 So it's been kind of a meme on this channel for the last year that I've been gaining weight. Every video you guys do a fantastic job of reminding me, Agent, you're gonna gain a lot of weight, my guy. And it's not like I haven't been trying to lose the weight. I might give off that impression because it might seem like I don't care, but I've been trying. Ladies and gentlemen, I've devised a strategy to lose the weight. This is better than all my previous strategies, 1,000%. So I put off this video a couple of weeks ago where I took Waleed, a player who doesn't play NBA 2K19, and I tried to make him fake it as a pro playing on my account versus tryhard. You had to teach me a trick though. How do you do the imbalcling? No! No! And in that video, fantastic video, all of the comments were like, Agent, you're so fat! I'm like, bro, I know! You don't have to tell me! Can I see a comment about the actual video, please? And I don't think I seen one. Not one comment but the actual video, bro. Shit was crazy. So after that video, I put out a tweet and it said, Leave a like if you want skinny agent back. I proceeded to drop a photo of skinny agent captioned, I'd smash, not gonna lie. And then I followed that up with a tweet saying, I'm gonna keep it a buck. Skinny agent was confused and broke his... I'm gonna give him a ring though. See if he figured this shit out because being fat ain't all that. Yo, the other day I was walking. I was walking up a small incline. It was like a hill. It was like a... If you know when you walk and there's a small incline, I got exhausted! I was like, why am I breathing heavy? I'm walking right now. And then I realized like I probably want to take care of this. There's a lot of stuff you can't do when you're fat that only fat people know about and it sucks. But I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like when I was skinny agent that life was perfect. I was in my first and second year of university broke, confused, overthinking how on earth am I gonna pay back $45,000 in student loans? I don't know how I'm gonna do that. It's gonna take so long. Stressing about schools, stressing about YouTube, stressing about literally everything. Since then, I've learned a lot. Had some very fantastic experiences and my channel's been blowing up. It's been doing fantastic. So really, I don't even want to go back to that. I kind of just want to go back to that body but he can keep the mind because I like me right now a lot better. So I developed and devised this strategy and it's gonna work 100%. See, the last time I lost weight, I was in my first year of university. I just left my parents' house, moved like two hours south all the way to the border near Niagara and I just ate the same thing every single day. I just cooked the same thing, ate the same thing literally for four months. Imagine eating the same exact thing. Weirdly enough, I only ate once a day back then. I was doing some like extreme 24-hour intermittent fasting and not by purpose. I really didn't have time to eat shit and on top of that, I don't have money to buy food to eat shit. So I just had to eat what I had in the house and it always happened to be the same thing. But then I started to gain weight like in my mid-second year of university and that has accumulated until now and I'm the biggest I am right now. But listen, I have a strategy. I am addicted to sugar. Is addicted the right word? It might be. Sugar is just so fantastic. You could put it in anything and make anything taste good, ladies and gentlemen. So right now, I am not eating any sugar. Zero sugar. And that's gonna be my first step. I'm slowly gonna take more and more consecutive steps, but here's what I realized. Anytime I wanna break a bad habit, I'm just gonna substitute in a different action. So for example, I realized I like to eat when I'm bored, not when I'm stressed or when I'm feeling sad. Usually it's at the end of the day when I finished all the stuff I was supposed to do and I'm like, what do I do now? I have like two hours before I'm supposed to go to sleep and then I end up finding food to eat. That's when I eat, bro. So I just need to think of something to do during that period so I don't eat. So I'm gonna bother with the, we're gonna hit the gym. The gym for me is not even like, I could do the gym every day. That's light work. It's the eating. That's the hard part. There's so many good foods and everything around. I have such a fantastic car. I can drive myself there. In two minutes, get out with some delicious food, but it's not healthy. So I need to cut that shit out. All right, let's go and bother with the relief, guys. Hey, guys, vote for me. Vote for me. How about me? I love you. I can only vote for one. What? Dean, I don't have a shirt on. Why am I not posting this stuff? I'm just posting it on your head. It's on your head. I'm not fucking kidding. Hey, buddy. Imagine