 This is a hit, Marvin gave you a bruise. That's the bread way to switch. Switch up my voice. Switch the tone. You can have it all snuck in. I'm weak. Now I got something to tell you. Do you know that Javier make bread? Make bread? Mm-hmm. Like real bread? Like sandwich bread. Shut the fuck up, you know what I'm saying? Tell him, Javier. Yeah, I think it's a little bit. Told you. Get a bread, man. How long do you got time to do that? You do all the way you're working, everything here. Hey, man. Javier, the bread man, bruh. They gonna lock your ass up, yeah. No, they not. Bro, it's just a bit. They ain't gonna be able to find no finger prints. Oh! Oh! And then you got squirrel head. Y'all ain't right. Mm-mm. You're so ghetto. Be your own people. You put, you mix the blue drink, Kool-Aid with the drink for the grown folks. Make it look exquisite. What was the beginning? Of what? Of what? What was the drink that you had? What was it? Section 8 hurricane. What? Ladies, we got a lot of catching up to do. It is 2023. Mm. And this would not be a real podcast if we didn't just get on here and just give a bunch of weird-ass opinions that don't nobody agree with. I don't want to be left out. Mm. That's what we gonna do today. Just give a bunch of weird-ass black-ass opinions about shit. Mm. If it ain't the money. Right. What the fuck you got going on, man? I'm seeing. It's 2023. I'm getting old. No, you're not. Why you want to make yourself old so bad? Because being old is fun. Tell your daddy, I'll say, all right. And then when I tell him, you gonna be like, That's your daddy. My daddy gonna show up with a hard dick and a bunch of liquor. I'm waiting. I don't want to talk to nobody. And when I fuck, I fuck long. That's my daddy. You seen that old nigga? I don't want to talk to nobody 35 and older daddy. 35 and older? Yeah. Like, if you 35 and older, I don't want to talk to your daddy. When my daddy gonna damn show ass for some pussy, it mean it. Oh, wait. I look, I'm grown now. I go to bed at 7.30. We gonna fuck now or what? You think about your daddy now, huh? No, I was lost, uncle and dad. Dude, with no niggas being in the Facebook comments. All right. Now, hey. Hey. I'm the young lady. I said hello. Hey. It wasn't like that. I bet love got to find that uncle. That uncle came and said he knew. Yeah. Yeah. Right here. Not the man right here. You better be careful what you say now. Everybody ain't playing. That is crazy. Mood. So she won't. My daddy, I ain't gonna lie like my, well my biological dad, he's like attracted. Like he... What the pussy? I told her she was gonna say something weird. He giving, he giving, you know. Like you hope the best for your father. Like you saying your daddy could pull some women. Oh, he could pull bitches he married of. How old is he? Forty-four. I'm damn near your daddy age. All right. Damn. This is it. Review your man shit. Wow. Pop my hit list. Wow. Your daddy was three grand ahead of me. 44, 45. Nah. No, your daddy went to high school together. She a new face over your daddy. I'm weak. God damn. 44. Shit, I couldn't be... My daddy not fucking with none of my friends. I couldn't be in your bus. My daddy turned her down. Oh, thanks. You didn't say that part. He did. I'm just playing. I didn't, I was just joking. I was like, oh, he cute. That's what he said. He said, baby, I'm married. Wow. You gotta have some terrible pussy for me. I'm never going to show you Islam. No, I'm going to see that one. What's that job? I can't fuck you. Not as long as Jenny is here. And by here, I mean on earth. Wow. Nigga bring up his wife and kids. I am married with a family. Girl, I got a daughter. Oh, nigga, we like that type of shit. Well, oh, nigga, chase the young bitch off. Go on, go on, man. Go on. All that, all that, man. Want me to fuck your life up? Go to hell. Well, y'all the same age. That's crazy. That is crazy. Well, we ain't the same. We would have went to high school. No, that is crazy because I'm 31. And your dad... Well, I can... That math ain't math. He ain't go long. Shit. You sure your daddy ain't 53? He was fucking. He was fucking. Your dad might be 54. He got to be 54. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. He was fucking for real. Oh, shit. First date. First date out. Got that? He was all... He wasn't okay on me. Uh-uh. Ain't no way. You 31. I am. And your pop's 44. He likes 44 or 45. Uh-uh. He got to be older than that. No, he not. Yeah, he got to be. I don't know. I don't know. Pop was grown at 10. I don't know. I don't know. Damn. Yeah, I think we're about 10 years old. I don't know. Ain't no way. No, we on point with him. So he had you at 13. What? We all... This is my biological dad. So this is my biological dad. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So this is not my dad that raised me. This is my dad that, you know... He's still at 13? Yeah. Well, he raised you at... I mean, I'm just saying, though... So he really wasn't being a dad at the time? Yeah. Well, my dad was in jail my whole life. He just got out of jail, like, this month. I know. When they say some people grow up fast, but your dad was doing it all that shit at one time. Fuckin' in the... How old is your... Never mind. Never mind. I don't want to fucking know how nobody else in your family is. It don't even fucking matter. At this point, everybody grown, and I'm just glad everybody's healthy and safe. Amen, brother. Amen. As long as everybody's happy and healthy and safe. What more could we possibly ask for? Right. Nothing. Not shit. Damn it. You know what? This music kinda sad. I need something more upbeat. I need to... I need to switch the mood. But I feel like we had this conversation before our camera. Yeah, but I never knew he went to jail, too. Damn, this shit about to turn into a therapist's. It ain't. Oh, dread. I don't know how to say it without making it sound bad. Don't worry about it. She don't give a fuck. I don't. Yeah, but it ain't gonna turn in the way. Now, give me some jail music. Oh, god. I'm weed. What's jail music? What you think they listening to? Give me some jail music, jail. I'm inspired, brother. You don't see the little clip with the lady asking the little baby, she's like, what the dudes in jail be rapping like, and the baby's like, mm-hmm. Jail, you mean that you want to pour mine? That's pour mine. This is not your home. I knew it was a collab, but I'm like, dad, they really bringing this shit together. And I see... I never heard the whole song, though. What? Is this not the one? This is. I thought it was the one before it. This is not the same thing? This is the pour mine. No, this is not the pour mine. This is jail music. Yeah, this is a little... I'm weak in that wall. This to be all the niggas in jail would have just, they'll write a hundred songs to this bitch. Eatin' them a little pocket. They be havin' all the spreads, man. Come on, man. Hold on, I got this for a check this out. Yeah. Bitch won't answer that phone. Yeah. No one has a home. Yeah. She better be alone. Yeah. She better be... Put that shit in the hook. They gon' fuck the free world up. Aw, nigga. You just need somebody to tap on the table with a spoon. Nigga wake up every day and be like, you know the full family that me at? Yeah, maybe. Feel bad for them nigga locked up, boy. Cause some of them niggas didn't realize... They feel like they be havin' a ball to me. No, the fuck they don't. Them niggas be sad when them cameras grow up. Oh, man. They gon' 15 second clip when lookin' at it. Nah, it look like they be havin' fun. Man, the other $23... You think each snack's doing push-ups and fucks? All day? Hell, no. I guarantee you, them niggas would trade all that fun in to be able to go outside. Shit, you know what's fun? Do what the fuck you want to do. When you want to do it. Shit, takin' a shit and pravin'. That's what... Oh, man. Yeah, bein' able to get in the shower by your goddamn self and close the door and lock it if you want to. Stay in the bathroom long as you fucking want to. You think eatin' a bunch of goddamn soups and shit all day is fun? This food will kill you. Now niggas be gettin' out of jail and they be makin' them sprees and want everybody to