 This is a sponsored video. We have to do something about this. It's simply not sustainable. We've got butterflies causing super typhoons in the South China Sea. And we've got the guy who decided that would be a fun experiment in Irons in Area 06. We've got black cats, mirrors, ladders, changing the arcs of people's lives out there. We've had to task two AICs with sniping eBay auctions because, I don't know if you know this, everybody always labels everything rare on eBay, but suddenly everything IS rare unless it should be. There were 15 auctions for pieces of toast with Jesus' face burned into them when I got up this morning, and only three of them were faked. Procurement and liquidation reports that every agent who goes to a garage sale comes home with a handful of anomalies. Half the kittens in the world are being born polydactyl, six or more toes on each foot. And we're going to have to brainwash the entire scientific establishment into believing some bogus argument about atmospheric factors to explain it away. We'll put a lot of cats back into the bag. Ahoy, ahoy. Do you enjoy the game Escape from Site-19? Do you also enjoy the SCP-7000 contest entries and or other entries from other SCP-XK contests? Well, good news. Escape from Site-19 has released a SCP-7000 contest pack. Which includes a number of SCPs, including from the one I just did a little bit of a reading from, the loser SCP-7000. But let's go ahead and pick up the other pieces and see what we got. We got 1, 2, 3, 3, the Moon Champion. The Moon Kingdom is a land of enlightenment. The Moon people having abandoned the pettiness of bloodshed eons ago. We're ill-prepared for the advent of such a formidable foe, the Moon monsters. And so I have come to Earth to seek whatever assistance lies within your damp, meaty hearts. Someone to watch over us. Log. SCP-499 manifests in the presence of the critically injured or dying. The entity typically appears at a deathbed and smokes a cigarette. Recording suggests that its presence instills a sense of calm in the afflicted person and relieves any pain until they pass away. The Mind Reader. SCP-4733. We've successfully used it to communicate with anomalies, but also to investigate their thoughts, thereby determining their threat levels. However, danger undoubtedly still resides in any anomaly that does not have coherent enough thoughts for the anomaly to describe. Humans refuted SCP-3199. The anomaly is a species of hunter capable of liquefying its prey's organs. They produce large eggs which hatch in a synchronized event to fill any unoccupied space. Anatacitia. Yesterday I found a note on the back of my only family photo. The writing was Venkats. Why would he have written on it? Accessing the archives I discovered the truth. My wife was Venkats' wife. My daughter, his daughter. The life I remember isn't mine, but his. And then it struck me. It's the eel. It abhors cognition. It scatters the soul until there's nothing left. And finally, SCP-2599. Not good enough. In a room with three locked exits you meet a teenage girl who claims she can grant you any wish. So you tell her to unlock the door that will lead you to safety. Instantly one opens, but as it creaks wider you hear a growl and two orange eyes emerge from the gloom. I'm sorry, the girl sobs. It never works out the way I'd hoped. If you'd like to get access to these cars, or perhaps even the full game, and I've got a little review of the entire game, and I'll put a link at the top of the description, you can do so right now using my code, Dr. Sumerian 10. That's all one word. It'll also be at the top of the description. And yeah, no, I think you should go over to their website. At least take a look at the game and see if it's the kind of thing you'd like to buy. They have a lot of really fun and really high quality SCP content that's in a board game form. And I really do recommend that you go over and give it a look. Anyway, that's it. Thank you very much for watching, and I will see you in the next video.