 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this... Oh, you're so dumb. Dumb. Jake, how you doing? James, Zach's in the room, employee of the month. I'm doing well, man, I'm doing well. We had a pretty huge Friday. We were on WFAN, Adventures of Sports Radio. Listened to it all of our lives. Thanks for having us, Maggie Gray. The Goat. Yeah, it was pretty fun. Literally. It's not a goat. Human being hosts a radio show, had us as her guest host, was a lot of fun. Then we went to Yankee Stadium, and we saw a group full of guys, go get ice creams for themselves, forget to grab spoons. And then there was just a bunch of guys, licking ice cream, which made us laugh a lot. We were laughing. There's a lot of midwives having a good time. Isn't a midwife someone who delivers a baby? I don't know. I saw a lot of midwives at the game. Speaking of games, tell me about the sports, Jake. James, baseball, so hot in the streets right now, talking baseball in their own pockets in the world. Showing the world, actually. And Yankees are doing good. Red Sox doing bad. Mets doing bad. A lot of action. Jim, we're going out to LA. You've always been a West Coast guy, and your Dodgers huge trade, but more importantly, Big Tackle. Big Tackle, this streaker. And I'm still searching for another term because he didn't get naked, but he ran on the field, and he makes a lot of the security guards miss, and why were all the security guards diving is my biggest question. Money. Jake thinks that the security guards got a bonus if they're the ones that tackle him. If you make a Tackle, you get 500 bucks. I think she gets credit because she established a lane for him to run in, which led him to the wall, and he could not jump over the wall. I mean, people keep saying the word Tackle. I think it was more great defensive alignment by her. In arena football, use the walls, and that's what she did. She made contact, used the wall, guy went down. He did flip the one angle of the other side he goes. We should make referees do more. Like in football? Yeah. They do this for Tackle. Yeah, because I was just doing the international, that's a catch sign. That's a Tackle. What is their sign? They don't, they just blow the whistle, plays over, that's boring as hell. Come on, refs. Tackle. Good job Dodgers ball, girl. Jim, that brings us to... Boom, boom, boom, boom. Almost a break time. I love this video, I don't know what the event is, but people long distance running marathon. Is it a specific marathon? I don't know, this French marathon runner, his name is Moorhad Amdouni. So he's running, and the table with all the waters are there, and he, instead of just grabbing one, he knocks every single water down and grabs the last one. And you can see the guy right behind him hand out, just like, what's going on? You can see his hand in slow-mo and it's sad. He's like, there's nothing. There was a row on the inside, he could have pivoted, and just reached and grabbed one on the inside, but you're running, you didn't think of that? This is a all-time bad guy move that everyone kind of dreams of doing, but no one actually does. I am also impressed, Jake, I'm interested in your thoughts here, that he was able to grab the last one. I think a lot of runners would have messed that up and accidentally fumbled the last one. And I almost think, if it was me, I would grab the second to last one, and then, or grab the first one, then knock the rest off to guarantee you have one. Yeah, but then you're spilling along the way. No, I think this is extremely impressive. I would like to go full bad guy, just knock off all the water, clean slate, whoops. He knew he was running out of steam, so he knew his only play was knock all the waters over. You think he practiced? It was impressive, that's all I'm saying. Like, it was perfect execution. Pretty sure he did. It's funny, also, in the video, you can see the people that set up the water bottles, like, oh no, it starts scrambling. Come on, man. Come on, man. He had one job, now he look bad. This is perfect presentation, Aaron. So that's almost a breakdown. August, it's hot. I hate August. That's why, at the John Boy Media Store, you can get yourself a hoodie or a wig. Dude, I've been dying to wear hoodies again. We've got nice stuff, and we got a box of shirts and hoodies and stuff, but our office took everything, so here's what's left. But we've got some nice stuff, go buy yourself stuff. They tell me about more sports. James, the Olympics are over. USA, obviously the best. Most golds and most medals, whatever. Do you have a question? I have a comment about the best everything. Can we get a percentage of athletes to medal? Because if the US, we sent 2000 Olympians and they got 200 medals, whatever it is, and another country sent three Olympians and they got three medals, I'm more impressed with the other country. Sorry, America. Medal percentage, add it to the list. Yeah, we're stats podcast. Jim, we wanted to celebrate our guy from Karate. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Saudi Arabian competitor, Tariq Hamadi, got disqualified for a high kick, so my guy. I like him. Good news, bad news. He hits a job, Ganges a day. Uh-huh, yeah. Do you want to rank that name? It's a family name. Ready, rank that name. Three, two, one. Ganges a day. Four, who's the number? Wait a minute, rank the name, the game we... Oh, 11, electric. Wow. Pronunciation by me, a one. Jim, my dude gets knocked out, a legal high kick, gets the gold. But yeah, comes to consciousness and he's a gold medal winner. Reminds me of the touchdown from Varsity Blues when Billy Bob leads the way with the double block and then he's unconscious and then when he comes to, he says, did we score? And Moxham says, yeah, Billy Bob, we got the six. No, it's one of the most underrated highlights in sports when a quarterback throws a ball, gets rocked. Yes. And they score. Like those need to be celebrated more. I know they already are. But they stand up to see what happened. You have no idea. Any time someone does something but doesn't know they did it, it's cool cause you get to see them react to something they did. Oh, dog. They should have wrapped the medal around him if they had any like class or understanding of humor. And then they gave him the medal. Understanding of humor. But imagine if you, but imagine if he wakes up and he doesn't know what happened and then he just feels it on his body. And he's like, I got it. That's a cooler video. Weird mix of humor and class there. Cause yeah, I mean, if they like empty the arena really quickly, just put the medal on him. Ha ha ha, Truman showed it. Put the medal on, turned all the lights off and he just wakes up. Am I dead? You would think it's a dream. You'd think you're dead. Or a dream, yeah. A dead dream. Let's move on to the not sports. NBC's new show, extreme slip and slide. Or no, it's the ultimate slip and slide has finally officially been canceled for good because the diarrhea outbreak. Yeah, it looks like 40 people became violently ill with awful explosive diarrhea. Yeah. And I think the water slides that they were doing were just filtering the water from, filtering it from the top bottom. Like when you go to like a wedding that thinks it's fancy but isn't fancy and has the chocolate waterfall tower and it's just like going chocolate from the bottom to the top, bottom to the top. That was the slip and slide. So I've got a question. You can have diarrhea go down a slip and slide and not have the diarrhea come out of you cause that's shitting your pants. No, no, no. There was like a parasite I think in the water that gave them diarrhea. I don't think it was diarrhea water. Right. They like got dehydrated. I was talking about your chocolate fountain of shit and water. Like you could go down the slip and slide and not shit your pants with diarrhea. Just close your mouth. Just close your mouth. Just close, yeah. Just close. But I'm saying I don't think the water was filtered. And I also read that they only had like five days left of filming. So they have all this footage and all the contestants did it but they were worried about just being labeled the diarrhea show. Do you think this could be some reverse marketing? Like they're saying they bagged it but they actually have everything they need and they'll be like, all right, we're gonna release it. Yeah, they're gonna release it as Peacock only. You have to pay for it to see it. And you're right. That's just great advertising by them. We got that. Tony Reali. Rikasha Ferguson. It's the joy of the week. Burp. I can't burp on demand. I've cut down on my granola because of the... How gassy you are. Thanks, appreciate it. It wasn't smelly to be honest. It was just so loud. It just existed. Yeah, it was loud. It just existed. And speaking of, we all exist. But especially Steven Brault. Employee of the Week, Steven Brault came back from injury and pitched. He pitched. And now his episode on the Chris Resortation is out today talking about it. Happy. I like when people come back from injury. You were suffering from extreme gas, you're back. I think I'd wanna play with that. They were like little ploop farts so it kinda feels like you're hitting a turbo button when you run. Good job, Steven. That was a weekly dom! You look better than you normally. I was like Steve Jobs. Ashton Kutcher playing Steve Jobs. This is an outfit I think they'd wear. You look like Steve Dogs. I take that back. I'm sorry. I didn't. It's early. I didn't. Thank you, oh my God. You come home and this dude's with you, girl. What do you... I think that's X-rated what you're doing. I think if you were shirtless it would be PG-13 and I think the way that you have it presented is X-rated.