try. That's because that's all the fuck they used to at this point. If you eat some shit... Niggas, I don't want to fucking tune up with some Doritos Sprinkle. Shit, you gotta try that shit. You gotta try that shit. Dread so bougie. So bougie. I mean, I only say that because I had to not be bougie to get bougie. You know, I've been through it. I know about the spread. That's how you think I know about it. So the first nigga who tried you and he tried it? I tried to... Yeah, I tried to spread it before. What'd you tell him? It was too salty. Not gonna lie, it was bussy. But I feel like... But I feel like it was because he was outside he had the best ingredients. I feel like in jail that shit wasn't bussy how it was bussy. He had the best ingredients because they're the same ingredients. No, they ain't. He didn't have Hellman's. He did not have Hellman's. Now that shit mighta gave it a little kick. They had Real Mayo though. Where they spelled the whole word. That's how you know. That shit say Mayo Nays. Yeah, that's the difference. That's some cheap bottom shelf ass shit. Mm-mm. Crouch it and say Real Mayo. Yeah, that's it. But when your shit just say Mayo Nays... He didn't have King of the Sea. Nope. Ain't that what it's called? The tuna king of the sea? Yeah, chicken of the sea. Chicken of the sea. What it is when they call that shit Real Whip or some shit like that? What? Miracle Whip? No, it just say Whip. Whip or something. I don't know where you're shopping. No, sandwich spread. Miracle Whip or the mayonnaise? Waibel. Waibel. Oh my God, you agree? I agree. I feel like it's hard to come across people that feel that way. I really don't give a fuck what anybody else eats. I'm so particular with my dad that I don't really want nobody even discussing my food. So eat what you eat. Don't worry about me. So you don't judge a woman like off of what she eats? It's so many other things to judge a woman off of. I don't give a fuck what she eats. You should care. I don't. I don't pay attention to that. You know what I like? I like when a woman eat all her food. It's just something about that shit. So when I ask you this, say you stop at a gas station or something, you getting some gas and she get out and go get a hot dog. You good with that? Yes. Okay. You know what? Why? Because I know she can't get horny on an empty stomach. I agree. She's not going to get that. She's going to get that. That's protein. She's like, yeah, I'm going to go fuck. Let me go grab this right quick. After she walk off and laugh and fart once a good time. Mm-mm. I'm in the game. That's when she kick her shoes off and really be herself. That is wild. That is wild. But this man did it. I would never fart in front of any gay. I didn't say fart in front of me. I said she's going to kick and walk off. Fake laugh. Come back. Oh, my God. Now she want to cuddle up and took her little shoes off. She being herself now. The tone is set. The night is young. She didn't ate. She see that there's snacks. She want to hit this. That's a little wild. She don't want, she going to wait until I roll up. One more. She want to hit the weed. We done found a little series and a little shit to watch. We're chilling. Now we're adults. She done turned her phone on and had to start. What you think that mean? Oh, yeah. Oh. Soon as it get to the good part of the movie, she ready to ick some suck. You remember me? Yeah. Yeah. You feel me? Yeah. Who ain't there? Yeah. She's ready to ick some suck. You know. I watched the movie and I was like, yeah. Yeah. The plane has unfolded already. You feel me? Just set a different plateau. I know that's right. She hit different when she already like it. You don't have to trust her heart. You cooking for her love? If that's what she wants. You be cooking? I will. If I can, it just depends. What are you making? I learned this one thing that, look, I can cook some shit. You look like he like that. I can. He look like he like that. I can. I can. He look like he like a little fucking man. This is what you got to understand. It's giving briefly. Don't ever forget this. Women like adventure is shit. Even if you fucking being in the kitchen and got that even fucking up the food is fun. No. I'm telling you, not unless she hungry for real. But if you not a nigga with a backup plan, you not a nigga out here for real. I'm weird. If you know you about to fucking the food up, you order some shit and have it on the way then just fuck the little food up. Yeah. Right. Shit, I just try some shit. 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Y'all been asking so we're there June 17th until y'all get there at 7 p.m. Please get there at 7 p.m. because we starting at 8 o'clock on the night and it's going down. And it's going to be a crazy show. We need all the Kali vibes. I can't wait. Oh, we got some Kali vibes coming. Y'all know we going to have some special guest school up. So one thing about a poor mind show, get your tickets at poormind.com. L.A. We're going to see y'all soon. Period. Because women can trick your ass too, like they can cook. Like no, you can't cook. You make shit that you like. That's not cooking. There's a big difference. And don't nobody like the shit you cook, but you, you can't cook. You like the shit you make. There's a big difference. Huge difference. These are going to alfredo your ass to them. And you going to eat it. I am. I know. That's your go to. That's why you responded to that. I like a little alfredo. But you are alfredo a nigga to them. You know what, I like alfredo, but I'm not a pasta girl. What kind of girl are you? I like salmon and beans. Can we eat that shit together? I just say that eat it together. You ask me no nobody like to eat beans. Black pinto. Nobody likes beans. I don't give a fuck what nobody said. Nobody likes eating beans. Ain't nobody just like I'm fucking with them beans today. Big beans. Yeah. Your doctor have to tell you you gotta start put some more beans in your diet. Shut up. You need some more. You need some more beans. Yeah. You're not eating them beans on your own. Oh, I'm eating beans on my own. That nigga by Andrew, he eats beans. He disagree with everything you say. You like beans. Great different. I can have a lazy man. Ain't nobody fucking with no beans. Man, we have come too far with technology to still be eating beans and shit. Man, great on just like he really big like that plant basically. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. That nigga don't even I'm telling you that nigga different. That's what he might be making a pancake out of the bananas and peanut butter that kind of stuff. I saw that nigga he fucking up his aging process because you're gonna fuck around and your body gonna start thinking that you actually like you're gonna be stuck in age. You're gonna eat your food but you can only eat soft shit. Banana like your body so old it ain't even gonna be to eat never something so you still can't escape life. You're gonna look young but then insides gonna be old as fuck. Now, what kind of beans you like your favorite beans great and shit all up your back like an you know like a newborn baby like shit all up his back. Whatever granddad them goddamn beans they got me. I've been vegan 32 years. I don't want to see nothing soft no lettuce I don't care. Bitch give me a butter if I got a shit like this anyway. I'm weak. He think he gonna beat it. He not. I'll tell him all the time. He was in public. One day that nigga gonna fuck around and eat a little piece of real bacon and that shit gonna be it's gonna be like crazy nigga gonna be up all back to truly eat bacon what's wrong with bacon nigga sweating and shit man I gotta tell you something what I had a little piece of caught up with bacon I want some more of that shit so bad run the Walmart with me right now if you love me if you love me only if you love me as long as you ever try to be vegan man my nigga been inviting me to Thanksgiving for eight years you know a piece of chicken man much more on the key man no I know she gotta try this turkey this turkey did you hear what the fuck you just said I don't want to eat shit I gotta use my imagination on okay you go look tell me what the fuck this