 Talking about the controversial things you're talking about. Those people. Those people that I don't like that do those things that are bad. The ones that are to blame for everything. The 5G tower is giving everybody the corona. Oh, not the 5G. Not the 5G tower is giving us corona. That makes sense. Oh, no, no, no, no. Where are the 6G towers that give us Ebola? Ebola. You can't call it Ebola. That's racist. Probably. I'd have to check the dictionary. Oh, at least, you know, chat's working. All right, that's one thing. I didn't know there was a race of people called Ebola. No, no, no, that's not how this works. So how this how this works, you can't call corona the Chinese virus, even though it's from fucking China, right? You can't call Ebola the Ebola virus because that's where it's from. That's from Ebola. Is Ebola a place? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's racist. You can't name something from where it's from. Didn't there was a big discussion about that with the Spanish flu, right? Because it's like, shouldn't we not call it the Spanish flu then? It's like, not everyone does, I guess. But it's influenza, right? Listen, I think Spain should take some fucking pride in that. We did it. That was an insanely, like fucking bravo as far as diseases are concerned, man. Like fucking hell. They would take a bow. Go for the gold. Yeah, they took out a big chunk of the world, man. I could go with them. That wouldn't wait because I'm really not educated on my fucking viruses. How did that one do compared to Black Death? What's the what's the stats? The influenza. Well, I think the influenza was worse, but 50 million. What the hell? Spanish flu killed 50 million people. Apparently. OK. Oh, well, I guess it tried influenza versus Black Death. All right. Let's see. I think the Black Death was actually influential in in in changing in in bolstering democracy, which is pretty crazy. Wait, how to do that? All the people that would like all the slaves died. So they have to like give people wages in order to get them to work. They were like, fuck that. Everyone's dying. I don't want to work. Yeah. So everyone got raises. Like they got all these money. So they got that money turned into political power. Looks like the Black Death was worse. The death toll. What's so spooky about it is that the death toll ranges from 75 to 200 million, which is insane. I know, right? But it was in the middle of the fourth century. So you're like reporting these numbers is like how the population of the world. Well, yeah. Yeah. And also, yes, 75 million in back then had to be way more, you know, ratio-wise than 50 million. Welcome to our uplifting stream, everyone. Hello, we're all going to die from a terrible horrible disease. You're all going to die. Every lake is Justinian. I never even heard of that. It is a God educated century. This is the worst sickness stream. Let's look up. What are the worst sicknesses to ever like the world? If you're in chat, if you got notified that we exist by you to type your favorite sickness virus bacteria in the chat. Well, with how many with how many people are posting in chat? Surely some of them got notified with the bell thing, right? Rather than recommended, I'm assuming. Your channel I've been refreshing. So just popped up for me. So I like that before this year time. I like, oh, people aren't getting notified. So we're like, OK, to make sure to make sure you two won't notify the stream. We're going to be talking about it. That's it. Really, the people getting murdered. This is awesome. Oh, the top thing on the list is the HIV AIDS pandemic. Oh, my God. Oh, and I forgot you also said the R word right in the beginning of the stream. You just you're really going for the cold. Rumpel still skin. I didn't know that was the bad one. Yes, the bad the RA word. Oh, what child names their kid Rumpel still skin? Would you not? If you all said it was still skin, would you go for rumble? I would be like, yeah, let's do it. I might for the mean value. Yeah. At least the middle name so they can choose when they get older. But I'd leave like I'd leave the mom. I'd be bad. I'd be like, all right, honey, we're naming them rumple and then I'll just come back. I'll stick around for like a year. But as soon as the kid knows about yeah. Heads up. So what about that controversial conversation we were having just before this guy dies? Do you want to do you want to announce to the EFAP chat your position? I want to see if they don't see how they react. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. I said, okay. Rack is trying to protect me. He's like, don't do it. These people can't be reasonable. No, so we were arguing. Okay. So last week last week in live stream, the chat told me that Mahler said the prequels are objectively better than the sequels and I said, fuck, no, hell, no. So we were vehemently or vehemently or you already said it. You already said it like I did. I only had to say it one time and now it's okay. Did you much like a play? Oh God. Oh God. You've got me with the mind virus. There you go. And I said, no, the prequels are objectively worse. Oh, see, I know you think that that's like very reasonable. They're going to be so upset. I'm waiting for it. Let them, let them be true. Let them be bad. I don't think you understand. I understand like you, you have feelings toward the prequels that are not positive. I understand, but please remember they don't know which way is up in the sequels. Okay. We're talking like fundamental operations of humanity. This is no, see, this is this is the way that this is the way I look at it. You can, I'm not going to necessarily disagree and say that the sequels are better written by or have better logic. I'm not arguing that. I'm just saying if you look at all the various aspects of filmmaking, did you almost say virulent? No, I mean, various aspects of filmmaking. It's not just looking. I know this is weird coming from me hyper focused on writing like I know that you do too. But besides the writing, all the other things. Okay. Okay, wait, let me ask you one question then. Objectively, which one is superior in terms of writing? Which one is superior? Oh, this is like, it shouldn't be hard. It's like the douche versus the sit. No, it's not though. It's not. It's really not. There's actually good shit in the prequels, ironically. No, wait, wait. Okay. What's the good shit in the prequels? Well, like I only have to do is name something that's good in the prequels. Like a writing something good. Writing the Anakin executing Dooku in front of Palpatine. That's good. I mean, yeah, because it's a relatively reasonable decision to make in terms of a hero, but it's still dubious enough that it shows us he's being pushed slowly toward a darker path. Name like anything in the sequel trilogy that's even as good as that. Uh. Uh, just one. Um, the lack of Jar Jar Banks. Is that okay? No. Okay. Okay. I'll give it to you. The prequels are better written than the sequels. And and they're so the written the promise they're written off leave and do completely different ways. Right. Oh, everything. The everything the prequels is very stilted in like overly confusing and complicated and everything in the sequel just doesn't make sense and it's just nonsense and garbage. Wait, sorry. Say that again. The the pre in the in the prequels. The writing is bad because it's like it has awful dialogue. Everything's very stilted. Everything's kind of overly complicated and nebulous. And you're like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. But in the sequels, everything is just stupid and garbage that doesn't make sense in order to get us from point A to point B to point C. What I would say is that on the surface, the prequels make sense to me when I start to dig into the specifics of how everything works. I get a little confused. For example, and this is something I want to sort of go into whenever I get around to them. I want to check out all the explanations for this because I've always been a little murky on it. But like, so Cipher Diaz is the guy who started the clones in conjunction with the Caminoeans, but simultaneously Darth Theronis. How don't you? Fuck you. Prequels and all that bad. He's saying he's one of the cameo aliens. They say his name in the films. I'm not being like a Wikipedia. Dude, Jesus Christ. All right. All right. So yeah, but that's supposed to be quite gone, Jin, because that's how Obi-Wan recognizes it. But at the same time, Darth Theronis being done, Count Dooku set up Django to be the template. So I'm like, I'm just not 100% on how all of that works out because those two would be closing forces, I believe. And and then they're handed over to the Republic, which I guess makes sense because Palpatine would want them while simultaneously the Jedi want them to defend the Republic. You know what I mean? Like there's just some stuff I need to figure out. But without like really poking it all. Like I really think it goes smooth understanding the bigger events of the prequels while the sequels. I have no fucking clue what is happening at any of the scene. I like there's just nothing. Nothing connects with itself. It's just it's just nonsense throughout the sequels. You don't have to dig to find the shit. Right. It's just there in its face. Well, no, I disagree. I think right on its face. The prequels are garbage shit. I mean, are you saying that you think the prequels are good or you're saying they're bad? I don't think I don't think they're good, but they're not like sequel level bad ideation between the two. Is it like a hair? Like is it a tiny? No, I don't think it's I don't think it's in different ways. The sequels feel like they're bad, but they're like the the writing is really awful, but they at least they on their face. They look like a real movie. The people don't even look like real movies. That's like, you know, else looks like a real movie. Transformers. They look like real movies. I mean, that's true. They are garbage, but as I'm saying, like the prequels are bad, but in like a completely different way. It's like the room. They just don't feel like real movie. They feel like parody movies. Um, I mean, I'm glad that they satisfied you visually and audio leave just to. Oh, no, no, no, don't get me wrong. They don't satisfy me in any regard. Oh, I'm just saying I'm just saying the prequels are worse. Prequels are very boring. Sequels are just confusing and terrible. What? You're right. Wait, you'd rather be confused and horrified than bored. Yeah. You'd rather feel something than nothing. Okay. Going full fight. Not if it's pain. Well, fight club here. Okay. You got to feel something. I'd rather be bored than experience horrible pain. Okay, maybe that's maybe that's true. I think I think you're right. I'll agree that the prequels are more coherent and they're writing coherence. Nice. Yeah, I mean, I can go for a bit of coherence in my stories. I do like here. Yeah. Sequels are not coherent. I think I'm defending the sequels. I just made a fucking two hour long video shooting on Rises Skywalker. It's like one of the worst. They were good by the way. I really liked your. Yeah, they were good. Thank you. Your your analysis of the fight gave me a big old eye opener about how stupid that whole idea. I had no idea. Yes. So funny because I had watched the movie like three times while making it. And it was only the last time I said, wait, when Ray fights those red stormtroopers, she kills the same guys twice. What the fuck? I don't know. It seems so obvious. Yes. And then you're like, I'd never noticed this before. That's the magic. That's the Disney magic right there. That's the magic of filmmaking. Kind of like how the first time I watched, you care about Mandalorian spoilers. No, good. So in episode four, where they're on the planet, they're like, there's nothing on this planet that could damage the legs on that ATST when his starship is just in the woods. I never, that didn't even occur to us. Well, have we ever seen it in that season blow anything up rags ever? Sort of. I'll actually, I still have it. Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't screen share because otherwise you might lose a discord can freeze on screen share. And if you freeze now, right, it's gone for it. Oh, I should probably say this. So a smudcast uses the same discord setup that we do and his is now been blurbed with the boxes. We don't have the boxes yet because I haven't updated my discord yet. I don't want to update my discord, but I feel like it's inevitable. And as soon as I do it, I would have to like reshape eFap. It's not going to look the same ever again unless they roll this back. People, when it comes to eFap, there's like an ugly ticking time bomb. We're all very afraid. Or we're horrified. We see that. We see that smug little green update arrow in the top right hand of the screen mocking us. It's like a plague. It's asking us like, hey, hey, just come check out this improvement. It's like improvement really. It's like, yeah. Take this apple. The apple is not poison. And they do the same rollout every time. The first step is, hey, by the way, do you want to opt into this cool little thing we got? And you're like, no, thanks. Okay, and then a few months later, they're like, by the way, we're going to just show you it. Okay. No, I don't want to. No, no, no, no, no, showed it. And they're like, okay, I'm going to opt out of this permanently. It won't hurt just by looking like you want to opt out of it permanently. Why? You don't like it. Okay, that's fine. A few months later, they're like, okay, so now it's going to be your default but you can still opt out of it. And you're like, no, I don't know. No. And then you get to the portion that we're at right now, which is say goodbye. I've got you say goodbye. It's going. I think it's being rolled out right now that a classic is unable to be accessed one by one by creators. It's going to get to all of us eventually. I'm glad you agreed with us this whole time. We knew you would love it. Basically, they never fucking listen. We've all been hashtag me too by the YouTube UI is what you're saying. I think UI is one of those even in like video games, especially in fucking video games, a bad UI can just ruin the experience and it doesn't get the attention and it really should have like bad UIs could. I think it was Halo reach when it came out on the on the PC. The UI was just absolute dog shit. The most incompetent buffoon made the UI for it and made no sense at all. And it just made some things an absolute chore. I almost made it. I was was like putting it down on my list of things like why UIs are the UI of this game is shit. I just I just picture when they started discord at YouTube, they had this really like golden eye just developer that was like, I know what people want and did it. And then once it gets really successful and everything bulls rolling, a bunch of like suits will give me like you don't should be should be a box instead of a circle should be a big box. You're like, no, it's like people will love it. Do it. May I ask why this is a change we should make? I went to school and they said boxes are best. Gotta do it. Well, seems like everything's made for phones now. Like you have no option. Everything has to look like it does on a phone. And it's not even like the aesthetic I necessarily care about. It's how does it integrate with the controls on a computer? Right. Or how do you make use of all of the screen space that you have, which is generally one of the biggest problems that there is is there's always just dead space wasted. Me is that you can't look at the whole description of any video and I'm like, what the fuck? Like you can't even open the box up and look at the whole description. Oh, yeah, like the other dot dot dot shit, don't they? Yeah, you got to scroll through it over and over again. I'm like, you can't even. It's it's such it's so mad. It's like a fundamental flaw to the new UI. We've talked about a thing on eFab before, but you guys remember old YouTube, right? Where a whole page could be customized. It's like, you could you could make whatever you wanted, however you wanted. And then all customization or what's that? Options crushed. Why have 10 different options? Why have the ability to do whatever you want when you can have our shitty opinion? Everything must look the same. Like people dream about getting jobs at like, oh, I work at Google as the UI designer for YouTube, one of the biggest sites, and it's just probably some dude in a cubicle chewing on the rubber end of his pencil all day. Just some absolute fucking mongoloid. He doesn't know anything about it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That is offensive. I was like, I listen. I'm mad. Yeah, I could say that. Oh, OK. How stressful would it be? By the way, the like whatever. It was your idea to have the boxes. You roll it out. You just see shit tons of messages about how shit the idea is. You're like, oh, well, we can't we can't revert it. That would be crazy. Yes. What's so annoying? Every time they do these changes, everyone hates it and they never roll it back. They never make it optional. Why make you look better? It's almost like you come out net positive by having a short thing that sucks that and then just taking it back and just reverting it so that people know that you're actually listening. Like do it almost like do a man do a Manchurian update where it's supposed to be like really, really terrible and you put it out there for everybody and then the plan all along was to kill it. So you can go back to the old thing. I think it creators studio classic to just like the new coke and the classic coke. I still have the I still have the classic. I can still get back to the classic. I think that's your. No, I can't get back. You're locked into. They took a little guy running away. The guy running away. Oh my God. Yeah, just just to let so to let you all know how garbage it's going to look in future. This is what happened to smudge stream. Oh, no. Look at it. What is that? Oh, no. What? What is it? They trying to social distance our avatars. Like everyone's locked in their little isolation box now. Go back to your room. Yeah, basically terrible. Why would they do this? I want to have a podcast. And yeah, like you compare the current to the future because you can see it on stream right now. It's just like, oh, no. Why does it auto choose the color based on? Yes. The most dominant color in your avatar will be used as the background color of your box. God. So if you have like an avatar in your box, I'll be one color. A solid color would just be a sink. So what test that? Who's unfortunately updated the discipline. I was going to say the fucking way I've tested that. I want to stay away from this thing for as long as possible. My app. But that is that makes even less sense. Why would they say, OK, let's take the color that's most in your avatar and just plaster it all over the background of your. I think it's I think it's just like a combination of all the colors averaged out. It could be that as well. Yeah. Oh, maybe that's what Adams on my screen is gray, which there's like no gray in his avatar. So I don't know what the hell's going on because there's the black of his hair and the glasses and everything. Oh, yeah. So that kind of averages out into a maybe maybe. Like I know it's not a lot of work for a computer, but how much more work there is now compared to what it was before and it's that much where I'll go blue before. It's literally just the picture you upload. Now it's like, OK, we need to create a program that averages out all the millions of different colors that could possibly put this in your avatar to put in your background this ugly fucking box. I want to analyze every pixel on your avatar. They're at a border of this like so this this background box. I don't like it, but they get to choose the color. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Choice to the users. That's never worked. I figured it out. This is really a money laundering scheme. OK, someone at Discord is laundering money and they're like, OK, I got to hide like millions of dollars. I know I'll hire someone to make an overly complicated avatar system that requires that requires machine learning AI in order to discern what colors your avatar is. It's so much more colors clash. Oh my God. That's part of the plan. Yeah, because yeah, because in Austin, because every person in individual colors, they don't even mix together. Yeah, I'll just look. No, it looks. It makes them look off. Everything's funky now. And it's just like, why would you do this? Because we all just a big ploy to make the swastika pink. I am almost certain that if they keep doing stuff like this, someone's going to be like, I'm just going to make a new discourse. That is old discord. And they'll just call it something else. And it's like my users like adults. Just discord backwards. However you'd say that. I don't know. Drachid. Drachid. I guess it would be Drachid. Yeah, Drachid. Drachid. Drachid. Bit awkward to say, but I'm on board. Drachid. Do it. You know, discord shouldn't be like the company slogan. Just the name of the app. It shouldn't be your mission statement is discord. See, we should have seen it all along. It was right in our faces. You know, chaos. They are living up to the name discord, aren't they? They are sewing discord. When we least expect it. Disco. We got some Pikachu art. You. They are. I don't know what to talk. Well, okay. Well, they are. I don't know if they're shit like they're bad. Yeah, I'm not taking a strong stance yet. On the third one. Certainly. This is like the original angry, funny, angry videos about movies on YouTube was literally a Plinkett Star Wars prequel reviews. Yeah. It started at all. Okay. I agree. This was like the big first bad thing. But let's save shit for like crisis on infinite Earth and sequel trilogy. Let's, you know, Batwoman, let's save it for the really shit stuff. And I think there's a lot of I think there's a lot of nostalgia glasses. I think there's a lot of meation over the sequels much much larger the variation and quality over the sequels much larger than prequels. It seems like the prequels are all pretty much just consistently shit. Terrible. Yeah, totally. But it seems like there's a couple in the sequels that aren't too bad. What are you talking about? Just so what? Okay, what two? What two? That are terrible. Not bad. Which two? No, no, no, you mean all the new movies. You don't mean just the three sequel movies. You mean like Rogue One and you're. Oh, well, I'm talking. Yeah. Do we not include Rogue One? Well, I don't think we should just compare the trilogies, right? Terrible, though. What was it? It was a prequel level. It's the best of them, which is yes. Horrifying thing to say. So much better than prequels. It's like vastly better than the prequels. Well, Mahler, do you think that Rogue One was better than the prequels? That's an interesting question. So you're not counting Rogue One and it's the sequel. Well, I guess. I figured we would do in Trilogy versus Trilogy. Yeah, Trilogy versus Trilogy. Oh, okay. I got you. I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the first the first one in the sequels is vastly better, which, you know, still a compromise movie, but it's vastly better than the later editions. Oh, so you're saying TFA is much better than TLJ and TROS? Yes. Hmm. Don't know the acronyms. You don't know the acronyms. Hmm. It's complicated. The funny thing is complicated is kind of like your corporate slop movie, right? It's just kind of like whatever. Well, it's superficially makes it's like superficially better. I agree that if you dig in, it's like undoes the accomplishments of the original. Well, this is the thing. So before we all I've been doing today outside of doing this stream was editing my third part of my TFA series where I'm systematically destroying that film. Nothing makes sense in TFA. It's not dissimilar from TROS and TLJ. And you might be like, Yeah, but loop was superficially, superficially at all. If you don't think into thinking it makes sense. Sure. If that's like a quality of the film, that's like saying, Man, my friend is such a good liar. The prequels, the movies on some level are supposed to like trick you into enjoying it. You know, the right of disbelief. There's some trickery that's going on. There's some misdirection going on. Well, the prequels, they don't trick you in any way shape or form. You're like, What the fuck? If I want to go up, but there's there's like thousands of people in chat right now who will tell press one in chat. If you enjoyed the prequels more than the ST, you'll just watch what happens. Well, wait a minute. But yeah, but we're in much different situations. So you probably saw the prequels. Did you see the prequels in the theater? Did you see them on video? I see them both. I saw the second and third in theaters, I think. Like, I ain't saying they good, but I just to reiterate how terrible the sequels are is kind of the thing here. Equals are awful. The two, the two sequels are just, yeah, the two vastly horrible for averaging them out, though. I think the force awakens is better than the prequels. Superficial nature kind of brings up the the average, I think. Superficial nature of these sequels. Yeah. I mean, I would say that well, I was wondering what do you think is better, the force awakens or revenge of the Sith? Oh, I don't even think it's a contest. I think it's that clear because I think it's revenge of the Sith. Easy. Oh, I know. All right. So now that we've established so how can we so like every little bit every little piece of information we discuss and you still think the prequels are worse than the sequels? Yes. Hey, man, that's totally fine. I gotta agree on. That's that's so I gotta agree. If you take out if you take out movies, I'll I grant the writing. I grant that the writing is worse than sequels. I mean, that's that I'm happy to have that. I'll just be like, yeah, okay. Like you wait. Oh, tell tell the chat what you said about Obi-Wan. Tell him. Tell him the thing you said. Tell what you said about you. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I like I like Ian McGregor, but his acting is not great in that movie. Oh, you said not great. Sorry. He's offered his position. I'm sorry. It's you said you'd give him an F. I said, well, no, I said, I said, I said I give everyone. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. So you're just being everyone. And then the same thing. Then he brought up everybody and then you brought up Emperor Palpatine. I'm like, okay, he was pretty good. Oh, you're right. I'll give I'll give him an A. And ironically, I don't even know what I see, you know, try to pick to say that Obi-Wan was a bad like that. You immigrated a bad job. He's a good actor. Any scene he's in, especially in the second and third in the first, he's not in it that much. Oh, look, I don't blame him. I think George Lucas is an awful director. It's a tennis ball. Everyone. All the movies are all great actors. They're just just he can't direct for shit. Well, I mean, we need examples, right? You're going to do the shot, reverse shot thing on me. Well, I could do that. Well, that's not that's not that's editing. Well, I assume you were gunning for direction. No, I'm talking about in terms of how you're directing the performance in each scene, their performance. Samuel Jackson is like a fucking wooden plank in that movie. But his character is absolutely stoic. Not he's not playing one of Samuel Jackson's typecast characters. Well, then he's a bad choice for the role, though. Right. What? But did he not nail being stoic? I mean, yeah, being boring. I think you can be I'm trying to think I'm trying to think of a character who's stoic, but like not boring and like any movie. Anton Shiger. Is he stoic? He's just like like a psycho. He's absolutely stoic. I guess I think I'm trying to think he is. I think I'd describe him as stoic for the most part. I don't usually think classically. And not associated with like evil psychopaths, but you could be stoic and good or evil. Sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah. No, but see Anton Shiger. He had like this intensity. I saw a good one in chat. Logan will be stoic, especially in Logan. For a lot of the other than when he rages out, obviously, right? But he's not boring at all. But he's not boring when he's stoic. That's what I'm saying. He's no, but I'm saying Samuel Jackson is boring in the prequels and Logan is not boring whatsoever. What? Why? But do you have anything like more something I can work with other than he's like? It seems like when you watch Samuel Jackson in these movies, he's just he's just reading the lines like he just sounds like he's just standing there and it's like a guy offstage with a cue card and just reading lines like with no emotion whatsoever. Take a seat, young Skywalker. Not exactly bored. No, that's like him being aggressive. What? I don't know. What do you mean? The whole point of that scene is that you remember Obi-Wan shakes his head because everybody's clearly very aware that Anakin is like a loose cannon. Here's a good example is when he's he's confronting Palpatine. He's like what's that? He gives that really weird line already. He's like the Senate was he say like the Senate will not be under your control no longer or something. And he's just that's the time that you want Stoic Samuel Jackson to be aggressive and yelling and doing stuff and he's just stand there kind of like stop it Palpatine. I'm going to stop you. I don't know if that's an accurate retelling of that is that is a hundred percent feel as if I'm lying. I think it's especially that he goes. Okay. I remember he was the oppression of the Sith. Right. Well, no longer will never return. You never lost. It's so why is that bad though? The way he says it is so bad. You're so bad. I mean like so like on one hand we got like the way saying it is not good enough and then on the other hand we like nothing makes any sense at all of the sequels. Oh look. Yeah, but that you're you're so I'm saying the writing I've said the writing the sequels is worse than the prequels but I'm saying if you're if you're going to say something is objectively worse than something else. I'm going to look at everything as a whole right now. What if I'm just looking at the right end though at that point you'd agree right? You say yes just look at the writing I'll agree with you the sequels are worse. Right. Yeah, I guess I guess I would agree the CGI is stronger in the sequels than the prequels I think rags you on board with that. The writing in the prequels are stronger than the sequels the CGI is stronger in the sequels than in the prequels. Yes, more time. Yes, time has passed since these two films. Yeah, just CGI. I mean because they did a lot of practical effects too. Yes. In both trilogies. Did they do practical effects in the three? Yeah, it's one of the common misconceptions that infuriates prequel fans. When people say there's no practical effects they get very upset. I guess it was all the because they did so many backgrounds that were just pure. You know that to be built in an entire space city. They built an entire galaxy to film in. And it's true. That's the vision of the guy in a suit. If the master requests it then. Avatar got nothing on this. You see I just don't know if I could. Yeah, I think I'm I'm firmly in the camp that the sequels are worse. Do you think that the editing and some cinematography was better in the prequels? Because I don't. I don't know how much if I was to concede on that once given enough like I'd have to rewatch the prequels to really keep an eye on the editing in the in the cinematography. I can't say I don't remember. You know shot reverse shot. Yeah, they shot reverse shot in the sequels too. Yeah, but not like every well what you get in the sequels is JJ Abrams is patented his camera spins around characters as they talk. Yes. But see, but that's that's better for making you feel a sense of action, right? Or a film that doesn't make sense. Like, yes, I'm so excited about something. Let's let's I'm walking around creepily these characters. Let's ignore me. Go throw the writing into a void and forget about the writing for a second. I agree with you about that. Looking at each factor of the movie, but the sequel writing is a void. Exactly. It's a black hole. Throw the sequel writing into it. OK, I don't know. Maybe I can sort of like it would just be like if I was like, well, Transformers has better action in the prequels. And it's like, uh, doesn't mean that one's better than the other. Well, I just don't know how much like it's just OK, even if it's true, like, does it isn't the writing like the most important aspect for these things? Well, it depends on it. That's a that's a personal judgment, right? For each independent person. Is it not the most important thing for you? I mean, I think it is for me, right? But I'm I feel like I'm a writer in my heart and soul, but most people I feel like are not. Oh, sure. But this is just a conversation for us. Right. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I for me writing is always the most important thing. For sure. So when I say objectively, I'm trying to put like outside of myself, right? Wait, so let me ask you this. Objective which trilogy do you prefer to watch? It's been so long since I've seen the prequels. So I can't say I don't remember what they're I should remember being really bored. You don't want to watch the sequels again. Don't give me that shit. It's true. I don't want to watch any. I don't want to watch either of them again. You want to see when McGregor's amazing acting? No, God, no. Hello there. I remember as a kid. Okay. When I was an easily entertained idiotic kid watching these movies in theater and being like, this is boring as fuck. I was not idiotic kids. Don't like the new ones. And I was about to say like I was not bored by the prequels when I first saw them mean either. I was fucking the criticism that they're boring films you find a shit ton of kids were not bored. Maybe that's the distinction though. You guys have positive nostalgic feelings about them and I don't. Well, I just said I wasn't bored. I'm not. I didn't, you know, I have negative nostalgic feelings and you have neutral nostalgic. That better. I do. I will say what have I what have I betty, betty memories in the in the theater when when Dooku's head was chopped off even as a kid. I was like, should I be seeing this? I was like, Jesus, this is a bit much. The third movie really pissed me off. I think the most because I had I really loved Jenny Tardosky's animated Clone Wars. I don't know if you've ever seen that. I have. I've seen a decent amount of it. Yeah. Yeah. And the and General Grievous and his animated Clone Wars were just like the fucking most badass villain of all time. I was like, this is so awesome. The fight scenes with General Grievous and the and I'm not talking about the CG cartoon. I'm talking about the two dimensional. Yeah, he was a he was a force to be reckoned with. He was a fucking beast. And I was like, this is so amazing. He's like the best choreographed fights I've ever seen is blowing my little mind. And then you see him in the movie. I suck. I mean, well, funny enough, I quite like him around with spinning my robot arms at very slowly at Obi-Wan Kenobi. And I was like, oh, yeah, I quite like him in the movie. But I just wish he was way more threatening because he gets defeated in the only fight he really has. Have you seen the the animated ones? I have not. Oh, shit. Do you have some clips? Grievous is pretty fucking dope. Yeah, you don't even have to. He looks like he would be though. You know, it's just that he looks scary. Clone Wars fights. And there's just like a 10 minute compilation of his fights and you and on YouTube and you're like, holy shit. This is what we could have had, George. I like could have had. Yeah, like he can hold lightsabers with his four arms and his feet and he can jump around like he's a killing machine. Well, there's a there's a great scene, too, where like he's fighting. He's fighting two different Jedi at the same time. And then while he has them both, he's like holding them both back with lightsabers. That's when he reveals for the first time that he's extra arms like it's a surprise that he can kill them both. He doesn't just like whip them all out immediately and just walk at you very slowly spinning his lightsabers. It is intimidating, but I would say that so is killing someone. So there is that. I guess someone in chat said that we are seeing him post chest crush from Grievous. So. Yeah, I know, but that's that's an excuse, right? Well, I'm sure it hit like there's no George Lucas didn't have to write his antagonist getting hurt offscreen before the movie started, right? For no reason. Um, I mean, I guess it's up to him. Well, I mean, the point if we argue, that's why he was defeated more easily than perhaps he would have been. No, but I mean, like why would you if you're writing a story where I'm gonna be like, okay, I want to make my antagonist weaker than well, he's not. He's more of a foot soldier in episode three, isn't he? Right. But I'm saying, yeah, but I'm saying George Lucas didn't have to make that creative choice. Yeah, he could he could have been the villain of the film. But I mean, he's not there's not enough room for him compared to this palpatine. He could have just he could have just been a badass. He didn't have to be like the main antagonist. He got Maul is what you're saying. Well, more Maul got to wipe out Qui-Gon at least. That's not true. Well, Maul, Maul, even though he didn't have much of a character, at least like when he was fighting, he was, you know, he was slips and shit, right? He was doing good. Definitely think there are parallels here. Prequels better. Prequels definitely better. That's okay. You'll never you'll never convince me. Prequels are so much better. It's just so it's such an easy thing to ask. I'm actually like normally this is a softball. We know you can say you can say you like them better. I'm just talking. When someone says what is objectively better, I'm thinking like every aspect of filmmaking, not just the right. All right. Well, you'd agree that the choreography is far superior in the prequels, right? Yeah. Choreography, huh? Diggin. The fight choreography. Yes, I guess I would agree. Not the standing choreography. Well, no, like normal action, like the way normal action is shot in the prequels is pretty bad. Is it compared to the sequels? Is the way the action is shot choreography. I'm I'm I'm think of time. I'm more like camera work and stuff. Wait, you're saying like, so not the fights themselves, the way that they're they're shown. The way they're shot is better in the sequels, but I agree that the core, the choreography is better in the prequels. I mean, I don't remember there being in the prequels. One person killing the same six guys twice. I think that automatically not to mention the throne room. Yeah. What else? What else we got? Yeah, the fight scenes in the sequels are pretty bad when you slow them down and look at them. And you realize that they're using choreography over again. Yeah. We even written last Jedi like that that fight scene in the thermo is very bad. And you and you think that because like I would can see the Mark Hamill's acting is fantastic and TLJ sad face. Well, he's a great actor. No, I know, but I don't know if I can see it about Daisy Ridley. Like there was only really one time that I ever felt like it was like, oh, she's she's acting. The rest of it kind of what time was that one time? It was when and this is the thing, the writing makes it so hard to enjoy. But when she's crying because well, she starts to sort of tear up and choke up when trying to talk about how Kylo killed Han. Like you knew him for a couple of hours. Was it only a couple of hours in the first one? Jeez, that was like a couple of days. It's barely even that, dude. So he gets onto her ship and like five minutes later, they're attacked by these crews and they run away after about five minutes and they teleport over. Well, hyperspace over. So let's be generous and give them an hour of hyperspace. And then they go to a planet. They talk for about 20 minutes and then and that's not even like bonding stuff. It's mostly exposition about where we're going next. Then they get split up. Then they get rejoined right at the end and then he's killed like a few minutes after that. She barely knew him. She's like, this is what I mean. I think that she did a decent job convincing me that she she was like really upset about losing a father figure, but I just can't help but be like, what the fuck? You got daddy issues, girl. They sequel movies are so terrible. Yeah. They really are. And you know, like John Boyager, it's like, is he good at the acting that he does? And it's like, I guess, yeah. Everyone's acting in the sequels is like a C. I was. You gave everybody the prequels and F and everyone and basically everyone, the prequels is an F. Basically everyone in the sequels is a C. I now I understand why you people killed Jesus. That's right. Jesus. You're like, oh, this Jesus guy can't act very well. He's trying to act like they're black. I'm up. I'm up. He wasn't feeling it. What? No, I just wasn't feeling it right there. Truly, you must be the shadow. God. Look at poor chat. They've been through a roller coaster. Oh, yes. We're going through all this. It's got to be exciting. You got to be controversial. Okay. Not too controversial. Got to fight. It's got to be heroine villain. Okay. Oh, wait. Yeah, you did say the Palpatine doesn't get an F, right? No, no, Palpatine's good. Is he? He's great in the prequels. What does he get in the sequels? Well, the sequel. He was actually, I was kind of disappointed. He was as good in the sequels as he was in the prequels. And I thought he was. I was like, oh, this will be the one good thing in the next last Jedi in the rise of the Skywalker will be Ian McDermott. He was, he was Palpatine, I guess, even though he was a fucking retard, but he felt, see, I think what made him great in the prequels is like, he was fine being campy and chewing the scenery. Like he was so over the top. It was fun. But in the sequels, it's like, oh, this is a real movie. So I have to like act like a normal human. I have this is this is real. This is a real Skywalker. Yeah, this is this is fine art here. Wait, so how do you let's not get crazy? Was the OT real movie? Sure. Of course. I like the original. He's good. But I thought you said that he wasn't happy because it was a real movie. No, but he wasn't. He wasn't. Did you think he was campy in the original trilogy? Because I don't think he was. Yeah, to a degree for sure. I'm just a little bit like, yeah, but just a little bit, right? Like in the prequels, he's like over the top camp. I mean, I always felt he was pretty much the same. He's so ridiculous. Hey, man, he's he's struggling at that scene. You know, he's great. I love that. It's great. Well, I mean, he's he's he's desperate. So he's saying he's saying his nose with a bit of, you know, bit of gusto. Yeah, the way his face contorts when he's like, yeah, it's so silly. You know, that's why you use that great picture. He's making that goofy face in your thumbnail of your Star Wars video. Well, the point of that is his his horror and disgust as a character at the at the at the mere poster of Rise of Skywalker. That's what that represents. Oh, okay. Yeah. But he's also like smiling really, really creepily in that one poster, right? So I mean, to range the the sheer acting range of this man. But I also see even Ben and I can't even picture him in any other movies. Oh, he's he was in Sleepy Hollow actually. I remember that right? Oh, yeah. That movie was I liked it. It was terrible. What? Oh, yes. Someone mentioned. What about Christopher Lee is Count Dooku? Do you think he has an F? Well, how long does it take for you to say no to a C? I'll give him a C. How about a C? Yeah, he was he was a lot better in Lord of the Rings. What? You can't just not fair. You're like the greatest role he's ever had. It's like he's not as good as Sarama. Lord of the Rings C. Wait, it's literally how this works. You have to take someone to say, okay, I have to compare it to something else, right? So I'm comparing him to his A performance. Lord of the Rings thing. Okay. So this is like a C by. Dude, his performance Lord Rings is a triple S. That's not even the O. Yeah. So that makes him an A is Count Dooku. I would say that. I would say he's an A is Count Dooku. I think he's good Count Dooku. He's great. The voice, the motion. Epic. How'd the lightsaber handle that? He carries that shit. He knows what he's doing. Everyone carries that shit. It's a handle. That's what I mean. There you go. It's what makes sure we're all up. But all right. He's not even nervous. Oh, that's a surprise to be sure. But welcome. You make German. It's not been a lot of movies for some reason. He's been in just like TV shows. Well, once once you start off at the apex, where do you go from there? That's true. Now where to go? I was an emperor of a galaxy. Now I'm a guy in a colonial village. Oh, Christopher Lee was in Sleeping Hollow too. Yes, he was. He wasn't it for very long, but he was like a reunion for Star Wars. And you know War Rags? It was an A performance. It wasn't an F. I'll tell you that. He did great in Sleeping Hollow. Ichabod Crane. He's fucking epic. Ichabod Crane. See, that's another movie where he was in A. See that just more proof. He was a sea in Star Wars. That's not how that works. Random magistrate. Then he was Count Dooku. I said, script fear in you Skywalker. What the hell is wrong with that? Tell me. What is it? See about that? I'll have to. Okay. I haven't seen the Fiquels in like 10 years. I'll have to watch them again. Maybe I'm just clouding my. He's an oldest. Just because he's old. A little fucked up. That's right. I mean, we should we should get rid of this lockdown. Just get all the old people sick. Get rid of them all. Get rid of them all. Boomers be gone. We've had it's our time now. Boomer be gone. Just like a spray in a bottle. They're like, you know, it's just a picture of anime on it or something. So anyway, we have videos to watch. Did you know it? Oh, yeah. That's why we arrived. We're still talking. This is a stream. I thought we were just randomly talking into this before the stream started. Maybe why not? It's it's I had to let the audience know how you felt. It was important. Like this is guys got a fucking terrible take. Everyone hates him. Dude, you gave him an F. You gave Obi-Wan Palpatine and Dooku an F before. Yeah, I'm taking it back. They're all good. So mean. How could you do this? I wish the Disney pay you. You fucking disnoid disnoid rags. You really know about this noise promise. You wouldn't tell anyone about that. I know I promise, but I did. It's rare fucking. Oh, they got rid of the watch together. Looks different again, but only slightly. So I have to keep altering it like only small changes. You are the watch together to God. Damn it. Whole life is falling apart. So I mean, I can't stand this sort of stuff. You know, it's just it's revolting, disgusting, vulgar, gross. Um, eww. Is it Star Wars prequel level of the bad? No, we're not talking like C tier. We're talking F tier, like sequel trilogy tier, you know? Yeah, like this is actually bad. Okay. Were you were you horrified to find out that I rate the prequels higher than the sequels? I was. I was like, what's the cannot that cannot be? I understand. If you're if you're putting like writing is like 90% of your consideration. I understand. I mean, we went through everything else you're wrong about. Well, we even you said this, the choreography. Yeah. And I mean the acting, the jury is out on the acting for now, I'd say. Someone just sent me a Twitter DM. They're like, they sent me like a re-edited version of the prequels. I'm like, no, no, watch this version. I'm not. I'm not saying that you should go watch someone fixes it like because that logic could work on the seat probably not actually. I was going to say, I don't think you can fix the sequels no matter what you do. No, yeah. They'll come out with a completely different film. It'd be like, look, it's good now. Well, if you want it to be good, then a completely different film is where you have to go. Yeah. I agree with that. Is there a watch together? Link? Yes, there is. Oh, okay. Pile in, gentlemen. All right. Oh, wait, I probably should have introduced you guys. I was just so taken away with the conversation. Welcome to EFAP 80. After an hour of character assassination. Let me know. What is this? Yeah, you've only, you've only, you've only just arrived. I was playing as vehemently as possible. Well, yeah. Adam, you think that you think the sequels are better than than the prequels too, right? Sequels. I see I'm hesitant to take a strong position just because I've only seen one and a half of the sequels because like last Jedi was so bad that I just kind of flaked down and watching the end of it. And the rise of Skywalker. I mean, I've seen your video on the rise of Skywalker, but I haven't seen that. I haven't actually seen the movie. So I'm just I'm guessing watching it. Yeah, exactly. I'm guessing. But you saw all the prequels, right? Prequels. I saw them in the movie theater and I just I was like just horrified. Like I I literally hated not horrified enough to not finish them. But I guess I was like an obligation. Hold on. Hold on. When the sequels rolled around, I was apathetic after the prequels. You had more patience. You know, I was optimistic after the Force Awakens. I was optimistic. But then the last Jedi, they brought all the politics into it and stuff. And I was like, oh, my God, this is awful. So well, you know, you have to destroy everything in order to free animals. Yeah, okay. I'm familiar with that argument and I'm not necessarily a fan. So but yeah, do you remember the part of the LJ where she says it's worth it? Just in just in my behavior, I guess I would have to agree with Mahler that the prequels are better in that I actually finished them. Oh, look at this. And the sequel. Well, you know, Adam, if you ever have a podcast to hang out on, you can come right on over to Eve. And I think one of us, I think it's just like this is a real chance to get you down or get you. Oh, my God. So is this the part where we hold him down and beat him again? Yes, it's just on the crown of the Jedi. I'm just mad because he's the sidekick on our stream. OK, so now he's going to take revenge. Now I will be the hero. Let's get him, guys. Let's beat this guy to a pulp. What I feel like they will be made of the three of us killing such that they're going to do that anime meme where that one guy is sipping tea while you beat that dude down from that. You know, I even know what anime that's from rags. So it's from Jojo, right? Thank you. Yes. All right. That was a complete guess. Oh, I assume everyone was dressed as a clown. So I assume it must be Jojo. Yeah. And even people who like Jojo ain't going to disagree with that. No, yes. Those those costumes were straight out of like the prequels they like from Queen of the Dollars wardrobe. I have been asked to ask you, Sitch, which of the prequels and the sequels have the superior soundtrack? Oh, is a correct answer, by the way. Okay. Well, so we talked about this reaction to this before stream. I don't even remember the music to the sequels till you start humming it for me. I do remember do a fate and like that's a badass song. So I guess it just wins because of that, like that song alone. So that's that's quite a few categories. The, you know, you're still wrong. Oh, you got you have choreography and sound and one song that I remember which of the trilogies had the better bubonic play. I think it was the prequels. It did feel like a virus. It did feel like a virus just destroying everything you love. I like how do all the fates basically destroys any fucking song from the sequels. It's just not even it's impossible. What are the other? I don't remember any other music from the people's besides two fates. I don't remember their names, but I remember a lot of songs from Avenger the Sith specifically, like when when Anakin's contemplating becoming an evil man, that song is quite a unique for the Star Wars world. And the the song playing with when all the 66 is going through quite like what song is there like a unique song when Anakin Obi fight. And I remember that's Battle of Heroes, I think, which is again very good. Yes, I've got Battle of the Heroes on my itunes. John Williams did the score for the sequel, right? He did the school for TFA as far as I know. He did it for TLJ, but then he did most of it for TROS, but his son finished it or something like that. I remember reading and being confused. Oh, I remember Battle of Heroes. I'm listening to. OK, yeah, I'll say the prequels had a better at least more memorable soundtrack. So you do agree that the prequels a better overall. Good. We can move on to the next one. All right, everybody. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slower roll here. OK. There's now this crazy training got no breaks. That's right. I'll never I'll never give in, even if you're right, I'll never give in. But yeah, I was just going down a path you just can't follow. So, you know, your your course, you're rough. You get everywhere. Yeah, that's right. He's a wee bit gritty. I will say then I've said this the sequel. I don't think the sequels will ever have the potential that the prequels have. Yeah, they're kind of 20 years from now. People will not have the sequel. So just throw it into the trash bin and forget it. Yeah, I do not think they will age well. All those people who said TLJ would end well. Well, yeah, this is the, you know, Quinton reviews is like give it another. So it was 2017 and came out. So in seven years from now, it's going to be considered a masterpiece by most. Oh, he said that. Well, yeah, he said, give it 10 years for what it comes out. Oh, my God. Masterpiece. What the fuck? Masterpiece of shit. Yeah. Geez. That was interesting to see even the people that liked TLJ didn't seem to like Rise of Skywalker for most part. I think that those that was definitely faded to happen. Yeah. The Rise of Skywalker was just like the antithesis of the last Jedi, which I want to tell you a funny story. So we went over this on the last EFAP, but I don't know if you guys know, I made an April Fool's video saying that well, Moopa made a video on April Fool's this complete coincidence that they released on those days about how good TROS is. And that got shared around different places. And let's just say people who love TLJ were like, of course, Moala likes the film that like fucks up TLJ makes complete sense. Let's see, but it's really interesting because it's like, I don't, you're like, yeah, all the weird politics stuff and TLJ is shitty, but it's like, even without all that stuff, it still was just an awful movie. So it makes me think all the people that liked it, they didn't like it because of the movie. They just like the weird politics shit. And as soon as you have just the shit carry over into the next, into Rise of Skywalker, but with no politics, it's like, oh, they can finally see that it's a bad movie. I think their side, their side is definitely the more tribal. So there was no way they'd be able to safely not like it. That's the thing. I think it was obvious when they walked out of the theater, they were like, I'm not allowed to not like this. Oh, maybe a lot of, yeah, a lot of social pressure. Yeah, there's no way they could say like this movie was bad. And it's fascinating because like, you know, it's like Rose did something incredible by releasing those far the years. I think they're cool and I would just be like, all right, look, just for a second, let's pretend I agree with all of it in spirit. I'd be like, don't you think they portrayed it really awfully? Like, they're only going to get captured again. And they're probably terrified. Like they don't know what's going on, especially if they've been there since birth, like, you know, don't you think there's more to this than just free the animals? I felt good in this one moment. I took no heed of the morrow. I just fucking did what felt good. And remember, she has to tell Finn that what makes it worthwhile is saving those those creatures while he was like, no, it's worth it because we fucked him up. It's like, oh, that's the kind of activism that they like though. They like this kind of it feels good in the moment, even if it do anything in the long run, even though, even though the people who have to clean up the messes are the poor, oppressed working class, we are we're good because we inconvenienced rich people for a moment. It's like the the comic that I'm sure you saw that everyone's been sharing around new one. Yeah, then the art supplies and she's like, yeah, I'm stealing down with capitalism. You're like, I'm gay and a thief. And it's funny because all the people are like, how do I run? Yeah, Quinton was in the in there being like, oh, it's great. I love you defending it too. Yeah, he's Quinton. I think he liked and shared it. And then even some of his fans are like, dude, this is fucked up. And he said, oh my God, I liked an edgy joke. Leave me alone. And I was just like, oh, liked an edgy joke. Now, now I'm fine, guys. Now they're fine. Definitely. Well, our are edgy jokes are about saying mean things. They're edgy jokes are about advocating. Yeah, he's just like, okay, calm the fuck down. Look, you said hurt my feelings, but you didn't commit any crimes. So it's bad words or violence. However, actual crimes are just. It will we will get to a point one day where you're stealing stuff actively from some shop and they're just like, oh, well, then you go, ha, ha, get fucked idiot. They're like, idiot. What are you a capitalist? Do you know that people are idiots? You can't say the idiot has a medical origin. That is fucking oppressive. You can't say that. Don't you know where the word moron came from? Okay, I'm like, you know, ages. People were using it as a medical. You apologize. You slub over and you slowly walk out with all the stuff you stole. Like, I'm sorry. People dumb Jesus Christ. I see that would be a good comic. What you just described. So, yeah, the whole point of what I've been trying to do is introduce our guests. That's what I've been trying to do now. When we're almost there. It's only what like an hour. Here's another story that's not about introduced. No. So PSA search returning once again. Last time you were here, we talked about no bullshit on Monday. Matt was 24 hour stream, I think. Oh, well, hey, was it? Was it? I think I thought I can't remember anymore. It's it all blaze. It's like a big long adventure. But, um, by the way, we decided when we bring you back to say that we'd allow your, um, your, your, um, the guy you're keeping like some kind of cage, I guess, to come with you. The co-host. The psychic. I mean, co-host. Yes. The co-host. This is an Adam show. Come on, guys. This is an Adam bring your sidekick to work day. That's right. Well, by the way, it's, uh, it's nice to meet you. We haven't actually really spoken before today. So how do you do? Thanks for inviting me on. This is great. I wish that I, you said, uh, I didn't need to do any homework, but I feel like I should have at least watched those damn, uh, pre-polls. Fuck that. This was not planned. I saw the pre-polls. No, we would never tell somebody if you want to be on our podcast, you have to watch the Disney sequels that we like. It's not worth it. It's not worth it off brand, but I don't know. I feel like, uh, maybe there's something that would criticize. So maybe I will watch them. Well, either way, this is a fap 80. We are 20 episodes from 100. Now it's terrifying. Nice. How many episodes you guys up to? You do numbers right behind you. I think 75 or shit. We might have to pass them up. We might have to do all the extremes a week just to like get in front of them. That'd be cool. Well, you guys do stream. You don't do streams weekly. Don't you do them throughout just whenever you don't ever tell them, tell them about our regular schedule planned schedule. Um, so like, what is the schedule? Yes, schedule. Sometimes you guys are on against us and we think, oh man, we stream at the same time every week. We don't, why are we competing against them? We don't do that on purpose to take your views. Why would you say that? I didn't hear like that. This guy likes to prequel is better. Now we're streaming every Sunday at 1 p.m. We're nice about the prequels over here. Come over here. Like, oh, um, yeah, we don't really have a schedule. But yeah, but no, I've seen you guys do you do multiple sometimes you do multiple streams, you know, during the week. It's not like a weekly. Uh, right now it's weekly, I think it have to look back at our is at least weekly or bi-weekly or more than that. It's one of those because those are the only options really, but that's that's our schedule. It makes complete sense. And um, yeah, we got we got loads of fun planned today. Um, you know what, since I'm hoping you haven't heard of you're going to at least heard of one of these, but uh, Adam, have you heard of downward thrust movie Bob or Hello Greedo? I've heard of movie Bob, but I can't place a name with the face. So out of those three, who would you like to experience the opinions of first? Oh, I'll let you pick. I don't know. Whichever guest rights guest. We can argue. Wait, we can argue for another hour. Okay. We could we could put a vote in another very contentious topic. I guess what we should watch. It's killing great taste. That's filling. We could put a vote in for each one. I won't bring up avatar the last airbender, but we can just watch a video. Oh my God. Um, it would be there's no preference for me. So that's why I'm leaving it to a to a vote. I guess. Let's watch movie Bob. Adam's not going to be the decider here. Oh my God. Movie Bob is fine. What I wow, you really are the co-host movie. Where is the movie Bob? How about Emily Robert movie Roberto movie? Mr Eugenics bring on the Eugenics movie Bob. Well, I mean, fine. We'll we'll we'll check him out first. Um, is everybody in the watch together? Raga Rooney. Are you there? Yeah. We're missing a lot. I didn't load the first time. Let me get it a. Let me give it a little. There we go. If you're a little poke, get it right in there. It's acting. Just give me a second here. Let me go to. Yeah, if you depending on how much you know about movie Bob, you'll have experienced a lot of his perspectives. Let's call them on politics or anything really. And this video kind of explains a lot of it. It's fascinating really. And I just think that the world needs to know more. It's just like you draw it all back and you're like, oh, of course. And then the other two, you know, is so awful that his opinion is so awful that he's even to SJW for Sean and Jen to like. What? Yeah, he put that sink in. That's impossible. I know it's because he's got awful optics. They're always just like, no, but no, no, you said it in a really bad way. And Bob's like, what do you mean? Kill all the people, right? Bob is like the definition of saying the quiet part out loud. Yeah. The thing that you normally keep to yourself. Fuck it. The world could know. Fuck subtext. Be who you've always dreamed to be. Right. All right. Can you all see? Oh my God. This is called Magneto was right. I can't believe it. Of course. This is the most Bob take and I haven't even heard it. Magneto was right. Magneto was right. Oh my God. Okay. Wow. Take a shot every time he says Republican. Wow. No, eat a burger every time he says Republican. Because the thing he did. With inflation of a Republican with racist. Well, yeah. I mean, he's unironically said like he would Thanos Republican party, right? Because they're all racist, right? That's the only reason they're like that. Yeah, you would have been in space by now with his robot body. Had it not been for public. They're evil. How can they be against my shoplifting stealing Adam? If it wasn't for Republicans, you can stealing art supplies. Thanos them. Oh God, here we go. Or shack shit. So as a kid, I was bullied most severely in grade school, but still plenty of shocking, shocking. So you'd think you'd change your eyes. It just proved that I was right all along. I mean, he's kind of this is a big. This place straight into the Scott Adams theory that people don't like Trump don't like him because they were bullied when they were kids and Trump is a bully. So I mean, he just played right into it, right? I guess people see strong. I wonder if there's anything to that to where when somebody sees a strong person, they subconsciously take a submissive position next to them. Like they don't even think that they're their friend or that I can also be like a dominant or a, you know, my own person whenever there's somebody who is a bully or very confident and outspoken outgoing. I must be the opposite of that. No, I'm their count. The males, right? Oh, yeah. They try to bully like the fact that they can't bully physically doesn't mean that they don't want to be bullied. They just find other ways to do it, which are kind of more subversive, like the inner academia and they bully their students, that kind of thing. Imagine Bob as a professor, movie Bob as a professor. Oh, yeah. That's the problem is that I can't imagine him as a sure. This is awful part. When we refer to like he's it right in. He doesn't know he doesn't get optics. So like the rest of his team distance themselves from him. This is a tweet from him relatively recently. The worst thing about viruses is they really are a moral. Sure, it's fun to think about say these people and literally all of their viewers collapsing and coughing into coughing fits in the street, but it might also happen to 20 or 25% of the country that doesn't deserve to be in pain. Oh my God. Like he's a terrible person. He wants I don't wait. Does that mean that he thinks that as much as 75% of the world deserves to be in pain? Oh my God. That is kind of that is the implication here. Oh my God. Everyone is on the left should just die. It's not even just the left is kind of left. That's terrifying to think about. That's the kind of shit that I'd be like, oh, you might get bad from Twitter for that. It's like probably not. I guess. Nah, he's verified. Right. Is he or is he? I can't remember. He's a verified psychopath. He is verified. Oh my God. How did he know? Like I tell people I was too egalitarian for Twitter. They want to ban me. People are pointing out he's worse than that. What's he wants? Yeah, I was totally wanted. 50% 25% more. He just wiped him out quickly and painlessly, but he wants him to like cough and suffer. Diabeto tins up to that takes the gold and he's like an extra 25% and they can't be killed instantly. Thanos. No, no, no. They have to be in pain. That was just like Jesus Christ. He's like, whoa, fuck off. Whoa, calm down. But yeah, it's just funny to have a video that's just like as a child. I was bullied like, oh. Oh, we did a we did a lot with this first 20 seconds in his person in high school just not as physically because I suddenly turned into one of the tallest in my class. I didn't react and the widest even to the point of occasionally becoming a genuine scumbag myself in projection, something I regret to this very day to say that you can. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Say he did become a scumbag or didn't let's let's roll it back. Bullied most severely in grade school, but still plenty in high school. Obviously didn't physically because I suddenly turned into one of the tallest in my class. I didn't react to it too well, even to the point of occasionally becoming a genuine scumbag myself in projection, something I regret to this very day. You haven't that's still going buddy. Yeah, he used he used to he used to be a little psychopath. He hasn't seen that occasionally. Wasn't wasn't really in the 30 in 30 seconds. We've got his full history now. We're like, oh, I understand everything now, Bob. You you were perpetually angry at the world. He went from occasional to lifestyle choice. Yeah. He just keeps seeing enemies everywhere. He's like, you're all bullies. I'm gonna bully you. Yeah, the police to say that I'm not over it would be an understatement. I don't think there's an aspect of my existence or psychology that isn't colored in some way by a lingering desire to somehow get back. You know, I think it takes a Bob to psychoanalyze a Bob. It's just it's so blatant. It's so naked. It's just like, yeah, I hate everything credit for not hiding it. What's ever, right? He's just saying it, saying it, just put it all out there for us. We don't have to do much into everything. It's pretty much over. It's like, oh, well, that's not that. Get all those who were cruel to me, but at the whole overriding social system that allowed it to happen in the first place. Oh, it was a social system that allowed it to happen. You see, everybody should be in cubicles chained down so they can't bully each other. At least he's not. I like it's this. I guess they have only we were we had a different social system where bullying wouldn't didn't happen. Like that is wishful thinking Bob. I feel like little kids will be little kids. Any system that makes it impossible to bully have you very concerned about how you achieve that? I feel like who? What did you do? All the bullying has just changed like in modern in modern days because now it's because I have I have friends that are teachers and they're like, oh, if you call someone a bully, like I'm not a bully, but then they'll all be like so boys to each other on social media or they're bullied each other about their political opinions. They just don't bully like the conventional ways that we. Oh, God, is it gone that bad that like in secondary school now it's politics we get bullied for? Like, geez, I hope I'm waiting for when it's like, you know, in grade school, it's like, do you vote Republic ad? No. No, that's too peaceful. They have to be given paid suffer. Yeah, this is one of them eye-opening videos. Huh? Just both sad and the worst possible way to deal with something like this, but whatever. Yeah, basically planet Earth. You'd better hope I don't run out of bad movies to take this all out. Oh my goodness. The insidious thing about that's Diabetes. I was orange and right there. He's the planet Earth. I'm going to destroy you. It's a good thing you have all these movies to placate me. So I don't want to actually enact positive change. No. Yeah. I mean, it's like that's a threat. And it's silly in the silly Bobby to literally all of it. Oh my, you better be glad I'm here on YouTube and not dominating the galaxy with an iron fist and a super sized soda. That's how you know he's threatening, by the way, because he threatened that it would happen had he not had movies to make fun of. That's how you know it's serious. Well, it's like it's like the like the lame school shooter mentality. Yeah, I'm mad at the. Just take you all out. I mean, at least they'll like his seems to be people were mean to him for a bit and then he was mean to people for a bit. And I'm starting to think I wonder how like disjointed this is. Like, I wonder if he was bullied for like a day and he was like, that's it. If that is it, that was that one time was one time too many. I guess good old man is going to have been bullied as a child and putting that in there. Important that that makes it into the next installment as an explanation for good old man's sort of anger at the world. Bullying is most of the time it's inexplicable. You don't know why it's happening to you or at least what the logic chain is behind the supposed why certain lies can be easily guessed at. Why pick on members of ethnic or racial minorities? Well, racism. No, that describes it. That isn't why. Well, he believes people are bored to hate black people, right? Probably. He probably thinks that's a thing. Maybe that's thing. I guess that my assumption as to what he thinks isn't extreme enough. But yeah, there's like why do people? Why would people be doing the thing that we call racism? The thing that we call it. Like what a strange thing. Why does racism occur? Because racism. Those races because race like those like that's actually kind of a deep question that we're probably still learning about and trying to figure out some sociological and psychological human level. And he's like, no, it's called racism. Done. Yeah. Done. Race period solve that problem. Yeah. Well, I'm pretty sure he would be like, yeah, it's racist and yes, we have to get rid of them. But we'd be like, oh, oh boy. It's so simple. Huh? He's got to get rid of him. He snaps. Why are you doing that? Oh, no, no reason. No reason. You have to imagine when you watched I felt the theater used for me like, hmm, I'm pining after that. I can't wait for the sequel to this video. It's just Thanos was right. Thanos was almost right. He just had to snap the republic. I was going to say he would he would feel that is was wrong. He'd be like that is his motivations are all fucked. He was trying to make a better will for everyone. The alien. Yeah. Thanos was like rich and poor and both genders. It's just that is wrong. It's randomizing. It's totally evil. You need to just annihilate the people who I hate. It only makes sense. I are gay kids. Yeah. Kids who were thought to be gay picked on. Well, lingering arcane. And I know that to be fair, some of those kids were gay. So they of all the gay kids. Some of them were probably gay. Reason that that's statistically five to 10 percent of them are probably gay. What did you say the reason was? Sorry, I'm going to roll out back of it. Oh, he's probably going to say religion to be gay picked on. Well, lingering arcane superstitions about homosexuality being evil or sinful. So how come he the first one was just racism. The second one wasn't homophobia. It was a bunch of other things. This is a nation of homophobia. Yeah. And I don't even think that's the primary reason. I think kids are just like, oh, you're different for this one thing. Right. That's enough. Yeah, you could almost argue with lack of education. Right. If you were super religious, they'd pick on you for being a fucking super religious nerd. That's true. I'm going to pick on them so I can be with everyone else. Right. I mean, that's what Bob did. Enough of picking on me. It's time to pick on the other kids. The weaker smaller ones. They shall die. What about everyone else? What about weirdos and freaks and dweebs? What about geeks? What about nerds? What about? Well, me. I'm glad you don't you don't fit into any of those categories. All right. I just think it's funny that he's like, I get why you pick on the black kids and the gay kids, but why me? But why the freaks and the weirdos in the 90s? I wasn't gay or black. Why do they pick on me? Damn. I feel so targeted. Straighter with a click on me between my four lunches. Oh, yes. It's do you know about that? No. Oh, I was going to say. Tell me about it. Yeah, I oh my God. I that that was I didn't know how to react to that. Holy fuck. Bob thinks that he's like one of the plagues of Egypt, but he's just like a meme machine. Well, I'm glad he doesn't. I'm glad he's against people having guns quite frankly. If if blight and eating all the food was a plague of Egypt, he definitely would be one of the plagues, right? Well, I guess so if he was a horseman, he'd be a famine, right? Because he famine. Yeah, he would just Eddie food in the area gets dissolved and absorbed. No, it turns to dust and he grows larger. He raised like a plague of locusts, but in human form. There's whiter than Billy Quizboys business partner. What had my crime against the standing social order been? The standard response of course is because you were different. Now, is it just me or did that ever strike anyone else as a particularly stupid sentiment? Everyone is different. People are a bit more different than others. Yeah, I mean, yeah, like Bob, let's not mix with you. When you were younger, you were pretty much just you, but like shrunk down in Photoshop. If you know what I mean, you were you were. Yeah, so you were. They just use the scale tool and gimp on the yeah. We were so you were a weird man. Hell, I could personally attest that my bullies came in all shapes, sizes and colors. The great you know rainbow coalition, the black and gay people even. But wait, the price. Now what? I don't believe Bob. Also, I want to know what it is. I want to believe a Bob in every school. I want it said that this is how he sees the people who bullied him. He's these creatures. He tries to comfort the gay student who's getting bullied. He's like, fuck you get away from me, you idiot. He's like, do you like all the kids who picked on me? Imagine the gay black kids are picking on him. He's like, but you're gay and you're black. You can't say this to me. Oh my God, this guy. Let me bully you or else you're a homophobe. Yeah, so I never really bought that because you were different thing. And it's been my experience that very few in similar situations did either. It's so to clarify, right? This this video right now is why was I bullied? How strange to see this like when his videos are usually movie reviews and you just in your in your feed you're like Magneto is right. Oh, that's an interesting title and then why was I bullied? Oh, oh, that's oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, it's a little a little too close to the chest here. Bob, like famously Jewish too. Yeah, it's actually that's a yeah, I didn't know is he Jewish or not like Magneto? Oh, I don't. Yeah, I don't think so. Magneto's backstory is very political. Like, no. Was he in a concentration camp? No, that's ridiculous. You're politicizing it. You asked was was movie Bob was movie Bob in a concentration? Well, he may as well have been. They would get. Do you see the portions they would have given him when he was younger, like one fries, one drink, one burger, only one Big Mac? Are you? They're practically starving him. It's fucked up, dude. People called him names. It was like a concentration camp to Magneto. I can relate. Magneto is like, oh, my God, I need to starve and he's like, yeah, one burger per day. It's fucked. I know how you feel. Magneto is like, what the fuck? I know all this food's making me fat. Man, can you believe it? How much weight? I was just staring at like the serial number like emblazoned in his arm forever. And he pops like I only got one burger today. It's also been my experience that while we never get an answer, a lot of us know what we want the answer to be that we were hated because we weren't just different, but somehow. This is Bob's origin story. They're trying to hold me down. I was just too good for them with my mind. Yes. How is this not telling to the maximum degree? He just said superior. They didn't like me because I was superior. I'm like, man. OK, so real talk. There was movie is movie Bob Aspie. Is that why he doesn't understand like subtlety? I think he's delusional enough to think that he is actually superior. He said several times that he was like, he's just better mental faculties than like all of Republicans. Really? That's why he makes movie reviews that people barely watch. That's because only that's because he only caters to the most intellectual of people, which as we know, which as we know from him goes both ways. Yeah. Like intelligent people don't even realize they're the most intelligent. Yeah. They can't communicate with normal, you know, plagues like us. That's right. Like, how can I possibly like lower my standards so that normal people can grasp my huge big brain? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, to understand that racism is why people hate other people. Why would I do myself such an insane disservice? Sorry, I'm making a note to put this in Goodell before because it's price. Yeah. Who's in charge of the play button? Oh, everybody actually. I've come to theorize that this notion that social ostracism is actually a result of normal people's fear of some intangible supremacy of the misfit is not really different, but better. Oh, wait, wait, is he is he saying that he believes this or is he just saying this is what people believe? Well, that's a good question actually because it seems to right now that he's selling the narrative that these bullies of his were definitely of the position like we hate movie Bob because he's better than us. I people who are constantly as they were rolling him down the hill for the umpteenth time. I want to trash. I want one of them to see this video for his childhood and be like, who is this Frank? Remember Bob from kindergarten? Fat kid. Yeah, he's making videos. No one watches. They're terrible. The one whose mom gave him for biggest love. I like that. What if it turns out like when he was a kid, he was a huge asshole. It's just had a superior complex. And I was like, oh, Bob's that fucking asshole over here. God thinks he's better than everyone. That's why he's bullied. That's why he was bullied. Was I mean, if he was in a story, he would come across as unrealistic or really such an asshole. He thinks he's so much better than everybody. He's like, Jesus. Out of the people who are bullied, the 100% of people who are bullied when their kids are because they're different or whatever. How many of those people are in fact superior to how many people are just like dull? Like it seems like the superior ones, they wouldn't be the ones getting tumped into lockers and toilet. Yeah, exactly. It seems like maybe it's like 90% of the people who just seem like weak and inferior. So they're easy targets for bullies and like maybe. I don't know. 5% of people were actually superior and people are jealous of. Yeah. Cause I know it now is anecdotal for me to look at, you know, when I was a kid and when I was in. Oh, it's totally anecdotal stuff. I was like, no one really, bullying wasn't really an issue. Um, it happened every once in a while, but it was never like bad and the people that it was, I guess sort of nerdy types, but yeah, I even like the smartest people in the classes. They never got bullied or anything. They were just normal kids who had good grades. Bullying went on in like my school, but it was never as bad as soft and portrayed in movies and stuff where like actual beating is taking place and like blood is spilled. Like most of the time it would just be harsh words. But even then if ever like fights broke out, I was already super long man. When I was like in super early school, I hit six foot in like second year of secondary school. I don't know when that would translate for America, but you wait. Wow. I was super tall, super fast and nature. How old are you? Cause when you say second year, I'm like you're eight and you're six feet. No, no, second year of secondary school, which is okay. So okay. So you're like 12 or 13 something like that. Yeah. I think it was around 12. Um, but yeah, this is the thing. A lot of bullies. I could fall on them accidentally and kill them. So I was just like, Oh, well, I guess they don't that great with great height comes great, but it would be like I used to be a part of like a bigger group that would play. Do you remember which Mario Kart it was, but you only needed one person to have it on DS and as long as you had a DS, you could spread it to everybody. Like an action. Was it? Well, I don't know. I don't know. What fucking neighbors could be that could be something else. It was more than one Mario Kart. Was there? Yeah, definitely. They fucking is Nintendo. They probably made like seven. I know that there was one with DS that the DS that I played the shit ton of because it was great. It had like all the maps and all sorts of stuff and it was fun to play and you could take it anywhere. Well, either way, you'd have like between men and women and and bullying between men is vastly different between bullying between women. So I mean, that's a huge difference as well. I'm assuming I'm a, yeah, women, they went like once they have a fallout, like there's no saving it. Men, when they tend to have scuffles or whatever end up being better friends after the fight, which is typically that kind of bullying behavior is an opening to a friendship with men, but with women, it's completely different. Like it's the ending of a friendship. So, but I'm assuming movie Bob is was bullied as a man, but he might have actually been bullied by women. We don't know. He's definitely bullied as a man. That was always the problem that I saw when when I was that age is that like, there'd be the sort of people who they would think like if because I'm like, I'm like with rags. I didn't see people getting like bullied, like shoved on lockers or beat up or anything like that. It would be someone to be like, right? Like someone to be like ribbing on someone or kind of making fun of them. And instead of that person kind of like making fun of them back and kind of joining in, they just be like, yeah, you know, they kind of like, right? Like they understand male bonding experience because they had a woman's mind because they didn't have a male vitality. I'm going to hide. Yeah. Too much estrogen kids. They wouldn't have. I mean, too much. That's too much estrogen could have ruined movie Bob's life. Like people were trying to make friends with you, movie Bob. They weren't blowing you too much estrogen in the lunch ladies spaghetti. It was like a guy was like, that's the secret ingredient. Can I have can I have one of your full burgers because I didn't have food today and he's like, why are you bullying me? Why are you trying to starve me or something? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Well, Bob, see, let's see what this goes. Shall we in the psyche of every nerd, geek, whoever suffered just for being did you just compare himself to Superman? Well, I know he might be saying he did. He it sounds like he's saying that he he doesn't necessarily believe that everyone that he was special. He's saying all nerds who got bullied think they're superior. Like they all think they're secretly Superman. So he thinks he's lovey him then, right? That's just him. That's just like him with the middleman and the middleman is him, not because he's extra wide, but because he's just telling us that's what he everyone else thinks. Maybe he's like sort of very like almost getting close to like self-awareness and he's going to pull back at like the last second. Let's let's replay it. See what he's doing. Social ostracism is actually a result of normal people's fear of some intangible supremacy of the misfit who is not really different, but better is a reactive fantasy that exists somewhere on some level in the psyche of every nerd, geek, whoever suffered just for being for some it's the not so secret driving force of their entire worldview for others it's perhaps a subconscious comfort that they don't even recognize. You can see ample evidence of this mindset and forming much of the popular culture, particularly in the realms of sci-fi fantasy and anything else aimed at well, you know, wait, what pictures did he use? Are they supposed to be relevant? They flash by so quick. I think they were they were kind of representative of strom fantasy. I think one of the when he was just going to show screenshots of his own videos at that part forced into the shadows of normal society, not for being bad, but for being too good at stuff. Being too good. I feel like Incredibles is a bad example. They weren't banned because they were too good. They were operating outside of potentially destructive. Yeah, they they were no longer legal and it wasn't. Yeah, they wouldn't they wouldn't dunk. They were too good. It's just volatile. They broke a man's back. Well, leg or arm, whatever. When he was trying to commit suicide, that's fucked up. You can't just I mean, the guy couldn't have killed himself like in any other way after that. You can't kill yourself of your back broke. Yeah. Hey, I saved your life. No, you didn't. You ruined my death. You remember that? I remember that. Yeah. Even though I was a kid, I just was like, I how did that even how did that lawsuit get through? Because that's fucking stupid. Ruined my death. Like what? Okay. So you agree. Incredible one. Great movie. Incredibles 2. It was to a shit. Yeah. Yeah. Thank I'll take. I'll take the harsh position on that one with amazing. I watched it with the metal about a month ago and we were very disappointed. Yes. I can't even tell you why though. Like I've already forgotten most of it, but it really annoyed me when I was watching it. Incredibles one is fantastic. And that's all the characters. Incredibles 2 has no heroes journey because since it centers on Helen and since he's a woman and you can't have a starting off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, getting back in the shape. She just starts off as perfect. Yeah, that's the problem. And this is the thing. Like my expectations were low because I had heard from a lot of people that it wasn't good and I was like, I'm sure it's okay. And I was like, okay, let's watch and I was like, oh, wow, this is shit. Sad. Incredibles one is so good. Incredibles one kicks ass. It's awesome. It's amazing. Yeah. Totally amazing. The setup is so good. Sorry, movie. Bob. I didn't mean to airness of the world. Just that scene totally lays out the unfairness of the world so perfectly. I was going to say like we tend to be saving a guy's life. Incredibles because movie bubbles like points are very strange. So she's like, let's talk about Incredibles. Incredibles are incredible. Else aimed at well, you know, think about the heroes of the Incredibles forced into the shadows of normal society, not for being bad, but for being too good at stuff. Dash said it better than I can. Our powers made us special. Everyone's special dash, which is another way of saying no. That's totally anti as so that's not like the most anti as so fine of history. That doesn't that's that's not what you said this. He would say this clip doesn't match what you said it would be. Also knows that Disney Pixar made the Incredibles. If this is well, I think this is copyright 2004 as well. So if I'm trying to I'm trying to be very, very kind to Bob here. So he says that like the nude who is, you know, ostracized, they have something that it's done to them not because they're bad, but because they're actually very good at particular things. Similarly to the Incredibles and then plays the clip of once everybody is special, no one is. That doesn't well, no, because Dash is saying. What was the first line that he said? I already I already forgot. Oh, wait, is Bob's point that they be nerds into submission and into the like the blob, if you know what I mean, like no one can be special. Everybody has to be the same. So they bully nerds to prevent them from becoming special and amazing from rising up. Yeah, that's probably what he's trying to say. Maybe. This is Destiny's review movies and they tried to stop it. So we're like, look, we're three minutes into a five minute video. Magneto hasn't been mentioned once, so I don't even know. We're probably getting there. Yeah, I'm sure of it. No, he won't say it once into the very end. He'll say, and I am Magneto. Oh, shit. It's actually kind of a micro variation on objectivism. Come to think of it, perhaps the ultimate modern type is Harry Potter. Tease neglected outright abused by his supposedly normal family of ordinary people, only to learn that he's not merely different from others. He's better a born. OK, you need to be careful without word. Well, and he's kind of missing the point. The point of Harry Potter isn't that his family wasn't subjugating him because he was better. It's just like the fantasy is like, oh, you live a terrible. Someone rescued from your terrible life and you actually are awesome. And step out trope as well. Right. You're a Harry wizard. But like these these IPs really did a number on Bob, didn't they? Like, these are supposed to be fun adventures and, you know, encourage you to well, do good things. But like, he's taken it to the point where he's like, yes, they do bring us down. We must fight back. You know, oh my God, you say that because I bet so Pixar and Disney in their board rooms and stuff, they had their mathematicians running and crunching all the numbers and they said, all right, research shows that 99.9999 percent of kids will get the right message from this movie. And they're like, what about the point? Zero, zero, zero, one percent is like, there's nothing we can do about that. And that's Bob. Bob is the one child that all of these movies simultaneously failed. Also, he's the outlier of the statistic. So he's saying Harry is better than the family due to his ability as a wizard, I assume. Yes. Which is tied to his lineage, right? Yes. So Bob is advocating that depending on your blood, you can be a better person. Oh, no. Movie. But but how are we supposed to make sure that the right people have the right blood? Oh my God. You know, biological determinism right here. Like Bob, take a step back now. You go too far. My goodness, Bob. And yeah, for the for the Super Child just came in, he's obviously referencing Ayn Rand, not not like being objective with critique or anything, but I don't think there's any point in this exploring exactly how he connected objectivism to this video instead of just moving on with how he was bullied. He was saying because is he an Ayn Rand fan? I don't think so. No, but Ayn Rand is always around the idea that like society is trying to hold back like the superior people. Yeah, totally. But it was always this like super meritocratic lean to it. It wasn't like right. Right. It wasn't yeah. It was born into power. Yeah. Held back by society. Well, see the difference is is Bob's is more like the left kind of look and Ayn Rand's is the bright wings look. Also just because our numbers seem to be normal today is everyone seeing this in the sub box this video or is it not? I'm curious. Well, they heard that some asshole is defending the sequel movie. I got to see this. They go to your channel. Like I can't believe it to fit. Wait, what is this video? Please start leaving angry comments on the video. Yeah, apparently it's still in there. Yeah, for at least a lot of people. So all right, I saw it. Cool. That's nice because last week on the week before I don't think we had it, but maybe we did. Maybe YouTube is like Sitch needs to be, you know, drawn across the fire. Yes, there you go. Thank your guests for showing up. Thank you. So for healing EFAP. Don't thank Adam. Thanks Sitch for healing the stream. No, he didn't. Why would he took the normal route? He was he was right. He was like, yeah, prequels better than sequels. He was a good man. Well, you know, you know, it's because you started bonding work. Sitch, geez, come on. Get over it. The fucking prequels suck. You have to start every stream off by talking about death and plagues and destruction and murder and that. YouTube like that's it. That's the ticket. Welcome to EFAP for your weekly dose of Memento Mori. I was going to say, speaking of death and plague, prodigy of building Godlike supernatural powers. Welcome to every nerd's ultimate fantasy. Oh, okay. Second ultimate fantasy. Oh my goodness, Bob. Wow. That was yeah. I can't believe you're objectifying women. I know that is very. Oh, but you're right. That is racist. That's Bob Bob. We have absolutely no power whatsoever. It's not there. It's not their fantasy because they're so smart and. You know, powerful. It's their fantasy because they have none of that. Right. Because they suck. It's the opposite. Yeah. Yeah. Likes me. I I'm stupid. I'm poor. I'm living under the steps. You have the right blood. So it's okay. It'll be okay. I still don't know what his thesis statement is. We're almost done with this video. I don't even know what point of this video. Yeah. Yeah. This is a short fucking video. It's going to clear up. I'm sure of it. Okay. Third look, it's up there. Okay. It's not just that they don't understand you. It's that they're intimidated by you and your bullies aren't just wrong. You could make them pay for it. Wow. You can tell he was smiling when he said that. Oh my God. Well, it's weird because he's like it sounds like he's sort of saying he doesn't believe this, but all his actions are what he's describing. I was going to say this explains literally every single tweet he's ever put out. It's just like, oh, he sees all of the Republicans of the people who bullied him when he was younger. Oh my God. And he's looking to make them pay. It's his tweets. Oh, yes. And his reviews payment. Remember how upset you got the people kept talking about Joe either. Yeah. Are we covering that video of his? Why wait? Why was he mad? People were talking about Joker. He was like, Joker's so bad that no one will talk about it in a week's time. And then he kept making Joker videos like why is everyone still talking about Joker? People people wanted to talk about it, you know, and then it won that Oscar or two two Oscars, right? And it was nominated for 11. So you think so? And then of course, there's the X men school for gifted youngsters gifted in this case, meaning natural born superheroes, literally referred to by science as homo superior who've been driven out of the normal world because people fear their extraordinary powers and abilities. No, I don't know why some of them are terrifying. Some of them are villains. Yeah, some of them are fucking. Yeah, there's that comic where Wolverine has to like kill a kid because he's so insanely destructive to everyone and every living thing around him and Wolverine's like the only person who could survive even getting close to him. Also, I imagine you were sitting across the table from Cyclops and he's like, yeah, these glasses, by the way, if ever they came off, you'd be dead. It's like, hmm. So like if they just fall off, yep. Someone slaps him on the back of the head. The glasses fling off. It's like goodbye, Will. It was fun. Wasn't I think we should do something about that. I thought X-Men was created as kind of like a model about the civil rights movement. I don't think they had anything to do with feeling of superiority. Well, he's framing it that way. I guess that they would. Yeah, he's framing it like that was the creation of the X-Men, which I don't think that's true. Oh, well, yeah, no, well, because isn't the whole the allegory is Professor X is MLK and Magneto is Malcolm X. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And and it's like, oh, but it's a comic book. So instead of being, you know, have different skin color, they have superpowers. Yeah, so the whole homo superior thing. Is that verifiable? Well, if it's if they use Latin for, you know, binomial nomenclature, then superior might just be just a word for like next or because they are in that sense, like they could like mind control people. Like that's it's hard to say that they aren't superior. They were usually just given something as a bonus. It was rare that they would have like a detriment, right? Right. Well, some of them are like some of the trope to appeal. I feel like this is just a trope to appeal to powerless people, right, but they're they don't actually have power, like obviously you're going to make a movie with a powerless protagonist so that the powerless people in the world can empathize with that person, but it doesn't mean that they have some secret power. Yes, they put that in the movie, but the actual audience doesn't mean they have a secret. Oh, people in the movie Bob is making the analogy that there are all these people out there with these secret powers that nobody knows about that the movie appeals to them because, you know, they're this super smart person that can empathize with the secret power that they have. I just don't see that people in chat saying that's how it's considered. That's what they call it in Canon. Like that's what apparently Magneto refers to mutants as in Canon. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't think that was, you know, they've I've heard them, I think in the movies they said it too, but I don't think that was like in the original X-Men. I don't know like what year they added the most superior thing or it would make sense in character if Magneto was the one to come up. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing I'm interested in really. But I mean, it's fine. Movie Bob has interpreted this to mean that they're all nerds like he is and they're all better than everyone else like he is. I mean, I'm sure you can make the argument that someone is attracted to the X-Men for that reason. I just I don't think that was the inherent idea of his creation. Well, it's just crazy to me that he's like he's clearly got all these pent up pieces of rage toward these groups of people. And now he's finding ways through his favorite media to justify like, you know, what has to happen next? It's like, oh no, Bob stop. So wait, wait, so, okay. So I haven't I've never seen this video before. We still don't know what his thesis statement is, but it's called Magneto is Right. Now he's talking about the X-Men. So this leads me to believe his ultimate point is Magneto was correct. The superior people should just wipe out all the inferior people. Well, let's get close to the end. So I guess while we're paused somebody, I don't know if you want to play this now or later, but someone sent me a pretty good meme, pretty good memeage here. I can put it on screen if you want. Yeah, I'm liking that. That's pretty good. I don't like that there. Oh, it's so bad. So bad. Oh my God. He's such a fascinating character, isn't he? He really is. We're kind of he's like, he's like the Hannibal Lecter of our time. No offense Hannibal. I was about to say pull Hannibal, dude. People are usually not so open with their shittiness. Like they kind of try to like hide it, right? So this is like, oh, I'm really good. This is the part of him that I get interested by. I'm like, does he know how this looks or not? Right, because he does not care. Yeah, I like some of this. Like I said, we've already established that there's like nobody on the political spectrum that looks at his stuff and is like, yeah, that's good. It's like, Bob, what are you the people who like vaguely agree with it, but like, Bob, no, stop like the way you say it, stop. But this is probably why he was bullied. He he for whatever reason has no self-awareness doesn't understand like social interaction. And so this is his life. It all makes sense. All makes sense. You have to see, we should really just get over by now. Well, maybe after all, the oppression of nerds by normals thing kind of ends once you're out of the cesspit of high school and into the adult world, right? Or does it think about the way the popular culture even today demonizes different people of extraordinary ability, particularly extraordinary intellect or outside the mainstream artistic, you know, extraordinary intellect. The P.B. Is that true? I feel like extraordinary intellect in the adult world is very much celebrated. Well, and also nerd culture is completely dominated mainstream culture now. Yeah, like scientists and like top tier science people or theorists and stuff. They're not people don't go like, oh, nerds. But even even on the lower spectrum, like I know when I was a kid, because I'm an old man, not like you guys, when people would play Pokemon in my middle school, like, oh, you're getting made fun of like, oh, you're a nerd. You're playing Pokemon, right? This is a children's game. But now it's like I saw a bunch of 20 year olds a few years ago running around playing Pokemon go on their phone and like everyone's literally doing it. Pokemon is not considered. It's very mainstream. Mm hmm. Exactly. I mean, it's like, you know, D&D and all that stuff. Right. Kind of got over that social, I guess. Like, isn't Bob? Yeah. People are saying in chat now. Bob Ross is like beloved. Yeah, Bob Ross is. Yeah, big time. Not only is he beloved, but no one has ever thought of him as a nerd either. He's one of those, like, isn't he like, he could bronze him. He's like a perfect human. He never did anything bad. Mr. Rogers or Steve Irwin or something. Right. Exactly. Like if aliens were like, give us your best. It would be those three for a star. Yeah. We certainly went there. They're the opposite of movie boss. And then he puts him in the same category. Oh, Bob. Extraordinary intellect or outside the mainstream artistic vision. Think of all the mad scientists. Disturbed artists or psychotic intellectuals. Think of how stupidity, simplicity and anti-intellectualism. Intellectualism right there. Anti-intellectualism. How is what? So like a TV show about like, that was my name is ill right or is he saying that like those those things are dumb? I just think they always conceptualize the right. It's anti-intellectual. They always think the right is intellectualism when they are, they're totally not just a bunch. Yeah, it's not like those dumb comes on the right to keep voting against their interest. Well, it's funny that he flashes a picture Bill Gates because right now it's yeah, I was thinking it's the anti-vaxxers and like the communists that don't like Bill Gates is people on the right. Everyone's go Bill Gates. People say anti-intellectualism Bill Gates was also famously rewarded for his his intellect. Like I think he was like the richest man in the world forever, right? Yeah. Yeah, that makes a lot of people probably still think he is. He's close. Yeah. I think it's Bezos now isn't it? Bob's point. It's this is so confusing. This is more confusing and incoherent little geek. I want. I mean you say that but like you we're all getting a pretty clear message, right? Like I'm following this video to a degree. I'm like, oh, I can say I see what you're doing, Bob. I see. See what's like the weird movie and we're all kind of nervously tense for the final scene. Yes, yes, we're like as we know the director is like this weird all tour of shock or something. Right. Disturbed artists are psychotic intellectuals. Think of how stupidity simplicity and anti-intellectualism are lionized. Think of how Bill Gates was seen as a supervillain for making billions in technology while say Michael Jordan was an American hero for making. This is so weird considering his political position because Bill Gates was attacked for for for being monopolistic in poor business practices, which you have to criticize. This is it's almost like Bob just changes everything around to fit whatever narrative he's trying to see you at the time. You're like, I got a bit. I'm pretty confused now. I wait. How's everything slotting together? This is a spent. I mean, I kind of want to hear it again because it's well, I need to use a little anyway. So I'll be back in just a second. I don't know. I want I want to hear it again, but I'm going to do the exact opposite. I was going to say poor poor rags having multiple desires at once. I I get while while I'm doing that it only take me a moment. Your fingers crossed at the jar. Well, the jar. No, no, no, get the hose. It just goes all the way down. What's going on out the window? I'm just sitting in a big bucket. Rags in a peanut glass. Is that what we're talking about? Mm hmm. You should have official EFAP P jugs. We should you excellent suggestion. I'll get on that. Put your little characters on the heads open up and just be right. You can you can buy the silo version. It's just enormous. You could attach to your house or whatever. Are you streaming for seven hours and don't want to think you have pizza? Featuring your favorite cast of characters. As it fills, they go from being sad to smiling. Oh, and you can end. But look, it doesn't have to be just you guys. You can also have diabetes. You can have all that would be perfect. Don't you want? Well, you keep cutting out. Oh, really? Yeah. Don't worry about anything other than Michael Jordan being terrible and Bill Gates being a genius. Because bathroom. Are we supposed to talk while he's gone? Oh, he's here. I am supposed to talk bad about Rags. Why he's gone when we talk bad about me while I'm here? Fuck it. I know you're just bullying me because I'm superior. Exactly. We're waiting for you to genocide 75% of the world. That little. Well, according to the super villain for making billions in technology. Well, say Michael Jordan was an American hero for making billions by bouncing a ball. Yeah, that's what he fucking did. This is so Bob. This is so Bob all. Oh, you just you're just you're just bouncing a ball. That's all you're doing. Oh, he's just those. Oh, he's the stereotype where he's like the dude who doesn't he's like sports or shit. He's nothing to them. And he's like, uh-huh. There's no skill in sports. You don't have to hone your body and have an understanding of the rules and the tactics. And now it's any fucking jock idiot can do anything. Like even it wasn't part of the argument that dash like is one of those special people wasn't dash and athlete. Isn't that what dash was doing? He was holding back his athletic ability. Right. Well, I'm doing that. It's Michael Jordan. I'm pretty sure society rewarded Bill Gates more than they did Michael Jordan. Right. Like, is it well in terms of money? Yeah, yeah. In terms of wealth. Absolutely. Right. Plus Bob's never exercised a fucking day in his life. What does he know about athletics? I I'm willing to bet. He knows a lot about basketball. I'm putting out there. That's my bet. Movie Bob knows his shit about basketball. That's why I had to go all the way back to Michael Jordan basketball player. Yeah. 20 years. It's weird because Kobe Bryant, you know how he died in that accident? You think that that's more topical, you know? Yeah, but all Bob references are like very old. Look at all the pictures. I think this video might be old in like the 90s because they're horrendously over or under compressed J pegs stretched out onto a massive. Oh, be Bryant. That's that is kind of crazy. This video was incredibly well received, by the way, football. It got over 100,000 views and it's like, I would say 90% positive. Greetings. Just like really? Yeah. Even though it's kind of terrifying in its own way. Really? Surprising. It came out in 2011. I think people are much on board with like ancient. Yeah, I had no idea. That makes more sense. Yeah. Yeah. Suddenly people are much more on board with killing everyone else in 2011. I wonder if someone on Twitter asked him like about this video, if he like still stands by it, like would he would he release this today? Because I'm kind of curious. I feel like he'd be like this video doesn't go far enough. This is just the preamble. Yeah. Yeah, if you made this video in response to Mitt Romney, imagine what he's doing in response to Trump. Oh my God, you're right. That was a time and place that occurred. Yeah, he definitely hasn't mellowed out over time. In fiction, highly educated so-called elitists turn out to be Hannibal Lecter. In real life, while cannibal serial killers tend to have a vastly less refined background. Okay. Wait, so what's his point? His point is that movies are demonizing smart people by making them serial killers. So that's the thing. So that's what's as it applies, but like surely that like you are joking, right? Like he's not actually saying like look at what happens to smart people in films. What example? Hannibal Lecter was smart. That's what it seemed like he was saying. Like I'm just like, I'm just like, oh, so like Sherlock Holmes and all those guys like I don't I don't know what to say. I'm just like, oh yeah, I guess 2011. So like Tony Stark, right? Yeah, oh yeah. He's way smart. Yeah, but he's he's a villain. Maybe he probably won't amount to anything. No. Usually there's some hyperbole in this in reality. Nerds aren't quite mutants and we don't live in the world of the X-Men. We do live in the world of the X-Men and we did. Yeah, X-Men. You were a mutant. Be honest. Whose team would you really end up on? The Let's Be Nice and work with the people who hated and tormented us team or the Let's Show Those Bastards who the world belongs to now team? Former? Oh, because I'm not a psycho. Because I'm not evil. Bob. Because I'm yeah, it's like because I'm not evil. But these people that you're showing, they do some very dubious things in the movies. Okay. You know what's the destroy humanity like enslave them basically kill them because remember in the first one he like did that thing with Serebro that would kill all non-mutants. Well, it would it was going to convert all he was going to give every human the mutant gene. But the reason it would kill them is because it was unstable and it would only last for so long right before melting them or whatever. But he wanted to I thought they were trying to I thought if Professor X concentrated on people really strongly they just die. That's the second film the second one yet the unironically. Yes, Magneto tries to kill all humans in the second film and he get me comes very close. In the third film he wants Doc Phoenix to basically kill every human Magneto keeps trying to kill all them humans, you know, pretty one note guy got one goal. And Professor X is like, yeah, hello, baby. Let's get along with each other in subway shape or formless try. You know, humanity. It is very. Oh, someone actually in discord said Dash bullied his teacher, by the way. That is oh my goodness gracious. Oh, that didn't age well. I mean, it didn't start off aged well, but it still got worse somehow. I remember a poor teacher who's trying. He was just trying, man. This is this is. Yeah. If movie Bob said this yesterday, I would be totally down that. Yes, you're a psychopathic murderer type. I can totally believe it. I guess the thing Bob turn on his family. Once you realize he had all this power, you made me under the stairs. You made me sleep under the stairs and totally annihilated. Dude, he probably feels like we are among many who have made him sleep under the stairs of the Internet. Like Dash goes back to school. He's like a school shooter. He's just annihiling everyone. You made fun of me. I held back all this time. You slow it down. He doesn't like the boys style. We run through bodies and they obliterate into pieces. Like all the people he set up as the protagonist who like they forgive and forget once they realize, you know, they're a superhero. He's like, nah, I'd remember. I remember it. Magneto was right. Right. Yeah, exactly. I know where I'd be. Just saying you're not just saying. Oh my God. We made the obvious. Oh, we made the Diabeteso character before we saw this video. By the way, it seems like this would have been one that would have created it. No, I really, I really thought watching if you don't like, I'm like, no, no, he's going to 180 at the end. He's going to say like, oh, I don't believe any of this, but no, he's like on ironically like, yep. It's not a thought experiment for him. This is like would you if it's just I couldn't I'm too you just from 2011. His mask was off in 2011. Jesus. God, we should have seen it coming. Nobody was, yeah, people maybe back then people assume this is probably just a one-off weird thing for Bob. He won't like he's surely he'll mellow with time like a lot of people do and he's not going to become more and more extreme. Right. It's pretty crazy that he has forward to 2020. He also frames this whole series as him being like, you're missing the big picture. Everyone needs to die. Okay. Oh my goodness, Bob. Yeah, I would have seen this in 2011. I've been like, oh, you know, he's just joking. He's just kind of being hyperbolic. But then it's like, well, I guess not considering how he acts now. Did you see those credits? He has an executive producer and a series producer. Wow. And then it's the creative. Well, he did. I don't know. Four people to fight two people for art. I guess they did like maybe the background. Well, I wonder if these are the credits for the escapist and not necessarily for him because there's a lot of fucking people for this five minute video, right? Yeah. Cool. He's got a VP. I don't think I mean, does Bob have a VP marketing person? Um, McDonald's liaison. What are you technology director? What are they? What does that even mean to you computer? Go over there. These poor people. Did they see this video? Obviously, they get final cut. Uh-oh. Copyright strike the stream now. Poor escapist. Aren't they only kept alive by Yatsy now? Well, that's the thing. They brought Bob back like three years ago or so and I was always just like, why would you do that? Like of all the people. If you have a channel where you're watching Yatsy videos over and over again and then you inject random movie Bob videos. Why would you your audience? No. And people in the comments say that all the time. They're like, what is this? I thought this isn't Yatsy. I think they've mostly gone over that now because they know to avoid him basically. Well, it's kind of sad because if you just click on the escapist YouTube channel and just look at the view count difference between Yatsy's videos and Bob's videos. It's so like massive. I mean, Yatsy's videos are funny. So yeah, Yatsy is funny. And yeah, and he's been going for a long ass time and he's still good. He's got in his groove. I don't even I don't think he's gotten better or worse. He just he's got his groove down. He's reviewed like a billion games. Everything you could want, I guess. But so if people always say you have to just always be improving and getting better and better. It's like, no, man. If you're like in a really good place and you just stick with it. Like, man, sometimes that can carry you through because it's good. Well, I mean, Yatsy started like, I mean, Yatsy has been doing this forever. Like before other people were doing anything similar, right? Yeah. If anyone knows how to do it at this point, it'd be him. But they should just remove everything else from the channel. Just have his videos. I remember watching the bio shock videos and stuff like that. It just goes right back. Yeah. And they were all so good and they hold up so well. Yep. Because you don't feel like you're watching an ancient video like they age so well. Or he's a very perfect style for that because it's just simplistic from the beginning. So. You remember X-Men 3 where Mystique loses her her mutant ability and Magneto ditches her? Yeah, just right there. Allegorically, do you think that would be the equivalent of like Movie Bob has a bunch of what he considers to be intelligent friends and then one of them says something like, Hey, maybe you'd be nice. Yeah, maybe we should, you know, that he's just like, they're too far gone. I don't even know you. Maybe we shouldn't genocide Pete conservatives. Oh, I don't know about you. Get out of here. Like Bob, don't you destroy your enemies? If you make them your friends. No, no, because they don't experience enough pain. No, okay. Okay, you guys in the platform. Have you guys watched the platform? The Netflix movie Bob has a review of it. I'm dying to see it now because the platform is totally is socialist allegory. Oh, you're right. Can you go to the platforms pro socialist? You guys should you guys should do a movie Bob episode. I think I thought we did then do another. You can never have another bar. We can do he's got the highest kill count on EFAP. He's given the most headaches to do our guests. Well, his is like, oh, you're looking for something to do. You're like, what am I going to do? Well, movie Bob's a never ending trough of garbage. So let's just reach in here and grab something. Yeah, totally. Movie Bob is timeless. And the sense that like he doesn't change. If anything, he gets worse. But terrible. Oh, my God. Yes, the same. But I'll be two ends of the spectrum. That's why they're both on the same channel. It tells you that we just watched a decade old video. We couldn't tell that it was old. Yeah, no doubt. And you know, he's never going to come out and say, you know, I feel like in my younger days, I was a fucking psychopathic murderous asshole, and I was wrong for being that way. Now he's like, nah, fucking killed even more painfully possible. I mean, his his his his original his like famous tweet, the no bad tactics tweet, like that's an old tweet, isn't it? It's like 2014 or something. That's some lots of Gamergate era tweet. Yeah, Irving, but like that is one of those things where you like he typed that out and was like, yep, no bad tactics. This couldn't possibly bite me in the ass. Nope. Magneto powers with no bad tactics. The boy, that's going to go well. So next up is a different kind of creator. And this will bring us all the way back to a good old Star Wars. But this one, instead of just being shocked and, you know, terrified, now you'll have to actually generate some counter arguments if you unless you agree with them. But this is Mr. Hello Greedo and his his title is Can Excessive Detail and Canon Impede Creativity and Fun. Just throw everything out the way. Welcome to the sandbox of Star Wars creation. You can make it not a sandbox. You're not damaged. What do you mean by sandbox? That's my first question. What do you mean you could do whatever you want? You can't. It's not do anything you want. You can't even do anything you want at the baseline. If you were like, I want it. Well, the classic example, right? It's like my story is going to have a married bachelor. You're like, you can't. That's okay. Stop rewind. Like it's anything is possible though. Stop stifling me. It's like, no. But yeah. All right, Greedo. Fine. Well, I'm going to let him go further than five seconds. You know, he got to be nicer than that. Your only limitation is your imagination. Except you can't do that though. Hey, you can't do that. No, but there's, there's a loss. You're not allowed to do that. Oh, he seems so upset. He's trying to, he's trying to frame this in a way that's very well poisoning. Okay, right. Well, so to give you, give you guys some, some background here, he's, uh, he's very pro TLJ. He's, um, uh, he's, I think he's anti tross. I can't remember. Either way, I think he's fine with it. Like he, I don't think he likes it, but he doesn't act like he doesn't like it. Didn't you say he made a video called like the rise of Skywalker made me like TLJ mole? I think how I don't know. I think we covered that video and I don't know. Did we come with that video? I can't even remember. It's Hello, Greedo. Fuck knows what he's saying. Well, either way, uh, fascinating take Greedo about how the, so you could have began this video with someone going, I want to do everything. And they're slapping like, um, you know, like a spoon and a jug of water and shits going everywhere. And someone comes in going, you can do lots of things. You just can't do everything because otherwise you're going to ruin what other people made. Okay. Right. That would, that would be us poisoning, counter poisoning the world, even though I think it's much more reasonable than what he said. He comes across as the people who want to just do everything. It's like a 10 year old writing something and they just want to have everything. It's like, it's just going to have everything in their head. It makes sense because kids are retarded. And so you have to have a parent to kind of say, he's like, calm down there, spunky. Maybe let's not. Why did you name your kids spunky? You can't do everything. Huh? Why'd you name your kids spunky? Why would you do that? You're a terrible parent. It wasn't supposed to be the name, just like an impromptu title that this hypothetical kid was calling a child. All right, I'm going to go with spunky. Blame the character that I invented, not me. It's the character that's doing it. No, you created this cannon rags. We have to blame you. You're not the sin. You're in pain. They're called my child, spunky. Wait, right. So you're saying that we can't do whatever we want now. He has to be called. So I'm kind of ruining, you know, our right to write. I'm ruining the joy of child. I was going to call the character, you know, sponkelton, but now he has to be spunky. I'm doing spunks a lot. That's when I'm settled on. Well, either way, you can tell he's bitter that people have told him that in the movie that he likes lots of stuff makes no fucking sense. That's the immediate like, oh, I see. So instead of having this bitter opening, he could have just been like, all right, guy, this is ways to present this argument. Let's see how he does it. No, you're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to do that. Yeah, he's like, he's he's flipped the roles. It's like, it's the people who want to do everything without any limits whatsoever. The ones who are taking the child like approach to it. Yeah, totally. You're not allowed. You're allowed to do that. You're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to do that. Why is still doing this? Yeah, it's it wasn't funny the 12th time 13 ain't gonna ain't looking any better. It's a grim forecast for this joke. When does cannon? When does a strict adherence to details pump the brakes on creative freedom? Look at the sterility of this room. It looks like he's a mediterranean. I like it. Yeah, it is. It's like a laboratory where everything has to be sterilized. Even his bottle looks like something you'd find on a operating table or an astronaut's, you know, come water and the nurse would squirt water and like he's not allowed sprays on his mask and he's like, what the fuck? Do you think he puts a mic in his helmet or does he just film himself making a bunch of hand gestures with no I'm I'm still pretty sure he records it all when out of microphone and then when he records this part, he plays it for himself and tries to just mimic the moves. He has two spots on his shirt. Oh, you're right. That's terrible. Why do YouTubers do this? Oh, so he so he drooled. And now it's now you just come off the video. I see I see the helmet would catch like it normally does but we don't know that it's true for sure. It could be lactation. I'm sorry. If it's not true now, it probably is drool. If it's not if it's not drool, it's a plot hole. Okay. I'm not taking it. Look, Adam, why should we have to adhere to the canon of society that says that you should have clean t-shirts? Okay. That's just canon. Let's be creative. A theme here is obviously sterile environment and he has two fucking drops on his titty. What the fuck am I talking about? Those are alcohol. Yeah, now what if it is P that would be sterile, right? No, no, no. That's actually from two days ago, but everybody says it so must be true. That's your science fact of the day, folks. P comes out of the inside of another human. If you think it's sterile, I don't know what to tell you. But if you pee on a needle and stab it into your brain, that's sterile, right? Yeah, that's how you click. That's how doctors clean needles. They just be like nurse and she opens the flap. Nurse, it is time. He's wearing his gloves. The nurse has to open the flap for him. Yeah, because he can't touch it himself because that would un-sterilize. Yeah, imagine you were like contaminate the needle. Imagine it was Hello Greedo. You're just so this always happens with Hello Greedo. It's okay talking about doctors pissing on their I don't know why you're complaining about not getting enough mass in hospitals for Corona. Just pee on everyone's face. Imagine it was true though. I'm like you're you didn't know and you your first drug, the experience, they use a needle. You're like, I don't want to use the same with you. They go, okay, I'll pee on it first. You're like, what? That's how we sterilize it. That's how it's done. Yeah. How many people would accept it? Because hey, you're not the one in the lab coat. We do this every day. Sit down. Fucking day that. Why do you think we drink so much water? If we don't drink water and pee, then. Yeah, we have no sterilization here. So anyway, yeah, he says let's answer his question and then we'll see how he answers it. So he says, when can excessive like adherence to Canon ruin creativity? What is your guys's take on that? I'm trying to think of like continuity on that spot. That's all I'm focused on. I'm trying to think of like an example of some piece of fiction that I'd say, oh, the excessive continuity or Canon ruined it and I can't think of one. I can't either. I don't think they exist. I think it's a fucking lie that these films exist where they're adherence to previous Canon ruined them. It's like. Okay, well, wait a minute. I have one example, though. It's not what he means. Comics, American comics are often ruined because they're constantly referencing shit from like 30 years ago that no one remembers or knows about. And it makes it impossible for you to get into comics if you're like a new reader. But see, I wouldn't say that's an inherent problem with the media itself. That's just the natural result of stuff that's been going on for a long time. Yeah, like you could adhere to previously established rules while also not even referencing all the events in past. He's not. He doesn't mean it in that way. I'm that's the only example I could possibly think of. Maybe you could apply this to. I think that, yeah, I because I'm trying to think of what has the biggest Canon and you're like, okay, we have superhero comics, but a lot of the times those are on individual like timelines and whatnot. So you might you might only have to read a couple to get all that you really need. And I'm thinking, okay, Warhammer, right? Warhammer 40 K has insane amounts of books and lore and all that stuff. And it's often lauded and that's like why people love it because the universe is so fleshed out and detailed and there's so much lore and there's so much of it to learn and discover and find out. It's so rich in that aspect. Well, I'm assuming his argument is going to be it's not even in relation to this idea. It's more like, oh, when you want to make something new, like if Warhammer wanted to make a new book, they should just throw the old Canon out the window. Let's put it this way, right? You're pitching this awesome fight to us three in the boardroom for the next Star Wars movie and you're like during the fight, the guy is slashed in a way that he's cut in half at the waist, but because it's cut with a hot weapon, it reseals and he's fine. And it's gonna be this awesome moment where his torso lifts up and then falls back down, but it reseals before, you know, all of it could have been painful or hurtful to a person. And we're all like, that's not how the human body works. And you're like, oh, come on, dude, like this is Star Wars. We can sort of play with it, right? And I'm like, ah. Well, we just have to find the fight. When he says Canon, he's not referring to every previously established piece of information that exists. He thinks it's like the big stuff, or at least I'm assuming he thinks it's the big stuff. Well, it's not like, well, what if Qui-Gon-jin just showed up alive and well in episode nine? Like that's a thing that happened. You can't just ignore this event that happened. He died. For the sake of him, let's do the best I can for him. If you have a scene where Qui-Gon sits on a seat in the falcon that's not the correct seat for someone to sit in according to the manual for whatever role he plays. And I'm like, that's stupid. Even that though, you could just be like, oh, well, he didn't know. I mean, it's a place to sit. I'm like, I'm trying to think of, even then though, like let's pretend for a second that a super experienced X-wing pilot pressed a button that in the manual is the self-destruct button. Like let's just be crazy for a second. And that's what it is. And it's like, he didn't self-destruct. So that's a flaw. I would be like, well, yeah, I guess it is. It's like really dumb that they would have him doing like, why is that button even there? Why is there a cell? There would be a lot of questions to follow up. But I mean, I'm trying to think of what is like the smallest detail that we even we would just be like, oh, who cares? I mean, it's hard for me to visualize this argument because it seems like everything nowadays is ruined because they throw out cannon, not the other way around. