's the most embarrassed person in that ring should be Floyd, man. I don't see why not. It is embarrassing. And if I was Floyd, I wouldn't be making no excuses and nobody would know why he didn't say it. You know, LeBron's supposed to be dunking all over everybody. Yo, imagine I play LeBron. Imagine I play LeBron over you. Yeah. And he don't dunk on me. He's not supposed to 8'10". Exactly. He barely beats me. You know what I mean? Like, what are y'all talking about? He didn't barely beat him in points but he didn't knock him out. But, oh boy, he should have knocked him out. He should have knocked him out. Floyd threw 200 and I think 28 punches and landed 27. He had 13% landing. Yeah. Floyd threw 104 and hit him like 47. But we know more precisely. That's what he normally does. That's what I'm saying. Like, what did y'all see? I didn't see. So, Floyd is supposed to do the normal numbers he regularly does against a guy who started boxing three years ago? Floyd doesn't knock anybody out ever. No, but those are his normal punches. I know that. But his last professional knockout was Victor Ortiz. Victor Ortiz. Yeah. He knocked out the kid in the exhibition. So, he finished. Yes, it was TKO. Same thing. Yeah. But Victor Ortiz was the knockout and then he knocked out the exhibition guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he knocked him out. Knocked him down like three times. Connor was the TKO. That's what he's supposed to do to a guy who started boxing three years ago. But what about a guy six foot four? Now he's tall. Now he weighs more. Now there's all the cops. I never expected Floyd to knock him out. Not me neither. I was more afraid of this guy hitting Floyd with something big. Which is stupid. No, no. No, it's not stupid. What you mean? I know you're shy. Come on, now listen. We saw the fight. If we want to be honest. He landed 21 punches. If we want to be honest, the hardest punch that was laying in that fight, my hardest, I mean, the most effective punch that was landing in that fight in terms of hurting somebody was by Logan. Yeah. Logan landed. Boom, boom. Yup. The over-the-top right. And he hurt Floyd. So why is there a video that you just mentioned that looks like. You're killing us. You're killing us. You're killing us. You're killing us. Right. So it's all clearly done. I was him tired. That was him tired. Oh my gosh. Floyd, big in a nice gut shot, though. He did. I've seen that. That's all Floyd was doing. Floyd was in there playing. He did exactly what I thought he was going to do. Maybe when he should have been ! He should have taken a little bit more. He was. Show him how to walk him to the league. No, that's what he should have did. You know what he was? Floyd was in there being conservative. Floyd was not willing to take the risk and that's why he didn't get hit. But he was not willing to stay in there and trade and get hit because. Why would he? Of course not. He's fighting the guy who just started boxing three years ago. And he's fighting a guy that's six foot five and outweighs him by 40 pounds. Yo, yo, yo. How tall is he gonna get throughout the podcast? Yo, he was seven feet. He was seven feet. It's like, this is what's happening on the internet. Y'all making shit up. I know, I told Waxness for weeks. He was in here. I'm like, Wax is like, he's big and he's strong. And it takes one-popping. I'm like, he's not gonna touch Floyd. I didn't say he's big and strong. I said he's big and strong. That's exactly what you said. Yo, he's big and afloat. The only person to be consistent about this shit has been Wax because he also feels like he could beat up Floyd. Floyd would do exactly what he did to Logan to Wax. Worse, listen. You're bugging. Wax, we get tired of her. I know that. Yo, listen. Yo, Logan's cardio is impressive. Wax would not like it. You know what I would do to Logan? What? I would destroy Logan. I would destroy Floyd. You bugger. Number one. Listen, put me up. Listen, put me up. Right now, you're bugging. Right now, let me be on the island. Right now, we're bugging. You start as much. Wait. What happened? Why y'all let him do it? Listen, I'm going to tell you this real quick. If I train, listen, you tell me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're on your bed. He was never staying up for weeks. You're on your bed. I always say, if I train. Yo, I would train. Why would not? Listen, I'm an athlete. I always train for all my things, and I always was the man. Now would it be trained? Listen, now would it be trained? I always show up to all my fears. Was he saying anything about training prior? Listen, for right now, for one round, anybody pulling them up against me, I'm down. Yo, look, just like Logan at the end. Pull up to the end of the first round. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, somebody wanting to go get in there right now. Yo, oh, God, the 30 seconds in the elevator. Yo, in the bathroom. Yo, 30 seconds in the bathroom. You're on the floor, so it's slippery. And can't nobody get that grip. I'm fucking up anybody. Listen, pull up the first round, the end of the first round, Logan went for it. All right, but guess what? And he looked stupid as fuck. That's how wax would look. You tell me, I look like that? You think I box like that? What's wrong with you? You don't box, that's my point. No, no, no, I would say this. I would destroy every single box you talk in the box. I shadow box with wax just outside here. Now, I'm no fucking boxer, okay? But I've logged a bunch of hours in the ring and I've been training for a while, okay? What wax is, is incredibly fast for his size. Now you can do it with me. And his hand speed is incredibly good. So he's kind of unorthodox in his technique. No, it's Logan. No, it's not. I would destroy that guy. A guy who's waxed his size in boxes, and I'm being honest with you, a guy who's waxed his size in boxes is gonna be able to take advantage of wax. But a guy who is, what? Yes, yes, yes. I will destroy, I swear. I've been waiting for somebody. No, you're not. I'm just waiting on you. We're gonna do this in a closed environment this our size. That's it. This very waxed embarrass me. Are you serious? Yes! These guys are skill boxed. Listen, what Floyd did in that ring, right? You know what he sounds like? It's like, do you think we're good at what we do for a living? Like, you think they're like, anybody can do it. You sound like Andrew Sandy can do heart surgery. That's something better than that. No, no, I can do heart surgery. If he got a U2, he probably could do it. That's, I'm trying to tell you what the fuck I actually really do. When you agreeing with waxed out. Yo, yo, but here's the thing. Here's the thing, out. Here's the thing, out. I'm sorry. Out, out, here's the thing. I ain't say I'm the best heart surgeon ever, but you can do what I say. I might drop the scalpel in you, chef. You know, not all the suture's gonna be perfect, but I can do it if we're on an island, if you need a new heart. You know how many cabinets have mad different tools after? I mean, it's up. That's what I'm saying. What? What? Did he say captains? Captains. You know how you should put a cabinet drawer together to have mad different parts after, but it's up? You know the drawer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Boxley, what I loved about the fight on Sunday. I don't know what's going on right now. What I loved about the fight on Sunday, and this is how we know we're all caught up in the hype. Floyd Mayweather did exactly what he's been doing to every fighter that we've seen him fight over the past 10 years, and he did it to somebody three, four times his size. And he beat him up. Three, four times his size. He beat Logan up. He did, he did, he did. He did, he chipped him up. I wouldn't y'all look like him. He didn't beat him up enough. He didn't knock him down. He didn't TKO him. The fight just went, he let Logan wrap him up, and this was the most hilarious thing about it. And I love Floyd. Don't give me no, I love Floyd. I'm the biggest Floyd apologist. People hate on me for how much I love Floyd, but Floyd complaining about Logan holding is the most hilarious thing. Because Floyd spent most of his career wrapping motherfuckers up smart for a good reason. He was smart to do it. But guess what? It's more because he was tired. It wasn't because he wasn't going to be him. Logan was exhausted. He was dressed in sweat after the second round. But what if he wasn't? He would have beat him up the whole fight. He didn't touch him the first round. It don't matter. Along with what he did, he would have won every single one of them if he was in shape. He didn't touch him. Yo, Wax kept showing me the video. It don't matter. He didn't go and train. He didn't touch him the first round. It don't matter. If he did that for all those rounds. He wins. He wins. What am I trying to say? What are you talking about, Charlotte? What are you talking about, Charlotte? All right. Yo, is that what? What, what, what, what? He missed every punch. Why are we going to listen to you? You look at dicks on the internet, bro. Charlotte. Yo, you're googling dicks. Listen, he missed every punch. That was the funniest shit to me. It don't matter. He still manhandled him throughout the first round. I saw he did. How? What I did, I saw him manhandling what the fuck before he couldn't do nothing. Wax. You didn't see what he had. I'm going to say he didn't see it. I got to get it out. Let's say his wife probably messed it up, so I don't know. I'm going to say he didn't see it. Oh, that's cute. So what happened the first round? You clearly didn't see the first round. I don't know what you, yo. He literally kept showing me the end of the first round where Logan didn't land a punch. Just swinging all wild and crazy. I wouldn't say that's the best example of what happened in the fight. He said that was manhandling. He didn't touch him. She was just beating him up. He didn't touch him, Wax. It wasn't one punch landed in that flurry. You think that you could beat Tyson Fury? Who that? The heavyweight champion of the world. Man, I wouldn't get a lot at that. You think you could beat him? I don't even know who that is, but yes. So you don't think there's any man that just happens to be technically better than you at boxing? If he is, he the man. And I give it to him. But I definitely. You said your brother has a good chance of beating you sometimes. I mean, listen, because I didn't see him train. I know what he's really trained about. When I think that somebody is doing push-up boxers. If I think somebody is working out, I'm working out. Tyson Fury will kill you in a ring. What the fuck is he lying? Literally, literally, you might die. You might. I'm not even joking. There's a chance you'll die. Pull up my furry. Tyson's the one that beat the shit out of you. I don't care what I'm doing. Pull up my furry. That's his fall for getting beat up. He's a skilled boxer. What, that got to do with anything? You have no hours in the boxing ring. I don't give a fuck about that. I'm a skilled monster. I'm a skilled monster. Everybody in this fucking building, I guarantee I got more knockouts than all y'all put together. Where that boxer is, man? I have more knockouts than you. You're right. I have more knockouts than where this whole building is. I have more knockouts than where I will knockouts. And everybody in this ring, I have a skill. Go walk. We're in Brooklyn. Let's go to Gleason's gym and walk in there and say, I got more knockouts than anybody in this gym. Well, I probably don't, because that's what they do. That's my point. What does it matter about knockouts in this building? I'm trying to say, I'm still a trained fucking monster. This is what the fuck I do. You're talking about street knockouts or ring knockouts? I'm talking about street knockouts, but still at the end of the day, ring knockouts, I bet I have more than that. Boxers embarrass all street fighters. I don't care about that. I'm not a real street fighter. I know what the fuck I'm doing. You don't know that. You can't do that. I can't do what? I can't do none of that stuff they're doing right there. Boom. That's you getting dropped. That's you getting dropped. I can't do what? That's you going night, night. No head movement. Night, night, booty. You wouldn't even see what Tyson's throwing at you, bro. Oh my God. These are guys that throw four and five punch combos. I know. In seconds. No, man. If you put it like this, if you- You only put me against somebody, you're going to see me do the exact same thing to them. Not Tyson Fury. What's wrong with you? Bro, it's crazy. This guy is crazy. Oh, wow. In a boxing ring, you think you can beat Tyson Fury? So, talk about it, talk about it. You think you can beat Tyson Fury in a boxing ring? Yes. Oh my God. I love the confidence, but I'm telling you right now. Bro, it ain't gotta be confidence. I'm guarantee. It's serious conversation. Serious conversation. Raw punching power. Yes. Do you really think you can punch harder than me? Guaranteed. And put it like this. Put it like this. I'm low right now. 250 reps of 225. So I know my punching power is tremendous. You know what I'm saying? Y'all not paying attention. That's like a white power dream. You wouldn't laugh. Around, around. It's a big ball, white dude beating up black guy. Logan Paul, Logan Paul is an athlete. He's been training and works out. He was driched and sweat after the first round. Because he was tired. Meryl said, Meryl goes, there he go twerking again, because during every round. All right, because he came by, he shot his little early. What do you think he would do? What would you? Me and Shultz in the crowd heckling you. Yes. You getting beat wet, you gonna start. Oh. Oh. People gonna see the ball spot, cause the dread's gonna hang down. Cause they gonna be so wet. It's gonna be bad, bro. Pull up the end of the first round. Cause I want, Oh, this just highlights. What's the matter? I'm just. Boxing is just a different sport. I can't just, we got to stop. Pay attention, I don't care. I ain't got nothing to do with me. We have to stop disrespecting this week. I ain't got nothing to do with me. People die in that ring. Yeah, that's cool. They will die. No, literally people die in the ring. I get it. They will definitely die. You think I'm gonna hold my head out for somebody to punch me? So wait, do you think you could fight Mike Tyson? You don't understand head bulls. You think you could beat him? Yes. I love the confidence swag. Like I love the confidence. I feel you're the confidence, but come on Mike. Yeah, like come on. Why do you think he could last even like five rounds? We're talking about in a ring with gloves on. That gotta do with anything. All right, so why don't you box it? Yeah, why don't you make a million? Why are we not out there right now? Why