is stop making this shit look like other shit will I be vegan bitch I don't even like vegetables man that nigga sent the burger back cause they had a tomato on that motherfucker I don't play that shit hey man who the fuck did it I thought they cooked the burger wrong that nigga don't even want to see it you know how you get your nutrients your bones soft as hell try to break one of them let me just you and put them something as long it's cold I guess if that's what you want to do but I just feel like it's crazy when you start making the vegetables in I don't know you out what a chump that look like cheeky I grew up this wild man I grew up you might just eat some cheeky with my great grandma she had the mindset from back in the day you ever had a whole meal with just sats that's fucking that was I was like never again you can wait to get grown what what shit no more around this money fucking they get to pass no bitch around the shit I don't like the tone in the house when y'all cooked certain shit it just be sad I don't know where my head Jackson started playing like what is this shit I'm sorry I had a flashback on crack that's that shit do whatever what you might eat chicken no I don't really care about your health that's the crazy thing about it I don't believe shit anyway as I saw a video where a nigga said we been eating fake meat the whole time anyway that shit might be I might be already ate the shit but they tricked me though people don't trick me find me the shit that tastes like windows when they had the yellow bag and I am and I'll be vegan today if they find me some shit when they had the saudi fries why did they ever go to them sea salt fries I don't know it's got to be at least one windows left in America and when we ever find them we pull them down oh let me introduce the lovely ladies here in here with us today you see how I put the paws in there cause y'all lovely lovely as a mother you in these boots in my auntie boots and don't forget about them it's giving me some feelings but I ain't felt and you with this goddamn federal corrections grey on this looking like the baddest bitch on death row period nothing other than left some dream more lives what's up? what's up? y'all what's up? this my what they call it hooch y'all in sync like that why do you know that I know a lot of things you said what y'all in sync like that when I said poor man y'all started drinking is that the cold word or something you notice I know shit different cause like you can look at your boots until you that came up period fucks with it thank you good to see y'all again I'm glad to be back we've been on the couch in a minute why not? I mean you know we was going through an upgraded process you know this what it is we're not staying right here I mean it was cool but we're not staying right here why? cause I'm feeling like it need to be late okay I'm trying to get in touch with some people who good at building sets and things like that for me to throw the opportunity out there you know we're looking for some people who bring my vision to life yeah on the black people budget there's a lot of space in here see as soon as I say the word budget you know niggas show up I'm a weed dad they're coming in the room just say budget budget like that nigga hurt that shit that niggas ain't home what budget who said what no weed nah but we about to take this shit you see I got some art over there we're trying to find some different looks we got a whole bunch of shit we gotta bring the vision to life I'm thinking something would like some dark stained cherry wood nice put him up and something nice get him a little booth you know something probably about where he can chill and do his thing he needs a drawer he do that cause who got the family where you he's like nab them good shit I want him I'm mad to make sure he pay for that jacket I'm going through the receipt now I ain't saying his name come up on none of the shit he been wearing I'm about to get an invoice real soon damn nab yeah so I know he got money he works have a snap got a jacket he works yeah must be nice so have a jacket oh I don't put in years of debt wow now that you mention it that might be one of the y'all y'all want a jacket we been wanting a jacket we put in the invoice been y'all had the bags laid out with everybody's name on it we was like and Ryan said oh yeah I think y'all have one actually what bag they had like all the jackets and bags and had everybody's name on it and we didn't get a jacket or a bag wow man ain't gonna lie to y'all I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like see how you do I see why he says you act like Aretha Franklin why in the fuck he ever said some shit like that I would have had you still able to hear it when you hear it he ain't never said it you know all he's talking like how you know he ain't say that are you sure I ain't say that I done said a lot of shit I done said a lot of shit I done said a lot of shit but I ain't say that I take full responsibility for the shit that I say I took the second what you buy yourself on this one what do Everyone Franklin act like Adifa oh yours is better we wouldn't know we would know that damn I'm messy don't let that ever stop you though see that jacket block off all that shit we hating you can't even get through this with this jacket it's like a sticker protection it's armor I see the undertones, I see y'all got the same shoes on and shit like that, I can tell y'all been getting money together, probably bought them at the same time laughing loudest fucking them people's toes. And we get on back, my back, see how shit is going, you know what I mean, it's good. And what Dr. Drake said, never let me slip, cause when I slipped it, I'm slipping. Why you didn't wear your brunch boots? Wow. The one you bought with me? Well, I didn't. Yeah, you didn't. I didn't. I didn't. We didn't go get no... No. We was like this. No. So you play too much and you don't know, people are fucking around and be believin' that shit. So y'all didn't, y'all didn't. Shit. No. Hell nah, you always start... We was like the boots with the fire. You always startin' some shit, bro. The boots with the fire. Your exes don't let go, we got video footage of that, but we ain't gonna put it out there like that. You think I forgot cause it's the new year. Yeah. Man, she gon' be... No, it's happening. And we got a special announcement, man. We got some special coming, but instead of us telling you when it's coming, we gon' let them tell you who we got coming. We got an athlete special. We got an athlete special. We got an athlete special. We got an athlete special. We got an athlete special. That's right. She was the 20 of 85 so soon. Live. Live. She was the best player. She was the best player. She was your neighbor's past world. So you can watch us on YouTube. She was your neighbor's past world. She was your neighbor's past world. Hey, what's up? It's Carlos Miller. I hope you're having a good day. Try some of these candles from my favorite candle brand, Good Day Cents. Candle company. They are black-owned and have lots of different scents to choose from. Use my code, L-O-U-S. That's L-O-S. To get 25% off your entire order or offer. Let me see. Oh, yeah. We got scents like Vanilla, Pineapple Sage, which is my favorite. Egyptian Amber. All types of freaking shit like black love. You gotta go on there and check them out. So when you see these candles, just know that I'm having a good day. You know, these candles have been approved by everybody that we ever presented them to from Snoop and even Beyonce posted these on the website. This one right here, I think. So go hit the website and grab you some of these candles. Be careful where you at with them. Why? Oh, nigga, I don't hang with them. You heard the stories. Oh, sorry. Nah, you be hanging with us. Till I see it's about to go down. Like, yeah, let me get on with them. When I see big stars getting up dancing with these bitches out of the way, I say, yeah, let me do it. Get me to the dance floor. Move, bitch. Yeah. It gets wild. The dance. Y'all got a different audience over there. Nav enjoys the y'all crowd a whole lot more than he lets on. I seen it. You