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I mean now that you've asked, I don't like to talk about it. I like to just push on and I don't like to make it a big thing and I don't want it to feel sorry for me and at the end of the day it's probably just a sniffle and not really anything to consume myself with, but I'm feeling a little bit coldy, thank you for asking. I thought you were talking about your charity work then. Well, my tremendous work for charity that I don't like to talk about. That's what I thought you were talking about. Well, let's go to what I was saying. Hello, what was I saying? You know what, Dave? I'm actually not feeling very good at all. We have been very tired all weekend and I feel a little bit sickly today, which is a bit mad. So do I? Weirdly, we haven't even been together, so people can't even blame us of any of that. Sharing now. Maybe we need to get together more, Dave. That's what I say. Maybe. None of a certain age, that's the problem. Or maybe that's what it is. I feel great. Well, that's good for you. That's good for you. There's been many occasions you've come in them with. That's good, it's all good. It's all good. Whatever. Dave, let's begin with, you know, because we have to, with Sunday's game against Manchester United. Obviously, we spoke last week about the protests and everything. I thought they were done really well by the Everthrone. Huge turnout, made our feelings known. Within three minutes, goal of the season had been scored and it kind of dampened down. That atmosphere, but first of all, what do you think, regarding the scenes you saw with the protests before we get onto the game? Well, I mean, I was going to ask you first and foremost, because obviously I was only watching on the telly, so you don't really get a full picture and also mindful of the fact that, because of the nature of the protests, that there could have been some editing or selective shots used in terms of what we saw on TV footage, but in terms of, you know, all the Premier League signs that you saw everywhere in the ground, it looked like a really, really strong protest. Obviously, I've sort of since seen shots from outside the, outside the ground and people sort of marching up County Road and stuff like that. And yeah, it looked powerful and I was going to ask you what was the, what was the general feeling? Was it, was it, was there anger? Was there a kind of feeling of hope and unity without sounding to, you know, I don't know? Yeah, I think it's hard to gauge the actual feeling, because it's ahead of a game, isn't it? And yeah, I think all your emotions are tied up in that as well, but I just think by the sheer number of people, I think that told you everything. Guy stood on Spell-O-Lane and filmed everything, everyone coming up Spell-O-Lane and it took eight minutes to record everybody. So that shows you the sheer amount of people. And yeah, I just think, as I said, it's hard to gauge. I think there was a lot of, there was a lot of enthusiasm before the game, going into the game, a lot of people felt like together. So we had an inside, obviously brilliant scenes and, you know, obviously synchronised to the walk out in ten minutes. And I think everyone's on the same page. I think everyone, I think everyone does feel genuinely hard done by. And I think people are starting to, obviously on the outside, you know, you get a lot of criticism from the outside, which I still find mad, I still find it mad in football that people don't, other football fans don't back each other up. I think we saw last night the Wolves fans, the realisation from the Wolves fans that, you know, they're sort of joining in the same songs. And I don't know what, there's just a general, I look at football at the moment and I just think it's absolutely broken. I do generally think it's broken. And if you strip away all the hype and all the, you know, all the stuff that comes with it, we've got a really, the games in a really bad place at the moment. And I think the more people wake up to that, maybe more people will understand what Everton fans are saying and what they're fighting for rather than having that, obviously selfish tribal nature that football fans tend to have when it's somebody else rather than them. See, by slight contrast in terms of what I've picked up on through social media and whatnot in the last, you know, 10 days or so, is I've actually felt that there's been quite a lot of support and unity from other fans and other clubs and yeah, I mean, if anything, I've actually been quite pleasantly surprised by the backing that we've got from people. So yeah, I mean, listen, football's not in a great place. I mean, the whole reason why we're in the situation that we are is arguably because football's not in a good place and you know, there's too much money, there's too much greed, there's too much self-interest, but I think we do have our backers and we do have our supporters and that's good because it's not just us, hopefully. No, it's going to have to be, they're going to have to have football fans are going to have to come together because it's just getting out of control. There's just too many elements at the moment. Again, I mentioned last night's game, you know, Wolff's playing a full and it's just horrendous to watch. It's horrendous to see the game being going the direction it is and people just putting their hands up and going, well, that's just the way it is. And it's like, well, it's not, is it? Because you are destroying the enjoyment factor of football. They