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, things are made better because they ignore them. Yeah, whenever they remake something and they throw out the cannon, it just gets worse. And I often feel like whenever they suggest a thing that absolutely cannot happen because of cannon, I always feel like they just never have the conversation where they go, hey guys, what can we do then? What is something we can do within cannon that is also pretty awesome or at least, you know, somewhat as awesome as the thing I just suggested, but it is impossible. And then they work. No one ever says. They work. So what else could we do? They work really hard for days and nights. And then someone comes up with an idea that's actually like a combination of things we've learned before that if done in the right way could cause some. I'm obviously thinking about the hyperspace kamikaze right now. I'm assuming he doesn't think that like, you know, if I just have episode 10 and people who should be dead are alive and people who should be alive are dead, like that sort of stuff. I'm assuming he doesn't consider that like annoying cannon, right? I mean, that's it is, but that I don't know if that's what he's referring to because a lot of the times people think cannon is just like obscure stuff. When it's not, right? It's all it's all things are. It's the Bible. Well, yeah, like, so for example, Sitch is like, I've got this awesome final battle in T.R.O.S. They're going to kill everybody because there's no shields. And I'm like, well, why wouldn't they be shields? And you're like, I don't know. They don't they don't work in atmosphere. Let's just say that. And then I'm like, well, but they have before and you're like, that's fucking law. Who cares? I'm saying that's how it works in this movie. I'd be like, oh, man, complete tangent. I just I didn't realize it still yesterday. I forgot. I was looking at this at the clip of in the rise of Skywalker where they're being chased on this fucking dirt bikes for some reason. Those dirt bikes must be official Empire Stormtrooper dirt bikes because they actually have shields on them. Oh, well, they could have shields anyway, right? No, not an atmosphere. No, no, I mean, I mean, irrelevant of the atmosphere thing. No, but I mean, like you could maybe I was thinking like if you're trying to excuse why the fuck they're riding dirt bikes, like, oh, maybe they just they grabbed whatever was lying around, right? But no, these are they literally the dirt bikes that have treads on them in Star Wars are still sophisticated enough that they have shields that they collect laters on them, but they don't float. I agree with you that I think it's super hilarious that those have shields and like nothing else in the fucking movie does. But why would it be impossible for the the random speed is to have shields on them? Well, it's nice. It's why would why would you create a vehicle that that has the technology of shields, but still has like tires? It doesn't break. It's just stupid. Yeah, that one's a can. I'm just saying it's dumb. I'm trying to think of a scenario in which you apparently apparently smud boy is streaming covering this video right now as well. Well, I'm concerning your question. I'm wondering like how much more I would assume that tread spinning around in a circle is more mechanically simple than a hovercraft. So I'm thinking like maybe because it's more simple and easy to repair that if they were being used for extended reconnaissance purposes away from supply lines. I basically have to invent a scenario that doesn't exist in this world. Yeah, especially when all the people writing them have jet packs that are personal size. Yeah, everything about that movie. So fuck stupid. Yeah. Yeah, and also because you're like, wait a minute, they're on a shielded bike and they leave it to fly undefended jet pack. Yeah, it's really and the bikes are specifically made to launch jet pack as often. It's like what? It's like, what's the point of the jet pack again? So wait, wait, they developed a bike that doesn't hover to launch people that. Yes, but the hovering people explode when they die. That's such an odd part as well where he's shot. He's goes. Then crashes. You're like, what the fuck is like you guys anyone in the chat who's interested. What's the forgotten weapons stuff on the World War Two flame throwers and how they're designed to specifically not do that. It's really interesting how in a lot of stuff and this is Mandalorian as well. A flamethrower pack will explode when it is hit with flames like so much media. It's like, oh yeah, you would assume that the person operating the flamethrower with a special armor is designed specifically to be flame retarded. Dare I say you would be incorrect. He's super, super vulnerable to flames. His the weapon that he's spraying around all the time, but that's what you get for thinking that fucking seed in Mando man. That show is such dog shit. It's got poop brain. Okay. That's a that's an adventure time. I do 93% of critics and audiences love Mandalorian and it's such a God awful TV show. It's terrible. I'm making a video on it right now because I've only seen the first three episodes and I was kind of like, yeah, it's like kind of slow. Oh, you stopped right before the worst one. Yeah. I was just kind of like, oh, baby Yoda is cute. I guess maybe Yoda is cute. You're right. You are objectively correct that the baby is cute and I was or maybe it was I don't know the last episode I saw was the one where he saves baby Yoda from the compound. Is that three or three? Okay, because I like the robot because I always like the way it depends. That might be one actually. He saves baby Yoda from two compounds. It's the one where the assassin robot comes. That's the first episode. That's the first episode. Oh, no, because I saw I saw the one where a ship gets like messed up and he has to rebuild it from the job. I didn't like that episode. It was kind of it was kind of lame. It put off a lot of people because it was like, oh man, that was filler and that's not to say the film is bad, but some people just want that plot. You know, you're like plot. Yeah, plot. We got lots of plot in the sequel trilogy. We loved our plot in that, didn't we? I want to move forward. I want to stagnate. Who had better plot sequels or prequels? Sorry. Hello, Greedo. We're just I like to think he's actually there right now looking at us like guys. It's like, yeah, give us a sec. Give us a sec. We've moved on from peeing on medical equipment. We're back onto something completely random. Maybe he was trying to sterilize his shirt. That's what the spot. Yeah, he has one of those those cleaning pens that just do not fucking work. Also, yeah, the plot is way better than the prequels. I'm sorry. I just need that to be said. Part is like all exposition. The plot in the sequel is Christmas tree lights. That's what it is tangled up. Yeah, that is true. Tangled up Christmas tree. Oh, so bad editing. It's an illusion. Like the red letter meaning guys says perfectly. It's the movie's an illusion. It's fake. So this is kind of relevant. The super chat just came in saying he's a problem with Canon that can cause you would say way to that's too much paper does not exist in Star Wars or it didn't until the last Jedi. You can't have paper that breaks the law. Is there anything explicitly saying paper does not exist or cannot be used in Star Wars? Because if there isn't then you should be fine, right? Yeah, because there's no way they haven't discovered that you could take tree pulp and mix it up and flat it and let it dry in sheets. And I believe and I would say that even in the future, you know what I mean, there would be a need to store data in a pure. Yeah, it's if ever paper is eradicated from use by humans. It's going to be a long time in the future. Did you just break Canon? Oh, because it was in the past. I thought Star Wars was a long time ago. Yeah, and Galaxy. No, that's on the okay. That's assuming that the world is on a reset. So it technically could be in the distant past. The world's a big circle. Okay, multi world's hypothesis. I got it. Well, presumably even start using the multiverse in Star Wars. Then we're totally fucked. That's the sky. That's this guy's argument time travel in Star Wars. So let's hear his perspective because it seems like the four of us are mostly OK with Canon in a way that it doesn't impede creativity. And they're the only times like it's only bad when it contradicts itself. The creative part I.M.O. is as a writer, you're like, I want X, but I've got to deal with Y and Z. How do I do that? Yeah, exactly. You don't want to just throw shit at the wall. You have to you have to fit it in properly. So the difference between just saying I'm going to throw a bunch of paint at the wall, make a bunch of splotches and say, no, I'm going to follow rules and draw a fucking picture and make a little face. Beautiful little face creativity. I feel like Canon is what forces you to be creative because there are all these rules that you have to work around. Like it doesn't like impeding creativity. No, writing a shitty movie is impeding. Yeah, working within restrictions is how you are creative in a meaningful way. Yeah, exactly. A creative solution to a problem. Yeah, it's an uncreative solution to a problem. It's just, oh, fuck Canon, throw it away. Yeah, that's like not creative. I just read something in chat that maybe amused me. I'm going to turn into a story now. So Palpatine arrives at the second desk on the OT and he vades in his throne room and he's like, give me a sec. And he goes into his little side room. He's like, wait, what are you doing in there? And he's like, just put my wayfinder on here. And he's like, wait, where does that go? And he's like Exegol. He's like, what's on Exegol? Oh, like a thousand death stars star destroyers. And he's like, what the fuck's the point in this station? Why are we even here? And he's like, why, you know, it's it's a backup plan. Okay. Do they ever explain in any of the I know all that shit came out afterwards trying to explain to them explain like who made the dagger and when they put the way finder in the Death Star or any of that stuff. One of my favorite things to think about is the the dagger was made before the wreckage and that they had to chisel the wreckage to match the dagger. That's my favorite funny thing about it. I'm pretty sure that is absolutely not the case, but I wish someone on the writing staff of Lucasfilm was like, fuck it. That's true. That's what happens. That would be funny. They held the knife and all of the like builders and stuff had to like project holographically the actual line in which to chisel off each of the pieces and some pieces weren't already there, which is a lot of they have to like glue and cement shit onto it to match it. That is the greatest thing to come out of TRS. No, as it turns out, it was actually just a ceremonial knife that like Darth Vader gave Denver Palpatine as a gift. It's like, oh, here's here's a nice nice gift. And as he's fall as after Palpatine's falling down the shaft, he's like quickly trying to like inscribe like the way finder to this planet is here like 40 years from now. So I will find this and they'll come get me and I'll absorb their life force. What if it was entirely a coincidence? The knife did not actually represent anything and the wreckage was it was all a coincidence. And Palpatine was watching Ray light it up and he's like, what? What in the world? Or maybe there was something completely different in the vault that wasn't the way finder. It was like his porn collection. It's just like I'm going to it's like I just want anyone to find his porn collection. So he hides it in Sith ruins on this ridiculous knife that just happens to be cut that way. The way finder isn't there, but she has to like move all these magazines left right up down all the way on this big pile. She's awkwardly sweating while she's doing. She's like, oh my God, this is so fucking awkward. And Kyla's like, where is it? She's like, uh, I'm getting it. Just give me a sec, dude. Evil Ray is trying to have a chat with her. She's like, no, not right now. This is really awkward. I just want to get out of here. Some of the magazines are wet. She's like, oh, no. Oh, God, they're still wet. I hope this is from the ocean. Thank God they were still power to that room though. Good stuff. Yeah. I didn't know that great films. Yeah, I thought it was in your video, wasn't it? Well, no, it's the fact that it just opens. Like you don't have to do like you would think you'd have to put the dagger in a slot or display it to the camera. No, it's literally open. It's like a motion sensor. Derek the janitor is making sure that particular part is powered in case anyone wants to take the fucking way finder like this ancient long lost temple traps where somehow you could press a button on the wall made of stone and then a huge door opens up and you're like, I don't think their engineering would have allowed for this to be a thing. Okay. So yeah, I guess getting back to the Hello Greedo thing basically what Adam said. Oh, I forgot we're watching a movie. Yeah. So yeah, the Curse of Greedo. My yeah, our conclusion then is it can come across as though it's impeding creativity but what it really is doing is challenging you to commit to it. Yeah, exactly. Increased writing talents. Yeah, it only gives you less options and a most technical sense of the word. And if you're a writer who is like, man, I can't wait to write my story of a medieval guy who loses his wife and goes on a revenge path. And then Lucasfilm is like, hey, you made these few movies called, you know, this and this. Would you like to make a Star Wars episode 10? And then you're like, sure. And then you just morph it to have your story in it no matter what. You're just like, I don't give a fuck with the Star Wars. I'm having my medieval guy who loses his wife and you're just like, what the? What are you like, wait? Is he a Christian hope in? Yeah, you have all these references. You're just like, this is not Star Wars. And he's like, I don't fucking care. You're stifling my creativity. And this is the thing. I think there's a very selfish aspect to a lot of the newer movies that come out where writers are like, I want my story to be on the big screen. I don't fucking care what came before. Big time. You know, I think it is a game selfish. You're taking a test and there's 10 questions and all the questions are think of a word. Endless creativity. I mean, it's so creative any word you want, but it's the most dull, boring, worthless shit ever because you're just thinking of 10 words. Anybody an infant could do that. But then you take another test. Like name a word that's four letters that begins with C and ends with L and you're like, Oh, OK, that's challenging. Cool creativity right there. So much better than they get progressively more and more difficult and at the end you feel so accomplished. And then these guys just like spaghetti. I don't know. Fuck you. It's like an IQ test measures pattern recognition. So whoa, but this they're like, we don't want to take any IQ. We don't want to we don't want to do anything hard. We just want to recycle this old fucking script I have from 1982. So I guess in the most in the most objective of senses, sure, he's right that if you have no restriction, that means you could be more options are available to you because there are no restrictions. But like we've only gotten to we've got as far as him presenting his his question. We're like, all right, Greedo, now you can, you know, say what you think really base details pump the brakes on creative freedom because it is a give and take, right? You want your creators to have as much freedom as they possibly can and you don't want stories to get down. So it really comes down to how you define that. For example, it's like, I want to kill my character and bring him back in the next scene. And you're like, maybe how do you do? How are you doing that exactly? Like there is no such thing as a complete freedom by definition of I can literally just write nonsense lines on a script. So you know that there are things we have to adhere to no matter what people make those movies, but those movies always tend to suck those art house movies that make absolutely no sense at all. Like they're not exactly big, big temp movie. You've just not tuned yourself to the genius, the infinite amount of creativity. I mean, he's talking about creative choices. Like more choices does not necessarily facilitate creativity. No, it is it is only technically true, but with a meaningless result. Down and held back by details that often come from non film material. I'm bringing this up because I recently saw an article from IO 9 making its rounds on the internet. It's titled our shit. Oh, we read that out. It was really bad. It was rough. It was bad. Sargon made a video on it. We covered it. It was that that video is the title alone. Like how fast is killing the way we value stores? Like, uh, anything it's showing us why we value things. If even pretty much, yeah, quite put a name to it. What was the main point of the article? Beyond the title. I mean, but we need to stop caring about what came before and start embracing what comes next. Oh, so basically they said the last Jedi just kill the old. Not just let it die, but murder it. Fucking stab it into sleep. Yeah. Now, not in its sleep. I want it to see it coming. I want to see the fear in its eyes. Well, it's I mean, it totally goes a line with the whole like, oh, you know, you boomers and old people have ruined the world. So now we're just going to remake everything and make it better. Nothing is sacred storytelling resource though that you're completely destroying for absolutely no reason whatsoever. That's the problem. It does make you wonder. So when you're like, so you wanted to take all these characters forward, but you didn't care who the characters were or what they did. Like, no. Yeah. Okay. Just curious characters then. I mean, why even use the characters at all? Just, I mean, why give a shit about anything? Yeah, that too. Like, I love those those three movies that came up in the day. I want to make a fourth one. You're like, oh, okay. What are you going to do? It's like, well, my own thing. Yes. Oh, fascination with canon is killing the way we value stories and there's some truth in that, right? I've never been a hyper details oriented Star Wars viewer. Yes, you are. Everyone is okay. So I this is coming from somebody whose name is Hello Greedo who's wearing a stormtrooper mask. I think you do care. I don't think there is a person who doesn't. Depending on how you define all of this stuff because you know, any enjoyment you pull out of these movies, you're probably going to reference a reason and it's going to involve you having absorbed details. No, to some degree, the lowest of the scale. I guess would be like, man, that was pretty like, oh, okay. Yeah. All right. But if you were like, oh, I really enjoyed like the conflict and courage it took to make a choice for character in this particular situation, you know, like, okay, so why was the choice meaningful? Why do you like this character so much? All these things will require a lot of details that they must have picked up. Get where I'm going with this. Yeah, the kind of stuff that makes the prequels better in the sequels sounds like authoritarianism honestly. Mm hmm. It's like unless he's actually advocating for like, you should just let the colors take you away in the screen. I mean, okay. Yes. As I, as I kind of put it in a previous e-fap chat, it's like this, this destructively overly libertarian view of creativity. We're just everything, no limits, no restrictions. What are you a bootlicker? He, um, in the last time we covered him, by the way, because he had a different thing about talking about we covered him last time we covered him, he talked about details, right? And he said he's not a details oriented Star Wars viewer. And he, um, we found that he has a video explaining that the sequel trilogy used the wrong font in the opening text scroll. Like, how can you hold this position? It's a bit awkward, but all right. Shitting on canning kind of destroys caring. That's, that's what I think, but that's probably it on Canada too much. Like I remember certain episodes where just like they shit on Canada, the point where I went to the not caring side. Like I, this, this, I don't know that you can salvage this situation now. Yeah, it's, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to, I say I wouldn't want to only in a funny sense, but to be the person who has to salvage Star Wars, you have a long road. Like that's, you're going to need a lot of creativity to do that. Well, I mean, all it takes is you just had to do the new one would have to be, you know, so far ahead of the old ones, they have like almost nothing to do with, you know, the sequel characters, right? Just restart everything. Everyone's dead. All the Ghostbusters and just say the 2016 one didn't happen. They put it in the trailer, dude. I love it. They were like, no ghosts have been sighted since Ghostbusters too. It's like, oh, no one's seen a ghost in 30 years. But what about a couple of years ago? No one's in 30 years. That was a fever dream during cast leak. Didn't really happen. Yep. You know what happens when the carbon monoxide gets in the air, surprise. Oh, see, you know what they'll do is they'll have like, like the end of the female Ghostbusters movie and then you'll see the main character from new one wakes up and it was all a dream. That's the beginning of the movie. Yeah. So I was thinking about this whole, that whole fun thing, right? So do you guys remember? Do you guys play Alien Isolation? No, I have all the time. I mean, so they the aesthetics in that game blew me away because they like copied to a T. Maybe I shouldn't say this is much confidence because I'd have to look into it, but I'm pretty sure they got like all the aesthetic details correct. Like the they copied like so you know Alien low relatively low budget old film. The technology despite being in the future is obviously going to be quite limited by the time that they're actually making the thing in and yet the game coming out very new and it's a video game world. So you can do whatever you want. They like copied all of the technology and I was just like that's so cool. However, if we were to have a Millennium Falcon and and and you know it's it's been untouched quote-unquote since the last time we saw it 30 years ago in the film and they've like it's it's let's just say I don't know cleaner or updated and the wrong fonts are on the screens and the wrong lights are in the different places and someone was like this fucking ruins the entire film. I'd be like okay like I wish they had gone to that level of detail. I guess but like we can we can chill on that right like that's not something that and so maybe that's something I could put in the category of like kind of excessive adherence to Canon impede creativity. But at that point I'd be like I don't get impeded anyone's creativity. It's probably just a laziness thing. They were like whatever we're just going to have our Falcon. We're not going to try and recreate it and if someone said would it improve it to have recreated it 100% accurately. I'd be like I think it would be really cool. I think it would be something that would be pretty awesome. Well okay so was it you think it was bad in the Star Trek remakes how they update the technology to look modern as opposed to like the 1960s. I would I would like to hear a tracky fans perspective on that. I think for me I would be in the lines of it should sort of be consistent with its own established universe and the established universe is aesthetic. It's kind of like how like between Halo 2 and Halo 3 Master Chief's armor changes and you're like but you were on the thing in space you couldn't give gotten new armor. Right. Roll your eyes and you just accept it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like yeah better graphics better. Yeah. And so those things no one's creativity is getting impeded from what I can tell it's literally just because they were like oh fuck it people like it better. It's not it's not a question of creativity. When they're thinking about this stuff. Yeah. And I would probably just want to see an old 60s junkie style Star Trek ship is what they're thinking. And nowadays we're like man I'd love to see an old yeah now you're like I'd actually kind of like that to go back to the way it was with Star Trek. Please go back to the way it was. Damn you JJ. Obviously canon is important. Obviously the history of our characters the continuity of our stories. I already feel like this statement is going to be worthless in a moment like we where's the but with but where is that but baby for movie. But it will be yes every life is sacred. But except anyone who likes Trump. It makes the universe feel like a cohesive thing but strictly adhering to canon and nothing else and oh okay. So he's already got an amendment to his video. So strictly adhering to canon and nothing else because like but you could do it adhering to canon is just some restrictions on the stuff you could do you could still do anything that doesn't contradict it. Right. But look how this is like our ending of the movie we don't have to even remember what was at the beginning because we're free to create whatever we want to create. Speaking of look how floppy ending look how floppy this is like it's bad when you adhere to details that do not matter to the narrative they do not hold back new creative or fun or interesting ideas like dude could you be more broad like what exactly yeah like be a little let's let's wind him back I just love that he's got an amendment in his video already in post who's like oh I need to be specific history of our characters the continuity of our stories it makes the universe feel like a cohesive thing but strictly adhering to canon and nothing else and hamstringing yourself creatively based off of some arbitrary rules that came before an example so soul crushing give me an example because I don't believe that this happens this half a stricken thing bad yeah like it's all again it's only only in the most technical sense that no that isn't even a negative mm-hmm I mean like it puts the storytelling arbitrary I don't feel like this is the thing like arm in my style was set up and pay off like I don't know how you don't have to have set up and I mean a story is just essentially a progression of events there doesn't have to be those things but we're like in terms of those rules the canon like adhering to those is arbitrary in this sense of you can decide to just not do it I wouldn't recommend it you can choose to just be awful I guess yeah you can choose to be a fucking terrible writer I just it amuses me because like if I was like stars up to 10 the lightsabers been to about one degrees they pretty much just bats now like slightly you know they're like you left a Louisville slugger out in the sun and they freeze things instead of melting and yeah I would just I would really be curious to I would want to ask Rita so many questions about this I'd be like is that too much or too little and I imagine he'd be like well no lightsabers have to be in a you know that amount of it okay okay so I'm assuming he'll give us an example or something all right well okay that's why I chose lightsabers right because that's a pretty significant one to change and I still feel like he'd be like yeah I guess you could maybe think about it at a different part of the galaxy far enough away like I think we talked about this earlier but imagine some other galaxy the force is still a thing that exists but their understanding of it is completely like different like their philosophy concerning the forces is just totally different than the one in the galaxy we're used to and so maybe they're lightsabers like they turn things brittle and they just break apart into ice like there's you can have that in a Star Wars universe right just in a dare I say it a galaxy far far away right see storytelling though is like stripping away the arbitrary stuff because when it's when something is truly arbitrary it's not bound to the other things in the story so like to say something is arbitrary you might look back at something in a previous movie that you think is arbitrary because you don't know how it relates to other things in the story and then you strip it out because you're like yeah I'll be you know this is totally arbitrary you know metachlorians for the force yeah stripping it out was arbitrary like stripping it out at the end of watching Adam what well that's a different thing this is why we need don't look at movie in the totality of the movie but I'm just saying like anything in a movie it's arbitrary just just seems so off base to me because it's like the things that are arbitrary the things that that don't fucking matter and in writing a movie you're trying to take the things that don't matter out and only include things that matter like it's all about things that matter I see we go with that like the idea that we're supposed to we the reason we don't see walking scenes is because they don't matter like between people traveling sort of thing exactly they come out they used to be in old movies but everyone was like shit doesn't matter what the fuck are we watching them walk to the elevator for a man I need to know it's important I was gonna say it's funny that I brought the lightsaber as a sort of this idea of like you can't make it not belts and then like rags already just highlight it's like oh well actually so this writer is like I want all of them to be bats and you're like okay so you can't just you can't just do it like that you have to have like a reason you have to have maybe a new character was modified it so that it doesn't burn as bright or something like we go and I could just see that right to be like Peter critter keep you people and check yeah just be like just just work harder like you can get what you want you just got to work a little harder trying to make it not seems like it is seems like we've got to have a reason for this it can't just be arbitrary like it won't it's not as fun if it's just arbitrary I mean if there is a reason for something then it isn't arbitrary because it isn't it's based off of yeah it's based off of something which is the way it should be that's arbitrary like what the fuck why is this here and you can arbitrarily decide to have some aspect of your story that falls in line that doesn't contradict anything sure totally for it the world is your oyster this is where that less though I say all the time when it comes to writing this is where the talent comes in you want that talent are good I'm just picturing that as rags is ad for writing courses this guy's like I want cold lightsabers he's like you can't do that and it's like yes I can it's like no you can then rags comes in he goes you can but it's going to be tough you can do it convince me you know there's Canon like Luke Skywalker is Darth Vader's son right or Kylo Ren Ben Solo is Han Solo son in Princess Leia's son that's Canon we all love it we all appreciate it you don't care about well you don't need to add that we all love it and appreciate it's Canon yes it's Canon you don't have to love or appreciate it that's correct that that's the good Canon I was about to say you know how he's framing this it's like that's the Canon we love the Canon that there are X amount of troopers on a star destroyer that's lame it is like okay but then why did they make the fucking Star Destroyer have that many people on it then if that's actually that's that's probably it that's probably what he's talking about so you let's pretend for a second we're talking to somebody who loved TLJ it's like why didn't they send an arm mother of fucking Thai fighters to just swarm the ship that all of our good guys are on when they proved that Kylo alone could blow up the bridge and the hangar and then they'll go they didn't have the didn't so make this argument they may not have the Thai fighters to do so I think that was Billy the fridge I can't remember oh was that was that major Lee could be major Lee yeah well either way it was like okay we get several shots in the film of Thai fighters being there and it'll just be like but let's ignore that for a second and we'll pretend that all the information we have is just from previous films will be like no we know Star Destroyers have like fucking hundreds of Thai fighters so they obviously have it and then you might have Greedo being like dude that's like details that no one cares about like that's that's some that's some gay shit right there we're like oh wow that's I thought that gay well see I would say that the big gay is good but I think he's saying you're saying that he's really a homophobe but not like you you accept all people why I just love this little character he's got angry I hate you because it doesn't make sense so much emotion taking it away from me. Come on don't be disingenuous. Cannon turns into like I feel like I need to get the on what is the context of his incredibility in himself. What does he mean when cannon turns into laws. Can it by definition. I was going to say it is law it is what is I don't know if you call that law I guess it's anonymous with lower like well no he's L.A.W. I think he's what he's saying. Oh yeah law oh I mean like in the sense of the law of the story then yeah. That's what I mean I was like so if he's saying like cannon shouldn't be law I'd be like yeah should pretty much it is like referring to date his brother. No that wouldn't make sense. Star Wars cannon is date his brother. I know I reject that statement. Let's see where he goes. Can come on don't be disingenuous when cannon turns into like laws. On what you can and can't do in your move that's precisely what it is just described that's what you just described you literally said that you can't have Luke Skywalker not be. Yeah he can he it is in stone that he is Darth Vader son now you can't change that. It's funny I was literally looking up the hospital I was looking up the etymology of the word cannon and it says the first thing says is a rule or law. Measurement like how do you how does he define cannon something that could maybe have happened before I don't know. Well again don't be gonna be good cannon and bad. I also love that he's like we come out of the religious context does it say. Yeah that's where the cannon yeah we've inherited it from religion. Me right. This ingenuous when cannon turns into like laws on what you can and can't do in your movie in your story especially when it's visual or based off of some piece of with the fuck do you mean visual. Oh I bet you is telling me in last Jedi the hyperspeed that's not that's not just visual though that's mechanical. It's a thing that happens but it look cool technically isn't everything in the film visual except for the audio. As long as it looks cool. Logic can go up. Well why did you specify that what he was like especially if it's visual like what does that mean. Do you know what Luke being Vader's son is a visual too. You can see it happening if you wanted to. Yeah. What do you mean by visual. And this maybe he's not like what I asked about Star Trek you know they updated the ship to make it look well. Yeah but I guess that's not but that's not even that's not mechanical. So and you could. Yeah some people in shower highlight like it takes place in a different timeline right so there is some room to actually yeah there's some there's some wiggle room right. How sympathetic are you to the it looks cool argument though because I am a teeny bit sympathetic as long as it looks cool. I am just being honest. I'm susceptible to it but I got to stay consistent. It's not not allowed if you're going to break major rules because it's cool. It's like what about like in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon where they're like like running any other rules in that movie. Well but no but that's fine because the role I mean they are breaking the rules gravity is just a tiny bit. I mean I'm not familiar enough with it but if they're consistent with these are go for it. He's based in a little like they do play fast and lose with gravity and shit like that sometimes to make things look cooler. I just I'm saying that's I don't necessarily mine there well no so well minding it being a problem or two different things. Well no yeah never a problem for this like they're consistently saying fuck you to gravity like it's no but that's okay. It's like yeah yeah throughout the whole movie everyone was fighting normally and then in one fight they're suddenly flying you'd be like what the hell is happening. Yeah exactly okay. I answer my own question as long as it's canon. I love that you like can't sorry I was because I was right if I could delve it's just the idea that he's like canon is good but it shouldn't be and then defines canon. It's like okay. All right. Yeah. Those are bad in your movie in your story especially when it's visual or based off of some piece of equipment or something that we how could you say this. What do you see his advocate of the lightsaber could just be something completely different to the next movie. Yeah does he not understand that a Death Star is mechanical and what it does has direct like in a sense everything is mechanical. That has to do with like the plot and stuff happening like even people have a mechanical aspect. They do stuff. There are there are causes to the things that they do. There's there are results like all of the story. Anakin do goose out for their rematch in episode three and he just activates his lightsaber from across the room and it spreads all the way over to him in PS is him because it's really long now. It's a fire hose now. It's not a light. They all just melt through the floor and it blows everyone out of the air. It's like oh fuck. We didn't think about this. It's fine though. Just cuts the entire planet in half because the lightsaber is going off the way. Pulls out a Pokemon. They start having a Pokemon fight in the middle Star Wars like what I see when it comes to a second any negative criticism is applied to be like cool. Stifling my creativity. Yeah the Pokemon themselves whip out little lightsabers and they just fight each other. We must have a Pokemon battle. Whoever is the greatest trainer will be okay man. That would make the prequels better. But yeah he said especially when it's visual or a piece of equipment. I'm like dude I don't even think you know what you're suggesting right now a piece of equipment. Do you know how much that can affect isn't the Falcon a piece of equipment to a degree. Star is a piece of equipment. Oh boy. Even if it's not equipment like planets visual but it like it's just arbitrary equipment though. You can yeah you're I'm sure his position would be you could change stuff that we don't care about the first place it's like oh but it's but it's only arbitrary the first time and now it's yeah that's what I mean it's like in the background they had this this flimple dingus in the background this whole time and they finally pick it up in the newest movie and they go this is what it does and then he's like yeah you can do that Canon shouldn't prevent you and it's like there is no fucking Canon for the flimple dingus nobody knows what it does. This is like of course you can make it whatever you want. Yeah well assuming this is the other problem don't give it an ability that would have been useful before and they just didn't fucking think about it for some reason you know that that happens a lot in these movies too. Force healing everyone you're like fuck whoops why did you do that? kind of fucked all the Star Wars right there didn't you? or based off of some piece of equipment or something that we've never seen in the franchise before when it turns into oh I love that argument you shouldn't be against adding new force powers every one every film does it it's like hmm yeah cause or something that powers have the exact same implications did every film add a new force power I don't think that's true so we'll go straight to Empire Empire added the like the ability to sort of talk to people through the force who you're connected to Empire added like everything except for cause in the first thing the only thing Luke does is block the little ball and then he shoots the Death Star right I don't know here's Obi-Wan I wouldn't say it's really added anything other than that right like what else would there be force visions there was no telekinesis in the first hour it wasn't there it's it's funny how many because you're one of many people who thinks that they introduced telekinesis in Empire it's like you do remember one of the most iconic introductions for villain in history involved something right oh that's where he chopped the guy up I'm thinking about Luke I'm not thinking about yeah no I I can see how it happens people thinking about can be Darth Vader if you don't allow yourself to be restricted by canon there you go don't so what that's I'm just saying when do you ever see Luke and Darth Vader in the same room yeah I'll fight club yeah um maybe you could argue the force if it's the open market the visions that he has in Dagobah is that someone someone of a force ability of some kind or is that just the special cave in Yoda's basement I don't know that's a basement you must but he here so so okay so he in the second when he sees a force ghost as opposed to just hearing it oh and there there are people being like that's a completely different ability force choke and force moving things it's like okay uh yeah it's like convoluted but that you're just to me that that just seems like different ways to uh label the same power which is okay so wait maybe that's a good example of weird canon oh no is well no but see a lot this is the miss is like the video games because the video games kind of established like oh force choke and telekinesis is different but the movie's never did that because in return the Jedi Luke chokes out the guard like in the beginning of the movie yeah but that's that's that's a fail that's how is that not an application of telekinesis though yeah no I'm saying it is I'm saying in the movie they've made no differentiation between force choke and telekinesis it was only the video games that started to make a difference and I think that kind of saturated in the people's minds how the choke is executed well that's the thing you could turn off breathing in the brain well in a video game if they say okay select a new power and you go right telekinesis that's like a good jillion different powers yeah right you know it makes sense in the game yeah yeah well even because people referencing force jump even telekinesis can assist in that yeah yeah you just you're so far right or alternatively you're always planted away from you mm-hmm if you're really strong really strong yeah well and this is the thing if someone said see Empire introduce new force power like yeah but I didn't fuck with anything did it if you call that a new force power it doesn't fuck with anything um and then go back and say why didn't they do this yeah there's no point where we're like why didn't Vader right force choke that don't wait what Invader see the ghost of Obi-Wan to help him in some way right um yeah force heal because a lot of people argue that force heal can be probably implemented it's like maybe maybe it's certainly wasn't in the sequel trilogy was it yeah properly implemented but I wouldn't leave it up to Disney to do it well if if she like I don't know went to Luke and he's like oh there's some really high level Jedi skill that no one like barely anyone knows you have to train for it and okay okay like look there that's they're establishing it like people to know it but she just pulls it out of her butt she just does it yeah nice they don't even have a throwaway line for it like you know right at the beginning she's like I've learned so much with you a power so strong not even anyone else could use it right anyone else ever do about we discovered it because of the Jedi books that was say locked away only I now know and only I could do it because I'm one of the diet that there you go make sense stuff yeah there you go God I hate it what yeah like what what's a diet she's like I don't know it's in the book I don't just fuck it is soon with getting new force powers it's like why can't you just chill you're plenty to work with yeah just use what you have in a new and creative way creative he said yeah oh I'm sorry I said the naughty way but yeah so back so Greedo is saying you should be allowed to fuck with the force equipment and visual things there is that's his rule set so far don't don't fuck with other stuff though I I would ask hello Greedo do you think that creativity constrains your artistic freedom yeah that's one of that big thing questions like wait a bit I'm struggling what is that can you say it a different way no no necessary in the franchise before when it turns into strict adherence to laws well then shit I think some people have lost the heartbeat of star word Luke being Vedas son is a law oh yeah feels it's you that's just feels you've you've just decided personally that that piece of canon means more to your heartbeat than it does some other this is this is what I mean you that we change it so that Luke's father is actually Palpatine right and then I'm like hello Greedo is that okay and he's like I don't like that and I'm like oh but but Bob over there loves it Bob come over here and he's like hey man yeah I love what you did with Luke and his dad it's great I want to ask him what the spirit of the law is because he's making this you know the spirit of the law argument but is the spirit of the law that the movie just has to move forward our political agenda like that's what movies are really about they're about moving forward a political agenda I mean I think it's even really matters so much I think it's even simpler than I think it's just it can only change stuff if I like it it's like okay yeah okay well that's not totally subjective it was literally nothing we could work with but all right we said you're not allowed to change characters I think lineages he's not okay with them changing so far you know I want filmmakers authors you name it to have as much creative freedom as they possibly can one of the best examples in modern Star Wars of of kind of my mindset to clarify it a little bit is the hold on maneuver I thought the hold on maneuver was great it was a moment of um so the hold on maneuver is not details it's usual it's major instrumental to the plot it's this is the thing it's possibly the biggest most important thing in tlj that that move changes everything and in terms of law you've just rewritten and fucked up all of the movies that came before congratulations and after it was almost like and if is like a surgical execution of Star Wars lore like I don't know how you could have done it better that this was one for like all the people who loved the ot of the cinema would like wait wait when I know I was just like what the fuck there's what it sounds like he's making the argument though that it's like it's good because it embodies self-sacrifice but they couldn't they have done that self-sacrifice their IP yes yeah well I onto the pirate went worry there's no possible way they can embody self-sacrifice without shitting on like canon for ever I guess seems like I could do that the creative thing to do would be to work around or I mean look they could have literally had that seen but just create some scenario for why it would make sense there's some weird space anomaly that just happens in this area of the galaxy that allows you to do this crazy thing I mean I would I would argue that's an improvement but I'd still be like no let's let's go let's work really hot on this one it's like you're right it's contrived but like just do something it's arbitrary I you know I probably again with the combo be like all right so try to your big ship but it's getting like blown to pieces as it gets there you know the ship is looking like a you know like a pirate ship on fire that sort of visual but they're firing everything like holders firing everything out of it and she activates hyperdrive as she's hitting it and so it just fucks up everything you know and the logic is just yeah like she's talking to the on-board VI he's like divert all power to the forward shields everything life support everything like we can't pierce its shield she's like we only need to make a small hole and like I don't know you breach a portion of the shields to buy the rest of them sometime yeah that too you didn't have to actually destroy the supremacy or cut it and I don't even know what happened to that ship it wasn't like it was out of commission it's in space it's not like it's going to fall down onto something right right right so like if you lock off all of the doors on the rooms surely this is this is going to float there wasn't wasn't like three million people lived on that thing ranks like two and a half is like two point two million I know it's it's fucking astronomically retarded how stupid big this ship is there are people who probably bored and died of the fucking ship that's the thing like so science fiction stories have been written that even warhammer 40k like people live their entire lives cultures develop on Starships like people live without ever setting foot on the planet said Ram it and overload the reactor or some crap like unironically yes that that is way better and you can create your stupid visual that you gush over you can have your visual yeah or she gets stuck inside the ship and then she hybrid well just all you have to do is have it that she needs to pilot herself no droid can do the kind of complex fucking creative decisions she's gonna have to do or something I don't know yeah you have to have it so it can't be replicated or it's a safety feature she has to we establish her is like one of the rip out of the console to override the safety of the hyperspace thing yeah we'd have loads of something and you would have been so much better and cooler and every conceivable yeah and her introduction could have been that she got to admiral because she was the greatest pilot in history or some shit she doesn't she knows her shit when it comes to piloting and fuck it you could have someone stay with it that's also in a fuck it let's kill Poe whatever who cares the more creative thing to do is just shit on cannon guys all this all this creativity I'd have is was really really we should we did that for ten minutes right unironically we we order some pizza we're in this big board room we got a big old board we're writing all these ideas and crossing out the board room that's yeah see and the board in there I'm just working really hard to just make this scene have some level of cause and effect instead of just going fuck it explosion with the hyperdrive right hyperdrive the thing that's like I'm too lazy to think of an answer so I'm going to say that's creativity exactly then we get into the discussion of some idiot came up with that idea and then expert cleared it and said yeah this creates no problem yes this little law team said yeah it's fine little work it's like guys we need you to not do that like why do you why did you have this moment I told Rian Johnson didn't go well with Canon but he just yelled at me and started crying and saying I was ruining this creativity and I just didn't have the heart to tell him no of mine of self-sacrifice and the way it was executed on-screen was damn beautiful but then he got people saying it broke the laws of the Star Wars universe you look how unreasonable this very very fair representation of this person is yeah it sounded just like we did when we said yeah that broke the that broke a lot of rules I came out of the cinema and I was like it broke the laws of the Star Wars universe he just grabbed a random child at the shoulders I I brought out my piece of red cardboard that I keep behind me whatever I read and yeah you could have both the things he said he wanted you could have and not break canon so I his argument is completely fallacious but he liked it not possible to do without decided that he liked it and now he's making the words he's making it sound like no we couldn't have had a beautiful moment in the story and visuals without breaking canon sorry fuck you it's just what's our mean it's like why did you give up Greedo you couldn't find a way hey but how did it make you feel how did it make don't make no sense how did it make yeah I like when I first saw it there's like a second like all that's pretty and then literally I was like wait wait a second could they could they have done this from the beginning like not even go into other movies like in this movie in this before all the other ships died why didn't they just hyperspace it I it it's don't matter how beautiful it was if my brain was preoccupied trying to make sense of what I just what does he do with a person that says it made me feel awful what does he do with them yeah what now a lot of people were wrong yeah he like hits you with a hammer on your head like stop stop it you know how they say this them saying us them do the thing that people say that we do all the time but do don't let people feelings yeah that feelings are like are wrong oh okay feelings like you can't like something that's what people say all about us all the time you can't like something yeah they make you people can like it yeah you can like it absolutely the thing is like we don't have any control over that anyway leave go ahead like it whatever right broke the laws of the Star Wars you know Jesus crying zero desire to view any of the franchises that encyclopedic colitis you literally fucking corrected the font oh no well and but this is this is very disingenuous cause it's not like oh well she shouldn't be able to do that because I read a Wikipedia that this ship only has this type of no no no no that's not the problem the problem is it therefore you say wait a minute every time there's ever a battle in space you're just like why don't they do this thing they already established could be done apparently already had to try and fucking fix it with a shitty throwaway line I feel like that's definitive evidence that even Lucasfilm no they fucked up they're like okay we we didn't think this through why didn't we stop Ryan because I I don't know why we didn't stop Ryan sir I don't even know why we made him go on but yeah like if you're gonna pick this argument as in oh my god you guys are obsessed with law this is not the scene you go with go with something else do know yeah this one is something that even a normie you could just explain to them why this is a mistake on 10,000 different levels and the first question I have for him is like what do you think is unchangeable in law and then you give me a thing and then I'd be like I changed it I give him a scenario where I can change it and it's going to be entertaining for somebody and I'd be like why can't I change it I wonder if you would actually fold if you would be like yes everything can be changed anything anything at all if you were talking if we were talking about strictly adaptations or different timelines that's one thing but these are direct sequels to one another that is not the same thing has the stain dried a bit of what the continuity of Oh I thought you have meant of like something that happened in the movie and it is literal stain is it I think it's right of it out place in the video yeah and do not you thought about the whole domain you're going to get a little are we talking about here what sorry that's rolling back said what laws are we talking about here your desire to view any of the franchise is that I love through some encyclopedic kaleidoscope of do and do nots and what laws are we talking about here what can and what details what complaints well wookie PDS says that when ships go into hyperspace they're going okay so I don't it isn't actually matter how hyperspace works at all this is not the concern it's what it what the concern actually is is all of the fights that have happened previously being in the climax of episode for the climax of episode six you fucking idiots over at Lucasfilm killing your own movies and then of course basically everything in the prequels there's loads of space battles in the prequels so all of these battles if you rewatch them all you're wondering is why is everyone so stupid like yeah you're you're you're all tension from any possible future fights unless you have a character say no that's one in a million yeah like okay okay that doesn't help it at the end put it in the crawl oh by the way like a little asterisk by the way yeah and just bring you know that shit wasn't cool okay it well it didn't make sense Wikipedia it just describes what happens in the film and adds stuff behind it it doesn't change what happens in the I feel sorry if you write on Wikipedia because they're desperately trying to write articles or at least pages that don't directly contradict a different page because explain this they should seriously hire the writers of these will compete is things that let them write a movie see what happens or at least proof the scripts make sure there's no continuity fuck up water for this totally bad idea so yeah but for clarification right the two theories about hyperspace are either use you just travel in the line really really really really fast or you move into a different dimension the hyperspace and then there's lanes as well possible it depends on what kind of thing you subscribe to when it comes to the films they've not I don't think there's even a line the hyperspace lanes at least not yet so okay like like an example be if if like in say the force awakens you'd say well according to the deep star tre star wars lore Han Solo couldn't hyperspeed through the shields through however the the cancer works I'd say well okay who cares because in the movies themselves they never actually explain how the hyperspace works so it's fine but so this is a total strawman argument that that he's making about this because we're an alternate dimension so a complaint that I've heard is that hold those ship would have ceased to exist in this dimension and rather it would take a hyperspace lane in another dimension where contact with this dimension was impossible and this is exactly the type of that I'm talking about what you mean like just say for a second that's absolutely how it works we can't just say now it doesn't work that way just fucks with everything like the the biggest thing for all of us is just the the the battles are screwed up the actual mechanics of the hyperspace as long as you don't present it in such a way that makes it so the other things couldn't have worked that way it's very simple isn't I mean I don't see how he wouldn't care about this should be like dude episode why didn't why didn't Luke just hyperspace his x-wing into the death star why didn't all of them do it why didn't they do it with just a droid why you can tell me why it takes a strong independent woman wearing a prom dress with purple hair and a halo don't forget a halo with a halo that's right just like an angel she fucking yeeted herself straight into the the the but what they would say is over an x-wing can't destroyed the death star like you don't have to just hit the cannon disable cannon that's all you have to do is just stop the death cannon remember what remember one one planet destroying death cannon was a thing and it was really really a big deal remember those days those simpler times sorry if that's what you're focusing on in this scene again losing the heart beat of Star Wars and let's face it a lot of feelings don't matter please tell me what the heartbeat of Star Wars is pretty light show oh yeah like I'd be pretty shamed if all I liked about Star Wars is the pretty lights I'd be like explosions the law what is the spirit of the cannon what is the spirit of the heart of the cannon explanations for a lot of things in Star Wars came well after the fact when maybe someone decided there's a little need for an explanation right yeah some things are definitive some things are interpretive like there are some things that happen where we're like oh I guess that's how that works then yeah right while there are other things that are explicit and the characters will actually tell us that this is a thing that works this way and we're like okay um again this is a total strawman well it kind of comes back to what we're talking about yeah the the flimple dingus device it's like up to this point it didn't do anything so as long as you give it an ability that doesn't fuck with anything came before you can make it whatever you want exactly however if you make it fucks with everything yeah this is why did he choose this example it's like the worst example he's like oh you're fucking concerned about your little details like well yeah I guess you could call these details I didn't call these doing my pretty lights just shut up oh man right some supplemental material came out explaining a thing that happened years ago in a movie another complaint that I've heard is why isn't this method used all the time which oh yeah of course right yeah but let's face it if we start talking about why didn't they this is oh you're not going to answer the question what really what so excited you just just gave up you're like nah fuck it you're just shit you got me all excited because you weren't actually going to answer a specific question nope and you're like no you can't get bogged down you just do the we can do that till the cows come home it's like no Greedo we can't do it until these are very specific don't they do those is in Star Wars will be here for a very no time and give us one example yeah just just give us one example yeah again explanations come after the fact rises I forgot he wasn't actually here with us I know right did you know he said like explanations come after the fact is he referring to the one in a million explanation is that what he's like he's happy with that yeah yes to the fact obviously they shouldn't though they should they should be in the movie we should be in the movie man it's like if they knew it only happened to one in a million times that it work you'd think that after that should be the movie tens of thousands of the of years they'd be like how do we make that how do we reduce that number yeah how do we make this one out of one because the one out of a million I don't fucking buy that I don't think you could fuck this up you just I respect line acts yep was that line accidentally cut out of the movie because different movie because nobody even thought about it but they would have thought about it in the actual movie and it would have been actually in the the the movie where they do the maneuver then you would have added more stakes to it like this is higher states because it's a one in a million I agree TLG could have had better writing it comes across as some of the most short-sighted writing in the history of man because they're like this is our battle right now it's solved by hyperspace kamikaze cool ooh we're setting up for our next space battle guys yeah uh let's I don't direct next film yeah is this like what are we doing in this one it's like I I don't know and then some other guy that thank fuck someone actually did this they go what about like the hyperspace kamikaze and like all the other writers were like what fuck oh like something we did before is now rel like it's just mind-blowing because panning they not only trip over the OT constantly in trying to make their own stories they started to trip up over their own work like that's how quick and the I like I'm trying to think of a equal scenario but if you told me that we had a one in a million chance of killing though like even hurting the enemy with a plan I'd be like maybe we should go with something is there anything else we can do like one in a million how about two in a million let's try that plan because I don't if we can better explain how staggeringly low in terms of probability that is the line makes also she is an idiot I don't want to highlight like a million ships show up at the end maybe a be all of them it's just hyperspace Kamikaze we can guarantee it at that point right yeah one of them go I'm sure what a bubble hit yeah so somebody actually in the discord linked to the Wikipedia to the hold over Oh God the fact that she's the first bitch to come up with this obvious idea baffles in line this no I refuse to believe that humans we've said this before humans weaponize everything there is just nothing we haven't tried that way they're like look at this flower can we kill with it so this it's actually a really short Wikipedia entry it says into discussion about the nature and precision of the hold a maneuver Lucasfilm story group member Pablo Hidalgo cited a similar maneuver that appeared in an episode of Star Wars the Clone Wars and that hold those maneuver was under unique circumstances echoing a yeah sure bullshit echoing a 2018 comment made by the last Jedi director Ryan Johnson to r slash films I guess the he said quote the fact that Hux doesn't see it coming means it's probably not a standard military he does see it coming yeah I think literally and also you get your the director you can't say it's probably not a standard military maneuver I mean is it or is it wrote the shit not what are you talking about you're the directors I think it was something I think it was something that Holdo just pulled out of her butt in the moment why would you admit to that that why why are you speaking as if you don't know these things you are the fucking director it is your job to know these things is you're just like this would be just like the only thing that could top that right now is a literal just fly on the wall recording of them writing that scene for the first time ever and he just goes yeah it'll be fun oh and once we have that it's over like because a lot of fans do a lot of work to try and like be like no I make sense you guys just nitpicking like it really done and it's like once you get that clip it's over could finally be like there you go he sucks okay you just doing it because it's fun Joe easy it is to do stuff because it's fun when you have billions of dollars to give to see GI artists maybe when he said explanations come after the fact he was referring to how fans will try to explain away contrived terrible storytelling after the fact and will look very hard to connect the lines of things they love yes but it seems like the vast vast vast majority of explanations are just people saying here's the here's basically the mechanical story behind what we see in this thing they're they're making everything they're doing the opposite yeah these explanations are people trying to make sense of it all right which can often be done without a problem sometimes though like why do you think the holdover maneuver Wikipedia entry is just so shit because like what are you going to do what are you going to say to like yeah imagine what's there to say imagine me like the fiv and Wikipedia writer you go to the cinema you see this movie and you're just stressing out you're like how do I make these pages like what am I going to say what am I going to say explain my fans need to know how this makes sense that I got nothing page just be fucking I don't know like a guy gave up he said I don't know fuck it it was what in a billion JJ saw it he was like oh my god that's great fucking for what in a million that's why it happens in the next film too and um I can't review you mentioned it in your video stage I think you did but the way it's filmed it comes across as a throwaway line that they put in in ADR yeah which mean which means they didn't catch it until post production they look at merit meredic brandy book and he says why don't we do home hold the maneuvers and then it cuts to a bunch of random extras while Fin says and then your fin off screen say it and if you listen to his audio quality is different than it is in the next scene and that means they could have filmed Mary in like you know uh what are they call it reshoots and then they yeah I'm sure that's what it was you think they would be able to film fin in reshoots but I'm doing something important well I was who you see these tweets right where people make fun of him for being such a shit character the STs like I got paid so he's great on Twitter yeah it's awesome those are Vegas not his fault I'm pretty sure he'd be up for playing a great character why wouldn't be sure if people have blame actors like that's really stupid yeah just a lot of dial it in when they read the script they're like oh my god this is awful that's that's what I blame the prequel dude you imagine the table we're dialing it in when they oh let's say the one in a million comment was in the table read they'll burst out laughing when they read it and JJ's like what oh my god why is laughing you're like okay give us the real script JJ don't fuck around JJ come on it wasn't a script or ADR after the fact the Mark Hamill reading out the Jedi deserve Boris the fact I wonder how much of a smirk he had on his face when he was reading that line did you did you get that interpretation to that it sounds like he's trying to stifle a laugh when he's saying that line um I mean that would make sense to me it's such a did like the middle finger to ride Johnson it's hilarious and I don't know if you saw recently but Daisy Ridley made a college interview about how you're right I'm sorry I'm sorry the beams in the beam channel law for them you have to show us though I can't there there's so many and they're so good there's so fucking many and there's so many good ones you can't do this to us show us you're so bad no they're they're so good yeah I can't how could I don't know you could do with this what you will but I just I just I did that's why I didn't mention anything until I giggled you could amuted rags you you did this on purpose could have done no I couldn't my hand couldn't move the speed of funny was to you at least post us one of them just so we could at least see one of them is too strong fine I'll I'll post what I've let me see which one did I really really this me better be good this me yeah you're hyping us up okay well no there's many good ones this was the one rags you can't pack out this means this is the one that finally broke the cameras of memes this was after a long line of funny ones this is the one that finally just made it out rags in the mean oh go figure I'm a funny guy no problem cubby supposed to funny one yeah post the funny one you can tell from our silence that we're really we're awestruck no listen first song such as laughing such as laughing all that's laughing we're laughing at your right no that's part of the that's that's that's how's the joke that's still a victory however this was as I said before I know it's like a leftist me but this is like I mean at the end of a long series so why did you show us the funniest ones because you said only show one and I and so I said that is not a reason what you just said is not a reason yes so you said show me one and I was like I'll just show you the one look the answer the answer is the one diamond the answer you didn't show us a good meme because there's one in a million guys there's one in a million know the first meme this