don't have to tell us. We know. He be there early and shit and he be at the center for 6.30 and shit. We walk in the video and he's like, man, y'all good, son? Yeah. Where y'all at? Y'all straight? I did the sound check for y'all real late. Yeah. He be having a fall for that shit. We did. We had a good time. It was fun. It'd be fun. Ladies be up there twerking and shit. Twerking. The girls be lit. Really? It's a party. Talking loud, asking questions. Just like me. You sing it head after head. And it don't stop. You send the makeup and lip gloss and socks and shit. All the above. I'm over here. I don't got to me, but this is what I did. They're all the way. I'm over here just hustling, man. Trying to get my own chills, like, boosted. Got my own shirts like T. Get it. Like who? T shirts like T. Oh, okay, got it. Man, I know you been locked up, but I need to stay sharp. Stay sharp. I'm weak. J.O.N. got color waves and shit. Like, he got a purple on. Ooh, weak. Can't tell that nigga he ain't got damn who he think he is right now. Big fan. Look at this pink ass bike. I'ma have to get it to y'all. I don't know who they made it for. I was riding it. She was riding it. I did. It's a nice bike, but it's just... It's big. It hurt my booty. I don't think I could ride it. Yeah. That's what she said. Hey, welcome to today's Fast Step Show. These nips on the 40th chair area. Me now. Poor man. J.O.N. Intellectual pampering and property. Ladies, 2023. Mm-hmm. What type of bullshit can we expect from y'all? Bullshit. Just, you know, from the female gender. That was shit y'all know in these days. Any new lives came out? No, but we wait on the new names just to come out. I love a good lot now. I'll lie about anything. Just to see if you can still pull it off. Just to see if I still got it. The latest lot you told him, didn't you? That worked. I don't know. That one right there. That one always worked. Yeah. You know exactly what you laughed about last. I don't be lying any more because I thought of the truth. That shit ain't gonna work. What you mean? Because niggas like the illusion. It might be why shit ain't been working out. Not saying that shit ain't working out. I'm just saying that maybe I like the illusion. How you know shit not working out? I'm saying that. I read the comments. For a lot of motherfuckers. See, I be telling them all the time, they think I'm crazy. Keep the illusion up. Even if you being real, you got to keep a little mystery about you. Mm-hmm. Because once a motherfucker learned your routine, they kind of threw fucking with you. You kind of bore her. You kind of uninterested. Mm-hmm. Kind of about to get ready to get replaced. Because you don't want... You got to be spontaneous. Yeah. Come home dressed like you just left a rodeo. And you just came from your house? Fuck you, man. Don't worry about it. Why you got them boots on? Sometimes you need some things that you can't explain. Period. Right. I like the way you think. I'm going to use some of them lies. Yeah, sometimes you just got to throw them a laugh sometimes. Now, why are you over here playing with fire? Why do you laugh like that? I'm glad you're asking that. That sounded like a little Lifetime movie quote. But nah, man, I was just being mischievous. You look like you were the mischievous child. Drell said she's looking for a whole new batch of niggas. Like, that's what the women are looking for. Oh, yeah. What's the most niggas you ever had in rotation at once? At once? Yeah. How many niggas is too many? I can't really rotate that many niggas at once. Two. Two. What's my max? I can't rotate a lot of niggas. You asked me. 16. 16? Nah, you lying, man. That was practicing. No, see, rotation. Rotation doesn't mean we fuck it. What? Niggas! I'm seeing rotation later. Hey, you know you swapping them out. You might go on a date with Wayne. Might go to Brent with Wayne. At 16. Dinner. I was just kidding. What's the most? One. I'm a lady of the Lord. Amen. I like that about you, too. Yes. Mm. I don't do that. I go to church. Yeah. I read the Bible. So what's the most? Amen. One. For real. And it is the Lord. Why you don't believe her? Girl, Lace, I forgot she done told me stories. My man! She called one day, Chris. Bro, he called me again. That's the type of relationship y'all got. No! I love y'all who's on the phone. Who, me and now? Yeah. I always call them. Don't pick up something. So you guys got that tissue. Wow. She won't even eating at Houston's in 2020. Shit. I was looking right before the end of the year. I ain't going to care. I had to. Because I didn't know the protest was still on. I think the deal was like five years ago. You mean? I had to go in there and have that Hawaiian. Potato off the meat. Don't judge me. Let's finish deal. Hey, I went in there and I had to have that Hawaiian. What? Talk your shit. That motherfucker. That's where you take your hoes? No. You do not take hoes to no goddamn Houston. Where you take hoes? American deli. Okay. She ordered that 10-piece-all with flax. Extra wet. Ooh. Extra lemon pepper. She wanted all the drinks. Yep. Hot sauce on the fry. Mouth sauce on the side. Y'all are terrible. Things that American deli too little. That's why she ordered 20-piece. You really need a 20-piece if you don't order a 10-piece. I know. She going to eat 12 of them. Nah, she going to heat up eight of them later on in the night. I don't. I don't eat a lot. Just some eight-times shit. Mm. And if it ain't no American deli close, you can get a J.R. Crease. If you just got to have some wings. Mm. That blue cheese. That's a date night with Carlos? Me too. What? Blue cheese. Me too hot. What's a date night with Carlos look like? Mm. Blue cheese and he good. You don't like ranch. Ah, first of all. Date night with me? I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to participate in that. Mm. What was the last good date you been on? Oh, man. The last good date that I went on, it was phenomenal, right? Mm-hmm. Check this out. Mm. This nice little family-owned restaurant. Mm-hmm. So I call ahead, make sure it's completely empty. That's because I'm a big stepper like that. We go up in there and I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Take me to my spot. Mm-hmm. So we go in there, order this delicious meal. And I'm just chilling, you know. We're just in there. We got the place for ourselves. There's some fucking classic black people music playing. Mm. Like, what was they playing? Oh, all the hits. Little Frankie Beverly? All that. That did come on. I'm not... Yeah. So yeah, that was a nice date. Mm. I went to this shit called... What was this shit? Like, it was kind of like a... Not a planetarium, but the shit where they... They make the shit look like you out of space. Mm-hmm. Aluminarium. Oh! I don't want to go to that. I know. This is what I'm on. That's what I'm on. So what? Do you look mad up or you let them chew type of shit? Hey, man, when you pan, it don't matter. Mm. That's one thing you got to... You niggas have to know. I see a lot of back and forth about who does what. It don't matter. She'll play the whole day that long as you pay for this shit. That's when you... That's when you use big stepping. I don't want to go overboard, though. That's what you got to date with confidence, sir. You just let them all fucking know that you got limited resources. Right. But look, you need to find somewhere you can just be limited to what's in your resources. See, when the new batch of niggas come out, you need to train them. They not coming out. It's more niggas going in than coming out. I think they is coming out. This can't be all the niggas they got. That's it. Not unless you got to fuck with some new niggas who was born and got them 2,000. No, I feel like God had some niggas from, like, 1983. He didn't. I'm a nigger from 83, trust me. You are? Yeah. I guess you're in that well. I did not know that. I was out here. A lot of them niggas didn't make it. A lot of them niggas got all... Where did they go? They got killed early. Oh, y'all laughing? Wait. No, imagine new niggas is coming out, you know, like... Like, big all the niggas who ain't here no more. Who got killed for their Jordans? Who got