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This is the right station if you wish to hear about Jonathan Thomas and his Christmas on the moon Well, I guess you've heard what has occurred to Jonathan Thomas and Gus But just in case we'll find the place where it all began You see Jonathan Thomas was a wee little tad who is never too good or never too bad And Gus was the bestest of all teddy bears and one night when they went away upstairs to bed After his dad had said good night and after his eyes had closed up tight and two little elves slid down and looked around Then Gus that's the teddy bear He opened his eyes and what a surprise to see such guys from the moon and then right soon He growled and growled and sort of howled Till the elves were afraid and wouldn't have stayed for a million trillion dollars And they turned about faced and away they raced and cuz he chased them up to the skies and Jonathan Thomas He heard their cries and opened his eyes and almost died with surprise and cried And then without stopping to pack not even his sneakers and wearing nothing at all But just his sleepers he chased after Gus and he ran and ran as only little boys can until he came to the moon But it seems he got there a little too soon because the Terrible's Rebobliums had broken the laws and kidnapped poor old Santa Claus and then a merry old soul Who was all King Cole held a court of the very worst sort and Jonathan Thomas? He got the blame of course he tried to explain that he just had came That's not good grammar, but it rhymes with the line and they told him They'd scold him and set him to boil and feed him two doses of castor oil Unless he minded the laws and brought back poor old Santa Claus or Jonathan Thomas didn't know what to do But then neither would you if you were not you but instead were Jonathan Thomas. I Want my mommy and daddy and good. Please mr. Man in the moon. I want to go home My goodness gracious. Yeah, how can you go home when you haven't found Santa Claus yet? But I don't know where he is. Oh my what a silly thing to say. Of course. You don't know where he is You couldn't find him if you did how can you find someone unless someone's lost? You don't have to find the answer to that question until after you found Santa Claus King Cole says that the terrible squee-bub your lungs had kidnapped Santa Claus and taking him to the land of squee-bubble I go there to find him. Maybe they'll kidnap me too and gobble me up. Yeah. Yeah, that's right Oh, but I don't want to be gobbled up. I want to go home. Yeah. Oh my gracious They are someone at the door that makes me so sore I could rip and roar till my coat was tore and what's more or what's well? Quick quick quick think of another word that rhymes with door. I don't know of course not I don't know rhymes with blows so go and Joe. Oh now. It's a sin and I'll have to say come in. Oh Oh, so it's you isn't of course. It's me as you can see I'm little bo peep and I've lost my sheep And I can't find them really I can't I've left them alone really I have But they didn't come home. Have you seen them? Oh, of course not. Oh, thank you very much. Good. Bye. Oh My goodness gracious Seems like everything on the moon is lost these days Yesterday mr. Squeezel lost his temper. He hasn't found it yet the day before that the grandfather's clock lost an hour Yeah, and it still hasn't found it if this keeps up We'll all be lost pretty soon and then where will we be? That's what I want to know Where will we be? I guess we'll be lost here. Well, why of course, that's right Why didn't I think of that? Why didn't I? Oh, but come come come. We'll have to hurry or else We'll lose time. We'll have to find that too. Oh By the way, I've got a surprise for you Jonathan Thomas. Oh, I like surprises. What is it if you please? I just decided that I will go with you to find Santa Claus Cool, oh if we both go it'll only take half as long unquote. Oh That's very kind of you sir because I would have been afraid to go by myself Oh Fiddlesticks you don't have to go by myself to reach the land to squee bubble You have to go by the rock candy bridge over the merry-go-round river Yeah, and then through the canyon of the three dwarves Is it very far if you please? Oh, that's very only a thousand miles or so. Why? Because I'm little and you're big and my legs aren't as long as yours and My legs get tired a quicker than anything now They couldn't get tired quicker than anything because anything is always tired and besides We're not going to walk. We're going to ride. Oh, that's nicer than anything Oh, of course we ought to if we didn't auto we wouldn't have to would we and we'd better hurry Oh, we won't find Santa Claus in time for Christmas. Yeah, come on Jonathan Thomas first We have to go to the stable and get Gorgonzola Who's why he's my horse of course my beautiful horse What else in the world could he be? The only one who can always run and never get tired of me Yeah Gorgonzola Gorgonzola a cheesy sort of a name Yeah, he's got a red coat and he can run like a goat. Yeah, and sky blue is the color of his mean There is Gorgonzola Not so loud we'll hear you and get his feelings hurt He's the funniest color. I ever saw he's red and blue and green Of course he is. Haven't you ever heard of the horse of another color? Oh, yes, because my daddy says that to my mommy He says that's a horse of another color. Well, there he is. That's Gorgonzola They'll come over here so you can meet him. Does he talk? Does he talk? What a silly question of course he talks Gorgonzola, I want you to meet Jonathan Thomas. Hiya, JT. How do you do? I do as I please and I don't give a sneeze because I I'm as happy as any horse can be or I'm colossal. I'm stupid as you can Leggently say. Oh, yes, sir. Of course. Oh, you'd better stay in fact Jonathan Thomas He's going into his dance. He does that every morning. Oh, that'll be fun I've never seen a horse dance Gorgonzola is my name a cheesy name, but just the same. I'm a beautiful horse to see for I'm stupendous I'm colossal. I put all others to shame But I'm a gorgeous horse which you can see and Gorgonzola is my name Boy, oh boy, oh boy. How do you like that? That was very nice if you please nice. That was colossal. It was super stupendous Yes, sir. Mr. Gargons. Well, well, all right. All right. All right. It's time for us to leave for anybody knows You can't go anywhere unless you leave. I'm ready if you please say where was we going wait? Don't you know wait on the land to squee bubble of course to rescue Santa Claus, aren't we Jonathan Thomas? Oh Why that's moira. That's what it is Plain moira. That's why don't people tell me these things Didn't you know Mr. Gorgonzola? I didn't know nothing. I'm saying it's moira. That's what it is nothing but plain unadulterated moira Now listen, let's stop the arguing Gorgonzola and quit stalling in that stall Well, you've got a hurry or we'll be late and there won't be any Christmas then this year. Oh Okay, I'm with you. Put J. Tell me back and let's go Well, all right Jonathan Thomas climb up on Gorgonzola's back now, sir. We're about ready to go here now Come on up you go there. That's it. No leg over there Mr. Gorgonzola. I said hang on. Here we go Here we go. Yeah, here we go Well, there they go Jonathan Thomas and the man in the moon and the beautiful horse of another color Gorgonzola Down the road which leads to the terrible land of Screebobble But do you think they'll find Santa Claus in time? Well, we certainly hope so don't we and we'd better listen to the next episode and find out hadn't we don't forget