 The following contains strong language, nudity, and scenes of a sexual nature. This feels so strange. Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm Charlotte Crosby, and you probably know me from Jolly Shore, which was my whole life fun by yours. Since then, my life's got even crazier. I've managed to go places and do things I never thought possible. There's just one thing I've always wanted. My own show. I told MTV that could follow us everywhere at work, at home with my family, and out with my crazy friends. I promised I would show everything. And I do mean everything. Finally, MTV said yes! But under one condition. They want to know what it's really like to be me. What have I done? Like, really, really like. I just want nipples there and one nipples there. So here it is. Let's find out. Oh my god. I hope nobody's disappointed. Charlotte, Gary's had the baby. Oh my god. Gary's had the baby. I didn't know she was two. Well, what have I known since we're getting to meet our son? Six pounds. Charlotte and Gary's relationship was so intense. It was all over the papers, all over the TV. And she really, really loved him. Seeing him have a baby. That's a really, really hard thing for her to do. Ever told you that, listen, Joss, don't get on. I'm getting all glad, bro, because Joss is coming and I am so excited. But I'm also really nervous. Mel doesn't like Joss and she doesn't know that he's coming tonight. Why? What happened? A long time ago when we first met Joss, we were all a night out and Joss was really through to Melissa. Oh my god. But you understand why I'm a bit nervous. Yeah. If Melissa still hates him, then I don't think I can see him any longer. No, I can't. We fell out over a boy before. I can't do it again. No, no, no. She stands it. Oh no, no, no, no. The boy! Is it? Look at the door. We're not going in. You have to go in. What do I look like? You look nice. Come on. Oh my god. Because I'm so nervous. Right, okay. I play cool. I'm playing cool. Can I get you a stick on your cheek? It's all right. Charlotte is like the same as me. Such a smart girl. So clever. She's a bit thick sometimes, but she's really clever. She turns me a lot in life. What's that mean? Snap! Oh good. It's got the same jumper. Who else have we got tonight coming in? So we've got Anna, Lauren, their two boyfriends. And then we've got Mel. Oh yeah. Do you know Mel? We've got Mel. Yeah. Josh is Josh's best friend, Mel. Met a piss once. Yeah, but... I'm arrogant. I actually met Melissa before. And I can't remember. I was a bit drunk. I'm so nervous about it. I was that wretched. I don't remember what it was about. So you're going to like be friends tonight? Yeah, I'm going to have to say sorry. Yeah. I am a bit nervous about you speaking to Melissa. Because if it doesn't go well, I am ghost. That's how it's there. So what time do you want us to be ready? Well, soon. We're going to be coming out. Half an hour. Mel's here. I am so nervous. I can't relax. Is there going to be confrontation? Or are we even going to be able to go out? Like what the hell is going to happen?