meme isn't even accurate this meme is not paid attention to the law of this meme is not accurate all right well even rags knows now he's like oh man no it was funny it was funny because it made me laugh I laugh because it was funny here what about this one that was better that was good that's good see this was one of the ones that got me primed and ready to laugh at the though any any more though any more than memes or many there are many funny memes go to e fat memes and just scroll and no it's because I could to keep our faces on screen I can't I can't go over there I have to transfer them over and if you do it makes it much easier for me we can't question can we wait till the end of short whatever you want but if you just have in these falls while we're trying to discuss this important video so do you want there so you not to be unfunny memes do you want memes to be unfunny so I don't go for no that's clearly not what I want that's a very weird extrapolation of what I want to quit shit you're a strange man will touch on it to and then we'll have new details and new laws and new explanations this is throw the baby out with the box what because fuck it there you go exactly sorry coming why do you just say the right script you should just give up and say it never made any sense anyway fuck just grab the camera to have the app is here these people just want to destroy writing they can't be bothered this is lame I have to go and look at all this other stuff before I can make my thing it's like you don't have to you can go and make your own thing go away just make your own thing go and they're like no but I want Star Wars money and you're like oh you want stuff okay well yeah yeah heard more complaints to but for the sake of brevity most are along the same maybe this is controversial coming from us maybe instead of for the sake of brevity put more than the minimal amount of effort into a video and have it be long is such a net like he rushed the shit out of it he was like fuck it I don't know this video you know and yeah that's the thing could you not have re-recorded anything in seven minute videos like come on dude he's got to get the helmet out do the like the the gestures and stuff a lot of work now take the helmet off it's always on at the Mandalorian I guess he noticed the spot in a shirt because he took it off a change the shirt it's weird you think it is strange why not to use the same shirt and if you didn't like the stain then go back and not have the right we filmed the first couple minutes yeah yeah now get up rush look one of the many advantages of using and have by the way he had just a bit lines right and I've heard counter arguments that that talk about like a ship's wake right like a boat's weight but a hyperspace wake weaponizing a powerful wake like if you're in your kayak and explanation then the hold oh asshole but why why did he just established doesn't need an explanation like fuck it and then he's like also there is an explanation like what what do you what like who cares if there's an explanation if that's your fucking value system why are you going why are you strawmaning this to be a thing that like exist and is a thing me and my kayak about all time but then you just breeze over the hold a maneuver like it was nothing what is a boat's wake sorry I need to check the waves behind it's the way it's when it moves through the water right okay explanation don't matter so he's saying is he is he suggesting that that in space is what caused what happened no I guess saying almost that almost like hypothetically people will argue about a ship's wake like a hyperspace wake like a boat wake and he's going to these pictures of him in a fucking stupid kayak with his feet up like an asshole and instead I'm glad he's wearing that helmet because that tree's going to close line this idiot right so but he's like oh no the hold over don't even worry about I'm not even I'm not even going to answer that question instead I have to talk about people who say things like space wake is he is he suggesting that a space wake is enough to satisfy him in terms of an explanation that's what it's no he's the explanation doesn't solve the problem though destroying the can well I was going to say the whole fucking problem is what happened to the other movies fight scenes that doesn't make sense it's the problem you have to address like why is he addressing that problem it's like okay I'm manning he can't address the yeah totally I'm manning it's totally makes sense because both the water and shit oh this whole in a big boat blew by you going too fast and too close you might spill your beer or take a dip in the drink but this is all just details again I've never been a hyper details oriented Star Wars viewer because when that kind of stuff is focused on instead of like the emotional impact of a narrative what can we have both yes these things are not mutually exclusive like how we have both the writers and details do not get in the way of the way of the way and if they do you fucked up always pretend this details are just things that are in the ether floating around some place and don't affect stuff like there's things that happen to keep making this false dichotomy you focus on the details or you focus on the emotion you can't have both like oh yeah to things look pretty or they make sense no one of the other both and so you have this retarded hyperspace kamikaze that he's like what do you want a lower book that it's explained for the foist here for now what you're like no it's not what I want it bogs things down for me that's supplemental stuff that that is supplemental stuff you know it amuses me as well because I'm good you don't need that you know when when Holder was like how can we have all of this and we can't you know destroy them remember that scene and his subordinate is like so they're small in us therefore they can move faster do you remember how fucking stupid that was yeah all right so what if I said to the Greedo I fucking hated that scene it's all that details focus shit was like all this makes sense because this this this like get on with it I want the emotional payoff I don't want all this detail stuff I don't want the characters talking about oh this ship goes slower than this ship because that's stupid dude that is utterly just I hate TLJ it's a details focus Star Wars movie I way prefer the prequels where there's nothing but emotion and cut to clip of an again and go and I hate you the hold on maneuver is a the big problem it ruins your emotion because it means that in all there's other space fights there's no tension there's no motion attention because you're like why isn't one ship just blow everyone up yeah someone drew the actual the peeing takes all the steaks someone drew the peeing on the needle let me try the hug and I'll try and get that on the screen so oh you go far at that meme yeah but this was actually funny unlike the ones that you link what a good meme Mahler shared I wish right I did share hello ladies I like the expression on the dude he's just like yep this is my day today good meme high five is all right calm down I don't have to explain my guffawing to you so go for go for you don't need it you don't you do you do need it you need to be able to understand the fucks happening to actually be most emotionally invested in the first place right but apparently everybody is just like what it doesn't make sense they're like well I was still invested so it's fine it's like oh all right then as long as I like it I'm okay the heartbeat of Star Wars is not in the tiny inconsequential detail he just cuts to the sequel trailer she's blood everywhere Hello Greedo is desperately pushing on the corpse like come back come back please Disney is standing there with like knives and bloody tools of like there's a hatch it in it I don't have a shot we focused on the heart how did this happen I focused on I went straight for the heart with his bullet so the heart of Star Wars is blowing things up and making it look pretty is that the implication here I mean what else is the if you only think about what it made you feel that feeling is the heart beat of Star Wars but if you ask 10 different people what is the heart beat of Star Wars you'll probably get about 10 different answers yeah that's why Ryan Johnson did what he did his heart beat of Star Wars movie that fucked with shit seems like the heart of it is that there's something great like the heart of it seems to be based around the force it's one of these it's these ambiguous floaty poorly defined things it's one of those words you could just throw out right doesn't really mean anything you just hope that people come up in their own heads with their own version of what you're saying and they don't ask any questions because once they do you're fucked well if he thinks the movie shouldn't have to do work to explain anything as long as it looks pretty why should he have to do work to explain anything he hasn't done any work to explain anything that's right or crap it's it could have been 30 seconds which is I don't really bothered when Canada's fucked okay the end bye I see you next week subscribe to my Patreon okay yeah and laws and rules that do not impact a narrative that you how do you determine whether or not they do or do not impact a narrative so definitively I'm curious by what it makes you feel obviously that is that is not how it works it is in inside of Greedo world that's it's you you know that there there was a you know a Snoopy that there was that one old Snoopy movie where oh there's one of them Woodstock had all right I understand what generation I'm talking to in the peanuts cartoon the one with Charlie Brown Snoopy is the dog in a cartoon from like 1920 yeah sure though Charles Schultz who drew that so the there's there's one of the old movies there's huh like same year one exact same day or yeah I'm like 98 yeah yeah I'm just curious I see why you had a co-op sorry anyway in the people with hours I did like kick as well right so I'm not a side kick I have to keep this dude on track wait who wait what are we I got I got I got as rags of if no I'm the I'm the ever I love this me I'm Oh my God your name isn't even on the show no he isn't even on the I"] we're he's f and I'm I'm definitely the family Anyway, what I was saying is, sorry, I was laughing at a hilarious meme. That meme is funny, and when I originally did read it, I did guffaw, so the meme has failed. Damn it. Because it was funny. Damn it. It's a strange world we live in, I know, bear with us. I was saying something about, there was one where Woodstock gets a birdhouse and Snoopy looks inside the birdhouse, and on the outside it's just a normal birdhouse, but on the inside it's like this super cool 70's pad, and it's really spacious and luxurious and everything, and I'm thinking like, that's probably what his helmet is. It wasn't supposed to be funny, that's the thing, I just have to explain a bunch of it. Yeah. I was like, maybe that's what it's like. There's just really just more of a passing comment, really. That's like his world, Greedo world in there, where the heartbeats and things Greedo doesn't. At least Greedo is consistent here. He doesn't like detail in movies, and his analysis lacks any level of detail. All right, I'll give you that. You're supposed to care about the heart of his video, OK? It's like, I'm here to stand for the social justice Star Wars. I mean, I don't even gotten that. I don't know if that is a thing that he. I think it's just a shit writer. Anything goes. Yeah. His standards are practically non-existent. He has no system. It's just whatever I mean, feels or reels. Yeah, I don't know about that. You might find skimming through a Millennium Falcon schematic book. Those details are fun. Don't get me wrong, they're fun, but they're supplemental. And well, if they're fun, how are they not appealing to your heart? Yeah, I mean, it's fun. The whole Mover was fun. So how come my fun isn't as valuable as your asshole? You're the wrong type of fun. I guess I'm having fun. This kind of fun, three, seven, six, eight, five. This is the correct fun, seven, seven, seven, eight, three. Add ambiguous arbitrary fun. Good. And God damn it, they have changed so often over the years. If something like the Holdo Maneuver in all of its visual awesomeness and God speed rebels breaks the, quote, unquote, laws of the universe, then, hey, let's break some more. No, no, stop. No, oh my goodness gracious. No, it's like, it's like you spill or you spill a bit of you like drink on the floor and he's like, Hey, just spill the whole thing. I'll just get your shit on it. Why not? I'm damn it, dude. Like this is your brain on subjectivity, I guess. You just go nuts. You're like, fuck everything. Jesus, it's like someone who goes into a tattoo parlor and they're like, man, I have got the name of my ex on my on my arm here, but we had a falling out. I hate him now. I want to get rid of it. I want to fix this. And they're like, you know what? No, let's just add everyone else's name to your arms. Oh, let's just put everyone else. I don't want to do that. It doesn't matter if you want to do that or not. It's happening. This is what we're doing. All your exes. Huh. It's just, um, just fascinating that I think at one point he may have cared when things are broken, but TLJ fucked his brain because he was like, I love that movie so much and it doesn't make any sense. You know what? Things don't have to make sense anymore. Let's fuck sense. It's bad. We always say like, this is so fun because all the research shows that people typically don't come to conclusions logically. You have some immediate emotional reaction to something. And then after the fact, you try to reconstruct logic to make it work. So this is like the pure example of that. You have to teach people almost to like against their internal nature. Right. To be logical, to have systems of discerning why things happen. The reason for things. Why did he love this movie so much? So I can't figure it out. Like that's insanity to me. Star Wars fanboy. Did he like the last one? I think he was kind of met on it. Yeah. But I think for the most part, he was he didn't focus on any negatives. It was just one of the like what he did with the whole no minute. It's like, oh, right. Just don't think about anything. That's Jedi. That's his that's his movie. I like the idea of Disney paddock corner with a different shirt for part of this video. Now he's back here with his old shirt. I'm going to go ahead and assume he did the first and third parts. And then he was like, fuck, I need to amend this video with the second part and put it in the middle. And then he was like, fuck, I need to amend more of it. And he's going to put subtitles and shit all over it. He's like, I don't want Moller and Rax to yell at me. I need to add it. Yeah, I didn't really line up with the heart. We'll see. The channel. We've said this before, but like people are like, wow, Moller talked about a movie for like 20 hours. Brevity is a soul of wit, buddy. And I'm like, I ironically would apply brevity as a soul of wit to this video. He took seven minutes to say something that could have taken like 10 seconds. Yeah, right. He so he really say that about the streams. Like all these streams are too long. The brevity is a soul of wit. They literally say, like, you talk about one thing for 11 hours, how and it's like, how do you that's not. That's like literally the appeal for streams for most people because they're like, oh, I want to have something super long and I can just listen to what I'm doing. Yeah, I like them long. Right. Not like those short ones. Yeah, a long man proves a movie. Yeah, I agree. And then that could be, you know, like a TV show, but with no. All right, that's yeah. You know, after a Star Wars movie comes out, I tend to do what a lot of you guys do. I go down a rabbit hole of reviews on YouTube and reading some critic and audience scores on Rotten Tomatoes and oftentimes the reviewers who harp on cannon or an abundance of details rarely, if ever, talk about the emotional impact of it. Why would he know? First off, first off, it's bullshit. There's loads of Star Wars obsessed channels that said the TLJ had like the biggest emotional payoffs ever. That's just lies. That all the time. Well, this is what I mean. If he was referring specifically to EFAP or something, I'd be like, yeah, OK, we didn't like it. But what's that prove? Meanie old concrete hearted EFAP, those sour pluses, those bar humbug types on EFAP. Talk about how movies made him feel. Yeah, angry to say it's good because I felt away. There's there's I'm sure chat will know it better than I will. But there's loads of Star Wars obsessed channels on YouTube. And this was the thing. This was like the fucking the quake of TLJ onto YouTube. A lot of those channels were like, yeah, TLJ good because all stars is good. And a lot of fans were like, but this one wasn't good, guys. This one was not good. Like, so channels were getting tested and a lot of them committed. Remember, the prequels were 20 years ago, which means this is kind of a first for a lot of people. Yeah, a lot of people because most people really love TFA. And they were like, but TLJ is different. TLJ did things, did awful things. Rain like I want to get to this stream. Yeah, I can't find it. Oh, this street apparently it's out of the sub boxes now. It's gone. So even on your channel, when I go to it, it doesn't tell. Let me go to yours. Let me go to subscriptions. We start time on Star Wars and not about the plague. So YouTube was like, yeah, kick it out of the sub boxes. I'm specifically clicking on subscriptions. I'm going to your channel, going to videos, your page. As if I didn't know any better. Yeah. If I wasn't here, I would not know that you're currently streaming. Really weird. Explain this bullshit, you two. I've tried. I've went to the home because sometimes it pops up there like five times. And I can't find it. I can find your channel in my recommended. But I can't for me. Does the video show up in recommended? Yeah, I know it doesn't really. I cannot find this. Maybe your shadow band. It's you, right? I'm shadow band for myself. Oh, God, the ultimate technique. Do I do I exist? I have three. I go to it seems really inconsistent because people are saying it is showing up for them. But it also sometimes doesn't. And the last one certainly didn't. So it's just like the fuck. Yeah, no, YouTube is very inconsistent. I'm trying really hard. I've refreshed it on your channel and there it is. So it's just a matter of attrition to fucking find out if the people like I'm trying to find myself on YouTube. And I can't do it. Yeah, it's just one of those things. YouTube is only YouTube. The other reason the other reason why we just said is absolute bullshit. The Star Wars obssessed channels that love T.L.J. They will tell you in infinite detail why the payoffs mean so much. They'll be like, oh, my God, Han Solo's son with Leia has decided to, you know, not follow the footsteps of his master that led him to the dark side, but also to not follow the footsteps of Luke. He's straining to a new pathway, which is going to be like unironically right now. I'm saying that you'll get more detail from people like that than you will from random people who are like, yeah, it was cool. I liked it. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, even politics of it. We just have to break through to people and a lot of people are probably the problem is that people are totally down with the idea of just because it doesn't mean good and separate objective from subjective. They're totally fine with that. The problem is getting to the getting to that consistently, not just just because you really like a thing. That doesn't mean it gets special rules. Bad writings, bad writing and everything. It doesn't matter if you like it. It doesn't matter if you have an emotional connection to it. You have to be consistent with how did it make you feel? Yeah, but I'm awesome, Rags. So therefore, everything I like must also be awesome. How did it make you feel? Make me feel so good. Seen or a story. Is Joanne like an old princess? Is what Joanna? Is Joanna a Disney princess? Who's Joanna? The lizard from The Rescuers Down Under. What does it mean to qualify as a Disney princess these days? Is it literally to be owned by Disney? I don't think so. Is Darth Vader a Disney princess? Because I assume she's not royalty. But then, like, do you have to like, is that specific? Like you have to be royalty or more of like a just sort of like a princess in spirit or something. I thought only protagonists could be princesses, Disney princesses. So Nala isn't a Disney princess. Well, I mean, OK, not protagonist. Good guys, you know, you're guys. Wow. Wow, I'm sorry. Listen, I just assumed Nala's gender. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't know. Are there evil Disney princesses? I mean, I mean, a Disney princess doesn't have to be good, right? I mean, Maleficent, she's a. I don't know what is the latest on here? Was she a good man, ten bad, ten good, or was she a good man, ten bad? But if so, a prequel to Maleficent, where Maleficent's father or father and mother were alive and she was a princess, she would be a Disney princess, I guess. Yeah, but that never happened. It does. Yeah. I'm talking like hypothetically, right? She would be one. So you're saying we could turn anybody into a Disney princess? I mean, not necessarily. Darth Vader's parents were actually a queen and king, and he's also a girl. Leia, Leia is a Disney princess because she's royalty. Disney owns the property. Literally, Princess Leia. It's in her name. Princess Leia. Princess of what rags? Rubble, that's what. Is a Disney princess because she's a girl man. Well, he she is sort of royalty because her grandfather was an emperor. There you go. Oh, my God. She's got double double royal bloodline. Jha Jha is a Disney princess. I hope so. Well, Bosnass is a Disney prince or a Disney king. OK, rhythmically generated analysis, a detective board spread out in front of you with red yarn connecting various. I'm sorry, what the fuck is he talking about now? He's saying that criticizing the hold on maneuver is like being a conspiracy board guy. What? I didn't realize caring what happened made you insane. Why is this we were at? You can't get hung up on details like him. You can't get hung up on events. What's wrong with you? Canon or an abundance of details happened. Rarely, if ever, talk about the emotional impact of a scene or a story. It's like an algorithm. That's a different thing. Yeah, in my biology class, we didn't talk about thermonuclear diffusion reactors point. It just depends on what kind of creator you're dealing with. Like some people just don't fucking care to talk about some things. That's just how it works. That's me. It goes away. Generated analysis, a detective board spread out in front of you with red yarn connecting various detail. You know the only reason that it's called a detective board or that is a detective's board is because they're trying to find they're trying to make sense of things. That's the thing I was about to suggest. Like, does he realize that to make sense of his fucking video, we would need one of them? We'd be like, so he says this, but he also says this, but this is connected to this. This over here is something important. We don't know what yet. In the middle, you just write feelings and stuff. Yeah, that's the whole. Maybe the heart of Stulls in the sense of surely in question marks around what can it mean? To make sure things are in line and that kind of bums me out. And that's honestly why if I'm going to watch a Star Wars movie review on YouTube, I prefer to watch him from, you know, regular movie reviewers, not just Star Wars movie reviewers or Star Wars YouTube. Yeah, because I might get information. Wait, so that means he watches me, right? That means you watch me, right, Greedo? Because I review more than just Star Wars. I got reviews of Game of Thrones, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Infinity War. You watch mine, right? It means like mainstream, like. Chris Stuckman, you watch me, right? Chris Stuckman is a great source of insight for movies. Don't let anyone tell you anything different. Tubers or people who talk about Star Wars constantly on YouTube because, you know, it can be topical at times. I prefer to watch Star Wars movie reviews from like Chris Stuckman or Jeremy. I mean, yeah, so Jeremy Johns is pretty good and he's become pretty redpilled on the Star Wars question. When it comes to Chris Stuckman, he's worthless. His reviews are nothing. His his own movies are shit. Ouch. Wait, is Chris Stuckman the Star Wars made for children? He's the gelatinous blob that is movie reviewing. He's the person who just watches a film that says like this film was directed by John Smith and John John made Google the Ice from 2015. And that was a very good film. And this film, I really like the cinematography. It was very well executed. And I'd say that you should if you enjoyed the one that came before, you'd probably enjoy this one. And I will say I've noticed a lot of discussion surrounding the sort of implications of the social commentary on this film. And I'm not, you know, personally, I'm not. It doesn't it didn't affect my enjoyment. All right. Thank you. This gets an A plus and get stuck. When I used to do it, it's to listen to him. Because I didn't say anything. I mean, they really are. If you ever, if you are a young, aspiring YouTuber, movie critic and you say, man, what I wonder if I could be Chris Stuckman? Yes. Yes, you can. I don't even know. I don't even know who you are. I don't even I don't know anything about you. You can be Chris Stuckman. Yeah, Chris. Yeah. It just makes sense to me. It's like, of course, you watch Chris Stuckman. Hello, Greedo. Of course, you fucking do. Johns, you know, agree or disagree. I find their opinions to be a much more pure look. What does that mean? Pure. What does that mean? You're even pure. What is that? What? That sounds like code for not I was going to say, that sounds like a fucking dog whistle at this point. Like, you're even pure. He's like a naive child, doing everything for the first time. You. Oh, just don't get stuck on the details. Yeah, just don't think. You know, I assume product. I prefer Chris Stuckman because he's he's pure. I'm putting that in good help. I guess he means like because they're not hampered down by the details of Star Wars, is that where he's getting at? Because they just blindly like it, I guess so. Yeah. He only likes movie reviews that have the same opinion of the movie as him, right? Basically, I wanted the movie review has a different opinion than mine. That's bad. I wanted to tell all of us that we're dirty. Tainted. I will have you know that I take very, very good care of my doggie self. All right, fine specimen. Make sure to pee all over yourself. Keep yourself sterile. Oh, yeah, that's how you do it. I just lay on my back and just fucking I do that. I do the what's that challenge pissing from that from from the Bob that car. What's it fucking called? Someone someone in chat will know what you're talking about. Bill Hell's car. Bill Hell's the car thing. If you get it, I don't watch porn. So I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no. This ain't porn. This is Bill Hell's cars. Home of challenge pissing. If you can land your back and piss six feet up in the air and not get wet, you get no down payment. Whoa. How can I hold the challenge pissing fucking deal? Chat back me up. I thought you were referencing Joey Salazar first. I don't know anything about Joey Salazar's. He peed into his own mouth. Did he? Yeah, that's weird, really weird. I mean, I've been he ran like a campaign pledge. He ran for politics. He ran for politics. He signed up for politics and he did it. Normally, do the pee in your mouth challenge after you're done with politics? Yeah, did it backwards there? Or at least I'm already elected, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. How about Joe Biden accidentally peeing into his own mouth? During the two he walks, he walks out of the bathroom and his pants and undies are around his ankles. And he's like, what? And he's like, I don't get what he's trying to talk and he keeps getting in the way. Pony soldier keeps getting in my mouth. No, God, close your mouth. What? What? Just just in general, Biden, just close your mouth. We can't get political guys. No, stop it. Joe Biden is crazy, though. I thought I'm our next president. President Biden. Yeah, how dare you? Yeah, you make fun of our next president. That's Mr. President to you for four years. Someone in chat said Bob drinks his own pee to stay pure. Staying dribbled it on his shirt. Big Bill Hells. I can't wait to tell Friggy that Hello, Greedo thinks that Chris is a pure reviewer. He's going to be like, what the fuck does that mean? I'm not going to be able to explain it to you. You just have to generate some details yourself. Up against some laws or things that some fans might think the films or the movies or the stories or the visuals or whatever need to adhere to. Again, I think it's more pure. And what laws are we talking about? It's that sounds like more pure. What just happened? He had a Biden moment. Give him a blow up or remove the purity to constantly break its own rules. Like purity is strict adherence to yourself, if anything else. Or like being as you as you can be. Um, so yeah, all right. I don't want to say it anymore. Yeah, just like such a strange content creator. Our worst movie that's ever come out. You can see the left hand of his left side of his face is kind of drooping a bit. Stroke has done new stuff that people. He's doing it again. The whole like new stuff has come before guys to chill. Visuals or whatever need to adhere to. Again, I think it's more pure. And what laws are we talking about? Every time you think he's about to make like an actually interesting statement, that's really worthy of discussion, not just as meming. He just stops himself or he has a seizure. I'm like, damn it. You know, this note is going to be weird when I read this and like just under a year's time where I'm like, you have to say, what laws are you blur? Is that going to be on Gdellb number four? Yeah, and I'm not going to remember why I did that. I'll be like, OK, well, what you're going to do is you have to type it out in a way that you'll know that is. So that a year from now, you're like, oh, that's what it was. So go ahead and just type out war. Just put parentheses seizure. Yeah, seizure noises like it's for the hearing impaired. OK. Every Star Wars movie that's ever come out has done new stuff that people bitched about that kind of trampled on the previous movies, right? That's funny how this one had more complaints than, like, ever. But I'm sure that's a coincidence. Well, what came out with the Empire Strikes Back? That original trilogy, that shit didn't happen. What is that? What the hell is he talking about? He said every movie I'm trying to think of what happened with Empire Strikes Back. That was the first. Well, that's what I mean. So the question is, what happened to the Empire Strikes Back that made people go, oh, my God, you've ruined a new hope or it came before it or changed you or ruin, yes, ruin something that came before or the last Jedi. It seemed like they stuck stuck with canon. Your turn, Jedi. Yeah. Yeah, return. My mistake. Dare you. How do I dare you? The original trilogy stuck to canon. They did, like, what the fuck? Yeah, I got nothing like I was trying to think. What's the thing, man? I was like, I'm double checking what he said, and it fails. Whatever you dig up, it'll be a microcosm compared to the things you dig up for basically everything else. Right. Well, I'm sure people complained about, like, oh, their Ewoks are destroying stormtroopers, right? Right. You know, as a child, I thought that was odd. Yeah, you know, do you remember this specific shot where Han Solo is, like, preparing to shoot stormtroopers? And then you realize, like, oh, and there's this awkward, like, the teddy bears are slowly tapping their wooden sticks against the stormtroopers. And the stormtroopers are like, oh, my God. Oh, no. And it's just like, oh, all right. Oh, my God. Covered in armor. Or, like, don't they, like, they take two logs and they, like, smash an ATSD and it, like, squashes it? Someone said, in the novel, in A New Hope, Uncle Owen and Ben Kenobi were brothers. Empire ruined that. That's a novel. Wait, didn't A New Hope ruin that? Didn't the metaphor? Because he didn't mention that in A New Hope at all. He didn't seem to care that much. I feel like in the movie, yeah, it's cross-media stuff. I don't. Is that a chlorine thing in Phantom Menace break canning? Because I'm not sure that it actually breaks can. I'm not sure either. Like, it makes the movie terrible. Depends who you talk to. A lot of people feel it destroys it. A lot of people feel it doesn't damage anything. Because it depends. I feel it. So if we look at it in the sense of metachlorians are just a result of the force that you have, then it doesn't ruin it. It's not that the metachlorians are the cause of the force. It's that, based on the force, you have the metachlorians to show it. There is still the problem of problems. Yeah, because I'm pretty sure this is Plinky that originally said. Yeah, that would be something. And the antibody, like if you have a lot of force, you build up a lot of metachlorians. Is that kind of the thesis? Could you theoretically have a lot of metachlorians and not be a force user at all, though? I'm not sure that's the thing. We don't know, because they never really... What's the actual line? Because I thought you said the line is the metachlorians are things in your blood that allow you to communicate with the force. But you could, but you can cut yourself off from the force. Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't know. It was dumb, but we all agree you're just stupid. Well, if Greedo is in this, but like guys, you're focusing on too many details. You got to think about the heart. But I'm having more fun with this. It's the heartbeat of Star Wars is trying to fix all the problems. That is the new heartbeat of the new heartbeat of Star Wars is bitching about it on the Internet. It is now the heartbeat. Yes, I know. It's sad. It's sad, but it's true. The terrible news is on the millionth breath. That's actually a great move. This is really good. Everyone's like, what did she say? So true. Oh, all right. Let's get this is the way it's showing. It's always been the thing. Restricting creative freedom for new fun and inventive ideas because of some wishy-washy Lucy Goosey Star Wars laws. Sounds like the most soul-killing knife in the heart of a franchise thing. Then don't have the rule breaks. Then go make your own shit. Fuck off. Go make your own fucking story. I hate the idea. You have like a dude who pulls his heart and soul for a million years over this fucking story and you die and you someone picks it up and they just like, fuck it, whatever. Like just Lord of the Rings episode four, the death of the king. And you're like, what are you doing? And it's like, it opens with Aragorn, a broken cowardly failure. You're like, no, what are you doing? Well, did you play the Lord of the Shadow games? Shadow of Mordor, Shadow of War? I did. Shadow Legends? Yes. Have you played Raid, Shadow Legends for code Mahler? Get your free. No, the Lord of the Rings games. I played the third eight. And I played two towers and Return of the King on the Game Boy advance. Oh, you didn't play the Shadows of Mordor games? No. Cause I was going to say that would be, I think the gameplay is great, but that would be an example where they should have done like an alternate timeline or something. Because it's like, why would you have, why would you try to set up a hero that you know is just going to fail? Like there's no stakes in the story. If you know, oh, it's obviously not going to win because you need to have the movies later. Hmm. I mean, it depends on what he's trying to do. Yeah. You know, he's literally trying to stop Sauron. And you're like, oh, well, he's obviously not because we know what happens in the movies. Well, that brings into question the idea of like, let's say there were no movies and you found out at the end of the game that he does not stop him. Does replaying it then have no value because you know how it ends? Well, not a game so much because a lot of the game isn't the story. It's the gameplay, right? Couldn't I make that argument then for your first question? Well, no, I'm saying, because I said, because I started by saying the gameplay is great, but unfortunately the story part, so I'm separating them. Well, again. Are you saying because there's so much that sucks? Is that what you're saying? What if someone was to say like, little during sucks on rewatches because you know that they're going to destroy the ring? Yeah, it's a different experience. It's a totally different experience. That's true, but yeah, exactly. But there's a different experience between your first viewing of a movie, right, in yourself. Well, sure, but I think I'd be curious if let's say like the story of this game is John Smith trying to kill Sauron. I'd be like, well, clearly he's not going to be successful. So I'm curious how all this goes out. Well, I don't know. Because I guess like with Lord of the Rings, it's not like for me personally, you don't really, I don't really want to watch a story that you get invested in and you know, like they're just going to fail at the end. How it ends, really? You know that they're going to fail at the end, specifically. Well, isn't that Rogue One? And you know they're going to fail. Rogue One kind of does that, right? It's like the class. Well, no, they sacrifice themselves to get the plants. Well, so my point is that it's the reverse. You know they're going to win. Right. Well, yeah, but I wasn't a huge fan of Rogue One. Okay, but you got what I'm saying, right? Like just because you know maybe a detail like that doesn't necessarily make the story less engaging. I think it's a combination of knowing and the fact that knowing that's going to fail. Like what about Valkyrie or like the movie of a failed assassination attempt on Hitler? I haven't seen Valkyrie, so I don't know. Well, then a hypothetical movie about a failed assassin. Yeah. Hmm, I don't know. I mean, I feel like the details might be, might make for a good story, you know? Oh, a lot of people are saying Better Call Saul, would that count? Cause you know how that's going to end, obviously. Yeah, but in Better Call Saul, you're, I mean, I only saw the first season, but I'm assuming you're watching it to watch like the evolution of Saul's character, right? Well, but yeah, but like the, it wouldn't all of those sort of arguments work in favor of being like just cause you know at the end you can have all these other things. It would work. Okay, so I guess it would work if in the shadows, in the shadow games, if, Well, the Titanic. The guy's name. Titanic, yeah. If the main character was like a compelling character and you liked him and you wanted to see his character, but his character's very flat and boring, so. Right, but that would be the problem, wouldn't you say, instead of knowing the ending. So I guess it's a combination of things, I guess. Well, like what about Titanic? What do you think about that? Well, I always thought Titanic was overrated. Okay, but you agree that a theoretical Titanic could be a great film, even though you know it's gonna end a certain way, right? Sure, but it's about, I guess it's a, yeah, cause it's about, you know, it's about a tragedy. The whole thing is it's structured as a tragedy, right? Just like a failed assassination attempt on him. Or a failure to kill Sauron would be a tragedy. Yeah, but the game isn't structured thematically like a tragedy. So it's more so a failure of execution, not a failure of knowing the ending. Yeah, I guess you're right. It's not, it's not essentially knowing the ending. Romeo and Juliet, you know from like the first line that things are gonna end badly. No, especially in, I think in most Shakespeare plays, like the guy would come out in the beginning and literally tell you how it's gonna end. Someone mentioned Troy, that's a good example. I know how that ends, the hosion-tross. Someone said, why is Sitch so wrong about everything? Wow. I don't remember that movie, but Halo Reach is a good example. I think you're Halo reaching, Greg. More people, if someone in the chat wants to defend the shadow of Mordor games as having a good plot, I think they're... Someone said 300. We will mistake in there. Yeah, 300. Same private ride, the Nazis lose. Oh man. Yeah. That's a sad ending, but you know. Well, come with them all. Oh, by the way, we were watching a video. I don't know if you guys remember. Oh. Even like Chernobyl, the first scene in Chernobyl is like a setup. True, yeah, because we... I don't know if you guys know about Chernobyl, it was this whole thing, but like if you watch the show, then you're like, oh boy. By the way. Yeah. And as chat said, please avoid spoilers for World War II, thanks. But yeah, if anyone here hasn't seen Chernobyl 2, it's a fucking masterpiece. Someone said, stop comparing the Lord of the Rings to real life events. I was like, but it's real life in that universe. Wait, what do they mean? Oh, well, but the logic stands, doesn't it? Like a Titanic story is interesting, not because it's not, its interest isn't destroyed by the fact that we know it crashes similarly. A lot of people knew. I mean, I feel like I'm probably one of these people. I may have been tricked at some point into maybe thinking it wasn't gonna happen, but as far as I'm concerned, most people know the ring is gonna get booped in the Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Well, okay, so here's a question. I'm trying to think, are there other video games that you go into it playing know that you're gonna fail at the end? It's like narratively failing? Yeah, like, you know at the end of it, your goal is gonna just be failure. Halo Reach. Couldn't there be an argument for your failure is like, you do achieve something in Halo Reach by the end of it, right? You achieve something, yes, but it's definitely not what you- Yeah, you wouldn't classically call the end to your tail in that story as a complete success, like, well. It's definitely a well-at-least dot, dot, dot ending. Right. Someone said dirty dozen. Force Unleashed, that's true. In Force Unleashed, the two endings were either you become Super Evil or you die, I think. Right, right. Super Evil it is. Yeah, exactly. Something in Minecraft, that's pretty true. Darkest Dungeon? I don't know, I didn't actually get to the end of Dark Stone. Raid Shadow Legends. You can't win Raid Shadow Legends, you could only spend more money. There's only middle with Raid Shadow Legends, it's the perfect game. It's the only middle. Oh. The Mist? No. Mist? You don't know how it's gonna end when it begins. Yes. Yeah, you don't. The first time I remember. I don't think so. I love the first mist. Maybe. Yeah, Mist is really good. Do you like the ending of the mist? No, no, no, the game. Not the movie. Right, you're talking about the game with the books. Every battle. Yeah, the movie. Real ending. Let's see. Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes. The Italian job? I haven't seen it. Someone said, saving Private Ryan, you know that Tim Hanks survives. Okay, first of all. I love Tim Hanks. He's one of my favorite actors ever. Go, Tim. Tim always pulls through. He's actually accurate. This is like another actor called Tim Hanks in that film. He's in fact like, hello. He survives. Oh, wow. I'm Rifleman 31. Tim Hanks. The Roman Republic. Tim Hanks has Corona. I loved him in tool time. I'm telling you, there is some gold in them bare hills in the chat. It was such an inconspicuous comment, but it was so good. I loved him in tool time. Oh, oh. All right. Engine. Artistic freedom. While those R2-D2 jetpack legs would have been really convenient. In the original trilogy. Is that true? The R2-D2. What is jetpack legs have actually, when would he have used them in the original trilogy? To escape from the jaw? No, cause he got ambushed. Chat, help us out. Cause I feel like there probably is an example, but I'm blanking right now. I'm trying to think of, the question is when could R2-D2 have feasibly used the jetpack boosts that he has in the prequels in the OT? And you have to cite a time where it's confirmed that we know he should have used them. Or some logically, you'd be like, oh, he should have used them here. To kill Darth Vader. Does Darth Vader ever interact with C-3PO? He does, right? Someone said he falls in the swamp in Dagobah. That's probably fair. Yeah, but you could say, well, you can't use the jets Swamp water. Get some bullshit, right? What, could you say that about, why doesn't Darth Vader recognize? People are saying the badge, does he need it on the badge? He fires Luke's lightsaber to him, doesn't he? Yeah, he does. What else would he need to do? Does he need it on the badge? Well, in the originals, like R2-D2 wasn't doing like combat stuff, right? He falls off Jabba's badge. But again, he's with C-3PO at that point. Him flying, I guess you could say he could soften his landing if he had used his boosters. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think those are two examples that are sort of like, hmm, hmm, hmm. It's kind of minor compared to the whole. Well, this is the thing. Let's say, for example, he did use them. He lands softly next to C-3PO. I'm like, all right, he still gets collected and nothing really changes. In the swamp, he gets out of the swamp. And you're like, all right. Nothing changes. Yeah, he was out of there anyway, thanks to getting, he gets like blown out by the local swamp-a-dial or whatever it is. The pods. Yeah, because what I'm, obviously, what we're looking for is instances where, say, for example, it's like, R2, get to me right now across this, you know, chasm, I need you. And it goes beep, boop. It's like, you can't? Because you don't have boosters? Damn it! Yeah, exactly. Right. And yeah, like someone said to fly away from the Jawas. He did get jumped by the Jawas, right? He wasn't, he didn't have a chance to fly away. At least from memory. Yeah, yeah, he got jumped. They came up from behind the rock and hit him with the ion thingy, and he was like, And he was like, you can't, I can't believe you've done this and fell over. Yeah, I can't believe you've done this. Imagine writing an autobiography and not caring about... Not caring about what? Can. Didn't matter what happened in the past of his life. What he was, how bad you feel. Well, that was like the Facebook movie, right? Like all that was just made up. The Facebook movie? Yeah, all two rad out of space fuel. They don't fly now. No, it was real. It all happened. So yeah, that was, that was Hello Greedo. What do you guys think? Is that the first time you've viewed a Hello Greedo video? Pretty stupid. Aw. It is for me the first time. Yes. I don't know, I don't like his... I remember when I lost my Greedo virginity. Those were simpler times. I just think he speaks for the fans, okay? He speaks for the fans. You guys are just these weird like... He's like the Lorax of Star Wars fans. I'm Greedo and I speak for the fans. I've seen pretty sure there's people in his comments section who say stuff like that. Let's have a look. Well, it's like Rags. Welcome to the scene. I mean, you can just accept that you like something and it's not good. It's yeah, it's fine. You could do that, it's okay. Yeah, it doesn't break canon. Things that aren't good. George was constantly just doing whatever he wanted. There's a dozen continuity hours between the prequels and the original trilogy, but it doesn't matter. It's like, what? No, it totally does. That's bad. Right. That's also bad. This weird narrative that we just like, ah, no, you guys don't complain about anything in the prequels. You're like, okay. That's the thing. They act like everyone's saying the prequels are some masterpiece. The thing is that we just sort of been talking mostly about the sequels because they've been kind of important. Yeah, they kind of knew. They're a big thing. Not to mention that the OT isn't perfect. Sure. You don't even need to go to the prequels to be like, so what, the prequels are perfect. We can play it about all of them. It's just that the sequels, once you're done complaining about them for about 10 hours, you're like, right, that's the intro scene done. Let's move on to the next thing. I was like, Jesus. It was a movie making and storytelling has evolved, so you'd think that they were even better because we know I'll have all this knowledge at our disposal and the internet like communication is off the chart. Do we have all this knowledge at our disposal where they just advocate for like forgetting history? Yeah, well, I guess that's against their mission, but I don't know, you'd think that they were better. You would hope that they would be better. Look at this big brain comment. What makes this even funnier is that one of the underlying themes in The Last Jedi was how adherence to dogma and tradition for no good reason led to the fall of the Jedi. I get the feeling this was lost on a lot of the critics who only cared that Luke wasn't super noble, super powerful Jedi. And I fucking nailed it. That's definitely our issues. And that strawman is one of my favorites where it's like, you wanted to see a bad cigarette and slapping every single thing to pieces. Like, yep, that's, that's me. I just want him to not be a fucking asshole. Can he just not be an ass? Yeah. I just want an explanation as to why he wants to kill children in their same part. Not just children, his nephew. Yeah, his best friend's son. Yeah. Rags, he had a fat, a bad dream, a fat dream. He's been hitting the stock room in that Jedi temple. Bad video, hella grito. Lazy, needs work. Yeah, I was going to say, we're two for two in terms of bad. Can the third rescue us from this nightmare? Well, at least for as bad. I mean, like, movie Bob's video was bad because what he's saying is like psychotic, right? At least he's giving you some weird explanation. At least it makes sense. Yeah, but this is like, he just doesn't even tell you. He's just like, well, it's just, I just felt like this was a cool scene. So I want you to shut up about it for seven minutes. I liked it. So shut up. All right, I guess we is this happening? Are we saying the movie Bob currently winning this EFAP? I'll say it. Yeah, maybe Bob currently better right now. So maybe better is not the right word. Bigger, like more bodies. Like, I don't know. I feel like movie Bob would be the more likely to be a serial killer than this guy. That's true. I mean, yes, it's like wanting to like movies for no good reason based on that over, like, I think we should they knows half the planet because they have different politics in me. What's the criteria for which video is better? It's a good question. How it made you feel? Fuck it. So the third of our triple threat is Mr. Tonald himself. The fans adore Tonald. He is down with thrust is the channel. He often talks about video games. He's got a video out recently that I have not checked out called the Paradox of Death in video games. Oh, my God. Are you ready to have your mind blown by whatever he's going to say? I'm right, deep shit. Are we going to Sloan a little bit to die in a video game? It's often a very unceremonious affair. Unless you're playing a permadeath game, at best, you'll be responding immediately and trying again. At worst, you'll be forced to load your last saver checkpoint. And some games don't even have a game over screen anymore. So did you ever really die? Or did you just lose progress? That's some fucking deep shit right there. Did you ever really die? Did you just lose progress? How stakes in video games? Have you ever thought about death that way? You really just lose progress. Like, I lose the ability to make progress like it. How do I know that, like, the color red that I see is the color red that you see? You fucking don't, man, because colors aren't real. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're just a shared mutual phenomenon between my friends. Is death real if we just respawn? Oh, my goodness. Think about it. Is that what babies are? So you're just respawning of new players? Is a baby just a weird orphan? Let us delve further. Theoretically, it makes no sense. We can only imagine our own reasons for why our hero comes back to life for two more tries. So two more tries. What are you talking about? When it comes to games, there is an instant and I talked about this. I had two years ago when I made the Battlefield 1 video when that first started coming out, where when you're in a game, you know that in the medicine, of course, you know that you are playing a video game. That's why we can accept things like reincarnation without any issues. But lore breaks, like if everyone in Battlefield 1 was a woman running around in the battlefield, that would break our immersion, even though we accept without any real reincarnation. Yeah, that would be like, you could accept dying in a game and coming back to life. You can't accept a woman. Correct. Yes, that is correct. And yeah, well, it's just funny that he's like, so in Mario, when you get three tries and then you're out, you try and rationalize it. Theoretically, it's like, no, you don't. Yeah, no one, no one tries to rationalize it in-universe. They are, they just, you know, that's the same that for games. You go on, yeah. There are some. Maybe, maybe Hello Green was on this video. Isn't the criteria that you're entertained more than anything, though? Not that it's like real. The issue with games is that there's the intrinsic component to a video game is that it it is an interactive medium, or a piece of media. So you have to account for these breaks because the player, you know, has to do these stuff, this stuff alive. The women versus the death thing, though. Like the reason why you come back from death is because it's more entertaining. The reason why you wouldn't want women like all in the video game breaking the illusion of it is because it's more entertaining. You're pushing towards more entertainment always. That's a, that's a part of it. If you never responded video games, video games would. Yeah, I mean, that's the interesting part, right? Because some video games do actually do it. And some video games account for it narratively. Like the first thing comes to my mind is Bioshock, where it's like you spawn in the Vita Chamber. And you're like, oh, okay. Yeah, they get around it. They're like trying to, they're like, it's more entertaining to do it this way where there's a reason. I actually think it's, I think it's better to, in a lot of senses, it's better to just accept it's a video game and move on because people won't even think to think about it. I'm totally, I'm okay with it if they can fix it up to make sense. The Vita Chamber one's actually really terrible. Because you- If there's a workaround though, I think it could be better though. Because how come the enemies don't use Vita Chamber? Is how come Andrew Ryan doesn't use them? Do you not know? It's just really weird stuff. I thought only Andrew Ryan could use them. It's only Andrew Ryan and then you have his DNA and it hits disabled for him when you kill him. But why is it disabled for him? I'd have to look and replay the game to find out, but there is a reason. I think he turned it off or something because he said he wanted to fucking, someone in chat will know the answer to this, but you do find out that the splices can't just use Vita Chambers. They're specifically for like the, I guess, high end or just Andrew Ryan. I thought it was just him. They do account for this in the game. All right. And maybe I'll think about how bad the mechanic is and because when you respawn, like enemies stay where they were when you- Well, so I was gonna say like the reason I hate it is because you can fucking cheap the game really easily without shit. Like I usually, I don't know about you guys, but I liked to play Bioshock seriously without Vita Chambers on. Right. Yeah, otherwise you just kamikaze and you just beat your head against the big daddy till it's dead. You lose all the emotion of the fight. This is the same reason why in cut scenes someone could die in one bullet when in the actual game they hit points and stuff like that. But it's one of those things where it's not a problem because people don't make it a problem if that makes any sense. People don't even think to have it be an issue. It's one of those things you laugh at, but because it's a video game. It has to, like if a video game plays by, if a game played by the same rules as a movie, you have some serious issues. Right. Yeah, different entertainment factors. Yeah, it's just a product of a greed homeland. Tim Hanks. Tim Hanks. Oh, Tim Hanks. Tim Hanks. That's really impressive Photoshop work. Yeah, you don't notice it at first. You're like, oh shit, that's cool. Anyway, carry on, Donald. It is certainly never contextualized through the narrative, nor can it ever be. After all, a hero can not make it to the end of a game when he's already dead. Thus, death and failure seem to be conflicts of interest. Sorry, did you hear that? Sorry, did he say that it's never contextualized? I don't know. A lot of games about what place where it is, obviously. Well, he showed an example of limbo. Is it limbo, the whole thing that you're already dead? Oh, there you go. More context. He's like, I haven't seen it. Wait, what about hardcore Henry? Hardcore Henry? Oh, that means great. Someone said, I must have hated it. I don't know why I would, but I don't want spoilers, so. I liked Hardcore Henry. You should watch it. It's amazing. People tell me we could see it. We've been told to watch it many times. We'll get around to it eventually. I mean, it's no cinematic mastery. It's just like it's fun. It's a fun movie. Yeah. I like it. Fuck you. But let's be honest, who really cares? I mean, he's right to a degree. Yeah, to a degree, he's right. It's not even something that we think to think of a problem. It's just a video game thing that we're doing in a video game. There are people that care about everything. Oh, yeah. There's someone out there. Probably that really kills the immersion for him. Yeah. I mean, if it does, it does. Enjoy Scrabble. Yeah. The main goal of the game is to provide entertainment and getting hung up on the semantics of its fictional coherences, its true purpose, its ludonarrative, blah, blah, blah. It's kind of overthinking it. So that's not to say we can't take the subject material more seriously and make death more than a simple game over restart loop. Oh, yeah. See, if you're going to make death like a really important and meaningful mechanic, you probably should account for like what you're trying to say it means, I guess. I agree with him. And yeah, he's referencing Bioshock now, so he must be, yeah, here we go. Bioshock explains player death by using Vita Chambers, which have a deep history within Rapture and are eventually tied to the ongoing narrative. The ludon forces players to swap characters upon death, ultimately having somewhat of a butterfly effect to chew on by the game's end. Prince of Persia proclaims, no, that's not what happened on the game over screen, as if we can rewind time to re- This pause is still beautiful, one of the way you don't say it's weird, I love it. Pause at time, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right. Retro fit the player back into a story in which that character does not die. Hellblade, Senua's sacrifice, warns the player that progress will be lost if you continue to die. Demon's Souls, Shadow of Mordor, Bloodborne, they have you play as a character cursed with immortality, destined to exist in limbo forever, which definitely justifies coming back to life. These are but a few of the games that attempt to connect the dots of death to fiction. Though most games simply ignore the finality of death, as trying to justify, explain or entertain the why is not necessary. Instead many rely on the shock factor to garner an emotional response in its place, hoping to convey the gravity of death with graphic illustration. Iconic games like Resident Evil and Tomb Raider host grotesque and violent death pieces, often with uncomfortably close up camera work zoomed in on detail, a far cry from falling into a black pit. Mostly effective are moments in games like Inside, Limbo, and Hearts of Darkness in which the player suffers appalling deaths. I don't know what to say. It's to the point where I'm like, yeah. Is this bad? I'm not sure what the... He's the most... Yeah, this is mostly fine. That's the thing. You never know with tonal. I mean, actually... He's really evolved. I was gonna say, as of recently, he did actually have an arc of his videos used to be hilarious, because none of it made any sense. You'd always have clips that were really out of order. You'd use sentence structure that was insane, and he used to be just this beautiful meme magnet, but now he's improved, and I just don't know what to do anymore. Does he make the argument that this is all desensitizing us towards death? I don't know. I guess we'll have to see. This could end up being us promoting his video, because if it ends up being good, I don't know. So far, it's, yeah, fine. Being Eden alive, meek ground, pulverized, or snapped in two, there's nothing like a gruesome death animation to keep players on their toes. Usually, the more unsettling the death and the closer we can get to it, it feels more visceral, potentially masking the feeling that this is only a game. Even though there's no explanation for why we get to come back to life, these moments elevate the classic, you're dead moment into more than a passing reminder of a game's difficulty. Speaking of which, difficulty is often linked directly to failure states in every game. Difficulty is often linked to failure states. Isn't that like it's intrinsically linked to more often you'll fail, right? Yeah. When would it? When would it not be linked? I guess is my question. Um, never. I mean, if a game didn't even have a fail state, but then that would be like a game over screen. Whereas if you just had a gap that you had to get a pixel perfect jump on or else you fell down and had to walk back up the stairs to do the jump over and over, there's not a fail state. True. Other than the frustration. Yeah, I was going to say if someone, if someone was to expand fail state into, I don't know, repercussions for failing a challenge, like an inconvenience or clearly not accomplishing what you set out to do, then yeah, I'd say that as things become more difficult, the likelihood of failure increases. That's almost like kind of, it's almost like that's how we describe difficulty is based on the likelihood of failure, perhaps, right? Punishes players differently in some games, there is no punishment. This is often the case in platformers where pits, spikes, terrain and misplaced jumps can result in a sudden death, but since you respond immediately and near the spot of your previous demise, there's little pain in the mistake, nor much wasted time, which is a crucial elements to player retention. Well, that's, well, that's, that's a matter of it's the same thing. They just, it's, it's about time, right? It's progression. Yeah. I mean, it would, it's the exact same thing conceptually if you die and have to wait 10 minutes to respond and try again and you die and then literally a second later, you get teleported back five seconds and you can try over and over and over conceptually. The same thing. Yeah, both failure states, but different degrees. Yeah. Lineate failure states allow games to increase overall difficulty, knowing that if the player dies, they can just retry. Okay, so he's, he's, I think I understand. He's separating failure state and difficulty like we kind of kind of how we thought he would be where like the challenge that doesn't lead to death is difficult, the difficulty, but the failure state is. Well, you know, so the, the intensity of the failure state is one thing. And I think he's talking about, he's almost seems to be talking about checkpoints rather than failure state specifically. I mean, if you define a fail state as a scenario that the player wants to avoid happening, then that is sufficient to where most people will understand exactly what you mean, yet broad enough to where it encompasses a vast amount of things. If I'm, if I'm defeated in Guild Wars two, then I just have to walk back to what I was doing or I do something else. It's clearly something you want to avoid. There's no advantage to it. It's frustrating in the sense of you don't get the stuff you wanted to do or it's a hassle. It's a fail state in the sense of it's a, it's a scenario you want to avoid, but it's also like dying in another game where you have to go back to a checkpoint or you have to redo a section entirely. It's so bad. Yeah, that's why it's the worst to die in Dark Souls than it is to die in Mario. Yeah. Well, I think that he, well, that's actually technically, because Dark Souls can have major repercussions for a death. You lose all the souls you had while Mario might not have any. Yeah, they're both fail states, but they're, you know, it fits under the definition scenario you want to avoid. He seems to be kind of like using fail state to simply mean reset point. Kind of, however, by that definition, finishing the game is a fail. That's what I mean. I think that his definitions flawed to a degree because he's he's separated out difficulty and fail state. Fail state means where you're sent back to in the game. And he's saying that the less further, the less farther you get sent back, the more difficult your game can be because the less annoyed the player will be as a result of getting sent back. Which really doesn't apply to a broad enough amount of games because there's so many other ways that we can do like different degrees of fail states and difficulties. And to address and check, we might get someone saying, no, it's not finishing the game isn't a failure. But if we're going off the definition that it resets your progress or brings you back to a checkpoint, essentially, then finishing the game is a fail state because it will take you back to a new game. The game then begins. I suppose that depends on what game. It does depend on the game. Yeah, that's why that's why we're actually like, I agree with what he's saying in principle, like I get what he's meaning. This is why Tonald's video is actually pretty good, which is why we're actually having fucking super into into the cutal conversations about this and not and not just yeah, we're not because he's an idiot like Hella Greta with Hella Greta. We talk in spite of him, essentially, like we're just but total. We're like figuring out his process and trying to figure out where there may be a few pitfalls, which is much better than episode one of eFap when we first covered him. Progress is made towards an end. The end is the goal. I make my goals and if anything in games, you make your goals. I don't think that if again, if we're using the definition of a fail state as a resetting progress, then I think that for some games would progress especially if you can't go back to like certain levels or checkpoints, you have to start getting what I was trying to highlight was that so far he's only ever been talking about resets specifically. But of course, if we were to cancel out rags is completing the game. One, we can just say resets that involve death. But then that only counts as every game that you don't die at the end of it. Yeah, or if games are like New Game Plus or even not even New Game Plus, but like that