are we not at Gleason? Cause this is ridiculous. What are we doing right here? We could be Don King for you. Like we could be out there Put together all these fights. Why are you making us work so hard? Listen. Yo, son, for real. Fuck. Put up a three round fight and I'll show you something real quick so you'll understand what I'm talking about. We gotta do this. I'm being serious. I gotta hit Gleason, we gotta do this. I'm gonna hit Brian, hit my man Brian in Jersey. Brian, Brian gotta box in here. All right, I'm sure he got somebody for me. And we don't even gotta get somebody waxed eyes. No, no. Anybody willing to go? Anybody willing to go? Any scale boxer willing to go? Yo, if you actually knock that person out, 100% serious. I guarantee you gonna knock him out. Okay, if that actually happens, we could build him up and get a fight. If he goes to a random gym and knocks someone out, we could build him up and get a fight. And I'll pay for the training. Listen, I'll pay for you to train. I'll pay for you to train. Knock him out. Guarantee. Guarantee. That's not like a Charles Barkley guarantee to me. Well, that's his fault. You ain't paying attention. No, you not. Watch boxing. I don't care about that. He told us Logan Paul was, he was, you could have him. Logan Paul wasn't gonna hit one on Floyd Mayweather. I kept telling wax, you don't watch boxing. No, he did. He did land a one-time. He got him and I was dangerous. Listen, my little thing. It was not dangerous. Listen, I love Floyd too. And I didn't want one of our other one legends to go. Nate Robinson is not even a guy who played basketball before right now. That's when our legend's gone. If Floyd had got knocked out or meamed, that's two of our legends gone. You understand Nate Robinson never boxed. It don't matter. I understand that, but if he had not landed it, that's all we're talking about. I get it, but now Nate Robinson is gone. You know why? Because he went in there with somebody who actually boxes, who actually trains, who actually does this, and he got knocked out. Like most people would in a boxing ring. That's disgusting. I think he's, I think Charlotte's speaking facts. I know. I have to respect the skill. Like, I respect the skill and I respect myself. Y'all not respecting me. That's retarded. We're not paying attention at all. We respect you enough to let you know what you're walking into. I know exactly what I'm walking into. I would never let you get in the ring with Tyson Fury. That's your fault. I'd be like, wax, no, hell no. Why? I wouldn't let you in. No! I wouldn't let you. You don't think that Floyd would lay some... Did you see what Tyson did to Deontay Wilder? That's his fault. So you think you can beat Deontay Wilder? Yes. All right. What's the name of that? Hold on. Taylor. What is that like? Deontay, Deontay will fight you too. Deontay will do it. I don't mind. Deontay will do it. Hey, Deontay, you training for Tyson right now? Yes. Why not? He's barred. Look, he's getting nice size, little sparring match. What's up? Deontay, barren mama. I wasn't like walking through life like this. Like knowing that I could like walk past like 1,000 people and most likely beat the shit out of most of them. Yes. In the regular everyday world, yes. Yes. No, and then I'd be walking a lot of people. In that ring, no. Listen, you gotta understand, I played the end, right? And my coach sit there and be like, oh, give everybody their reports. And I got somebody 6'8", 6'9", 400 pounds, 360 pounds. What the fuck you think I was thinking my brain? What they got to do with boxing? What you think that? These guys are very skilled and very athletic too. These motherfuckers fuck you up. You play football. But I understand that. But at the end of the day, like I'm telling you, I've never, these guys being this size don't mean shit to me. But you play football. It's all about my skill. I know my skill of fighting and throwing my hands. No. But I'm trying to tell you. No. That's like a person who's never played football. No. No, that's not true. It's not what it is. Is there any skill to football? Lot of skill to football. Is it all about angles? Can anybody just go out there and do it? Not just anybody. But I went out there and got on really fast. Caught on really fast. Especially being my size and handling the big guys that I was handling. So why do you- I use my technique and everything. Why do you get football more respect than boxing? Because it's just brutal, man. And it's like- Boxing, is it? Well, you gotta understand. When my position playing D-Line or the D-Line is every single hit is a fight. You see what I'm saying? I'm getting hit by two or three big motherfuckers. 360, 370, 400 pounds. You know what I'm saying? All day long. This is very brutal down there. This is a totally different fight. You don't think boxing is brutal? It is. It is brutal. But down there in them trenches is really brutal. Dude, they got some big monsters down there. They're not even wearing helmets in boxing. Football is fake boxing. These motherfuckers, you imagine getting hit by somebody 10 times bigger than you. These niggas the same size. That's cool. Imagine me going up to somebody in my size in football all day, me and them. Yo, I'm going to get somebody 400 pounds. If Logan Paul would have fought somebody his size with the boxing skill of Floyd Mayweather, he'd still be sleep right now. Yes. He'd still- No, it's not- He would be sleep right now. I get that. He would literally have gotten- He'd be like laid up somewhere. I'm not even joking. If he had fought somebody his size with Floyd's skill- Okay. Floyd landed him amount of money. Here we go. If Muhammad Ali was still alive and in his prime, could he beat you? No, like I said, if I were to train- Oh my God. This is- Listen, if I really train- Listen, if I really train- I'm actually wasting your fucking time, bro. Listen, I'm going to tell you this right now. If I really eat sleep- Eat sleep shit boxing- Yeah, yeah. I'm guarantee I'd be the guarantee number one. So why not do that? Do you see how- All before, I want everybody that's been listening to the podcast for the past two months- No, I'm talking about- Because you were telling me these fucking bombs- He has not been talking- Tyson Fury is not a bomb! I'm not talking about Tyson Fury and the other guy. I'm talking about these fucking Logan guys. Right now, for three rounds, I'll beat the shit out of both of them. Right now, in a couple of weeks of training, you bugging. I beat the shit out of them. Yeah, I'm not even paying attention to you. There's no way you're talking to me like that. There's no way. They have babies to me, bro. I'm telling you. You're not paying attention. Yo, how long do you think you'll last with them? With whom? Anyone and Logan brothers. How many rounds do you think? If y'all thought Logan looked good against Floyd, they're boxing now, dude. These guys who look my ass, I'm not boxing or doing anything like that. Well, I would be as probably even worse. And I guarantee you, I will beat the shit out of them for three rounds. Listen, you give me three rounds. I'm not worrying about them. Logan, what's up? Oh my God. No rooting for a white man this much in my life. Logan, where are you? No, it's Jake. No, I'll take you to one at this point. Paul, I need a Paul. Listen, I'm down. I'm down. Let's get it in. Let's get a couple of rounds and I'll show y'all what time it is. I don't know. I feel like I just respect the craft. I respect the craft too. Like I said, if I go in there and really train each sleep shit football or training in anything, I always became the man in anything that I did. Regardless, like I said, I was one of the smallest guys. I was 245, I got to 260 when I played D-Line. You know what type of motherfuckers I always had to go to? I had to train and get to the right thing. I always know how to beat these motherfuckers up. Y'all got something. One thing this fight has shown Wax. What's up? Is he has to train. But listen, I get it. No, you did not get it before. Before you was like, Logan was going knock him out. Logan was going hit him. I'm like, he's not supposed to touch him. Listen, I don't want one of our legends going. Hit him with one of these punches. I said if you watch boxing, you would not have that. He got hit though, bro. That shit could have fucked him up. No. We got muscle in his face, he could grow up. No. How about this? I'll say this. If you trained. Yes. In boxing. He sleeps on boxing. Yes. How long? I'm not exactly. OK. Yeah, when everybody else gets, it all depends on who I'm about to fight. Alex always tells me, he's like, bro, you should just box. It all depends on who I'm about to fight. You've had my experience boxing. You should just do one of these fucking fights, whatever like that. And I always say to Alex, it would take so much time for me to prepare for it. It would take minimum. But you guys can't play. Minimum? Half your minimum doing nothing else. I'd have to. Even if I was to do the podcast, like I couldn't be on the road. I couldn't do half a year just to get. You got to give your life to it. That's what that's the only reason why I'm like I do three. I dedicate that much time. And that's just for me. Yes. It's impressive to be honest with both of those that the Paul brothers could do all their other shit and training for them. I just know for me, I'd have to only do that. So but if I only did do that, I have confidence that I could compete with guys that are not the professional level guys. I could compete with entertainers even if they were on the high end of the boxing spec. Yes. I feel confident. I would say the same thing easily for you. You're a natural athlete. You got incredibly quick hands, great footwork for your size. That's you could definitely compete if you dedicate yourself. I would definitely destroy it. If you don't, if you don't train, all they have to do is make it out of the first round and then it's going to be it's going to be tough for you. And I mean, that's anybody. No, it's not anybody. Anybody don't don't train is going to get tired after the first round. This boxing is real serious. I would take it serious. I hate how he's using our talking points against us. I know. That's what we've been telling him for a week. We literally been telling him this week. Even in tech sessions, I told you, listen, I'm an athlete. There's nothing that I did that I didn't have a train for you. You give me you to challenge me. I'm going to go train for and make sure I beat you. When I think you fucking your girl, I'm out there working out. When I think you out here playing doing some bullshit, I'll be out there working out and make sure I beat you. I'm going to make sure I win. So wait, Wax, you were training with football. Why are you not in the league? Because I got I was good. Some shit happened. Oh, yeah. I mean, he got tryouts. He definitely got trials. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what's the matter? If you dominate anything you put everything in. I dominated everything. You should be in a league. Here's the thing. I dominated being waxed too. And that was the problem. Ocho Sinko and Logan Paul made Wax respect the sweet signs of boxing. I would never look like that. Listen, I got more skilled than that. I could tell he just played football. I did a whole lot more than just play football. I did a whole lot of other sports. I did a lot of the things. You never boxed. Ocho Sinko played soccer too. Exactly. At least football was fresh. And Ocho hit box. All right. Well, you ain't boxing enough. Clearly. Neither of you. Well, what are you at? Wax, you never box at all. But you're comparing it to street boxing. I ain't know you fight before. No, you're comparing it to your street fights, right? We got to do this. No, we're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do a brilliant idiot's fight night. We're going to definitely do a brilliant idiot's fight. No, no, no, we can't do it in front of people. Why? We can record it. This is what we should do. We record his three rounds with somebody. This guy's crazy. Listen, listen. We record his three rounds with somebody. You and I are calling the fight. Call it and then come back on the podcast. And then laugh about it for an hour. Because it's going to be hilarious. OK. Then we release the footage. OK? And well, we got to sell the footage. You put it up on whatever that shit was that shit. Only reason why you're going to hold this shit because this shit might motherfucking have to do it going to the hospital. That's it. You guys want to go to the hospital? I agree. Yeah, buddy, where the fuck with you? I agree. I think you would have to. Now, we'll make sure that you get to the hospital. I know you're baiting motherfuckers up. Are you baiting? Are you throwing bait out there? He's chumming the fucking water. Chummit? I'm telling you. I am definitely the shark that's going to bite their asses. Keep playing around with these niggas. Listen to them if you want to. He knows what time it is. Boxing is, no, that's fighting. I don't care. Why do you not? You can't. You're going to get not cancer. What is it? You can get fouled or whatever in the box. I'm going to say it. Tell her. Tell her. No, I'm going to say it. You just sent women back like 10 years ago. Whatever it is, Carl, look. Jamal Hill has not been out here doing the work in the sports world for you to say what you just said. What did she say? She said, cancel the foul. It is foul. What? I don't say it. Gary Champion and Jamal Hill have not been out here doing this work. I'm sorry, Jamal Hill. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, for you to just say what you just said. You're comparing what they're saying. You're comparing street fighting to boxing. You're saying that you're not, you're probably going to try to use whatever you use to street fighting in boxing. I know I got to throw my hands. I'm not retarded. I'm not going to play soccer and playing basketball. I'm not going to kick the ball and I'm playing basketball. That's what you're telling me. All right, I understand the difference between boxing and me and somebody and fucking slamming them. Let's move on. Let's move on. What else do we got here? Y'all want to do a... Simone Biles wins her seventh national women all-around title. Hey, Wax, you think you could do that? You think you could do gymnastics? Can you beat Simone Biles in gymnastics? If I really trained... Yeah, shut the fuck up, yeah. For real? Am I really trained? Get the goddamn Leotard then. I want to see Wax in the Leotard right now. You think you could just flip like her? When Wax wears it, they call it a reotard. I know that one politically correct, but that was funny. It was funny too. Jokes and jokes, bro. Let's do these things. These jokes. They're not like that. Nah, shit getting in. Listen, I know by strengthening our weaknesses. You know what I'm saying? Just like I say, certain things I know I can't do better than other people because I ain't trained for that. I don't care to train for that. Like what? Boxing, I would definitely wouldn't mind to train and really beat the shit out of somebody because I know I can really do that. What's that train? Train. That was Titty Train and Tolls. What you mean? Listen, it wasn't Titty Train. Titty Team Train and Tolls. He added a fourth key now. He added T. Listen, like I said, anything I ever did I always trained for it. And that's why I was always the man. You know what I'm saying? I ain't gonna go nowhere and be embarrassed. Listen, we gotta go fund me set up. Little Duvall, his born day is Saturday, I believe. When's the 12th? Yeah, his born day is Saturday. Okay. Jeff Bezos is going to space. It's Jeff Bezos, his brother. And I think somebody else, but they have a fourth seat or is it three seats? They have, it's three seats. So is Jeff Bezos' brother in an open seat? Yeah. They have a bidding for an open seat. How much? We're trying to get Little Duvall to go to space. It was three million something. So we started to go fund me for $4 million. Let's do it. 48 hours ago. Let's do it. As of 48 hours later, we've raised like $20. Yes. But we want to send Little Duvall to space. Yeah, I'll send money. I'll send $2. No, let's do it. I'm down. Literally. I'm not even exaggerating. I'm no Duvall, and it's when he is. He's been talking about going to space forever. I'm talking about when I say forever, forever, that's his thing. That's what he wants to do. When he try, like he's always traveled, right? So he always says he wants to go to space and take a selfie. And that's it. So I'm like, yo, Jeff Bezos is going. Let's get Duvall on the ship. That's dope. Gotta go fund me a $4 million. We're a long way from our goal. That's why we need just petty rich people. Listen, how much you think it'd be like, instead of like when I die, I don't want to have to be like, don't put me, don't cremate me or put me in the ground. Just throw me in space and let's let me go. Depends how you die. Now, listen, if you die at the hands of Logan Paul and you get 10% of the pay-per-view, then you'll probably have like $4, $5 million. You might be able to do it. And you have to put that in the contract. If he kills me in the ring. You have to send my space. I definitely want to go in space. Let me go up there. That'd be dope. Like don't bury me and do all that dumb shit. You don't want to go to space though? Yes. I would love to go to space. Oh my gosh. What is your intrigue about space? Why not? It's like saying like you want to go to an island in space. No, there's shit to do in an island. I just think it would be fly. I want to see it. I'm sure there's something up there. Yeah, I want to see what's out there. I think that's dope. You know what's out there, nothing. We've been going on that space forever and shit. We don't know that. Nah, I don't believe it. Yo, once we can go to other planets and actually see some other shit, bet. But like you look at Mars and what is it? I'm going to be honest with you. You got to have somebody out there. One with three titties. This is my take. I don't think we've ever left the earth. Me neither. I don't think any of you is government. Now you want to listen to me now. All right, fun. We going to tell you that for how long? We going to do hot takes? No, no, no, no, no. We going to do conspiracy hot takes? I think they've sent satellites in the earth. OK. And I think that they've sent like rovers and stuff to the moon and Mars. I don't think humans from any country on this planet has ever left earth. I said that. All right. If we're going to do conspiracy hot takes, I'm going to give y'all a conspiracy hot take. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. That's the earth isn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know how they made this vaccine faster than any vaccine in the history of the world? Yeah. And you know how they're saying that maybe the coronavirus came from a lab leak? That's what all the fouchy emails and all that kind of shit was going out. Maybe the reason why they made the vaccine so fast is because they already had it. Because if this shit came from a lab, they already had all the information about the virus. They ain't got to figure it out. They made it. What I'm saying is now you could trust the vaccine because we do know what it will do to you because they already been had the vaccine for a minute. That would kill you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. So if they made the sickness, they already had the cure. They already had the cure. And now the whole world got to take the vaccine and now they get to cash the fuck in. No, they should have said that then. Well, what was the reason? They can't say it. What was the reason for shutting shit down for a year? Probably get Trump out of here. Trump isn't the end all be all, but it's more of like a, you know, we got to cut this shit out where like independent people could fuck with the power structure. Like, yeah, let's give him a problem that there's no way he can handle. Done, he out of here. And now we back to Biden and the rest of the establishment politicians, because they really don't care if it's Biden or they don't care if it's the Bushes. As long as his team establish. Who they can control. Yeah, exactly. He was out of control. Fuck time it is. Yeah, he was out of control. But why were they put him in control anyway then? You're like, why did he win anyway? No, Trump wasn't in control. And that's why shit had to get fucked up. We didn't get this motherfucker out of here. Trump wasn't, he wasn't beholden to nobody. No, I know what I'm saying. But why, if they controlled everything, I was like, why didn't they not control Trump getting into the White House? That's what I'm saying. Because they fucked up and let the people decide. Instead of fucking with the numbers like they supposed to. Yeah, like, nah. Why do you think they going so hard for voter suppression right now? They're never letting this shit happen again. We know Barak's, won't be no Kamala's and won't be no Trump's. The only shit that's going to be in is people that we want in position. Hey, Barak be part of it. Barak was part of it. Yeah, so the Rock's going to be next. I don't know Barak's part of it. Barak was establishment, bro. Jay, what is it? Goldman Sachs's guy have elected. No, no, no, no, he is establishment, but I still think systemic racism, Trump's all. And I think that the people did go out and vote for Barak the first time. Second time, I think it might have been some manipulation. Oh, I think they went out and voted for him both times. But the first time was the largest voted turnout in the history of America. No, I think he was great. He was an amazing politician. Like, he was literally amazing at getting people to get on board. And that's what a politician is. But his loyalty was to the party. Like, he going to do the shit. So unique, bro. He was very bipartisan and a lot of things. Exactly, that's what they want. When I say bipartisan, I mean like, the major issues, like all the rest of the shit is just for games. The major issues are where to oil at. Do we get it? All right, boom. Hey, you gonna get the oil? And Barak is like, damn right, now we get the oil. We like it. Because if you look at the politics, if you look at Republican or Democrat president over the last, like, probably 30 years, the same shit they always do, right? Which is, can we blow shit up and take whatever's there? Yes. That's really all they care about. Playing money, bro. Are we on the same page with gas? Yes. The major shit they care about and then the minor shit they fight about. I think, I mean, honestly, I think they don't care too much about the best policy for their liking. He's like, why do you care? They're looking at him like, yo, they're like goofy. Why do you care about this? We don't care about this. I'm serious, man. Where's Biden at right now this week? Sleep. No. He's on his foreign trip. You know what I mean? Going around shaking hands, kissing babies with everybody else in the world. You know what I mean? America's, bro, he's just cool. Yeah. Literally, that's all America is. We're just a cool country where you can come here and flip whatever it is you're trying to flip. We don't produce shit. What do we produce? Oil. All the resources everywhere else. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't fucking know. They ain't got oil in the water? Yeah, there's oil in the water. Yeah. Yeah. That's not in the United States? Nah. I mean, until we go there and get that shit, you know? This is where he's still going to space, bro. And I'm down. And I'm going to tell you something. None of this is a coincidence. UFOs are here. And we don't care. No, I think we're going to start to care. Yes. But they're slowly but surely pulling back the curtain, letting us know there's something out there and they're acting like they don't know what it is because they're really just testing the temperature. The best thing that we're doing right now is being asleep. Because as soon as people's interest starting to really perk up, like, oh, shit. You mean there's UFOs? They're going to be like, look, we're not ready. Who do you think is saved by aliens? Like, who do you think it is? Humanity. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, like, who do you think gets canceled on Tuesday but then Tuesday night aliens show up and then everybody just forgets they said some wild shit? Everybody. But like somebody specifically? Everybody. Whoever said some wild shit on that Monday. Soon as the aliens come, who gives a fuck? Your wife will help you out. Nobody's going to care about cancel coaching when the aliens come because everybody's going to be worried about being canceled. Because this world has done such a terrible job of fucking depicting aliens as evil. Don't put a thing in who want to just come and destroy everything. So we already have a perception of aliens. We think aliens are going to come and fuck shit up. But everybody's going to be worried. It might be nice, man. They might be cool with us. They might be. They're probably the nicest people in the world. But our perception is pretty reasonable when you think about it. But what can they give us, though? What the fuck we want? Not about giving. It's more just like our perception is reasonable because that's what we do. Like, whenever we go somewhere, we fuck it up. Or we take whatever's there that's valuable. No, no, no, this is not a we. You and your people own it. What do you mean? You and your people own it. It's not a we. Oh, yeah. Man, Samusa got rich just by sharing it all. I'll be giving you. You think that's how he got rich? Of course. You think he got rich by just sharing all the wealth throughout Africa? He said, give me that. Of course. He said, give me that. To the value of the world. Nah, bro. Come on. That shit has existed all throughout. Stop it. We were just the best. Y'all were the best. That's all I'm saying. He's credit where credit is due. I'm not taking. Organization. Yeah. The colonization? Nobody does it better than Caucasians. There we go. We the goats. We the goats, bro. We the goats of colonization. We perfected that shit. Well, guess what? It might be some aliens watching this brand new podcast like, hey, I like them, but we're going to show them who the goats of colonization are. Pull up then. Pull up then. I see you talking all that shit. Pull up then. We right here, y'all. We outside. Hey, we outside. Pull up then. Pussy. Aliens talking all that shit. We making movies. And what do we do in every movie? Body, y'all ask yourself. Look behind you. Body. Body. Look at that. That's going to come alive. We come correct every single time. E.T. phone home. Phone home. Been making movies for four decades. Fucking y'all up. Y'all don't do nothing, y'all. Y'all don't do nothing, y'all. You just brought up a good point. They watching this shit. Yeah, they watching it. Just getting bullied. They getting bullied out here with your big fucking head. Don't even got a mouth to say shit, because y'all pussy anyway. There's something. There's a podcast happening on another planet right now called the Brilliant Aliens. And they are that. They don't call themselves aliens. They don't call themselves aliens. But they might just be funny because they know that we call them. And they're going to run this back on their podcast and they're going to say, signs got him fucked up. They think water. They think water can take us out. Why do you think them UFOs are going in and out of the water right now? That's what they got? Because they scared what's on land. Nope. They going in and out of water to let y'all know them cups of water that Mel Gibson was using. Ain't going to work. Aye. We drink, y'all. We drink, y'all. What you mean? They ain't got mouths. OK. We don't know what they have. Say what? We don't even know how to talk to them, y'all. But when we find out what they got, we going to take it. I promise you that. Nah. And I really think they might have given us a lot. Say what? I think they might have already given us a lot. If they gave us some stuff, then that's fine. Thank you very much. OK, I will. If they gave us stuff, then they're responsible for white supremacy. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about that? Why they decided to help white people, not black people? They did do that. Aliens are more racist than white people. When you really think about it, why they just gave the dope technology to the whites? What did white people learn from the Aliens? How do we learn from them if they didn't come to us? What if they might have came here years ago and did what they did? Yo, have you ever seen them? They probably know you go on tell. They ain't tell you shit. Have you ever googled the battle of Los Angeles? I'm sorry, can I just say one thing? Yes. Aliens first came to Africa. The pyramids. The pyramids. Yes. Then they came to Mexico. The pyramids. And then they came to white people, and they're like, yo, can y'all do something to accept to build pyramids? These brown people keep building fucking pyramids when we give them dope technology. So maybe y'all wasted the good shit and they came to white people and they were like, OK. I think the aliens invented. I think the aliens built the pyramids and the Spanxies and all that stuff like that. I really do. I really, really believe that. Yeah, I do too. And it was really strong black men out there who really did it. And you give me to give me a hand. I know. That's how it goes. We'll give the credit to them. Here we go. Wax, I could build a Spanx. I could build a pyramid. I could build a train. Come on, sorry. My train. My train. My train. My train. I could build a Spanx. What do y'all think aliens look like, though? I have no idea. But like, what's in your mind? What do you think? I really don't know. What do you think, show? I think that they need to. I think they need to chill the fuck out. No, what do you think they look like? I think that they're really life-like. What if they say that I can grant you something? Which one would you want from them? What do I want? Yeah. Well, if the aliens said I'll give you anything you need. More technology. More modern technology, which I think they've already given us. That's why I think Jeff Beasley's going to space. It's not a fucking... He's probably about to go meet them. You become a fucking trillionaire. You get a divorce from your wife. You don't give a fuck. Yolo, aliens coming. Aliens about to come back. Jeff's like, man, I'm going to space, bro. What's up? You got to connect, you know what I mean? You need to get Aliens connect. You're going to bring your brother. Aliens are coming to post up. Right? Your brother got your bail. They're going to need money. Here's 200 million American dollars in a briefcase. Just give me the technology to go to space. Cool. So they're going to meet up in space. No, Jeff is just going to go. The aliens already got the money. They just gave him the technology. Aliens are going to pop up when they feel like nice outfitting shit, you know what I mean? Like, how the aliens got rich? He probably got terms on. That's what I'm saying. He got terms on. They're probably over here like men in black. They're all just guys. They got shades on. You think they're already here? I think they're already here. Yeah. I mean, I'm not even joking. I really do. Yo, what about they like, I'll let you be able to have the feeling of nothing all day, like just throughout your whole day of just like feeling the sensation of nothing. Who would want that? Yo, what if white people are aliens? I mean, I thought about that sometime. I mean, we all did before. Everybody else is built to like handle the environment. Right? Like white people, we go in the sun and our fucking skin starts to melt. We get cancer and that kind of shit. We could not be from here. Everybody else is built to be here. You guys go out in the sun. This is our planet already. Aliens planet already. And we're the aliens, the black people are aliens because we're nuts. Well, why do you fit here perfectly? Because you all locked us up. And now you'll fit here perfectly. The sun works for you. It helps us out. The sun kills us. But it's already our planet. What if white people, I think white people are aliens. What if white people are the coronavirus of Mars? What if they made white people in a lab, dropped them off here on earth, expected white people to destroy everything? But all these years later, they're still here. What if? I don't know. I'm taking it in. I'm taking it in. I'm just saying anything's possible. Anything's possible. But I'm trying and I'm trying to take it in right now. It might be the case. The only thing we are is like water and nut mixed. That's what we are. We water and nut. Water, nut and egg. We're water and nut mixed. We're nut and we water. Like our body is made up of water. It's made up of water. And we come from nut. And we come from nut. We come from nut. He's not wrong. Would you drink nut water? No. Why would I drink a person? Why would you drink a person? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Adrigate right here. Just put it down. Why are we not nut and water? We are nut and water. But you're OK with girls drinking a person. They drink people all the time. You fed people to women. Does that make women cannibals? We all are. Yes. You wouldn't drink nut and water? No. Why? Because there's people. I don't like them drinking kids. It's half a kid. It's not a full kid. You need an egg to make a kid. It's not the whole kid. It's just like the kid batter. It's kid batter. It's a brain. It's kid brain. You give the brain. The egg is the body. So is it a brain? I don't know. I think it's like batter. It is like batter but without the water. Because a batter is not a cake till you bake it, right? Ah, so you add water until you're human. Yes. What? It's just like creatine powder. It's protein powder. You have protein powder without any water. Yeah, that's what's interesting. Yeah, talky talky. I think we might be a little bit more than nut and water. Yeah, we're a little more than nut and water. We got a little more ingredients to us. We got a little bit more nutmeg because we darker. He just... Yo, you said nutmeg though. Why would nutmeg you darker? Nutmeg. Oh, you're nutmeg. Ah, yes, nutmeg and a cake. Why nutmeg? What would make it taste good for you? I don't know how to make sugar. Nut, sperm, water, nutmeg. What else would you go at? To make a person, nut, water, eggs. You would drink that. I wouldn't drink it. You could make a person. Yeah. But what would make sperm good? Like you know those cooking shows where they're like, all right, well, fruit. Say what? Fruit is what makes it good. Yeah. So you mixed fruit in with the nut. OK, I like what this is going on. We're putting together waxes, protein, power, shake for the fight, right? No. You got sperm, nutmeg. Some fighters have drinking their own urine. Their own urine, water. Like no fighters drinking their own sperm. OK, OK, fruit. Fruit. OK, creatine. Creatine. What else do you want in there? No, it's too much. Nutmeg, I hope that is. OK, so we got nutmeg, nutmeg, nutmeg, sperm, water, creatine. Mangoes. Mangoes. Mangoes. And beet juice. OK, mbqs, boom. Done. Do you want oat milk or something like that? Or like. This is actually good for your brain. Oat milk in the morning. That's what I've been doing lately. OK. And nutmeg. Nut has to be good for you. It's not nut. That's what you make tea with. Yo, there's none in this smoothie. There's definitely sperm. There's no way. What? You want to win a nut? It's yours, sperm. It's yours. It's like biting your nails. It's not a big deal. You don't bite your nails? It's the same shit. But girls give you a hand and you nut in her mouth. Do you ever try to kiss you? I would never do that. Why don't you want to eat your own nut? What? I really have a question about that. You hear what she said? Yeah. Hold on a while. I want that question out of context. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Just randomly tweet down one question. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Why don't we eat our own nut? That's a good question. Why don't we? That's kids. I think why? Would you eat your own kids? But you'll let us? You'll let them? Y'all take care of the kids anyway. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just saying, right? Y'all got to carry them. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Y'all got to carry the kids. Cale, I need to come back. I'm not a woman. I can't respond to that. Whoa. You said we take care of them anyway. Y'all carry the kids. Yeah, you're used to having kids inside you. You are more used to having kids inside you. Don't carry kids. Why would I carry a kid now? Whoa, yeah. You can have a kid in your stomach. We definitely can. We never have that. That's a good point. These are great. But you're not getting pregnant off a swallowing cum. So what the fuck does that even matter? But she can still carry the kids. What am I ever doing to forever? I've never wanted to carry a kid. Men have to take care of the kids sometimes, though. Yeah. But we're not going to have to carry them. What you mean? If you guys had, wait, hold on. If you had an opportunity, let me ask her a question. If you had the opportunity to carry your kids, would you carry a kid? You pregnant? No. No. Why? That's how I feel. Why? Why would I? It's your kids, though. I'm not built for them. No, somehow, y'all was able to get built for it. I mean, yeah, if it was by nature, and that was the thing that could happen to me. No. I'm telling you, I'll be one of them girls that like girls. There's no one. I'm not getting pregnant. I'll be one of them girls that like girls. OK, OK. You got a lesbian. That's wild. You girls are beautiful. Why don't you already look pregnant over the summer? So it doesn't matter. It looks good on you. Even the baby weight looks good on you. Just to all the things I've seen her going through and stuff like that, that's a miracle. I can't do it. No, it is. That's why women are women. And I don't play that whole shit about, oh, women aren't as strong as men. She's got stronger. Certain areas, women are stronger when it comes to the pregnancy thing. That's the fact. I can't do that. Even taking care of the baby at night, she wake up in the middle of the night all night. She probably get two hours of sleep in a week. Me? Can't do that shit. Snore. I can't do it. I ain't gonna lie to you. I do extra things that I could do. Rub the feet. Why are you acting? Time out. You have kids. So you didn't get up in the middle of the night and help your child? Nobody asked me to. What party asked you? This is really a partnership. No, it's a thing. I got to get up at 4.20 in the morning. That's what I'm trying to say. Come on. It's not going to do. It's not regular. You got to understand. I got to get up at 4.20 in the morning. On weekends, if I hear the baby, if I hear the babies, if one of the babies crying and my wife's asleep, I'll get up to go see what's up. For sure. You know what I mean? But yeah, that's what I mean. So both of us sleep. Or if my daughter, one of my daughters walks in the room in the middle of the night and my wife is like out, out, I'll get up and put him back to bed. Only if she's out, out though. Like, you never just took a decision. I get up at 4.20 every morning. So what? I don't know. That ain't good. It's a partnership. Nobody ever asked me to. That's the funniest question. Nobody ever asked me to. You ever take care of your children? You asked me to do what I get to do. You ever be a father? I'm a father all the time. Nobody asked me to do that shit. I'm a father all the time. But you know, the night is different. I wake up at 4.20 in the morning. Yeah, but it's still your responsibility because you decided to come in here and everything else. So you need to take that responsibility. It's a partnership, Taylor. It's a partnership. That's crazy. Why are you talking about his wife like that? It's a partnership. It's a partnership, though. She don't mind doing her part. I don't mind doing my part. And listen, if I gotta get up, I'll get up. Word is born. Anytime she need me. If I gotta get up, I'll get up. She is definitely considerate. Hold on. I'm going to get up at 4. Have you woken up to the crime and then you were like, it takes three babies. Three babies, TLC. Baby, baby, baby. If she don't answer on that third baby, I got to do what I got to do. I got to get up. But you at least hit it with the baby. First one. Baby, baby, baby. You're good. Listen, the last one I tapped, baby, you're good. No, I don't tap. If I got to tap, you're good. But why are you looking to her? Why are you always just doing? You all supposed to be the leaders and everything else. You got to get up at 4.20. Let's switch it around. I got to get up at 3, right? Yeah. So if I'm pregnant and everything else, we had the baby, you said, who's getting up? I still supposed to get up. Marry a man with some funny things. You don't have to get up at 4 in the morning. I'll find a right partner. Wow. But you meet each other. Every month when the mortgage payment comes about, his wife goes, you're... And you get maternity leave. And you get maternity leave. That's true. You get maternity leave. OK, so what? We don't get that. We don't get that. We got to still work and we got to provide still. And hold y'all down. And hold y'all down. And anything y'all need, we have to make sure we get it for y'all. Y'all? All the cravings, all the cravings, all the things that y'all need to get comfortable, everything that happens, all on us. By the way, I have to say the thing, Taylor, I don't have a problem doing it. Not at all. I'm just simply saying to wax this point, yes, it is a partnership. So it's like shifts. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm with your shift. Do your work. And it looks like you just going to relax the whole time? I'm about to punch your shit out of the show. Relaxation? You thought you were on vacation? No way. No, you got to take care of that baby that she wanted so bad. If she's taking care of the baby all day, though, and then when nighttime comes when she's tired out, y'all not going to take the initiative? It depends. You know as well as Taylor, you wake up to do Breakfast Club too. It's a game of inches in the morning. Literally. So you get up at 2.30 and spend 15, 20 minutes changing the diaper or doing something else. It's like this. It's hard to get back to sleep. You know what I mean? When you're out, you're out. Like, it's different. If I didn't have one on the radio, no problem. You've got to make it so comfortable for her so she can do her job so good. Anything I could do. We can't go with that. Like, everybody has their role in the relationship. It's really a role, I promise. Yeah, like, I imagine you're not the type of person that's like holding any money stuff over your wife. You're just going like, yo, that's what I do. I hold it down over here. Like, it's not even a question. Nothing to do with money. It's all about literally, if I got to get up at 2.30, 2.45 in the morning, it's hard for me to go to sleep as it is. Yeah. I'm probably not going to be up in time to get ready for work. Maybe that's a bad example. I guess what I'm trying to say is like, when you're the breadwinner, right, I never hold money over my girl. No, no, no, that's funny. That's funny, that's funny. Like, you're my fiance. Like, that's our money. We need something. I wouldn't have what I have without my wife. Exactly. Because they play a role in you being able to do that. We've been together 23 years. 