 It is the at bat of spring training. Everyone's talking about it. I was on vacation when it happened. Now I'm back. I got to take a look. I'm excited. This one's brought to you by DraftKings. Go to DraftKings. Download the app. Use promo code Johnboy when you do. Play some fantasy sports. Make some bets. Have some fun. Share some laughs. Jordan Hicks is on the bump for the Cardinals. He hasn't pitched in two years. Injury and then COVID. And he hasn't seen a batter in two years. It's spring training. So he's just going to take it nice and easy. Throw some fastballs. Twirl some sliders. See what he's got. Nothing too strong. Nothing too serious. First pitch, 100 miles per hour out of the gun. Strike one. Second pitch, nasty slider. 89 miles per hour. 0-2. Here's those two pitches overlaid. How are you ever going to make the adjustment? Well, you'll see. Because Guillermay is about to make the adjustment a million times. He goes another fastball fouled back. Then another slider fouled back. And he goes back to the fastball. Ball. One and two. Five pitches deep. We're having an at bat. OK, another fastball. He fouls that one back. Another fastball. He fouls that one back. So three fastballs in a row. He goes to the slider. Fouled back. Slider again. Three is slider. Puts it down. Foules that one down the first baseline. Nice play by the first base coach. Now he goes another slider. And that's fouled back. So he went three sinkers in a row. Then three sliders in a row. Guillermay is just fouling everything back. That's high. He goes matrix style. Chills out. Count evens up at 2 and 2. Back to the fastball again. That I thought was a ball. It's actually the scoreboard thought it was a ball, but it was actually a foul tip. So now Yachty goes, you want to throw the fastball? No. You want to throw the slider? No. You want to throw the change up? OK. Hick says, I want to throw the change up. Guillermay throws as bad at that one. That dude misses the ball. Your one job is to catch that ball. And you didn't do it. Change up didn't fool him. Goes back to the slider. Now this guy shows him how it's done. That's how you protect the bullpen mound. Yeah, yeah. The bench is starting to get super excited. We're 14 pitches deep. Yachty's like, dude, what do you want to throw? I mean, it's your first appearance. What does everyone think? Let's just throw fastballs and get out of here? Like, no, I want to get this guy out. So first he's got to check out his fingertips, see if they're still working. Still working. I mean, 14 pitches is a hell of an at bat. He goes back to 100 mile per hour. Now Dom is loving it. Alonzo is loving it. Bang in the railing. Screaming. Let's fucking go. Let's go. All right. He goes back to the change up and gear may just throws the bat at it and spoils it again. Now he's laughing because he's like, this is funny. I don't know how I'm doing this. 17th pitch of the at bat foul back. That could have been strike three if Yachty hangs on to it, but he doesn't gang on to it. Let's go. 18th pitch. He goes back to the slider and that's fouled back and Alonzo is fired up. Top of the step, 19th pitch. He goes to the slider again, fouled back. Everyone's cheering again. Now they're saying like, get up. Get up. You're witnessing something cool. Everyone get up. And one fan gets up. One fan gets up. Got to work on that. The Mets. Got to work on that a little bit. Oh, so that is ball three. But because of the foul tip from earlier, everyone thought that was ball four. So Dom's face when he finds out that that wasn't ball four, he's like, what? What? There was only two balls? The bat's still going. 21st pitch is a slider fouled back. Alonzo's screaming. They're dancing in the dugout. 22nd pitch he takes. He spits on the slider. Alonzo's cheering again. And that is the longest at bat in MLB history, but it's just spring training. 21 is still the record for regular season and they got to take him out because they were only going to throw like 22 pitches in the inning. His whole inning was used up on one batter. Jordan Hicks was like, okay, that was crazy. If there was a one batter minimum rule he would have to face two more batters, but it's spring training, no one really cares. That's about as fun and wild as it gets. I mean, for a walk, walks usually aren't celebrated like this. But look at these guys. Looking like they just won big at draft kings. Wow. He's promo code Johnboy. You can win big too and celebrate just like them. Wouldn't that be fun? Gear May, I did a breakdown of him when he pitched last year and I think he liked it. So me and Gear May, good friends. Sup dude.