just continues. Like Grand Theft Auto, for instance. What about something just stifles progression? Stifles? It depends on which way. Makes you slower or weaker. You can't progress in the game. Like every time you died, your character moved like 1% slower. Well, no, no, no. I mean, like in the platformers where even if you instantly respond, you're not progressing past that point in the game. Are you losing stuff and having to re-communicate? Well, it reverts the progress that you had made and you have to start over and all that progress doesn't matter, at least in the game sense. You have memories of it. But like in the actual game, you haven't made that progress. You have to do it over again. Right, that's the penalty. Yeah, because the penalty for most games isn't actually a loss of anything except for time. Yeah. As far as I'm going to tentatively say for most games, that's the only penalty. It's just a time loss. It's not like in-game stuff that's being lost. You probably rationalize most of any loss as a time loss, couldn't you? Sort of. Like if you lose an item that took a while to get, you know, like a time loss. Well, even expending ammunition is loss of time because it took time to acquire that ammunition. It's just whether it's an appreciable amount or not. Then again, if it takes an instant for you to refill all of your ammunition, then whether you shoot one bullet or 50 bullets, then there's literally no time difference between that because you refill everything instantly. So again, this depends on the individual mechanics of every game. It does. Let's see where he goes with this, I guess. But I like this, the discussion of what is failure in video games. And I feel like that especially will be quite subjective because it is about goals that we set for ourselves. Like there are people out there who, if they go 20 and 5 in Call of Duty, they consider that a failure because they think they should be doing way better than them. Right. So it's very... Yeah, or someone who's getting better and better at a song in Guitar Hero and they get all the way up to 50% finally and they consider that a huge deal because they've never been able to get past 30% or something. But they still fail according to the game, I mean. But they're overall just feeling great because they're like, fuck yeah, I'm actually learning this shit. Some people are saying failure is not learning from your mistakes. They're like, yeah, sure. If that's what you consider failure to be, then that's the thing with games in fail states is they can be all kinds of things depending on who plays them. Some people are literally just, they can be terrible at games, but if they have a good time, then man, that's a total W. That's what I mean. Up to this point in the video, he seems to, whenever he says fail states, he's specifically talking about when you get reset on as you're progressing. Yeah, like the game is clearly telling you that you failed the in-game objective that the developers have kind of set for you to do. And we just expand, it just blossomed into this conversation. It did. Almost instantaneously. In other games, failure states are much more affecting, such as games that have deaths that are continuous in nature. Continuous failure states don't revert progress to a past moment in time, one in which the player had a set amount of items or currency. They reset them, sometimes back to square one. I would change the wording of that because he used reset in two different ways to mean two different things. Yeah, to reset your location slash progress, but also reset your items. Yeah, this resets you without your items and currency and this other thing resets you. Well, I'll tell you a different word, but I get what you're saying. Example, it doesn't just take your souls, it takes all of the resources and items you had expended prior to perishing. Unlike other games, you'll never get them back, as when you die, it's not your last save that you're placed back at, it's the character's post-mortem. Other titles lean on the morality of death rather than the punishment of it, either by forcing decisions on the player that can result in the deaths of others or by exploring sensitive material. Spec Ops to Line dives into this moral compass harshly, taunting the player with messages like, how many Americans have you killed today and do you feel like a hero yet when loading in? A game that provokes and challenges game actions and consequences while the player is not only knee-deep inside them, but actively playing against better notions. And they can certainly strike an emotional chord as the death count piles up behind you, yet it seems like you have no choice but to keep pressing on. I guess now he's actually expanding like, how you could experience failure, right? Yeah, like I'm just sort of listening to him talk now. Definitely an evolution of Tonald here. This is not the same guy that we covered two years ago, or nearly two years ago, you're in a half ago. Oh yeah, this is, like you go back on EFAP to some of the earlier Tonald stuff, and he was just a meme machine, like we loved him, he was our god, but it was just, like, this seems like a different person. Very actions take a toll on you. Do you feel something sentient? Regret, something sickly? Remorse, perhaps? It seems like the process of death and Spec Ops's Align is more than meets the eye. Mass Effect, Life is Strange, The Walking Dead, Beyond Two Souls, Heavy Rain, Among Amiriad of Others, they all charge the player with the uncomfortable action of taking life, watching others perish or saving someone if they... You guys remember that one good thing Telltale did that one time? Hey, Sam and Max, okay. Do you say Myriad? He said Myriad, yeah. That's why I thought it was an unusual pronunciation. Or maybe just watching the aftermath of what death looks like and feels like. Collapsed family, a lover full of regrets, an unjustifiable fatality connected to the player. It's an exercise in treating games as a canvas for players to wrestle with their own internal beliefs and swallow the grim, uncomfortable realities of what's in front of them and sometimes what they have to do. However, most games do not need such heavy-handed treatment. Death, for the majority, had only hit a few important buttons. These include, mainly, to push the game forward, to define a failure state and, most importantly, to make the game playable. After all, would you like a video game if it ended when you died the first time? A game so hard that you had to beat it without dying a single time. Some would, most probably wouldn't. Failure states are often analogous to the very identity of video games and some say without them there is no video game. If you can't fail and there's no mechanical challenge outside of pushing the analog stick forward, why not just watch the game instead? That's a fair number of times. I think I spoke about that a few days ago with Pringie and Al, actually. Yeah. It comes back to Tullbiske had a video about what is it that makes a game and, obviously, DResta came up as one of the bigger examples of, like, you're really pushing it. Like, is this still a video game? I don't know. Yeah. Like, is the tiniest little, is pressing a single button what it takes to be a game? Because if that's true, the DVD menu is a video game. Oh, my God. I mean, like, it fits the definition perfectly if that's what we're... It's the same. Netflix, the ultimate game. Kind of, yeah. An hour of deciding what you're going to want. I feel like there's people out there who probably spent many hours on the menu in Netflix. I know, yeah. I know, I have. Unfortunately. The way I play is to get to the movie as quick as possible. The way most people play is like, how many movies can I look at before I'm forced to decide? Yeah, exactly. Arguing with yourself over what to watch. Philosophy. And then in the find a movie on Netflix game. Fisa foley. I'm sorry. There's a super chest. The total's gotten better. Greedo's gotten worse. The movie Bob is exactly the same. Perfectly balanced as all things should be. Yeah, there you go. That's exactly right. Yep. Hard to argue with that notion. That if you can't die, you're inside an experience, maybe just not a game. Obviously the goal of video games is to use failure states to propel the player onwards towards a sense of mastery and finality, while treading the fine line of not pissing the player off too much, as honestly, everyone wants to win. Without a sense of achievements, be it to become a better player or to finish the title, many just wouldn't have a reason to care. Especially when the sensation of failure is not present to encourage persistence. I don't get some of these clips. He's getting better. Yeah, he's not. He's getting better with these clips. But some of these clips are just like totally random and mean nothing. And then he's like, Escape from Tarkov instantly shows Escape from Tarkov. So... A Bioshock Infinite one was, he was just walking through some area. Yeah, just a little hallway. And I don't know what it has to do with the subject matter though. Right. This is the thing. I would assume he's going to be showing challenge or death. He's not really doing that. Yeah. He used to be terrible at it. It was just like random clips from any, like we're talking menus, settings, cut scenes, random gameplay of just walking forward. It would be wonderful. Anything. Just whatever footage is whatever footage. And now he's actually showing stuff he's referring to in a lot of these clips. And we're like, that is such incredible progress. See kids, follow your dreams. Yeah. Yeah. Bendo went to this concept in the multiplayer realm by having its failure state be extremely punishing. And a genre replete with shooters that bring you back to life instantly. Tarkov embraces the chilling notion that death should be very painful. Not only do you lose your time and your progress, but players also lose everything they have. Save for a small safety container should they die. There's a feeling of being stretched thin in Tarkov. Constantly injecting fear and mental stimulation into every moment of every raid. For those new to the game, it can often cause you to freeze at the sound of gunfire. I fucking shat myself. He's right. Games like Daisy and Tarkov, you will just hear a footstep. And it might even be your own and you'll just shit a brick. What's the thing in doxels if you've stacked up a lot of souls, you've died and you're trying to get back to them, that can be some of the most tense moments in the game because you lose those souls, it represents a lot of time that's just now flushed down the toilet. And it makes it, you know, your adrenaline runs and you get really stressed. And if you succeed, feels great. If you don't, ooh. It's one of these. I mean, Daisy is kind of the whole the ultimate journey, not destination kind of game. I know a lot of people, it's my most played game on Steam, actually, because it has given me a high of suspense and tension that just no other game has ever given me. It can just do something for me that no other game can because of the stakes of dying. And this is one of those things we talk about all the time about like films and movies and stuff too. It applies there. If there's no rules, there's no stakes. And if there's no stakes, then how can I have investment in anything? Yeah, why would I care who wins? Because I don't even know what everybody can do. Fearful of the death, few games let feel so close, cold and thieving. Tarkov's emphasis on the immediate consequence of life and death creates a wonderfully chilling gameplay loop that heightens the senses of its players, some of which may hit the sweet spot known as the points of optimal anxiety and this equilibrium player reflexes it. Alright, let's look at this. Autumn depression, increased attention. Strong anxiety, complete meltdown. Alright. Sure. Yeah, if you have no investment, that's bad. If you are so anxious that you can't function, that's bad. And where this spot is for people is different, but that's kind of where you want to be. Yeah, man. Gee, hacking at its finest there. It's like, how did they come up with that? What, the graph? They're probably just talking about it in a few moments. Well, no, no, any video game you're definitely trying to optimize that thing. This is what I was saying in the beginning. Most games get it wrong. You're trying to optimize for entertainment value. That's exactly what you're trying to optimize for. Now, what entertains you, Mahler, is different than what entertains someone else. You were saying you like to play the harder difficulty modes. You really like a lot of stakes in there when you're playing. Other people don't necessarily want that. They're like, I don't like a 5-second respawn. I want to respawn immediately. Yeah. 5 seconds isn't that long. Jeez. It sucks, Mahler. I could be doing so many things. Like a quote from Gandhi or something. That I used to play this game. Like, if you play in certain modes, it had 5-second respawn. It used to drive me nuts. 5 seconds. God damn it. Yeah. When you think about games, though, most people on Earth, the vast majority of people on Earth don't play video games. And the vast majority of gamers don't play any individual game. So how successful games are successful is in a way sheer attrition of numbers. But in another way, how could we maximize that? Well, even then, it's not necessarily true because there are some niche games that are super successful that have really dedicated but small fanbase. So I guess if you make something, we all have our gray zone here. And it's all about us finding all the games that hit that gray zone for us. They put so much time and energy into developing these games now, though. It's impossible for me to think that they're not, at some level, optimizing for, like, the best spawn time. Like, is it 2.5 seconds? Is it 5 seconds? It's just a matter of when we design this game, will enough people buy it to where it's good enough? Because I think that games that try to maximize for that are often games that can end up really bad. Yeah, they end up being, like, a sludge that no one really cares about. Like, everybody could play it, but no one loves it. Yeah. What's with every phone game is it's, like, optimized to hack your brain to give you that little short-term goals that get you off. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about when they're like, hey, set up your village. Here's some free gold. Build a house. You build a house. You're making the village just happy. Would you like to build another house? Wait 5 seconds. Or pay! And you're like, hmmm. But if you want a door, you're going to have to pay some money. And at first, you're like, oh, it's only, like, a 5 minute wait. And then slowly that wait time starts. Oh, but 5 out. Well, that's the other thing. No, I'm paying, like, $14 for the fucking 5 seconds. No! We'll do it nice and small, because it'll be, like, 15 hour wait, but you can skip it for a dollar. They're like, oh, that's really cheap. It's only a dollar. 15 hours and a dollar? That's really good. You're like, dude. $300 later. Those games are evil. As in motor control, rise, increasing performance as a flood of chemicals from the brain rushes through the body. That's a hell of a benefit from leaning on a failure state. So can games benefit from taking failure states more seriously? This is where a definition would really help. Right, because does Mario not take it seriously by making it lenient? Yeah, because a lot of, most people who play that probably enjoy it. And it's very successful. It's very viable as a game. I want to know what do you mean by take it seriously? I think you should just drop the word serious and stick with lenient and harsh or something like that. Or even, like, should they change or what are bad examples? That would have been good for this video. What's a bad example? Yeah, what are examples of a game that does failure badly? Yeah, and you could even cite Bioshock and be like, if you keep respawning you can just die infinitely and why would you give a shit? Yeah, you could just throw bodies at people. Or it's like when you play an old emulator you can just save anywhere and load anywhere. It's kind of like... There are, I will, so if someone's just like, I don't know, OG Castlevania on the NES and they're like, as the term is use save scum, if they're going to be like the game was easy and they use that and be like, you didn't complete that game. You did some other game where you just get close to checkpoints. I don't know why he had the visual of not the boss that does that. He showed it earlier, the King of London I think it is, but... Tone old. He's trying, Maar! I haven't even played Demon's Souls and I'm pretty sure I'm right on that. Chat... Confirm. I mean, I would have just said it depends on the game. This is interesting. You got... You got Mola, what are you talking about? That is the boss that D-Levels you. It's the master, it's the dude. False King Alon? That's correct. False King Alon can D-Level you. Alright, so, yeah, you fight False King Alon and then you fight King Alon King Alon's little blob. Game has to be good enough to D-Level you though. Like if it's a shitty game and it D-Levels you you're like, I'm out of here, this is bullshit. Well, even if it's a good game it could be a bad part of a good game. Like, I feel like there's a reason that these enemies are extremely few and far between to to voice that D-Leveling on people. Yeah, because like, yeah, sure. You get the bonus of incredible tension. But how far do you push that tension until it becomes dreaded? Yeah, what if he D-Levels you to the point where you can't even beat them anymore? But should it be a boss that makes you legitimately not want to fight it? Because you're worried about character levels. Like how far do you cross the meta from in-game stuff to out-of-game stuff? It doesn't seem like a good marketing decision for the game. Yeah, like I doubt if they marketed the game as we have a boss and if it hits you it'll fucking take away your levels. You just won't want to play anymore. Yeah, I feel like that's something they probably spring on you after you've purchased the game and have already invested time into it. But they put a hack on the internet just in case. Well that sounds like something I do because I value my time. Yeah, totally. I feel like some games are difficult and I've always made a distinction between challenging and punishing but I do value my time and sometimes I feel like things can just be a waste of my time. In a frustrating sense. So like that would be one of those things. I think we've all had that moment if a game steals too much progress just too much so you go nah fuck you I'm playing something else. And sometimes it's not even about progress it's just about game sections that are a slog. The one that always comes to mind instantly for me is in Dragon Age Origins The Fade. No one liked The Fade. The Fade was shit. It was horrible. And one of the first mods I ever used for any game was a Skip the Fade mod because it was such a shitty segment of an otherwise masterpiece game. And when you play that game they know The Fade was some shit. We've already got The Fade Fade was shit. I need to play more game. You do? What game are you thinking about playing? What of all of the games are you going to play? I played Counter-Strike and I played Half-Life I played those but then I went through a long period of not really playing any games. I played this game Warhawk for a long time on the PS3 I played Portal with Sitch recently I've kind of not played Portal 2 for the first time a week ago I've played Portal 2 for the first time a week ago I never understand that It always seems alien to me because how have you not played Portal 1 and 2? They're fucking amazing I kept telling him he hasn't played a single player I'm like you understand the story in Portal 1 and 2 so good I don't want to please you. Yeah, but that's the thing. Some people just, there are games that I am fully ready to just say, these are great games. I just have no interest in them whatsoever. And you couldn't get me to play them with a fucking stick in a carrot. I don't know what's it done. I like for a stick in a stick. I don't know. Stick in a stick. There you go. Stick in a stick. But I'm trying to think what's a good example. I'm sure if I have these puzzle games, they're like, I don't know. They seem like they're made for girls. It's like what puzzle games portal to made for girls. Adam, how the fuck is well, you know, it's like a puzzle. It's like a puzzle to figure out. Well, to be fair, there was I don't remember. There's some website like years and years ago, I was playing where I was like all these like kind of like you could you could spend like a dollar to get like one of those point and click adventure puzzle games. And very slowly, I realized the protagonists in all these games were girls. And it's always about them saving their sister, their husband. Oh, all these games are marketed for women. I didn't even realize it. I do girls love puzzles and guys like shooting at each other because hunting instinct. OK, fuck that. I love puzzles. I love puzzles, too, but that is kind of how like the people who like there is a thriving like hidden objects genre that exists. It's huge on Facebook. Yeah. And people love it, but you just you would never hear about it. Yeah. And I think it's mostly women who play that. And it's just a lot of women prefer it more than men. What does it mean for games that are like a combo? Like Zelda would be the classic example, right? It's it's manly enough to be acceptable because you kill things. I refuse to accept the portal is a girl game. That's ridiculous. Adam, look, if you play portal, we won't make fun of your masculinity. OK, that's one of the acceptable ones, even though the main character is a woman. OK, she never speaks. Yeah, but she's fucking hot. Fuck her brains out. You know, you like doing right here. Yeah, you see the beginning right at the beginning, like the first time you control over in portal one. Yeah, right when you could look at yourself in the point, you know, you can look at yourself in the portal. Yeah. And that's obviously the first thing that everyone does. What do I look like? Oh, my brains out. You do. You see yourself through the portal. It's great. Yeah. Thanks for catching up. I want to watch you play it now and watch you do terrible at it and then call your critical thinking skills out. Yeah. Well, that's what that's what I was doing with Adam when we were playing Rags was talking about how moving the game is and how how emotional it is for him. I kept thinking of the when we were playing portal and the the jizz can like blowing in his face. I remember that point in portal. Yeah. I want to blow my jizz cannon on her face. Here's the thing you can. So here's the thing you can suck your own dick through a portal, but you can't fuck yourself through a portal. No, you can't fuck your own ass. This has always been something that I've seen in like pouring the people draw. Don't ask. And it always is bugged me because you can't do that because the front of your hips is your penis and the back is the hole that the penis is trying to get into. They as one moves forward, the other one will follow it. You can you can fuck your own mouth. You could suck your dick, but you can't fuck your own asshole. You've got it. You've got to move. And you see, you care too much about the details. You're not thinking about the heart of portal. The heart of portal is being able to fuck your own. As long as you can move the portals closer together, you can solve that problem. Yeah, the wall with the portal moves. Then there you go. You have to like a panel. There you go. You're not thinking with portals good enough. One in Trascald Wolfram and Hart. I like this. It is the puzzle. The puzzle game. The puzzle is how do you fuck yourself with portals? That's that's the secret ed that you get an achievement for it as well. So you're going to find out but you're chill, you don't have a penis. Is not the name of isn't that her name, Chell? Yeah, it's a play on words because if you flip it around, it becomes lay. What? Because whenever you say, Chell, I think about Chell from road to El Dorado and she was fucking smoking hot. I would, oh my God, the things that I would do that gorgeous. Oh, Jesus, don't even get me started. It's too late. I already I'm already there. I'm already in Chellville. You already have to right now. Oh my God, she was so fucking hot. People are like, you cartoons can be hot. I was like, you just chill from El Dorado. Fuck off. That's the anyway. I mean, we're almost done. So what games you play? So yeah, what games play that? Portal is the manliest game that I ever gamed. Yeah, 100 percent. It's a shame. Adam. Yeah. If anyone here needs to be shamed, it's definitely Adam. The jazz can was pretty. This is pretty entertaining. I thought that was pretty funny. But that's really the only thing I'm playing right now. Should I? I mean, what games would you suggest? What are some good docs? So yeah, tell us what games that you like. Tom's. So it's nice. First person shooters. Am I cutting out first person? Do you like hard core first person shooters? Or do you like very casual or easy to get it to first person shooters? Either difference or you meet. Do you like Counter Strike is tangibly harder than. So yeah. So I would say hardcore in the sense of like escape from Tarkov. You could die in a bullet. If you die, you lose everything and have to reset a bunch of stuff. And casual is in Call of Duty, where if you die, it's OK. You're back in five seconds and you're doing it all over again. I would like to say I would like to say that I'm in the hardcore, but I would be lying. So a lot of people, a lot of people say they like the concept and then execution. They hate it. So if I was to find like a middle ground where like hardcore enough. Yeah, I guess you'd have to find some mix of the two long spawn. Do you prefer like the cover based shooter or the doom? You know, run around, just blow shit up. Yeah, do you like your game? How tactical do you like games? Very tactical. I'll go 100% tactical side. Yeah, then you might like Call of Duty Modern Warfare. You might like that. It's got it's got a little bit of that single player in particular. Yeah, I think Call of Duty. Yeah, I've definitely played. Let's see when it comes to shooters. You might like. Uh, someone's saying insurgency. Yeah, insurgency might be up here. Up here. You probably like Bioshock. Check it out. Probably is great. And the second one's really good, too. Someone's saying Titanfall, too. Yeah, that's really, really quick. That's good. It's hard to recommend a battle royales are always weird to recommend because they're so weird. But I'm far cry three. Far cry three is pretty good. Honestly, just play far cry five. That's a good one. I really liked far cry five. It's got some storytisms, but gameplay wise, it was kind of a blast to just mindlessly shoot things and have fun with it. Yeah, that's my game right there. Mindlessly shooting things. I would I think I would recommend far cry five to you. Yeah. I really want to say I'm not a guy with Adam, but the multiplayer mod is not working properly. Oh, Wolfenstein New Order. That's when you might really, really like. I think that's a fantastic game. I would highly recommend that. I'll check it out. Some of the Far Cry 5 is off of endings. Yeah, the story's definitely got some some some super tupperitisms, but the gameplay wise, I think it's really good. Don't all Far Cry's have terrible lines? Probably. I'm full of it's definitely don't no one's like, yeah, I can't wait to get to the ending cut scene. They're like, I'm here at the ending cut scene, but man, I had fun along the way. That's good. Are these all storyline games? Or can I just play multiplayer? I mean, bio like are they single player? I mean, Bioshock is single player only. Bioshock, too, is multiplayer is probably done. Really? But the single player is fantastic. Obviously, Call of Duty's got a good single player, but, you know, only takes about six hours to get through. The multiplayer is where you most of the meat. Do you want single player or multiplayer? Other humans. Or do you like co-op? Or are you like co-op? Yeah, multiplayer. Oh, you might like killing floor, too. Resident Evil Five. Oh, yeah, you and you and Sitch play Resident Evil Five. That game's not good, but with a friend, it's all right. But like, you can have fun in co-op with that game. Yeah, everything. Good game, life. No, you can legitimately. Don't it really does feel like it's just a better game when you're with a friend. Yeah, alone. It's I would never play that game alone, but I'd play with a friend. Yeah, absolutely. We should do that, Mahler. We should play through Resident Evil Five. We should say that we're going to do that and then proceed to never do it. Why are you flaking on me? You know, I often commit. It just never seems to, you know, happen. That's not, you know, the nature of the word commitment implies that you do stick with it. And that is just not how humanity does it. And you're implying that you don't commit to it there, but you do. I am. I've committed. Let's do it. I'm ready. My body is ready. I want you to appreciate the eFab chat hitting Sitch. No, I wasn't going to, I'm ignoring that. It's not real. It doesn't exist. I deny it. All it says is different visions of the low rags on it. Oh, this is great. Oh, this is amazing. Fail, Sitch. I find myself more and more really liking games where there's a team component in it. Like I only, I only play the PVE in Guild Wars 2 and I really like killing floor two and vermin tide where you're with people. I get a lot of enjoyment out of those sorts of things. And when I'm playing competitively, I like never do 1v1s. I like the team aspect of, you know. It's amazing that people can team up that don't even really like have just met on the fly. But after playing for a while, you're like, yeah. All you need to know is that anyone wearing the color red needs to die. Yeah, exactly. Share information, share the information that you have. It's a real simple program. Rags, people want to know, are you slapping your doggo bowls on Sitch? Is that what's happening? What's going on there? He's like eating. So I don't even know where that came from. It looks like a sock with like something in it. Oh, that's his dick. I think it's a sock with batteries. Yeah. Oh, this is talking about the... Oh, my goodness gracious. Now that I've seen it. Oh, my God. My sack ain't that distended. I'm not 80. I'm pretty sure it's just a sock. I've got a super healthy, nice, taut sack. That's a sock. Oh, yeah, I guess it is. I mean, eFapChat wouldn't be flinging its bull sack at Sitch, would it? No, they're flinging rags. Is that... I don't think it's mine. Is it someone else's that I've acquired? You have one test of coal. It has the other test of coal. He's slapping it. One of them is clearly floating away when it's on that sign. That's what happens when you don't have any actual testicles in them. They just float upward. Yeah. Your testes wave them down. That's why you feel lighter after you come. People who know your testicles are naturally filled with helium. And so if you remove the testicles, the helium stays is what you're saying? Yeah, the sperm is what weighs it down. Mm-hmm. Bar of soap inside it? Yeah, it's probably this, yeah. One day he will agree that the prequels are infinitely better than the sequels. Beat me down with this now. They're not gonna happen. Never give up, never surrender. I think Adam should be in this drawing as well, helping us. Adam hasn't even... He's just placating you guys. He doesn't get a shit. First I have to actually do the sequels, so I feel like I should see them all the way through before I can weigh in. Well, next time we watch them all through, maybe you can watch them with us. And we can all enjoy it. It will probably be a lot more fun, because when I was watching them, I was just insanely angry at how stupid they were. Give up after a certain point. You're like, fuck this movie. Like, I've moved on to... I'm like an apathetic. You guys, I don't know. Well, I mean, I only watched Rise of Skywalker to make the video on it. I would never have watched it otherwise. I can't believe I said the other one was tied to that sign when that's the eFap chat meeting him. I'm sorry. So I looked at it really quickly, and I thought it was a little balloon. I thought it was a floating balloon tied to a sign. I clearly see that's obviously chat. I just took one look, and then I looked away, thinking that I had prostose all the way through. It's just a sign. You didn't even read the sign there. It shows how much he cares, guys. It shows how much he cares. Oh, I do understand that that is the chat beating him with socks full of heavy object. The second part of this is they turn and hit you. They're not a sign. It doesn't look like a sign, though. It looks like a sign, like a realty sign you'd put up in front of your house for a second. That says, hi rags, hello rags, greetings rags, salutations rags, and sexy something carrots. I don't know. Yeah, boy. Sexy three cams. Oh, it's a porn bot. Does that actually sit his bed? Did you catch him sleeping? It feels like we did, because he's got his shoes off there. This guy's a little poking out. Yeah, what's up with that? Gross foot fetish thing going on here. Stop it. I don't know what to make of this one. It's one of them VR fan arts, and you got, I am, I am death. Why did you do, it's like, you could eat droll's in VR, I think, and you got, why, why do they, something me, I am superior. Oh, why do they bully me? I'm superior. It's Bob. Yeah. This is way more advanced than like any of the other ones he's done. This is like a step up. The whole background going on. By the way, for people who were like, where's my memes? I've got a huge stockpile of memes. I'm going to do a meme EFAP soon enough. Yeah. Like I know I told Gogur earlier to just put his in the meme channel. We'll get to it. Do not you worry. Got like a thousand memes. Rags, sing it with me. I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes. I saw the sign. Oh. All right, let's finish to all the videos. Only 30 seconds left. Let's do it. I opened up my eyes. I saw the sign. Because it's always been a part of our games. It is nice though, when some games try to do a little something extra with it every once in a while. Thank you for watching, friends. Have a fantastic day. Still the best of tonight's video. Adam, you're uninvited to the prequel watch party. Ha! This is the video that's the most praise and I actually think it's the weakest because it just seems like fluff. He didn't really say anything. How the fuck do you call this week of the Hello Gritos video? Well, at least he's trying to say something. This is like, you don't think he was trying to say something total? No, I agree with Adam. He needs to commit to a point. Okay. Now Adam is getting strapped down to the table too. This is... All right. There's room. There's room on the table. Well, first of all, I'm not going to say that this was the worst video. I don't defend that. But I will... I think the video was fine. When you strap me down, don't strap me down in the same way. I don't like that he didn't really make a point. He was just kind of explaining a concept. He did make a point. He did make a point. Well, he was a point. That death is paradoxical in video games. When it comes to a release of the narrative and that we accept it. Because of the kind of thing that we don't have. You don't have to rate it to the narrative. You don't have to do anything. You can keep it the way it is, but it's neat when games do try and do something with it. Who's the paradox? I guess... I don't know. Does that need to be said? Do you like paradox? Paradox. What? Does it need to be said that father or that kind of thing? Like, what's a paradox there? I don't know. I'm assuming it's the very literal interpretation that you can't simultaneously have died and be alive in games. That's the... Especially ones with very strong and serious narratives. That dying, it creates a paradox in the plot of the game, for example. The solve. Yeah, I don't know. I will say this. I enjoyed talking about something that was like a video game stuff. Yeah, I was going to say that. I enjoyed talking about video game stuff. I have more knowledge of games. You liked that part, yes. It inspired the conversation, but it was still a crappy video. Fuck you. Wait, let's clarify. What out of 10 would you give it? Zero. What? Okay, what's your non-mean answer? It's just... It didn't really say anything. I didn't learn anything. I just... I don't know. It didn't say anything. Yeah. Very apathetic about this video. And so it gets a zero. At least we go... Wow. At least Movie Bob was like saying, I've got to fucking kill half the world. Oh, my gosh. The way that you judge YouTube videos scares me. I don't know. I don't know. So yeah, I think we should talk about games more. I would like it if we talked about games more. I don't want to say like expertise, but I play games way more than I watch movies. So it's good to be able to talk about games. I don't really get the chance to talk about games a lot of the times. I mean, tonal is our main game cover. It's true. It is kind of. So... You just have to think about what terrible video game takes and just cover them. Well, we were supposed to... Everyone directed us to a terrible Doom take, apparently. But I've got to play Doom. That's my big problem. I don't play games as much as I watch movies and TV. That's why Me and Rags, we make an equilibrium. Oh, you're like the weirdo. No. That's racist. Like the old man still watching TV instead of playing games? What's wrong with you? Just saying that because I'm long. That's it. I like it when my story's around. I don't like it when you pick up the controller and press the buttons. No, it's... It offends me. Games do take a lot more time. My choices just tell me the story, dammit. Someone actually... This is interesting. Someone in a chat I'm in. Someone I know, Ray. Son of a creature. He posted a thread about why someone is explaining why Lilo and Stitch is actually a bad movie. That's fake news. I'm going to post this here. I haven't read into this yet. So, this is a hot take. 2.5 thousand replies. 1.7k likes. So, I'm interested to see... There's three little things here to read. Okay. Do you want to take a look at it? In what order is this supposed to be read exactly? Which one comes first? So, top right is first one. Top left. What? No. Okay, listen. Left to right. Yes. And with images, it's the same way. We read from left to right up to down. Yeah, but they drive on the wrong side of the street over there, don't you know? So, it's a little confused. Wait, who drives right? Right to left or left to right. You drive on the wrong side of the road. Yeah, but that doesn't mean we read on the wrong side of the road. I'm going to assume you had a brain-tism. Apparently, this squiggly, squiggly dig at squiggly dig is from April the 5th. Someone posted a critique of Lilo and Stitch. Someone asked, could you mind sharing a quick summary of why you don't think Lilo and Stitch is a good movie? They didn't get to see the stream, and I'm quite curious, as I haven't met a person who didn't think Lilo and Stitch was a fantastic movie. So, they say, this is a bit of a fucking, you know, we fucking changing gears in this bitch. We really are, yeah. So, they say, sure thing, I'll try to be brief. So, let's take a look at Lilo and Stitch's setup. Stitch is this. I'm going to take a look at Adam and Stitch's. Let's take a look at Adam and Stitch's. It's actually a great premise. A kid who thinks the world is set against her. An older sister who's at her wit's end trying to care for the kid completely on her own. This scenario happens a lot in real life, where the kid feels as though nothing is in her favor and life itself is unfair. Her ideals aren't matching up with reality. The kid and her sister, Lilo and Nani, have a really bad fight, and Lilo shuts herself in her room in a tantrum. Later, Nani finds Lilo wishing for an angel to come and save her from this horrible situation she's in. Now, here's where the movie starts to do what it shouldn't do. Let's take a look at Lilo. Lilo isn't just the bullied weird kid. She's a brat. Her first instinct, when somebody says something she doesn't like, is to get violent. And it may seem funny on the screen, but this sort of behavior is not funny in real life. Oh my, this is dumb. This is already stupid. And if you think it is, there is a real problem here. Lilo is horrendously ungrateful for everything Nani sacrifices for her and gets bitter and spiteful when she's called on it. So much so that the child throws a tantrum. Poor Nani is still trying to pick up the slack. Still trying to fix things in Lilo's destructive wake. And Lilo honestly doesn't care. Lilo is of the mindset that it's Nani's job to clean up after her messes and takes that entirely for granted. And the message of the movie? Family means nobody gets left behind, underscores this. It even says that it is the family's job to fix its member's messes. Without holding that family member responsible or accountable. The natural result of that message is a wonderfully horrific movie called The Godfather. I highly recommend it if you haven't ever watched it. It is not a fun movie that is very eye-opening. So when Lilo wishes for someone to arrive to fix all her problems again, somebody who'd reinforce the behavior that she likes, regardless of how bad those behaviors are for everyone around her, well, she gets what she asked for. She gets Stitch. Now, Stitch is a monster. Stitch is, and should be, the physical manifestations of Lilo's bitterness, self-indulgence, and tendency to lash out at anything that's set against her. Of course she'd like this little beast. And the movie portrays him as a little beast. Sort of. He should be even more of a monster than the movie claims. It is not Stitch's narrative role in this kind of story to be sympathetic. He needs to be the ultimate result of allowing your kid to become a little monster. Nani continues to indulge Lilo when she should be putting her foot down, and the result is that the household invites in the worst kind of monster there is, one that everyone in the house created together. Where the story should go from here is that Lilo and Stitch have a grand old time together, wreaking further havoc on Nani's life and the lives of everyone around them. Until finally, that havoc actually affects Lilo's life, and she cannot avoid the repercussions. Her indulgence in allowing this little monster to destroy everything has brought things to a very, very bad place. Wait, isn't that exactly what happens in the movie? This is the problem I kind of haven't seen this movie in so long that I'm like unable to be able to verify or deny this. I'm like, uh... Yeah. Because the threat is that Lilo is going to be taken away from her sister by the government, and then Stitch destroys the house. Yeah, because the child protect Mr. Bubbles. Cobra Bubbles is his name. His name is Cobra Bubbles. He shows up in Lilo... They are being reigned, right? Yeah. Yes, I think so. Not to be confused with Keith David. Because not all Black people... How dare you? How dare you? Huh? I was literally just saying, not all Black people sound the same. Yeah, sure. That's racist to say that because it implies that you thought that everyone else thought that. And he wants to accelerate your life. That's Keith David. Uh-huh. I don't... Name the thing wrong that I said. Name the thing that I said that was wrong. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's what I thought. Racist. But yeah, Lilo... That's a problem. I think... Doesn't Lilo learn from that? From seeing Nani like... That's the part where Lilo gets to believe. This is a problem I'd have to re-watch the film because I can't remember. And Lilo learns from Stitch being terrible. She's kind of like, oh, she's kind of understanding that this is how her sister views her. I have to see it again. But in theory, I get what this person... This person's not an idiot, right? I get what they're saying. No, I get what they're saying. I don't know if the film doesn't do this in its own way, or if they just sort of are running away with prone idea of it. Would you say they're an idiot if this is a harshly unfair characterization of what actually happens in the film? I can't remember. That's the thing. It's been ages. From what I remember, the movie does all the things he's complaining about, just not in the way he's suggesting. Lilo even made the evil chart for Stitch. That's true. So, I don't know if we want to continue or not. It's about halfway done. I just thought it was interesting. I didn't know if we had any votes. Someone just posted it. I knew I'd forget about it. So I figured I'd link it while we were here. Maybe I could just read the last bit. Maybe we could re-cover it once we watched the movie. That would be interesting. But I just read the last bit. At any rate, it's no wonder people like this movie. It's so incredibly indulgent and reinforces the notion that a person doesn't need to be responsible for himself because somebody else will fix every problem that they ever have, but a blissfully irresponsible message. Watch out for people who get offended at this sort of critique and who react highly negatively when somebody insults something they like. It often means they've attached too much of their identity to that thing and feel personally called out when somebody points out that it's a bad message. Well, how about that? Can you imagine a scenario where somebody might become emotional? I can. I can think of a one scenario that comes to mind. Yeah, I can imagine how there are people out there. How does it make you feel? It's like an attack on them. Is that who we're talking about? Sounds like a great idea. So we're talking about Hawaiian culture from Lilo and Stitch's time period was in reality very much opposite to the way Lilo and Stitch glamorized it. But you won't hear people talking about it. Yeah, because 12 people live on Hawaii and the rest of us just visit. From what I remember, this seems like the Pacific Islander, what was the islander, whatever they were from, Maui? I don't know. I haven't seen it. I hope that were Hawaiians originally from. I don't think so. I think it's, anyways, he didn't get the culture right. Wow. This movie would be accused of cultural appropriation today, I wonder. Probably. I don't know actually. Who's the actress that plays the. Yeah, it depends on the actors actually. It would honestly depend. Yeah, totally. I'm diving in here. 2002. Of course they were making all kinds of social justice mistakes. That was an eternity ago. Yeah, I think all the Star Wars people here who are just getting so defensive because we're talking about Star Wars. Man, it's been a wild ride. Well, I don't think it's indicative of their personal attack. When they call us twisted shells of men. I think they're completely rational when they say that. Okay. Or Nazis. Oh, well, fascist. That's, I mean, you have like a little gas mask. You're a fascist. I think it's fair to assume that I'm an and a Nazi. Davey. Is that how you pronounce that? Davey. Wait a minute. A white girl played Lilo. Oh, my God. Yeah. I know. Oh, my God. Ouch. Oh, my God. We have to find the copies of Lilo and Stitch in the world and burn them all. Wait, was she also the ring girl? Must be. Oh my God, she was. Looks like she was in. She played Lilo and the ring girl. Like, all right. Oh, there she was in Edgar McCob presents. Oh, girl in the ring. The girl that comes out of the TV is our. Mm hmm. Her scene was deleted and AI artificial intelligence. Oh, she was the English dub for a chihiro and spirited away. I haven't seen that, but I know a lot of people have. How do you feel about the ending of AI? So we're in the ice and everything with a. With the robots. An alien robot. Do you like alien robots? I remember when I saw it, I thought it was fucking. Stupid, but yeah, I got to see it again because I'm fairly certain that I. I'm almost certain that I thought it was really stupid. Most people did because they thought it was aliens and it's not aliens. It's like, he made them look. Why would he make them look like aliens? It's a design flaw, making them look so much like aliens. Also, all of the ice caps melting. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, New York. That's something that should have ended tragically. I think because it's like a tragic fairy tale. Yeah, it should have ended with. Spoilers for AI. 2001 going down into the water. And just. Instead it was this weird fucking thing. Yeah, but they were she has been a fair amount of stuff. Oh, she was in Stitch the movie. It was straight to video released in 2003. She did Lilo's voice. So they're they didn't do the bullshit they pulled with the genie. And. A lad in two. Well, it wasn't because like Robin Williams was fucking annoyed with them because. Yeah, like one stipulation of not being used in the marketing and then they did it anyway. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I said. Lindsay Ellis. Used in the marketing like they couldn't advertise it was him. I think it was that he wanted he was okay with being in the film but not being used to like sell things. Do you want a bunch of genie toys or something? Yeah, like he didn't want to be. I think so. Yeah, I wouldn't want to say too much because I can't remember it specifically. Because he came back for Aladdin 3 Prince of Thieves, which is legitimately enjoyable. And I liked it. I really liked Aladdin 3. It was better than Aladdin 2. It was. Yeah. But was it better than Aladdin 2? He was forest gump and all kinds of stuff. Well, at least they got a Nani was an actual Hawaiian girl. Representation. Tina Carrera. I didn't realize that. Traditional Hawaiian name. The girl from Wayne's World, the hot girl. Wayne's World. Representation in Lilo and Stitch now. Come on in 2002. All right. So is this a I assume this is a typo because on their IMDB page that Adam like they have this is one of her credits. Is that Leroy and Stitch? Is that is that actually what it is? No, it is Leroy and Stitch. That's a real thing. It's 2006. It's a new circumstances forces Lilo and her alien friends to part ways while Gantu and Dr. Van Hamsterville create the Stitch clone Leroy in order to capture all of the experiments and take over the galaxy. Watch on Prime Video. Wow. Yeah. Why does a trailer have live action people on it? On the website. It does. On my screen it does. Maybe it's just fucked up. Oh, look at that. Holy shit. That's hilarious. Why would they have that Leroy and Stitch? That looks like a completely different movie. It reminds me of the knockoff films that Asylum do. Yeah. Leroy and Stitch. Or it's like the black exploitation version of Leroy and Stitch. I guess Leroy is like Stitch but not red. Too on the nose to make him brown, right? Yeah. Too on the nose to make him brown. They can't be doing it. It's fucked up. They cloned him. I mean they're already appropriately. So anyway, I think it's about time that I begin reading out the super chats. Now before I do, Adam and Stitch is completely up to you gentlemen. If you'd like to keep staying on and having a chat. I'm staying. Oh my god. Stitch is going to leave us. He's probably going to leave. But I'm going to stick around for the super chats. Yeah, I'll stick around. I'm sure some of them will yell at me and call my names. Oh, they may be one of them. You know how it is. There's a few. There's quite a few. So I'm just going to start reading them. Yeah. Go for it. So first of the day. Pooping with the door open. Okay. So, okay. So, Stitch is pro pooping with the door open. Yeah, you don't want that. Well, it depends. If you're living with someone, that's very weird. Home alone, maybe, I guess. Home alone, yes. You don't want to be trapped with the smell. Because generally I'm fucking. I've got my hand on the lever. I mean, it's a proof. It is. It doesn't settle. There's like no. Yeah, I was like, once that thing hits. I mean, hopefully we don't get a Poseidon's kiss. But once. Once it's down, it's out. Yeah, but I don't like flushing when I'm sitting on the toilet. Because then you're getting all that spray going up in the air. I think that's a toilet thing because mine doesn't do that. No, no, no. There's like micro droplets you can't perceive or like flying up. I can't perceive that. I'm still getting poop particles in your nose and in your mouth. Come on. But you would get that anyway, door or not. No, you wouldn't. If it's micro particles that are floating around the room, opening up the door doesn't matter. No, Rags, you're suggesting that he poops and he runs out as it flushes and slams the door shut. No, no, no. You poop, you stand up, you put the lid down and then you flush. But then it gets out the little, if anything, it gets out the little holes around. Yeah, wouldn't it still get out? The lid and everything. I don't think it gets out that much. Oh, not that much? The microscopic indetectable particles don't get out that much? Are you going to put your toothbrush in the same room that your toilet is and flush with the lid up? I don't flush with the lid up. I'm on the toilet. Yeah, but your body is your body encompassing the entire whole of the toilet? Oh, excuse me for being thick like fire. I was going to say. Is this movie Bob? Is it like when you sit down and you create like a hermetic seal? Probably not. I've never thought about it. Like all the fat rolls just go floop. I ain't overweight, but I'm in good shape. But I still think that I cover most of the top. There's no way you couldn't cover the majority of it. Yeah, no, you cover the majority. Yeah, even, yeah. But it doesn't have any time to sit it down and then add on its finish. Also, you can get those little toothbrush covers. With the little little little compartmenty covery thing on the clip. Yeah, but you can't get towel covers. Can you someone? Yeah, you have the towels. You can put towels on other towels. You have your poop towel covering your towel. You can buy one flush from the toilet turns the entire room to poop according to you. Brown towels and put them over your normal towel. If somebody is coming to your house, you're like, okay, you go to the bathroom. Don't use the towel on top. Use the towel under it. That's the poop towel. It keeps the microscopic indetectable poop particles off my towels. I just, I think it's really simple. You sit on top. It's mostly sealed. Then once it, once you, once you squeeze and once you drop that crispy coil, it goes instantly down. And then you just flush it right then and there. There you go. Minimal air contact. Minimal air contact. And if the door is open, then all the microscopic indetectable poop particles get into your kitchen, your living room, your children. Sitch. How do you prevent this? You have to have something. If only there was some kind of architectural engineering marvel that would, I don't know, allow for the transversal through walls. Some kind of semi permeable, selectable, openable, closenable thing that could close off one room to another that we could utilize for privacy and function. To be fair, my bathroom has two doors, so I leave the inner door open, but not the outer door. You have a vestibulum for your bathroom? Hey, that rhymed and I didn't even expect. Interesting. Do you have like, is it like an a-lock? Equalizing pressure with a shitter. Yes, that's exactly what it is. The one time you flush with the lid up, Adam's on the other side, he's like, I can't let you back in, dude. Can't let you back in, Sitch. You can put the lid down with a flush. You have to decompress. Decontaminate. No, he just launches me in the space. Wipe yourself off. God damn it. Wait, we never heard the two people we didn't hear from from their preferences. Oh, yeah. Tips and tails, if you flush it immediately, Rags, what are you doing? How do I expect what? Your tips and tails. My asshole is still connected to me. Oh, but the tips and tails are on the turd. Yeah, how do you look on? Based on my experience with my own turds for my entire life, I imagine like the tapered end where I don't really mean tips and tails. Tapered end, you got it. Why do I need to confirm that? You know the health of your your your defecation to make sure you're healthy. I'm feeling good, and I'm going to assume that my poo reflects that. You know, you flushed you accidentally flushed a fetal twin that moved itself into your, oh. Out of sight, out of mind, man. I ain't going to feel guilty about what I don't know. We want to talk to the doctor about your fetal twin going down the toilet. I'm pretty sure it does make sense because as we all know, babies come out of the butt. So maybe I can watch it out. I challenge Rags, if you look down and saw a fetal twin in the toilet. There's no way that you would flush that. There's no way in hell that you would flush that. If it looked up to me with its shitty eyes and opened its shitty mouth and it was like, Daddy. It's like, I kind of feel like I'd want a mercy killer on the spot. I want to live, Rags. Don't flush me. If I heard a voice calling my name as I shat, I would have thought that the heavens themselves were impressed with how incredible that particular poo was. There you go. A chorus from the heavens watching down for I I would then request that they not watch my poo. God, can you stop for a second? While I do appreciate the enthusiasm and the confidence I would like to just be alone if that's possible. And if that's what hell is separation from God, then I'd like to be in hell when I poo. Temporarily while I'm pooping. Temporarily. Despite the fetal the possible fetal discharge I do it exactly like Rags. I figure it doesn't stink up the bath from that way. That's what you do if you're trying to impress a girl. I don't impress girls with Rags. Trying to impress a girl based on your pooping. What are you going to do? Sculpt it and show it to her? Girls don't like poop smell. It's pretty... I don't think anyone likes it that much to be honest with you. I'm going to put it out there. What are you going to do? Walk out and say I learned how big of a dick I could I can't hear you both. I see the green circles but I hear no Discord is cutting out. You're cutting out for me Rags though. Everyone was cutting out for everyone. I think we exhaust it. Well, we didn't get Mahler's take. Me and Rags' take has already been well documented. Door closed. Have some fucking decency. Yeah. I thought we were talking about the immediate flush. The immediate flush? I mean, there are subsequent flushes after you wipe and all that stuff and if there's a sequel coming on but... Yeah, obviously. It's not like, oh, you get one flush in this? Yeah. I'm not trying to conserve water. It comes out of the wall basically for free so I don't care. I'll take an extra flush if I need it. So when global warming happens, we know who to blame. It's you. Rags and his insistence on hygienic poos. Man, I've taken some... I've taken some... Like, the shits themselves were not bad but the places, because I've done a lot of hiking and stuff, a lot of being in the outdoors. Sometimes you just got a caveman that bitch and sometimes that's life and you appreciate things like indoor plumbing and you wonder how people did it back in the olden days. Terrible. Maybe they didn't. It's perspective. How do we know people really poop back then? That's true. They have a whole course on it in certain universities. I mean, no one was there. If I can't repeat it, it ain't science. Please make sure the new Batwoman editor does the loud bass what you bring me at the end of each video. Speaking of shit. Yes, they will. And the next one is on the way as far as I am aware. So it shall be. And then a new editor shall be on the way too. It's going to be rather exciting. Batwoman shall return. It's just having it's having a hiatus as they say. While I figure out who's editing in the future. It's going to be great. 