really are. And you can understand why people do love, you know, going to watch lower league football, non-league football, the buzz of just what football was because you don't have to factor in all these elements of are our club going to have point deductions or do we all have to become mathematicians to work out what's going on in the game? You know, the VAR stuff is just out of control. It's just, for me, I just, and I don't see also the other side of it, I don't see actually the flip side of it where there's quality everywhere. I look at the quality and I'm just further looking at the players going, you are out of these players. There's none of them that stand out to me. None of them make me want to watch games. There's no one I go, I'm going to switch that on because he's playing. I just, honestly, I'm so sick and tired of the game. I just think it's absolutely terrible at the moment. Go to health for a football challenge. No. See you next week. No, I'm with you. You know my feelings on the Premier League. It's the most brilliantly packaged hype machine ever. The quality levels are awful. People are trying to tell you it's the best league in the world at down the grave, having the grave for a number of years. But in terms of the game day, I mean, we went in. There was anger and the scenes were brilliant, you know, as the players come out and everything. But when United scored, I think there was a realisation as well of they've put us right back in the shit. Because that game, we could have got B3 in El Bay United even if, you know, the point hadn't been taken. You know what I mean? But what it did and the point of this all yesterday, what it's done is it's changed every game now. Whereas 10 days ago, going to the palace, we played with a, I wouldn't say three of them, but we were winning games and we were in a good place in that. The pressure was slightly different then. The pressure when we went to Crystal Palace the other week was can we get close to them? And we did, we beat them and we came in a point of them. The game on Sunday became almost like a must win, but not from our own doing if that makes sense. If it was just being 14.7 versus 20. Manchester United, you go and if we beat these, we're close to them. If they get beat, you go, oh well, we just didn't really play that well or we missed chances or whatever. You know what I mean? Once we went one down, there was that kind, I felt like it was a realisation there. Anyway, we've been punished for something that we haven't really done. If that makes sense in a sport and sense, and now they've put us right in this battle again when we were in it. Well, I mean, listen, let's break it down. I mean, sorry, it sounded like we were going to dance or something there. I meant, you know, let's... This is how we've got sick. This is how we've got sick, isn't it? Dancing together. Too much break dancing. The thing is it was a wonder goal, right? Yeah. It was just one of those. So you can't legislate for those. It was absolutely superb and it was like, wow. Okay, so then that happens after a couple of minutes and puts a different perspective on everything. I thought we had plenty of chances to get back into it. And once again, it was one of those cases that, you know, you read the chances and I remember saying, coming up to halftime, you've had about four or five good chances to say you've got to take one of them. And if you don't, then you're in trouble. So from an encouraging point of view, at least the chances were being created. You know, they were getting into those positions, but they couldn't convert them. You know, the penalty was a penalty and Ashley Young was wrong to do what he did. And then, you know, Marcia O'r Goll at the end was well taken and they did a professional job on us. But I do feel that had they taken one of those chances in the first half, it would have been a very different picture. So I didn't think that we were, certainly in the first 45 minutes, I didn't think that we were battered in any way. I think that the first goal did take the wind out of our sails, but I think we had the opportunity to come back into it. But it wasn't to be. And I think actually to be fair, I think that the three-nil score line is a little unfair. I think it flattered them slightly. I don't think there was three goals in it really. I mean, obviously were, but you know what I mean? No, but I think if you look at the, you look at the stats, it was, what was it, 50-50 possession or 51-49? Too much possession. There was ever not 24 shots of goal tonight at nine. The XG said it should have been a 2-2 or even if you wanted a round up a 3-2 ever. But the first half, 1-0 down. We should have gone in ahead. It was the second half I was disappointed with because it felt like awesome looting. That's what it felt like. Yeah, no, it was. It was. They said they did the goal just punctured everything and it took us a while to recover from that and get back into it. But you just think if we had grabbed the goal and made it 1-1, I think we would have had the ability to go on and win it. The change, they wouldn't have. That's the thing. I mean, you can point out XG and you can point out and the manager pointed this out all early season. It doesn't mean anything. If you don't stick the ball in the back of the net you can make all the chances you want when we made some decent runs. But it doesn't really matter because you've got to put the ball in the back of the net. That's the only thing that matters at the end of the day and that's what they