 Hey, teacher, you want to see me? Yes, Charles, why don't you come in and lie down on the couch over there? What? Oh, it's nothing to worry about, it's just some student therapy. Now, I want you to keep this in mind that this is a safe space, so anything you say here will not be held against you. On a scale of one to ten, how much would you say that you hate this school? I don't hate this school, so one. I thought you might say that. Remember, nothing you say can be held against you. Okay, then ten out, and I absolutely hate this school. Like, I dream of throwing up on all the teachers at night. Wait, what now? I dream of burning all the buildings of the school, like one by one, like a match, and then 5,000 matches, like all of them as well. Jesus. And I cheat during all my exams. How does that make you feel? Much better. And you know, there's something quite weird about cheating. You see, if you don't have a good memory, you're going to go through the trouble of preparing secret notes that you're going to peek at. And you have to make sure that you don't get caught. So it's actually quite smart to cheat. But the system only values people with good memory. So what's your solution then? Exams where cheating is allowed. I will have a talk with the dean. Then I'm pretty sure that we cannot do anything about it. Great. Now on to you. What do you mean? You think I'm buying this therapy thing? Yes. Therapy for students, school good? It's not about that. You are amazed that all of us passed your exam. And now you're trying to find ways to make us fail the next one. You want to make the questions more difficult. You want all of us to fail, right? Right! Okay, yes. I just want some of you to fail. Is that so much to ask? It's not fair. You're all smarter than me. And I try to make these things so hard. And you always pass. Then it makes me feel stupid. I'm a failure. Switch places with me. Okay. Take my glasses. Give me a pen. Shut up! Welcome to teachers therapy. Remember, your answers will be held against you. You know what? I haven't marked your test yet. Oh. Switch back. Yes, of course. Yes, yes, please. All of that. Have your glasses back. Thank you. Thank you. You hold them so well. Great couch. Great couch. So cool. That's it. Love it.