4 out of 10 really? I said sub pa. So let's go 4.9 out of 10 is the maximum I will concede. I'll let you have 4.9 out of 10 is wonderful. Also, that meme is what is that? Oh my god. Portal dilemma. Here's the thing. Because I would know what would happen. Because I have a basic grasp of You could only wiggle it, right? You wouldn't be able to like You would just stick it forward. But nothing would happen. Because your butt has to move forward as your cock moves forward. The portals move closer together. You don't see the apparatus for that in this. What's the portals move? If the portals move, but you don't move? Yeah. So let's see. I'm trying to visualize this. If you were to move the blue one back and forth, that would work, right? If you move the blue Oh my goodness. Have we solved the dilemma? Great Scott, I think we've got it. Like an hour ago. Someone's If you move the blue one Yeah, I think that would actually work. Yeah, you'd have to move the And they said portals can't be Someone said portals can't be on moving surface. Whatever Like that's not Is that a thing? Okay, this is important. If portals can be on moving surfaces Then we have determined that yes, you can in fact, fuck your own asshole with portals. I'm pretty sure you can in the second game. In the first game they cancel out if they're on a surface that moves Really? I can't confirm that. Someone says yes they can be on a moving surface. It can, but it has to be a flat white surface. But you can move it. You can attach it to a piston. This is worth destroying portal cannon for. Yeah, I was going to say. Let's be honest. What's more important here is whether the cannon details or the feeling and spectacle are going to pass. I've never, it's Yeah, I think, yeah, I think if you could move the blue portal then you could Well, let's see. So I have, so my other question is No, I No, I think we're good. Yeah, I think we're good. Finally, I'm going to give this the rags maneuver. As long as it doesn't screw with previous law and it really appeals to your heart it satisfies both Hello Greedo and EFAP. Yeah, I think that's it. Good job chat and yeah, you pulled through. Thoughts on Dunkirk, I think it's gay. I found it relatively boring and it was mainly to do with the fact that I didn't get attached to any of the characters and the direction was top notch but I was mostly sleepy not that I was actually sleepy but I was being made sleepy by the movie I only saw it the one time I didn't get attached so I'm not really a good judge but meh I found it meh. Have you guys seen Dunkirk? I have not I've heard meh things about it No, it's not really anybody's beloved film from what I've discovered over time. Maybe I'm wrong Yeah. Alright, I made it. Time to start Hi rags Hello Still have plans to make a Civil War Praise? I think my plan was always going to be a full breakdown, not just a praise video but yes actually One day. Give me a few decades I genuinely want to say thank you You've always cheered me up and calmed me down when things were tough. I cannot be more grateful on milkers Thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoyed the show Hope today was a frolicking laugh riot. We had shock We had all of the emotions and I'm going to name them Yes, all Favorite movie Alien not Xenomorph Slash Predator Favorite movie Alien Oh right, so what is your favorite movie Alien but discounting Predator and Alien Favorite movie Alien I really like the thing Yeah, that constitutes as an alien right? That came from space Yeah, spaceship and everything I really like the thing I'd be inclined to agree with you on that one I think Yeah, we've already got a thing in chat If I want to think of another I have a lot of people who are saying that Favorite Alien Oh yeah, I did say Alien Favorite Alien Alien or one of the alien I'm not sure No, like an alien, like an extraterrestrial life form I guess Favorite movie The Rancor, that's kind of alien AI Aliens in AI Oh that's about it Where's Aliens I'm going to Yeah, as someone Thanos Get pissed off Hahaha And we're going for like non-sentient, like Alien not as in just like non-humanoid, but like a beast Yeah, more like a monster I guess Yeah, monster, if we're going with that then man the thing is such a good one Yeah, that's a good I feel like you accidentally gave the best answer and then killed the question immediately Yeah, what an accident I'm all about best answers right up front Well, you didn't even mention the Graboids That was my stripper name, his best answer is right Hahaha Alright, you've been on a deserted island with no outside contact for six months, this morning you return to the civilized world, how do you react to all of this Say that one more time So six months without any contact with the civilized world, you come back to what it is now, how to react I guess the most shocking things would be Coronavirus Bernie's dropped out and what else would they be Pandemic I said coronavirus I'd be wondering like what it'd be weird too because here everything's basically normal but all of the signs I like doors and stuff, I have like little signs you know, wash your hands, don't come in you have a really basic stuff So it's just weird enough to where you'd be asking what's happening, they're like, yeah there's a global pandemic and it hasn't really hit us here yet and that would make me worry a whole lot and then I'd read about it, calm the fuck down I go into the store and all the bread and toilet paper would be gone and I'm like You have to go to the bread and toilet paper store Yeah Someone said Brexit, yeah but we knew that was coming for years I was going to say, didn't Brexit happen before six months ago even? Oh yeah, it happened years ago Thanks, Theresa No, I meant like the more final version of it I can't remember when it got finalized, when was that? I'm not sure Well, either way, I'm sure they'd be able to adjust pretty quickly Just get yourself a few YouTube videos to catch up from those friendly personalities online What you missed in the last six months Greetings Massives To everyone here, what are your favorite bands and why? The Electroclite Orchestra is my favorite band Really? Yeah, really Really? I just listen to them Yeah, they're fucking stellar I love them, they've been my favorite band for ages, my dad got me into them but they have such a huge Uh oh, I heard someone say no But they have an incredible range of different kinds of music that they've done, they did a lot of experimental stuff for their time, they had incredibly well written songs Um, the way that they would mix electronic and vocal stuff and acoustic work I mean, Jeff Lynn's voice is insane Um, they just have There's a song for everybody when it comes to ELO's library, very good stuff Love ELO I, I feel like I've answered this before Sabface, it's um Rhapsody Slash, Rhapsody of Fire and Aventager, and I love them because they're simultaneously epic and symphonic, they have an orchestra behind generating music that could easily be in Lord the Ring soundtrack sort of thing So, it's good shit The Pixies That's gay Yeah Everybody likes the music So, on a spouse in the Pixies I'm sticking with it, I don't care I don't care if you hate it, Marlar It's literally my favorite band of all time Chorus went best years Which one? Not its spouse or the Pixies I was kidding, I have no idea what you're talking about still Which one is the witch? You should listen to the Pixies You'll love it What's gonna happen if I don't? Will I be mooted? I'll listen to the Pixies Everybody has listened to the Pixies Alright, well, we're gonna have to imagine what Sitch's answer would have been, unfortunately Hopefully, he gives the update He already had He said he saw those spooky cubes It'll double update Oh no His power literally went out in his home So, who knows, it might be coronavirus related Oh god, Corona can get into the electricity stuff now? Oh my god, my wires have the corona No Chinese invaders It's gotten that bad They're trading it for toilet paper on the street You look like plugs and switches in your house They're all going like Oh my god Sitch just dropped out a second ago Don't worry about it If not, then he pulled his weight Any plan to watch Major Lee's TROS review? I don't see why not Should we bring him on to watch it with him? That would be interesting It would be the first time we did something like that Yeah It would break the rule It would set a precedent It would It's not like a rule, it's by happenstance A rule, I guess? It's more of a description than a rule They're on work, that's the best case scenario Well, we think that A video you make should stand on it It should require extra explanation That's the point of the video Similar to how criticisms of movies They shouldn't require, you know A book to understand them But I might I don't know It's worth doing If we didn't have him on Then As I was saying, he's a great guy He's a really cool guy I like him He's alright What the fuck Oh, he's back Hey man We were talking about a guy named Major Lee Yeah, we were talking about someone else Yeah, we actually were The video called Rise of Skywalker An underrated gem, essentially Considering whether or not if we reviewed it On EFAP If we should have him present Which would be a first for us To have someone's video Could be an interesting dynamic I don't think so Maybe I'm trying to remember, I feel like we haven't But we could have Could be possible He said Rise of Skywalker is an underrated gem Oh my god I know I agree with him because you put it above the prequels, right? Yeah, obviously Maybe we could put it up to an EFAP chat I think they're gonna vote yes It's pretty clear Here's the thing, I assume that if he's not there We could have him On to discuss it later With some Star Wars guys And just have it be a casual Chat about it Or Maybe we could arrange some kind of Like a cage fight Like a cock fight almost Where we have Major Lee Who's like, we need to get a Rise of Skywalker Lover No, like a Rise of Skywalker Lover Versus a TLJ Lover And each thinks the other's movie is terrible Do we know anyone who's a TLJ Lover Who would come on EFAP? I don't know They do have a tendency to be insufferable lefties Also, Major Lee does love TLJ Wouldn't it be better to get someone who hates both of them While he loves both of them? Yeah, but that would just be us Well, we could just We will just listen We are pretty great though Have you seen this video? Not yet? This is all assuming that his video doesn't Totally change our minds Did you see the beginning? The first thing in his video says Warning, the following presentation contains cold hard truths That might change the way you think Oh my god, I'm scared I kind of don't want to see it anymore They would shatter all that I know about things I like my dogma about the world Um, yeah Maybe it was an April Fools joke Like late April Fools I doubt it Not Major Lee, he ain't no April He's just a Fool First comment is like, can't wait for EFAP to check this out Oh my goodness No, we can't see it now because it's too It's too late now It's too late now But in the future I shall definitely be on the roster You know, the The docket That's the way it was before Yeah, I am looking forward to watching another masterpiece by Major Lee Also, Sitch, you missed the question of what is your favorite band and why My favorite band? I don't know, I'm too embarrassed to date myself Oh, Bind was older than Matt I'll be okay, I'll be honest I've been listening to the same three songs on a loop for like the last two weeks And they're out there They're JoJo songs Oh my goodness Don't judge him, Chad His favorite band is JoJo The JoJo themes for Season 3, 4 and 5 are so catchy Alright So this says the Spanish flu's origin seems to be unclear I think that I remember someone else was mentioning in chat or in a super chat that it was like it's not necessarily originated in Spain it was that it was discovered in Spain Close enough I mean, just blame them anyway I think the reason it was called Spanish flu is because Spain reported it the most accurate cases compared to other countries So it was like the redemption of traditional caps They like that JoJo See I haven't seen it yet The first season is hard to get through but second season's amazing It looks really weeby Oh, yeah, definitely If you don't like that There are weeb elements, yes Hi Rags, I love your unbridled series Oh, thanks I like bridles I undem Also, please watch the Toxic Brood Guy's Tross review Toxic Brood Guy was called AJ, right? I remember Toxic Brood Guy He was like very emotional He said you have the right to like the last Jedi unironically Every time he said something, it was like he was crying I don't I type in AJ and I get angry Jo That's not going to work If anyone in chat remembers his his name Then let me know You have the right Got some good ELO references in chat You like that What was the name of the guy you guys are going to have on to defend this video? Oh, Major Lee Major Lee Oh, and Major is like a zero Major 95? Ah, that might help Major 95 Steele Boys E.G. Karbalo Review of the Oh, Major Lee's coming up for that Hmm Defending Star Wars The Last Jedi That's probably him, right? Oh boy, that's a throwback I think we covered that whole video So let's see if he's got another video then Boop, boop, boop Reviewing Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker That's probably it It's 14 minutes, yeah, that could be fun Who knows Oh wait, he called it a disappointing finale Damn Oh my goodness gracious Why is he being so toxic? One of the top comments is not to mention the Fat DiBettis is still hating this Well, yeah, it's Why are they shocked by this? Just because it shits on TLJ doesn't mean we'll like it or the Fat DiBettis will like it Like, we hate them both When it's weird, because some people who really like TLJ are like Oh, this movie was bad because it was just fan service I'm like, what the fuck are they talking about? Well, you know what's crazy is that there's a lot of like theory about how the Rise of Skywalker appeals to like racism or racists and fans that are nuts because of the lack of Rose Tico What if a racist just likes good writing What then? Like, you know You could be a terrible, horrible, racist asshole, but still also be able to analyze art really well Like, that's a thing Those don't intersect with each other No, these are all bad She's written horribly Also, she's a fucking chink Well, the part that I find interesting is just like there's a black guy protagonist throughout the whole thing How do you explain that? And then they're like, oh, they're just racist toward Asian people That's a very small group of people I was like, okay then Apparently you made a cats video Make sure that's not on April the 1st Yeah, you gotta check those dates guys Yeah, it's April the 1st, yeah The greatest movie of all time, yeah Pimp, pimp, pimp, pimp Here's the $20 I'd have given y'all if I'd been notified for the previous stream Fuck you, Susan, oh my I mean, yeah, it looks like it mostly worked this time around At least better than last time, so that's something I suppose If you really want to know when they're coming up now, you're gonna need the bell and the bell doesn't even work necessarily, but Yeah It's Nothing we can really do Unfortunately Check your YouTube subscriptions Every 10 minutes Yeah, every 10 minutes, just check Mahler's page That'll do it Sitch, I got a text from Candace Owens, people looking for donations I sent a link to your video back Uh-huh Okay And hi rags Hey I'm Maola, hello She rides flying R2-D2 like a dragon in the Clone Wars You guys have any Candace Owens opinions or that for a different stream I Crazy mixed bag, I guess I don't know what to I don't even know what to think, really All over the place I don't know enough about it I kind of threw in the same bag as like Stefan Mollinu All over the place Like Even if you disagree with Stefan Mollinu, I feel like he Even if you think he's crazy, he has like his own thoughts and opinions Yeah, I definitely I definitely respect Stefan Mollinu He says weird stuff sometimes Yeah, he says lots of weird shit He's the Eggman But he's not like Crazy Does that make sense? When we're doing our Mollinu stream Yeah, so oh my god So I told Stefan Mollinu that he should come on our stream Oh my god But uh Candace is just, she just repeats whatever the conservative talking point is She doesn't actually have any original thoughts in her head So Original thought, come on She probably has like a favorite food or something She has summer What are the conservatives like today? Chocolate chip and ice cream? Oh right There's nothing vegetarian or vegan Like if it was vegan There's a place for all the gods creatures And it's right next to the mashed potatoes There you go And here's the 20 I'm giving you because I didn't get notified this time Well it looks like they just happened upon the stream Alright Slice and dice brothers ready for the tisms We had a whole bunch today All kinds What about the Suzy Lu situation? No No, I got Dr. Su's character I don't know what you're talking about I got nothing Oh, you weren't asking That was what the super chess Well yeah I don't know who that is I thought we were going to get an answer Suzy Lu, I'm guessing Suzy why L-O-U Yeah, I, nothing Suzy Lu The quartering was complaining about her I don't know Suzy Lu issue The most problematic you too I've never heard of He is He has purged her entire twitter history He has or she has She has And I guess Let's see On twitter Someone might have to fill me in Oh, here's Internet commie turns out to be actual horrible person What the tweets That was me Oh, this is A tweet Every once in a while I remember that there's a Non-shit-heel political side of twitter And you're like, huh And then you read another tweet And you find thoughts line and you go, oh Yeah You're off there See so many visions of that, baby So, yeah Did you hear about Tim Poole's brother Rags? No You don't know about that? The drama? No, what happened? I don't know about Tim Poole's brother also known as reactor I don't know if you, he's pretty funny He used to do funny like parody blog videos Yeah He, I think, is suing Or threatening to sue his brother Tim Poole, the famous Tim Poole For claiming that he Wrongfully kicked him out of his own Company, subverse So Tim Poole says That His brother kicked him out of No, Tim Poole's brother He's saying that he created subverse And Tim Poole Is kicking it, kicked him out of his own Mark Zuckerberg Tim, kicked him out of his own company His brother's claiming Okay I don't know Anything about it, I hope Justice gets served I hope just ICE is served Suzie, there you go I was almost named Augustus McRae Alright Not bad YouTube engulfed in censorship As YouTuber Suzie Lu continues to Flying videos she's unhappy with Oh Is that what she's doing The depressing case of Scandal-ridden YouTube streamer Suzie Lu Um Yeah, I guess She's been doing some bad stuff Potentially Um YouTube strikes, tips their news And removes his Suzie Lu videos After they were flat After they were brassmint Looks like she's in some hot water for stuff Yeah, I don't know anything I don't watch any streamers So if it's a streamer, chances are I haven't heard of them I know of a few But Someone said she's got a YouTube connection Pulling a mundane mat, huh Uh oh, that's not good You don't wanna pull a mundane mat Yeah, doesn't Don't false flag, don't do copyright strikes Don't Pitch a flag next to somebody with a big False written on it Yeah, okay Uh rags, what are your thoughts on Charmatas Can you spell that? Charmotas Charmatas Videos on Charmota Is an Egyptian expression That means a whore or a prostitute Okay I have no idea what that is But you approve, yeah How do you feel about prostitutes? Hashtag Charmatas videos on TikTok I don't know anything about it That's all I want Carry on Um My favorite disgusting disease is Movie Bob Yeah If you were to fight a horror slasher Who would it be and how would you beat them Also have you watched Wreck? The Spanish well Original film that Quarantine got made out of Quarantine is not as good Um Fight a horror slasher Well it wouldn't be Freddy Kruger cause you lose Um I guess Jason is kinda He's defeatable right I forget and Michael Myers I thought you just kinda have to run away But like if you followed you Into like a volcano he wouldn't survive it right Well I mean Access to a volcano Maybe And they live could they only kill Themselves or could they kill anybody Pretty sure they could capture you Right And they live I don't remember That's a hard one I don't know Yeah I'm just trying to I mean the question Probably answers itself as soon as someone Suggests one of the weakest slasher movie Villains ever Oh like isn't scream it's just like a dude Yeah I mean that we could go with scream Scream has like the benefits of being sneaky But I think Yeah it's just a guy so As long as you stay a little safe cause at least With the other ones they seem to have some kind of like mystical Element almost Get scream Ghostface easy target Alright we'll go with ghostface Have you guys heard the Johnny Depp Amber Heard tapes it's very disturbing with what The women is getting away with I've heard She's not entirely getting away with it at this point Yeah She's falsified evidence and she might be going to jail For it that's what I've heard Yeah and if that's the case fuck her Lock her up man Didn't she get drops from Aquaman 2 Or is it just speculation I think that's just speculation for now I don't think anything official yet Cause I imagine when that happens We'll all know about it Is it already been shot Or is it No I don't think so It is I mean what if it has already been shot You know it's like it's too late but then it comes out That she did all this terrible horrible stuff Right after they finished shooting See Gio another person's face On her body Yeah just must ask her whole face Then she Went to an academy award as the CGI Actress That would be crazy I like how this is so ahead of the curve Well behind the curve we were ahead Of the curve this says a sitch Adam Kicking with the door open Oh well I hope you got your answer Yeah we already Kick sitch pt is way better Than the st He mad Rag sleeps with mothers Of pt haters just saying Mothers of pt haters Yeah prequel trilogy haters I guess Yeah Are people in the chat like the prequels Or they just think the sequels are worse I think they're very If I was to guess I would say EFAP chat Very much like the prequels Really They're sort of like us I imagine Where like they know that there is problems with them A lot but like they like them Do they like them in the way That one likes the movie the room I don't think so Yeah I'm sure People who Like I don't want to speak for everyone But I think that for the most part It's like we think the sequels are terrible Horrible note but very bad They are Really really terrible Especially when you take a look at like Mothers videos and our EFAPs about them Constantly The sequels have really been the subject Of our attention for Quite a Quite a while Quite a journeyed amount Yeah Got a lot of prequel positivity in that chat Surprising Maybe it's a Maybe I'm just an old man I don't know Well no like I think positively of them But I know there's some Series issues with them But like what they did To Expand the universe and the lore And just grow everything Especially in a world building Sense Really really impactful to me I know that's just like subjective and all that stuff When you look at them objectively I'm sure there's insane amounts of problems But I really like them I really do like them Like that kid Oh god he was so good He tried spinning It was a good trick It wasn't anything else besides Star Wars Yeah jingle all the way Fuck you how have you not seen that movie and love it He was? He was He was He was Jamie That's a movie I haven't seen except When I was out like 5 or 6 Or whenever the fuck that movie came out Jingle away is an incredible piece Of cinematic language That needs to be appreciated by everyone That's the one with Sinbad right Uh oh Yes it is In 2012 he said he retired from acting Due to bullying at school Yeah cause he was such a bad Anakin Skywalker that everyone was like Yeah but he's like I get it That's kinda sad It is sad that is actually sad But he could have worked a little harder as an actor Jesus No I blame George Lucas George Lucas destroyed the kids life Yeah Apparently his net worth is still Like 5 million dollars Oh well then fuck him Well maybe if he's smart you know his parents invested I'm sure he got paid a decent amount for Star Wars He had schizophrenia Apparently he was kept He was kept for 10 months without trial In Colliden County Detention Center And Lloyd was transferred From jail to a psychiatric facility Where he was died Oh my god It's like Anakin's got to watch him Wait a minute I don't know They literally gave a kid multiple personalities Okay Imagine the damage That's yet to come from the sequels Yeah they get plenty of characters Multiple personalities You think Daisy Ridley is going to have a mental breakdown Because of the sequel I think she's probably signed in a contract She doesn't want to do any movies right now But she will not close the door entirely Because man that is Star Wars money right there You know Every job she goes to she's like This isn't Star Wars money And then Episode 10 will eventually happen And they'll make her evil because fuck everything And then she'll lose her mind There you go I'm sorry he has schizophrenia now multiple personalities This is reminding me He has multiple schizophrenia There you go Damn Take my money in memory of Haldia Oh Which reminds me We just stuck in that Super meme about Haldia That's part of Return of the King Which got knocked down again yesterday For people who are curious As long as it can make it for two weeks I let it go public and as soon as it goes public It usually gets taken down a day after Like Doom If you remember the amount of times that kept going back up Return of the King is going to keep going back up Until it finally is let stay up If you want to see it and haven't been able to Just pop to www.tap.me You can find it in the movie section I believe A different copy But it will eventually be available On Moola as well It's just uh Oh boy some people didn't get to see it It's been up twice But keeps going back down Is a heat gun good enough To warm a frozen nut We don't have a blowtorch on hand And using a hammer with the ratchet won't work Say that wait say what A heat gun good enough to warm a frozen nut We don't have a blowtorch on hand And using a hammer with the ratchet won't work I seriously doubt That a heat gun will never be Sufficiently hot enough for you Like heat guns They're sort of constructed for purpose I I don't know if you're trying to melt Like steel beams god forbid But uh If it's frozen Any liquid that's frozen can be With a I assume when you say frozen nut You're referring to a what was once liquid But is now frozen Oh I assume it was referring to like Nuts and bolts nuts Huh And it's frozen And so they're gonna use a heat gun to loosen it maybe Because using a hammer on a ratchet didn't work I don't think so Because here's the thing if you heat up a nut Then it will expand and it will tighten I thought it was when things freeze that they expand No that's only water Um When things Yeah when things get hot They expand the exception being water When water freezes It expands But if you were to Heat up a piece of Metal it would get slightly Slightly larger Got two nos in chat so far Someone's like no rags No heat breaks bolts free But if they get bigger Why wouldn't it get bigger on the inside As well and close in It says metal is Expand when heated Heating it will loosen it It might not be an issue of expanding It might be that when it's frozen There's ice or something in the nut Like it's Like frozen Like on the inside Yeah maybe The nut expands more Than the bolt Interesting I would assume That it would tighten because it would Make oh interesting If I ever need to loosen a bolt Now I know that heating it up will actually make it loose Interesting If the bolt heats but not wherever you're I guess yeah if you apply heat properly Interesting There's a guy in Joe Rogan the astronaut Who said that you're trying to fix the satellite When he's in space The nut doesn't screw on To the bolt because it was too small And you had to literally hold it like Towards the sun and heat it up for a couple of minutes To screw it on the satellite Interesting Too bad space is fake Oh I'm sorry I forgot I personally think it's real As apple pie Apple pie is obviously Fake as well Unfortunately a stuck nut works It breaks the rust off Interesting Were you saying that your return That you had a return of the king's video Keeps getting taken down for a copyright strike Yeah it's a little we do like e-fab movies And it's like a supercut But youtube in all of its glory Doesn't tell me If there's a copyrightism in there For some between it can take one hour Or it can take three months It just decides randomly that it'll tell me And it's like cool Well does that mean it's not automatic That's the thing You'd think right Either it detects it automatically Or it's a manual claim But no it's a bot that sleeps sometimes That's weird Cause it'll happen when it's unlisted It'll just be like that's copyrighted And I'll be like cool and I reupload it And then a week later it goes oh yeah That's still copyrighted It was weird with my rise of skywalker Video it wouldn't let me upload it As one giant video It would flag it But if I broke it into three parts it wouldn't flag it Really? Yeah that's the only reason why I broke it up Like that Someone was saying it was a male and female Plug Not nuts and bolts The concept was this Yeah Kick the sequel loving massive Damn When Sitch gets framed As a sequel lover A nut has less mass than the bolt It is attached to I made a two hour video shooting The sequel lover Lover Interesting Apple pie is just a series of events In the life of apples So apple pie does not exist Only apples That's the truth bomb right there You can't just put apples In a pan And get apple pie eventually It's a collection of many different ingredients That's a myth rags A complete myth Wait you're saying you don't believe in evolution rags Oh yeah that's right Apple pie didn't spontaneously evolve Out of a pan one day Oh if evolution is true Then you're just saying if I put an apple on a table It will evolve into an apple pie Sorry channeling my inner kenthoven I was going to say he said it does a good kenthoven impression Sitch I'm unsubscribing prequels a better I'm not prepared for that I don't mean to stereotype But bull queers are known for being bad at debates And for disliking avatar It all fits that mohler would be a bull queer Damn But they said wow They said bad at debates Well I guess I fit half of the requirements What does that mean I mean that means you're half I guess you're just the half Part bull queer Are you a bull or are you a queer then Why not half of both The worst parts of episodes One two and three are better Than the best parts of episodes Seven eight and nine That is a super chat So prequel trilogy at it's worst Is better than the sequel trilogy at it's best I'm inclined to agree At least I can like Enjoy it's badness Well if you remember I asked them to cite me a single good scene From the ST and they didn't Subject I said subjectively I thought you were arguing on some sort of Objective criteria I think I was looking for a good piece of writing From the sequel trilogy from you It's include I don't want to defy the sequel movies they're awful You force yourself into this situation I know I don't like this Go on I'm not doing it I refuse Do it No Rags if you put a 60 round mag on a Glock Is it an LMG No it is a It is still a pistol However if it's automatic If it's automatic Like a Glock 18 then it is a machine pistol If you add a stock to it It is a short barreled rifle If you add a barrel that is at least 16 inches From the action Then it is Rifle When does it become a light machine gun It become well It would probably become a light machine gun Is If a Theoretically I guess If you were to make a Glock that was a light machine gun Then It would have to have a stock long enough barrel I imagine It wouldn't have to have a high capacity magazine To be a light machine gun It's more of a roll Of An environment of itself They are called light machine guns Because they are a more portable version Of originally machine guns Maxim guns and stuff like that That's why they are called light machine guns But Someone said a caliber matters Yeah I guess for rifle Sure it would still be an SBR If it shot pistol rounds though Because it's like I'm trying to make sense Of stuff that's really not Sensible Like if you were to purchase an old red 9 That had the stock That was also the holster It could or could not depending on what Model and make it Be a short barreled rifle If you put the stock on the back of the Grip of a red 9 I understood that reference because of Resident Evil 4 Yes It's Someone said more portable So Sort of is That's the thing with original machine guns They were crew operated You had to break them down into parts Everybody would carry this They were slow to set up That's why they called them light machine guns But yeah it's weird For instance I would love an SBR But you have to do paperwork and registering With them And at the moment I'm just not interested In that It's not 16 inches It can't have a stock It's just really weird Stupid fucking rules The people who make rules about this shit have nothing They don't know anything about them So That's why I thought it was just a natural evolution Then we gave it labels Guns just grow different parts Now it's a this species Guns evolve It's beautiful We're naming all new viruses The place they're from Where would you start the next pandemic Just to have it called that Say that again Sorry I just want to be clear what the question is I refuse to believe that I think you didn't hear any of it I heard bits and pieces But I was Kind of paying attention to chat And I want to make sure Because my name had popped up four or five times So if the next People based entirely From where they come from Just as place What would you have the next pandemic As in where would you have it start In order to have that name Antarctic chills The Antarctic Have it start in Krakatoa Because Krakatoa is a cool name For a virus I was going to try to minimize the amount of deaths But that's cool too If I started in Krakatoa The Krakatoa killer And then people like Oh my god Krakatoa that was a crazy virus Nobody got infected by it Well It was a close one Well the coronavirus came from China So if it was a girl it would have been vaporized instantly China number one Are they still doing the one child policy No I don't think they are No In different ways now Yes they just have slave labor They find their ways They find their ways Watto has motivations Goals and needs Unlike Rey We'd all agree that Watto is a better More realized character than Rey Of course of course It's sad that that's a two child policy Uh Genitalman Mario Is the apex simp I, Molly and Rage Hello Gentleman oh Movie Bob is Gentleman Mario Yes he's the apex simp I imagine that in his heart of hearts He despises the female form EFAP starts time to order pizza I'm sure they've consumed And possibly digested it by now So that's how long we go There is an argument to be made That because the PT was made by the original creator Any flaws and or retcons are magnified In severity Why I don't think that Whether or not George Lucas made the mistake Doesn't make the mistake Any more of a mistake I don't think anybody I guess you could say you feel more betrayed By him Yeah I could understand if someone was more upset By dude you're supposed to know all of the tisms But I mean it's gonna happen I mean people are separate from the Universes that they create And you can't You can't have two things that are mutually exclusive Happening at the same time If you create a contradiction Then Something's gotta give That's the thing Step right up ladies Aren't all these guns illegal in Mollerland? Oh yeah probably If there's a capacity to hurt someone In any way shape or form That would put you in jail straight away Oh Your fists you need to have a license Yeah some of this is like Really It's so weird It is to the Incredible annoyance of Every gun owner in the US Just Insane No freedom for you Put a stock on your Glock It is a short barreled rifle now Cause it has a stock You can flap the stock onto the bottom of your pistol's grip It's a short barreled rifle now Wow And the foregrip thing on pistols I have to double check This one says if you put a foregrip on a pistol Like a Glock cause my Glock has a little Braille for it But if you put a foregrip on it Then pistols Are I think the official designation of a pistol Is that it does not have a foregrip So if you put a foregrip on a pistol It becomes Any other weapon in that category Which is fucking weird It's dumb and if I was president man Fucking things The red tape that I would clear With ATF You assume the rank or role Is president man If I was president man If I was president man Man I would And like the shit you had the hoops You have to jump through to get a suppressor Fucking ridiculous too Like it's so many stupid rules Step right up ladies and gentlemen Step right up and see the only The one and only the amazing PSA Sitch The man with 1.2 billion chromosomes Oh That's a total reference Damn The PS situation is a mess The Clone Wars patched it in season 6 Episode called The Lost One Huh Yeah I always felt like whenever I looked into it In the Clone Wars I was confused as to how it happens I'll be right back Here's the thing the prequels didn't kill the universe True But the sequels Yeah Fight choreography I guess that's the nature of being a prequel though Well I guess I thought you were a prequel I was gonna say a prequel can fuck up everything if you wanted to Yeah definitely Some might even argue the prequel has more power to do so Cause they can Yeah they retroactively Kinda interesting how that works Fight choreography is also much much better In the prequels objectively so Dun dun dun I'm pretty sure I've been arguing with people In Heligrito's comments for days now And they all live in a bubble and think nothing can be objectively judged It sucks Also high rags I will make sure to read when he gets back But um Should we have this conversation Adam So do you Moral objectivity Wow moral objectivity is a different thing Okay I know it is completely different He's just trying to get me Cause I'm like a more realist Yeah I believe in objective morality No I mean Moller is Mr. Objective Boogeyman Objective Boogeyman What does that mean? Cause all the people are like oh Moller thinks all art is objective And Yiqin has the only right to criticize things Yeah they haven't watched our videos or streams Ever There is objective criteria You can't Pull in in the same way that I pull it into morality But as long as it's objective Yeah Measuring the criteria That's what makes it objective I don't know He doesn't want to answer Hold on what's the question I'll answer I don't care Me and Adam argue about moral Moral objectivity is true Like often Yeah but a lot of people say I mean I understand the crux To the super chat they're saying there are people That say all art is subjective So you can't say the Force Awakens sucks Because fucking subjectivity But there are Certain things that are objective If you want to Based it on box office Or popularity Those are objective criteria As long as you're consistent with the standard Sure the standard that we use Is basically internal consistency and adherence to logic Yeah there you go That's something that you can apply And we have done As evenly as we can As far as we look at everything We do our best That's like the lines in the road It's like it runs parallel to your enjoyment And subjectivity stuff How it looks, how it feels And again that's why That's why Hello Groot's video was just useless Because he kept seemingly coming back to whether or not it bothers him personally And it's just like okay It's got nothing to do with whether or not it breaks canon They like contradictions in their movie Like the more contradictions the better Like this movie is great because it totally contradicts It's every five minutes Like come on There's some level subjectivity falls away You're like this objectively sucks Oh you get a lot of the whole like once they Look into all of the logical Fuck ups Once they finish like a whole thing on it they're like And then they re-watch the film they're like damn I don't Hmm This isn't working for me much anymore It's like yeah cause the illusion May have been broken Obviously the reverse could happen too And if we lived in a world where there was Law of identity Non-contradiction If that law didn't exist in the real world Then The last of our problems would be Discussing films The modern world That we're kind of swimming in that law I kind of wonder if A thousand years ago They actually cared that much about contradictions It seems like they probably didn't as much But I'm not certain I don't know What they cared about it is Cause it was true it's just a matter of I guess it's our ability Cause as time goes on Humans as a civilization Our concept of Philosophy and morality becomes more It changes over time it becomes More sophisticated so Maybe it was one of those things that people Understood to be true but they didn't have Like they didn't have a study of it Or they didn't have a name to it The days that Is kind of the Like the storytelling trope of the past Where Just solve everything with a god Because you know figuring it out ahead of time Would be too much work I do feel like our standards have gone up I would say though we have really good Tools at our disposal now too Like fact checking tools Right No they weren't people in the past Weren't dumb people aren't stupid Well rags you would admit you were from Five minutes ago was pretty dumb compared to you now right No I was a genius back then Oh shit nice What happened dude It seems like culture cares more about Especially societies care more about Fairness now we're in the like Talking about way back in the day it was more like Might mix right kind of that That was the Pre-enlightenment Pre-universal Suffrage human rights stuff Really happened I mean It took 1215 till we got the Magna Carta Like that's a long As time to go before that sort of thing It's You know we get better as time goes on And luckily we're Progressing really well as it is Nothing's changed rags everything is still terrible Sex is racist and horrible I forgot people Always complain about If anything this stream has proven it Just be lucky you live now and not in the path You have those Go ahead Alright Oh wait I guess you cut out with discord What'd you say Are you cut out or you guys cut out Let's say you cut out Hanging lost to your head Back at the past complaining Would get you killed It seems like But Off with his head Off with his head he's complaining about The hyperspace kamikaze Exactly Star Wars was great we had him Our problem today is that we might Catch a disease that has a Very very very low chance of Killing us Yes That's a global pandemic now That worries people and makes them rush to buy Essential things from the store Oh the store the thing that we have Now we take for granted all the time The store Back in my day we had the black plague Let me tell you something Shut up grandpa The prequels are good grandpa People ask those would you rather questions Would you rather live in the past or the future Future easy easy fucking future Take me to the future I don't want to I'll take fallout 3 future Over the middle ages I legit will I legit fucking will I'll live with the scarcity Of modern stuff Then I will not even those things Existing I mean they're giant roaches That kill you What about death claws dude I won't venture near death claw areas Everyone's irradiated So you just presume you have the mini map That you do in fallout universe Like this would be knowledge that we would have Is like these are areas where death claw No no Listen listen Even if that wasn't the case Which we would because they have like dens and nests No you'd be blocked You'd bloop into it and you'd be like fuck I don't even know what's going on I wouldn't go wandering around In the wilderness alone Right But even if the fallout world was real There's no reason that you couldn't just shoot a death claw With a 30 out 6 and have it die Would you get the 30 out 6 though From the guns that are everywhere in fallout You fallout may It may not work out this way rags The fallout's a video game It may not It's not actually real I know but we're talking This is literally a hypothetical we're talking about I know it's not real So you might not get that gun I might not get the gun But in the fallout universe they seem to be Extremely prevalent and easy to acquire That's a video game But if we apply the video game In the real world and we're living in that universe Guns are extremely Prevalent to the point where people Can make them out of pipes with effectiveness I would also caution you die often Or at least a lot of people do die often In the fallout games so you gotta be careful As fuck still People die all the time In the middle ages too I would rather have A scarcity of modern materials In a fallout universe Where people Go about doing their lives and all that stuff Than live in the middle ages Legitimately would, I'd rather do that Because you still have things like Doctors and medicine and chemicals And production lines And all that stuff That stuff exists in the fallout world And most people are not The character that you play as In fallout is not the character you would be playing If you had the one real Actual life that you have I wouldn't be bumping around in the wilderness With myself and my 20 guns trapped in my back Having adventures, like no I'd be in a town doing stuff Getting raped and killed by slavers, yeah You have those that exist in the middle ages Yeah, I know But I would much rather live In the fallout world Than in the medieval world Maybe Now if the stipulations were to change And we changed like What if you were a king Of the middle ages And what if you were like An actual dirt slave in fallout Like that would change them But Assuming you're like Assuming both of those was You were a middle class person in Middle ages and just a middle class person In the fallout world There's no middle class What about radiation rags? Will? Guess what exists in fallout Right away There's as many benefits as the video game Realization does, that's why I was like How come you get to have these mechanics along with it No, no, no, no, these I'm not giving it any benefit other than how I would pay Well, you're talking about Like, rather way existing Like that's very much a Chill the fuck out, try to make a point So you got medieval world Is basically just medieval times in our world As we understand it, while the fallout world Is all, you get the benefit of All these different video game mechanics That needs to play While the medieval one doesn't What video game mechanic was I referring to That wouldn't exist with a real life equivalent Radaway is a fucking No, if the world of fallout Which is a fantasy world was real Then there is a drug called radaway That can remove radiation That's what I was referring to That is what I consider to be unfair Compared to the medieval comparison That doesn't get any benefits mechanically It's unfair because one of these is real And the other is fantasy that we're trying to say If it was Yeah, so that's why when Sitch mentioned The future, the fallout, three future sort of thing I wasn't actually assuming we'd have the game One to one, I was assuming basically Post-apocalypse Which is why I probably I probably would end up choosing Something like the medieval thing to be safe Alright, if it was between like The medieval ages where I lived as And the road Then I would pick the medieval ages Okay That's And I, yeah, that's Sorry, what about Raiders rags? Well, Raiders aren't everywhere, I'd take my chance Yeah, and a more poignant I guess question would be like X just said the Skyrim vs fallout But Skyrim is magic, right? So it's pretty tempting Yeah, magic is always tempting Yeah, that's the thing, magic is If it was no magic, I would still go with fallout But I Feel Magic sells me on Tamriel essentially I'll go with Elder Scrolls if there's magic Even if I can't use magic Having it as an easily accessible Utility That I can go to And have people use it Then Even then And plus you have like magical roots And potions and all that kind of stuff Like alchemy, like as an actual thing In that universe, so This is an interesting discussion That I enjoy having Someone said kingdom come Deliverance vs fallout I think I'd choose fallout Anyway Prequels are objectively great Yes, they are, Raiders Alright Watch the video of Alex Jones explaining The prequels, he unironically makes them Make so much more sense Well, yeah, he's fun to listen To recanting them, and I think there's a lot Of validity to his Recanting of the storyline Because unfortunately, I think a lot of people Do look back on the prequels and just remember Boring, like rooms People talk, politics Boo, but there is more to it And there's definitely an attempt at a Throughline, and I think that maybe They get shafted a little bit while Equal trilogy has been given every benefit of the doubt People have gone fine tooth comb Mode and looked through everything And they ask simple questions to people who love these films And then they end up saying stuff like But how did it make you feel And you're like, oh Back In the clone wars, it's so dumb Because the Jedi find out Dooku killed Sifo and had the clones made And they let it slide Because they don't want to lose support for the war Hmm I'd have to watch the clone wars To really, I don't know Say anything further on that, I don't know The spider's decree PSA must be kicked Oh no, and yet he's still here Still here, still kicking The YouTuber Anomaly Inc Does a great job of pointing out the bad Arguments against the prequels Sitch give them a watch Anomaly Inc Is the YouTuber I'll check it out The sequel's narrative is borderline non-functional It can't stand without What came before, but it collapses If you acknowledge what came before Prequels don't have that problem What they felt like to you isn't objective Oh That was so provocative that Adam, I don't even know The boring comments, I don't know One of you two, you're both wrong Prequels are boring Sorry Trigger, sorry, hard truth I deal with it I suck, sorry Screw Barbered Greedo, we know what this EFAP needs to be We got to Tonald, we did Yeah, we did it, man And despite the hecklers In this cast, he clearly passed The EFAP test He's grown, he's become Not so terrible, apparently Isn't it funny how after the sequel trilogy ends With no ruling galactic government in power Wouldn't the galaxy be in a lawless chaos After Tross ends You would think that In a way You would think that The way that it ends Because it ends immediately after the battle So you don't get any of that I absolutely believe that there would be a I don't think it would be chaos I essentially think that each planet would become Essentially the equivalent of the nation state And they would cooperate with each other Because there is a galactic There's still galactic commerce That happens There would be messy parts of it But it doesn't seem Like there's any It might be messy For a little bit I thought that was Sitch saying For a while To go really loud I don't know about that Do you disagree? No, I agree Well, I mean, who knows It is speculation, but I think that The Galaxy Hi rags Okay, I was going to say it loud enough But I'm very interested in the idea Of That time period Between episode 6 And a theoretical much better episode 7 Than what we got How does the galaxy form Do they reform the republic If they do, is it flawed, is it better Do they form different In effort Empire back in bad now Again, guys I'm super interested in that You could essentially have like a space game Of thrones happening I'm sure we'll get a Mandalorian style TV show That is set after the sequel trilogy Bunch of things will happen It'll be a baby, it'll be cute Yeah Adam, I can hear me I could hear me in my Ear from you But it's gone now, I'm gone now But I'm here Adam, were you doing something you weren't supposed to be doing? Adam, what were you doing? What were you supposed to be doing? Also you sound much louder now than you did before Is that better? A little bit, yeah A little bit My sounds doing funny things So I have my finger On the trigger now Oh my god Isn't it funny how after the sequel Oh yeah, I was right there Hello my e-words Have you guys seen Hannibal? And if so, could you share some thoughts on it? Keep up the good work and change your opinion on Attler I have not seen Hannibal I have seen Hannibal Season 1 and 2 Incredibly striking visuals Gory as hell Mads Mikkelsen makes a fantastic Hannibal And the story is very engaging But I remember I remember Spot and Natism or two Being like, hmm, tastes like Tism to me I don't know, I'm gonna have to give it a rewatch maybe But Very enjoyable Have not heard good things about Season 3 I haven't seen it myself Have not heard good things Yeah, you got a notification this time Also your tross videos are great PSA Thank you So Sitch, since Disney Has so much more money letting their movies Having given a technical appeal All of their movies are superior to any movies With worse filmmaking techniques But better writing, yes Repeat that Um, yeah So Sitch, since Disney Has so much money letting their movies Having a given technical appeal All their movies Are superior to any movies With worse filmmaking techniques But better writing No No, I mean, assuming they're strong in my position Because I was just saying that obviously the effects And the sequels were better than the prequels I mean, first of all That's not, that's a bad comparison Because George Lucas had a shit ton of money to work with When they made the prequels Those movies weren't cheap to make Oh yeah, I wouldn't believe he had a cap on his money And what's interesting too Is that the amount of money that episode one got In the amount of money episode three got Pretty close to each other Whereas episode seven May double what episode nine did What if you were judging prequels and sequels Just on writing, Sitch Oh yeah, I already said just on writing Yes, the prequels are better I said that like He has said that a few times Yeah, yeah, definitely He said the right thing a couple times, yes He's also said the wrong thing A couple of times I know, I'm sorry I thought this was an independent zone No, everyone must agree We're sending Bubba to your house He's a large man He will say things You best let him in Or he's gonna fuck shit up We say about the Star Wars prequels Will you Be covering Winds of Winter when it's finally released Speaking of Game of Thrones The Marauder and Doom Eternal is not a flaw Fight me, water is jelly Okay I don't know anything about the Marauder I've heard this Discussions about the Marauder though About whether or not it's a poop or not Ask if you're gonna cover the book As for Winds of Winter, I mean I'll read it More than likely, if it ever arrives I don't think I'll be covering it anyway though God, that's gonna be a shit show dude There's so many ways People are gonna be more Rutanizing of that book Than any of his books because of everything that's happened I know a lot of people will be like Saving grace, but a lot of people will be like You're gonna fuck it up too, aren't you Well, it can't be worse than the show, right? I feel like we should never say that Just because Yeah, knock on wood I can't imagine it being worse than the show It feels like you're testing the universe When you do stuff like that I was like, Genesis That's the bottom for the Terminator franchise And it's like, hey, what about Dark Fate? I'm like, oh well Sure, Dark Fate's gonna be about Sarah Connor But it can't possibly be worse And then you watch that opening And you're like, oh So what is this? Oh my god, this is That's perfect Oh my god Do you believe that TLJ and Trump's are objectively good Yeah That's terrible Oh my goodness Bragg's asking the right questions Kind of make sure he's actually Of my blood Got to get him when they're young Blood of my bum Favorite Tarantino film and why Also high-rag Mine, I believe Is currently either Kill Bill Or Glorious Bastards really does score Part 1, I'm less fond of Part 2 Really? Though I need to rewatch all of them to really get a better Cause Reservoir Dogs is Obviously up there too I know it's not Death Proof or Hateful Eight or Oh yeah, Django and Shane Would be up there as well, I really like that I hate Death Proof, that's the only movie He's dead that I didn't like That's what I mean, that's what I said That's definitely not one of them Yeah, I'm gonna My safety right now, I'm gonna go with Django or Kill Bill or Reservoir Dogs Pick one, I pick four As for why I don't know, they're all just I very much enjoy them to give More specifics, I don't think I have to explain For Glorious Bastards Two of the scenes in that movie are like some of the Best scenes in anything ever That That bar scene, man Good tisms And the tension Yeah, I don't know, let's open it up What's everyone else think I'm probably gonna go with, I haven't seen A lot of this stuff, but of what I've seen Django and Glorious Bastards Lots of humor in that movie I'm gonna go with the classic, I think Pulp Fiction is the best one That's a fair choice You like it cause all the n-words Even though it's true we would have Voted for Django That's true, there was a lot of n-words in Django I didn't like that The girl Or the wife was such So stupid that bugged me a lot in Django She was stupid, what do you mean? I don't remember She seemed like a slave Seemed like she would have been more Street smart, I don't know She did really dumb shit and I was like Oh my god I kind of interpreted it like it was supposed to be like a naive princess fairy tale kind of quality With a lot too I can't believe you don't like death proof You like death proof? I did, yeah That movie is awful Except for the one scene The scene in the diner is terrible And it goes on for like a half hour But aside from that I thought it was really good No Sorry I'm a contrarian Is it better or worse than the prequel stitch? That's a tough one By a mile Death proof Made me physically angry Really? What happened? I don't remember why Exactly In the diner where the girls are talking forever But I figured you would have liked that scene Because it's like girl talk I didn't like that you had these I don't want to get into it It's going to sound too SJW It's bad for my brand if I talk about it Here we go What happened? Are you okay? I believe discord had a bit of a tism Oh my Your favorite Tarantino movie is probably Death proof Yeah Death proof? I don't even know what that is You haven't seen death proof? I haven't seen death proof Adam's feelings are now in pieces Sometimes after a really good poop with the door closed I feel death proof Oh I feel untouchable Mostly because I don't want to touch myself Just pick less than five movies And you've done better than rag Oh I did I guess I didn't come through I haven't seen too much of a stuff But what I have seen I would say either And glorious bastards or Jango Is probably my top competing too Okay I'm leaning on Jango Because they say they inward a lot more There you go You gotta have the reason I feel like they don't I got my fix The best EFAP villains And Greedo with best voice Sitch it's a quarantine miracle Also high atlags I A high Lonely B-Day Hello In my opinion Episode three is better than Two is better than one is better than Five is better than four is better than six is better than Rogue one is better than seven is better than nine Is better than herpes in the D Is better than TLJ Herpes in the D They said the prequels were better than the original Yes they put the prequels above the originals Oof So what you're saying is they're correct No That is me disagreeing Michael My corona conspiracy Wesker Oh Complete global Saturation Chris Corona Chris COVID-19 Minutes Chris Web design is dead Oh that's probably what we were complaining about discord That would make sense Mule shlee You'll have to wait until after 100 until you update Please leave the first 100 episodes pure beautiful I may not have a choice Discord sometimes just fucks itself It happened when one of the EFAPs Prior I can't remember which one But as I was talking It just updated itself and I was like oh okay So like unironically If that was to happen right now it would be a fucking disaster It would just look ugly as hell on the screen To be like cool thank you I mean you guys have to look at it right now At least stitch anyway so I'm so sorry about that Must be horrible That's why I hate the prequels Because I have to look at this awful Discord UI Why do I have to be Mr. Brown Because You poo with the door closed You son of a bitch Yeah so Hopefully it don't update for Mahler and I Yeah we gotta stay pure That's the thing If I restart my computer Or if Or if I restart Discord Don't do it There's a thing man I I screen share with people Every once in a while to like show different things From different shows or clips from whatever Even my timeline showing different friends I was going and stuff I can't even risk that now because it can make me crash Every once in a while on Discord I have a question Describe things verbally In real time It is a ticking clock with the face of it Scrubbed off I can just hear it ticking I don't know when it's going to end Soon you'll just stop using Discord to prevent it from updating That's my solution I don't want to clean up EFAP is over everybody We don't want to risk EFAP being ruined If they commit to this Shit because I do check the Discord Subred every once in a while To undo this nonsense It's really gonna fucking I hope it pisses a lot of people off We're gonna have to come up with something We're gonna have to test window sizes And how the window of Discord affects the size Of the icons We're gonna have to change the template Like they really fucked up something That was just perfectly fine the way it was Also I guess you couldn't edit it So Like you could still see the person talking About having the giant square in it either What on the end That's the move If my square was all black I wouldn't mind it that much Who looks spooky? It's just the face They gotta give me white because they're racist Yeah Normally ink on EFAP And make sure you alert me when he's on you massives Also high rags from the UK Hello from America land Yeah it's possible Our guest list is in the bazillions And I often forget who I've even said To come on The one, the big one being Okonaru I told him he'd come on like a year and a half ago Feels bad man getting there One day it'll happen For you very much When everybody is nobody Nobody is Everybody Or dildo dragons probably Nobody is everybody And everybody is nobody This is a hack just use team speak No team speak I mean the visuals on team speak Are something we can still get Even with the update Like you can go into specific servers And do it that way but like I don't do that either Team speak's audio quality was good shit though Yeah it was very good It's just the team speak never evolved That's the thing team speak was like I can get you into calls With one or more friends and you're like cool Can you do anything else no There's other things There's text chat They had that Text chat You have a little green thing that does A thing when you make noise That's something we take for granted I remember when I first saw this setup In discord from a call and I was like oh my god That's like super useful to have Like on a stream probably And now they're taking it away from me Can I make a petition I'm gonna make it I'm gonna write a fucking letter I'm very worried every time I say that About any kind of stupid update From any kind of program they usually end up keeping it I'm like baffled by it Like in like YouTube you know Like surely they won't like keep this And he hates it and it provides no usefulness Whatsoever it's Worse in every way Surely they won't like it Surprise You can tell them they hate it and they'll say Thank you for enjoying and approving of our update Where Google fuck you Is Sitch a Tizmoid I think they mean disnoid and Just because he puts the sequels above the prequels That does make him seem like a disnoid doesn't it What's a disnoid I don't even know what that means That's what we call Disney fanboys Definitely not What but that video you put out recently You're trying to explain how good the new films are Oh yeah I totally made it You made three videos about how amazing Rise of Skywalker was Yeah you should check them out How impressive it was Yes Like that part where like Ray held up the dagger And it just perfectly matched the Death Star It was oh That part's really good Emotionally Emotionally I just I just stood up and I started clapping Do you remember when Ray said It's the Death Star It's a bad place Do you remember how he said the acting was way better In the sequels It's a bad place Bad place I mean like if you're always standing Neutrally with your mouth slightly open Staring at something I mean You can't really do bad acting With that always happening right And if you're always just randomly screaming someone's name That's not like bad acting Ray It was weird to seem like I would say that the last one Rise of Skywalker had the worst acting out of The three sequels I think it's because none of the acts is Fucking kid anymore They knew that this was going downhill Fuck it I'm here because I'm kind of a legal and artistic Obligation I think the last shit I broke everybody If you watch the interviews surrounding TFA Adam Drive is really excited to be a part of Star Wars And he talks about how JJ's brought this brand new story And he's focusing entirely on the characters And the emotion of it all And he's super into it I fucking know Why don't you check out the TROS promotional stuff With Kyler Red He didn't do any I think he actually managed to get some kind of deal Where he was just like fuck that Yeah He just doesn't want to be He wants to scrub it out of his life I wonder if you asked Adam Drive or now Like if you could talk to younger you Would you have done all this And he probably would I would guess that he would say It has opened up a lot of possibilities for me So I'll take the bad with the good But I wish it could have been something besides Star Wars that got my acting career Or if it was Star Wars but good Or if it was Star Wars but good Very true Would you prefer a battlefield game or a cod game Which do you think are better balanced And have better mechanics asking as a console player Battlefield While I haven't played Battlefield 5 because the beta was shit And I won't purchase it for principle reasons I am a huge Fan of previous battlefields Battlefield 4 I believe is my most played game Ever I've played Battlefield 4 a shit ton Battlefield 3 a whole bunch Bad Company 2 Battlefield 1 and I've all enjoyed them all Immensely I love Battlefield I think it really really works well I've enjoyed the Call of Duty They're pretty hit and miss for me They're fine I fully agree with that Very hit and miss So Zombies is hit and miss I never liked zombies I never cared for zombies and how tough They got and how resistant they were To damage I never liked their attacks and the level Designs on a lot of these maps My favorite thing Was willed at war I had one of the power ups While doing that If you picked up a weapon it would increase The total weapons you can hold by one Because the glitch they eventually bugged it Out of the thing You could eventually if you were good at the game Like basically have the full roster Of weapons and never lose Because Shinonuma Is the map to do it on Had enough space to be able to Basically avoid the zombies As long as you knew how to What would be the term How to kite them I guess Sort of Like Yeah You could manipulate their Animations and their movement patterns Based on yours to where they couldn't quite hit you And Yeah they kept expanding on it And I feel like Black Ops 1 Was the last time I really liked zombies A lot of people choose different times for when it Stop being as fun Yeah I never really got into it at all I remember when it first came out in World at War And I was like this is okay But I think what killed it for me Was the fact that you had to Make your weapons Powerful enough because Enemies got so insanely Bullet spongy And I keep that in games I hate spongy enemies There are different kinds of horde modes And this was one where it was like you will lose You will definitely lose eventually How it has to work while other horde games Like to have endings and I know a lot of players That are like I don't like horde games that don't Have an end and it's like yeah it's fair enough I mean I think that when it comes to Horde style games like Killing Floor 2 is like Top tier Top really really top tier Weapons always feel like They have punch to them Your enemies are bullet spongy It scales big enemies health Based on how many players there are Significant differences in play styles Based on the class and weapon that you're using The maps are fantastic There's modding And there's excellent one Even like Gears of War 3 And even 5 to a degree But Even the Gears of War stuff A lot of people have really liked the horde mode on it And I have to for the most part Killing Floor 2 Really does sort of seem to be A Gold standard for horde mode It's just so So good. I mean I played it with Metal on his stream Yesterday and I played it today It's so good to get back I do it is a fun game To sort of you know mong out too Because you can just blast away And it's very satisfying Even if you die it's like oh well I got a bunch of experience Yeah it's fun to play Weapons are designed really great They have great feedback when you shoot enemies Like to getting shot The maps are fantastic There's the modding Earlier today I was playing Blockfort from Super Mario Kart 64 On Killing Floor They just made it a map in that Also Vermintide horde Vermintide horde is pretty good The thing is I don't consider it horde Because the main mode for that is Like a story where you progress through a level And I love Vermintide Both of them are good, the second one is fantastic But um Yeah it definitely will Fulfill the need Instead of just waves you progress through a map Not to jump ahead But that newer supercharger said best difficulty system Killing Floor 2 is close I really do like the way they do difficulty in Killing Floor It's so good I'm surprised it didn't Set like an industry standard I'll tell you why it takes a lot of work Yeah it takes a lot of work to do it Because like instead of just bumping up enemy health Where they become bullet sponges at higher difficulties They move at different speeds They're faster The types of enemies change So more like elite enemies will spawn They'll usually have a different set of moves Or at least additional moves Yeah they'll do different attacks So they'll just do things that they don't do At lower difficulties But your weapons never feel weak and Anemic and pathetic If you shoot a zombie in the head it will die On every difficulty It's other factors that make the game more difficult So you don't spawn Into a high level Or high difficulty game And feel like you're just shooting beanbags at enemies Weapons always feel deadly And they have a punch to them You're good katers and rags always likes the games I hate You hate Killing Floor 2 Really? I'd be curious as to why Like I'm sure you have a reason What that reason is I hate all horde games If you hate all horde games Then Killing Floor 2 Will as a horde game Probably not bring Smile to your face I'm gonna try it I recommend it immensely That you try it Very fun I'm pretty sure he said he was fat too What? You say anything positive about the prequels And Sitch just goes nuts Ridiculous Count Dooku was not an F Okay I said he was a C He's not a C You're still wrong Just less wrong He's a C I know it's hard to accept What is Rey in the sequel trilogy What letter do you give her What is that This will tell us something about your scale I give her a D- Maybe I don't know What about Richard E. Grant Who's that? Scared The one that went crazy General White Pride He's a Pride His acting was bad His character was retarded And so His acting was fine Let her See He gets the same as Christopher Lee Jesus, you just hate old white men You've caught me Down with old white men And white women apparently too Just take them all Take all white people Hashtag all white people Hashtag okay because they're white Mola, your April Fool's video was Hilariously terrifying It sounded Too so authentic And caused me to have an existential crisis Thanks, PS High Wags Hello Did either of you guys see My Rise of Skywalker defense video I saw a thumbnail and I said Oh, it's April Fool's And then I clicked on it Aw What's the effort to that what Old Boopa did I guess I should It's a hearty defense It's an explanation Of the masterpiece that is the sequel trilogy Well I like that it was You were emulating Just rights thumbnails I don't know what you mean I was like This is a just right video and I saw your name And I was really confused How can someone who has the word right In their name be such a shitty Right I don't understand how My brain can't register it I just don't understand Clearly Homo said she said Count Dookula taught his Ewok And Empire salute Count Dookula Count Dookula Dookula I'll be honest it's been a long time I'll give them a second shot Okay how about that Just so everyone stops crying I'll watch them again Everyone just keeps repeating The same terrible points But episode one and two have a ton of great things And in my opinion Episode three is the greatest movie ever Made Wow I'm not gonna go that far I'm gonna sit Further away from that A lot of chair Relaxed breath I think that's the one thing we can all agree with Is that the sequel discord Is just terrible Absolutely terrible The sequel discord I agree with that actually Mola should have joined in on the Movie Bob food challenge on the Jack show It's not like It's inhuman It's not wrong Because you have to know Like what would a large portion be For Movie Bob Are we thinking triple the size of what we saw On that picture Like do you Can you imagine like a western sizzlin Oh god That Maybe you think that's small That's a whole Restaurant I love when he posts that picture The comments were like this is a joke right Just disbelief Like Bob you are horrendously obese I do not know Well If you were like a fad of his You'd be like oh for fuck really Like why would you Like Bob like What are you doing You gluttonous gelatinous Blob of bad takes Hello all and hello rags Oh hello Oh all of us and me I got a special chat I am looking at buying an AR During this china Flu crisis Do you have a good suggestion for a budget model Or just buy Bit the metaphorical bullet And buy the cult Honestly There are a lot of different Um ones you could buy ARs are very cheap You can buy them for 500 bucks Um you don't have to buy a cult You can buy all kinds of different Ones I mean like I It's hard to find one that would be bad I would imagine it would be difficult to find a bad one Um But man I think Probably