did. They were a lot more efficient and that's what they are as a team, a lot more efficient. They're not a great side. They've just got much better players than a lot of teams they face and can have those big moments. Whether it's the first goal or just creating an opportunity for the penalty or whatever it is. That's where we aren't efficient because we just don't have those kind of players and games can be taken away from you really quickly even though you mightn't deserve. That is the haves and the have-nots of the Premier League. But the reality is that suddenly everyone realised where we are and what we're going to have to do to get out of this. Obviously if we don't get any points back and it is going to be hard work, it's not going to be. Because it does change the mood, it does change the mindset, it changes how you go into games and how you think about games. Sunday, Sunday sorry, it's suddenly like I must get something. Do not get beat and then go to the next one where it is. I don't know about you two but ahead of the Monday night, sorry, ahead of losing the points, I was feeling quite confident that mindset was completely the other way and even sitting there on Saturday with all those girls coming in. Last week you were looking at some of those girls going, God, these are going great. Looting a beaten palace and barely winning. You're looking at the teams around us and then in a week it's all flipped and suddenly you want to change it again. You just feel like something has been taken away from us. But that other side of it, that middle side where you're just starting to enjoy where we were has been taken away from us. I think for me and I agree, I think in terms of the difference in the mood with the palace game is that at that point in time it was almost like this is also a measure of how low our bar is but it was almost like we were doing better than we had thought we might be. Therefore, we were almost sort of in credit. We were ahead of the game. Do you know what? If we got something from palace then good. But we didn't necessarily need it and so you're playing with more freedom aren't you? You're not playing like your life depends upon it which unfortunately now because of what's happened we are in that situation and as you say, that wonder goal suddenly just punctured everything. There's a narrative that the whole thing's going to galvanise everything and we'll wait and see on that but that narrative winds me up because I don't want to be galvanised. I just wanted a nice steady season where we grew and we talked about football and we just picked up points and there isn't going to be that kind of prayer. I don't want that. I didn't want that on Sunday. I didn't want to have to be in the grand and was all protesting and holding car. I've had enough of that. I've been doing that for the last two years. I didn't want to do more of it and then half people on the outside almost pointing and laughing at our situation. When our situation two weeks before that was quite calm and steady and everything seemed to be in the balance and then it gets ripped away from you and suddenly as I said that's hard for all the people we've all been through it and that's hard we're going to have to go back to the well again and I think that's going to be really hard for a lot of people. What do we do now? Because obviously this was always going to be where all the eyes were the first game after the 10 points and it happened to be my new and it happened to be on live and all of that. What do we do now? The manager will and the players will just be not unchanged. You've won four games you can win games of football, keep it going forget about the league the lawyers are working on getting some points back whatever whatever and that's got to be how it's done isn't it? You can't look at the league table and feel sorry for themselves but for us as a fan base what do we do? The thing is with that home game against United being the first one after the points deduction it felt almost like the script was written that everything were going to galvanise the club, galvanise the fans galvanise the players and they were all going to come and they were going to beat United it was it was actually Sunday morning and I remember kind of just thinking about it and thinking you know what it's too obvious so that isn't it? You know when you think maybe that's an evident thing it's too obvious it's too sweet that and we don't do the obvious we don't do what we should do a lot of the time and I thought no we'll end up getting the points from elsewhere it's a very different mood even if they got something out of it if they got a point out of it then it would have been we're off the blocks and running and nothing's going to keep us down and we go into the next one with our heads held high and it's created exactly the opposite of that and not just getting beat but scoreline wise getting comprehensively beaten as well at home is a flattener and it does put a very different perspective on things now and I think we we have to get something out of forest on Saturday but that won't be easy at all it's not somewhere where you'd fancy going and picking up points and then the two home games against Newcastle and Chelsea well that's it it just completely changes and this is the irony of it this is exactly the opposite of what I was saying last week where I was saying I quite fancy these fixtures because I quite fancy home fixtures against big clubs that we normally rise the occasion against and actually do better against