killed for their 20s? No. Niggas who got killed in 98, 99, 2000, 2002. All that gun violence. Look up what was going on in the world during these times. Niggas was really getting killed over Jordans. That was a real... Somebody got killed over a Popeye chicken sandwich when they dropped. You can go around this room and ask how many... I remember that. I've been at least three black men in this room got stole all by an adult nigger who stole their shoes. Oh. Grown niggers was robbing little kids. Nobody's trying to look at me out of eye right now. Am I like, she ain't me? You ain't a grown... That's just like a writer passage as a black man. If you ain't never had a pair of Jordans that were taken from you, you didn't have no real joy. Yeah. The new batch of niggas that are coming out are the ones that are getting a divorce. Those are going to be the new niggas on the street. You got a good point. I'm telling you, that's what happened. Let's just say hypothetically, some new niggas did come out. How long do you think they would last in this environment? Do you think they going to be better for y'all than the niggas who've been dealing with y'all already? The new niggas going to be like, uh-uh. No. We're going back to where the fuck we was. You think they... We're some niggas from 83. Niggas follow us. I know where the pussy is from 83. These motherfuckers don't do them none of this shit. They was born in 83. They don't know nothing about pussy. I was born in 83. Yes, I do. And I remember back in the day, all the pussy we ever wanted had held. And then the game changed. And then that's what split half of us. Half of the niggas were like, this new ball pussy. This is crazy. Falling off the ball. And then some of us was like, nah, man. Must stay over here. Pussy pussy, I have on it, bro. It's wetter. It's better. And it make me feel good about myself. And then it was like, so that was half. It was half and half. Do you really feel like it's a difference? Yes. Yes. Okay. I have the younger generation. Sorry, Carlos. Nah, I'm with that generation. I just like pussy. He don't care. Didn't I tell you it was split? Just like, exactly. I'm not gonna stop like, whoa, bitch, you gotta help. I'm happy to have a pussy. I'm happy to have a pussy. I ain't finna fuck nothing up and ask you what you got going on. I talk shit after I fuck. I don't. I know you love pussy. Right, because I feel like ball pussy, that's like how your lady act with her wig on. Okay. But then when the pussy got hang on it, that's how she act with that wig off. That's the real pussy. That's the pussy she was having from you at first. Anybody can go get a smooth, anybody can go get a smooth cooch, but what that real pussy look like when shit ain't going so well. What if we was trapped and the power was out for three weeks? Let me see what she's working with. Okay. All right. This is bad as it gets. See, I can fuck with this. You're a genius. I don't ever let a nigga tell you he ain't. Because I'm the type of nigga. I'm the type of nigga. I don't want to just lay up. I gotta rub on some cooch of hair so I can come up with some better ideas. Not you twirling your fingers through the hair. This show came from me rubbing on some cooch of hair. I don't like that. I feel like hair free ain't must. That means you was musty without it. Oh, hey, she musty. Listen, man. What about the underarm? The odor is linger on hair. That's the same as shit. I hope it's like that. Damn, you just act like I asked for a pussy after or something. You don't like a pussy after. I don't want to be able to braid these. I like brawny ones. He want a pettie. I don't be asking for much. But that's why I don't make sure you don't. Ball pussies, that is just too explicit. I feel like something happened. But you have a lot going on down here. So if you're all that hair, you might start a fire. It might get tangled. Y'all exaggerating it. I like you always do. You exaggerating it. I feel like ball pussies doing way too much. Like, ma'am, have you no shame? Nope. It's the type of said it at. You can't trick me. You see what I'm saying? They tried to give the appearance of a new pussy. But it's yours. What a thing to do when you're trying to look young. Shave all the half of his face. This is pussy. I don't like refurbished cars. No. That's different. That's still whole value. What? I see. Pussy whole value, too. No, it don't. Have three bad boyfriends in a row. I thought you was about to say have three bad babies. No, it don't even take a baby. Just fuck with three of the wrong niggas in a row and watch what happens. What? They just started to appreciate him. Oh, nigga, don't nobody like me because I keep it so real with you. Do you know how many pussies out here that don't nobody want? What? How you dress it up or try to give it away? Does nobody want it? We live in Atlanta. Look how many women out here get high quality pussy the time you like. You ain't gonna better fuck them because you don't have time to meet them. Mmm. I am too weak. It's so much pussy in this city they can't possibly give it all away. You heard all the excuses women make for not being able to find a nigga in Atlanta. It's more niggas in Atlanta than women did anything. It's you. It is you. Nobody cares how good you look how successful you are. It is you. You're just not the type of chick that niggas in Atlanta like. Move this Santa Antonio. Not Santa Antonio. You're not the shit in Atlanta. You feel entitled to a nigga. Oh, I'm a good woman. Who validated this? This is why we need shit like this. You know the type of clown that has women in Atlanta. It's some fucking weird-ass women out here and don't nobody ever talk about them. You know why? Because we too busy going to find ones who are not weird. It's some weird-ass ladies out here. They be like, y'all be inviting women to y'all crib. No. Do you know how many weird-ass people I had to make sure they don't even follow me when I leave they ass tonight. I hope I never see her again. What makes one weird? Okay. Some of these chicks out here are lame as fuck. They blame and they do shit like they idolize fucking women on social media. They're like, don't nobody want to fuck with a bitch who got to look up at me. You got a hero. Oh, it's you. That's weird. She got to look up to another bitch. She got to get all her outfits from some shit somebody else already wore. She don't have no opinion about what she like. She can only like what these other motherfuckers like. I ain't seen a bitch do nothing original yet. You go get your head like that. Everything you want, you got to tell them who already got it. They don't like hers. I want that shit that she got. What do you like? What do you like? She can't afford to shit that Michelle Obama like. Nobody friend with that shit that Michelle Obama like. They sell that shit in the front of Macy's. Macy? She be right there on the side. Get the Michelle Obama. I can't. That was the wrong example. You? Nigga should not be looking up to me. Why? Because they should be on their own mission. They should listen to all the shit that I say and do the opposite. Because we are not the same nigga. My logic not going to work for you. We don't sling the same kind of dick. We don't spend the same amount. So the shit I get away with, you going to get put out for doing. Yeah, I talk shit. I talk big shit on camera. I might go home and apologize all night, eat ass and take this bitch shopping in the morning. I could just be capping on this motherfucker. Don't ever assume you know me because of some shit I said. Nigga, I'm getting over a bitch. For entertainment purposes only. Don't ever think I told you the truth. I lied to you. I tricked you. I made you believe the shit I said. You been bamboozled. All this shit is fake. It's entertainment. You shouldn't be watching comedians trying to get life advice in the first fucking place. It's better people out here that can tell you better shit. They went to school. I didn't. I smoked weed and sucked titties. Why are you listening to me? You fucked up. It's my free time. This is a fucking podcast. We're not providing life information. It's better shit than listening to a comedian. Nigga's