tough to go wrong they're just not expensive They've been around for so long And there's so many of them That you can Just sort of go for it man You don't have much to worry about Just go ahead and buy There's tons online that you could buy From different places You'll find them cheaper online Than you will at a physical Like a gun store That's just a general rule If you want to buy one used from somebody That's also a solid option I've gotten plenty of guns from people And they've served me well They're generally much cheaper And they often come with Mags and stuff like that So that might be a good option for you But man don't Don't be too worried about that Lots of great ARs for cheap More as TFA series Is redpilling him hard on how awful TFA is He'll hate it as much as I do by the time he's done Um at the end of TFA part two I like teased That I'm like we haven't even gotten to the Wrath Tars Of how bad this is starting to get And I couldn't have Understated that more I was finishing editing The Wrath Tars portion of my criticism Of TFA and took fucking ages To get through all of it That scene is so bad for so many reasons And it hurts the old brain cells And it's not even the fact That they're giant testicles that eat people That part's fine for the most part It's everything else That's the good bit That they're this goofy enemy That we're all just like oh I remember people saying like That was the prequelish part of TFA The Wrath Tars It's just funny because like You should have fucking been happy with that Like my dad said in TLJ That the whole casino planet That's how you say casino planet Which is what we all called it Because we couldn't remember Canto Byte If they even said that I can't remember if they did Um but he said Even that felt like really off And I was like it felt really prequely Yeah see That's how you know the prequels are bad But I mean they're probably referring To an experience Specifically you see The experience of something feeling Fake which a lot of people did feel The prequels were Now the problem is that All of the film was terrible And it's almost like it was good to have A little mess in it Remember that time Remember that time Things were so much simpler Remember when Star Wars was like awful but not Like It wasn't destructive It was just like a sad puppy That just keeps running into a wall And then you get the hammer And you're like it's time And so You destroy the wall so the puppy can get through Yes I agree That puppy can go on forever Knocking himself into anything he wants Um Oh hey I got notified this time Then he gets flushed He couldn't have he was running away from it in a scenario 100% Um Oh hey I got notified this time High rags Oh hello Fooking disnoids I know right Terrible Uh hey more I'm trying to get a friend into eFap I'm having a great time telling her all the memes And deep lore you masses have What do you think is the best place to start out with eFap Also high rags Hello I feel like one should You know It's a good intro I think Yeah and then proceed Go to the plot holes one In ascending order Just watch them all from the beginning Watch them all And then tell them to give us money And yeah make sure they don't skip the commercials Tell them they get better The more money that she gives I would honestly recommend The pilot because we did have to Pitch the show to executives So the pilot and Um the show about plot holes Episode and then I mean you'll know You know this person pretty well You'll know what kind of stuff they like I remember someone classified Episodes of eFap as plot and filler The filler ones I think were the debates And the plot ones When we cover videos and content creators I can't remember if that's how that works But if it works that way you know Skip them on episodes you think that Aren't important to the plot I guess It's hard for me to know exactly But chronological Every single episode That's probably the best way to do it One to three add on to the universe Seven to nine destroy the universe And that was from Dr. Martin Luther Pepe Who always comes out with very interesting takes I think I agree Even if we are talking About nothing other than World building and legacy One to three make the universe So much bigger they add so much They expand the world in an Incredibly productive and Wonderful way Seven to nine it feels like the world Is dead and empty void Where nothing Is happening really anywhere The universe is just this Disjointed Husky It's just awful It just feels empty and shallow And hollow Doesn't feel alive Don't you remember the example I used? What was your example? The environment pops around you But everywhere you're not looking I like that analogy I think it's a very good analogy If the characters aren't there At that scene it might as well Just not exist in this universe I think this is A super chat presenting What they think are the flaws of the prequels They got Jar Jar Anakin And the dialogue such as I hate sand Jar Jar wasn't even in The second and third one that much He was only a visual I think Yeah Even then Just seeing his smug gungan fucking face The guy sticking out of his noggin The interpretation is George Lucas being like fuck you He's in the film I get that you hate him but he's still there He's still a character And Sitch Are you aware of Jar Jar's Defeat essentially what happens to Jar Jar After He basically becomes a clown On Naboo And all the parents hate him But the kids like him Which is like a meta commentary I was about to say And so we're all sad It was like no Jar Jar was like in the Senate And he was a He was technically a war hero He took out a tank Jar Jar deserved better Jar Jar does deserve better He was a fucking hero He deserved a long walk off a short pier Okay Jesus Christ Into a bouncy castle We just let anybody In the Z-Faps We need to vet these people He deserved better Okay So it's Jar Jar or Rose Tico Oh no I'll choose because her voice was not Just like Oh my god Dude duck and cover chat's gonna come for you I will choose Rose Tico over Jar Jar Wow chat is coming She's so angry Oh my goodness gracious Chat look he doesn't know what he's saying It's okay calm down He doesn't know what he speaks I'm afraid Uh Uh I don't know how we go on Some ideas of Disney Should have done a sequel trilogy Thousands of years after them Cast Mark Hamill as Ghost Luke Chris Pratt as Skywalker Chris Pratt would make a good Yeah Chris Pratt Would definitely make a good Star Wars Protagonist I feel like he's good for everything He's just fun He's a guy though Well yeah but think about You could show how flawed men are So Right side You see someone posted a chat Sad to be with a gun shooting Sitch who's portrayed as a Tism person Well this is the thing Saint Nick got a job to do If you pick Rose Tico over literally anybody You need to be put down You're on the naughty list man You cannot pick You cannot pick fucking Misa Jar Jar over Rose Tico I actually can Possible Jar Jar blew up a tank Yeah wait a minute Rose prevented Finn from saving Everyone's life She heroically rescued everybody From death But not really Oh my god she's the fucking Person who in Like you ruined my death But reversed you You ruined my safety I don't even know She's special And yeah you can go You enjoy your Rose Tico solo film We'll enjoy our Jar Jar solo film Actually I would prefer A Jar Jar solo film Just gonna be so awful Probably be hilarious I would love to take up that challenge Make it like an engaging Meaningful Jar Jar solo film Impossible Subtiles like Misa coming back The Jar Jar we never knew What was Jar Jar like at home Under the Binks What was I just under the Binks In the Binks household I want to see Jar Jar baking a cake Yeah he see he grew up abused And he used to probably like Winding up the old grandfather clock Sitting in front of the underwater fire And enjoying A selection of Oh my god they mess it up with FJW crap Like the Jar Jar film is all the FGWE There's like a Female Gungans are like fighting for Rights in their underwater society Like what Jar Jar you make me wet Like this big lake we fucking Live in If you haven't seen Backstroke of The best you should it's an English Chinese English translation bootleg Of Return of the Sith I mean Revenge of the Sith Yeah we've been recommended that And I've heard that it's really funny Since like EFAP1 I think we've been recommended We'll get there It's only 80 episodes later Geez Yeah We'll watch it for another time Yes The CGI argument is bad When they made the prequels they used the Best CGI of the time and then they did the same For the sequels you can argue that the CGI Is comparable for the time frame They were made in Well no cause couldn't I would say The special effects in the original is better Than the prequels just the way they look The OT Yeah I would say So too cause it was practical That's why the thing holds up Exactly exactly And then the sequels CGI So good now that you pretty much like You can just use it for everything Yeah cause there's that time period It was like in 2000s where Practical effects look so much better than CG But people still use CG for some reason But oddly enough The CG in Lord of the Rings still Is really good so too I love it strong A lot of people relied on it when it was just not ready To be relied on Valorok is so fucking cool dude Valorok does look really cool I guess they Think was it just better CG Or is it just they were better like I think it was a better style Leaks that they used cause the Valorok is basically Black but it's glowing Right so it doesn't have to look Realistic and he's like coding Black smoke as well a lot of the time Yeah it's easy To hide it cause it's always kind of This amorphous outline To it with the smoke and the flames Right and the texture Of the Valorok itself it's hard To just sort of see any way because of what it is Right it wasn't like Jar Jar you look at him now on episode 1 And even though he does look better You're like mmmm Don't mention Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean He looked great He did look really good but when was that In comparison to Star Wars I don't know probably a decent chunk of time Later Dead man's chest 2006 and I believe Phantom Man is a 99 And 6 years Yeah Do you guys remember the Pirates of the Caribbean movies Or is it just like me where it's sort of just like A blended up mush inside of your brain I'm a better person than you and yes I do remember the differences That's not true but what about the movies The first one's great The second one's sort of good The second one would have The second one depended on the third one being good And the third one being bad brings the second one down Cause it's like a part one You can start to see like The problems of the third one You can see like the beginnings of it In the second one Do you remember in the third one when Davy Jones Tentacle rapes a man to death Fucking grim dude And it's funny because I remember I got shit on reddit At some point just being like this happened in this movie Do you guys remember this and people are like Oh Jesus Oh Basically like he's under the control Of the East India Trading Company And they have his heart And everything's falling apart In the finale to the point where He realizes at one point He's left in like the What is the part of the ship with a The boat deck Whatever deck he's on Everybody gets Blown up by a cannibal except the dude Who's like the last in command That threatens Davy Jones at all Like they both look around and realize it And so he grabs him because he knows that if he kills him He'll be free of that potential And so you're like oh he's just gonna like stab him With a sword and he'll fall over Cause a lot of the time I don't know if you remember this But in Pirates of Caribbean they would slash people And it would like be raining and so water would spray everywhere Instead of blood cause kids and stuff And so you'd expect someone like that And you're just like oh you'll just stab him But he like he just gets closer to him Closer and you're like what the fuck And that is his little beard tentacle thing He goes to his ear, his nose What are the pops out of his like mouth I think or goes down Yeah like the biggest tentacle just starts He's tasting all that guy's boogers He was mad man I've never been mad enough Had a guy to eat his boogers The grim part though Is he pulls them all out And you get this really it's like a one second Shot of the guy's face As it cuts away and it's just this like Just think of like You put all that stuff in And you yank it all out It's just like whore And then you're like this is for kids right Jesus And as even just said Davy Jones definitely wasn't Practicing social distancing No And look what happened Yeah Deadman's chest was alright The third one was poop, the fourth one was poop The fifth one was poop First one was fucking great though What a shame And aren't they all written Or at least the first four aren't they written by the same guy too I think so that's like Really disappointing Bill Nyey man Fucking killed it Also I think I accidentally jumped around On super chats but don't worry I'm reading them all out This one just says burn the heretics Probably in relation to you guys Badmouthing the prequels I know for a fact the prequel Defenders if you want to call them that They hate plinkets videos so Oh go figure Sounds like a bit of a solid effect thing doesn't it It's like yeah that makes much sense Yeah I'm all in rags I agree the prequels are better But man I think you need to re-watch the RLM prequel evisceration to put it fresh in your mind There you go There you go There's a smart lad If Ewan is an F Then what is Daisy Oh he said Daisy is a C And Ewan is an F Think about that You said Daisy is a D minus How come I'm the only person I don't remember I was gonna say the point is you rated Ewan lower That's gonna I don't think there's anyone on this planet that would agree with you I'll watch him again I'll watch him again and then I'll come back and say No they were just as awful as I thought He's the dude who says Hello there How can you possibly rate that lower Than Daisy If you're talking about meme potential Prequels blows it out of the way Nope acting just he nailed that line Every second of it Which line did he nail All of his lines He nailed the low there He did Did you think he didn't Well I don't think Obi-Wan was supposed to be Kind of like the cock share smarmy character To say hello there He literally says hello there In a new hope When does he say hello there This is the first line he has When he sees Luke Fuck you he's saying like literally hello there He wasn't saying it fuck you to Grievous Oh he totally was You were saying hello to Grievous the good friends Yeah Grievous the good friend I feel like if I'm good as they fuck you to somebody I don't replace it with hello there Yeah Yeah he was like oh look it's my good friend Like I don't end arguments by saying Oh yeah and you know what Hello there Who's literally in canon because I think The Jenny Tardosky Clone Wars are supposed to be in canon Because it ends with Mace Windu crushing his chest And liking the movie It literally the canon is General Grievous has killed like six or seven Jedi At this point And Obi-Wan's like oh it's my good friend Who's murdered my comrades Wait did you think we were serious We said they were good friends No I know General Kenobi Yeah that's one of the things I think Is actually a flaw in episode three I fucking retarded that Obi-Wan just jumps down there If they'd all just shot it would be fucked No he could have taken them He had done a big ol' force bubble What a fuck them in the asshole But he is Kind of a cocky character In the prequels And I don't think that is disproven By the fact that when he's older he's A lot more careful Don't you agree he shouldn't have been Why? Anakin should be cocky Why shouldn't he have been a cocky Maybe he kind of need a balance don't you Do you? Well Mr. Plinkett said you do Oh dude The prequels are better than the sequels Anybody who says otherwise is objectively wrong Damn Sitch you turned the chat against me Bola you have done that yourself I like that That's funny Oh this guy says he got his pizza I wonder if he'll give updates on the digestion I'm sure of it Sitch get the mouse's D Oh yeah we'll need to know Depends on what's on that pizza That pizza is less It's not so much of food as it is a platform Sitch get the mouse's D out of your A Oof Sitch fucking Eviscerated This reminds me of people who are like Bull is a fucking MCU fanboy Look at my channel they're like Captain Marvel Black Panther was I think we agreed Captain Marvel was the worst movie of 2019 Mainstream sure That one is staggeringly stupid I haven't watched all the porno's I just mean there's indie films You fuck Those are indie films I agree Characters in plot And writing Those are the best ones I get very invested in the characters Makes it that much more interesting Yeah I don't really care about 80% of the middle But the ending man Hey EFAP gang it's been four months And that's due to me in Navy boot camp and just graduated So now I'm training to be An A B H What would A B H stand for An A B H An Anastasia Beverly Hills Oh Well enjoy your If that's where you want to be Living in Beverly Hills then Go for it man I'm happy for you Um Yeah maybe someone in chat knows Because I'm But yes congrats Basically the guy's in yellow jackets On the flight deck on a carrier Ah So enjoy an early Tax return And yeah hope everything's working out Sounds like fun I'm about to say something controversial RLM has weak takes on the prequels They're not perfect but they're better than People make them out to Okay I think they meant to say They're not better than Wait I'm sorry They're not perfect but they're better than People make them out to be I feel like I could be convinced But it could be difficult Well I don't think they meant to say this This way did they? Like they said They've got weak takes on the prequels They're not perfect but they're better than People make them out to be Oh wait they're talking about the prequels Well as for RLM's videos Carl could you imagine if we Covered one of them on eFab That would feel weird wouldn't it Especially if we like People have asks for that I don't even know how that would go I don't know this is I did not expect people to be Shitting on the Plinkier reviews I did not expect this whatsoever My world view is blown now Was he right Or did he just sound and feel good That's what we need to know Well even the Half of the bag on the rise of Skywalker there were plenty of times Where I was like I just don't agree with that I just flat out don't agree with that I don't care if they're discussing If you compare their Discussion on Star Wars Their discussions on Picard You can clearly tell which one They have a huge investment in And which one they don't Well I've always felt like Mike's the only one The three of them The other two are always just like Yeah it's fucking Star Wars now whatever Yeah they've kind of written off Star Wars It's just forever doomed Yeah Because they will Simultaneously go over How there are stupid stupid plot hole things But then sometimes they'll be like Yeah whatever that's like details I was getting really nitpicky about it And I'm always like what the fuck This is like the important shit Where they try to figure out How the thousand death stars exist This is like In Star Trek they would Go into detail about how impossible that is But in Star Wars They're almost forgiving of the idea that Palpatine just conjured it out of nothing Like Which to me is just like Jesus Christ Which by the way They're not okay with that clearly I just mean that like They entertain it as a possibility Well they've said it and I agree that Star Wars Is like science fantasy And Star Trek is science fiction Right Well yeah sure but contradictions still exist in both right Oh yeah no but they're talking about just They don't really care about how the technology works in Star Wars But That's still the technology portion of the science fantasy I was gonna say The existence of the Star Destroyers I'm not even talking about how they work on an engine level I don't think they were excusing that No I'm not saying they're excusing it I'm just saying they seemed on board with the idea that it's possible That Palpatine could conjure them And I was just like Jesus Christ Out of nothing you can just do that Really stupid Yeah and I just feel like That would normally be Stonewalls But because it's Star Wars They're sort of like maybe And it's like oh yeah I felt like they were just so dead inside Oh definitely I really do feel like That it's so totally done Yeah they're just like I remember when they described TLJ Rich said it was sporadically interesting Yeah it's sporadically interesting It just seems like you're trying to avoid Saying what you really feel Like yeah I don't know Interesting I guess They're not so great debate guy Does a good PSA impression Oh Not so great Oh my goodness gracious That's a Bringing it back man that's an oldie He's like the first public debate That has ever had about TLJ From me I think So it was interesting He was defending TLJ? Yes and you can find it on the Mula channel I think it's I think it's called the not so great debate still I'm not sure but either way it's Quite an interesting journey That one quite quite Um Are there any films you would call Objectively good but still don't like Also how would you write the sequels if you had to So for the first part of that We watched Cache Objectively I don't have much of an Issue with it it's mostly really solid But um Holy fuck I wouldn't watch that Again Unless I like maybe at gunpoint I suppose But holy fuck I just was So zoned out of that I just did not care about really Anything happening Objectively my investment was just Super strong In terms of like progression and everything And uh The subject matter was Just not gripping me And um Yeah and I thought we'd missed something But we really didn't we grasped What that movie was putting down See what we may have fucked up And we were just like oh that was it okay Yeah it was one of those things where you kind of say He's like yep I got it I understand Boring as shit Which can happen And if someone was like So what's the problem It's just not for me that one I mean this is one of the advantages Of being able to separate the objective From the subject to films especially I can say that yeah Really like I don't see any Issues with it really Not any issues but Fuck me if you were to tell me That I needed to watch it again I would be hesitant to do so And uh as for the How would you rewrite the sequels if you had to It's a bit of a big Ask of a question but I know that the one That we often go to As a sort of stand in For a larger explanation Would be that you push Further along her Desire to erase the Empire and you'd make it Clear that she's fueled by what happened with Alderaan And uh Perhaps push her into a darker place That can really screw with her Relationship with Han Um like he can start To see that uh People are like Under the Empire's thumb he had a tough job As a smuggler and then maybe we could have characters Or events that Are mirroring his time under the empire But this time under Leia's Republic sort of thing Um A bit of an iron fist Oh I wouldn't have him arrested I would have people he sees himself As getting arrested in his past He's sort of like I was too busy thinking of the shitty new Han we got But yeah I mean like Leia I think would be absolutely It would be very reasonable to believe That watching your planet get fucking Blowed up That could lead you down a super dark path And she is for a sensitive so Yeah we can push it pretty far And then as for Luke we can We're really up in the air there's lots of different things We could do with him Um I think the idea that we could make him Estranged from the Republic by having Leia Ask him to train Jedi to act as like Zellets for uh the Republic To hunt down enforcers Inquisitor types Cause lots and lots of Frustration confusion Then we probably have some new characters why not Throw some new peeps in there Get us a Jar Jar Binks back as well Make sure he's in there I wanna see Jar Jar I need to see Jar Jar He's old and a little grizzled but He's wise after all these years He's gonna advise our new Protagonist what to do about all of this That's it I've always looked at Jar Jar and I always equate Accords with people with Jar Jar It's always sagacious Right, his wisdom His understanding Sagacious He's essentially like a The Star Wars Buddha He would be bearded He would have a long beard I think like that Jar Jarism Would be like A galaxy wide Spiritual Awakening Based on his book Key mental discernment And good judgment Yeah, it's sagacious That's exactly right He's got it written all over Palpatine wouldn't be alive He'd be dead Also, yeah We knew this because We watched him get exploded twice I probably have that in the film So I have to Palpatine He died He was vaporized twice He's dead Yes, he died There is nothing left of him They both look to the camera He is dead forever and ever And we will never see him again We won't even see recordings of him We will see nothing Yeah, hello Magidius I just wanted to say I love you guys What you do, please don't have a stop Also, hi wax Okay, PSA is saying the prequels Are objectively worse than the sequels But all of his arguments get down to movies are boring And that sounds very subjective No I'll write a thesis statement on this Yeah I'll prepare myself I'll get examples, I'll get everything Look at this dude simping for the sequels That's the new word kids use these days Yep Simping for Mickey Defending anything for literally any reason Ever is simping Simping for Mickey You get them Disney dollars You get them Disney dollars Mickey's paying me personally Right now to say that the Disney prequels are shit But just slightly better shit That's a good That's a good thousand dollars from Disney Right there They can take what they can get This one just says hi chat Oh yeah hi chat, how you doing If you have any interest In Final Fantasy 7 remake I highly recommend it Also Horizon Zero Dawn is coming to PC Didn't they Are the spoilers true? Didn't they like completely ruin the story? I have no idea I am not sure But I can believe it Stop simping for the dark side Atticate But one day But one day she might say my name on stream Sitch is being subjective My favorite Guilty My favorite disease is the black death Deaths in my home State are still annually reported An incurable version exists in my region And a few years ago an elementary school Was shut down due to an outbreak What the fuck Seriously? An incurable version of the black death In your local area Wait Get out of there run away Move That's pretty fucking metal Where's the currency Did they give you? That black death is not giving up It's like nope I will kill Enjoyment is not necessarily a factor In objective analysis The prequels are at least we're mostly decent We left room for expansion I mean I think most people would agree with that I agree with that They gave you a whole garden to work with While the sequels were like hey nice garden Steps on a flower, hey nice flowery gut there Hey and then kicks some stuff up And you're like what are you doing And then just drops acid and fire Punches an orphan and steals his dog Only to just deposit it in the neighbors Yard thinking that it's free What the fuck is the sequels better At than the prequels Yeah Sitch Oh so I'm looking up where this bubonic plague Is Yeah I'm like where the fuck is this happening It's gonna team up with COVID They're gonna fucking fight us Oh my god Okay so here's the question Okay Are the sequels and prequels okay Which one is the black death and which one is COVID I mean like I assume the black death is worse than COVID So that would mean the sequels Are the black death Because the sequels are way worse than the prequels And the prequels are just spreading around And everybody's catching on to this This fad you know like yeah Prequels yeah While the sequels are just struggling To even be around in a local Area Hot single viruses In your area But that's for the question You said CGI Right was better In the sequels You said acting is overall better in the sequels Yeah acting is overall better in the sequels Editing is overall, pacing is overall better And you probably say dialogue I imagine Dialogue is better Again that's not a high bar Dialogue is Dialogue is better in the sequels Okay You're gonna agree you like sand And spinning Careful though there's some Tism lines In the What's a good line from the prequels Um Twice the pride double the fall Dooku says that The person that you said was a C I don't even remember that I'll watch him again guys Oh my god When I was watching the rise of Skywalker I couldn't help but feel Man this pacing is so great Yeah it didn't feel like I broke my neck Several times watching that film Not at all My head was just spinning around And he says nothing Huh? Nothing No no The pacing in Rise of Skywalker was like insane Because they're trying to make you not realize that the movie is terrible Sure It's a quick theme scene I remember saying that on a stream I was thinking about Something someone had said In a scene And I'd realized I'd missed like four lines of dialogue And then the one in a million thing Happened and I was like Jesus Christ I can't handle this it's so much stupid Like you gotta slow it out Can't keep track Um Yeah an early EFAP Finally Mola Heart Aw not early anymore It's like three and a half a.m. now Yeah that's time That works The sequels and the prequels are much better than the sequels The sequels have the worst space battles Rogue One might have one of the best I agree on the space battles The sequels can't even fucking come close To the prequels and space battles The sequels ones destroyed everything The sequels are crap actually The sequels are crap actually Like think of the opening of TLJ At the end of TLJ Those two fights are so fucking balls And Poe gets I don't even want to go into it Fuck the sequel space fights Well I mean just episode 3's Opening alone Yeah man that shit's That shit's on fire It's the infliggo Should a film win best picture If the writing is garbage No I don't think so Unless like literally like a If you buy best picture you mean Like best screenshot That's an actual Category My best picture Like an actual just picture Sitch I love you But this is pathetic Try a critique that isn't quoting Please oh my goodness You keep sitting You keep sitting objective And then and back that Claim up with X felt bad Or bored me No I said there's more If you remove writing is more Categories to filmmaking That I think the sequel should succeed Again it's hard for me to bring out examples For the prequels because I haven't Seen them in so long But does the writing outweigh the other ones It can But I say that's where your subjectivity Comes into it Whether you emphasize writing It's stuff like CGI a lot of this stuff Is just superficial Yeah but that's your I agree With you I always personally Put writing as the number one thing Okay but I understand That's my opinion that's not an objective criteria Isn't it technically foundational Even still to a filmmaking Though like everything else is In aid of telling the writing If you know what I mean I would agree with you But I don't think that's again I think that's my opinion But an opinion can be objective No I'm saying I think that's my That's your opinion but it's not just Like okay here's a perfect example Someone asked earlier like What's a movie that you hate But that you think that you say It's like a good movie right And for me that's too easy it's 2001 A Space Odyssey I fucking hate that movie I don't know if you've ever seen it I have The writing is like abysmal There's like barely any story And it's just these long shots of shit floating in space I can't stand it because for me I care about writing I care about characters But it's not it's all just visuals And to me that's like nothing I don't know that I concede that That would have been written though Like that is there is storytelling In that it's just visual But it's so it's so minor like There's so many shots of like how long Do I have to see something doc I get it it's going through space Like I don't care I wanted something more I don't want to take something to doc How dare you You just machine Get it out takes today that are gonna Just The book the 2001 book is like one of my Favorite science fiction something fantastic Someone chat said 2001 is good But I find it hard Find it a hard sell to my friends Like probably because that's piracy and it's illegal Damn Okay but anyway that's my I agree with personally I don't like 2001 because I don't like The lack of writing but I understand Not objectively that moving Um Alright then One out of two remember those Far away shots of the stands of The pod race in the lava river in episode three All practical effects Look at the documentaries they built a 40 foot long Set for the lava river set Come on sitch stop using the same terrible Points against the prequels What was the point of the terrible Forever pod race sequence What you didn't like the pod I think the pod I like the pod racing I thought the pod racing was I would actually posit that that's one of the Better parts of the first film Along with the Darth Maul fight And I like the pod race itself Yeah Why they were doing it and how they got there What's bad about the pod race Without With the exception of who wins there's no Significance to the pod race But the pod race is How a winner is decided With exception to who wins there's no Relevance to the pod race what the fuck does that mean No but I mean during the race Itself there's nothing Of stories you would rather they just End the wins or not How would they be You could have Anakin You could have Anakin learning about Learning how to use his force powers during the The racing He's pod racing why I'm so confused They were going fast and dodging obstacles And the sound effects were great during it We saw all the different kinds of pod racers This isn't okay but I swear that you are Carping on writing There's no writing There's no writing there to be bad Wait we need to seriously Establish if you have action That is writing you've written What's going to happen You do get that right like you can't Writing isn't just dialogue No but when I okay Just a long action scene Like okay perfect like in The last prequel movie just this 10 minute long fight You had to physically write what happened That's not good writing They have this super long action sequence Where nothing really changes and it's Really all irrelevant except what happens At the very end of it What do you think a race is I don't like fast and furious I don't want to watch a bunch of car races I don't watch a NASCAR I don't care about any of this stuff It doesn't it's not as simple as We're just waiting for what happens at the end There's loads of things that happen throughout the race that could determine Whether or not he's going to stay in the race He takes out all the other racers He also has a full start and He's been sabotaged by Okay Still boring I can't do anything with that though I say it's boring What is the criteria What is the objective criteria Like if you literally said there's this many contradictions In the sequels and there's this many contradictions In the prequels then you can make an objective comparison Well surely you can see that you'd have to give us More than it's boring And also not all contradictions are equal You guys are making the same exact You guys are doing the same exact thing that Sitch is doing because you're just saying You know I like pod racing better It's more entertaining How many contradictions Like let's measure contradictions It seems like that's the good objective Exactly it's going to annihilate the sequels Because the prequels make a lot more sense Then At least you're talking about an objective I never actually argued that the prequel Race is exciting and that's why it's good Why is it good Because of all the different stakes Rising and lowering based on mechanical Things that we've been shown and understood The shots The clarity of the races How each of them are all knocked out In different portions How the Tuscan raiders are actually taking The time to knock people out for fun Well and that's a part of the race Like they don't even care that people can die during this Thing the stakes are very high Yeah but I don't I don't care about all these racer characters Who we know nothing about for the most part We only know about Anakin and Subolba I don't think we know about any of the other racers Why do you have to know about the other racers Well then I don't have an emotional attachment Why do I care if some It's like in the sequel movie When they show the random guy get killed You're like okay it's like a fake raising in the stakes I don't care about that character dying I don't know anything about him No them dying sets precedent That people can die in this race That's the important part You never saw Anakin die in this race Yeah you know Anakin's not gonna Yeah Yeah What I'm arguing is feeling Tension in that scene Like whether or not someone believes Whether or not Anakin will or will not die I'm not saying the The pottery scene was objectively awful I'm just saying I thought it was a boring as fuck You can like it Are we arguing Subjective or objective Well I'm surprised That it would have been considered Boring I guess I would go that far Do you find the Fast and Furious movies boring Cause I do I don't know if it goes far as saying boring I don't care about them They don't engage you I don't know if I describe it as being bored though The big box They pull the big box through the streets I like that That movie was fun They end one of the Fast and Furious I don't even know what number it was They Have two cars That are pulling this massive vault That they ripped out of the movie I like that movie I don't give a fuck I meant to I should have clarified by the way Him Winning the race Is still in question Doesn't he accidentally win the race He pulls it through Cause he fixes his He moves He has to close off the opening that Subulba made In his engine and then he has to Like siphon half the energy From one engine to the other And then he starts it back up Fixing the pod racer on the fly Basically I think that's actually a good moment to show That he's not retarded when it comes to piloting Good character growth Point for the prequels I mean I think the prequels are part of the sequels I'm just saying And maybe I do agree With some of the commenters so far That the prequels get heavily Shacked on I'm not saying 5 out of 10, just saying not 2 out of 10 You know, let's push it up a little bit Let's bring it up a little I don't think anyone would feel that way if the sequel movies Didn't exist Maybe people wouldn't care to find out If it wasn't for the sequels, you know Like the sequels have put everything into question with how Maybe the people who are signing the sequels were so bad for them And it sort of made them appreciate the prequels I think it just made them re-evaluate them Like a lot of people were happy to never see the prequels again By the looks of things But now it's like, oh wait, you know It seems like expectations were very high For the prequels that they missed on And for me, like the expectations For the sequels was like non-existent Zero, yeah Prequels are so bad And I think that factors a lot into it Because, you know, Star Wars is coming back After 20 years, like you think it's going to be amazing And you see that crap, you're like, oh my god Like it's like tearing your heart out The sequels, you know, I was apathetic by then Well that's good, because you wouldn't You didn't get your heart ripped out even worse than it would have If you'd stayed in love with Star Wars a bit DLJ The apathy was better I was better situated for this nonsense I was like, okay, well they fucked me over with the prequels Watching Luke beg to Have the new Super powerful, awesome, super cool Paganist, leave him alone so he could die on his Pathetical island Like, holy shit, man There is no amount of Jar Jar that can compare to that This is like, wow, thank you so much For showing me that Yeah, I agree that the sequels did more harm Yes They did more harm to the characters Maybe not the brand overall, but they did more harm to the characters At least the original characters, obviously Because your original characters aren't in Wait, you're in question of whether or not the brand has been damaged More by the prequels or the sequels The sequels Easily the sequels Star Wars is a joke Like, remember The prequels If we look at just the takes From the box office The Force Awakens made $2 billion However, episode 9 Made half that You have to remember that the prequels are kind of a boon to the brand You got a shit ton of additional content Sold thanks to the prequels The shows Yeah, they had all the spin off shows of people We're not going to mention the games, the books Like loads of lore stuff That loads of fans adored Who's buying Captain Who's buying Admiral Holder's book To find out why she colored it You gotta find out why she dries the wires to the dress I gotta know At least two there are No more, no less Except if there is Unless there is sometimes It is More like casual observation It is That ended That's what I ended with saying Same terrible points used against the prequels Because you hear the other disnoids Spout the same garbage Damn This a lot of this is A lot of this is nostalgia, I'm sorry A lot of this is people, nostalgia goggles People like in the cartoons they grew up with It sounds like he's killed younglings Prequels are I can understand I think you're right The sequels are worse But you can't say the prequels were good That's entirely a different idea I'm sure I'm more forgiving to the prequels Being that I saw them when I was younger and everything But I really do think That the sequels can't even come close If you put the three together It's like holy fuck, they've done so much damage It's insane, while the prequels You know, you can probably catalog their damage pretty quickly Yeah, medical orients That's the only thing I can really think of Well a lot of people cite that They ruined Anakin as a character Like they made Darth Vader not intimidating That one's tough though Because I mean I still think he's fucking badass And intimidating in the OT despite being A bit of a whiny fuck in a lot of the prequels Right, he's a kid That's the thing Yeah, I can believe And besides Vader Well I mean no one cares about the droids Like there's no other main characters Ruined by the prequels I feel like you're trying to sell us death sticks I'll buy death sticks You want to go home and rethink your life How did you not love Obi-Wan, what's wrong with you I want to go home and rethink my life Let's see, he had like a silly name Oh I remember, yeah The last name was Sleaze Bagano The last name was Sleaze Bagano Like that's George What was the name of the fucking crab monster In the solo, do you remember Oh yeah Crab monster solo movie Is there something death punch Something like that Um Thirm Hammer Punch, is that it It was something like that It was just so fucking stupid I wish they would have let the original directors Just finish that movie Scissor punch, it was Thirm Scissor Punch Thirm Scissor Punch, yes What the fuck is that I love those guys, Clone High It's like one of my favorite shows And LEGO Movie was great Oh yeah, but how does the species advance With claws for hands like that To grasp and manipulate your environment They have telekinesis Oh fucking hell But yeah, as for It looks like a really shitty furry How much of that film was Lord and Miller Is to be debated forever, we'll never know Well it seems like a lot of the jokes You'd be like, oh that would have been funny If it was like in a Lord and Miller movie Where it was kind of edited and toned differently Yeah, because a lot of people were like Didn't you get that The SJW droid was fucking parody It's like I'm not sure that it was It's very difficult to figure it out I forget what I thought About it, I can't remember If I thought it was or wasn't parody I feel like I don't know, I feel like it has to be But wait, what if you knew For a fact that it wasn't I would be very surprised Why though Because they try to play its death off As a very dramatic and real thing Like what you could call a weird Fuck yeah moment Where she releases the droids That she feels like her Right, but then that's where you wonder Because you have two different directorial illusions Like words to That's the thing, I think I can believe That she was going to end up being a parody In their original vision But then she was probably repurposed Into like an actual character If it was parody She would have been killing some of the droids as they escaped Should be like shooting them, taking potshots at them Like kicking them, like that's parody Yeah I don't know, I think their argument's both way And the fact that we have to have this discussion Just sort of goes to show What a mess Wasn't that the criticism of Miller Of what a Miller they were saying Oh you guys aren't taking Star Wars seriously So I saw The Godfathers When I was 12 and I liked it Greatest movie ever at 22 Okay No wait, greatest movie ever I guess At 22 I saw the prequel trilogy for the first time And I was like damn that was good Okay Alright Sweet, first live eFap And follow you guys since episode 1 I never got notifications when live I remember when Rags announced he was going to be a part of it On his channel Been a quiet fan ever since Yeah it's been a while now Life has moved along EFap has grown Cummary flag is number 1 Agreed, also your anthem is Top Keck Yes, yes it is Dragon flag Is unbeatable Dragon flag Dragon flag Shad made the whole video about how well made and choreographed Anakin and Kenobi's battle in episode 3 was Sequels don't even have anything close As well made as that fight Space battles were better in the prequels as well I like how this stream Has just become prequels vs. sequels The discussion The war It's over Sitch, we have the high ground Hello there Rags Obie Wablo Baggins Now I have to hate watch all the prequels again And then come back on eFap and be like I was right you pieces of shit Here's my notarized list Of 100 grievances for each movie That I have and here's all my examples Yes, I'll make a 3 hour video And why the prequels are worse than sequels Pick a criteria first though Because they're gonna just wiggle around Any criteria that you come up with on the fly You say that like we're sneaky What are you saying he's boring over and over again Sneaky Well that's subjective People in the chat are saying Sitch's stuff is subjective When their stuff is just as subjective You literally describe what I said As character growth how is that subjective Well if you're going to Take the movie And like quantify The points of character growth And say like this one has more character growth than that one Then you could make an objective analysis But then you would break it down according to like Well this character growth was immense And this was just not really that big a moment Well sequels don't have any character growth Well the prequels by definition Have more character growth because it's literally about A character as a child becoming evil Because they have any That is a good point for the prequels Right there An objective point But again as I said The writing I agree the writing is Far worse than sequels The story in the writing is far worse Right so you're just saying it looks cool I'm saying all the things I don't have to do with writing For the most part Like it looks cool So yeah he said it a million times The writing is better in the Prequels At least Grievous did something Phasma did nothing Damn Phasma didn't do shit Phasma is somebody that I will selectively forget about Like fuck it hell yeah I kinda did You sort of forget about Phasma like you forget about Han Solo's movie You just forget it existed Why didn't they have Finn fight Phasma and something like that They did They took it out of the movie No no no Stitch is talking about in TFA That was like This perfect opportunity for them to face down And she would have won That would be the way to do it She would win that fight and then you would have to regroup That would be the way to do it He escapes by the skin of his teeth Full of Han could help him Yeah sure like fine Yeah Han could teach him how to Shoot and how to do stuff And get stabbed And all sorts of stuff If you could would If you could would you remove the existence From existence the worst movie you can think of But the best movie you can think of disappears with it Absolutely not There's no fucking way In fact that seems like a lose lose Like the worst movie in the world That would be very funny And the best is The best movie brings so much more Impact than the worst movie No way Yeah it's not like the worst movie in the world Your worst movie doesn't harm you By existing But the best man that could be something to say Yeah there's no way I would want to live in a world Without Ishtar I think you mean Jack and Jill say Jack and Jill Jack and Jill is fucking legendary Can't live without Leroy and Stitch Leroy and Stitch Your thinking of Bucking Sitch Your thinking of Bucking Bucking Bucking I don't know that one Oh gosh these again Sitch either make a Legit argument or shut up Oh wow my goodness No I'm so sorry Will you survive I know Re-watching episode 3 One thing to try is to watch some of the key scenes Without sound or captions Try to take in framing, blocking, tone And visual elements and their effectiveness Doesn't make the ST better But it is noticeable So they said episode 3 And then they said ST Do they mean TROS at that point Or are they referring to Oh maybe they're saying that without If you take just the framing, blocking, tone And visual elements of the prequels Into consideration They're not actually They're not very good, I think that's the point they're making Right You've said that the writing is better in the prequels Right? Yes And you've also said that the writing is the most Important thing in movies Yeah, for me personally Right, so I That's why you're saying the prequels are better The whole, the only contention with this, the whole thing Sorry, this was the whole idea about They're objectively better or not Not subjectively Because I would agree that For the meme value, the prequels are better alone For me personally If we remove the meme value What do you feel personally is the superior trilogy? Well again, based on my memory I remember being a lot more Bored subjectively By the prequels than the sequel movies You know saying Based on my memory is like implied Isn't it? I'm just saying because I've been watching You also said bored subjectively As opposed to bored objectively I've watched the sequel movies A lot Because I was doing videos on them I was watching them very closely I haven't seen the prequel movies For over 10 years And I didn't watch them with the critical eye That I was watching the sequel movies with I have to watch them with my angry eyes Exactly, I have to watch them with like Oh yes, let me hate on this So you're saying on a subjective level You'll take the ST over the PT Yeah, I'm saying in terms of what I remember The sequels I found were not as boring As the prequels Right Editing a video right now I'll just stop by to remind you Dumbos to watch Hardcore Henry You can't avoid your fate forever That's true George Lucas hadn't figured out How he wanted Grievous by the time Of the second Clone Wars That's why he nerfed in Revenge of the Sith Also Grievous got ruined in the third Clone Wars series I wouldn't know Let's take your word for it I haven't really watched these shows Not too savvy on that To say the prequels feel less Like real movies or have worse action Than the sequels is hilarious when Battle of Krait is a thing That plays like a parody Nevermind all of Rise of Skywalker Yeah, Krait's pretty funny I will admit This is the thing though, if Sitch was like He's entertained heavily by the sequel trilogy I hate the sequel, I don't like the sequels They're terrible, I don't want to defend them That's what I mean, if you get entertained By how awful they are That's fair Fair enough There's no room Over He's giving you the hour here, Sitch I don't think he realized that The cane I'm not gonna take it, I'm not gonna lie It's not a lie, that is how you feel Is it not? No, no, no, no, no I think the prequels are more enjoyable In a bad movie sense The sequels are just not enjoyable Because they're just bad He has to preface things with I'm not gonna lie Which means everything else he said is a lie It's true, that's the implication If you're saying the prequels are Like I'm gonna take some sort of out That's what I was referring to If you're saying the prequels are better Because the campiness is better That's a point for the prequels If you're saying the writer Writing is the most important thing That's a point for the prequels Like where are the sequels Coming in better than the prequels If there's all this criteria That you yourself say You are judging on Are judging the sequel better I mean it's obvious I said in the beginning when someone says to me Like there's a movie that's objectively better To me that means not just the writing That means every part of the movie Totally, like the Look of it and the feel of it And the acting and all that stuff But all that stuff is less important By your own criteria You've said many times the writing is the most important Subjective, because that's my subjective opinion Writing is the most important thing Prequels would be better because they have better writing I could just sit here and say Well my subjective opinion means that I'm right So writing is the most important thing And therefore the sequels are worse But I'm not doing that They're totally boring As thrilled as I am to retread this For the twelfth time I know that's why I am I've been up for a long time Let us attempt Proceed through the Superchats You realize there's lots more prequel stuff to come That's the problem, my goodness This what happens in our streams I mean I don't argue about something And then we get the Superchats three hours later And we have to re-argue everything again Because of the Superchats Yeah, that's kind of e-fab as well It's okay 99% sure pal became as he shouted Unlimited power I think you could use a heat gun For that frozen nut I want him to have done that when conceiving His children My man Sitch Is underselling like a merchant Oof Fuck him up, Sitch Throw lava on him For the snuff For the sake of brevity, just read them We're not going to re-lit this argument Time Let's just get on Speaking of Fuck him as a person He was in Birds of Prey That was a masterpiece He was in Birds of Prey, I forgot about that What was his acting If he gave a letter grade to his acting In Birds of Prey I didn't fucking see it either Based on the vague knowledge He was in it Based on the trailer he gets an F F-minus F-minus Based on the trailer, Birds of Prey He was better than he was in the prequels Take it Fuckers Oh no This is a trick You get people really angry And they give you more Superchat money Oh my god No, keep prodding them Wait, Rags, you didn't mute when you said that So everyone hit it You were supposed to type that in the discord That only I can say Instead of typing it privately in the discord You pulled the movie Bob You said the quiet part out loud God, dang You got disnoid I give Christopher Lee a C chat Sitch and Jay were so sorry Please come back They're begging for Jay of all people That's the thing Jay would probably defend the prequels If he was here Especially against the sequels actually Sitch and Jay would make a cute couple They would Top 10 anime betrayals Number one 76, number two Star Wars greater than PT Oh yeah The ST greater than PT What 76? I'm not sure Yeah, maybe they're saying number one is 476 Yeah, that's bad You got to school tomorrow Sitch, oh wait I think they're saying that They couldn't leave after what you said I don't know, I'm sorry PSA, you gotta be controversial here Rags while receiving PTSD flashbacks From his Adler debacle Not too controversial As if that's the fist Or something We've said lots of things that go against the grain Though funnily enough One of the hottest takes of all time Probably would be the sequels Much better than the prequels That's a big one Who said they're much better You said that they were master piece And you said the prequels were the worst thing ever Star Wars sequel movies are the best movies I've ever seen So are they like Barely better Or are they A decent amount better Which of these ambiguous terms I would say I would go with Barely ambiguous Barely It sounds like arguing between a shit sandwich And a douche But you still choose one And you did, so It tells us everything It's like Between Rise of Skywalker And Last Jedi, they're both awful In slightly different ways Oh wait, I can just watch this while editing Easy, there you go I should be editing a video But hi rags How dare you say dooku man bat Sitch, you're still gonna buy the blue rays though, right? That's a reference Why is that a reference though? It's a reference to the not so great debate The guy at the I hate to spoil A shitty debate On the internet about The Last Jedi But it is a reference to the end of that debate Which you should watch, it is sad In an entertaining way Called him a boy But you all could get the blue rays, right Sitch? Yeah Oh definitely, of course You don't want to see those amazing movies In shitty DVD quality No, no You meet a wizard in a cave He offers to cast a spell that will change you Into the opposite sex for ten years No one will remember the change Or will resume as normal afterwards Do you accept? No Fuck no I feel like that I feel like that would be Like such a unique thing that nobody else Would have that experience I know I just pissed off a lot of people By saying that no one has the experience Of being a male and female Transfer But to truly be a Man and to truly also know That's a legitimately Unique experience No human knows or could ever know Potentially And I think I might go for it And plus In ten years I'll pop back into being a dude You know, things will still work In those ten years you're like This is terrible, I want to be a girl again I want my pussy back It was so much easier to get laid Okay, wait If your consciousness gets transferred To a woman's body And you have sex with a guy Is that gay? Yes Consciousness Thank fucking God I'm bisexual But Oh yeah, I guess what your sexuality is That would impact Your decision greatly Then again, if you were still Straight and attracted to women As a woman, then you could probably Get away, well Like an Andrew The sexual orientation is the consciousness Not the body Well, I would assume that if you're There's the thing, I have no Nothing to really base this off of I would assume that if you Would be straight either way In the transition to being straight On one side to straight, on the other side Would be part of the body swap You'd be a lesbian, still like girls That's what I would I thought it would flip Well, I don't know I mean if you're bisexual Doesn't matter For me, but It could matter to someone else Yeah, I'm not sure And if you didn't know, then that's quite a risk You're taking So is that three nos and a yes I think so Alright Fair enough Kick-sitch, everyone else is good And pet rags Aw, thank you Someone in the chat said it is spiritually gay But not physically gay Ah Thank you Mola rates atla lower than SWAT SWOT Oh, Star Wars the original trilogy? Is that what that is? I don't rate that because I haven't played it I haven't played it either I'm assuming that makes sense right SWAT would be Star Wars The original trilogy But people only use OT for that Yeah, I know, but What Star Wars the Orphan Rejected Rejected, how do you get T-Ted into it? Star Wars the Star Wars the Orphan Rejected SWTOR How did you get that from SWAT? SWAT Do you mean SWAT? No, SWAT SWAT SWOT SWOT Star Wars Orphan Titty Yes, that's it I don't know about that Let's see, yeah, I don't know what Star Wars I guess Star Wars original trilogy? I think it is because it says So his opinions are invalid anyway, don't worry, Sitch There you go You're not rating the prequels better than Avatar Last Hand Airbender, are you? Ah, here we go I would have to re-watch them to know what kind of number I'd land them on But it's probably not going to be Higher than that I don't know, it depends If you take the third one on stone, it might be better Okay, just let's keep going Say my super chats in your Kratos voice Uh, what is it? Kratos, do I even do a Kratos voice? Apparently Boy That's all I remember from Kratos Now say boy but with an eye Where would the eye be? At the end Like boy eye or boy? BOI So how would Kratos sound Saying that You tell me Kratos I ain't fucking Kratos That was an impression, he's not actually here Alright, well it says They want me to say Uh, you will look at me As if I were a woman I am your daddy, and you Ewok Are big gay Okay Aw, I love that melody Solid writing That was good So close, one more jump should do it Hi rags, what is that, what is Say what? I don't know, so close, one more jump should do it Hi rags Hey What's going on there, who's jumping I'm referencing like the lightspeed jumps And the rice skywalk or something Maybe Give Christopher Lee a C, get kicked Give Christopher Lee a C, get kicked Uh, Moeller, I stumbled upon What you look like, IRL It was one of the most depressing And disappointing experiences of my life I feel a sense of magic and wonder It's been stuffed out from the world And it just ends with hi, Sitch Aw I am so sorry I'm sure Sitch looks exactly like I do, I do There's a picture of me at Vidcon with the face, yeah You could probably pull it off Just paint it all up, get some paper To attach and it'll look out fine You're probably taller than CJ Some ideas of Disney Should have done a sequel trilogy Oh wait, I think I read that one I caught up to where I jumped P.S.A. Sitch, your truss videos are amazing I left a funny comment Asking if you were shitposting as a joke Seen it three times so far and yep, not bored Thank you Many of your avatar criticisms Were inaccurate I feel you may have been looking too Hard to find flaws and not enough For the answers to them, even then I think what you said warrants a 4 out of 10 I mean, I put them through Five fads of the show Like what do you want me to do? This is the thing, I don't really Everyone says that when they find out They're like, ah I should have been the one Should have been the shadow people All the shadow people just beating up on you Where did all the shadow people go? People, I mean we'll have I think we should have the shadow people episode at some point But yeah, like I said You can push into a 4.9 I'm fine with that, but ultimately I mean, I'll just settle For a, I have no idea What I'm talking about, because I'm not going to be wanting To rewatch it anytime soon And I don't want to, you know Upset everybody by continuously Talking about things that I thought were flaws In there, but I did, like I said I did put them through a bunch of people first It wasn't just like ramblings I hopefully didn't come across that way I was hoping for it to actually be You know, refined Yeah, I mean Hopefully something I said was Accurate Is there like a stream where you talk about this? It's the one with the literature devil, right? Mhmm Okay, I'll listen to that Get some ammunition Are you guys still going to cover The amazing super mic video about Tom Haaland, I haven't I haven't checked that out yet It's in my notes, though We can do it later, maybe You know, the way I phrase that Could have just not said anything Wait, what do I phrase about Tom Haaland? No, about How we might watch it one day, maybe Alright, well, yeah There's a couple of things I'm supposed to watch Like different YouTube videos to Sort of vet for the future Uh Whoa, caught a live eFap for once You massives have ruined assays for me Even the good ones make me laugh with the assay voice Yeah, I know They all use it Anyway, take my buddy at high rags Hello The prequel scripts could be given to a Different director and be very good movies By contrast, the sequel scripts are Fundamentally broken What do you think, Sitch? I don't think you could give the Prequel scripts were pretty worthwhile I mean, yeah, if you gave them to another director, they would be better, sure But not If you gave the prequel scripts To a different director I don't think they'd be good movies But I think they could be better than the sequels I'll accept that Uh, check the top comment on the vid For pretty much every rebuttal you need I don't think LD has seen the show in a while But I still love you massives Fair enough Uh, under no circumstances Should creation be taught in public schools Because it's pseudoscience Adam Nightmare fuel Yeah, it's so unadvocating For ever creation Why can't Hoven here amongst us? I think Adam was saying earlier That he thinks creationism should be taught In schools It was in relation to something about the prequel, I think Wait, was that, you said Nightmare fuel said that? No We just said hashtag Nightmare fuel So now So But they've twisted the need Supporting creationism in public schools No, I was saying I was saying that learning evolution Is not necessarily essential to All people How could you say something so stupid? Evolution is really important Yeah, I feel it is Then why does it have the word evil in it? Evolution Yeah, evolution Yeah, maybe guess what word God has in it Jesus First of all, the idea Jesus Repent What is a repent anyway? Repent Repent It's when I take off my pair of pants and put on a new one I repaint To pant again, one might say Why so is acting in the room is grade A Compared to his performance in his other roles Don't change the standard depending on the person I don't know, I'm not entirely sure how Sounds good Is it grade A? I don't think so You are too quick to tism You are celestially Selecially foolish I think that's what they were going for Selecially foolish And a nuanced little centrist boy This is arguably unforgivable as an orphan Oh my God That's true, I am an inline centrist, that's true Also Onwood was decent Like a 5 or 6 out of 10 Alright I thought everyone hated Onward I mean, I've heard bad things But also no things Like those people haven't seen it Those people don't seem to care Hey, no things is better than good things Is it? Is it? I don't feel like it's true though I'm just testing you Well, if you're feeling it then, it's gotta be true The prequels have objectively better Memes than the sequels Also hyrax I think we can all agree that All these criteria that Sitch agrees with How many more of these are there? I'm really hungry I'm like starving We're not near what I would call the end But you guys are not obligated to Watch I mean, maybe More than 10 minutes We gotta do speed round Definitely more than 10 minutes Oh, you sweet summer child Well, I think I'm gonna call it then Yeah I got you I mean since 2 o'clock When this started Why don't you just drink some water? I have a water Do you though? I'm starving too Maybe I'll call this stream as well Thanks for inviting me on guys We gotta do it one at a time And then we gotta tell people to go to your channel Otherwise, people won't know who you are All right, Mahler, you first Action Sitch, tell people why they shouldn't subscribe to you Everyone should subscribe to me I hate the Star Wars sequels Despite how this conversation comes across I don't know what See, I didn't know what I was gonna make my next video on Maybe I should make it on how terrible the prequels are But then no