but yeah it's a very different feel and I think it will be a very different feel until there's some more points on the board but then there's that chicken and egg situation now isn't it let me ask you this Dave do you think even with this hanging over us do you think the Premier League should have just left the points until the appeal was heard and the final decision was made do you know what I mean we've recommended 10 points to the doctor Everton are going to appeal and once the appeal is finalised we'll have the final figure and then we will deduct because I do feel like I'm just taking the points immediately it has put us in such a downward spiral at the moment and you're right until we win a game of football that will feel like that we go to Forrest and win on Saturday I think the defiantail will come back again then for the new castle game it will be like come on the Premier League and all that but what you are fearing on that or do you think it doesn't really matter because it ultimately it will level out once the decision is made anyway it was the wording of it though as well and I can remember exactly where I am now and I saw it flash up on my phone and Everton have been deducted 10 points with immediate effect and it goes back to this thing that we were saying about the Premier League where they were so keen for this to happen and all the stuff that they were putting out in the press beforehand they recommended this happened and independent tribunal or whatever my ars but they seem very happy to slap it on straight away we are in charge this is what we are doing I mean I suppose in answer to your question they and in fairness to them Everton yes they were likely to appeal it but they didn't have to appeal it so do you see what I mean otherwise you know what you are saying makes sense if it is a given that that process is going to take that course I mean in other words this is what happened you appeal it we look at it blah blah blah we then come out with a final outcome if that was a thing then fine but they have to I suppose work on the basis that they found us guilty they have decided upon a sanction which was a 10 points and without any appeal from Everton that's it case closed isn't it which is why it's gone the way that it has done um it will feel like this as you say until we get some points on the board you know I do find it weird I know I haven't put an appeal in yet but I do find it weird that we don't get the points back if we appeal because in any other sport and thing you do so strange you get it back in it because you've understood that you've got to back then you've got to take you've basically not null and void it but the first one is being pushed to the side and you're going to have an appeal it's weird I don't understand it but do we know that that definitely not happening I think so yeah Everton put the appeal in tomorrow Everton a 14 to get but back for a few weeks but it's obviously something because it's within the Premier League it's obviously within the Premier League if it was part of the bigger maybe thing then maybe and we could go to like the European all that just another week of Everton just another week of the proper called Everton it's dance of forest isn't it absolutely that's all we can do isn't it go to forest of the weekend beatable we lost the room last week it'll be a tough game don't get me wrong but I don't like to know it's better than anything this is the opportunity for Everton to really put a mark on that but generally more comfortable away from home anyway and also if we are to look at the positives we're still creating chances against when united we're still creating chances several chances and they have to be more clinical in front of go and if they are then it's a very different complexion at the risk of stating the bloody obvious but really is and that's the difference and you know there's no reason why we couldn't have come out of that on Sunday with one each easily well we should have been two realistically we should have been two three one up a half time their ex-gee has gone up mainly because they've had a penalty and Marcial has been in the middle of the golden score and there's still below Everton so if you're looking at it purely on opportunities Everton should have been three one up a half time and if we had got a goal in that first half it would have changed the whole atmosphere and the stating but that's footy isn't it it's not like we haven't seen this before this season full of them you know looting wolves you know it's a reacaring theme around we've got to start taking our chances and who knows maybe maybe we'll do it against Newcastle that would be nice wouldn't it that's the one isn't it oh well let's move on I found this thing before which is first of all no sorry I'll do what I was going to do this is brilliant this is the unplanned section it sounds like it's unplanned to Bas now it is unplanned I've got two things right but this is incredible I've seen the story failed attempts it's called right a 29-year-old German math I might have told you this but I'm going to tell Dave and you might not done a 29-year-old German man is suing his neighbour for breach of contract after the neighbour failed to impregnate his wife after 72 different attempts to do so he hired Maus the neighbour to impregnate his former wife as he was sterile and he wanted a baby badly he thought Maus would be a good choice as he remembered him and was the father of two Paid Maus roughly $2,000 for three evenings a week for the next six