100%. So it's like that. But we also understand there's certain responsibilities within the relationship. And it's way better if neither of us holds them over the other person. So if that person is going to be like, I feed you, I cook for you. Like, what are you talking about? He's close to me. That's your role. And this is my role. Exactly. And it can switch. I tell my girls that, yo, if you're one of these fucking high-level executives and one of these companies, and I just take, chill. Hey, please believe. Laundry's going to get done. I'll be hanging out walking the dog. You go work 80 hours a week and all that shit, babe. Whatever you want to do. That's what I said. I don't want to do that mode because I want to be the best clothes washer in the world. I'm going to be the best cook in the world. I'm a mode type of person. I don't want to do that shit. You've never washed your clothes in your life. That's why I'm not going to ever do it. I did that time with you and me and your pop. That was disgusting. It was disgusting. That was disgusting. My daddy literally had to tell why he was saying that. Man, dude, he could hold it. As soon as he got in the car, my dad go. He was waxing his back, my dad in the front, and my dad go. He's working out. You been working out, boy? I like that, boy. Ah, damn, boy. He has to be working out. Working out? How is your dad doing? He's good. Larry good, man. Is he retired? Not really. He just had early this year. He had what's after four? Quintipel? Quintuplets. Triplets? Quintuple bypass surgery. That's what he had. Oh, OK. I thought he had five kids. I thought he was going to say, what? No, hell, that's what he had. So he had that earlier this year, and then he had some complications after this, because he had like getting blood clots and stuff, because he can't keep still. You know what I mean? But he's doing good. He's doing good. I talked to him a couple of weeks ago. He's recently, to me, just started to sound like himself again. Let's talk to him. All praise is due to God. Blessings, peace. He's sound good. All right, let's pay some bills. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second, because we got to tell you about Squarespace. I'm telling you, if you want to start a business, you need a place on the internet. If there's one thing the pandemic has showed us, is the internet is a key marketplace. It is the key marketplace. And if you have a business, you need to be represented on there, and you need a website. So you're going to do it with Squarespace. This is a no-brainer. They're the best company on the market. You get your domain, build your website. They've got all these custom templates. You can make your website look so unique and so individualized, which adds so much value to your brand. They also have 24, seven customer support. It's amazing the fact that you can actually get the problem solved that you have in the moment. I'm telling you, this is a no-brainer. Squarespace is the place to go. Get your website name, build your website. You don't even have to pay until you're ready to actually launch it. So you can go to Squarespace and get that shit right now, and matter of fact, we're going to give you a nice little deal. You want a nice little deal? We give you a nice little deal. Simple as that. You go to squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. That's what I was talking about before when I said you don't have to pay until you're ready to launch. Okay, so make sure you do it. You go to squarespace.com slash idiot for that free trial. Okay? And then when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Go out there, get it done. Let's get back to the show. All right, we got any church announcements? Yes, the infamous tour, get them tickets, okay? Going very fast, a bunch of cities already sold out. Thank you guys so much for selling out those shows. We've added shows in certain cities. Those sold out, it's amazing. I'm so fucking grateful. TheAndrewShows.com, make sure you get the tickets there. Do not go on to the Scalp Insights, okay? TheAndrewShows.com. I don't get anything more if you buy it from my website. You just don't get ripped off by scalpers, okay? TheAndrewShows.com, you go there. It has the links to every single city that we're gonna be at and you can get those tickets and you'll get them for the prices that they should be sold at. Best of luck, happy hunting. We'll see you out there on tour. Can't wait, it's gonna be fucking crazy. And yeah, how about you, bro? Wax, you got any church announcements? Yeah, of course, go to Bully and the Beast on Mondays with Patreon and Wednesdays of our show. We got the paintball awards coming up very soon. Keep the eye posted with that. And Peaks, I mean, 36 dispensaries in LA, man. My Peaks brand is, you know, we're gonna come out with something soon. Somebody just picked up our black brand. So we're gonna be shooting that out really soon. I'm excited about that. So get on some more stores and, you know, make this canvas thing happen, it's really going good. You know, mine, mine is simple, man. BlackEffect.com, log on to the podcast network. You can subscribe to, you know, all the podcasts we have on blackeffect.com, blackeffect.com. Tameka Mallory, state of emergency, how to win in the country we built. Bestselling book is still available everywhere you buy books. I mean, I said still available. Like it's not gonna be available forever, but you know, audio book, ebook, whatever you can get it, go get it. Audible, salute to Audible. We've got answers to the audio book I put out. Damn, I think maybe like a month and a half ago, like two months ago, that's available on Audible. And Anita Copax, shallow waters. Damn, I thought I had my copy with me, but I don't. August 3rd, you can pre-order now. Any way that you buy books, it's a young adult fiction book. You know books that I grew up on, The Judy Blooms, Beverly Clearly. Anita got one with the story of Yemiah. Okay, so make sure you go pre-order that. It's called shallow waters, Anita Copax. Now, let's get back to the show. Thanks. What we got, Taylor? Uh-uh, go. You want some shit you won't care about next week? Oh, I'm gonna see this Tiffany Haddish. She's gonna be in the new Flo Joe bio pic. I really hate when people automatically shoot something down before they even motherfucking see it. If you just say you don't like my comment, Charlene. You know what I keep doing sub-time. I just was questioning it. What was you questioning, Taylor? You were trying to, you should appreciate it. And I said, no, no, no. I said her form better be... What? What'd you say? Said you threw the discus. I did not. No, I did not. You threw the discus. You was the fastest in the States. Stop playing with me. Who said that? Who was the fastest in the States? My relay team. Who won? I just said we were the fastest in the States. I gotta see you and I, Taylor. You ever won past? I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna. You're too low to the ground. I'm fast though. I have a school, I have a school, I have a school. What was the relay? What a, what a video. We wanna see. Okay. But what was the race? Where is it? Pull it up. Did you ever go past the ribbon? I don't know, maybe you can look on YouTube, huh? Did you ever break a ribbon? Did you ever break a ribbon in a race? Yes, I, no. What number were you in the race? I was the first runner. You started. And I did, and I did anger. Oh, so you, you're supposed to be the last person to break a ribbon. I did first and anger. I'm good at getting out to the block. Did you ever break a ribbon? I don't believe you. I think I was the first way. I don't believe you. And then later on I became the anchor because the person I was already anchor, she left, she graduated. Either way, I just said that Tiffany needs to get her form right because she can't just- She's been working on this for two years. Unlike, listen, unlike some people. Did she ever run track though? Just running, but what do you mean work on it? Just run, like how is that hard? You can't learn that after- Jules, I can't wait to, can we, can we race, girl? Whenever you wanna race, how much does that ask? But running is just- I feel like wax now. Like stop. No, no, I'm more confident. It's running like I- I'm happening. You're not a thousand percent sure that you'll be- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, you've seen me run- I didn't say that. In my faster night. In my faster night. I see her run go nowhere. In my faster night. He couldn't even, I used to take his phone and he would try- Y'all are ridiculous. I'm just saying. Y'all comparisons are so crazy. I'm fast. I can run track. I need to take his phone and run and run. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. What's faster? You on track, are you getting up the questions for the ask it? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. First of all, the questions are asking me early up, so stop. I'm just saying, your confidence of saying that you could be him and running, you're not really as confident as I am about being him. Why? Who gives a fuck? I know how I could do. You guarantee you could be him and running. Yes. You ever seen him running? No. I don't need to. I think Taylor could probably be Showshin running. Guys, she's a girl. She's a girl. I'm a guy, she's a girl. I got a hundred. I got a hundred, I don't tell. I'm gonna have 55. What's the length, what's the length? You have 51? You could do 100, you could do 200. You got a hundred on a show. 200 is my specialty. I'm 6'2", all legs. I'm all legs. That is a lot. You know how many girls I've been with all legs? That's the reason. That's girls, I'm a guy. That's the reason. The girls that I... Taylor's imaginary track career. What do you mean? She's too low to the ground. It's just why do I have to be low to the ground? Like, what the fuck does that mean? You really don't understand what my feet are. I don't got no strap. I'm much of that, but my feet are fat. Strive. Oh. I'll take you that one then. If you don't have no strap, how do you do that? Make me somebody, y'all. You don't have any. My stride isn't that long. I'm a sprinter. I don't need to be long. The track runner was all stride. Yo, if we're doing 100 or 200, you don't have a chance. The only chance you got is 10 feet. But how much do you think that is? I can't wait for this. We could run down the hallway. No, no. We could run down the hallway. Okay. I don't get the money. I'm sorry, bitch. No, no. Tell her last name Paul, bro. Tell her last name Paul, bro. Tell her last name Paul, bro. Tell her last name Paul. You white wax, bro. Tell her bust that, bro. Tell her bust that, bro. I think tell her bust that. You don't care about the dreads and nothing. You can just change the environment. No, no. Tell her bust that. Okay, fuck it. I don't tie them dreads, you bust that. No way, bro. And I don't mean this to be sexist, but... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro, bro, bro, bro. You got a train, bro? No, I don't do that thing. You always test me on my athletic skills, right? Skills. Skills, right? Yeah. Am I good or not? No, bro, bro. All right, but I don't know about... You might be able to fight. No, I'm just saying. Y'all want to compare shit like guys and girls and I like that. Why not just shows? But I'm just saying. I think you bust your tux. I think you'll get them, too. That's why I'm putting up $100. And I know... By the way, I know two girls right now that'll bust your ass. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. They ain't even close. They ain't even close. Glue to the bar between them, shit. Amen. Only girl beats me in running is Kalen Jenner, bro. Yeah. Bar between them, but shit. Lisa, bust your ass right now. Guaranteed. Right now, bro. No training. No training. Right now. Let's go in the street. And they do that. That's what they do. Let's go. Let's go. Out the club, she'll get you. Right now. Yo, I'll bring next week. Let's run. You bring some sneakers. I'll bring some sneakers. We do a race right out there. All right. All right. Dill? Dill? $100. Huh? No, I just got to see him go. Damn. Jesus would have took that. Yeah, Jesus would have took that. We can go barefoot. I know you don't want to race me barefoot. It's over for you if we go barefoot. And shit. Well, y'all got the hallway right there. Barefoot, you make it happen. Jesus, I wouldn't tell her to do it in this hallway. Barefoot. Jesus is really disappointed in you. He's like, yo, take that challenge. You know what shit I did these days? Okay. Every miracle happens. He did a lot of miracles. On the rocks outside? No. All right. I want to wish Jesus had Tim's on, though. Jesus out here with sandals. Show his toes. Yeah, we don't know what them sandals are made of. Maybe it was some point-eyed shit. They fight with Timberland. Nothing. They were probably made of sandals. No. That's the miracle that they didn't show you in the body. That's really the miracle. He turned nothing in water. That's a human. He's just on plans. Forgive me. Forgive me. But that really is a miracle. We are really nothing in water if you think about it. No, it's not just... I bet. You want nothing in water bad, bro. Tiana Taylor, first black woman to be Maxim's hottest woman alive. Maxim is still around. That's crazy. Bro, that used to be much. Yeah, they used to have some signs on there, bro. I had a subscription to Maxim. I don't even know how I got a subscription to Maxim. That was one of them things. They used to come to my mom's house. Oh, it's free, mom. Avon. I was getting a free subscription. I don't know how. Avon Ladies. Huh? The Avon Lady. What's that? Yeah, description. I don't know that one. None from Catholic Elementary School. Oh, this is wild. Pleads guilty to embezzling 835,000 to feed her gambling. Her gambling debt. Damn. But that's funny because, like, you know... Mary Clance. Like, when she's gambling, she's definitely praying that it works out. And God wasn't even helping a nun, bro. Yeah, I was looking at that. Or asking for forgiveness. Nah, if based on the rules, Miss Nun, you might be going to hell. Just based on the rules. Because I counted about four of the ten commandments that she broke. And about three of the ten crack commandments by Biggie. No, seriously. And she did it in Vegas since... Yeah, that's a lie. That's a lie. And then you lied that she took a vow of poverty? Yeah. You know what I mean? She's poor. I go to hell, though, because the crack kid stole from the collection plate. I'm saying that. Yeah, but she was stealing from the... I'm just saying, based on... She... When you a nun, your vows are different. Now, I'm not... You know, God forgives, we notice. You know what I mean? Jesus forgives. All I forgive is... But when you say that you're part of the church, yeah. That's it. You can't tell us that we're going to hell for X, Y, and Z. And then you out here doing it. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm doing, though. That's what I do. The nurse inside the hospital gets sick, too. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. You know? Yeah, we have to better forgive them. Like, they're all... Ah, that's a good-ass point, yo. Just because you work in a hospital, I mean, you get sick. Like, we all have problems. I was... I extend grace to everybody. You know what I'm saying? I don't. You don't? What does grace stop for you? What does grace stop for you? Women and children. What's to mean, women and children? No, like, you get grace from women and children? No, I'm saying somebody do something to women and children. For me, like, when you trying to hustle me. Like, if I think you're trying to hustle me grace. But think about it, right? That's kind of... Those are kind of the easiest people to give grace to. And I'll tell you what, if they're trying to hustle you, see the one or two things. These are just evil, terrible persons. Or they're in some type of dire need. Yeah. You know what I mean? And I should be more graceful in those moments. I'm trying to be more graceful, though. Because what I would tell somebody is, like, yo, you don't have to hustle me, bro. Yeah. What do you need? Yeah. So, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, sometimes God sends angels in your life, or he sends people to assist you in some way. They fix your heart and you'll do it. That's right. Don't shit on your blessings. I'm here to assist you, so don't hustle me. And by the way, all of us have had those conversations. You running into somebody, and you know they trying to scam you, and you're like, yo, bro, don't do that to me. What do you need? And then that person just all of a sudden, the mask goes away. It's like, man, I just need something. Yeah, man. I'm trying to get some crack, man. Here. All right, give me 10 push-ups. I got you. 10 dollars. I'm just saying. You got to do something for something. You got to do something for something. So, everybody gets grace. I'm not judging that none. I'm just, I'm actually, I only say things like that to show her how absurd some of this is. How are we going to hell if there's so much forgiveness in the Bible? How could anybody ever go to hell? That's why you can't kill yourself. Ah. That's the only thing God don't forgive if you can't kill yourself. I don't believe that either. I can't ask for forgiveness. Because what I'm going through on this planet is too much to bear. But you got it. That's why a lot of people don't kill themselves. But you got it. They don't want to go to hell. Yeah. And if everything is pre-ordained, right? Why is that not my destiny? Maybe that's the way I was supposed to go out. Because you said that God's not going to give you anything you can't handle. And I'm not even really just like that. I'm just saying. What if you can't handle it? I don't know. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I always believe that right before the darkest hour is your grace, is your blessing. You know what I'm saying? So, right before you killed yourself or right before you did that thing, they just snapped that second, that next second is supposed to be where the grace and where you're supposed to be able to get all your blessings come in. People snap right there. That's the time you weren't supposed to. What if you snap and you end up, what if you snap and you decide you want to exit and you end up in heaven? Ooh. I'm just saying. Like, some people might just know if there's time. Well, get dropped off in space then. Nah, but maybe he says that you can't kill yourself because it'd be too convenient. Like, if heaven is just right on the other side. He want to do it. God want to do everything. You know what I'm saying? You took it upon yourself. I don't like that. I'm just saying if eternal happiness and joy and bliss, if heaven is the greatest place on earth, and that's where you go after you die. Like, the initial version of the Bible, he didn't have suicide not in there. In what version? I imagine when they first wrote the shit, it was just like, yo, you do all this shit, you go to heaven. And then people were like, yo, what if I just kill myself right now? And then motherfuckers was killing himself. And then he was like, oh, shit, it's busy. Is that why people go there? No, what if they added it to the new versions of the Bible because it's like when you try to go to the pack, when you try to check into your hotel too soon. That's it. And you got to wait in the lobby until the room is ready. Exactly. Whoa. Because think about it. If heaven is that fire, and we could get there by just killing ourselves and we're immediately there, who the fuck is going to live like? By the way, that's a great point. Life, fuck life. If heaven is that much better. Is that what we all trying to go anyway? I read the Bible for the first time way back in the day, I would be like, what am I wasting my time here? Yeah, we out. I got to work. You see, I don't got to work. There's bitches everywhere. My house is fire. I get to do whatever I want. Like I'm out. Let's go. I got mansions in heaven. Mansions. Everybody got it? Because I have my fucking projects and shit. You get your fucking mansions? You say, why would I even stay alive? And then God was like, oh, shit. All right. You can't kill yourself. You don't kill yourself. It's crowded up here. It is hard for me to believe. We all got the fucking thing. We got numbers. We all got a number. It is hard for me to believe, though, that in any religion, when they teach that God forgives and you pray for repentance, that he would punish you for committing suicide. That's when you would think that such a loving being would embrace you more. He ain't ready for you yet. It don't matter. It's your own self. Lord, he got your time. He got your number. We all have a time. But how do we know that's not God's will to? If everything, we believe in divine planning and everything going according to plan. How do we know that's just not his will? I don't know. The way I always thought about the Bible, I never thought about heaven as an actual place where we just go kick it, but that if you lived in a religious way, then heaven could exist while you're on earth, too. Heaven on earth. So it's like, yeah, you could feel joyful and loved and all these things if you do everything the Bible kind of says. And I'm not a very religious guy, I've lived in a weirdly religious way. I feel God presence. So I guess the people who are looking at heaven is just like, oh yeah, here's this new realm that I go to when I die. I think they're missing the point of the Bible, which is like, yo, here's the cheat code for enjoying life. Just do all this shit right here and you're going to feel better. Help your neighbor. You're going to feel better. Treat people well. You're going to feel better. Don't covet that neighbor's wife. But that's true though. Love your family. It is true. All they really did was give us a bunch of rules on not how to be asshole. And by not being asshole, you actually feel better. But someone needs to write it down because we are, what is it, a predestined to be an asshole? Like it's written in our DNA. That's the idea about like original sin or whatever. Is it though? I think in our DNA we're assholes. I don't believe that. Because look at babies, man. Look at kids, man. Because they're not fully realized yet. Kids are just the sweetest, loving. They're not fully realized yet. They could be asshole. That's because of the parents. No. Sometimes we traumatize kids early. No. Them kids bad, bro. Because they do what they want to do. And it's just not good. Man, kids don't just come out bad. No, no, no. They don't just come out bad. They're like this with their food, everything. Why is this called a bad ass kid? Why? I understand why. I was a real bad kid. But what made you bad? What made you bad? These kids don't even know that what they're doing is back up. A kid knocks his plate down over and he's one or two. He don't even know. That's not true. That's not true. You know what it is. What are you doing? As a child, you're incredibly selfish. And that's okay. But like everything you do is to feel good in the moment. Even when you're doing things for other people, you realize it makes you feel good. What the fuck is a child doing for other people? For example, like a child. How young are we talking, brother? No, like babies, like little, tiny kids. Sometimes a baby will make adults laugh, right? But making adults laugh makes them feel good. They're learning at a very early age. Oh, if I can make other people happy, it kind of makes me happy. Make things our DNA. No reason. No reason. To tickle my feet. And then you see, you laugh and they're like, oh, that feels good, right? And they also want to hurt you, though. I'm like, ouch. And they're like, yeah, they see me. Oh, that's fire. Exactly. That's a game you could always play with kids. You let them slap your hand and you act like it was too hard. And they want to do it. They want to do it again. No. What? They want to hurt you. No, you're right. Some be sad. Some be sad. I act like I'm crying all the time. My daughter, they get so sad. Nah, bruh. I got some monsters. I got some monsters, bruh. Well, start taking care of them. They need a daddy in their life. Have a daddy in their life. Do a necklace. I was like that, though. I was a kid. And my dad would play that game. He would act like I hurt him and I would make me... Want to do it more? No, make me happy. Make you happy. Yeah. That's why you like that to this day. But no, it gave me confidence that I'm strong. No, that's why you like causing people pain, Taylor. You like seeing people hurt. No, I don't. Yes, you fucking... Why? That is her favorite pastime. No, it's not. Why do you think that? This one right here loves to deliver bad news. You need God, yo. Why do you think that? You need God, yo. No, bruh. Why do you think that? Do you know yourself? Why do you think that? You like to deliver bad news. Why do you think that? I'm not my friend. Have you met yourself? Why do you think I like to deliver bad news? I just said good news that DeVall is up to $20. That's cool. No, it's not. Read the description you put here. Read the description you put. Listen, read the description you put and read the first line and you tell me if she don't like fucking pain. Read the description. Read how they... You said it online, though. No, I laughed. Read the shit. Read the description. Oh, my God. Hold on. Where is the description? You're acting like this is asking an idiot, yo. You made to go find me. Where do you find it at? No, I don't know where to find it. I want to go find me. Hold on. Where is it at? Oh, okay. Just kidding. Go to www.girlfinding. Read the description. Help DeVall. Help. Come on. Our guy is in desperate need to go to space with Jeff Bezos. People like DeVall. I said that and he really wants to go. No, you did. Yes, I did. Help DeVall. Our guy is in desperate need. I'm automatically thinking it's some type of disease. He needs funding for it. And then what's after that? Help us raise money for him to go... Oh, no, sorry. Help him raise money for him to go for his birthday. Coming up. The first two lines was hate. Yeah, that was... Our guy is in desperate need? No. But is he not in desperate? He wants to go. It was definitely hate. That's a good marketing. To your point, to put a button on it, I do believe heaven and hell, even though we don't know either one. We don't know what heaven is to know what that bliss feels like or hell. I don't even know if I believe in either one, to be honest, which I don't actually. But I believe that we can create those conditions for ourselves here on Earth. Yes. And I think that there's... I just think it's all about a mindset. You know what I mean? Like I think you can be in a physical hell or a physical heaven just based off like your mindset. Emotional hell. Yeah. But think about it, right? I know people who, you know, can't walk, right? Or they have like physical ailments. But this... Oh, they don't even think about it. You know what I mean? Strong. They don't even think about it. So, and then meanwhile, you got some people who are 20 pounds overweight and they ready to fucking have all types of surgeries and driving themselves crazy for the way they look at pictures and putting filters on. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like they're torturing themselves. So I think it's really just all about what you tell yourself that determines, you know, what your existence will be here on this planet, having our hell like existence. That's a good point. I agree. I agree. And I do want to say... I want to say that we're recording this on June 9th. Yeah. It is the one year anniversary of our friend, Mrs. Jasmine Jazz Fly Waters. Yeah. And, you know, I wear this ring and, you know, I don't wear it often because it makes me sad. And for whatever reason, idiots think this is Kamala Harris. But they be like, this guy is such a democratic shill. This is not Kamala Harris. It is Jazz Fly. Okay. So it's Luke to my God. My guy, Greg, you and I had this made last year, actually. I don't wear it much at all. But, you know, today is her, you know, one year anniversary. So I repped for my friend, who I miss more than motherfuckers would ever know. Okay. So rest in peace to Jazz Fly. All right, Pete Jazz, everybody. All right. What do you think? Let's do... Well... Let's go down. What are you thinking? What are we thinking? No, I was thinking about the Chloe shit because Chloe really did have a good point when Chloe wished... She said my forever brother or something like that on Kanye's birthday. Yeah. And this woman got mad and was like, yo, Kim, that was wack. You know, Chloe supposed to be your sister, blah, blah, blah, this and that. And what Chloe said to her was so fucking true. You stupid motherfucking... You don't think I talk to my family every day? Yeah. You don't think we have conversations about this every day? Yeah. You don't think we discuss our feelings to each other? Yeah, yeah. Who are you to jump online and tell my sister that I was wrong for calling him my forever brother? Yeah. They got four kids together. Yeah. There's a bond there. Even though Kim and Kanye... He's going to be in their life. He's going to be in their life. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Oh, just because they're getting divorced, does that mean... You think Chris don't still look at him like a son? That's her grandkids daddy. They still have fucking... They just got together. Which we call it around. Who's Courtney's dude? Oh, yeah. Yeah. They still hang out with him all the time. It's just silly. And it just shows how ridiculous people are on social media and on YouTube and all this shit. Y'all are way too invested in other people's lives. But they also need everything to be binary, right? There needs to be good and bad, hero villain, and that's what they're trying to create out of this situation. They can't fathom that two people could get divorced because they've fallen out of love, but they still want the best for their kids. They still can hang out and they can still be unemotional in that regard. When people don't love each other no more, the best thing they can possibly do is separate so you can take care of them kids. Yeah, that's right. That's really important. I think that she's dunking on an idiot online, but like... That's all it says, right? Sometimes you have to, though. Just to show how ridiculous they are, man. Like, even I saw with Fab, when Fab posted, you know, the young lady from City High, I think Claudette Ortiz. He posted her and he said something like, appreciation, natural bodies. I don't know what it was, but I saw all of these people reacting like they date Fabius. I already told you what it was though. What was it? Because he's known to be a cheater in all that drama with... How is he known to be a cheater? I don't even know who he smashed. Whatever happened to City High? I can't tell you who he smashed. I saw him with fire. You know somebody who smashed? No, no I don't, but it's awful loving hip-hop and everything like that. That was never all loving hip-hop? His girl was. So she was talking about how she was all miserable and everything else because he's a constant cheater. I don't remember that. That's why... Do you know how it's loving hip-hop? But that's what it's coming from. Yo, have you ever used the term treesh? What? Treesh. I've heard that before though. Yeah. Treesh. What's that mean? I think it means like a hoe. Oh, I did hear that. No, that's some Brooklyn shit. I love it. No, that's some Brooklyn slang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know the song Wooptie by CJ? Yeah. That's my anthem, bro. You know that's a fucking... That's a gang. What, Wooptie? Yeah, it's like a gang ball. There's some shit like that. I don't know which one it is. It don't get me misquoting shit, but... Well, guys, you're doing great. I love the song. I love it. It's absolutely amazing. I'm a big fan. He said trees in that song? Yeah. It's a girl's... It's a girl's a treesh and it's adios. Yeah, that's some Brooklyn slang. Somebody put me on it every single week. Maybe it was Ivy. Somebody put me on the trees. Bro. I don't like that though. Don't slap. Yo, no, no, no. Yeah, trees ain't... Hold on, hold on. I'm doing a bad job of it. I mean... You gotta listen to... Trees don't slap. That's not like you smashing her or something like that. Justin Bieber's song better than that. I didn't know that was Justin Bieber either. Yo, Justin Bieber's song. Yo, Bieber got fire music. I can't believe that was him. That's what got you. That addicted to blue cheese shit. That's all I did. White people love cheese. Yeah. Polo cheese. But you know, you... You just hear this song now? Yo, you never heard this song? I hear it every day. I hear it every day. I hear it every day. I heard that song. Yo, I'll put you on it. I'll put you on it. I'll put you on it. I'll put you on it. My first time hearing the Justin Bieber song was the other day for real. And that song is hot. How long has this song been here? I'm smashing Trees in his audio. No, no. I grabbed the brief and it's audio. If I'm with your trees, then she's giving throat. Oh, trees is not slap. Oh. But it's also like... Oh. Trees that sounds like her name. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't... Oh, you got trees? Oh, okay. You'll get over it next week. If you're trying to sold them, follow them with trees. It's like... No, no. You know what I'm saying? It's not like he's trying to say trees. And then there's so many names. It could be puttrees, luxuries, puttrees. You know what I mean? Oh, trees. All right. All right. Don't slap. I'm saying hi. I was just trying to put y'all on new slang. I don't use these words. I was still calling girls whores and hoes. You know what I'm saying? I don't use these words in regards to women, but man, sometimes it's just better to rely on the classics. I apologize. I saw you trees out there that was identifying as trees. Don't forget the trees, man. It's all the trees. It's all the puttrees. You just hate it because you can't say it. Trash and all the words he can't say. You know why? Because I'm going to tell you something, man. Treesha, you back. I'm going to tell you why we got to stop doing that. What? I'm standing up for Karens, bro. What? I'm standing up for Karens. Talk to me. Karens is getting a fucking bad rap. Talk to me. Because none of these white racist women are named Karens. What are they named? Say names be like fucking, like pull them up. Best. Like yeah, their names not even Karens. You said them? One tried to get me though. One tried to get me on the airplane. What? I was getting off the plane. Shut up. And she said, she stopped me. Get it, bro. She was behind me. She was always at the window and she was like getting up slow. She's like, hold on, young man. I'm like, Yo, you got, What are you the breach? She came across the Karens? Yes. And she was like, What? If you're sitting behind me, you need to stand right there until I get my thing. And I'm like, You're on the plane already? I was getting off the plane. I was not Karens. I don't think so. I mean, we get, we fucking, how about to say misgendered? What's the word? What? Miss-labeled. We mislabeled all Karens. Let's fuck them. And all the Karens I know is cool, man. And none of these women named Karens. There's Karens that are cool. There's a bunch of Tretches out there too. But none of these women are named Karens? Yeah, but some of them are for the streets. Pull up barbecue Becky's real name. Look at that. Now look at, now that's a great one. What? 20 whitest girl name. Okay, go. Molly. Fire namey. Fire. Emily. Katie. Madeline. Madeline. Give you time. Emma. In the two seat. Yo, she'll give you, yo, she'll give you throat in the two seat. Carly. Lutacolino. Jenna. Jenna. Heather. The Heathers. Caitlyn. Certified tree. Caitlyn. We ain't get to a Karens yet. Allison. Allison for the street. Hannah. Yo, Karens not even on there. Yo. Catherine is the closest. Catherine. All right. Why are we doing, Imani. Imani. What? 20 blackest girl. Oh, that's black girl. Imani. Okay. You got to do this in your DMX boy. It was Imani. Ebony. Neat. Aliyah. Precious. Neat. Asia. Diamond. Asia. Aliyah. About three jaders. Four or five tiaras. Chiara. Chiara. Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Maybe. 00 beaver bird. Come here. We're gonna eat that. Sorry, but what's your name. Jake that's gonna put. Wax on his ass. That's not. Bro. They're not even on there. Yo. three discontinuedral. As with n landing the episode. We got to stop doing this. Stop putting negative stigmas. I don't. That shouldn't have no stigma. How much do you want? A bit. No. They names that kid Karen. In the last year. No, no. Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, is that short for that? Yeah. Karen is cool. Karen is not. Karen got a trash name, bro. Karen got a trash name. But how is it Karen, is Karen is like Karen, like Karen about something? Like how is Karen is a bad thing? I know. I think that was a great time to do Ask an Idiot. Let's do Ask an Idiot, man, because we keep talking about these treaches. I'm gonna get horny. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you guys do it. Hey, there's treaches on the streets right now. I could be on the streets looking for a treach to get in a two seat with. Wait, before. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? Woop, dude. I could be in a two seat with a treach right now and you're not doing Ask an Idiot because you've taken so long. Wait, I don't have. There's treaches on the streets right now. I'm in a two seat with two treaches. Two seats with two treaches. I got treaches sitting on each other's laps. Woo! Woo! Then I open his latah. He's dancing with tata. Pull up the starbucks and get me a latah. Oh, shit. Hoopty, Hoopty. Yo, hey, get the lyrics out, because your boy about to go crazy right now. You really can't say that. It's a gang, bro. You can't be doing that. Yeah, it is a gang. He put it in the song. What am I supposed to do? Not sing a song? Fuck that. I'm tired. You can't do it three times in a row. Like, can't do it. Don't do it in Brooklyn. Why not? Because that's what they ask you. So what am I supposed to do? I like the song. What the fuck are you talking about, boy? If I get the breeze, then it's Adios. If they run up on you and ask you, what's that you're famous to say? What are you talking about? You just screamed, Woopty. No, I said Woopty. I said, Woopty, go, Bert. No, you're calling the cops. Woopty, go, Bert. Tell them that you earned it. OK. Bitch, I'm posting up with hats and sleazies, yo. I got the water on me like Fiji. I ain't got like these awesome hard lures. Son, they're fired. No, no, no, no, no, Woopty, bitch. Off the 42 when I'm blowing the back out. Blue cheese. Back on my bullshit. I got to stick to this paper like, loosely bitching about my chicken, like it's a two piece. Woopty, yo, come on. Tell me that shit don't make you want to get thrown from a treachery to a two seat. No, it don't. I'm sorry, bro. V, she just swallowed all my kids into two seats. Ice in the VVs? Now she's down to the, no. I'm sorry, CJ. Off the 42, I'm blowing her back out. I'm back on my bullshit swing back with a full clip to say I'm moving roofless and my shooters, they shooting. I don't shake till they roof Chris. Yo. I don't get that. Roof Chris is the, uh, Steakhouse. Steakhouse, yeah, yeah. Oh, food. Is that it, though? They shoot, yeah. I don't shake to the roof Chris. What is the breach? Go to rap genius. Hold on, I don't shake to the roof Chris. Shake to the roof Chris. Shake to the roof. Yeah, I don't. Oh, like, well done. So they're done, like they're done, right? Oh, no, I don't shake today's steak. I don't shake today's steak. No, no, I don't shake today, Ruth Chris. I don't shake to go to Ruth Chris. Shake means you move, right? Yeah, you twerking. Like I don't shake to go to Ruth Chris. Yeah, I don't move today. I don't shake today. Oh, Ruth Chris is you're dead. No, no, no, you're dead. You're dead already. You've been shot. You're dead. The cow is dead. You're steak. You're food. Also, I'm going to eat your food with some shake. I don't shake today's Ruth Chris. I think we overthinking this. I'm just trying to run ruthless, bro. Well, that shit hit. Yeah, it did. Booptie? Bitch, I'm outside of some movie. I get the breeze and it's Adios. If I'm with you, Treesie, she's giving throw. I don't know what breeze are, Treesie. I know what Treesie is. When I see police, then we getting low. That's another piece. That's another zone. Icing the BBs, now she's down to get treat. Now, what's Treesie? Treesie. She's slutty, bro. It's sluts. We talking about sluts. It's the summer. It's a slutty summer. So, Treesie's get Treesie's rain on. Swagged out? Boom. God, you're so good at reading raps. I got all this water on me like Fiji's. Yeah, I know that Fiji water. Bitch, she swallowed all my kids in a two-seat skirt. Two-seat a car. Yeah, we know that. All right, man. I'm just trying to help you out. Just try. OK, hold on, we got it right here. I won't take her to Ruth Chris. OK. Oh, he said I won't take her to Ruth Chris. Hold on, he mentions Ruth Chris twice? I won't take her to Ruth Chris. Where do you see all that? I get the breeze, then it's Adios. If I'm with you, please, then she'd give it to me. I don't know, man. This is a place where I can't. I'm too old for this shit, bro. Shout out to CJ, though. Yo, he, that's a banger, bro. That one? No, he got a joint with that. Let's do some Ask Canadians, Taylor. Let's go. But that's for the streets. Y'all don't know about that anymore. I also just want to let you know that you should be proud that FDA finally approved of a pill that will help with obesity. Really? Yeah. What does that mean? I mean, that shows to be happy. Wait a minute, what? Because you don't like people being fat. No, for their own good. I don't want to be fat. But there's a pill that does what? What does the pill do? It satiates their hunger? Taylor, why do you want people to be fat? Nobody should want anybody to be fat. Really, man? I feel like people will love fat people. Yeah, y'all got to cut that shit out. I fucking hate you, I know. You want to feel more like home everywhere you go? Huh? Billy. Billy used to be the most bee city in America. Is that right? At one point, yeah. Yeah. I mean, look at the food though. I'm sorry. I'm going to say, you showed more than Alabama. I said it wrong. It used to be. You get fat and filly. Hang on to filly for something. OK, give us a good question. Who we go to without a control? Because it's all fun. All right, ready? All right, so. Ice in the BBs? Sign that song. Michael Weston wants to know, what kind of personal sacrifices do you have to make to have an entertaining podcast? What kind of personal sacrifices do you have to make to have an entertaining podcast? Stay away from these treaches, bro. I've been staying away from treaches for a long time. I've been sustaining from treach behavior. And I think it's benefited the podcast in many ways. There is no sacrifice to make for podcasts. It's like, you know, you just got to put some time into it, take some time out of your day to record it, and just be as authentic as possible. Time. You know what I mean? I'm going to tell you something. No, it's a lot of. Privacy. Sacrifices, privacy. You think so? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's going to be about authentic, though. Yeah, yeah, we're saying the same thing. But I think that, like, you share a lot of your life and a lot more than the average person. And a lot, a lot I wish I could take back. But yeah, yeah. You say things that you're like, oh, shit. But that is the sacrifice. And what's funny is everybody is very entertained by them in the moment. I feel it, I feel it. But we're going to get a pushback in a moment. But five, seven years later. Oh. Right, right. This is serious. I can't wait to see what doesn't age well 10 years from now. Because trust me, everybody's walking around trying to be politically correct and be woke and y'all that. 10 years from now, something you're saying now is going to be used against you. I wonder if it will be the opposite. Like, I wonder if we flip the opposite. And all these people that are like two woke 10 years from now, people are going to look back at what they said and be like, what were you saying? Yeah, that was some stupid shit. That was dumb. 75 genders? Yeah. Like, they start making fun of the super woke people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we'll see. What else we got? Um, Johnny, underscore lovely, wants to know something you've had to unlearn during the pandemic. Something you've had to unlearn during the pandemic. What's something, yeah. What is something you've had to unlearn during the pandemic? Um, oh no. To be honest, I do not know. That there's a woman out there who don't talk. That there's a woman out there that doesn't fall. What do you mean by that, Wax? You know how you like, gotta be like, everybody think they girl talk more than other girl. Oh, you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I was with a couple of guys the other night like, no, wait, my girl knows everything. No, she knows more than everybody girl in the world. And I'm like, there's no way your girl talk more than mine. You see what I'm saying? So now I'm learning that. Every mother talks for a living, though. I get it, but talk, I get it. Talk to the podcast, not on it all day. Patrice on the other joke, he goes, my girl, my girl has sent out 1,500 tweets. It was that's 1,500 conversations I didn't have to have. Put it was around the trees on there. I think it was just starting. That was the only social media. That shit killed me, bro. I tell you one thing, I can't believe Wax is told college you need to shut the fuck up. Yo, that's what you're saying? I'm not saying that. Bro, that's exactly what I'm saying. You are wild, you know what I'm saying? I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Bro, you absolutely didn't say that. I would just say an example. You just literally said, I want to shut the fuck up. No, I didn't. I put a fence around it. That was crazy, bro. I can't believe you said that. I didn't. I put a thing around it. Wax and Logan Paul. Wax and Logan Paul, all Jake Paul. What's Paul to get the fuck with is that? Like I said, I've been around a bunch of guys and they feel like they're a girl talking more than other girls. And that's me's around a couple of people, that's all. That's what you say? You're re-bixing it now. You got the next question ready to go, so we don't have the awkward silence every single time. Think to action. I was going to ask you, can you go and get when you come home? Think to action, you want to know, would you rather have one nut and can last forever sexually or have nine inches and not early? Have nine inches? One nut, one nut and can last forever sexually, but how long's the pecker? What's the conversation? I don't understand. Is it at or have nine inches and not early? I mean, there's no point in having nine inches if you can't use it. You can use it. Not if you're not early. I mean, not early, you're using it. How big is your dick if you get the nut? That's, you need to give us the size of the dick. Are we talking three inches? Okay, so would you rather have one... Don't get angry at us. Why are you all exasperated? Okay, I'll explain it again. You have one job, explain the question, yo. This is how they wrote the sentence though, so I'm not supposed to put it up there. So would you rather, I guess, have five inches and... Oh, five inches and... Last early. All right, I mean, sorry, last sexually. Five inches, last forever, 100%. Not even a question. No, because nine inches and you're not early? You're not early. You're pride there. I'm going to reduce it to three. You don't even have sex for pride at the end of the day. I'm going to reduce it to three, because most likely girls not... But girls probably don't want to have sex with you. Anyway, you should pay. Take the nine inches, do a lot of foreplay. You know what I mean? Nah, bro. That's all. You need to deliver the dick, bro. And y'all also not thinking about your money. You can get hard at you guys. No, you can't. You're not fast again. You're not fast again. I mean, that's different. Now, if you're not fast every single time. Every single time. Nobody would want enough fast every single time. And you're going to piss the girls off even more. Because they're going to be like, oh, I got the nine inch are coming. And then you let them down every single time. Nah, fuck that. Nah, I'm thinking about the nine inches because I'm thinking about my dick for more than just sex. Like I got grease wet pants to wear. Oh, you want to show it off. Listen, you know you can't perform right. You're not going to go on the basketball court. You see what I'm saying? You don't want to fuck the girl. You don't feel like that about the boxing ring? I ain't know I'm a win. Okay. All right. So, Adele and his girl Mohammed, what would you get along with a clone version of yourself? Nah, we probably depends on which version. I'm going to beat the shit out of him. He's going to try to beat the shit out of me. Yeah. Yeah, and that would be annoying. It's literally annoying to have somebody doing the same thing that you're doing. He's going to try to fuck my girl. Fuck you, nigga. Yes. That might be kind of fly though. But if he did. Oh, he could talk to her. Yeah. You just told Carla, shut the fuck up with him. No, I did not. I didn't say that, baby. This shit is crazy. I don't know what got into you today. You feeling yourself. No, I was telling you this. Craziest motherfuckers I've ever met. You want to get to fight with me. I don't agree with anything. I never said a single thing about my girls. I didn't say that. I wish my girl speaks more. It's the second to third. I be talking to my girl like, keep going, please. You don't talk enough. You didn't talk enough. Second time, he told Carla she talked to him. Yo, that's crazy. Carla, I got your back. I don't know what got in him today. He's feeling himself. You're going to get some training in. I was just trying to say. You're going to get all the training in you need. This is going to be going a few rounds. Get that head movement down. You better get that head movement down. We're going to do that for you. That's right. You understand what I mean. You're going to walk in the house and you're going to get a whole seminar. Snuffs, OK? Immediate snuffing. The second you walk in the house. Wow. Booptie. All right. All right, all right, all right. That song is so fire. I played that shit right before I'm about to. You just learning it? I know. I heard it a couple of times. Honestly, I thought it was five-year-old foreign song. I text Al saying, yo, what's that five-year-old foreign song? He goes, whoop-dee. And Al goes, I don't know what you're talking about. I've never heard him do a song with that. And then I started playing that shit and I get charged up. That shit hard. Yo, every time I'm hired, that's when I enjoy a song. Like, I just now learned the Justin Bieber song. Like, which one? Two days ago. It's unbelievable. I'm like, how did y'all let this white boy get dreads and get a soulful song like that? It's beautiful. Justin Bieber been making soulful records. I ain't know like this. And shots of Daniel Caesar on that shit, too, man. I'd never knew that. I ain't giving you that. Wow, this is really one of my favorite Justin Bieber songs. It's so soulful. Oh, he got soulful. Is the only song I've ever heard of him? That was not it. I only listen to gospel. I don't never listen to nothing. Justin is a bad mother fucker. He's a bad mother fucker, yo. We're going to have to start having real conversations about who's the king of white Justin. Say it. Say it. About who's the king of white Justin. Say it. Because it hasn't been said yet and need to be said, yo. Bieber over Timberlake, yo. Bieber over Timberlake, yo. 100. If you want to put the catalog of songs out, Justin Timberlake not coming close to Bieber. You know why Bieber wins? Not even close, man. You know why Bieber wins? Because he didn't take this thing off of Jan Jackson. Janet playing that. No, she didn't. Janet playing that. You crazy if you don't think. Swiss Beats in Timberland, this is the verses that we need. Yeah. All right. Let's do it on Christopher Columbus Day. OK, all right. Justin Bieber versus Justin Timberlake. Who is the king of white Justin's? Why? That's a tough one. Justin got classic though. Justin Timberlake got. How's it tough? Timberlake got classic though. Name one, exactly. Name Justin. I can name a million of them. All right, go. Boom. Sexy back. God damn. Exactly. This shit, they'll cry me a river. OK, two. Motherfucking. Er. But that is sexy back. What's the other shit? Be my girlfriend. He has to be my girlfriend. Would you be my girlfriend? That's insane, though. That's insane. We can't go insane. No, it's not. That's just Justin, I thought. No, it's not. That's an instinct. What? I don't think you can count in 60s. Yes, you do. He's not the group. So you're going against the group. But he was the leader of the group. What? I mean, he would play that. Beyonce do Destiny Child. He would play that. Beyonce can't use Destiny Child if she's going up against another solo artist. A. OK. A. My love is a slapper. Listen, my love is slapper. Oh yeah, my love is slapper. That was very big. My love, my love is slaps. Justin Bieber. Go. Songs by Justin Bieber. Go. Baby. Baby. Baby, baby. I got it in my arms tonight. One more time. One more time. I don't know. I can't really name a lot of these songs, but I just know that would be a good idea. And that's not fair. We can't name more Justin Bieber songs because he's more out, though. Justin hasn't made a song, and who knows? But them two first albums, that goddamn future sex love sounds. And what was the other one? Justin Bieber. Not a far. Woo. Not a far. Woo. Not a far. I want to see that. That's the verses we need. Switzen Timberlain. Justin Timberlake versus Justin Bieber. Who is the king of white Justin? Peaches. Because Justin LeBoy and Justin Combs are the king of black Justin. And I'm going to throw Justin Richberg in there, too. Don't you disrespect our people. I'll root for Justin Richberg, but whatever. Anyways. Whatever. He. I'm nice. So last. You all right. He. You're a little bit of a hater, yo. I'm nice. Let's end on this one. Anyways, Jarrod wants to know, what are the three keys in life? Thieves, titties, and toes. I think you got it. You got it. For a while, now I was just training. I was on Reddit and somebody said, Taylor asked the same questions on Ask an Idiot 10 different ways. And it can never, it can never find them. It's unbelievable how lost she is every single week. What's the key to success? What's the key to life? What are DJ Khaled keys? I like to end it with a positive, I don't know. Give him some inspiration. Why do you not know the next question? When you're talking about, I've been trying to ask the next question for you. She asked the question, then we go, what's next? And is it after she asks a question, she just goes like this on the keyboard. What's wild is, I'm looking at this shit and not one question she asked. She asked one question. And I'm looking at it. She has to scroll. There's more questions. I'm like, where are the questions then? There's more questions. He has to scroll down. Would you be my girlfriend? He said, would you be my girlfriend? OK, here's the last part. If y'all want to end it on that, they want to do this. You just might come on Beachy next week. Anyway. Redder than a Tizzy. They got redder than a Tizzy. Taylor thread Tizzy. That's what the threads should be called. I really, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right, go. Say it. Just say the one. Don't edit this either the way. Keep the whole channel in. We want them to see this pause. We want them to see this pause of Taylor. It's literally, I'm literally looking at 15 questions right and y'all rather answer those. OK, go. Whoopty. No, I want you to find one, Taylor. I want to see you answer. Whoopty. Would you rather? Whoopty. Wow. I want to do this. Would you rather have Charlotte's hairline or Wax's bald spot? Would you what? Whoopty. Rather have your hairline or Wax's bald spot. Same difference. Yeah. That's the final question you want to ask. That's the same difference. OK? She said, is that the same difference? OK. Do you think aliens? She's still shooting, Reddy. Do you think aliens? Reddy, she's still shooting. Keep digging your grave, Taylor. Keep digging your grave. Do you think that aliens could be our pets? No. Absolutely positively not. The reason aliens could never be our pets, because if they have the technology to travel through our planets. Why they're going to be subservient to us when they get here. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. If we don't have the same type of technology they have, why would they come here and be our fucking pets? You arrogant human. Yo, honestly, who asked that question? You, Taylor? No. No. That might have been Taylor, yo. No, it wasn't. This guy named Love Pierre wants to know that. Fun-sized T asked that shit. Oh, my God. Taylor. At least she let us this night for a while. Yo, you know what's crazy? She calls herself Fun-sized, but she'd be shaming dicks. You don't want dick-fun-sized, do you, huh? Why would I? It's not fun. It's good. Yeah. Taylor. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. The point. Wait. Put the phone down. Yeah. Back away from the phone slowly. Thank Jesus for, you know, another podcast. Whoop-tee. Hyundai Core. We love you. Please, read it. Read it. Read it. Be forgiven. Grace read it. Remember Grace. OK. As always, if you listen to this podcast, what do you say? You talking slick? Yes, they go all set on my dick. Whoa. There you go. Have at it. Hey, read it. Have at it, read it. Enjoy. I saw that thread too. Somebody say, oh, word, Taylor? All right. No, that's true. Someone's like. Somebody did. Somebody said, Taylor, should we tell Taylor how we really feel? That's right. You keep calling for violence on Reddit. You going to get what you ask for. Yeah, all they do is turn their fingers. Like, they going to come see me or not. Because I got something for them too. What? What you got? The only person that ever beat the internet, his name was Tom Brady. You'll never beat the internet. What you got for them? You got your fire? I said they want to show. Wait, what? You don't got your fire on you, bro? Yeah. I got my fire. I got a shooter too. Oh, shit. Yeah. You got your fire, bro? I don't know. I think you should stay off Reddit. You got to stay off Reddit. I don't go on Reddit. But again, they can see me if they want it. Oh, wow. I'm not scared. Oh, wow. Go. I want them to go as hard as they can. As always. Don't shoot Taylor in the foot. That's all I got to say. I'll be here next week. It's cool because that's what I will be here for the next week, so it doesn't matter. I'm telling you right now, they're going for headshots only. I know. You know they are. Be nice. Reddit. We're going to read them too. So what's up? Oh my goodness. All right. You know what? That's what we'll do next week. Next week we will read the Taylor thread on Reddit because Taylor thinks that she can beat the internet. She is going to learn a harsh lesson today. Yes. Amen. And I don't wish this on anybody. OK. But she's giving y'all consent to bully. I think that's all. And I say I might agree with y'all. Oh my god, Taylor. We agree. We were almost done. Let her keep. OK, go, go, go. If this is what she wants, this is what she'll get. If you want violence, you're going to get violence. Go. Say your last thing. All we're doing is just reading them. We're just reading them. Nothing else is going to happen. All right, boom. Bad. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.