on couch like this. Bitch, that's what I call better help. And you listen to me. You like decisions off of bad information? Yeah. I just been talking about if I like, I told you exactly what kind of pussy I like and you think they're going to be able to pull some shit from this and be like, he's a good person. I'm fucked up. Let me see if you might go home and apologize. Eat ass. Eat ass all night and play Lenny Williams. And then we might go to Macy's and get her Michelle Obama dress in the morning. Straight after Martha Stewart collection. You don't know what type of nigga I am. I'm glad you said that. That's why I'm saying none of this advice shit is going to work because we just all got all we got. Different people bring different shit out of you though. Exactly. That's true. But I don't want to put it all on the women. I just think people in Atlanta are weird. I don't blame nothing on the women. Everything that happens in the world is our fault. As long as you know. I'm just kidding. I didn't say that. I'm just saying it's weird men too. Like it's weird out here. But the moment that motherfucker stop breaking up for cheating is the moment that the game is going to change. Now that's what you need to say into the camera. Alright. You're just going to have to accept it. Accept cheating? Now I'm not saying accept cheating. I love you and they made a mistake. See he didn't been through this shit before. So your girl cheat on you? Don't clap for that. I'm walking away through that shit. He clapped hard. I never said nothing this shit was right. But I'm just saying sometimes with me y'all just got to be patient with them. Don't be patient. Now have you said what your girl cheat on you? Yes he is. You said what your girl cheat on you? You didn't see the last episode. He didn't cuss his baby mama and baby daddy out. Wait what? You was fighting my other baby daddy? He's getting hot. Not your real baby daddy's of Atlanta. Oh you should have never told me that. You know I bring that up every chance of you. Come on bro. Come on. With the goddamn challenger with the duo. Come outside for nigga. The thing to say to them is to do from the sheriff department watch the show. Come on now. I'm going to take you home. You this close to going. What's up with you? I'm just fucking around. So you saying what your girl cheat? Uh huh. Why not? Because I'm insecure. I'm just going to be honest. We're going to get straight to the point. There's so many questions I might have to ask. No I'm not. I'm leaving because she out here. I'm excited. That we had enough pussy in our relationship for her to give some away. And I've been in this relationship and I know that we didn't came very close to running out of pussy a lot of times. It's selfish of you to make those type of decisions without me. And if you feel like you could just take pussy out of our house. Mmm. That me and you agree. That's just like if you took some money out of our account and just spent it on them. So why can't you cheat? Alright let me ask you this now. I never did. I'm a very prestigious black man. He said we're supposed to forgive for cheating. I did not. I was talking to the people on those people. You didn't put cheating on that black man. Okay now let me ask you this. All the men in the room. Let me ask y'all this. Would you rather catch your girl fucking another n***a or paying another n***a bills? Mmm. Whoa shit boy. Bitch you mean a whole shit of money? Ahhhh. You gonna say fuck the n***a. You paying this n***a. What? You rather catch up paying his bills? Oh yeah you a young n***a. You a young n***a boy. Ooh. Now she can suck that meat. It's getting wild in here. Do you see that? Do you see that? I told you that n***a represents another third of me. He don't give a fuck that you cheated. All he wanna know is did you suck the n***a dick in that? See that's what's gonna make them work out. He wouldn't stay in if you would be like baby I fucked somebody. Like yeah okay. You suck that n***a dick. And then you think telling him the truth is about to save your relationship. You tell that n***a yes. That n***a pack up everything he ever brought over there. That n***a might take the ice after the ice tray. Bitch you got something learned. Yeah he cheated on me. Gonna suck that n***a dick and suck and suck and dick bitch. That's what's gonna get you there. What? That's a different level. That's a different level for you to cheat on the n***a. But if you suck and dick, bitch you is cheating and cheating. Y'all are straight. You ready to move out if you out here and cheat. And you cheat n***a. You suck and dick you in love. Y'all are straight. Y'all are straight. A n***a fucking right to tell a n***a mom at the goddamn grocery store. What happened? She said you just left. She sucked the n***a dick and I left. She said things didn't work out. I agree she was. That is the n***a in the coffee. But she's a n***a, she gone. She's a n***a man. You can write a Facebook status. What? That's the type of shit that makes a n***a cut his drinks off. That's the type of shit that makes a n***a cut his drinks off. You know me. Back to the basics. Have you let all that shit go? Have you let all that shit go? If you think I'm lying, boy, at some shit, you don't get over. When she's sucking dick, she is over. When she's sucking dick, she out the door. She gone. She gone, boy. That would make a n***a move back home to another state. I ain't lost. I ain't seen you way back. You know how to move back to Texas, boy. We ain't n***a this shit. That shit happened so fast. If you be the fuck, you can't picture how to n***a fuck her. But you're gonna picture how that bitch suck dick. You know she good at it. She suck dick. That's the bitch. She a phone witch. She put the dick off her head and her ear like a cigarette. It's over with. What I was doing that night. What I was doing that night when you went and sucked dick dick. Hey, n***a won't have nowhere to go. He leaving that motherfucker out. He leaving. All right, you got it. You got it. N***a voice is just going when you say that. It's like a n***a. She suck dick. Wow. Shit, that's what we doing. Okay, shit. Where my keys at? Where my motherfuckin' keys at? You fucked me up with this. Oh, shit. Yeah. Don't tell me don't fuck with this. Hey, hey, my boy. Hey, my boy. When you leaving, where you at? Ah, my auntie's there. Hey, let's get out this motherfucker, boy. Oh, shit. Whoa. I feel like I'm in the festival. You're home with me. Hey, my boy, you in the crib. I feel like, oh, shit. He's out of touch. Ah, shit. Who you going, Mr. Ray? I ain't shit to you, boy. It's really crazy when you get older and realize we've all lived the same life. The exact same life? We all went through the same shit. The exact same life. That shit is crazy. Some of that shit just hit different. But y'all do all that and still come back. Especially if she your best eater. That's what not letting her best eater. You'll get over it. She going to leave. She going to leave. That's the thing about it. As time goes on and I get older, I see what like some of the I had a few of them talking about like some real goblers. I knew some of the best dick suckers in the world. In the world? In the world. They are magnificent moms now. Magnificent. I'm talking about, it's like they, it's like, man, if the world knew that that bitch is really Batman. She really a superhero. Yeah. Like, I know what. I know it, but if they, the world knew that. But I, ooh. They had no toes curling in the boots. Man, I'm talking about, sound like the washing machine when you open the lid up. You know it's serious to be in the boots, huh? Woo! They started scratching the sheets, grabbing the bed with the toes. You never answered the question. About, no. About the paying the bills and fucking. And the sex includes She's sucking dick. Sucking dick, mouth to meat. Bologna to bologna. Where paying bills, bro, like, she making shit easy, they ain't got a word about it. I'm talking about, he got extra money. Who is out here paying niggas bills? I'm saying, y'all, it's plain chicken ass money. She dropping both five racks of money. Make sure you got all the money. They watching