months with his wife Maus tried desperately a total of 72 times went trout his wife great name I've probably hammered that name I mean that's part of it, I mean that would do it for me it's not like a channel for dog and cheese maybe, maybe didn't get pregnant after six months Saupolus insisted to go for a medical examination which revealed he was sterile as well was this in the brothers grimp hang on, which revealed he was sterile as well Maus's wife was then forced to confess Maus was not the real father of her two kids I mean there's a lot to unpick that contract is one for the lawyers to go through really so what you're saying 0xg of both of them is 0 0xg and whoever is doing someone else on the side in that instance it doesn't matter how clinical you are even if you've taken your chances nothing's going to happen in that situation this allowing them off just ruling them off for no reason so what was the name of the wife the one who had to admit that she was trout was the other trout was the one who was because what Maus needs to do is go and see the of the woman Maus said he didn't guarantee conception but he'd give an honest shot at it which he did on 72 I mean that's an unfortunate expression give it a good shot he did it on 72 occasions so Maus's wife it doesn't say her name but obviously she should have been she should have got whoever had come in and give her a go going over on some kind of bylaw there something's happened here isn't it the screwed either way these kind of disputes to do with who's fence it is this is a very different situation I was going to say to never be in a dispute like this with a contract Dave that you might have been involved in or heard about because I haven't no one's ever knocked on my door and gone listen any chance two grand a week they couldn't get you in the gator community no that's very true I've never had I've never had any contract with any neighbors I mean everybody needs good neighbors and neighbors become good friends in this case more so than maybe but Maus and Trout I was going to say I was going to say he was on the other side sorry I see what you mean when you say try the other side you mean in terms of where they live where they live I'm with you I thought we were talking about a different science hasn't got to that point unless it was a techie based but there you go you mean the other side because maybe the other side maybe full of protein on that reference there ask your parents absolutely I've had a couple of questions in for this just before because I know Dave's got to go on her and there may be a weird sub but there you go hang on hang on this is more interesting than anything we've talked about so far who's going to be the weird sub? Ned oh Ned okay fine we lost that quickly didn't we no what that was that was the guy Natio moments on Sunday hang on that's me it's not us is this the sound effect to get you on the show he's gone to the window Dave has took to the window he's still not back he's got to answer it now genuinely you won't believe go on that's my next door neighbour with a contact in his hand well I can't see that he's got a contract in his hand but there is a van outside with some scaffolding lads and I'm assuming that maybe he wants me to move my car so the lads poles up I don't think it's a contract situation but for now and this would be a good time for me to leave I'm going to go and see my next door neighbour see if he wants a pole and that reason alone and I will report back next week take it easy Dave good one go and check if your neighbour wants his pole up see you later bye bye enter Ned look at this Ned please tell me that you've got and the first question is perfect no I thought you were going to do I thought you were going to do the spider story no I'll keep that for next because that's still creeping me out save that get that I'm not saving it I want a blanket Ned the first question is how long do you think you'd survive in a zombie apocalypse and that is almost insanity no less than longer than I'd survive in normal life ok explain why because I've just planned everything out of my head already the worst thing is you know he actually has planned out yeah absolutely so what would you do then go on then give me a 3 step Ned's 5 step guide to surviving a zombie this is absolutely subjective because what zombies are we facing we're facing we're facing the dead zombies no let's just your box standard zombie your box standard zombie you're using film references they're not real they're just like normal humans but they're a bit dead no they're dead and they want to eat your brain I would go to a safe and secure place where's that dead easy to say where I know other people will go a lot of other people so I can take a hierarchy and control all those people why would you take the hierarchy just out of interest and then I become more and more powerful would you go to Costco yeah and take the hierarchy and take the hierarchy that's it didn't you get that with your Costco card and then he tries to battle for leadership let's be honest if a zombie is happening in society we'll go back quite a few years so there's going to be like if we want to fight for dominance we'll have to actually fight to the death and that'll be fine and would you do that fight to the death you you spaddle box and still loose we're not in a zombie apocalypse hang on hang on what you've done is give your fire stash you for fire what you've done is you've gone this is what I live forever you've just projected something from your mind