Dimitri Boertien: Harry Potter Rant





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Uploaded on Sep 18, 2011

Oh, hey! You just caught me reminiscing about the new installment of the Harry Potter franchise. Wait.. no you didn't because A) It's not out on DVD yet, and there's no way I'm spending my hard earned cash so JK Rowling can make more money and B) Harry Potter sucks.
As most people worldwide, I loved Harry Potter back in 2001 when the first movie was released. Since then, and seven movies later, I can no longer stand the phenomenon that Harry Potter has created.
Saw, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Harry Potter. All of these franchises are fairly popular for being terrifying because of their cold blooded killers. Wake up in a death chamber, your dreams violently invaded by Freddy Kruger, sliced to bits by Jason Voorhees, or have a spell cast on you by Voldermort. I'd have to say that Voldermort is the most unintimidating villain in all movies. All you have to do to disarm him is snap his wand in half then start delivering upper cuts to his face, totally defenceless.
Ever notice there spells for everything in Harry Potter? But yet no spells that will enhance your life for the better. L'godum leveosa? More like L'godum-shut up and make me some food.
Don't even get me stated about Malfoy! He's been sulking since the first movie. So what if Harry didn't wanna shake your hand? Maybe if you weren't such an arrogant moron, people might actually wanna be your friend, but until you shape up get the heck off my screen.
Furthermore, Harry Potter grossed more than Bowling for Columbine, Super Size Me, United 93, and the Pianist combined. So your telling me people care more about Harry's fantasy adventures with Ron and Harmonie then the Colombine shooting of "99, our society's health, 9/11, and the holocaust? All combined?? Yeah, right.
And did you know that Jesus Christ, our lord and savior has 3 million likes on facebook, while Harry Potter, our lord and savior of waving magic sticks has 35 million likes and since I began this rant approximately 38 more people have liked him on facebook. If that doesn't get you thinking then I don't know what will.

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