parking on this one side of the road you're not supposed to and making my driveway a living hell. Okay. We're going to the gym, baby. Ooh, does that sound fantastic, ladies and gentlemen? That guy's such a bean, bro. Bro, why would you ever do that? Yo, he saw us moving quick. And he did the right turn into the opposite lane. That was so dangerous of him. Well, we're being dangerous too, but like... Ah, man. What's up, guys? Get back in your car, my guy. Can we just share? No. Move over. Move over. Get back in your car. It's a nice car. Get back in your car. Let me rev it. Nice car, man. What a fucking lunatic. There's already one person on the phone like, Hello, there. These two hooligans in their vehicles. These two hooligans need to be stopped. We made it to the destination. That's all that matters. We made it to the destination. Is that right? I think all the people in the city think we're absolutely insane. Hey, guys. Wow. This is a very clear camera. Can you smile for me? I think you guys think I just do it for videos. This is how I dress everywhere. I have a hat in the gym. My glasses, even though I have contacts, a hoodie, a shirt under the hoodie, shorts, groceries with no socks. Macho, macho, macho. I like to do everything but squats. I don't know what it is about squats. I used to love doing squats when I was fit. Fuck. I loved it. Now I'd rather do deadlifts a million times than one squat. This is my one rep max. There's no weights on it. You forgot the... Are you okay? You forgot the weights. Two rep max right there. Wow. Look at this big guy. Can you imagine? He's putting a 45 on it. Wow. Imagine thinking 135 is big, bro. Take a close look, ladies and gentlemen. This is the biggest... Are you zooming in on me? No, no, no, no. The lens got so big. Walking and I got tired yesterday. And I literally went home so pissed off. I was like... I was walking and out of breath. I'm not even paying attention to him. That was so fun. Oh, you put... Wow, you put little baby weights on the side too? I'm keeping it a buck, bro. I'm missing something. Oh. Your face looks like a complete potato when I zoom into it. Yeah, it usually goes red, man. It goes as red as the black person could get. Bro, the shape of it was so potato-like. Was I looking like this? I got a double chin now that I can't wait. Can you see it? Hold on, let me make sure I can see it properly. Let's use this $3,000 lens to... Wait, wait, wait. I need the perfect focus. Wow. I actually don't know if I can put that in because it's that bad. All right, guys. If you want to see his jump shot, blast the comments. Yo, I actually see people doing this at the gym. He's got the determination. Can he lift it? Can he lift it? He looks like he's breaking. It's leaning. It's falling. You got this. S. S. I'm gonna keep it honest. The only workouts I like to do are the bench and the deadlift. Aside from that, I have to motivate myself through these other ones. I'm gonna start coming here more often. I'm gonna keep it honest, yo. I need to. I pretty much need to, guys. There's really no alternative other than gaining weight, and I'm really trying not to do that anymore. Do you remember skinny agent? This agent ate that agent. Do you remember him? What do you think about him, man? He was so much more useful in my life. If I asked him, hey, can you quickly do this? He'd be like, yeah, sure, man. Let's go. How about fat agent? Why did he not do that? I can't even get you to like, hey, can you pass through a moat? You'd be like, going over there? I need my one meal celebration. I need to be fit for that. So I could like frame it everywhere and not be disgusted that I got really fat one time in my life. Guys, guys, guys. Ask him, please. Ask him where his 100,000 YouTube black is. I lost it. But that one really doesn't matter. It's just 100,000, you know? A million is the one that matters. Put your hand in my guy. Show me what's in your hand. Oh, it's my money. Waleed, give me the money, my guy. Here. This is the biggest $2 point of all time. He paid $1.50 for $2.00. My guy, that's a bargain, jeez. That's a bargain, my guy. Yo, how about this? I'll make you all promise, man. I'm severely disappointed in myself that I let it get this far, but I really don't want it to get any further and it could always get worse. So I'm going to try my best to cut my eating habits. And part of it is like getting a good sleep schedule because my shit's been real messed up for the last year. And I'm going to grind. Shout out to my fat guys. Grind and keep grinding, my guys. Don't let all these skinny guys on the internet, those guys making jokes deter you from grinding, my guy. Hit the gym. Eat right. Break your bad eating habits. Learn some information. See what you know and you don't know, my guy. And I'm going to catch you guys in the next video. I'm out. Peace. You're such a loser, dude. Nobody loves you.