without like like you said I'm going to live in a high rise where are you going to get your food from Costco so you don't think that Costco wouldn't be he's holding up in Costco yes but that's why I have my own people to go out and get food for me why would anybody listen to you because I'm a natural leader you're a runt let's see what happens when the zombie apocalypse happens to be honest Ned I can say you're wrong I can say you're wrong because we have a zombie let's move on what is your favourite smell my favourite smell cherry I don't know why you've dived in but fair enough Ned's gone cherry new car smell quite good lavender probably lavender chilling beautiful I love pine Christmas when you have the real trees the pine I love that smell Christmas tree smell of pine like a real Christmas tree pine Christmas tree that smell do you go to the woods and cut one down I would do if I lived in those areas I would do if I lived in those areas I would do if I lived in those areas this will be an interesting month have you ever gone a day without wearing underwear yeah loads loads last week last week last week wasn't the answer last week wasn't the answer less washing to do just put jammer pants on and if I go out you put them under my pants you put what? the jammer buttons even at the shops I'll have my jammers I'll put some tracky bottoms on go to the shop and then and then they can breathe then can't they no they can't breathe because you're putting two legs hanging hang on hang on why? just why in general what do you mean why not because it doesn't feel great have you ever gone I think we all probably have haven't we just not wearing jeans I think I have I've done it by accident more often than you forgot about the bills playing football and gone and hadn't forgot to put me to your keys in me kit bag and ended up not playing with me playing on a muddy pitch I don't wear normal boxers when I'm playing football or wear base layers because you're like tight compressed ones have you passed Christ? probably I imagine for some reason I don't think I've ever done it on papers because it's really really stupid idea because it is a lesson there is a lesson one lesson I would give any young up and coming book is investing good underwe socks and because because it's false economy because if you go buy a pair of cheap socks they'll just fall to bits they're quick they won't give you any pardon and you've got to look after your feet and you've got to look after your and you've got to there is one thing I would say I did a hike once not wearing underwear but I decided to wear the baggiest pair of boxes I could find because it was 30 degrees and I wanted a lot of to breathe but when you're doing a lot of climbing and big steps and then big steps down there's a lot of smashage smashage so buy it with a beam or normal compressive that would have been a base layer I got it wrong you did when you ate pyjamas on the attacking bottoms the maddest thing I've ever ate what do you think your last words will be it was Ned it might be in here with us it was Ned it was Ned VAR Premier League is corrupt don't let Ned have anything Ned go on you're normally good at this Ned what are you doing no I think my last words will be look after the lizards what would it be look after the lizards I hope my last words or like look after the grandkids or something surely your last words should be release the lizards release the lizards should be as last few words not look after them release them there's a hierarchy there's zombies will get him what's the hierarchy why does he not know what hierarchy means there is a hierarchy have you got any that you've as long as it's not shit where did that bus come from and I'm alright what's secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know I don't know I actually knew the truth of one of the conspiracy it's a secret one now but you actually knew it not really conspiracy that is it that aliens have landed on earth so I actually knew it 100% it was facts and I get to tell everybody and they believe me that aliens landed on earth how would you convince people that that was real tell them and if they don't believe me you're lost then that doesn't feel like you are am I not convinced enough anyway that doesn't feel like you're the hierarchy no no I'm telling your pet I did a job in area 51 and there's an alien there who'd been sitting there for years area 51 he said the A51 he was smart and wrote out hand on heart there's a lot of people who walk around with hand on heart are you convinced no because I know you've never been to Arizona is that where area 51 is yeah yeah I mean it's not so straight away it's in New Mexico that's it I actually don't know any so there you go so how can you convince me you haven't been able to convince somebody alright if you were a dog what breed would you want to be sausage dog he is a sausage it's really cute aren't he and they live quite a long time wouldn't you want to be like wouldn't you want to like have aspirations so like saying I've got this completely wrong sheep dog sheep dog trials sheep dog trials I've matched sheep dog trials I'm not sure you've got the facilities I'm sure I don't know you've got the confidence I feel like wouldn't you want to like see to me I'd want to be like see like an Alsatian or a black lab and then you can be working with the police or you could work as finding bombs why do you want to find bombs you're a dog you're made up with your dinner so you just like imagine the extra aspiration I'd rather just