the show? Nah, fuck that. Get that nigga some of that pre-ass pussy. Rapist me off. Now, go on, get you some of that pussy player. Mm-mm. Don't fuck up that guy, that wire trim. Not my net worth, my boy. Keep it at least. If you don't be fucking off it, at least keep the money. Because it's how niggas are bragging, but man, I don't fuck with that bitch like that. That bitch dog and that bitch, oh my God. That shit me money, I ain't shit any shit for the bitch. That shit me money. Like if the woman was paying somebody else bills like that. No, I know. But that's how it ain't even fucked to be it. Boy, that nigga talking about how much I own it. Man, look at this. Five hundred, three hundred, three hundred, five hundred. Man, that bitch sitting me money. And that bitch is a trick, man. It's the lady like that in Houston. She be talking with the young niggas. You think it's only one? You got rich women in Houston off. They turn that phone? They be buying these big old trucks. They do. How about F-150? No, the F-3. Ooh, that got money. They got money down there. Why you keep tasting my big? You go to the tip, man. You see Apple Pay for money. My girl said he needs that charge. That's crazy. Your wife in somebody phone under head doctor. Oh! You believe in an area... Do they got the most emotion with the little dollar? With the water in the mouth. I ain't never thought of this. That's the best. Oh, with the little dollar, with the wings on it too. This is wild. She suckin' dick and sending money. Yeah, like I said, just go and give away some of that free-air pussy. That's crazy. I keep the nigga put an apple with a dollar. That's what I think. That little evil nigga, bruh. Oh, my gosh. Then you better hope when the nigga can't wear out. Oh, my gosh. They gon' put one little boy in the song. He gon' pay for his studio song. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. Mm-mm-mm-mm. The bitch ain't number the muncher. That's how the song goes. He dissing your bitch. It's your pay for the studio song. If she is, though, you... My bitch can't be goin' up there like that. Bop with her ass. Then she come on and get on you. You need to apply yourself. What the fuck you doin' with this little nigga? Get that free pussy away. Oh, and then what if he blow up and he a young nigga, you all... What if you find out he been dissing you the whole time? You find out he been dissing you the whole time? They really gotta hurry. They fuckin' only call him a nigga bitch. You in this special shit? All right! This is the next question. He like that show song. You find out that a nigga used to fuck your girl. Would you... Would it be... Would you rather it be your favorite rapper or your favorite athlete? Favorite athlete. Favorite athlete, quick. Favorite athlete, quick. Why? Every time you hear a nigga song, you gonna make it talk. Every time you hear a nigga sneak this, you gonna talk about your dick. Right, right, right, right. I meant to say which is worse. Which would be worse? Your favorite rapper or your favorite... The rapper is worse. I agree. Yeah, rapper is worse. Because I feel like if you ain't... you ain't hear Joe Hoin good enough. Don't nobody put us to know who you used to fuck. Agreed. Frick me. I told you I'm here for the illusion. Mm-hmm. Did not that shit. What you say to that? I don't want to find out y'all together till I go over your mama house and see an old picture. Who the fuck is that? That nigga. What would you do? I'm old now. I don't give a fuck about what used to happen. Oh, you don't begin. Shit, no. These cars taught me a lot of patience, bro. Yeah. So now just... give a fuck who you used to own and just show me some. Not who you used to own. Sign the ownership over to me and I'll take it from there. I can't give a fuck how much fun they used to have in you. Because I'm going to change all this goddamn shit. I'm going to knock the line. Yeah, we're going to paint this motherfucker. I did engine coming out of there. Yeah, we're going to give him... So you do like refurbish pussy? I mean, I have. I have rebuilt a few pussy. See? That's why y'all need to stop listening to this. I've been told them don't listen to me. Drop the motor. There's some people out here that'll make you lower all your goddamn shit. I'm weak. The shit that you walk the most, they ain't gonna fit. None of the shit that you think you like. Wait, do you see them in real life? They all look like that. Do you still want to go in? Some will probably be boring as a motherfucker. Boring? Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying? You're thinking about her looks, but then it's probably like a female who's right at my level. Mm. Like... Why you wet? I'm going to be going everywhere though, what you mean? Like, she ain't no looker. You think she's gonna be proud? That's why he said it. That's why he said it. You think she's gonna be proud to be seen? Essentials. Hello? What's that place? I mean, you're so trim. Tell me. You got you a Caribbean. Ain't no bitch gonna risk her career for now. Hey, man. Don't take all your neck off them. They ain't gonna try to come. They ain't do. They be looking for now. They ain't under the influence. They be like one of the only niggas at the show. They gonna... It's him and three other niggas. Yeah, they gonna get swole. That's by default. The first time I ain't gonna lie. Yes, I told you, it's on for life. Dirty neck and one on one. Never gonna put them on the hoes, ever. It's a personal mission. It came in the contract. This shit ain't never crossed me. Damn. He ain't gonna never be able to have nothing nice around me. If that nigga was eating the ice cream cone, I'm gonna slap that shit out of him. It's forever, bruh. We gonna be the old niggas at the fucking old folks home trying to kill each other, tripping each other, walking and shit. Like on life, they would just fight no damn. That's y'all. I feel it. I like be forever. You take it up on me and I believe that's your fucking jacket. I do think it is, but I ain't trippin' on you. You got it, bro. What's this blue shit you drinkin' tonight? I put a little Kool-Aid with a little Tito's. No, Auntie got here right. I got me young Teneroni at the high. You are not young T. What? I'm gonna go play that. She got her family a fair bouton. Hello? In this dance room? Damn. I'm trying to show my flexible. You a hater. She been stretching. I have been in this dance room. How you talk to me now? I'm just, I can't believe you, bruh. What do you do? He just, you know, he help. Hmm. Now I'm really him. He help. Hey, niggas, they say that. I'm him. Why you don't want a black man to believe in them? Because y'all niggas do not be him. Niggas can't do nothing. Y'all do not be him, bruh. Who do we be? I'm not sayin' like y'all. What did black men do to you to make you happy? Why niggas can't say that they help? Why niggas can't say that they help? Because a lot of times they don't be him. Marco said he him. You didn't ask who him was to him. I need to know who he is to him. To know that you're not him. Because you're not him. You're not him to them. Because niggas, if a niggas say it to me, I know, I'll say this. If a man looks at me and be like, I'm him, no you're not, because I know who him is and you ain't him. But you shouldn't be compared. Shoot that you're him, but you're not him. I'ma tell you if you him. But what if he him to them? Well, he's not him to me, so don't tell that to me. Because you're not him. Nine times out of ten, you're not him. Whoever you're trying to tell out him to, you're trying to prove a point. Don't ever let no fuckin' body tell you that you're not him. You're not him. You're not him. Not even him. Because if he was really him, you wouldn't even have to say that. Now y'all try to talk niggas out of doing anything to strip you. Carla, have you ever had to tell a woman that you him? No, you ain't ever say I'm him. I have. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. That's the one thing that a lot of these motherfuckers are great at doing. You going out saying it. Trying to act like they don't know who the fuck you are. So you don't have to tell a fucking people I'm him. And sometimes they really have a fucked up version of who they think you are. And you have to correct them and be like, excuse me. Excuse me. You don't believe it? Watch this. Now if I weren't him, how the fuck did I do that? Mmm. Don't ever get it for yourself. But you're not gonna say I'm him. Oh, the actions speak way louder than that. That's what I'm saying. You don't actually say that. No, you're not walking up to somebody like I'm him. Yeah, you can say it. Exactly. You can say it. No, no, you can't say it. You gotta be praised for being him. Being him can get your blog knocked off. Mmm. That's the double side that don't nobody talk about. Sometimes we don't lost a lot of great niggas just because another niggas was... Because they was him. Now you say like, you don't have to convince nobody else, but some motherfuckers can see it and it... Oh, it just... It consumes they heart with hate. I can agree with that. Even if you not, the way you make your shit look, just offend these motherfuckers and it's like... When you come around, they just... It just aggravates their soul to the point... You know what's crazy? People really hate people that are loved. The way another person loves you can make somebody hate you. Yeah, it's crazy. It's nasty in these streets. In these houses too. Me too. Because it can be your own people. It can be your own people, right? Right there beside you hoping you don't do good. And then right now. Oh, shit. Because any niggas... I want all my niggas to win. For real? For real? After you win though, right? After you win though. You gonna win first. You said to give the simultaneously. Nah, man. We good to have y'all in here. You know, I just love to just talk shit and have broad conversations. Yeah, we love it here. You do? Yes. We have a ball. Like this? Now, this picture behind y'all, that's the definition of that. We always get left out. How do they left us out? I don't know. Like we gonna be jigging like in this dance room? Stop playing legs. You definitely in this picture. We always do. That's who the fuck is that? No, legs. Look, you see legs. Look, you see the legs. Up there with the gun. Oh, that is me. That was me with my OTDs. And my O hair cut. Okay, I can see that. And who is this twerking on Ryan? Somebody, Bop. Oh, shit. Now y'all got Joe back there with the Louis on us. Yeah, Joe got it real... You know y'all is gonna have that drip on. He got it. He got that money like that. Then we got a drip over here drinking a 40. Yep, that is gonna drip with some percutitis. That's all right. Baby, y'all would never. This is very ghetto and low vibrational. Well... But the tip, that nipple hard. And one thing about this... It's so fitted. It doesn't light. But that ain't... It can be 105 degrees outside. The headlights is on. That's gotta hurt. You make them light better than this. What? How do you make them light better? I love the transition. This whole next segment is dedicated to Dre's nipples. Part one. Crazy. We gotta take a shot. We got to take a shot. Cause what we did... Dead out. And then boogie turn up. Maybe that was strong. Did you see that twerk concept? Did you see that girl Booty? She think she was wrong. Girl, rent was new. Shaking it like rent was new. Karaoke at the end. Karaoke was Lee. That's always our favorite part. Eighth day. I mean look, we sold out the tour. We can do anything we want. I'm so excited though. VIP. This is the last one. We gotta get back to work. But look, this is the last one. Tour has ended. We killed it. And we're about to go on vacation. Let's do it. Glad to be on vacation finally. Girl, me too. We deserve it. We've been working hard. We getting this real Fiji sun. Cause you know the girls say we be capping. Who said that? The girls, they be like, oh they not on vacation for real. They don't be doing nothing. Yeah, we can't cap this. We can't cap with this tan. They can't do it like this. They can't. You know what I'm saying? Let me see. Let me see. Look at this. And welcome, poor dogs. Crazy. No way. Let me go to my country. You know what I'm saying? Let me see what they got going on. Let's see. It's your girl. What's up with y'all? Y'all trippin' laying on the beach and people out here stillin' y'all style. Bein' like y'all. Shit, I almost went on Twitter there. So y'all need to get right, man. You see where I'm at. That's crazy. We just saw that and we really, really, really pissed off. So what y'all gonna do about it? It said he's askin' for y'all. How you know? I told him we ready. Well, at least I am. Oh my God. Backation over. Let me book these spices and go home, girl. Girl, be fuckin' for real. Come on, girl. I'll put this up. All right, that's it. Y'all want to do it too, for real? Come to my... Let me tell you something. What's the allegation? A lot of people want to be the poor minds. Forget about it. It's about nothing. They copy my style. The way I walk. The way I talk, you see. The way I twerp. What's the matter? Take it easy. What do we do? We go back on the road. We go back on the road. Let's go. That's where my Gucci pink is in. It's on. Man, let's go get this to us. I'll be careful, man. Who told you to do that shit? You was watching this show thinking... No, it's not. It's just available. Directly where they sell apps. Well, they don't sell apps on Apple TV. Well, y'all should fuck with us too, Apple TV. It is on there. Don't say fuck nobody. No, I didn't say fuck. I thought we fucked with. Oh, we do. Subscribe to the app. It's only $8.99 a month or $85 a year. So you get a whole year for $85. Did you know that? It's $8.50 and then you gotta pay taxes. Yeah, so, you know, it's $8. You know, we get them all type of content. You know what? We not even gonna tell them who you got your glasses from until they get it on Apple. I mean, hey, you gotta watch the app. The app is available. All of these people that say we should keep putting this on YouTube for free. It's about the years of freedom that we've already provided upon you. We gave this away for free for years. Let's move together. Why would you let somebody come to the show and put it on another network and you're buying their subscription. You don't ask them why you're buying this. We saw what you said in the comments. We saw it. The good, the bad. And the ugly. So you know what? We're folding under this pressure. We hear you. We hear you. We just get the fuck on that y'all way. Just for an hour, though. That's all you get is an hour. So you can't complain with the rest of it. I don't think they should get 37 minutes. I don't see. We gotta hurry up. We should put a whole bunch of ads in between. Like long way in there. Like five minutes. Hey, how you doing? Slow motion ads. Channel85.com. I want to make sure I read what they wrote. They wrote some shit out for us. These niggas don't know how to spell or type proper sentences, but they trying to get us to get y'all to buy the app. What, you think we want to read this shit? Channel85, man. So we can talk that shit, man. That's right. On the app, uncensored, unfiltered and edited. Can you believe that? Jump cuts. Clips. All types of exclusive shit that they don't even know that we do. They don't even know that we got a show where we'd be cooking like, excited foods and shit. That's on the app. Chico got a head right in class that he teach. Nobody passed it. That's why the shit look like this. But we're working on it and you can see it on the app. They didn't even tell them about the tax course that we uploaded on there. They don't even know that we got a whole show about Wall Street. Right. And we got the alternate ending to the color purple up there. Oh, man. We got the raw dishes. All the uncut, all the bloopers. We got all that. Right, it's on the app. So if you want to see some shit that you know they trying to have from them, go to the app. And give us some subscriptions to the app. 50, 899 with tax. $85 a year. Channel 85.com. 85 Sound Show. Get the app. This what they don't know. The app really $3, but adjusted for inflation. It ain't done yet. Get the app, man. We out of here, man. We're not about to keep working all this time. We're working free. We're not going on the app. We on your way to class.