 See I told you that hat thing only works in the movies. Damn. Oh Oh, we got another patreon request. Oh from who from Stanley Zurich Silent Madness 1984 in 3d Welcome to another episode of frightfully forgotten's trash or treasure, but before we get started. What are we drinking today? We're drinking V for Vienna. It is a Vienna lager. All right today. We're gonna bring to you 1984 silent madness This is directed by Simon nuke turn. Nook Sue Cal Nook Sue Cal Nook Sue Cal stars Belinda Montgomery and she was probably most notably Dookie Houser's mom and Dookie Houser that theme. Yeah, the most lame theme is up there with taxi Vivisha Lindfors is also in this and she was in creep show as well as Exorcist three which we cover. Yeah, so we get introduced to dr. Joan and she's a doctor in a psychiatric hospital. She's kind of going through some of the patients there Not quite There's some patients in this hospital that should be released and there's some that shouldn't and she's kind of fighting For none of these patients to be released making cuts, right? And so they're just letting them out left right and center. She disagrees with this while she's in the courtyard There's one patient there that should actually be gone if he's still here who went in his place Does a little bit of digging here. She goes down to this L ward and meets these fucking two asshole Idiot orderly as you can't come in here You don't have clearance for this. She's like I'm a doctor. I have clearance everywhere It turns out that John Howard was supposed to be released and it's Howard Johns Who was released and it turns out he's a maniac killer and now he's on the loose So she goes up to the powers it be to try and find out what happened, right? Everybody's giving her the run around Basically trying to save their own ass because this was like a clerical error with the computers, right? Meanwhile, there's a couple camping out with one of those giant 80s vans those shagging wagons Shaggy carpet on the interior that blue car Looks like a fucking muppet in there All of a sudden this guy appears with a sledgehammer and he starts fucking hammering the side of this van He ends up killing the guy so 3d Yeah But not 3d and the woman runs away from the van and the killer throws a hatchet and he's all sitting He also makes his way to the university campus and there's One of the girls that's leaving for the day she gets on her skate board starts You know skateboarding down the sidewalk all of a sudden she just gets grabbed that simple Which is actually kind of scary the fact that's that easy exactly He takes her down to the boiler room of this sorority house. Dr. Joan Gilmore is convinced that this maniac is on the loose Still on the loose So she takes it upon herself to go try to follow him She goes back toward the original murders took place She goes to the sheriff's office walks in well, there's nobody around. She can't really see anyone because his sheriff's all late Oh, yeah Chair and it's jesuit from fucking one for the cuckoo's nest nurse ratchet. I want my cigarettes Nurse ratchet. I want something down. I want something down God damn it jesuit and he's no help whatsoever grabs a coors beer Problem with that son of a bitch is that he's nuts He doesn't want to help her at all But he does say well if you want any information go to the newspaper because they have all the information you need about these Murders that happen. She'd be friends one of the reporters who's glad to help because he wants a new story Yeah, any kind of wants to get with her to give you a sorority ring You pretend that you were a part of the sorority you need to place a stay stay in the house We'll let you in so she goes in and meets all the girls that live in the sorority house and the sorority mother a little prickly Amazing. Oh, you were horny The girls are all dancing You slot you So she convinces one of the girls to let her see where the murders take place the original murders that this Howard johns committed after eating that cereal with the coke in it She shows her where the murders took place used to do all the hazing down here We don't do it anymore because the murders she actually encounters is how our johns guy runs up and grabs us useless security guard Yeah, what are you god damn kids are always playing pranks on me. You can't find him at all Yeah, he's hiding up in the rap pipes and all that So now she's got to convince the newspaper and that piece of shit sheriff Here's his death certificate good enough for me. Now get that fuck out of here That Howard johns is actually still alive number one and hiding in the sorority house So if you want to find out what happens at the end of silent madness Keep watching the movie. But first is a trash or treasure Well, it'll bring us to the treasure of this movie and one of the biggest treasures is the plot Yeah, it's kind of a fun plot as silly as it is her tracking down this Howard johns Howard johns Howard johns Howard johns that screwball Howard johns down to his original Killing grounds is pretty fun comes from a psychiatric hospital to a sorority house There's a lot of fun things that are going on and it's madness everywhere There's madness at this psychiatric reward and there's madness at the sorority house. It's a mad house And the kills are also really good first one is pretty awesome with the whole sledgehammer and the car The fingers and throwing that hatchet is actually like even though it's supposed to be in 3d Even not in 3d. It looks pretty good Yeah Takes a weight and he ties it to one of the the girl's necks and she's hanging in one of those pull-up bars And just throws the weight out the window like oh man a great great kill the drill press kill is probably my favorite That's the best one. Yeah, and the killer really takes his time to think this one through as well Right he all connects the drill press with the power So when they turn the power on the drill press comes down like near the end one There's orderly he's just trying to like rape that doctor and the other orderly is like To see what's going on here need to see what's happening turns on this, but it's that drill press instead of delight Goes right the back of his head Dr. Joan herself is actually pretty good probably the strongest character of the whole movie takes it upon herself To find out what's going on, you know, she's a strong female character Everyone in this movie is a sexy psychiatrist. You're full of shit. She just lets it roll off her back like a fuck you Think what you want. I'm gonna go solve the mystery. Yeah. Yeah, and that is the fuck you call the man They're all a bunch of bumbling idiots. They're all a bunch especially that sheriff. The humor in this movie is great too And it's intentional. It's gotta be yeah, especially with the sheriff Swearing for no reason. Why don't you get the fuck out of here like fucking bothering me You're the sheriff You guys you're thinking with your dicks He's like the laziest fucking sheriff ever the showdown at the end. It's not bad actually He's got he's got that shotgun and he'll miss It gets all beat up That brings us to the trash of this movie And one of the biggest things is the production value for this It seems a little cheap and I think it's because It's in 3d Yeah, if they would have like not shot it in 3d and spent that money on maybe some better effects Showing more of the kills this movie would probably be a lot more well known Because the fact is 3d now means nothing It doesn't mean a goddamn thing watching it now on your tv at home to use that money for all the 3d cameras Was completely totally useless The pacing quick in the beginning and then it just drops right off The middle is a big low the kills in between are just not enough to have it pick up The actual killer himself is how are john's guys can't leave and shitty He's just some guy with some bags around his eyes like he's got no real defining characteristics Our jobs to me means nothing. He's just some guy hanging out in the boiler room As much as we like the plot of the wrong guy being released you think they would have caught that Just let him go Like no that that wouldn't happen It's one thing if he escaped I can see that a doctor can't even get into the ward But they'll just let a patient out Nobody really seems overly concerned after the fact Maybe let's call the state police and let's get more people involved to catch this guy Nobody gives a shit and another piece of trash about this movie is the ending It's just all tied up way too quick. It's like scooby-dew. It's just like oh, this is exactly what happened in in two minutes He wasn't the killer. It was someone else Yeah, it's like oh In the sheriff's like I guess I was wrong so silent madness trash or treasure. Uh, it's it's trash I'm gonna rate it treasure. I had a good time watching it as much as it didn't make much sense at some parts I'll watch it again. You know just for shits I think the the pacing and the production value kind of does it for me where I probably won't We're in disagreement. Not too often. It happens with every once in a while. So until next time Keep drinking