be like because I'm made up with my dinner and I'm clever and the family you're already made up with your dinner but what you're doing you're putting your life at risk as well because what else do you get how many times do you hear like a dog get blown up by a I think Baz has thought quite smart because to have a cock a poo you have to be minted so Baz is going to be in a quite wealthy family they're about three grand they're not three grand they're literally not they're literally like 1100 quid 1100 quid is a lot of money Baz no we know but they're not three grand you're literally charging me three times you're going to be getting like the best the best meat on you pedigree what are you talking about people are clearly well off to buy a cock a poo that's like saying that's like saying in lockdown the way but show us every other dog because you couldn't get them they're not now that's like saying I'm going on holiday so somewhere and it cost me two grand oh I must be wealthy people save up average normal working class people what can afford things buy saving up that's what they do once you've bought a dog you've still got to put a lot of money into it so to have a dog anyway you've got to be quite wealthy how much is your car are you rich are you well off your car would you have to keep putting petrol in and keep getting new tyres and things like that over time that's a lot of money way more money than a dog because I'd get a good dog as well and it would have a great life like my dogs are having now it's got a great life I just thought you were going to say I've thought smartly because dogs are happy just getting the dinner so happy doing life no dogs want a lane they don't want a lane about bombs they don't know it's bombs they think it's games I'll be playing games don't worry about that I just won't be going with bombs you're not even an older dog what are you talking about you're not even a you have to borrow other people's dogs people just one dog just one dog it's like landing on the floor with the dog it just keeps coming back on loan to the same place it doesn't go off everywhere the dogs like Darren Fagus and going back to Peterborough six times just keep coming back have you ever gone have you ever stolen a chocolate bar in your life yeah as a kid from a shop no from a shop that's dark you've definitely gone he's stolen it in here I know he has so once I brought a bar of dairy milk in here these little bars of dairy milk that were bought four bars and they were left on the side four bars they were both purposely four bars and one day they were in there and I said where are those bars of chocolate and Ned said I took them home and ate them because no one else was eating them even though they'd been both purposely four bars as a present you shouldn't leave food around no no no no no that's like saying that's like walking to a bank going you shouldn't leave money around walking into a shop and going to leave jeans on the shelf I'm going to pick it up would you go into a shop or walk out with a pair of jeans no because they're there for purpose they haven't just left them there so dairy milk bars were there for purpose they hadn't just been left there somebody left a pair of goly gloves on a footy picture about two weeks ago I'm having them you don't leave goly gloves shall we move on before you incriminate yourself anymore I don't think he just has shall we move on so imagine some kid get home I know where I left them get there, see some fella in a concrete coloured car gone hello hello I didn't pick any goly gloves up on this they've been there for three days they've been there for three days how do you know they were there on the Wednesday they were on the Thursday and I went back on a Friday so I have another game you went back to see if they were still there I'll give them a chance that round pizzas come in square boxes you know they weren't working a pizza shop I thought you'd be able to come up with a good answer because the boxes are easier to make square obviously how do you make a round box I'm just asking you why don't they make the pizza square you want to eat a square pizza no just pizza you can get oblong pizza you can get french bread pizza drop one so why not if you had the choice what would you buy a square pizza or a circle pizza a square one would you just look better you just like that but what if you've got a round plate how do you get a square I can just lattice the pizza that means the pizza will be small because that will be small on your plate it's for me I'll drop the knife and drop the rest off that's just selfish why is it selfish he's actually giving pizzas away I feel like he's retired he's actually retired now he's got that thing to do with the team he's doing it after dinner Ned have you ever been caught dancing in front of you Myrae I don't think I ever have dancing in front of me Myrae I checked myself out a lot did you check yourself before you wrecked yourself no I checked myself out if we had to say Ned had to retake his driving test now which part of the test did you need to fail speeding bit do you? yeah no one speed on me test would I it's ruled it's like if you speed you fail haven't you so I won't speed the question was literally if you were to take the test again and you failed a part of it which part would it be so we went for speeding but I won't speed on me test you're so used to speed I think all of it I've seen you trying to have races with people on the 62 oh you said and he got that off didn't he of course he got that off