one's gonna like that Have you seen Batwoman? I haven't seen Batwoman Have you seen The Mandalorian? I told you I only watched like the first You watched the amount of episodes you couldn't determine But you stopped either way It wasn't engaging enough for me to continue So Have you seen I don't know, I hate Westworld But I haven't seen the new season yet Wait, what do you mean by that? I hated the first two seasons of Westworld Sitch, can we have a hug? You're like the only person in this fucking planet Who didn't like season one, too People liked season one? Dude, I get chastised for not liking season one The first episode I thought the first episode was great And then after that I was just like Yeah, it all falls apart as the season goes on The first episode is awesome Right So yeah, go subscribe to Sitch And then I guess I don't know whether or not to promote Your podcast first or Adam first It's up to you guys I would promote the podcast I don't know if I'm going to encourage people to go Subscribe to my channel Like really the only thing I'm proud of That I've done on my channel is My short film So you could watch that But I'm not thirsty for subs He is extremely thirsty for subs Guys You can watch Adam acting Watch Social Justice Detective You can check that out Yeah, our show obviously Do the show What do you guys do on this Quote-unquote show It's EFAP but for politics Political videos Just watch political videos So If y'all in chat were like Damn, EFAP needs to get political Then if we got the thing for you Yeah PSA Sitch Undaily I think we're only four shows Behind you guys And I think we might do like a couple Shows a week just to like be in front of Exactly If we could be at show 81 right now That would be so much better Would you want to come on or is it too You want to be too political Oh yeah, I will Why don't you would I would be fine with it It would be a matter of how useful I might be In Kim's As soon as people cover that I would be Probably pretty good to be able to be there Yeah, some political stuff could be Not like related to policy But things like principles And some of that could be really unifying And interesting and hypothetical Or movie-ball Yeah, like if you cover a movie-ball bid Then fucking slap us down And permanent marker We're ready for that shit To do that one on the platform That movie would be like A political movie all the way Let's do Bob Mondays Exposed Bola's alt-right ideals, please Bob Mondays I think tomorrow we Stream on Sundays I want to watch the new Inuendo Studios videos The guy that does the alt-right playbook series It's very Very much all Republicans Are alt-right racists I'm sure you're misrepresenting him I'm sure he takes a very level-headed take Adam, what did he say? We did the last stream He said that Jordan Peterson And Joe Rogan were like The new leaders of the alt-right Oh, yes The two people who are Joe, let's see Jordan Peterson, staunchly Anti-identitarian since always And Joe Rogan The hippie The wrestler man Who wanted to vote for Bernie Sanders Yeah, I know But now he wants to vote for Trump Over Biden, which means he's an alt-right Nazi I'm telling you, they swap on you Just like that, boom, Nazi Oh my god They're all just waiting Everyone's not waiting They're heart to heart There are of course going to be Some stream labs Slash super chats that were meant for you folks By the time you've gone I can keep them for the next time You may, you know, Pop on here I meant the messages themselves Unfortunately, we have a big old stockpile Of messages now Send them to answer them on our show How about that? Oh, yeah, that's right You guys are like On our show I'll answer them tomorrow If you want to get your answers You have to tune in To the PSA Stitch and Adam unfriended Stop calling him Stitch Did I do that again by accident? He totally Leroy'd and stitched me I can't believe it I can't believe I Leroy'd and stitched me Oh my god It's called the Adam and Stitch show It's called the Stitch and Adam show Nothing is called Stitch except you But Stitches exist in reality So it's the thing I got it Why didn't you just call yourself Carl Or something Call yourself Big Black Carl Carl Big Black Carl If you want to hear me answer Your insulting super chats Tomorrow at 4pm Me and Adam stream We're going to be watching Innuendo Studios Latest terrible alt-right playbook video And answering your Super chats Whoa I will I will put them all into a big Text, TXT File and then I will send them over Awesome Alright, well thank you guys for Hanging out for these 9 hours I hope it wasn't Too stressful revealing to the world Your very controversial takes This will do Ultimately more damage than any Political position you could take I feel you're right That is probably correct See that's how I knew the world was fucked When I was 13 and people were arguing to the death Who would win between 100 Agent Smiths and a Rowdy Kenshin And I said okay the world is fucked Politics doesn't stand a chance Sounds like the world was in a good place then That's my kind of world Well I think this is the longest The longest our stream was was 8 hours So it was our record It was our time huh There you go Thanks, thank you Well maybe we'll We'll re-break it as a potential guest Another time on another thing Hot, I'll watch I'll watch the prequels and Create my 300 page thesis And then we will have Then we'll have another stream Next time we have some more ammo We really do Anyway thanks for having us Catch you later See ya folks And then there were two Yeah there were good guests I enjoyed I'm a little bit spooked right now I can't get my streamlabs donations to turn up They're not appearing Hmm Where are you And why are you not here It's supposed to be in history But I don't know why it's not there And I can't help but feel There's probably some change that was made That screwed everything up The super chats are all there I can still read them but I don't know where they are The URL There'll be somewhere else I can find them Connected to streamlabs itself So I don't want to click anything In case I screw everything up Okay Worst case scenario I will figure out where they've gone Or why they're not showing up for me Next time as I go through these Do you have any kind of time limit Or Me? Like in the sense that I've been up for a very long time What was the thing Quite tired That's really It's a biological reason Not like a schedule reason Yeah We've got another two hours And 45 minutes before we hit the cap And we've got Probably be at least an hour and a half Of super chats to get through Let's give it a shot Alright Like I said I will save The ones that Are for Sitch and Adam into a little file Unfortunately I don't know what's going on With the streamlabs ones I can't get access to them But as soon as I do I'll be able to not only read out the ones meant for me and Rags But also move along the ones meant for Adam and Sitch and if you want to see them read it out Just I'm assuming They'll show anyway so They'll read it there hopefully Anyway It's my favorite streamer Adam, Mola, Rags and the literature devil What do you guys think about Donnie Darko You know who is in Donnie Darko The voice actor for Leila Oh I haven't seen Donnie Darko since it came out I liked it We didn't mention that when we were looking up for IMDb That Adam posted I think I must have missed it I did last watch Donnie Darko It feels more familiar than when it probably came out Let me do this Control F Darko Yeah she was Samantha Darko That's 2001 So that was the year before Leila and Stitch Whoa TLJ's activism looks A bit like that photo of poor Working class women cleaning up vandalism At the Juarez theater after women's day protests I'm assuming They're saying like the vandalism wasn't actually helpful Ultimately Read the fountain head The war on objectivity and art is older and more nefarious Than you realize I have read the fountain head That's good But I did like the fountain head Even with all the Objectivity stuff As long as you don't just like Fucking dive into it And go totally for it I did enjoy those books I do like Ayn Rand's books It doesn't make me Some super objectivist or anything But I enjoyed the books I like the books I took the good from the books And I think there's a lot of good in there Jake Was Jake Gyllenhaal Donnie Darko Yes You will water your jab And not have any human intercourse for a month It's not too late This gay debate is far from over You artificially blocked us from victory Ewok, may the dawn forgive you Oh my Those were all my Kratos read out chats Thank you You wanted all of that in Kratos' voice? Well I mean I'm gonna keep on moving Hi rags Hello Sup malls, could you read the next few dozen Next dozen super chats in Diabeto voice? Hi rags A dozen super chats in Diabeto voice What even is Diabeto's voice? I don't know It's just It's not so much how you say it, it's what you say I'm guessing I just have to add like desires to murder 75% of the human race In a bug stall super chats I guess Exactly In Toy Story the Terracotta army Are probably an immortal, unkillable force Just waiting for their time to take over the world R rated actions Yeah, I mean we're on board with the R rated toy story We'll get there one day We're terrifying More I wrote a comment on your last airbender video Going over almost all of your questions and criticisms It's very long but it's worth checking I have seen there's a lot of discussion On that video between the people Who are interested in going Through each of the points I think I'm gonna distance myself From the avatar discussions We need to watch the show again before Being able to be more definitive I suppose On each of the comments I'm afraid it's just Not something I'm passionate about Like I don't really want to watch it again So I'm just gonna be like If anyone wants to talk about avatar go for it But I'm kind of just Looking to Yeah, I'm good And this is kind of the same With something like Kig of the Bodsters It's kind of funny that All about that film is so long and yet The eFap movies for that will be coming out soon That's crazy I imagine people are gonna be like You got shit wrong and we're gonna be like We're gonna rewash Kig of the Bodsters I kind of think so That movie is terrible Bob wants engineered viruses Confirmed Kinda Yeah, he does You could definitely pull that from it If he was a mad scientist then Yeah I catch a sitch eFap I'm that centrist glass cannon Sitch I'll save this for him I guess Movie Bob is such a fascinating creature I enjoy him as a villain character He slides into it so well Diabeto is my favorite form This is what I mean If we were to write him into a story I think people would be like this is kind of ridiculous I can't really believe this character He's a bit silly I think He once heard when he was a young lad That he... The stereotype that fat people are jolly And so he wanted to break this He wanted to break the stereotype Psychopathic Crazy person If the US government invented an artificial virus To eliminate its political enemies Bob's only regret would be That he didn't invent it first I think that would be A poor way to do that The virus of that scale has a lot of political implications How do you How do you get a virus to kill people Of a specific political interest I don't know I guess that's the point of the premise Is if you found out a way to do that Like maybe if you Secretly coded it on like All the guns Then you could get a lot more republicans Than democrats to catch it Or like on farm equipment Things like that I don't know I'm guessing I had a similar experience in school I got bullied turned into an asshole out of spites The difference is I grew up and didn't advocate For people to die for thinking differently from me Well good Good that you didn't I'm glad to hear that Not glad about the bully part But hey you didn't There's multiple roads you could have taken From that first candy bar taken from me I shall take a million from their Cold dead hands as they suffer Tales of Diabeto origins issue 3 Damn they're up to issue 3 The lore is deep Gonna fetch them Bob gonna eat earth like he At a 5000 calorie meal Yeah I don't even think the entire earth Has 5000 calories But at least you would consider it large You'd be like yep that's a large I'm happy to concede that is a large portion We'd be like okay alright Alright Hello Mola would you ever consider doing an audio commentary On the rise of skywalker like you did For the last Jedi also high rags Possible yes Possible maybe um Maybe the anniversary of that film coming out Which is what another 5 6 7 Months ish from now maybe Time flies when you're having fun In quarantine I was gonna say I'm not tempted to re-watch that movie though It's gonna be like Oh I'm sure in 6 months Well by then Surely we'll have an announcement as to what the next Star Wars movie is right Or will they just Or will they just chill on the movies for a while And just let Mandalorian season 2 Carry him through Oh my god I finally get it now Hollywood are the good guys They just make terrible movies to satiate Satiate the bloodlust of the blob Thank you Hollywood thank you Thank you So that was the whole That's why bad movies keep coming out Is they're trying to prevent him from going on his crazy massacre They're sacrificing yeah All they have to do is sacrifice good writing They're like putting IPs on the altar What by what They're gonna run out eventually what's gonna happen then Yeah it's a shame they weren't like Here this is The fern gully Here this is Smurfs Like here in the Star Wars Like whoa calm down Star Trek Okay chill Game of Thrones What are you doing Oh that Game of Thrones sacrifice man That went down No predator no And this thing they can They refresh they like take the corpse off And it slowly crawls away Like as if he's trying to make it and then they Drag it back and they're like oh you're not dead yet Sweet and they throw it back on That's a horrible situation Have you seen the video where movie Bob says The Spartans in Halo are the bad guys from World War 2 What The Spartans in Halo Are the bad guys from World War 2 Oh they have to say that because then I'll have to say Nazi eyes Oh the Spartans are Nazis Um What This is the thing Bob is just He's been going for so long Like Bob takes are probably things we'll never even hear Because there's just so much Bob content Well think about the stuff that he won't say In public that he thinks Yeah like the thing Well that's the thing right with the Like the stuff even he decides that is too Too much to say The Boris Johnson tweet that he put out That was after he had carefully planned it Right you could see how he worded it Where he was trying to avoid looking like a crazy person And yet still Which tweet was that The one where he was like It's not that I want Like Boris to die or whatever But he was like but the will he basically said like Everything will be better if you know It's just like oh my god Bob But I mean that would kind of pales compared to the one where he says everyone Like 75% of the world should Suffer so I don't know Yeah it's one of those issues that this is the person who A lot of people elected Like he won the election and he didn't He didn't exactly win it by A small my you know He crushed it So When he dies like that's A big deal when an elected official dies Because they were elected by a lot of people to represent them I swear Bob could tweet that hatred copy pastor And people would think he's being serious You never know Well does he ever even joke Does he ever actually put out like a joke tweet I don't I think he's evolved past comedy Yes it's just such a it's such a human Notion Jokes and such He's just he's He's transcended that Hello heroes of EFAP Take my money and please entertain and protect us While Voldemort roams the land Supported by the sadist villain Diabeto Oh Lots of Bob lore this stream Makes sense makes sense We really got that info dump The origins of Bob Diabeto balances subway foot Long sub on finger Perfectly balanced Heavy breathing as all things should be Yeah Perfectly balanced Does Bob really think he's in any way comparable To that slim handsome squared Jord guy that happens to wear glasses I I don't really know why he has those Faces that selection of like 10 or whatever I think he just feels like they're good For representing an emotion at the time It's just the Yeah it feels Feels strange sometimes I feel like the tone of the video I guess What he's going for because it's all very goofy But it's also these like Well dressed Yeah if you're gonna pay for 10 faces Have them all be your face You know so it's like as you're Talking it's You it's like you are talking Remember that one time where he did put his face on the screen Remember like in stills And everything and even the door handle was painted green Not that When there was stills of his face I can't remember which video it was But we were just like oh no Don't do that After that McDonald's tweet I refused to call movie Bob anything but Diabito I've seen that That pops up on his Twitter a lot It's just such an easy villain David Diabito but it's so good And the fact that he thinks Magneto was right Perfect as that we didn't even base it off that That was just a coincidence We had no idea I didn't know this video existed like we thought It was the thing he had just put out Apparently it was the screen rant episode He had stills Bob was bullied by Abobos A movie Bobo I do not know the fight choreography And the prequels was dumb also high rag Hello I mean If I defer to Shadow Verste on the fight choreography He seems to think that the prequels Have the best of the Star Wars saga Maybe paraphrasing there I'm not sure if he 100% said that But His breakdown of Anakin vs Obi-Wan is quite surprising It's like oh man it's actually a thing And he's like yes it is a thing You're like oh my god But you know I'm sure there's still stuff you can pick apart In the prequels Pupil It's a bit strange It's a bit weird It's a bit odd Bouncing Yoda I think I would have just kept him to using the force Yeah I would too At least in the dooku fight The Palpatine one I remember being less Tizamy in terms of the jumpy aroundy stuff I'm just having things thrown at him Like the senate seats Weird how the security cameras Never caught that Well if they did Palpatine controls them anyway right I guess, I guess nobody was I'm convinced Bob Never had real hardcore bullies I mean I don't know man He fits the description for like what happens In the worst case scenario after big bullies Maybe he just uses it as an excuse And he always just hated people Who's just looking for a backstory that fits One gram Of uranium has 20 billion calories Interesting I had no idea So you could All you have to do is just eat that once And you're set for life All you can eat buffet right there Yeah that sounds for some efficient Snackage Anything different Gets picked on by kids Different brand of clothes, different dialect Moving on the other side of the track Having a hobby Bob's origin is the same as Dr Robotnik's That's probably true I can't believe it Hello Mola Hello Adam Hello TDS Snitch And hi Rags Rags what do you think Of girls front line Who is your Refu Elizabeth Girls front line That's what it said Is there a picture that has all of them Surely there is This is Refu stuff, no doubt there is I guess what I can do Is So we have Springfield WA2000 Type 97 That's a Girls front line list of characters 1911 To Nagant Revolve There's quite a few actually Yeah there's a lot Yeah I'd have to Let me see if I can zoom in See the models better That barely helps I guess I can scroll through and see Ones that are particularly good Let's see I'm liking P38 I'm liking Sergikov I like Let's see I like Colt Revolver Who's next Alright Oh man there's like a bunch I'm almost at the end though In fact In Grizzly Mark 5 Yeah I'd say those Just giving a casual look through this list Maybe that's not the full list but yeah There you go They're all pretty good man don't feel pressured to choose It's like no that's the whole game No there are some that I just really do not like But I think the list that I gave Was pretty good and apparently there's like even more But that was a list of The ones that was on that list They all seem to be like pistol related But I know there's like rifle ones and stuff So I'm not sure some of them look You know some of them look way better than others I'll tell you that Hey Mola don't make fun of concentration camps My grandfather died in one of those He fell out of the guard tower And many of the bad race got away sad face Oh my Scar Al looks good There's an edge worthy joke Unironically I bet Movie Blob's bullies Are actually decent people Yeah there's a good chance That we didn't get the full story I'm sure he did more bullying than was bullied By the way I mean again same logic as if He's willing to put that in a video Imagine what the truth is I've been catching up on e-faps up to 59 Been tough to stay focused on that one though Started with number one back in October Which one's 59? I like M12 I just assume it's a debate one Of some kind About 59 Oh it's the Jenny Nicholson Joker one I like that one That one's like it's got like the lowest Ratings Like it's the fucking worst episode of e-faps I mean it wasn't even that bad She made some pretty garbage points To just say it I loved it Yeah I had fun She amused me especially with a lot of the The medicine comments The society comments Interesting stuff 6 feet at 13 Holy moly those Welsh jeans That was the thing Am I remembering my dad being like What the fuck are you told him to be already It was like a cold harsh climate Magneto has Number tattoo Bob has the diabetes bracelet Well It's one to one you see Small changes If women ruled the world There would be no wars But none of the countries would ever talk to each other Well you have to take the bad with the good I suppose I took issue with your Attler point of convenience In the setup of the story when Ang wakes up We complain that 3PO and R2 Happened to be captured by the Jawas That Owen Luke shops at And they just happen to need new droids Yes Yes we do And they just happen to be built by the person who's chasing them And they just have Yeah if we're not including the prequels Which makes it even more hilarious The idea that Leia wants to Get information to Obi-Wan Kenobi So she wants to drop R2 off On Tatooine With me R2 happens to land in a place And travel a distant amount until he's picked up By random scavengers And sold to the kid who is looked after By Obi-Wan That's uh That's some crazy shit right there That's insane luck Yeah it's a problem in other things too Every time someone has Mentioned oh yeah Well That must be a problem in this other thing Like yeah if it is A problem in another thing Like there's no sacred cows And this is the thing if we go the opposite direction We go well let's let a bit of luck Flow in For all of these sorts of Sorts of things At a certain point you have to wonder Are we mostly okay with most of the stuff that happens in TFA then There's a lot of that script Relies on coincidence Um The same bad thing is If it's the same bad thing in one thing It's bad thing in another Yes Carl's And yeah with the whole like Starting a story with a coincidence Um It's hard to like nail this without I guess laying it out but like The usual example I have is the D-Day one So we know That a lot of people died on D-Day But a lot of people didn't as well It begins with we follow Ben who survived D-Day And the rest of the story unfolds We'll be like alright we're following him Because he's one of the people who survived as opposed to That starts on a convenience of Him being alive so like well that's why we're following him However If we're following him because he's the guy Who survived D-Day while getting struck By lightning while falling through The ground into a grave Of ancient burial ground That frees a spirit ghost into the world So it'll be like what the hell Like this is an insane set of Coincidences It's like well this is starting the story on it It's less painful at the beginning Than it would be at the end But it's not quite the same as following someone Because something lucky happened to them In terms of winning the lottery Because that's more than possible But the other scenario is incredibly Unlikely If not essentially Is there a word for like improbable Degree that's essentially impossible I would say I would almost call that Like technically possible But Like It's Almost I'd say it's essentially impossible Like it doesn't violate any It's the same with that one in a million Comment about holdos I don't want to call holdos maneuver Unlikely I feel like that is Not representing the likelihood Can't you seevably Yeah that's probably a good word Unlikely Is that it I mean If you do something that's a one in a million chance Incredible Virtually impossible I like that Virtually impossible yeah And yeah And I think that there are fixes for the Star Wars one You need To know I guess where Obi-Wan is Specifically Which is information I'm not sure he would have Because Obi-Wan needs to be a bit more secretive But I'm not sure how I would be able to write that Like it's How would he find out where Obi-Wan is Maybe I was going to say like hacking into like jawa technologies Like why would they have that information I don't know how to get Without it being contrived I would say Two droids In an escape pod Hurdling towards tattooing They You know maybe C-3PO tells R2 Other in the pod is like can you can you direct this Any place you know Where there's like to the nearest settlement And R2 beeps and he says you know What do you mean it's What do you mean we can't steer accurately Close enough to Moss Isley or something like that And so if we can get them At least to Like the space port Then I don't know Maybe they come across I don't know I don't feel like it's impossible I just have to think about it Yeah it would take a bit of thinking To fix it up I definitely think it's doable But you would have to think about it If it's not contrived Not to mention I still think it's retarded That um Obi-Wan didn't change Luke's surname I don't know maybe it's like Jones If it's a really common name Fair enough but it doesn't seem to be For what we understand Someone suggested we could have it So that Leia just knows where Obi-Wan Is specifically Like I suppose I suppose the Obi-Wan would trust here The specific coordinate And we just lose the Jawas entirely Um And if we want to include them Because there's a cool bit of Will building Whatever we can find a way to put them in But we can have R2-D2 just directly Try and get to Obi-Wan There are things we can work with Yeah not impossible Does it apply to the people Bob was bullying They died horribly Oh I guess Bob saying Why people picked on What about the people you were picking on Bob Because he admitted That he took it out on some people I guess Such a weird video I wonder what he did Bob was picked on because he's fat, weak, pathetic And Bob No he's superior He didn't change his surname Because there was no reason to until empire That they recalled everything to make Vader's Luke's dad Very true It's actually less of a new hope's fault Yeah that makes sense I want to meet the people who bullied Movie Bob as a kid and thank them Movie Bob was likely evil from a young age And fed on the discomfort of his peers Hold up Actually going back to what E.R said It's actually not an issue Until we have Because we don't until they Establish That Anakin's name is Skywalker It's not an issue Well they established that in a new hope Vader, Anakin and Vader the same person So we knew that Darth Vader's last name Was Skywalker in episode 4 No because Vader and Anakin weren't the same person In episode 4 But well the person That it's the person Like do we know that Luke Skywalker's father Like the surname is shared between the two Because It's okay to learn that Luke's last name is Skywalker It's when we learn that Vader's last name is Skywalker That's the problem I suppose So the logic is Obi-Wan tells Luke that His dad Was seduced By the dark I need to fucking look at it Basically what I'm trying to figure out is Is it still logically pretty stupid For Obi-Wan to have left his name be Skywalker By the logic just from a new hope Or is it only once Empire comes in Well here's the thing not by a new hope alone Assuming and again this is the asterisk Assuming that we don't We haven't been given the information That Vader That person His last name was Skywalker For instance because Luke Skywalker That could have been the name changed Skywalker wasn't Necessarily the family's last name At that point You might be right I'd have to rewatch to Go through this script specifically if Obi-Wan Says that or not A lot of people are saying It's a big galaxy so there's no real need Come on guys Skywalker is It's not even about that You take the precaution It's not hard to change a baby's name It costs you nothing And can potentially save His life Just picture that for a second You're in hiding with this baby and it's like Should we keep the name Hitler Maybe Maybe not Let's lose that name There's no downside to it None, zero Isn't like Anakin wouldn't have known To even look for the kid Again just Remove any risk at all Because he knew That Padme was pregnant Of course Obi-Wan didn't change his last name He's called Ben Kenobi He's known as Ben Kenobi Right old Ben Kenobi Actually So He is only called that because Luke Learned it from Where did Luke learn That he was Kenobi I thought that was from Obi-Wan specifically Like that's what he was going by Was Ben Kenobi That's a name I haven't heard in a long time Yeah Obi-Wan is what he hasn't heard in a long time Not Kenobi Old man Kenobi Well no because he goes Obi-Wan Kenobi That's a name I've not heard I have to see him again, yeah But if they, assuming they both kept their names Yeah that wasn't dumb That was really stupid I'm willing to accept There's like reason to assume you don't necessarily have to I just think that it's a really stupid thing to not do Which is like just go for it Yeah it's dumb It can only help you That's like kind of one of the obvious things too Umm Hmm He means objectivism as in randian politics Not as in objective critique Still wrong though It was a really weird citation he threw in there But I guess it was innate of The point about Superior people being Sidelined or stifled By the society surrounding them And he considers himself one of those people Which is fascinating He thinks they're a highly of himself In this stream it isn't visible in subscriptions tab How to go to your channel itself to see it Fuck YouTube Aww But it's not as bad as the last one But it still apparently is tizmy It notified people for about I want to say I started to notice messages about it stopping Around like two or three hours in So it's like yeah At least it's better than last time Bob is giving me a School shooter vibe right now Currently Now video is quite spooky He mainly just takes to twitter though So we're fine Everybody should be fine It's when he gets the Thanos gauntlet That's when we should be very afraid YouTube doesn't just doesn't want me to see this Then lol Apparently not All things, all manner of things Get said on these streams you know Not quite far enough Again Hello Bob likes Leia because he looks like Jabba Nice Moobles don't read this out loud And don't tell rags that I said Negative hello Negative hello I mean you have to like provide one of your responses In reverse I don't know what it means Negative hello Is that goodbye Or is that just like a not hello I mean one of those ones for maths I think To figure out across the ages Another equation for that The greeting So casual My girlfriend and I Have been watching Buffy and absolutely love it Just finished season 6, almost cried Thank you for recommending it Yes, hi rags Glad to hear it Season 6 is the big felitism One I am still currently Springy through this adventure It'll be interesting to see what he says Once he comes out the other end There was a girl I had a crush on in 6th grade That completely ostracized me after I admitted I liked Pokemon to her Thought she would find my honesty attractive Nerd culture is completely mainstream these days Yeah Certainly by comparison To the time where if you played video games People would be like When If we're including mobile games Isn't it like everybody is pretty much Playing the shit out of video games these days Yeah, nobody will look at you weird If you play a mobile game They're just so ubiquitous When You have More hardcore gaming I mean It's just so prevalent For the most part it's just Boomers who kind of I guess think it's a bad Nerdy thing even then Yeah It's just so much more mainstream, you know Movie boob is an anti Antilecutal Antilecutal? Got it The prequel to we need to talk about MovieBoth I was going to be about it came out what Like 9 years ago that video Yeah man I think we did find out about it Because of a super chat at some point But like man You'd think More people would have been This is what I mean there's probably so much content In MovieBob's library Geez do we dare delve into those Dark depths? I think we do Uh Atmola, Peach, Daisy or Rosalina Probably Daisy Certainly not Peach She's way too stuck up and she never appreciates What Mario does for her Like yeah whatever So let me Daisy Let's see I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking Daisy Alright there you go I'm thinking Daisy Gates made billions by just typing some letters True Dat I want to bounce MovieBob's face On the floor What does that mean I get it This is when we were looking at the basketball thing I'm following timeline wise Hey my two favorite weekend streams in one Did you guys see Kotaku wine about Final Fantasy 7's Easy Boat being too easy Did you see that that was funny I've heard of the article I haven't read it yet And then they back to back it With a lot of posts with an article they wrote That said something like Doxels needs an easy boat Or something like that It's like these people get paid to wine This is weird Turn those notifications Off for a moment Also Hi Adam Longmen and Hello Rags Hey there Unironically report this Bob video to the FBI I'm sure He's not going to do anything But uh Because it's 11 years or 9 years Since but holy shit like I would have had Some concern after that one Especially with some of the tweets he puts out Like chill out Bob Just keep playing Mario or whatever Hello Massives Hope you're all doing alright with this COVID-19 stuff going on Stay safe all my n-words Also Hello Rags Hello Quaranty Fap Um In HS a girl Curves stomped a student into asphalt That's terrible Yeah Hope they're alright Jesus The only thing that ages about Yahtzee's videos Is the resolution True True true I liked it when he was Reviewing amnesia and he said Um the game is like Kind of creeping up on you a little bit as it goes and then Suddenly you hear More overt noises and actual Monsters and then he was like and you start running And screaming and you realize there's Jab coming out of the walls Cause I was like yes there is Oh that was such a good game It took me 9 hours To walk 40 feet Yeah I looked up some maps cause I was curious Of how big the levels actually were And I looked up the size Of the levels and like that game If it was the whole game is basically Like a call of duty level You just proceed to it So slow and it's so dark And you can't see very far that It just kind of It fucks with your sense of scale But in a good way Another thing you can speed run it quickly But it's like yeah that's what they rely on Is that you're just terrified at what's around Every corner And I was Watch Movie Bob's Fantastic 4 movie pitch I can't imagine it Fantastic 4000 calories Oh nailed it No I'm starting to think this type stote is faulty Oh it's from the same guy Who's been talking about making jumps Instant using an established franchise By definition the more creatively limiting option I think Greedo must have dropped on his head Must have been dropped on his head Well that would be a lovely question To ask Greedo I'd be like Why would you make a story Why would you make a sequel If you weren't adhered to the rules I don't understand Because if he was like well you take some And you lose some I should be like wow You don't have to lose No I mean like take Take them and leave some behind Like you take your pick of what Rules you want and I should be like jeez Why are you making a sequel Again I should be like Make your own fucking world Is there something to be said for the prequels That all Star Wars memes are from the era Also EFAP On why the Hobbit movies suck That means I have to watch the Hobbit movies Yeah I don't know I really want to watch the Hobbit movies That much That's the thing I don't What I remember the last time I rewatched them Which I feel was about two years I don't even remember anymore It was a while back The first one Second one felt really long And the third one was garbage I don't remember But I'd have to I guess do a lot of rewatching To get them references and I don't Really want to Rather spend the time doing something else Rather rewatch Lord of the Rings Canon exists for the reason of having Rules for fuck's sake Yeah that's what I mean man Like canon is the rules Yeah like how else do you define it It's what happened No rags Spunky is now EFAP lore Hmm Oh well There you go you didn't ask for this Spanish flu and bubonic plague Came from China It's called the Spanish flu because the Spanish found out about it first Most plagues came from China So yeah among many other reasons China sucks Hmm Now those both true like I wouldn't know I do not know If that's the case then Then boo What's worse alien three killing off Newt in the first five minutes or terminate a dark fate Killing John Connor in the first five minutes For me it's dark fate And it's because Uh It's not just killer You murder him in front of Sarah Connor She fails to save him And he's the whole reason for the first two films Happening While Newt He's still fucking insulting they do that to Newt in alien three though Don't get me wrong I just think that It hits a little harder to the franchise To do it to John Connor Um Yeah that was annoying Currently taking advantage of the quarantine To do EFAP catch up marathon 11 hours of EFAP per day and on episode 40 Wish me luck Ooh that's the halfway point now We're all the way at 80 I suppose there was a great TV series The sequel that retcon stuff And you had to make a second sequel that follows canon What do you do So The idea is I guess rags We have the OT Then we have the sequel trilogy And then we're set to make a sequel that follows the sequel trilogy And we're hamsonly paid And we're very much creatively inclined To write as well as possible So what what I guess the question is like I guess I want to stipulate how direct of a sequel are you people wanting So well This is the interesting part to me right because it's like Which canon do you adhere to when we've got broken pieces everywhere And I think the first port of call I would have Is establishing all of the pieces that are broken And doing everything we can To like reforge them To connect them to allow them to coexist And figure out all of them Try and fix all of them And then figure out how we can get those pieces of information delivered Throughout that trilogy that we make While then focusing on actually telling our own story in that trilogy I would probably get the fuck away from every character we've ever known Yeah I would be I would be highly I would push to tell them Let's get the fuck away from all of this It is a mess And Like even like the fix for this will be messy Just because it was a mess to begin with Yeah I mean the medicine will definitely not go down smoothly The whole it was all a dream thing I'm assuming we're not allowed to do that Yeah And I would just say basically Let's get away from this Start fresh The fans will Each individual fan will remember And cherish the good parts to them And maybe that's just the best we can do at this point So Just get away from it I'm really really pushing to let us Do a thousand years in the future Or hundreds of years Or just to fuck it A different galaxy Like what I was saying before where Like these two galaxies don't even have communication with each other It's just some other place in the universe And the force still exists It's everywhere But their understanding of it is not warped But just totally different Maybe the original trilogy ones They had a particular understanding You know it's different And so it breeds different kinds of Jedi Who do different kinds of things The technology maybe is different Would you um You know a theoretical episode 10, 11, 12 Would you want to try and explain what the fuck happened to Luke No Would you just give up Leave him in his grave I mean if I would I would be You know what I think we would just try and Honor him Basically have him be this inspirational force For all he did in the OT Don't even fucking mention the sequel trilogy things that he did Yeah Cause there would be Statues of him Things like that There would be Applauses named after him Like he would be a galaxy Wide name Just like Han Solo and Leia and all those people Like they stop the empire Like history books for the rest of forever Would be talking about A weird area of space where the sequel trilogy took place Like no one had heard of it It's like fine whatever But even if it's just as simple as An old statue Still standing Of you know Skywalker It's just known as just Skywalker That's all there was There wasn't even like a Luke It was just Skywalker Something like that Then I would be Probably enough You know his legacy was remembered as Heroic Galactic savior Dare I say a paragon of a virtue You know he's a hero that people are still Striving to be an emulate And we just forget the sequels You just don't even mention them Fuck that shit I probably want to find a way to shit on Rey She died in a hole Oh did she Almost like yeah Even if it was almost in a meadow way Just to Sounds too much like the Legend of Korra What I described wasn't bad So I don't Like what My ideas I don't see how it's a bad thing Like that's what That's what people would realistically do People build Statues to heroes In history They name things after them They become legends And put into mythology In a way And their names persist They don't even have to be real people Yeah they make statues of like Dogs and stuff that do special things Absolutely If you go to The Hoover Dam There is a plaque devoted to A dog who died during construction In an accident Who was beloved by all the workers Like people remember this stuff I mean people build I mean you build a plaque and it's there Basically forever You have to resurrect Palpatine So that her victory is taken away from her We did We established That Palpatine originally died in the OT And what she thought was this weird Like snake creature that could look like Anyone they wanted Son Exegol who believed that clone Was Palpatine Those fools The crazy planet Where nothing makes any sense We don't talk about that crazy planet Unfortunately It got exploded and evaporated After the big battle Space cancer engulfed the whole planet We should be visiting there Ever Uh Uh Adam Slashcich promote your comic By rags Damn they didn't That's an awkward one to send over to them for their stream Like hey promote your stuff Promote your comic and they're like Alright plug time Mashala rags Of Arabia Mashala It's got a toilet emoji and a peace Emoji It should be a peaceful place There have been some days Where you're just not having a good time in there But It's a place for Pensive pondering While you poo on the commotion Maybe belt speeders can't be jammed Like horses Yeah well they can be jammed The good old fashioned way when you throw a hook attached To a rope into it so Yeah I feel like One of those things is far more difficult To jam than the other That's such a fascinating commentary on stakes though The whole like They're on our ship And the first thought he has is jam their speeders And we're all sitting there like Jam their speeders That's something you can just do And that's something that just seems to be Drawn out of nothing And then they're like no we can't even do it Because they don't have speeders And we're just sitting there like There's everybody by the whiplash I don't even know if you could But you can't because they're using Horses It's the assault team They're gonna fuck everything up Cavalry They're already obsolete In Our world I can't even begin to imagine How obsolete they are in the star wars universe There's a certain amount of potassium that's radioactive If you were to eat 40,000 bananas In 10 minutes you'd die of radiation poisoning Assuming nothing else kills you first Yeah like exploding From all the bananas Hey man if you've got good metabolism You can just shoot that right out Yeah a constant shooting and flushing Yeah just like the rags tactic there Here's a problem that canon can cause That you would say that's too much Oh wait we did it Answer that one it was the paper one Ah This point crossover fanfiction with halo Has better writing than the actual stuff they're chaining out That doesn't surprise me Doesn't surprise me at all I could understand ignoring canon from a bad novel So the scenario being That you have maybe just a trilogy Let's just say you only have the sequel trilogy And then you're supposed to write sequels to it And it's like you can ignore canon from that It's bad I'd be like I think we'll be fine Or just simplify it And say Disney hires a crazy person To write an all like an actual Crazy person and they just write shit Well this is the thing if we've got like a shit Ton of rules that cannot coexist Then yeah the repairs we can do are only Going to be so good like they got limits At this point And fans have a Generally a good Ability at blocking out Certain things Because it's kind of what you have to do But again that's That's a fix for a problem And ideally So You know that's not where the badness begins The badness begins with the lore contradiction Here's an example of using established rules to do something new A Jedi has to unethically use a mind trick On a good person to get something I mean yeah absolutely this is the kind of stuff I would like to explore Like pushing everyone to their limits And I think you've got more than enough powers from the force And I think that it's almost A misallocation of fucking Efforts to be like So guys episode 10 What's the next force power I'm thinking force Disapparate You turn yourself into multiple pieces And they reform into more of you You're just like why Why The second you question it They're like what the fuck You'd never let anyone be creative Imagine like a Star Wars universe And another galaxy Where people who can use the force Are Fairly rare you know But they're really powerful And their control of the force Is really chaotic And the sense that it requires a lot of training To keep it under control Or else they can become destructive to themselves and others Of that universe They're essentially treated like mages are in dragon age Where they're leashed and they have handlers And they can't go where they please And they're constantly watched And really mistrusted And that sort of thing There's so much you could do with it You think about all the potentials And you constantly get sad Because of what we've got and how shit it was Compared to how interesting Yeah like psychers and warhammer essentially Insanely powerful Potentially But they have to be kept on a really tight leash And a lot of them If they don't get training They just don't make it So much stuff you could do The rags is not familiar enough We need more tie fighter Well nobody knows what a wywing is So why would they know what a tie fighter is Yeah Pointless She sees one magazine viz like Hot and is She sees one magazine and is like Oh that's actually hot Not 100% sure what that's referencing I'm afraid I'm not sure either Sheev doesn't need porn He canonically slays poos True Every time he uses lightning he just Creates force babies randomly He's impregnating the universe Yeah he has to send in quizzes out to find my force babies They must join me X-Men movies handled canon well I guess I wouldn't know I haven't read the comics Was going to finish Hellblade But I thought I'd catch you guys live first Love your amnesia soma series mohler Hi rags Hello and enjoy Hellblade I love it And thank you and yeah I hope you enjoyed it The soma one was Big thonks Oh yeah Hello fam any consideration to having It's a Gundam as a future guest As always peace, love and happiness Yeah I'm on board I'm fine with that You bet I'm planning on making a few responses I have a mic picked out Any other tips you would recommend For responses Just make sure you don't miss any Context because Man they Not only hate when you do that But they also love to do it At least in my experience Yeah really make sure you Are explaining yourself sufficiently Don't feel the need To reach a particular amount Of time In any like limit As it be I know that's a shocking thing To hear from us Oh yeah if you've learned anything It should be that if their criticism of you Is that it was too long Probably was a pretty good video I agree with New Jack, invite it's a Gundam The dude is funny and can be perfect guest for the podcast Also hi everyone and stay safe Hey Yeah man I'm done with it Thoughts on Netflix Castlevania series I have been recommended it Many a time I've heard it's quite good but I haven't seen it We'll have to watch that and Death Note rags That's our jobs I can't wait to watch Castlevania Castlevania Death Note not so much Hey man that's only one season One season At least that's what I've been told I don't actually know Thoughts on For your next Halloween special You should watch ghost court on tape videos with rags And tear them apart Ghost court? Ghost court on tape Did you mean just videos Where we have to figure out how they faked a thing Like It's all CGI It's all CGI Yeah like I I don't believe in that stuff Yeah we're not Mike Stoklasser Okay jeez I don't believe in ghosts I was wondering if he actually Does believe in ghosts Or is it a joke I don't know He's a fascination with a paranormal I mean it's pretty Like if it were a real thing it would be pretty cool But like also terrifying Good old ghosts I'm late to the stream but you were talking about the worst diseases And I think I know one of the worst ever Brain nerd diarrhea Brain nerd diarrhea Sounds terrible I wouldn't want to put that in my mouth Yeah that's like comboing up things That shouldn't be comboed together That's all I'm saying Can't I just use the same TLJ Arguments for TROS I don't know if this is in reference To Rito's video it probably is Yeah I guess it is Like you can just say Any problem anyone has with TROS You can be like yo I don't care about the details Bruh I just like the visuals I like the equipment As he said What did Rito say We can do anything we want If it's about visuals, equipment, and Something else I think I can't remember I can't remember Only I, Rey can force heal Baby Yoda dot dot dot dot Yeah that's the thing Baby Yoda can nail that shit too Creativity Finds a way Wait a minute This is nowhere near the beginning That's Please cover Tom Holland Embarrassed by Demand Vid That's another one I have to see what that's about Holdo place charges in the reactor She tries to ram the supremacy But it has a tractor beam Radis get pulled in So it can be boarded Soldiers get to the bridge Holdo says some one liner and then presses the detonator That would have definitely been better That would have been Immensely better I'm curious about your guys take on this In Empire Yoda can lift an X-Wing Could Vader have smashed Luke's X-Wing into something Oh do you mean like In the Death Star trench run It does seem to be quite fucking difficult For Yoda to pull it off And if we assume That Anakin is either on par Or slightly better than Yoda Which I don't know that we have No reason to assume that It would be pretty tough To grab or move an X-Wing Whilst in a TIE fighter Trying to sort of aim and shoot I figure he would think he's better off just aiming and shooting Instead of It does seem like if you use the force at that point It's like if you're pointing a loaded gun at somebody But then you go to like Force choke them But you're not really good at it Instead of just shooting them Someone mentioned that piloting a ship Would be too much concentration But I imagine Vader just letting someone else pilot While he uses the force Well the thing is Vader is a great pilot right That's Anakin Skywalker That's his trait So I imagine he would just assume That he's like well no I'll just kill him in my ship They explain that Hyperspace makes you intangible in TFA They have to come out of a hyperspace After Starkiller bases shields But before the planet They just break their own fucking cannon Han Solo says something about fractional refresh rate As in think of the If you like slow down time You would see the shield is like on off On off on off If you know what I mean And I think he was saying they had to cross in On one of the offs But I gotta be honest I'd have to re-listen to that part Because I'm not up to it yet on my video But they very much pull some bullshit To have a you know a spectacle scene For sure If you insist that baseball requires Bases and a ball You're missing the heart of baseball Very true They used hyperspace lanes In the clone wars as a plot point Since the separatists were trying to get a hold of the coordinates To invade Coruscant Interesting I don't know why they've never used it in the movies If they were very certain of that being the method If you know what I mean So I feel like it Must have been mentioned up to this point You know but it just hasn't been Like they're playing with it in their TV Show but they're not going to do it in the movies Which is interesting They used hyperspace Hello Greedo years ago vehemently marks prequel Defenders for just liking lightsaber fights And cool visuals Hello Greedo now Roblox underscore oof dot mp4 Technology installs Has stagnant Has stagnated For nearly 4,000 years If they honestly expect us to believe That not once did someone think to make ship Go ultra mega super fast into bad ship I got news for them That's what I mean it's not impossible It's just improbable To an absurd degree that I just I don't see it happening ever You have to convince me that every single person that ever existed was like No let's not try that Let's not try that The ancient Greeks In their naval warfare They were ramming ships into other ships Like even in Ben Hur Ramming speed in the drum beats Super fast you know it's Like it's obviously That's what they would do they'd be like Why don't we just strap a fucking engine to an asteroid That's cost effective I laughed at the first meme Good boy rags also hi Oh hello As a writer listening to this guy makes me want to cry Also hi rags And it does make me want to cry But instead we were just angrily laughing Hopping my super chat cherry Hi rags Oh hello Thank you What did Daisy say Bola I think I said it eventually But she said that um That When it comes like so Luke I think she said something like it was nice that JJ Gave like an opportunity For Mark to play Luke Skywalker Again Like she she I'd have to pull up the actual quote but I remember reading the thing And like holy fuck do you realize what you're saying right now She like implies that He finally gets to be that character again Cause I guess Ryan didn't let him This is like yep That's crazy Uh mules I have a hot take Rags is right there are many funny memes Also hi rag Hello I'm right You're right that I'm right There are many funny memes Moopa memes are greater than wag memes Oh fuck off I don't know man moopa is pretty hard to beat No way I don't know Here I am flushing my poo clone That's solid stuff Oh I get it The Holder Maneuver doesn't care about your feelings But it do Derrida Claimed the west Is logo centric Probably say the same about canon The truth gets in the way of feelings Okay You just gotta accept it at some point The truth gets in the way Of feelings Sounds like something like A Mind controlling Illusionist Indoctrinating Type would say Like a wizard Or the pesky truth is getting in the way Sounds like a political dictator You know Pesky truth Adam best sidekick He's used you know He helped out Sitch every once in a while Here and there I'm glad you were able to laugh at my unfunny memes Keep up the good work you massives Keep up the good memes You laughed at it Must have been funny if we laughed at it Wait isn't the heart in the middle of the body It all makes sense now Oh yeah it's the longest part It's in the middle Long and thick is best Ray Ray is an evil Disney princess Yeah I guess so Yeah You have to be human, be royalty Not be introduced in a sequel and or commit a heroic act To be considered a Disney princess So human, ray, yes Not be introduced in a Are they not human installers No She is but Oh you asking why do they have to be human According to the Disney requirements Yeah What about Nala She's a princess isn't she I don't know where they They may have made these requirements up I don't know They might have The commit a heroic act What is ray committed to a heroic act Well she's got a whole bunch Depending on POV She defeated Kylo Again and again And again So Ariel Someone's saying Ariel isn't human She was turned into human But then she went back But yeah that's the case And she's not human She's a woman because she's half Invers a fish So You know it's really fortunate that it's the bottom Half that's a fish Because if it was just like a Fish head with human legs sticking out That'd be fucking weird I feel like that is a family guy joke Is it? Yeah and they actually Visualize it and it's amusing Oh I don't watch family guys so You shouldn't Watch Simpsons of Futurama Okay Would you a fish? Would I lighthouse that fish? Oh I feel like a fish would be like Cold and clammy on me Yeah It gets warmer the further up you move Someone's saying it's a red dwarf joke I haven't seen that either But I guess it's a decent joke If I said it and it just happens To be like these other people Made it like it's a thought That's how you judge whether or not A joke is good, whether someone told it before Yes I hate that qualification and I Spit on it Top half or bottom half of the mermaid part It's gotta be the bottom Because like You have to have like arms And a face And stuff to talk to How do you do Ariel anyway? You don't, I think she's underage I don't remember I honestly don't I guess we're fucking googling How Stand by How old is Ariel And the little mermaid Alright She is 16 Which means that she is legal I don't, I assume That's in human years not fish years Disney owns the Rocky Horror Picture show Tim Curry is a Disney princess Changed my mind I would never want to change your mind on that Oh there you go More, have you read the book series Red Rising? If not, heavily recommend us a great game Of Thrones inspired space opera that has Flawed complex characters with Wild building also high rags Hello I hope it's Better than Game of Thrones I'm sure it is I would bet money that it is With a wealth of material In the EU Why do you think Disney decided to discard it So they could copy it Bit by bit In a superficial way seems to be Honestly That seems to be the only fucking reason they did that It was like we're gonna tell these stories again But we're not necessarily going to adapt them We're just gonna kind of just pick stuff we like It's just Star Wars They know people will buy Star Wars Again if you ever find out That they're casting someone to play Thrawn be very afraid Be very afraid they will ruin Of course there's like who It's they're deciding who they're gonna Ruin Thrawn with Who's gonna be the vessel If you were in charge How would you move forward with the Star Wars franchise I think we kind of covered that earlier What is better Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter I have no idea I don't play fighting games From what I understand Street Fighter Is like more mechanically Complex and balanced But I prefer Mortal Kombat Because superficially I just enjoy the fatalities And the goofy tie-ins The story of Mortal Kombat Looking hilariously bad They reset themselves all the time As time travel people keep Dying and jumping all over the place It's just some Asymptism Father Hello Greedo has deemed Chris Stuckman as one of the pure reviewers Saving them from the evils of the devil Who wears a gas mask The long man Oh my Kick Sitch we only need Adam Hmm Just give your opinions on anime I'm gonna save that for him So that if there is any Position on anime you wish to hear from him You will get it eventually With the ending Of the mist qualify as subverting Expectations I think so Yeah let's say so maybe Muller & Co Would any of you attempt the Poo Cocktail Supreme as depicted in Jackass 3 For $1,000 For what minimum amount I feel like I'm gonna just do a hard No on this one No I suppose If we're gonna get ridiculous like we do for a million Like hmm A million yes, a thousand no 10,000 It's basically bungee jumping in a porta potty Okay but is there anything else to that Oh I mean The shit flying around Oh so it is a used porta potty then Oh yeah if it was a clean Yeah the whole point is that it's A used porta potty Yeah I mean once you get to enough Money that I feel like I could do some real good with it That's when I would say yes Yeah but a thousand would not be enough No Playing Tales starring Playing Tales starring Tim Hanks And Tom Allen Well George did enjoy LSD Oh Lucas Is that a true Sounds funny I don't know Can we please have one eFap that you get to the three vods We did Yeah we got him man we knocked that shit out I will say we didn't do much pausing on tonal But you know what can you do We still got a lot of discussion out of it though Imagine the bio of Hitler from Hello Greedo Why What a strange thing to say Yeah Palpatine didn't die he just lost progress The profile is me hi cheek set me hi Me hi cheek set me hi Hey moopa can you post the streams On molar announcements as you did before With youtube now streams sometimes dis Disperse Even inside your channel They were always automatically supposed to go over there But um Yeah I can try and get that going If they're not turning up they should be though If I wanted to play a multiplayer game that had no respawns I would play Siege CS go Wild of tanks war ships war planes Or a battle royale No like no respawns I guess what mode you play on CS go You can get no respawns right Like if you play search and destroy or something Yeah but you can't start another game Oh do you mean the second you die I guess you could never Like I guess if you ever die in any mode You can't ever Would it be a respawn if it's a different game And you're playing as a different soldier I don't know Yeah then you would just say Alright well that guy died but There's a lot of soldiers so you're playing as a new one now Hmm But it's an army so it makes sense that they'd have the same load out Yeah Doom guy No one is ever really gore Ah Also um There's still a decent amount left Like a whole page which should probably take A little longer that I think I'm going to be able to stay awake for I'm a little uh Pulling apart a little bit Yeah I'm getting pretty close We started at like noon didn't we Or like one We are Fearing closer and closer to the cap I'm just super tired I've been awake since Ah jeez A long ass time What I will try and do now There's a bit of a concern about Discord's update fucking over eFap right Hopefully I can just not let that happen Um hopefully We'll see how long that lasts Before I just want them to Make it optional please discord to it Either way I'm planning On trying to set up a recording For the meme eFap because we've got like A lot of videos And a lot of images to go through It'll just be memes only and obviously I'll record it And then upload it and hopefully It'll get put into a copyright deadlock With the amount of content that'll be There's a lot of movie stuff But it'll mean that we can all enjoy them without pausing them Which would be nice And we'll try and get some guests for it as well And so that will be like we won't mention What number that is in the episode Because it'll just be numbered according to when we can release it And I guess I'll try and get that recorded soon and if Say for example we're able to set that up something Before next week I could I can read you know the rest The super chats in that one at the end of it Any time we have or maybe I should save this for another live one In case Something happens with the meme one Never know with copyright and stuff Either way It's all on the way and as is Return of the King that one's still For a liberal in and around And The next Batwoman is almost done As far as I know and the new editor will be Initialized soon enough As well as us watching more Batwoman I think there is A couple of episodes waiting for us It's on a hiatus now though I think If I check out I'm not sure Either way I think Something is planned with You and I on metal Or J Longbone We're doing some kind of I think that will be very interesting Gotham High thing It should be funny Looking for fun fun The only other thing I guess would be On my end I am editing TFA part 3 I'm getting there It is a behemoth Of a video I'm really happy with it so far And I said 12 days ago that it would be about a month I'm not sure I'm going to be able To make it by the end of this month But I will be trying to Working on it non-stop pretty much Either way it's going to be big Like as in big old chonker of a video And it's funny because I was contemplating Splitting it into two parts And I was just like how fucking goofy is it going to get If I have part 3a and part 3b You know It's just going to be a big old chunky part 3 It's fine It can be messier than the sequel plot But like It just takes ages to stack All of those clips in a row And um It's a coming and Meanwhile rags what are you Your tisms going Coming along a ok Most of you doing a lot of writing and stuff Some of these like Stuff that we've been covering on Um Uh Like eFap here they'd be really good like The objectivity when we covered And this even this hella grita one on canon Like those would be good for Like I guess more structured responses They're not particularly long So they could get done quicker I'm coming along Mandalorian's coming along well And I've got a lot of stuff gathered I spent A lot of time just getting like Potential sound effects I might need That you hear and stuff Some A lot of clips and pictures and things But yeah it's coming along well But I figure it might be good to do a few short ones And then Do um You know the big one Whatever I work on Which brings us to the end At least for now Um eFap shall return As it do we will try and get on that meme eFap As soon as possible and uh Yes Stay quarantined y'all Uh Is there anything else? Wash your hands clean your penis Oh yeah Um Uh We had one last super chat and it was a lot So if you want to address that Well there's a lot I mean read it out of order if you want It says thanks for the stream guys I really needed this today Yeah I want to make sure that it was especially noticed Because you know it's a lot of money That's very incredibly generous Yeah thank you very much And uh I'm glad you enjoyed Sorry for this low energy toward the end Of just uh sleepy tisms I've been up for ages But that was a great stream they were good guests We had some good discussions covered some amazing video Um Good memes and generous donations And uh Have a good night everyone I suppose Absolutely everyone have a Have a great night Midnight over here And it is nearly 6am over here Oh my god Have a good morning I guess Good morning good night Goodbye