it's not good is it on me one of these questions have you ever tried talking to your dog what was the sort of dog got the sort of dog as if you wouldn't communicate with the dog it's ridiculous that Ned what would you call a male ladybug male ladybug and then a squishy it's the only time you get to squishy anyone call Peter why would you squishy so basically what we found that's what Ned in less than 15 minutes is he's a thief quite revealing these questions it's like one of those tests he's a thief he's got a really high opinion of himself he thinks he's the hierarchy he thinks he's the hierarchy animal cruelty he's got any new because of the lizards hellden captivity he wants to kill he wants to kill wildlife which help help at the environment so basically you know what I really call the ladybug pony boy Curtis you'd call it pony boy Curtis I've always wanted to have a pet called pony boy so why haven't you called one of your pets so why haven't you called one of your lizards pony boy then they're both girls hang on pony boy could be your girls name why do you want to call sorry sorry sorry why do you want to call a pet pony boy from the outsiders it's character from the outsiders Ned do you like pineapple on your pizza no no pet don't mind it with a bit of ham don't mind the Hawaiian pizza at all full Hawaiian who was your first ever crush Ned ooh Zendaya probably Zendaya so you never had a crush before Zendaya is that when I can't think of one earlier and how old were you when you had a crush less than 10 years 10 years old 23 Princess Leia that's a good one I reckon mine was Madonna or Whitney Houston Whitney Houston saving all my love for you I think but it might I did like a bit of Leia though I must admit I must admit I'm the best here if you had to choose to hear a certain voice in your head who's voice would it be Morgan Freeman easily Morgan Freeman goes with the hierarchy that you think you are so if you had someone that was talking to you'd want it to be Morgan Freeman's voice to be fair daddy isn't bad Morgan Freeman is a good choice Samuel El Jackson Morgan Freeman is cool Samuel El Jackson is cool the way he talked to me would maybe want to throw a fist at myself why? because he'd like telling me what to do why would he be telling you what to do it's just a voice in your head it's not the village Samuel El Jackson in your head you've just got his voice it's not going to be great hey man they'll be talking to me it's just a stereo that's what he says he's not going to go royal with cheese and sugar and all this and I was trying to follow the same thing isn't he now in the film Samuel El Jackson in the film is class and that Billy Connelly because I love Billy Connelly's voice he's just telling you you're a tip I love it I know it's not I know it's not I know it's not a pony boy cat Hagrid Hagrid you can just think a Hagrid's voice inside Ned's head I should not have said that exactly I should not have said that it's a harmless creatures there you go he's another fella who loved his animals he kept them captive he never really sent them to where they're best did he though the only one he set free was the bloody spiders and look what happened with them absolute gang of bastards last couple what's the sexiest name you've ever heard sexiest name it's so fun man it's been the soul sir I think we were talking about that's what I thought you both can't argue is there actually a full name or can it just be like I don't know if people have a name jasmine jasmine is a good name I've got an image of jasmine when you say it Matthew jasmine it's nice the way it rolls off jasmine not bad and should we finish with this normal one no we've done super power stuff of me can I just literally just facebook just opened on my phone go on and literally the first thing it said Liverpool Echo from one hour ago this is the headline private club with dog in room ask you to bring your own booze let's leave it there that's the way to finish go on search where it is and if you'd like to go do a bit of dogging in your own bring your own what bring your own alcohol it's got a dungeon just yards away from a primary school that's not great obviously well it's good though because you can drop your kids off and do a bit of dogging go straight to the dogging and dogging and dungeon would you be a great name for a pub the dogging and dungeon you can't be boozing now when you've dropped your kids off or home then go for a dogging good point I'm a bit busy I'm in a dungeon with a dragon couples membership is only £50 a year that's what you get for the membership that's what you get for the membership I don't want to know I don't want to go on I mean it feels like you do I wouldn't have made to access all areas apparently the good thing is though if you get three parking with it it's a good place to park to drop your kids off for school keep you busy for the day I don't know but that means you're not parking on those zigzag lines keeping the kids safe keep yourself safe if you choose to go it's taking on all the booze with you couldn't you I'm not going personally it's in run corn now will you but fair play I'd just like to know what you get for your £50 membership we'll do a bit of investigative we'll send a hierarchy that's us done let us know what you think in the comments section below send in any random questions show of two ass very much like Evan's performance on Sunday we're going take it easy like it, subscribe, give it five stars do all that good stuff as John Blaine we'll see you next week, bye